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headlines found matching 'Immune system'
Mon June 14, 2021
(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
Don't have a cow, maaaan--wait, do have a cow so long as you get vaccinated
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(Medical Xpress)
 
 
 
New study says infants produce a strong immune response to covid. Probably because their hearts and souls haven't been destroyed by life yet
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(Axios)
 
 
 
Vermont becomes 1st state to reach 80% vaccination rate Mississippi hoping to reach 30% by the end of the year
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
UK ∆: +4 weeks
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Novavax claims their Covid vaccine success rate is at 90% in Mexico trials
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Over 30% of Republicans are comfortable being disease vectors
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Sun June 13, 2021
(MSN)
 
 
 
Virtually all hospitalized Covid patients have one thing in common: They're unvaccinated. Well, won't somebody fetch my fainting couch?
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Sat June 12, 2021
(Thread Reader)
 
 
 
Nope. The pandemic isn't through with us by a long shot
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Fri June 11, 2021
(Sci Tech Daily)
 
 
 
Common antidepressant cures cancer. In mice
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(Sci Tech Daily)
 
 
 
Common antidepressant cures cancer. In mice
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Thu June 10, 2021
(CBS 21 Harrisburg)
 
 
 
Why do some people get side effects after COVID-19 vaccines?
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Wed June 09, 2021
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Arouund 80% of UK adults nouw believed tou have couvid antiboudies
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
San Francisco first city to reach herd immunity after virus discovers it can't afford to live there
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(EurekAlert)
 
 
 
It's long been known cholesterol hates your heart(arteries). Now it hates the boobies too
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Study shows people who have already been infected with COVID-19 gain no additional benefits from vaccination
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Tue June 08, 2021
(Thread Reader)
 
 
 
Another deadlier Covid wave coming this summer, especially for the unvaccinated and those who only got vaccinated once? Data and peer reviewed studies say
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Mon June 07, 2021
(Buzzfeed News)
 
 
 
Scientists are trying to figure out why the Covid-19 vaccines work so well, hopefully won't whammy the successful results
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(Buzzfeed News)
 
 
 
Scientists are trying to figure out why the Covid-19 vaccines work so well, hopefully won't whammy the successful results
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Sun June 06, 2021
(Tampa Bay Times)
 
 
 
People suffering from long COVID reporting rapid improvement after getting vaccinated
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Delta is 40% more ready than you are
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Sat June 05, 2021
(BGR)
 
 
 
Scientists claim humans have "untapped ability" to regenerate body parts. Does that mean you can finally grow a brain, morans?
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(Buzzfeed News)
 
 
 
Humanity lucks out. Angry God vows to get them next time
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(Buzzfeed News)
 
 
 
Humanity lucks out. Angry God vows to get them next time
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(Forbes)
 
 
 
More reasons why this coronavirus pandemic isn't going away anytime soon: China is vaccinating the world with vaccines that don't work well
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Fri June 04, 2021
(NPR)
 
 
 
The US is sending 1mil vaccine doses to Mexican border cities and resort spots, assuming it can get past that fearsome lurking wall
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
England's outbreak of the Delta Covid Variant increases the risk of hospital admissions
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Thu June 03, 2021
(South China Morning Post)
 
 
 
Mushroom, mushroom
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(South China Morning Post)
 
 
 
Mushroom, mushroom
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Randolph Duke wins the bet, Mortimer still pissed
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(Vox)
 
 
 
Reason 7: 'murica
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(Vox)
 
 
 
Reason 7: 'murica
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Wed June 02, 2021
(NBC News)
 
 
 
FDA says to not eat cicadas if you have a seafood allergy. Advisory is six words too long
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Vaccinations are the new Jim Crow, claims vaunted asshole Tucker Carlson
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Tue June 01, 2021
(CBS News)
 
 
 
Krispy Kreme has given away over 1.5 million doughnuts to vaccinated Americans. Homer Simpson unavailable for comment
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Do the right thing and ditch your unvaccinated friends; tough choices must be made (possible nsfw content on page)
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Fri May 28, 2021
(Atlanta Journal Constitution)
 
 
 
How about some good COVID news: Two new studies show that immunity might last years
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(Atlanta Journal Constitution)
 
 
 
How about some good COVID news: Two new studies show that immunity might last years
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Anti-vaxer/Covid-denying cop that bragged "I have an immune system" on social media now dead from Covid. Covid takes administrative leave. Internal investigation by Covid determines that Covid acted within the bounds of its functions
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(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
Ohio thinks it's unfair COVID should have all the fun, readies a bill to give polio, measles, and tuberculosis a better chance to kill tens of thousands
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Thu May 27, 2021
(Nature)
 
 
 
Oh great, now we get to brace ourselves for the attack of the vengeful mini-lungs
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(Kare11)
 
 
 
If you delayed getting Covid shots you can now be rewarded with free park passes and fishing licenses. Subby got vaccinated early like a sucker
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(Medical Xpress)
 
 
 
Sanofi and GSK are excited to begin the final phase of their covid vaccine trials and have promised to post their results across a number of AOL chatrooms as soon as they upgrade to a slick 55.6K dial-up modem
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Wed May 26, 2021
(WA Today (Australia))
 
 
 
You're basically Superman if you've had COVID and then got vaccinated
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(WA Today (Australia))
 
 
 
You're basically Superman if you've had COVID and then got vaccinated
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(We Are Central PA)
 
 
 
Mad Libs headline: "Giant Eagle recalling Chicken Street Taco Kits sold in Ohio, Pa., other states"
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Tue May 25, 2021
(Vox)
 
 
 
The "autumn COVID reemergence" hyperbole is already here. *Sigh* it's not even summer yet
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(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
Good vaccine news keeps rolling in: "Among approximately 101 million vaccinated people in the US as of April 30...0.01% breakthrough cases among the fully vaccinated." Even including the variants
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(MSN)
 
 
 
...and now the latest data for how efficient the vaccine shots are against COVID
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Everything
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Mon May 24, 2021
(CNN)
 
 
 
New York and Maryland have now created vaccine lotteries
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
10 of the richest countries in the world make up 75% of all Covid vaccinated people. The rest? Well, they should have tried not being born poor
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
It's 2021 and teens are sneaking out of the house to A: Drink and party? B: Secretly meet their boy/girlfriends? or C: Get their Covid vaccines?
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Sun May 23, 2021
(NBC News)
 
 
 
If his neighbor isn't allowed to do it, maybe COVID can finally knock some sense into Rand Paul the second time around
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Fri May 21, 2021
(BestLife)
 
 
 
Sure, we had full Covid-19 vaccination. But what about second vaccination?
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Canada, population 37.6 million, ordered 400 million doses of covid vaccinations. Damn greedy frostbacks
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(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
"I am not removing my mask until this horrendous pollen season is over"
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Thu May 20, 2021
(NPR)
 
 
 
Q: Why are so many people more afraid of dying from a shark attack or fiery plane crash than cancer or COVID? A: Because we're very, very stupid when it comes to understanding/calculating odds. See also, "lottery ticket buyers" and "crypto investors"
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(Axios)
 
 
 
The United States is making progress in the war on COVID and... Mississippi Goddamn
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Wed May 19, 2021
(CNBC)
 
 
 
The vaccine that is totally going to protect you in a casino full of spreaders is also going to require yearly boosters to get those neutralizing antibody titers back up to protective levels
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Shocking research shows that areas with low vaccination rates have higher rates of Covid infections. Well, not that shocking
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
A serum made with donkey plasma to fight Covid-19? I want to Bolivia
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(The Week)
 
 
 
Anyone else's brain experience pandemic whiplash?
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
It took us about a year to get a COVID-19 vaccine. How come we don't have one yet for HIV/AIDS even after 37 years?
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Tue May 18, 2021
(WECT Wilmington)
 
 
 
Duke sucks for the coronavirus. Invents vaccine that takes out all of them at once
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(WECT Wilmington)
 
 
 
Duke sucks for the coronavirus. Invents vaccine that takes out all of them at once
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Canada investing in new mRNA vaccine plant since the whole horse and barn door thing wasn't really working out
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Because this is 'Murica, Ohio sees increase in Covid vaccinations after bribing its citizens with a vaccine lottery
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Our new honor-based mask system has already broken down beyond repair, which is what tends to happen when half the country operates under an Honor Code that's based around worshipping an orange-hued narcissist with dreams of being a dictator
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Republicans really hate it when a majority of voters undo their work. They gerrymandered those states for a reason
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Mon May 17, 2021
(Medical Xpress)
 
 
 
Rice University invents glow in the dark poop that you take pictures of and send to your doctor, post on Facebook
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Unintended consequences are infecting well-meaning actions
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(International Business Times)
 
 
 
*grabs popcorn*
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Fri May 14, 2021
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Unmasked, do not harass the masked
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
WHY the CDC lifted the mask mandates uncovered
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Thu May 13, 2021
(CNN)
 
NewsFlash
 
CDC: If you're vaccinated, you may now resume doing all the disgusting things you were doing before the pandemic, both outdoors and indoors
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(MSN)
 
Boobies
 
More accurate headline for important info: COVID vaccine, doing what it should physiologically, is causing a spike in reported "abnormal" mammograms that is being exacerbated by the sheer volume of women flocking back to regular imaging practices
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Wed May 12, 2021
(Slash Gear)
 
 
 
You're one step closer to safely enjoying some chicken sushi
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(Slash Gear)
 
 
 
You're one step closer to safely enjoying some chicken sushi
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Tue May 11, 2021
(Cleveland Plain Dealer)
 
 
 
New Study: 99.7% of hospitalized Covid patients were not vaccinated. Your move, antivaxers
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Hey, there's a new treatment for Covid. That's nice. Wait, what did that second part say?
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Montana plague rats explain why they're not getting vaccinated: "A horse fell on me and it didn't kill me"
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(Boom Live)
 
 
 
You'll surely be shocked to learn that not only is Tucker Carlson lying through his hood about the "death rate" from Covid vaccines, but the "source" he cites, the VAERS system specifically says its data cannot be used to support any such claim
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(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Politician who doesn't understand what "communism" really means calls her state's vaccination effort "communist"
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Genetically engineered and repurposed AIDS virus helps immunocompromised kids pop that bubble
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Genetically engineered and repurposed AIDS virus helps immunocompromised kids pop that bubble
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Mon May 10, 2021
(AP News)
 
 
 
News that would have been unimaginable two years ago: Prime Minister authorizes British citizens to hug each other starting next week
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(9News (Australia))
 
 
 
Because the deadly COVID-19 outbreak is not enough, India's virus victims also hit with 'black fungus'
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Sun May 09, 2021
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
This just in: Sen. Ron Johnson is still an idiot. In other news, water is wet, Freddie Mercury was a pretty good singer, and dogs are awesome
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Fri May 07, 2021
(Medical Xpress)
 
 
 
Maaaaaatlock midi-chlorians?
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(Medical Xpress)
 
 
 
Maaaaaatlock midi-chlorians?
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(Salon)
 
 
 
Study from the Vintage Knowledge Department of the Ric Romero Research Institute confirms processed food is still unhealthy
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Russia authorizes use of "Sputnik Light" vaccine. "Sputnik Dry" and "Sputnik Menthol" soon to follow
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Thu May 06, 2021
(CNN)
 
 
 
Five New England states have already vaccinated about 70% of adults. How many Rhode Islands is that?
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Moderna posts its first-ever profit in the first quarter of 2021. What on earth could possibly have changed to make this possible?
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Wed May 05, 2021
(The Hill)
 
 
 
The Hill invented a cutesy new term for opening the economy and letting the anti vaxxers die off
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(Vox)
 
 
 
"The United States is, by many measures, the worst place for parents"
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
ModeRNA's booster shot proves successful against emerging variants
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Scientific antichrists propose using Mammon to incentivize getting the Mark of the Beast
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Yes, vaccine passports are Constitutional
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Tue May 04, 2021
(CTV News)
 
 
 
OK, Prime Minister Bedhead
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(Forbes)
 
 
 
Middle-schoolers soon to be eligible for top-notch 5G coverage
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(Decider)
 
 
 
John McCain's daughter "horrified" that the imaginary people in her head who work in the Whitehouse are calling dumb morons and hillbillies in the middle of the country dumb morons and hillbillies for not getting vaccinated
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(Vox)
 
 
 
America's Covid endgame may be at hand
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Mon May 03, 2021
(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
Cuba's long investments in biotech may pay off in indigenous Covid vaccines, offering the chance for Cuban citizens to upgrade their 5-G connections
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(The Motley Fool)
 
 
 
Pfizer is no longer the vaccine of the aristocracy
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(The Motley Fool)
 
 
 
Pfizer is no longer the vaccine of the aristocracy
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
The US. screens 1.63mil people at airports, the highest since March 2020. And no, they're not padding their numbers or phoning it in
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
The US. screens 1.63mil people at airports, the highest since March 2020. And no, they're not padding their numbers or phoning it in
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(US Food and Drug Administration)
 
 
 
FDA recall: Wolfies' Cheddar & Jalapeno might give you the Wolfies if you have a milk allergy. Wolfies
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(Vox)
 
 
 
The real cause of the Johnson & Johnson Covid-19 side effects? Anxiety, not the vaccine itself
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Sat May 01, 2021
(MSN)
 
 
 
Are we finally seeing the light at the end of the COVID tunnel?
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Thu April 29, 2021
(Scientific American)
 
 
 
We practically wiped out the flu worldwide and it was a mere side effect of our anti Covid-19 measurements. Meanwhile Covid-19 is still a global pandemic...because it is NOT like the farking flu
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(Scientific American)
 
 
 
We practically wiped out the flu worldwide and it was a mere side effect of our anti Covid-19 measurements. Meanwhile Covid-19 is still a global pandemic...because it is NOT like the farking flu
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Merck has more than just a tummy ache
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Just as covid cases spiked, they may begin to drop as quickly due to the vaccines and exponential decay. Thanks, math
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(Vox)
 
 
 
The new malaria vaccine is a major game changer
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(Vox)
 
 
 
The new malaria vaccine is a major game changer
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Wed April 28, 2021
(Politico)
 
 
 
White House tells Joe Rogan to shut his ignorant ass up
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(ABC7 Los Angeles)
 
 
 
So you accidentally got the wrong second shot. Don't Panic. You may have a delayed superpower response, and some of your new mutations may be disturbing. You are protected, but please notify the CDC if any monster-ism occurs
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Whatever medical school Joe Rogan graduated from recently needs to give him a refund, as hospital admissions for young healthy people due to COVID-19 are rising
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Tennessee governor:"25% vaccinated? Not great, not terrible. Let's open her up again"
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Tue April 27, 2021
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
This is a very important question for Farkers: How much booze can you drink after you've been Covid vaccinated?
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
This is a very important question for Farkers: How much booze can you drink after you've been Covid vaccinated?
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(Washingtonian)
 
 
 
This week in design fail: city public health department urges residents to "Take the sh*t." Difficulty: not San Francisco
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Mon April 26, 2021
(CBS Miami)
 
 
 
Teachers not allowed to teach at expensive private school until they're vaccinated. Sorry IF they're vaccinated. Welcome to Plague Rat Centner Academy
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Sun April 25, 2021
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
At the risk of stating what should be obvious: once you get your vaccine jab it takes many weeks to be effective so stay locked down until it kicks in
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
At the risk of stating what should be obvious: once you get your vaccine jab it takes many weeks to be effective so stay locked down until it kicks in
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(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
Better Crocker vaccine mix now available
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Sat April 24, 2021
(MSN)
 
 
 
Two all-beef patties. Special sauce. Lettuce. Cheese. Pickles. Onions. On an allergy-inducing bun
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Fri April 23, 2021
(Centers for Disease Control)
 
 
 
Submitter getting his vaccination tomorrow...what can he expect? Horrible side effect comments welcome
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
"How a space doctor keeps astronauts healthy on the ISS." What are they going to do? Switch providers? Go out-of-network?
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
"How a space doctor keeps astronauts healthy on the ISS." What are they going to do? Switch providers? Go out-of-network?
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
U.S. begins closing COVID-19 mass vaccination sites as demand falls
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Thu April 22, 2021
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
COVID Я Us
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(Sydney Morning Herald)
 
 
 
In Australia refusing to get vaccinated is a quick way to enjoy unemployment
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(Sydney Morning Herald)
 
 
 
In Australia refusing to get vaccinated is a quick way to enjoy unemployment
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(Axios)
 
 
 
As of April 13, the CDC had tracked just 5,814 reports of "breakthrough" infections, out of 75 million fully vaccinated Americans
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Wed April 21, 2021
(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
April 30 will mark 100 days since Jan. 20
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(Outside Online)
 
 
 
Now is the perfect time to climb Everest. It's perfect. Remote, people who climb tend to understand science, social distancing is automatic... Virtually guaranteed to not catch Covid. Virtually. Guaranteed
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Tue April 20, 2021
(Austin News KXAN)
 
 
 
New antibody-resistant COVID mutation shows up in Texas. Probably because of reasons
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(Esquire)
 
 
 
Trump may actually do a spot encouraging vaccine safety, promptly followed by a Pfizer/FDA conspiracy theory and something something bigly fake news Hillary voter fraud shole countries
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(AP News)
 
 
 
"Because Jebus" is no longer going to be an excuse not to vaccinate your kids in Connecticut
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Mon April 19, 2021
(The Conversation)
 
 
 
The nature and severity of vaccine side effects show no correlation with how your immune system might handle an infection, but they could have an effect on your family if you're being annoying about it
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(The Conversation)
 
 
 
The nature and severity of vaccine side effects show no correlation with how your immune system might handle an infection, but they could have an effect on your family if you're being annoying about it
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(Medical Xpress)
 
 
 
Warmer climate, more pollen, worse allergies: sucks to be all of us
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(StudyFinds)
 
 
 
"These membrane-cloaked viruses are tricky. Past research shows they can evade the body's immune system and that they are highly infectious." Degree of difficulty: NOT covid and its cousins
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Oxford starts the first study to reinfect recovered covid patients and re-animate the zombie craze
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Oxford starts the first study to reinfect recovered covid patients and re-animate the zombie craze
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Sun April 18, 2021
(MSN)
 
 
 
Well this is not at all disturbing - eBay account of individual who works in a Chicago pharmacy selling blank vaccination cards
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(Eat This Not That)
 
 
 
The banana cartels must have hired the tobacco lobby's PR firm
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(Eat This Not That)
 
 
 
The banana cartels must have hired the tobacco lobby's PR firm
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
GOP lawsuits mean Governor Whitmer can't take sensible action to protect residents
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
No miracle will stop the pandemic, only well-grounded realism and science, and tools that work, including masks, vaccines, and boosters will stop it so basically we are totally screwed
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
No miracle will stop the pandemic, only well-grounded realism and science, and tools that work, including masks, vaccines, and boosters will stop it so basically we are totally screwed
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Sat April 17, 2021
(CTV News)
 
 
 
Store decides to bar people who have not gotten the Covid-19 vaccine from entering. That's pretty harsh considering not everybody is elegib...wait...sorry, I got that wrong: They are banning people who DID get vaccinated. What the fark?
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Fri April 16, 2021
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
J&J to Pfizer and Moderna: "Could you pretty please check to see if your vaccines cause clots too?" Pfizer and Moderna: "Nah, bro. We're cool making all this money. Thanks for asking"
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(KTAR Phoenix)
 
 
 
Arizona investigating 298 COVID-19 cases among vaccinated people
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(Deseret News)
 
 
 
Ahhhh, autumn. Leaves changing, pumpkins, Halloween, Thanksgiving gluttony, third Moderna shot
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Thu April 15, 2021
(NBC4i)
 
 
 
Cool: free beer for receiving your Covid-19 vaccine. Meh: it's Budweiser
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Pfizer CEO: "Uhhhhhh....third time's the charm?"
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(Astronomy Magazine)
 
 
 
Spoiler alert: they leave the Tang and Space Food Sticks at home. No mention of Quisp though
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
To the left, "CDC: Less Than .01% of US Population Has Gotten Covid After Full Vaccination". To the right: pedantic discussion on how the word "fewer" should be used instead
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(CTV News)
 
 
 
Pro tip: If you don't have a business license. don't make the city aware of your existence by banning members who have had the Covid-19 vaccine
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
The sentient virus controlling Tucker Carlson fires back at Fauci's criticism
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
As far as National Parks go, Death Valley is trying to make a claim as the GOAT
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Wed April 14, 2021
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Normally 'mix and match' is not what one would like to hear in medicine. Normally
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Covid: 'Israel may be reaching herd immunity.' Thank you for that report Covid
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Covid: 'Israel may be reaching herd immunity.' Thank you for that report Covid
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(Boston.com)
 
 
 
3 months post-covid, 23 year old pro athlete is still not back to 100%. Your fat uncle who "trusts his immune system" unavailable for comment
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Tue April 13, 2021
(Inverse)
 
 
 
Sure, COVID is hogging all the attention right now, but those vaccines might be about to unlock treatments for other deadly diseases
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(Inverse)
 
 
 
Sure, COVID is hogging all the attention right now, but those vaccines might be about to unlock treatments for other deadly diseases
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(NFL)
 
 
 
NFL: "go cry somewhere else, Anti-Vaxxer kids"
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(US Food and Drug Administration)
 
 
 
The FDA announced a voluntary recall on some Meow Mix dry cat food. MEEE-Wow, Meow Mix now with Salmonella
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(EurekAlert)
 
 
 
Bitten by a tick? This may be good to know
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(EurekAlert)
 
 
 
Bitten by a tick? This may be good to know
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Oh, I know. Why don't we just let Zuckerberg be in charge of tracking whether or not we're vaccinated?
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(Oddity Central)
 
 
 
Don't ever try to out-weird the Japanese, they now have a souvenir ballpoint pen that actually comes with a live parasite worm swimming inside it
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(University of Minnesota)
 
 
 
Being previously infected with COVID-19 provides protection similar to or even better than currently used SARS-CoV-2 vaccines
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(NPR)
 
 
 
The FDA and CDC just went limp on Johnson's jabs until any blood flow issues can be straightened out
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(WHYY)
 
 
 
We've had one Pfizer/Biontech COVID-19 vaccine, yes. But what about second Pfizer/Biontech COVID-19 vaccine?
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(WHYY)
 
 
 
We've had one Pfizer/Biontech COVID-19 vaccine, yes. But what about second Pfizer/Biontech COVID-19 vaccine?
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Mon April 12, 2021
(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
CDC on Michigan Covid Situation: "We have barred the gates but cannot hold them for long. The ground shakes... drums, drums in the deep. We cannot get out"
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(Poynter Institute)
 
 
 
0.0144% of those who have gotten the vaccine have come down with Covid-19. EVERYBODY PANIC
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(Forbes)
 
 
 
Are you an adult living in Pennsylvania? Go ahead and get your vaccine starting tomorrow
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Chinese vaccines 'half assed,' top health official admits. You'd think after all those years studying coronavirus they'd have a better grip
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Sat April 10, 2021
(MSN)
 
 
 
We don't have a model of "herd immunity" that succeeded without culls, except maybe smallpox. So please stop aiming for some number of vaccinations in order to re-open. Only the number of infections will tell us when we are winning
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Death Valley lives up to its name
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Fri April 09, 2021
(YouGov)
 
 
 
Scary in these coronavirus times is knowing that unvaccinated people are much more likely than the vaccinated to say it's safe for them to travel
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(ABC7 New York)
 
 
 
NC stops administering J&J vaccine due to adverse affects, uneducated rednecks
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(4Utah.com)
 
 
 
Can you drink alcohol after getting the COVID-19 vaccine? Difficulty: Utah
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(4Utah.com)
 
 
 
Can you drink alcohol after getting the COVID-19 vaccine? Difficulty: Utah
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Thu April 08, 2021
(Deccan Herald)
 
 
 
Having trouble finding a vaccine dose? Hire a wet nurse
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(Bert Hubert)
 
 
 
How do they work? Reverse Engineering the source code of the BioNTech/Pfizer Vaccine
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(Bert Hubert)
 
 
 
How do they work? Reverse Engineering the source code of the BioNTech/Pfizer Vaccine
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Elon Musk after letting the horse out of the barn: "my bad, the COVID vaccines are actually good and I support the science of them now"
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(France 24)
 
 
 
Chile seeing a surge in coronavirus infections despite a robust vaccination program because the Chinese vaccine is only 3% effective after the first dose
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Wed April 07, 2021
(Newsweek)
 
 
 
For this inane madness, Subby blames those "you got chocolate in my peanut butter" commercials
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Tue April 06, 2021
(MSN)
 
 
 
New York, Michigan, Florida, Pennsylvania and New Jersey together reported 44% of the nation's new COVID-19 infections
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(Washington Examiner)
 
 
 
GOP spring donor retreat demands some sort of document that verifies an attendee has had his covid vaccine. Almost like a vaccine passport or something
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Right, like I'm gonna take advice from guys who smash their medical instruments after every crisis
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
They don't even exist yet, but Texas ain't wastin' no time in banning them got-dam vaccine passports. Don't need no got-dam passport when you's packing heat
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(NPR)
 
 
 
First trachea transplant performed on woman from the Bronchs
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(Independent)
 
 
 
Experts predict Covid 19 will eventually become a seasonal infection much like the flu or common colds
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Mon April 05, 2021
(Reuters)
 
 
 
70% of covid cases in Tokyo are the variant reducing vaccine protection and none of those infected had contact with known cases. Community spread you say?
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Children are the new Covid-19 variant vectors
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(MissouriNet)
 
 
 
A Missouri lawmaker wants to make it easier to kill students with measles and whooping cough
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(CNN)
 
 
 
News: Two months after receiving Russian vaccine, man tests positive for COVID. Fark: It's the president of Argentina
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Sun April 04, 2021
(CTV News)
 
 
 
Ontario to start air dropping vaccine loot boxes
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(Jezebel)
 
 
 
"If she were a terrible lifter, I would tell you all about how terrible she is. But that wouldn't make her a worse person either to be honest. She's already at rock bottom"
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(Fox 5 New York)
 
 
 
Are you an anti-vaxxer that wants to attend Cornell University? Well, there's always Harvard
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Sat April 03, 2021
(MSN)
 
 
 
Vaccination optimism collides with reality
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(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
Vaccines, they work
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Fri April 02, 2021
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Danielle Bregoli claims she made $1M on OnlyFans in her first 6 hours. How bow dat?
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Meet Alex Berenson - the Pandemic's Wrongest Man. On second thought, you probably don't want to meet him
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(IFL Science)
 
 
 
Scientists in Japan figured out how to hack the human body and regrow teeth. This should end well
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Today's Slatesplanation: How Marjorie Taylor Greene's workout video proves she's even dumber than we thought
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Today's Slatesplanation: How Marjorie Taylor Greene's workout video proves she's even dumber than we thought
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(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Florida may have its own Fark tag, but Arizona has its own COVID variant
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Thu April 01, 2021
(New York Magazine)
 
 
 
Data suggests vaccinated people can't carry COVID-19. World's longest "YEAH BOY".mp3 goes here
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Lucy and Ethel seen running from the factory
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Wed March 31, 2021
(Vox)
 
 
 
Since vaccines are big news at the moment, here's an opportunity to learn how Anti-vaxxors killed the first opportunity for an effective Lyme Disease vaccine for humans years ago
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
South Africa bans liquor sales over Easter, but don't worry: after three days, the stone will roll from the tomb and the booze will rise again. Hallelujah
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(Fox 43 Pennsylvania)
 
 
 
No, COVID-19 vaccines don't contain gluten, you can relax now
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Looking forward to that brief moment in time when we had herd immunity and let it slip away, like tears in rain
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Tue March 30, 2021
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Remember the tooth monster from Power Rangers? No? Well, Japanese scientists are trying to make him
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Mon March 29, 2021
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Immune response: A tail of two primates
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(MSN)
 
 
 
One dose of the Pfizer or Moderna vaccine worked 30% better than Sex Panther every time in a CDC study of health workers *rawwwwr*
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(StudyFinds)
 
 
 
Turns out you never really should go to bed angry. Staying up all night plotting revenge is probably not recommended either
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Not only did Dr. Fauci NOT say a vaccine for Covid would take five years as some are falsely claiming online in order to discredit him and give Trump credit; but he pretty much nailed the vaccine timeline exactly, like he had experience with this
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Coolest spots to get a COVID shot: Poets' Corner in Westminster Abbey, the foot of Rio's Christ the Redeemer Statue, Swiss tour boats, Aqueduct Racetrack, Yankee Stadium, Indianapolis Motor Speedway, and some random clinic but with Yo-Yo Ma on cello
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(EurekAlert)
 
 
 
NO, this is not about you and your large double pepperoni on a Friday night. Well, kinda
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(EurekAlert)
 
 
 
NO, this is not about you and your large double pepperoni on a Friday night. Well, kinda
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(WHYY)
 
 
 
COVID-19 vaccine trials for children over 12 should finish this summer, and trials for children under 12 will finish later this year. Children who are 12 SOL apparently
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Sun March 28, 2021
(CNN)
 
 
 
Kids having a normal summer and fall? CONCEIVABLE
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Sat March 27, 2021
(Forbes)
 
 
 
So leaving your vaccination card in your jeans and running it through the wash would be a bad thing?
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Fri March 26, 2021
(CBC)
 
 
 
News crew goes undercover to document tactics by conspiracy boot camp to see how instructors are targeting vaccine skeptics
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Vaccine for brain cancer shows promising results in trial
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Vaccine for brain cancer shows promising results in trial
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Bill Gates and his 5G chips should have us back to normal in 2022 (possible nsfw content on page)
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Thu March 25, 2021
(SFGate)
 
 
 
Covid-19 will happen to them. Most will recover from it without problems. Some won't. Some will die. Think measles outbreaks
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(CNN)
 
 
 
AstraZeneca says, "Our bad, we just accidentally printed the second number of their vaccine's claimed effectiveness upside down"
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Seventy percent of Covid patients still experience symptoms long after their hospital stay
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Wed March 24, 2021
(Metro)
 
 
 
Map reveals how fast Covid spread across the world at the end of December 2019 to the present. Bonus: Includes variants that are still emerging. Enjoy
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(MIT Technology Review)
 
 
 
By now, we were supposed to be living in a world where "the social prestige of the medical research worker exceeds that of any other research worker, entertainer, or sports hero," according to an article about the Polio vaccine 60 years ago
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(MIT Technology Review)
 
 
 
By now, we were supposed to be living in a world where "the social prestige of the medical research worker exceeds that of any other research worker, entertainer, or sports hero," according to an article about the Polio vaccine 60 years ago
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Even after getting vaccinated, many Americans won't be dining in at restaurants
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Tue March 23, 2021
(Prevention Magazine)
 
 
 
Here's What You Can Do After You're Fully Vaccinated Against COVID-19. Getting great 5G signal anywhere you go strangely absent
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(NPR)
 
 
 
The secret to having more of your state vaccinated? Have fewer people (offer not valid in SC, MO, MS, AR, UT, TN)
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Mon March 22, 2021
(Medical Xpress)
 
 
 
Amazing new blood test measures covid immunity faster and cheaper. Religiously inclined inhabitants of social media breathlessly writing posts about how the test uses Lucifer-ase and is actually named SATiN
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(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
Something just happened in Minnesota that hasn't happened in 49 weeks: zero new COVID deaths. Time for a [FARKIN AWESOME] tag?
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Scientists zero in on cause for AstraZeneca blood clot issue. ... Still no cure for cancer or autism. Or government tracking devices
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Scientists zero in on cause for AstraZeneca blood clot issue. ... Still no cure for cancer or autism. Or government tracking devices
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Sat March 20, 2021
(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Covid infections are showing up in vaccinated people which means that your antimasker Qcumber Aunt Karen on Facebook was totally right about the Bill Gates Tracking and Obedience nanochips
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Covid infections are showing up in vaccinated people which means that your antimasker Qcumber Aunt Karen on Facebook was totally right about the Bill Gates Tracking and Obedience nanochips
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Fri March 19, 2021
(Times of Israel)
 
 
 
Still no cure for cancer? Thanks for Pfizer-BioNTech's coronavirus vaccine, we may have one in a few years
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(Times of Israel)
 
 
 
Still no cure for cancer? Thanks for Pfizer-BioNTech's coronavirus vaccine, we may have one in a few years
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Gosh it's tough to know who to go with here: The former eye doctor who had to make up his own certification organization, or the world-renowned infectious diseases expert who has served 8 presidents now?
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(Boobies)
 
 
 
Austrian scientists editing viruses, what could go wrong? Still no cure for... oh wait
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(Boobies)
 
 
 
Austrian scientists editing viruses, what could go wrong? Still no cure for... oh wait
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Thu March 18, 2021
(AP News)
 
 
 
Japan is ending the covid state of emergency in Tokyo on Sunday which has absolutely NOTHING to do with the Olympic torch relay happening next week
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Wed March 17, 2021
(WFLA Tampa Bay)
 
 
 
Florida woman gives birth to first known baby with COVID-19 antibodies; will be able to grow up to healthy Florida adulthood and appear on Fark for humiliating antics
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Thanks coronavirus pandemic, the world has lost its libido
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Tue March 16, 2021
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Some long-haul COVID patients are reporting that their symptoms are subsiding after receiving the vaccine
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Some long-haul COVID patients are reporting that their symptoms are subsiding after receiving the vaccine
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(EurekAlert)
 
 
 
Pregnancy turns a mother's stress responses on its head. Which is where it should be, because feet-first can bring more complications
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(EurekAlert)
 
 
 
Pregnancy turns a mother's stress responses on its head. Which is where it should be, because feet-first can bring more complications
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
What will the end of the pandemic look like? Experts disagree on the final stages
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Dutch scientist grow human tear glands, say they want to work on crocodiles next
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
The one question you should never ask someone about the COVID vaccine, and surprisingly it isn't whether they take it in the butt
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
The one question you should never ask someone about the COVID vaccine, and surprisingly it isn't whether they take it in the butt
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Mon March 15, 2021
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Deep-sea researchers dredge up bacteria that seem to be completely invisible to the human immune system. Way to go team
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Deep-sea researchers dredge up bacteria that seem to be completely invisible to the human immune system. Way to go team
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(AP News)
 
 
 
On a scale from one-to-ten, Germany determines AstraZeneca's vaccine rates a NEIN
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
Don't freak out about weird COVID-19 vaccine side effects. Third-eyes, antlers, and prehensile tails are all proof that the vaccine works
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
Don't freak out about weird COVID-19 vaccine side effects. Third-eyes, antlers, and prehensile tails are all proof that the vaccine works
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
"We want to be educated, not indoctrinated," say army of uneducated people who've been completely indoctrinated
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Sun March 14, 2021
(Mediaite)
 
 
 
You take no responsibility? You get no credit
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Covid long haulers mystify scientists
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Covid long haulers mystify scientists
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
Vitamin-packed horse milk growing in popularity with Brits with its seemingly endless list of health benefits, some say it's udder BS, others say hay it's better than moo milk (possible nsfw content on page)
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Fri March 12, 2021
(NBC Washington)
 
 
 
Great. I'm sure that "European countries suspending use of AstroZeneca vaccine on news it might kind of kill you with blood clots" will do wonders when it comes to bringing the anti-vaxxers on board
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Thu March 11, 2021
(Times Union)
 
 
 
No hospitals, no pharmacies, no wifi, no cell service...no problem. How the emptiest county in upstate NY got half its people vaccinated, in the middle of an Adirondack winter
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(WFLA Tampa Bay)
 
 
 
Tell Grandma to get a Shingles vaccine chaser with her COVID SHOT
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(WFLA Tampa Bay)
 
 
 
Tell Grandma to get a Shingles vaccine chaser with her COVID SHOT
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Wed March 10, 2021
(Science Based Medicine)
 
 
 
Some good news. There seems to be a "preliminary but solid" light at the end of the COVID tunnel
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(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Service guarantees stickinship. Would you like to know more?
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Tue March 09, 2021
(Wave3 Louisville)
 
 
 
Smithsonian obtains vial from the first US COVID-19 vaccine dose. Meanwhile the rest of us keep hitting F5 in the hopes that an appointment opens up
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Thanks to the Trump of the south, Brazil's growing coronavirus outbreak is now posing a threat far beyond its borders. Could even break Trump of the north levels
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Article claims "late-stage pandemic is messing with our brains". That is ridiculous. Subby is in this pandemic just like everybody else and he is totally purple dishwasher
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Mon March 08, 2021
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
To boost its own vaccine, Russia spread disinformation about Pfizer's
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(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
Yes, it's a terrible time to lift mask mandates despite what Republicans think
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Fri March 05, 2021
(Maclean's)
 
 
 
Canada jumps for joy over Johnson & Johnson's Janssen juice
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Well that didn't take long. Detroit refuses the Johnson & Johnson vaccine because it seems less effective preventing sickness despite it being still 100% effective from preventing Covid deaths like its counterparts
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(CNN)
 
 
 
One Arizona county has so many vaccine doses, it's now able to offer them to anyone over 18. Meanwhile you keep hitting F5 in the hopes of an appointment
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(Medical Xpress)
 
 
 
Cancer treatment may help cure severe fungal infections caused by pigeon poop. Still no cure for statues
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Thu March 04, 2021
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
US now averaging over two million vaccine doses administered a day. See what happens when you have adults caring about you in this coronavirus pandemic
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Russian MMA fighter dubbed "Popeye" says he now regrets injecting petroleum jelly into his arms to make himself look like he does (w/video)
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Russian MMA fighter dubbed "Popeye" says he now regrets injecting petroleum jelly into his arms to make himself look like he does (w/video)
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(IFL Science)
 
 
 
Parasite worm gets cancer and shares
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(IFL Science)
 
 
 
Parasite worm gets cancer and shares
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Got your shots? Don't start tossing your masks just yet. Scientists now saying Covid-19 variants mean the disease will still be with us for years. Still no cure for the super-cold
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(National Geographic)
 
 
 
Karen is the first of the great apes to get a COVID-19 vaccine
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Wed March 03, 2021
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Tiny Violin Alert: 'Return to Normal' might hurt Facebook's bottom line, CFO admits
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Fast-mutating pig virus mitigated by ZMAC, advertised on WNBC
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(The American Spectator)
 
 
 
Out of 8,000 epidemiologists in the US we found a couple who think lockdowns don't work so obviously COVID would have gone away on it's own of we did nothing
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(Eat This Not That)
 
 
 
Seven best teas to support your immune system right now. Right now. I said RIGHT NOW GO GO GO
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(Eat This Not That)
 
 
 
Seven best teas to support your immune system right now. Right now. I said RIGHT NOW GO GO GO
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(People Magazine)
 
 
 
Party platters and taco dip recalled because they might cause symptoms of eating party platters and taco dip
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Tue March 02, 2021
(CNN)
 
 
 
President Biden: Did I say end of July for vaccines? I meant end of May. YOU'RE WELCOME *kicks door open, exits*
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Alabama says "FARK it, we want a full football stadium this upcoming fall"
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(WSVN Miami)
 
 
 
Good News: a Florida nurse contracts Covid and beats it. Bad news: Fighting it off left his immune system so weakened that he contracted a rare form of Encephalomyelitis. Horrific News: And is now paralyzed from the neck down
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Sat February 27, 2021
(Eat This Not That)
 
 
 
Not news: drinking pop is bad for your general health. News: drinking pop could lead to rheumatoid arthritis. Fark: the inevitable debate over "pop" vs "soda" in the comments to the right
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(Eat This Not That)
 
 
 
Not news: drinking pop is bad for your general health. News: drinking pop could lead to rheumatoid arthritis. Fark: the inevitable debate over "pop" vs "soda" in the comments to the right
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
New study suggests if you've already had COVID, you'll only need a single vaccine shot. Wait, strike that ... make that SIX recent studies suggest that
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
New study suggests if you've already had COVID, you'll only need a single vaccine shot. Wait, strike that ... make that SIX recent studies suggest that
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Fri February 26, 2021
(CNN)
 
 
 
FDA recommends being on the receiving end of a Johnson
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(CNN)
 
 
 
FDA recommends being on the receiving end of a Johnson
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(Medical Xpress)
 
 
 
You're not fat, you're big infected
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(Medical Xpress)
 
 
 
You're not fat, you're big infected
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(PC Gamer)
 
 
 
Ever wonder how you can help Mayam Bialik study doo doo for the benefit of humanity? Here comes the science
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(PC Gamer)
 
 
 
Ever wonder how you can help Mayam Bialik study doo doo for the benefit of humanity? Here comes the science
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(Nature)
 
 
 
Exercise generates immune cells in bone as basements and porn rebrand as gyms
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
WSJ: COVID-19 herd immunity in April. CDC scientist:
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(Axios)
 
 
 
Employers debate making Covid-19 vaccines mandatory
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(Fox 43 Pennsylvania)
 
 
 
"Whatever vaccine is available, take it"
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(Fox 43 Pennsylvania)
 
 
 
"Whatever vaccine is available, take it"
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Thu February 25, 2021
(LA Times)
 
 
 
You know the scene near the end of "The Wiz" where Evillene's slaves all rip off their monster costumes and dance? Getting fully vaccinated for Covid-19 is kind of like that
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(CTV News)
 
 
 
Pfizer vaccine has same percentage efficacy in the real world as it did in the clinical trials. Science, how does it work?
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(Breaking News (Ireland))
 
 
 
Ireland orders enough Covid-19 vaccines to vaccinate twice its population. They're always Dublin
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(CNN)
 
 
 
NYC, couldn't you just have stuck to the generic version of coronavirus? Not everything has be homegrown
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Wed February 24, 2021
(Slate)
 
 
 
Today's Slatesplanation: What happens if you want to get your COVID vaccination in the butt?
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Today's Slatesplanation: What happens if you want to get your COVID vaccination in the butt?
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(Axios)
 
 
 
What will the New Normal look like?
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Group sex with groupies: what Subby would do if he were a fully vaccinated Dr. Fauci
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