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Tue June 02, 2020
(CNN)
 
 
 
♫ There is no life I know to compare with COVID intubation ♫ Living with the disease can make your brain stroke and seize ♫ In this ICU paradise, family isn't as you knew it ♫ Pick a face and stare right through it ♫ Here's some HQC go on and chew it
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Mon June 01, 2020
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Eli Lilly begins infecting people, intentionally
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Sat May 30, 2020
(BGR)
 
 
 
There's no need to worry about coronavirus. Everything's just fine. So fine. Just relax. Yeah. Just fine
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Fri May 29, 2020
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
CBD like totally helps doggos with big joints. Wait, what?
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(Chapelboro)
 
 
 
Good news for wetnoses everywhere. Winston, the Chapel Hill pug, did not have the Coronavirus. Duke still sucks
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Thu May 28, 2020
(MSN)
 
 
 
From Texas to Wisconsin to California: "Sorry, no mask allowed, please bare with us thru the ridiculous fearful times"
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(Medical Xpress)
 
 
 
HGH for the ACL is AOK says the MCHAMP
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(Science Magazine)
 
 
 
Masks? Here comes the science
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(The Conversation)
 
 
 
Why bats are jerks
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Wed May 27, 2020
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Your pet's seasonal allergies are nothing to sneeze at
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Your pet's seasonal allergies are nothing to sneeze at
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(Jim Backus)
 
 
 
Oh, sure, now they tell us
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Got your antibody test results and feeling reassured? Don't be. CDC now says those tests are wrong half the time
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Tue May 26, 2020
(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
While society continues to break down in the United States, Chinese researchers are testing a vaccine candidate that's just passed peer review
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(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
While society continues to break down in the United States, Chinese researchers are testing a vaccine candidate that's just passed peer review
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Are you getting "maskne' pimples from wearing your mask?
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Mon May 25, 2020
(Guardian)
 
 
 
NSFW language in a major news outlet talking about the chances for coronavirus vaccines. Finally, time to update the fark filter
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
NSFW language in a major news outlet talking about the chances for coronavirus vaccines. Finally, time to update the fark filter
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Sun May 24, 2020
(MLive.com)
 
 
 
Things you can get at drive-throughs: lattes, hamburgers, fries, chemo, chicken sandwi- wait, what?
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(Sydney Morning Herald)
 
 
 
Problem: How to effectively trial a vaccine when COVID-19 transmission within the community of test subjects is so low?
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Sat May 23, 2020
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Hedge fund head honcho upset that people listen to advice from doctors and epidemiologists during a medical pandemic and not REAL experts like hedge fund managers
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(CNN)
 
 
 
In what is surely a coincidence, Moderna CFO and CMO sold off $30 million worth of Moderna stocks shortly after prices spiked after announcing encouraging results in their Covid-19 vaccine
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Fri May 22, 2020
(Stat News)
 
 
 
SARS-CoV-2 is compromising cellular mechanics in ways heretofore never observed by virologists
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(Stat News)
 
 
 
SARS-CoV-2 is compromising cellular mechanics in ways heretofore never observed by virologists
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(BBC)
 
 
 
UK scientists discover most seriously ill Covid-19 patients have extremely low T-cell count, raising hopes for possible treatment
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(BBC)
 
 
 
UK scientists discover most seriously ill Covid-19 patients have extremely low T-cell count, raising hopes for possible treatment
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(Harvard University)
 
 
 
Harvard Medical School says COVID-19 infection grants immunity, and prototype vaccine is effective. Great news for all us Rhesus Macaques
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Seems the scientific community doesn't think much of Trump's hand-picked company that seems to just exist to grab a half a billion of tax payer dollars for its "promising" vaccine. The company with the CEO who has millions in stock options
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(AP News)
 
 
 
A new poll says many in the US won't return to the gym or dine out again, because what's one without the other?
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
CDC admits it made a wee "oopsie" and has been combining the results from viral and antibody testing in its covid testing tracker which just HAPPENS to artificially lower the positive test percentage, a key metric in whether states can "re-open"
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
CDC admits it made a wee "oopsie" and has been combining the results from viral and antibody testing in its covid testing tracker which just HAPPENS to artificially lower the positive test percentage, a key metric in whether states can "re-open"
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(Financial Post)
 
 
 
That's a nice, round number, 300 million doses
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Thu May 21, 2020
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
In rare GOOD Covid news, the CDC has a very effective treatment for the version killing kids (MIS-C). Of a test group of 33, the mortality rate was 0 percent, and 82 percent had been discharged from the hospital
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
In rare GOOD Covid news, the CDC has a very effective treatment for the version killing kids (MIS-C). Of a test group of 33, the mortality rate was 0 percent, and 82 percent had been discharged from the hospital
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(EurekAlert)
 
 
 
It's taken a heroic effort, but researchers may have uncovered the Achilles heel of viruses
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(EurekAlert)
 
 
 
It's taken a heroic effort, but researchers may have uncovered the Achilles heel of viruses
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
New for singles: Updating your dating profile with your virus antibody status
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Top HIV scientist says don't count on COVID-19 vaccine anytime soon, which, considering they've yet to create an HIV vaccine in some thirty plus years, makes sense. But, don't worry, Dr. Donnie will have one by December
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Wed May 20, 2020
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
A lesson in how to fleece the public: the 36-hour Moderna vaccine frenzy
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(Wired)
 
 
 
It's going to be years, not months, before you get a Covid vaccine
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(Science Magazine)
 
 
 
Nine out of thirteen monkeys became strongly immune to SARS-CoV-2 after scientists gave them Covid. You'll never guess what happened to the other four
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Tom Brady, meet the Federal Trade Commission. FTC, Tom Brady. You two have a lot to talk about
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Tom Brady, meet the Federal Trade Commission. FTC, Tom Brady. You two have a lot to talk about
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Tue May 19, 2020
(USA Today)
 
 
 
The latest Covid-19 symptom? Tingling
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
The latest Covid-19 symptom? Tingling
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(My Fox 8 Greensboro)
 
 
 
People are having 'COVID-19 parties' to build up immunity. Stupid, Asinine and Facepalm tags all on ventilators, Dumbass tag in ICU
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Mon May 18, 2020
(CNN)
 
 
 
Ric Romero Labs has discovered that the longer you frolic among the coronavirus, the more likely you are to contract the coronavirus
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(NECN Boston)
 
 
 
Coronavirus vaccine test results in all 45 subjects developing antibodies
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Sun May 17, 2020
(Vox)
 
 
 
You won't believe what the "best case" scenario looks like
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Sat May 16, 2020
(CNN)
 
 
 
Hello, 2020? Finish him
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Fri May 15, 2020
(BBC-US)
 
Weeners
 
Vaccine is preventing macaque from getting Covid
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Stupid prize won
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Stupid prize won
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(MSN)
 
 
 
EVERYONE GET EXCITED.....then probably disappointed again. Company claims they developed an antibody that can provide "100% inhibition" of COVID-19
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
So kids having heart attacks is what we have to look forward to. Sure there's an R.E.M. song we could use as reference but we won't
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
So kids having heart attacks is what we have to look forward to. Sure there's an R.E.M. song we could use as reference but we won't
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(Medical Xpress)
 
 
 
Your immune system may not be very smart, and might appreciate a little hint every now and then
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(Medical Xpress)
 
 
 
Your immune system may not be very smart, and might appreciate a little hint every now and then
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Thu May 14, 2020
(Medium)
 
 
 
Listen up - here's everything you need to know about herd immunity
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(Medium)
 
 
 
Listen up - here's everything you need to know about herd immunity
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(Salon)
 
 
 
Trump's strategy to win re-election despite his massive pooch-screwing of the Pandemic response, is to blame China for everything and "get tough" with them. Which is going to be tough considering half his cabinet is financially balls-deep in China
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(Stat News)
 
 
 
Gilead has another antiviral, GS-441524, which remdesivir actually is metabolized to once it's injected into the body. It's easier to synthesize, and has worked well in animal studies. Unfortunately for humanity, its 2009 patent is 8 years older
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Brace yourself for the glorious idiocy of the anti-vaxxer civil war
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Brace yourself for the glorious idiocy of the anti-vaxxer civil war
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(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
Anti-vaxxers have a new insane belief that is going terrifyingly mainstream
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(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
Anti-vaxxers have a new insane belief that is going terrifyingly mainstream
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(Forbes)
 
 
 
The cure for coronavirus myths is science. Listen to it. Or else
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Wed May 13, 2020
(Medical Xpress)
 
 
 
Why don't antibodies guarantee immunity? Would you like to know more?
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(Wired)
 
 
 
Get inside the covid vaccine before it gets into you
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(Wired)
 
 
 
Get inside the covid vaccine before it gets into you
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Tue May 12, 2020
(Calgary Herald)
 
 
 
Aaaaaand here come the potheads
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(Calgary Herald)
 
 
 
Aaaaaand here come the potheads
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(Stat News)
 
 
 
A coronavirus vaccine should be mandatory for all Americans, across the board to put it behind us
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(Dayton Daily News)
 
 
 
New antibody data suggests that Ohio's first case of Covid-19 was in early January. Vintage tag because that was, like, ages ago, man
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Mon May 11, 2020
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
How 'rona is changing our language. You probably read about this last Blursday while in iso with your quarantini
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Urgent care provider CityMD: You 15,000 people with coronavirus antibodies? Um, yeah, well darn the luck - it seems you're not - and there's no easy, non-lawsuity way to say this - you're maybe not so immune as we might have suggested. Oopsy
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Is Coronavirus adapting to humans?
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Sat May 09, 2020
(Globe and Mail)
 
 
 
Schrodinger's immunity
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(Globe and Mail)
 
 
 
Schrodinger's immunity
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Vaccine not necessary. I would have submitted this with a Genius tag were Fark to have one
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Fri May 08, 2020
(Medical Xpress)
 
 
 
Sun, I am disappoint
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(Medical Xpress)
 
 
 
Sun, I am disappoint
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Wed May 06, 2020
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Rare WaPo Fark-ready headline: The urgent quest for a coronavirus treatment involves door-to-door blood collection and a llama
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Rare WaPo Fark-ready headline: The urgent quest for a coronavirus treatment involves door-to-door blood collection and a llama
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Subby would have thought a doctor who went through COVID-19 would not only appreciate his own mortality but also be more receptive to following established medical guidelines for masks. Then Subby remembered the doctor was Rand Paul
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Good news on the Malaria front; it has been"completely stopped" by a microbe. Now on the Covid-19 front, not so much good news
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Tue May 05, 2020
(PennLive)
 
 
 
Yet another argument against homebrewing
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(PennLive)
 
 
 
Yet another argument against homebrewing
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
Apparently the current dominant coronavirus strain is actually a mutated version that is much more contagious than the original. But go ahead and ease social restrictions now, red states, by all means
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Mon May 04, 2020
(News 13 Orlando)
 
 
 
FDA rethinks 'meh, just let people make things up' regulatory stance
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
California Republican says the quiet part out loud, is sad that people don't want to have a beer with a guy who advocates genocide. Tag is for whoever would have a beer with him
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(Technology Networks)
 
 
 
In this dark hour, as mankind faces an existential threat from an enemy that cannot be seen, we turn to our staunchest allies: the llamas
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(PBS)
 
 
 
Why getting the U.S. back to normal in the next couple months is a 'fantasy'
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(PBS)
 
 
 
Why getting the U.S. back to normal in the next couple months is a 'fantasy'
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Sun May 03, 2020
(CNN)
 
 
 
What happens if a coronavirus vaccine is never developed?
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(CNN)
 
 
 
What happens if a coronavirus vaccine is never developed?
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Sat May 02, 2020
(Kidspot)
 
 
 
It's the best bag of dirt since a bag of dirt
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(Kidspot)
 
 
 
It's the best bag of dirt since a bag of dirt
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Fri May 01, 2020
(Guardian)
 
 
 
You know that whole 'Military spending is a total waste' thing? Might want to rethink that
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Let's give this company all the money to create a vaccine because companies who've never brought a product to market are the ones we should be counting on
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(Fox5 DC)
 
 
 
The coronavirus pandemic will likely last until the middle of Biden's first term or Trump's corruption trial, whichever comes first
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(Nature)
 
 
 
A graphical interface to the race for virus vaccines. No BSoD - as yet
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
"A handful of kids have developed dangerous inflammation around the heart and other organs. It's similar to a rare condition called Kawasaki disease." Yamaha, Honda, Suzuki diseases unavailable for comment
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
"A handful of kids have developed dangerous inflammation around the heart and other organs. It's similar to a rare condition called Kawasaki disease." Yamaha, Honda, Suzuki diseases unavailable for comment
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Thu April 30, 2020
(CNBC)
 
 
 
I'd ask you to come work in the fields where I grow my farks, but alas, my field is barren
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Wed April 29, 2020
(Medium)
 
 
 
It's not the virus, it's you
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(Medium)
 
 
 
It's not the virus, it's you
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Trump announced federal guidelines saying states should have 14 continuous days of falling numbers of COVID-19 cases before reopening. Guess how many states qualify to reopen. Go ahead, guess
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Anti-vax groups aren't going to let a little technicality like the fact that it doesn't even exist yet stop them from telling you how dangerous the Covid-19 vaccine is and why you should refuse to vaccinate yourself or your kids
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Tue April 28, 2020
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Meet Sara Gilbert, the scientist who leads the Oxford COVID-19 vaccine research team, hates being asked about Roseanne Barr
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(Jezebel)
 
 
 
Plastic surgeons on what's happening to celebrities' faces during the pandemic shutdown. Creepy tag locked itself in the bathroom after critical implant slip
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(Forbes)
 
 
 
STRESSED OUT because of the lock-down? Breathe in through your nose and out through your mouth. Oh God, look out, here comes the science. HERE COMES THE SCIENCE, aaaah, oh right, in through the nose, out through the mouth. Breathe. BREATHE, DAMMIT
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Mon April 27, 2020
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Oxford University, which was founded by Donald Trump in 1096, and named after a shoe style he also invented, takes the lead in Coronavirus vaccination trials
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Oxford University, which was founded by Donald Trump in 1096, and named after a shoe style he also invented, takes the lead in Coronavirus vaccination trials
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(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
Stockholm may reach herd immunity to Covid-19 sometime next month, official says while sweating and looking around nervously
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
"Hot dog buns are not worth the kids' lives or mine or yours, I said"
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
"Hot dog buns are not worth the kids' lives or mine or yours, I said"
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(Reason Magazine)
 
 
 
WHO: There is no immunity to COVID-19, absolutely none, and when I say none I mean there is a certain amount
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Sun April 26, 2020
(Medium)
 
 
 
A layman explains COVID-19 tests and what they can reliably tell you
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Sat April 25, 2020
(CNN)
 
 
 
"No evidence shows that having coronavirus prevents a second infection". Other than that, though, how's your day?
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Fri April 24, 2020
(CTV News)
 
 
 
Smokers rejoice. Your addiction is your salvation
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(Some Kansan)
 
 
 
Kansas politician claims state has fewer COVID-19 cases because "people have a better immunity out here". Also, fewer brain cells, more foots in mouths
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Chris Cuomo's wife shares health and wellness tips, demonstrates why Fark needs a "woo" tab
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(Science Magazine)
 
 
 
Snesus on rhesus supports researcher's thesis
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(Science Magazine)
 
 
 
The first results from the COVID-19 antibody studies are in and it looks like we have achieved Shroedinger's herd immunity
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Sure, they're still hunting for the cure, but researchers have created 'decoy' nanoparticles which can block HIV and prevent infection, which is pretty duckin' cool
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Sure, they're still hunting for the cure, but researchers have created 'decoy' nanoparticles which can block HIV and prevent infection, which is pretty duckin' cool
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Bill Gates explains all the innovations we will need before we can go back to normal, and the timeline for these
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Bill Gates explains all the innovations we will need before we can go back to normal, and the timeline for these
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Thu April 23, 2020
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Scientists will science the virus
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(Wired)
 
 
 
"No, Mr. Bug. I expect you to die"
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(Wired)
 
 
 
"No, Mr. Bug. I expect you to die"
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(Medical Xpress)
 
 
 
Pancreatic cancer cells might be ninjas. Subby may be signing his own death warrant, but fark ninjas
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(Medical Xpress)
 
 
 
Pancreatic cancer cells might be ninjas. Subby may be signing his own death warrant, but fark ninjas
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Wed April 22, 2020
(BBC)
 
 
 
Aside from increasing demand for pineapples, what are the effects of banning alcohol?
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(The Conversation)
 
 
 
While the virus pandemic rages, superbugs are girding their loins for their time on the global stage
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(The Conversation)
 
 
 
While the virus pandemic rages, superbugs are girding their loins for their time on the global stage
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(New York Magazine)
 
 
 
If you were pinning your hopes on a COVID-19 vaccine to allow civilization to reopen, prepare to be disappointed
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(New York Magazine)
 
 
 
If you were pinning your hopes on a COVID-19 vaccine to allow civilization to reopen, prepare to be disappointed
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Tue April 21, 2020
(Stat News)
 
 
 
Director of U.S. agency key to coronavirus vaccine development leaves role suddenly. Yeah this is not a good thing and will not end well
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
E pluribus chaos? Trumpanes eunt domus alba?
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(Politicus USA)
 
 
 
Trump's golf club is pushing an unfounded, dangerous theory that alcohol will cure Covid-19
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(Politicus USA)
 
 
 
Trump's golf club is pushing an unfounded, dangerous theory that alcohol will cure Covid-19
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Mon April 20, 2020
(CNN)
 
 
 
Some anti-vaxxers are inoculating themselves against anti-vaxxer propaganda upon discovering what it means to lack immunity to COVID-19
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(The Conversation)
 
 
 
That hand sanitizer which does not kill the germs only makes them stronger
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Microsoft and pharma bros launch "plasmabot" which is just a chatbot to recruit potential donors for COVID-19 treatment, and totally not a roving predatory automaton to harvest human blood, why would you ever think that hahahaha
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Sat April 18, 2020
(LA Times)
 
 
 
Oh, my balls
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
Oh, my balls
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(Medical Xpress)
 
 
 
Getting a lot of infections lately? There may be a toomah in your fyuchah
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(Mercury News)
 
 
 
Stanford antibody study suggests a lot more people have been exposed to Covid-19 than we think
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Thu April 16, 2020
(StudyFinds)
 
 
 
Eat this sh*t. It's healthy for you, man
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Bella Thorne removed clothes on Instagram. Something about showing boobies or was it the color blue. I can't remember and you're not still reading this anyways
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(Wired)
 
 
 
Dammit. Looks like we'll have to go back to irradiating spiders and sitting in on gamma ray testing
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(Metro)
 
 
 
British painter claims that smoking protects people from coronavirus. So, who are we supposed to believe: a painter or countless medical experts? It's a tough one
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Wed April 15, 2020
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
As long as fapping and drinking don't fall under the definition of 'Arduous exercise', Farkers are gonna live forever during a pandemic
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
As long as fapping and drinking don't fall under the definition of 'Arduous exercise', Farkers are gonna live forever during a pandemic
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(Visual Capitalist)
 
 
 
What Americans are and aren't buying these days. Hot: bread makers. Old and busted: luggage
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(Slate)
 
Weeners
 
"Dear Stoya: I'm 67 and I've been with my wife for 43 years. Lately, I've become concerned that my 5.8 inch penis doesn't measure up to other men she's been with. We've never discussed it. But would a woman know the difference in like half an inch?"
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Tue April 14, 2020
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
WTF, bats?
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Fauci very grouchy over Trump pressers. Finds them "really draining". Join the club
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Fauci very grouchy over Trump pressers. Finds them "really draining". Join the club
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Not to get all biblical, but there are now three score and 10 coronavirus vaccines in development
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(Medical Xpress)
 
 
 
Ronabeetus? Beetarona? Beefaroni?
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(Medical Xpress)
 
 
 
Ronabeetus? Beetarona? Beefaroni?
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Covid-19 antibody tests could help us determine when enough people have an immunity to the virus that it is safe to re-open the country, but that's assuming they're more accurate or available than the current tests
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(STLToday)
 
 
 
69 year-old COVID survivor not only does shopping for seven families, he's donating plasma to help with experimental treatments
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Mon April 13, 2020
(Atlas Obscura)
 
 
 
"Plague Water" it tastes just like it smells, delicious
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
This study may help if antibody wants to know whether or not they had coronavirus
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Sun April 12, 2020
(Daily Dot)
 
 
 
This is the mom we all need
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(Daily Dot)
 
 
 
This is the mom we all need
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(AP News)
 
 
 
FDA's lax oversight of COVID-19 antibody testing has created a "Wild West" environment where scammers are grabbing a fistful of dollars, and legitimate labs are warning we don't know if the validity is good, bad, or ugly
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Sat April 11, 2020
(Nature)
 
 
 
"T-cell apoptosis" is gonna be the title of my sludge metal EP
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(Bored Panda)
 
 
 
The week's 30 best coronavirus jokes to the left, add yours to the right. Stephen King FTW
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Fri April 10, 2020
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Coronavirus papers please
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Brace yourself: the snake oil is coming
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Brace yourself: the snake oil is coming
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(Vox)
 
 
 
Why are women less susceptible to Coronavirus?
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(Vox)
 
 
 
Why are women less susceptible to Coronavirus?
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Thu April 09, 2020
(Lifehacker)
 
 
 
Those supplements you devour in increasing amounts since this coronavirus pandemic started to "boost your immune system"? Yeah, about those
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(Lifehacker)
 
 
 
Those supplements you devour in increasing amounts since this coronavirus pandemic started to "boost your immune system"? Yeah, about those
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Gentlemen, the choice is clear. Get your asses back to work right now or we will shoot this economy
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Tue April 07, 2020
(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
America's latest crush is: A) Some hawt Instagram/YouTube influencer, B) Yet another strain of K-pop troupe, or C) A crusty 79 year old immunologist from Brooklyn
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
First it was toilet paper, then paper towels, then flour, then food. Now Tylenol
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
First it was toilet paper, then paper towels, then flour, then food. Now Tylenol
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Headline: "US coronavirus death count likely an underestimate. Here's why" Yep, 1st photo says it all, or just turn on Fark Preview on m.fark.com
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Mon April 06, 2020
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Amazon employees reveal why they're afraid to go to work; "I may have infected 1,000 people"
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
The UK's game-changing Coronavirus test kits are so in the sense they don't work
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(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
Immunocompromisation, OCD, social distancing, and sheer geekiness all combine in this piece of advice
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Sun April 05, 2020
(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
Why are men more likely to die of the coronavirus than women? I'm sure it's got nothing to do with the fact that subby is posting this while balancing on a metal ladder on one foot while changing a lightbulb in a thunderstorm
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
You may soon be able to tell if that bad cold you had was really a mild form of Covid-19 without leaving your home
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
You may soon be able to tell if that bad cold you had was really a mild form of Covid-19 without leaving your home
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Sat April 04, 2020
(ProPublica)
 
 
 
Look at them yo-yos, that's the way you do it: you blame the experts at the CDC. Tests ain't workin', information screw-ups, money for nothin' from that agency
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(ProPublica)
 
 
 
Look at them yo-yos, that's the way you do it: you blame the experts at the CDC. Tests ain't workin', information screw-ups, money for nothin' from that agency
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Thu April 02, 2020
(Politico)
 
 
 
In Arizona, liberty, social contact trump the virus fight. How's that working out? Well, it's a dry stupid
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
A doctor in Pittsburgh who has been studying coronaviruses for decades publishes an article about having success in mice with a microneedle vaccine against COVID-19
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
"I'm sorry to tell you this, but along with coronavirus, you also have a rare brain condition." "Well, at least I don't have coronavirus"
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
"I'm sorry to tell you this, but along with coronavirus, you also have a rare brain condition." "Well, at least I don't have coronavirus"
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Fighting COVID-19 is like playing whack-a-mole. Subby won an oversized teddy bear playing whack-a-mole once, and is available to join Trump's pandemic team
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Tue March 31, 2020
(Guardian)
 
 
 
"Immunity passports" for key workers could be a way of getting people who have recovered from coronavirus back into the workforce more quickly, though if you look like the photo they'll probably force you back into quarantine
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(TMZ)
 
 
 
Aaand here's the next immuno-compromised contestant on THE QUARANTINE IS RIGHT
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(TMZ)
 
 
 
Aaand here's the next immuno-compromised contestant on THE QUARANTINE IS RIGHT
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Mon March 30, 2020
(Forbes)
 
 
 
Pharmaceutical giant Johnson & Johnson announces human trials of COVID-19 vaccine to start in September with a $456M contract to produce it. Difficulty: There is no vaccine yet
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
And now for something completely different: world's biggest spleen removed from man in Florida
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
And here's a Manhattan man defending his "corona potluck" party
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Great news: Johnson & Johnson has identified a lead candidate in its efforts to develop a COVID-19 vaccine. Bad news: Clinical human trials start 6 months away
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Sun March 29, 2020
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
People escaping coronavirus infested cities find they're unwanted in the boonies, potenially straining limited healthcare. "Everyone worked hard for their second home and should not be punished for having one." Oh, and the Internet connection sucks
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Fri March 27, 2020
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Brazil's President claims his people are immune to the COVID-19 virus. Must be nice
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Thu March 26, 2020
(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Twitter is not a fan of coronavirus parties to save the stock market
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Wed March 25, 2020
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Modern motherhood is a lie--exposed by the Coronavirus
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
A sad case of life imitating art: Medical consultant on pandemic movie 'Contagion' tests positive for coronavirus
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(Time)
 
 
 
Human testing being done on COVID-19 vaccine. Plans are under way to scale up vaccine into the millions. Sounds good until you find out it'll take a year for the human testing
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(Time)
 
 
 
Human testing being done on COVID-19 vaccine. Plans are under way to scale up vaccine into the millions. Sounds good until you find out it'll take a year for the human testing
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(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
Jackson Browne tests positive for coronavirus, performs 10-minute song thanking his roadies for it
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(Big Think)
 
 
 
Strangely enough it's the foods that people are not scrambling to take off the shelves at their local grocery stores that could save their lives
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Tue March 24, 2020
(Forbes)
 
 
 
Drew and subby volunteer to be test subjects in this important medical study Sláinte
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
When COVID-19 treatments do arrive, they will likely fall into two categories, neither of which you will probably be able to afford
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
When COVID-19 treatments do arrive, they will likely fall into two categories, neither of which you will probably be able to afford
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
To encourage people not to leave their homes, Welsh town deploys a Dalek to patrol the streets
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Mon March 23, 2020
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
How do you kill that which has no life?
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
How do you kill that which has no life?
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(Science Magazine)
 
 
 
Now might be a really good time to get a TB vaccination
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(Science Magazine)
 
 
 
Now might be a really good time to get a TB vaccination
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Sun March 22, 2020
(Times Live South Africa)
 
 
 
Rule 34 is in full effect as searches for 'corona porn' spike on Pornhub. Funny, I thought folks would prefer PornMD (SFW, not that it matters)
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(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
Everyone: We need to solve respirator shortage. University of MacGyver: Hold my keg
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Fri March 20, 2020
(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Now doctors, after a long day of looking at naked people for a living, can go home and look at naked people for free (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Now doctors, after a long day of looking at naked people for a living, can go home and look at naked people for free (possible nsfw content on page)
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(LAD Bible)
 
 
 
The CEO of Valve thinks we're all pretty close to learning Kung Fu instantly
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Go be fat at home, Corona Flu edition
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Go be fat at home, Corona Flu edition
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(MSN)
 
 
 
So what is the safest amount of alcohol to drink?
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Ohio man, 55, describes having Coronavirus: "On a scale of 1 to 10 the pain was 15. The pain is off the charts. Everything hurts, nose, toes and ears. I was like one big ball of pain"
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Ohio man, 55, describes having Coronavirus: "On a scale of 1 to 10 the pain was 15. The pain is off the charts. Everything hurts, nose, toes and ears. I was like one big ball of pain"
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Thu March 19, 2020
(Stat News)
 
 
 
A list of some of the drugs that might help you if you stay healthy until clinical trials are over, government bureaucrats process the paperwork, manufacturers scale up production, and you move up the waiting list
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(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
A little something we Farkers to cling to that isn't a whiskey bottle, TV remote, or increasingly alarmed house pet: 23 pieces of positive news regarding COVID-1
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(Vox)
 
 
 
Know someone who doesn't think COVID-19 is worse than the flu? Just send them this link to tickle their fancy
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(Daily Star)
 
 
 
If you're looking to boost your 'immune system' during the coronavirus lockdown, doctors say masturbating is the way to go. Just sayin' (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Daily Star)
 
 
 
If you're looking to boost your 'immune system' during the coronavirus lockdown, doctors say masturbating is the way to go. Just sayin' (possible nsfw content on page)
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(The National Interest)
 
 
 
There will soon be a drug shortage. On the positive side nobody could afford them anyways
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(Nature)
 
 
 
Malaria drug chloroquine found to wipe out COVID-19 in as little as 6 days under French clinical trials, as few as 3 when combined with azithromycin
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Wed March 18, 2020
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Trump policy slows progress in fight against coronavirus. This is not a repeat of every day this year
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(Vice)
 
 
 
How viruses and infections could influence our minds - the link between pandemics and psychosis
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
If you were to get sick with the coronavirus, how would you get groceries?
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Oxford University develops 30 minute CoVid-19 test, note for being 4 mins late to the gym
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Oxford University develops 30 minute CoVid-19 test, note for being 4 mins late to the gym
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(Medical Xpress)
 
 
 
High levels of iron in the lung linked to increased asthma severity, Hulkbuster armor with a little luck
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(Medical Xpress)
 
 
 
High levels of iron in the lung linked to increased asthma severity, Hulkbuster armor with a little luck
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(The Irish Times)
 
 
 
The Dutch opt for a more "see ya in heaven, Grandma" approach to COVID-19
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(Wired)
 
 
 
Could Crispr b humanity's nxt virus killr? Or th rason for th zombi apocalyps?
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(Daily Star)
 
 
 
What you need to do to boost your immune system to stay alive in these Coronavirus times (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Daily Star)
 
 
 
What you need to do to boost your immune system to stay alive in these Coronavirus times (possible nsfw content on page)
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Yes and no
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Tue March 17, 2020
(Medical Xpress)
 
 
 
How your liver would have dealt with the green beer you would have been drinking any other year
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(Daily Dot)
 
 
 
Think twice, save a life. Here's a list of 24 high-risk people you should practice social distancing from during the coronavirus pandemic
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(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Coronavirus licked in China. Licked like a tasty pangolin (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Literary Hub)
 
 
 
"It was a queer, pandemic spring, the spring they cancelled all the orgies, and I didn't know what I was doing in New York." Great first lines of novels rewritten for the coronavirus age. Feel free to add your own
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Should I stay or should I go now? If I go, there will be trouble And if I stay it will be double So come on and let me know
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Trump issues 'Coronavirus Guidelines' for next 15 days to slow pandemic
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Mon March 16, 2020
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Nanostructured rubber-like material could replace human tissue as Skynet ramps up Terminator R&D
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Boris Johnson is as incompetent as Donald Trump
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Sun March 15, 2020
(SoraNews24)
 
 
 
One of these offers to support coronavirus stuck-at-homers has crashed servers due to overwhelming support: A. CDC chart on hand-washing. B. Comcast removing data caps. C. 200 free Japanese pornos
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(SoraNews24)
 
 
 
One of these offers to support coronavirus stuck-at-homers has crashed servers due to overwhelming support: A. CDC chart on hand-washing. B. Comcast removing data caps. C. 200 free Japanese pornos
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Fri March 13, 2020
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Anthony Fauci is a sledgehammer of infectious truth
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Anthony Fauci is a sledgehammer of infectious truth
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
"I'm excited, but also terrified" Such is the life of a cruise ship passenger that couldn't cancel
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Fear mongering on coronavirus will go down as fraud to manipulate economies so says some Fox News talking head...err MIT Biologist
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Fear mongering on coronavirus will go down as fraud to manipulate economies so says some Fox News talking head...err MIT Biologist
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(Fox Business)
 
 
 
Do 'roids weaken the immune system? Boost corona concerns?
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Thu March 12, 2020
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Peloton, Obé, and other in-home exercise systems: WHERE IS YOUR GYM NOW?
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Wed March 11, 2020
(Foreign Policy)
 
 
 
Where did Trump get the idea that a vaccine for COVID-19 would be a cure and not just preventative? Oh, I don't know... maybe from the current head of the CDC who once got $20 million in funding for his HIV therapeutic vaccine that didn't work?
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
Vaping can turn your lungs into a coronavirus condo
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Tue March 10, 2020
(NYPost)
 
 
 
NY Governor Cuomo announces increase in covid19 cases and you know he's serious because he's using his "expression of serious alarm" face
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(CTV News)
 
 
 
Donald Trump has a great immune system, the BEST actually. Hamberders and Diet Coke provide AMAZING immunity to fakenews coronavirus
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(TMZ)
 
 
 
Jeopardy and Wheel of Fortune will be missing an _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
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(TMZ)
 
 
 
Jeopardy and Wheel of Fortune will be missing an _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
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Mon March 09, 2020
(Stat News)
 
 
 
60% of Americans have co-morbidities that double the risk of dying from coronavirus
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(Stat News)
 
 
 
60% of Americans have co-morbidities that double the risk of dying from coronavirus
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(Everett Herald)
 
 
 
For much of the world, the era of "Social Distancing" is upon us, where people must avoid all social contact in order to survive. But for Subby, it was Tuesday
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(Big Think)
 
 
 
Ceiling cat is watching you get healthier
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(Big Think)
 
 
 
Ceiling cat is watching you get healthier
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Fri March 06, 2020
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Nine companies are working on coronavirus treatments or vaccines. The ones that succeed will become Legend
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Thu March 05, 2020
(Washingtonian)
 
 
 
New pop-up shop in DC carrying all your disinfectant needs. Tag is for the address of the shop there in the District
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(Washingtonian)
 
 
 
New pop-up shop in DC carrying all your disinfectant needs. Tag is for the address of the shop there in the District
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(Stat News)
 
 
 
Company famous for making defective airbags plans to make coronavirus vaccine from blood of people who had coronavirus
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(Stat News)
 
 
 
Company famous for making defective airbags plans to make coronavirus vaccine from blood of people who had coronavirus
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Everything is fine citizen, just the big banks all simultaneously telling their employees to work from home so they can "test out some routine contingency plans". For the next two weeks
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Everything is fine citizen, just the big banks all simultaneously telling their employees to work from home so they can "test out some routine contingency plans". For the next two weeks
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Tue March 03, 2020
(NBC News)
 
 
 
We've got some good news and some bad news. Good news: COVID-19 is still sparing young children who get infected causing mostly mild symptoms. Bad News: Because they hardly show any symptoms they are just a bunch of Covid-Mary's walking around
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(Lifehacker)
 
 
 
Here's the science behind how the Keto diet provides you with natural immunity to COVID-19: Not at all, not even a little bit, you stupid carny
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(Lifehacker)
 
 
 
Here's the science behind how the Keto diet provides you with natural immunity to COVID-19: Not at all, not even a little bit, you stupid carny
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(Time)
 
 
 
That ridiculous claim that there will be a COVID-19 vaccine by April is *double-take* possible
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Fri February 28, 2020
(Japan Today)
 
 
 
Prime Minister Shinzo Abe pledged to ensure 600 million masks will be made available in Japan every month. Mask makers: Say what? Chinese mask makers: *cough*
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Thu February 27, 2020
(UC Davis)
 
 
 
Can your dog catch the coronavirus from you? No, and he still waiting on that steak
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(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Good news for 14% of you who will get the Coronavirus, you'll get it again (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Health24)
 
 
 
So, coronavirus is just ripping off old Star Trek episodes?
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(Health24)
 
 
 
So, coronavirus is just ripping off old Star Trek episodes?
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Wed February 26, 2020
(The Hill)
 
 
 
NIH official: and when Trump says "we're very close" to a Coronavirus vaccine , he means that phase one safety trials are probably still 2-3 months away, and a final vaccine is at least 18 months out at this point, assuming it works on the first try
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(Atlanta Journal Constitution)
 
 
 
Today is Ash Wednesday, the beginning of Lent. What are you Catholic and non-Catholic or recovering Catholic Farkers giving up for Lent this year? Will your forty-day sacrifice be something physical or esoteric? Share your goals here
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Tue February 25, 2020
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Scientists identify chemical compound in elderberries that immobilizes flu virus. Also claim it smells like your father
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Sat February 22, 2020
(CBS News)
 
 
 
Illinois bill aims to remove religious exemptions to vaccination, although certain things can still be done if you discreetly slide your state legislator an envelope full of cash
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Wed February 19, 2020
(Time)
 
Boobies
 
It's all about boobies. Always
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Breakin' 2: Racist Boogaloo?
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(The US Sun)
 
 
 
Jim Bakker warns that you won't be able to enjoy his food buckets if you're dead from Coronavirus, SARS, or HIV, so you need to buy his Silver Solution which will save you from all of those diseases and more
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(The US Sun)
 
 
 
Jim Bakker warns that you won't be able to enjoy his food buckets if you're dead from Coronavirus, SARS, or HIV, so you need to buy his Silver Solution which will save you from all of those diseases and more
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Tue February 18, 2020
(EurekAlert)
 
 
 
"People who rely on social media for information were more likely to be misinformed about vaccines..." Do you really need to know any more?
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Mon February 17, 2020
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
How to treat pain... with a little drop of poison
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Pastor claims God will save Americans from coronavirus because Trump administration has "aligned themselves" with the right side of life
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Pastor claims God will save Americans from coronavirus because Trump administration has "aligned themselves" with the right side of life
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Sat February 15, 2020
(WMUR New Hampshire)
 
 
 
Four cases of mumps confirmed. If only there were some... Oh, there is a vaccine? Well, then, if only some people weren't so farking ignorant
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
If you left a baker's dozen worth of pythons in pillowcases behind the local fire station the RSPCA would like to have a word with you
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Thu February 13, 2020
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
In today's things we shouldn't have to tell people news, please do not drink silver to cure yourself of or prevent being infected by coronavirus
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
In today's things we shouldn't have to tell people news, please do not drink silver to cure yourself of or prevent being infected by coronavirus
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(Medical Xpress)
 
 
 
Immune cells consult with their neighbors to make decisions as long as they're "in-network." If not, oh, you'll pay
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(Medical Xpress)
 
 
 
Immune cells consult with their neighbors to make decisions as long as they're "in-network." If not, oh, you'll pay
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Wed February 12, 2020
(Patheos)
 
 
 
Jim Bakker: I have the cure to coronavirus and all types of VD. Still no cure for stupidity or gullibility
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
Idaho's having a bit of a European moment. Difficulty: Moment is 1347
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Mon February 10, 2020
(WBTV 3 Charlotte)
 
 
 
Who needs to worry about coronavirus when we have MRSA on your kids backpack and lunchbox?
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Fri February 07, 2020
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Keep Farking that Pangolin
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Wed February 05, 2020
(Fox 7 Austin)
 
Video
 
Just watching this video of cedar pollen floating by Lake Travis may make you sneeze
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