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headlines found matching 'Illinois'
Wed September 30, 2020
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Republicans aren't happy with Trump's racism in the debate. Just wait until the next debate when he wears his pointy MAGA hood
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Tue September 29, 2020
(BestLife)
 
 
 
Apparently, Colorahdo and Nevahda are pronounced Colorado and Nevada
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(Salon)
 
 
 
Crowd cheers for Confederate flag at Illinois rally for in-person learning. Sounds like they learned nothing, in-person or otherwise
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Christian group raises half a million bucks for murderer
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Sat September 26, 2020
(Mediaite)
 
 
 
So who do folks admire more than Trump? Well there's Putin, Obama, Keanu, Xi Jin...wait, what?
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Fri September 25, 2020
(CNN)
 
 
 
Mushrooms recalled, and not fondly
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(Daily Dot)
 
 
 
'Zoom Karen' goes blasto on granddaughter's virtual class to rant about the BLM movement, Obama and why the clouds are moving
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Thu September 24, 2020
(BBC)
 
 
 
Magawa from Tanzania has been awarded a gold medal for ratting out landmines...which he's particularly good at, being a rat
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Wed September 23, 2020
(Politico)
 
 
 
"Lawsuit asks court to force Facebook to ban militias". Zuckerberg has his own armed forces now? Yeah, we're screwed
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Trump LOOOOOVES eugenics
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Tue September 22, 2020
(UPI)
 
 
 
Illinois man with collection of unfinished food claims Richard Nixon's half-eaten buffalo chicken sandwich is his crown jewel
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(The Nation)
 
 
 
DHS reportedly cloned protesters phones in Portland. Records will reveal subby's phone posted this from Washington DC, even though he thinks his phone is in his pocket in Illinois
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Sun September 20, 2020
(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
"People in Illinois are not used to dealing with this," Mooney said. "We're not used to having to think fairly deeply about significant policy issues. We just don't do it here"
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Fri September 18, 2020
(History Channel)
 
 
 
On this day in history, in 1846, the Donner party sent out for food, and by "sent out" we don't mean "asked Jed to come back behind the wagon to look at something for a second"
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Dallas, TX school teacher suggests Lee Harvey Oswald as subject of 'modern hero' essay. Just kidding. Actually suggested Kyle Rittenhouse
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Wed September 16, 2020
(WLKY Louisville)
 
 
 
Apparently if you kill a woman, chop up her corpse, pack the corpse into suitcases, take a Greyhound to visit family out of state with the suitcases and refuse to allow people to touch the suitcase people get suspicious. Good to know
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(Politico)
 
 
 
"Four years after he won the Midwest by vowing to revitalize the U.S. manufacturing workforce, Trump is campaigning for reelection on a job well done. The numbers tell a different story"
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Mon September 14, 2020
(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
From the 'news not being reported' front: 800 nurses in Chicago go on strike. Although here it is being reported, so
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(Patch)
 
 
 
Behold the uncontroversial ruling about which state has the best pizza in the land
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Sat September 12, 2020
(ABC News)
 
 
 
New website aims to help you cut back on doomscrolling. Disaster tweeting, anger facebooking, hate farking still allowed
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Thu September 10, 2020
(UPI)
 
 
 
Man catches 2,645 fish in 24 hours for Guinness record. That's a lot of beer
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Wed September 09, 2020
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Don Jr. says of 17yo Rittenhouse who killed 2 people, "We all do stupid things at 17." What stupid things did you do at 17?
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Michael Cohen explains why Trump hates Obama. - he's black - he went to Harvard Law - he graduated the top of his class - he's all the things Donald Trump wants to be
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Whoops...there's video
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Tue September 08, 2020
(Politico)
 
 
 
With 56 days until the election, let's take a deep dive into presidential politics in eight states that you probably only care about once every four years
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(Axios)
 
 
 
How college towns melted down so quickly
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Mon September 07, 2020
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Just in time for a Labor Day surge: coronavirus cases now rising in 22 states, up from 3 a few weeks ago
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Sun September 06, 2020
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Fauci: North Dakota, South Dakota, Iowa, Arkansas, Missouri, Indiana, and Illinois, ya'll better get into your giant plastic hamster balls asap
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Thu September 03, 2020
(History Channel)
 
 
 
On this day in history, in 1861, Confederate forces entered Kentucky, and have been there ever since
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
If you assume students are spherical, frictionless, and don't party when you ask them not to, then anyone who follows your advice like the University of Illinois will be royally farked
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(MLive.com)
 
 
 
According to a survey, Michigan residents hate steak
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Police have failed to arrest COVID-19
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Tue September 01, 2020
(Barron's)
 
 
 
Ranking all 50 states' financial health: congrats Idaho and Wyoming; New Jersey and Illinois, we need to talk
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Ron Johnson, (R-ifles for everyone) says "citizen soldiers" should mobilize to "overwhelm rioters" on the streets of America. What could POSSIBLY go wrong?
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Kyle Rittenhouse's attorney plans to argue that his client was part of a "well regulated militia", so he can shoot whoever he wants I guess?
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Mon August 31, 2020
(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Trying to score with four and seven year olds, our fathers brought forth on this continent, a new nation, conceived in Liberty, and dedicated to the proposition that some men are sick bastards
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Fri August 28, 2020
(Fox 4 KC)
 
 
 
'Walls were covered in mucus': 'Nearly 80 cats'...You know, maybe we should just stop reading the headline now
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Thu August 27, 2020
(Radio.com)
 
 
 
If it looks like a white supremacist and it talks like a white supremacist there's a pretty good chance Brian Urlacher's agent is writing his retraction and apology right now
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(CNN)
 
 
 
The Kenosha Police Chief then added that his wife wouldn't have been beaten if she hadn't burned the pot roast last night
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
In case you thought Tucker Carlson's attempts to turn the Kenosha shooter into a hero were him "going rogue", here's the NY Post, another NewsCorp property running a story about him washing graffiti off a wall the day before he murdered people
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(Daily Dot)
 
 
 
Warning: Do NOT call the cops if you're in a mental health crisis, they will probably punch you into submission
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Wed August 26, 2020
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
The Bucks stop here
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(US Food and Drug Administration)
 
 
 
Hostess Raspberry Zingers recalled because...they may just be too fresh
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Mon August 24, 2020
(The Takeout)
 
 
 
And the latest produce potentially contaminated with salmonella is *throws dart at food pyramid poster*...peaches
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Fri August 21, 2020
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
The Trump campaign has made Brad Parscale a billionaire
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Thu August 20, 2020
(Axios)
 
 
 
Putin's tea does it again
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Wed August 19, 2020
(Politico)
 
 
 
♫ ♬Throw your clothes on the floor I'm gonna take my clothes off too I made plans to be with you Girl whatever you ask me you know I can do I'll make love to Q Like you want me to And I'll hold you tight Baby all through the night I'll make love to Q
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Tue August 18, 2020
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Welcome to NYC. Sign here
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(Stereogum)
 
 
 
Barack Obama shares his 2020 summer playlist, proving once again that he still has ridiculously great taste in music
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Mon August 17, 2020
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Is that an Impala on your wing, or are you just happy to see me? Fast & Furious writers seen taking notes
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
A golden retriever with terminal cancer who was abandoned in a car park is ticking off a bucket list of fun things thanks to the kindness of his foster mom
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Fri August 14, 2020
(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Illinois Democrats call for ethics reforms as another of their own is arrested for bribery
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(CNN)
 
 
 
"It'll cost you 55 cents to protect your vote this November"
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
"Meet Donald Trump, the incredibly shrinking president"
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Thu August 13, 2020
(CNN)
 
 
 
Giddy up
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Tue August 11, 2020
(WPBF West Palm Beach)
 
 
 
Illinois adds "workers enforcing public health regulations" to the list of people that automatically becomes aggravated battery (felony) if you punch someone telling you to wear a mask
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(Mic)
 
 
 
Fark Independent POTUS candidate Kanye Worst may face criminal charges for following the Republican playbook a little too closely
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Mon August 10, 2020
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
You might want to sit down for this, but it's starting to look like there might be a small possibility that Donald Trump isn't actually the hardest working president in American history
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
The Cardinals are the MLB's case study in Coronavirus ill-preparedness
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(Crooks & Liars)
 
 
 
Mark Levin declares his undying support of COVID-19 safety procedures
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Sun August 09, 2020
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Efforts to further undermine the US election by turning it into a chaos circus continue as Kanye West has to be taken off the Illinois ballot amid thousands of invalid signatures
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
CNN has used yesterday's events to determine that all we need to do to get Trump to run away is present him with facts
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Fri August 07, 2020
(MSN)
 
 
 
Anchors Awhack
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Thu August 06, 2020
(Media Matters)
 
 
 
PolitiFact's "Trump-O-Meter" is an embarrassing encapsulation of the problem with modern media
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(Politico)
 
 
 
"Days after delivering a presentation on office safety in dealing with Covid-19, Illinois Congressman Rodney Davis, the top Republican on the House Administration Committee, announced he has tested positive for the virus"
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(Food and Wine)
 
 
 
"An Ode to the Super Donut." This suggests not all donuts are super, which is just really wrong and hateful
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Wed August 05, 2020
(CNN)
 
 
 
You know who REALLY doesn't love Mitch McConnell's idea of giving employers absolute immunity from lawsuits by their employees who catch Coronavirus at work? The players in the NBA, NFL, NHL, MLB, and MLS, that's who
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
The first D1 football team has canceled their 2020 season. UConn believe they won't be the last
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(Central Illinois Proud)
 
 
 
Illinois social event may have exposed people to Covid 19. Fark: Event called "White Trash Bash"
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Tue August 04, 2020
(NPR)
 
 
 
So why exactly have religious groups received $6-10 BILLION in COVID-19 relief funds?
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(The New Civil Rights Movement)
 
 
 
Can Trump say anything coherent?
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Mon August 03, 2020
(History Channel)
 
 
 
On this day in history, in 1846, the ill-fated Donner party encountered their first delay. And no, sadly it was not due to the Sommelier being unable to suggest a proper pairing for long pork
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(National Review)
 
 
 
If your article has to go with "almost certain" and "surely more likely", you might not be a good journalist
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(Politicus USA)
 
 
 
The mango Mussolini is now claiming his approval rate is higher than Obama's. Yes he's serious, and don't call me Shirley
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Sun August 02, 2020
(KCCI Des Moines)
 
 
 
Hold the onions
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Fri July 31, 2020
(Fox 8 New Orleans)
 
 
 
Louisiana to spend $130 million to ensure that castles continue to have something to sink into
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(Medical Xpress)
 
 
 
The US' first COVID-19 patient to undergo a double lung transplant said she woke up days later unaware of the surgery and unable to "recognize my body." The second head didn't help either
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(The Sun (Ireland))
 
 
 
Dublin actor Brendan Gleeson nails it, unrecognisable as Donald Trump for new TV series. Scary real
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Thu July 30, 2020
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
GOP support for Trump's Tata is sagging, and nobody wants to touch it
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(Vote.org)
 
 
 
Take a minute to check and see if you're still registered to vote, because reasons
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Wed July 29, 2020
(News 8000 La Crosse)
 
 
 
Your next trip to Stop-n-Go is going to be a Kwik Trip unless you want to Kum-n-Go, in which case happy endings are still around back
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(News and Guts)
 
 
 
This makes perfect sense. I mean, when has Michigan ever been instrumental in winning the Electoral College?
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Trump's closest advisers are now pointing out that a D-minus is still technically a passing grade "If once in a while he goes off on a tweet storm about Dr. Fauci, OK, he doesn't need perfection, he just needs to win 60 percent of the next 100 days"
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(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Wisconsinites aren't worried about Chicago's quarantining of their state as people "want to live in their summer homes"
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Tue July 28, 2020
(Radio.com)
 
 
 
City of orange small handed whirlwind of confusion officially added to the NY quarantine list
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(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Wisconsin added to Chicago's 14-day quarantine list
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(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Illinois governor J.B. Pritzker visits rebellious anti-mask Covid hotspots in southern Illinois to chide them for being morons
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(DeadState)
 
 
 
Slight overestimate as "Million Unmasked March" draws only 150
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Mon July 27, 2020
(Fox News)
 
 
 
If you plan on going out into the woods this summer, you might want to invest in some body armor
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Tue July 21, 2020
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Walmark unmasks $428mil in new employee bonuses, gives them the bird too
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(Fox 2 St. Louis)
 
 
 
Shocking video of multiple lightning strikes on the St. Louis Gateway Arch
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Thu July 16, 2020
(SecondNexus)
 
 
 
Noted arm of the liberal media Fox News completely interrupts the President's speech to fact check his damned lies as he's speaking
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(Know Your Meme)
 
 
 
Happy 15th (really??) Birthday to The Gray Wave. HA HA we're getting old
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Wed July 15, 2020
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Trump's tweets in support of Goya products are further increasing calls for boycotts among latinos. Trump supporters still clueless on what to do with six cases of canned huitlacoche
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Tue July 14, 2020
(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Illinois parents outraged IHSA is preventing them from living vicariously through high school sports and risk children's lives during the Coronavirus outbreak, sue to lift pandemic restrictions
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Thu July 09, 2020
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Short answer: No. Long answer: Nooooooooooooooooooooo
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Wed July 08, 2020
(NBC 2 Fort Myers)
 
 
 
Social media sleuths confuse Illinois youth pastor for man in viral Costco video
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(The Spun)
 
 
 
Jim Harbaugh: "COVID is part of our society. It wasn't caused by football or caused by sports. There's no expert view right now that I'm aware of that sports is going to make that worse" First part: correct. Second part: what a dumbass
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Due to history and tradition, the Chicago Blackhawks won't be changing anything about themselves
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Tue July 07, 2020
(Atlas Obscura)
 
 
 
If Anthony Bourdain and President Barack Obama met up for a meal at your restaurant you too would turn their table into a memorial
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(The Bulwark)
 
 
 
Our race-hustler-in-chief never lets a good opportunity of throwing the race card down pass him by, knowing the conservative media won't call him out on his bigoted shenanigans
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
"Arizona joins Texas, California, Florida, New York, New Jersey, Massachusetts and Illinois in tallying more than 100,000 cases of coronavirus"
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Sun July 05, 2020
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Joni Ernst puts on the bread bag hip waders, reaffirming Obama "failed" on Ebola after two people died from the virus while Trump has "stepped up" as Coronavirus has killed 130,000
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Sat July 04, 2020
(Mental Floss)
 
 
 
The worst drivers in America are .... Hold my PBR and let me finish this here headline thing. Whar Illinois? Whar
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Fri July 03, 2020
(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Your daily reminder Illinois nazis are the worst
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Thu July 02, 2020
(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Cubs pitcher Jose Quintana has surgery on lacerated thumb suffered from strenuous activity. And by "strenuous activity" I mean "washing dishes"
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Deep red state of Mississippi admits it made poor choices, now says it's in deep COVID trouble
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Wed July 01, 2020
(WYMT Hazard)
 
 
 
Bear spotted on University of Kentucky campus for first time since 1953
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Tue June 30, 2020
(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
The Gill Foundation has pledged a quarter-million-dollar donation to save the Stonewall Inn from closing
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Mon June 29, 2020
(Fox 2 St. Louis)
 
 
 
Missouri governor gives up on one of his ideas in turning the state into Gilead
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Sat June 27, 2020
(White House)
 
 
 
Clean up your act, or I will
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(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
You know that student loan forgiveness policy thing..yeah, about that
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Thu June 25, 2020
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Not the Onion: Lucas County Man Worries Retirement Plan Is Sitting On Ancient Burial Mound
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Wed June 24, 2020
(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
🌈 Save The Stonewall 🌈
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(Media Matters)
 
 
 
Remember when accusing a president of treason was a big deal
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Tue June 23, 2020
(ProPublica)
 
 
 
Every state that never allowed slavery take one step forward. Not so fast there, Illinois
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
New US COVID-19 cases jump 25% last week with the great states of Arizona, Florida and Texas setting records. If the "Hawaii 5-0" theme isn't brainworming you by now, you must already be on a ventilator
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Mon June 22, 2020
(KFOR Oklahoma City)
 
 
 
Oklahoma man's father bought a car brand new in 1974. His son bought it back in 2020
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Fri June 19, 2020
(I Heart Radio)
 
 
 
Former Styx member Dennis DeYoung says "fark you" to the news media in new music video
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(ABC7 Chicago)
 
 
 
COVID-20
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Tue June 16, 2020
(VinePair)
 
 
 
I live in Washington...this doesn't make sense
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(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Illinois Republicans sue the state's Democratic governor over his "10 person crowd" ruling despite the fact that Republicans can't draw a crowd larger than 4 people
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(The Tennessean)
 
 
 
Denying COVID-19 reality, Nashville SC will return to play in July. "In being the first major team in our city to return, Nashville SC won't just be the cherry on top. It'll be the entire meal, and man, a sports-hungry city sure is ready to eat"
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Mon June 15, 2020
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Yet another Republican says that he simply doesn't believe in systemic racism, because Obama was elected twice. Personally, I don't believe in systemic gravity, because I've seen Michael Jordan jump from the foul line and dunk a basketball
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(The National Memo)
 
 
 
What happens when a BLM march is held in one of the last "sundown towns" in southern Illinois known for racism? We find out that a lot of young people are tired of this shiat. Hundreds of them
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Sun June 14, 2020
(Wikipedia)
 
 
 
Holy shiat, today really is Barack Obama Day. Happy Obama Day, everyone
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Sat June 13, 2020
(KNBC 4 Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Former SNL cast member Jay Pharoah posts video of the LAPD giving him the George Floyd Treatment for "matching suspect description" back in April
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Thu June 11, 2020
(Vice)
 
 
 
Georgia Sheriff posts a meme asking if the U.S. could start 'hanging traitors', finds out that yes, that was wrong and he wasn't supposed to do that
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Wed June 10, 2020
(KOMU Columbia)
 
 
 
Republican first elected in 2016, best known for inept governance and cheating on his wife, plans to run again in 2024. Difficulty: not Trump
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Tue June 09, 2020
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Good to see the US is back on track to being No.1 for coronavirus stupidity in the world: 14 states and Puerto Rico hit highest seven-day average of new coronavirus infections. USA USA USA
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Mon June 08, 2020
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Well subby wasn't expecting this news today
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Sun June 07, 2020
(Axios)
 
 
 
Shockingly, a couple of weeks after reopening beaches because pissy idiots wanted to spend memorial day ignoring a pandemic, the pandemic is taking its toll on Florida. Shocking, I know
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Thu June 04, 2020
(Axios)
 
 
 
Trump freaks out over Mattis statement." I gave him a new life" then I really enjoyed firing him, which btw Obama did too
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Wed June 03, 2020
(NBC Chicago)
 
 
 
So, if you attended any protests or gatherings the past few days you should self-quarantine for 14 days now. And anyone you met with, live with, talked to, or interacted with should too
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Tue June 02, 2020
(The Intellectualist)
 
 
 
Guess what farking insane thing 22% of Americans believe
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