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headlines found matching 'Illinois'
Fri May 27, 2022
(Riverfront Times)
 
 
 
Read the room, you idiot
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Thu May 26, 2022
(CNN)
 
 
 
Laser-guided, microscopic robotic crabs. Next up: quantum-powered nanoscopic robotic syphilis
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Fri May 20, 2022
(Zillow)
 
 
 
In a hole in the ground there lived a Hobbit. And you could too, if you have at least $35K and are willing to live in semi-rural Illinois
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Tue May 17, 2022
(Fox 4 KC)
 
 
 
Pair steals $36k in merchandise from Missouri Home Depot. Police unsure if all five 2x4's will ever be recovered
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(Bleacher Nation)
 
 
 
Cubs leadoff hitter blasts grand slam. Degree of difficulty: In the first inning
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Mon May 16, 2022
(Automotive News)
 
 
 
In related news, the car subby ordered from Carvana in April is still experiencing "transportation delays"
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Sun May 15, 2022
(Pantagraph)
 
 
 
Climate change means "possum on the half-shell" sightings all over Illinois - armadillos have crossed the Mississippi river and are moving into Central Illinois
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Thu May 12, 2022
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
This should be good and will definitely work out better than all the other failed businesses
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(CNN)
 
 
 
"Rejecting Islam is like rejecting Hitler or Stalin. Accepting homosexuality leads to accepting incest and pedophilia. Vote for me for Governor of PA"
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Ah one....ah two....ah three....it's time for the 24th Annual Worldwide Toast to Harry Caray
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Mon May 09, 2022
(Today)
 
 
 
📸 🥴
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Fri May 06, 2022
(Thread Reader)
 
 
 
Just some scenarios that we may have play out in a post-Roe world, most of them leading to civil war
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Wed May 04, 2022
(History Channel)
 
 
 
On this day in history, in 1865, President Lincoln was buried in Springfield, Illinois and not Grant's tomb as some suggest
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Tue May 03, 2022
(NPR)
 
 
 
Members of the "Trucker's Convoy" whose aim was to shut Washington DC down by snarling traffic and blocking roads with their rigs are suing the DC police saying the cops violated their rights by erecting traffic barriers to keep them from doing that
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(Fox2 Detroit)
 
 
 
Peace in the Mid-West seems within reach as Michigan moves to settle its border with Indiana
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Mon May 02, 2022
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Tulsi Gabbard pushes conspiracy theory that Biden is controlled by Obama
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Sun May 01, 2022
(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
People are finally starting to realize teachers don't make enough money
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Not news: Joe Manchin appears in an ad supporting a WV congressman. Fark: A Republican congressman
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Fri April 29, 2022
(WREG Memphis)
 
 
 
Sadly, Mississippi failed to be destroyed
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Elon Musk declares war on the Democratic Party
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Thu April 28, 2022
(Sports Illustrated)
 
 
 
There are tons and tons of non public-facing jobs out there where it's entirely possible for you to say wild stuff and not have it impact your job. Then there is ESPN SportsCenter anchor Sage Steele
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Caterpillar tracks in Q1
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
"Little did I know I was about to experience Mike Roe's sloppy seconds. I still can't believe I curled my hair for that boat ride"
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Mon April 25, 2022
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Headline: 'I found 60-year-old McDonald's meal hidden in my bathroom - the smell surprised me'. Last sentence of article: 'There was no smell'
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(The Detroit_News)
 
 
 
NO QUID PRO QUO
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Sat April 23, 2022
(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Tucker Carlson calls Obama a fascist. That's the joke
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(Fox 2 St. Louis)
 
 
 
Illinois recommends residents halt use of bird feeders, baths, though we're unsure why asking people not to bathe helps stop bird flu
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Thu April 21, 2022
(Wikipedia)
 
 
 
On this day in 1855, German immigrants in Chicago fought for one of mankind's most fundamental rights: affordable beer and to drink it on Sundays
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Wed April 20, 2022
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Kofi Cockburn declares for NBA Draft, joining the illustrious ranks of Chubby Cox, Fat Lever, and Mo Cheeks
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(WGNTV Chicago)
 
 
 
Cows on the loose after cattle truck crash on I-80. Traffic should be moooving soon
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Tue April 19, 2022
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Covid-19 may have attenuated to a light cold that doubles the girth of your 🍆 and raises your IQ by 8 points every time you catch it, but Absolute Mortality is at a rate only seen in unregulated epidemics
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Thu April 14, 2022
(Oddity Central)
 
 
 
This Wondering Meatloaf of the sea has teeth literally as hard as steel. Luckily this is a mullusk that doesn't swim, so your naughty bits are safe while swimming
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Tue April 12, 2022
(Riverfront Times)
 
 
 
Missouri Republicans: We can't afford to do anything for our citizens. What, we have billions in extra money right now? Well.... we still don't wanna
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Fri April 08, 2022
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Apparently the biggest news in physics is that some particle weighs 0.1% more than expected. Mainstream media soon to announce this means transdimensional warp drive and stargates for everyone
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Thu April 07, 2022
(Axios)
 
 
 
Barack Obama admits he underestimated disinformation's potential to endanger democracy. In hindsight, this was bad news ... for everyone
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(Fox 32 Chicago)
 
 
 
The Chicago Department of Aviation spent $29K installing "Cannabis amnesty boxes" at airports. Only 34 collections have been made in two years and half of it was just garbage
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Wed April 06, 2022
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
How does Chicago plug budget shortfalls? Easy, they issue more speed camera tickets than the city has residents
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Tue April 05, 2022
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Donald Trump claims another scalp. GOP Rep. Fred Upton announces his retirement to spend more time trying to figure out how a used car salesman from Queens hijacked his party
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Sat April 02, 2022
(CTV News)
 
 
 
For Sale: Angel Dust, $1.2 million
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(CBS 21 Harrisburg)
 
 
 
Ugly-ass baby porcupine is living it up at an Illinois zoo, says it ignores all the pricks out there
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Thu March 31, 2022
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Do any of you remember there are other basketball tournaments going on? It's the battle of the x's for the NIT Championship with Xavier taking on Texas A&M in New York City. Tip-off is at 7:00 PM ET on ESPN. Who will be number 69 in all the land?
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(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Damn, Skippy
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Wed March 30, 2022
(CBS News)
 
 
 
Drunk, naked and combative is no way to go through life, private jet interloper
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Thu March 24, 2022
(Pantagraph)
 
 
 
COVID testing fraud reaches Illinois level of criminal embezzlement - CEO of state's biggest testing company is indicted for tax fraud and being sued by business associates for spending money on things like albino turtles for breeding
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Sun March 20, 2022
(ESPN)
 
 
 
The 2nd Round of the NCAA Tournament continues with Houston and Illinois at 12:10 PM ET on CBS. Of course there are other games between them and TCU and Arizona at 9:40 PM ET on TBS. Sit down and enjoy more basketball this fine Sunday
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Sat March 19, 2022
(Some Off the Hook Guy)
 
 
 
Customers who feared they were going to be in the Illinois Chainsaw Massacre relieved to find out the man was just taking his chainsaw for a long walk
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Thu March 17, 2022
(WGNTV Chicago)
 
 
 
$200,000 of free gas being offered in Chicago today, lets see how that's going
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(Daily Boulder)
 
 
 
Marjorie Taylor Greene is upset that the US has imposed economic sanctions on Russia and really mad that Biden is sending military aid to Ukraine. As a bonus, she also blamed Obama for the conflict that Putin started
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Wed March 16, 2022
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Approximately 57.6 trillion metric tons of soil has been lost in 160 years of farming the Midwest. So..., the U.S. needs more dirt farmers?
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Mon March 14, 2022
(The Spun)
 
 
 
When his team needed him most, Jordan Bohannon dropped trou and won the day
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Sun March 13, 2022
(CNN)
 
 
 
Fox to ask for his long-form vaccination record
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Wed March 09, 2022
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Not only were they intended to protect us from Russia, but they were also put in place by Obama. Really, how long did you think they were going to last?
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(UPI)
 
 
 
Ugly ass and critically endangered Amur Leopard cubs born in Illinois zoo and d'awww they are cute
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Thu March 03, 2022
(PopCulture)
 
 
 
Family Video is shutting down after 44 years. In related news, Family Video was still open until today
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Wed March 02, 2022
(Politico)
 
 
 
Even George W. Bush is dunking on Putin now and to be fair, when he's not starting Trillion-dollar wars or crashing our economy, W. is actually a pretty damn funny guy
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Tue March 01, 2022
(Fox 2 St. Louis)
 
 
 
Trump endorsement still a hot commodity in upcoming Missouri, Illinois primaries, Carl
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Sat February 26, 2022
(The Spun)
 
 
 
Former Bears head coach Matt Nagy lands job as quarterbacks coach for Chiefs, a team he held a higher job title with prior to coaching the Bears
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(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
News: Cold case murder solved nearly 40 years later. Fark: Man identified as murderer was himself later murdered. Double Fark: His murder is an unsolved cold case
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Wed February 23, 2022
(WHNT Huntsville)
 
 
 
And god said - no basketball on the sabbath, your best season ever is over. Amen
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Sun February 20, 2022
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Mother mothers, son suffers. We need more of these mothers. Thank you, awesome Mom
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Sat February 19, 2022
(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
If you bought a Toyota Land Cruiser the last year it was available, congrats: it's now worth $20-$30K over its $90K MSRP
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Fri February 18, 2022
(CNN)
 
Hero
 
Illinois Democrats kick unmasked Republicans out of session for rule-breaking
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Thu February 17, 2022
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Chicago re-signs A. Quigley. Book it. Done
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Mon February 14, 2022
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Looks like Melania Trump's "Tea For Charity" fundraiser is quite e(xc)lusive
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Thu February 10, 2022
(CNN)
 
 
 
Mitt Romney decides to fully commit to his role in the GQP, throws in with Ron Johnson and Rob Portman to stand boldly against the ERA
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Mon February 07, 2022
(The Spun)
 
 
 
If you weren't the worst quarterback ever to start in a Super Bowl, please step forward. Not so fast, Rex Grossman
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Sun February 06, 2022
(ABC News)
 
 
 
Illinois judge decides the Constitution demands the blood of children
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Thu February 03, 2022
(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
R. Kelly catches Covid-19, says he'd prefer Covid-16
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Tue February 01, 2022
(JSOnline)
 
 
 
Since people just want the stock certificates, Packers can just keep diluting the shares and literally print money
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Mon January 31, 2022
(FanFest)
 
 
 
Schwing
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Fri January 28, 2022
(NPR)
 
 
 
How do you feel about law enforcement keeping assets seized from suspects later found not guilty of a crime? Would this change your mind?
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