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Wed May 05, 2021
(Air Force Times)
 
 
 
Great news, all you armchair Buzz Lightyears - it looks like "Space Force Reserve" is going to be a thing
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(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
Garden of Eden threatened by sewage, which is why its a bad idea to give away your flaming sword
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Real estate listings, celebrity endorsements, wacky food and drink ideas, and little known roles of famous actors are all on the Fark Weird News Quiz, April 18-24: Silly Hat Edition
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(Page Six)
 
 
 
Carole Baskin gets in on the crypto craze with her very own Crypto-Purrency
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(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Unfortunate milking accident
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(Ladders)
 
 
 
Here are some things to say to assert your dominance over Timothy in your next meeting
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(Ladders)
 
 
 
Here are some things to say to assert your dominance over Timothy in your next meeting
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Tue May 04, 2021
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
The five greatest NHL mullets of ALL TIME
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Roman Colosseum to get a new gladiator floor. This is not a repeat from the year 70
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
NBC picks up Night Court sequel pilot
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Mon May 03, 2021
(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Behold the COVID car, driven by the couple that offers free rides to vaccine appointments
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(Car Throttle dot com)
 
 
 
We've secretly replaced this car's metal pistons with plastic ones. Let's see if anyone notices
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(The Morning Call)
 
 
 
Pizza capital of the World - New York or Chicago? No way. It's Old Forge PA. Forging pizza seems a little heavy handed
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Plague rats to hold a superspreader rally at Missouri Capitol tomorrow to complain that smart people aren't listening to their ideas
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(Food and Wine)
 
 
 
Red Lobster's cheddar bay biscuits are the hot item for prom corsages and boutonnieres this year. Which really isn't a bad idea when you think of the extra bread soaking up all that prom booze
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Laying down for a nap today subby encountered and was eventually forced to behead with a small scimitar a 5 ft rat snake in his bedroom. Wife may never sleep again unless I figure out how the fark it got in in the house in the first place. Ideas? DIT
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Sun May 02, 2021
(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
The frightening thing from the abyss that may have sunk the missing Indonesian submarine deep into Balinese waters last week
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
When you're conducting an audit of your state's votes, maybe it's a good idea NOT to let someone who participated in the 1-6 riots have access to the ballots? Not very good optics, Arizona GOP
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(AARP)
 
 
 
While I see a button the dog can press for want, I don't see one for steak
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(Axios)
 
 
 
Probably not the best idea for everyone to vacation at once this summer
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(Bleacher Report)
 
 
 
Rodgers: It's me or the GM, but one of us has to go
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(TMZ)
 
 
 
With the SNL cast possibly boycotting him, Elon Musk resorts to crowdsourcing Twitter for sketch ideas. I wonder if he reads Fark? Let's give him some ideas just in case
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Fri April 30, 2021
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
6,000 people gather for weekend party in Liverpool "to see how it goes." It doesn't get any better than seeing Fatboy Slim while totally amped up on remdesivir and hydroxychloroquine
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(IMDB)
 
 
 
Ever catch part of a movie or TV show but have no idea what it was? Have you always wanted to know the name but had no idea how to find it? Describe what you saw and let's see if Fark can figure it out
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Apple formally charged with antitrust violations in the EU for forcing everyone to use the app store, their payment method, and actively preventing anyone from telling customers how to pay for an app without giving Apple a cut
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Mitch McConnell wants the Secretary of Education to remove the 1619 Project from federal funding and replace them with other "inclusive" methods. "Turtle Power" has a nice ring to it
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
42 may the answer to life, the universe and everything, but 46 is the age when we all stop giving a fark about what other people think
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(Politico)
 
 
 
The hottest new tour of the spring is Jail Bait Gaetz and the Jewish Space Lasers, coming soon to a RINO district near you
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(WFLA Tampa Bay)
 
 
 
Video voyeurism is illegal, can lead to jail time. So why did county jailers set up visitation cameras with clear view of inmate showers?
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Thu April 29, 2021
(NECN Boston)
 
 
 
Maybe these statues were a bad idea
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Lawmakers from a state synonymous with mountainous terrain and steep roads unanimously decide that legalizing sale of "to-go" cocktails is a dandy idea. What could possibly go wrong?
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(News 13 Orlando)
 
 
 
Bones dating to the Ice Age found in Vegas, showing that even back then it was a bad idea to mess with the mob
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(People Magazine)
 
 
 
Dave Grohl releases video of the Foo Fighters playing "My Hero" for the first time ever, Vancouver, BC, May 1995
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(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Losers with a yearning for royalty can now buy the Queen of England's custom-made 24-karat solid gold Nintendo Wii, it's now on sale on eBay for £215,000 (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Page Six)
 
 
 
The apple doesn't fall from the Willow Smith polyamorous tree
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(Cambridge Day)
 
 
 
Buying a decrepit old house, tearing it down and building something new sounds like a great idea - except to the lady who's been living there for almost a decade and thinks she owns it
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Tucker has no idea how vasectomies work
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Wed April 28, 2021
(The Verge)
 
 
 
Why, of course Epic Games has no problems with Sony & Microsoft taking 30% of the lion's share of Fortnite revenue, but has a total cow over a much smaller total sum from bottom feeders Android and iOS
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(ABC7 San Francisco)
 
 
 
FDA-approved drug may also prevent scarring. Strippers everywhere rejoice
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Critics demanding Santorum's scalp
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(WTAE)
 
 
 
Want to keep cool? Can't afford a pool? Don't be a fool. Use this farm tool
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"I am a happily child-free woman in my 30s, and I have a group of dear friends I've been close with since college. One is having a child. I find the idea of pregnancy horrific, and I do not like children, babies, and toddlers. How can I pretend to?"
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
What, you didn't learn about the heroic actions of the RoboCop-Centaur during the American Revolution? You must have gone to the uncool school
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(WHNT Huntsville)
 
 
 
Cops, claiming body cam video proves their Taser darts only hit suspect, didn't electrocute dog, forget electricity conducts
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Tue April 27, 2021
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
New York man says he didn't mean to threaten to kill AOC and Democratic senators and only did it because he was frustrated with them after "doing a few bong rips"
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Travel writer extols the value of traveling with a good towel. Maybe someday they will figure out how to be a hoopy frood. Or perhaps that their idea is not even remotely new
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Lin Wood (Trump on PCP) goes off on...well, I have no idea what he's going off about, but he seems to be threatening us with a good time involving Lindsey Graham and his blackmailable secrets
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"I want to get a huge tattoo but my girlfriend is opposed to the idea and I really want to blow money on what she thinks is a bad idea. If I get it, will she be mad and leave me?"
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(Vintage Everyday)
 
 
 
Your grandma used to be a motorcycle mama & loved riding the hog
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Mon April 26, 2021
(Investopedia)
 
 
 
Today in STFU & GBTW: Here are eight reasons why retiring early may not be a good idea
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(The Register)
 
 
 
"Russia's activity is like finding a vulnerability on your phone - potentially serious, but you can probably use an alternative. However China's size and technological weight means it has the potential to control the global operating system"
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(The Register)
 
 
 
Emotet malware destroyed. I has a happy
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Moving the pitcher's mound. Bad idea or worst idea ever?
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Google.com.ar stolen for a few pieces of eight
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Sun April 25, 2021
(Women's Health)
 
 
 
Strapped for ideas, editors steal and reprint a deadly python story from WaPo... that's 3 years old. Predictably, news aggregators across the web republish the story as new
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(The Planetary Society)
 
 
 
Can we terraform Mars into an Earth-like habitat? Dr Carol Marcus unavailable for comment
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Kansas Gov decides that maybe, just maybe, allowing kids who aren't considered mature enough to buy beer to carry concealed is a BAD idea
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(Science Alert)
 
 
 
In answer to the question never considered, why don't horse-sized rabbits exist?
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Sat April 24, 2021
(CBS Sacramento)
 
 
 
Surprisingly, the cops didn't shoot the Roomba
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Fri April 23, 2021
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
This headline is an NFT. Cash offers accepted in comments section
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Pennsylvania GOP official: "We know there was voter fraud in the 2020 election...because, uh, we did it"
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Barcelona apparently sold all their old video games to Gamestop and now think they can sign Messi to a multi year contract
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(Morning Consult)
 
 
 
Sorry progressive activists, Senate Dems are bailing out of court packing
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(CTV News)
 
 
 
Alcohol, backyard fire, and gunpowder. Splendid idea. Gunpowder trifecta in play
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(AP News)
 
 
 
IIHF forced to postpone women's hockey world championship at last minute because Covid-plagued Nova Scotia decided it would be a bad idea to bring 10 teams into their bubble. Florida, this is your golden opportunity to be a hero
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Thu April 22, 2021
(wtnh.com)
 
 
 
Remember to count your kids
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Here's why giving some Rich Assholes more money is a better idea than building a public domain of up to date research, according to some Rich Asshole
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Tracking world history through the transfer and spread of objects
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Tracking world history through the transfer and spread of objects
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(The Detroit_News)
 
 
 
Michigan Rep. Jewell Jones (D-umbass) told the cops while being arrested for drunk driving that arresting him would not be good idea because he controls the department's budget
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Do you not see the issue with white supremacist replacement theories, Fox News?
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Professional idiot versus professional sometimes comedian
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(CTV News)
 
 
 
You'll be the coolest geek on the block driving around in this bad boy. Unless you run over a stick and total it
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(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
Lyle Lanley sighted in New Zealand
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Wed April 21, 2021
(The Conversation)
 
 
 
Experiments show baby bees love carbs. Which kind of makes sense - have you ever seen a skinny one?
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
At least 34 states have NO idea what's in the Constitution
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(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Eminem is selling his first NFT, and it's going to be an SNL parody of his own work
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Big Bird Bandits apologize to circus for being such grouches. This story sponsored by the letter A and number 160,000
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Tue April 20, 2021
(Five Thirty-Eight)
 
 
 
"Unfortunately, I think the idea of security has basically been an excuse to limit access," Captain Obvious tells Nate Silver's coven, but 538 also discusses the actual sort of election security which the GOP doesn't want to touch with a 39 foot pole
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Protip: Faking your own kidnapping for laughs is never a good idea. The police take these things seriously for some reason
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(Cato Institute)
 
 
 
A few years ago, CATO posted an interesting idea on curtailing police misconduct. Yes, that CATO
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(TalkSport)
 
 
 
RIP European Super League: April 19, 2021 - April 20, 2021. You won't be missed
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Translation: He ain't running under any circumstances, but he IS quite enjoying the checks from gullible fools who think he might
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Top DJ Annie Mac to leave BBC Radio 1 after 17 years to launch first novel, make you jump, jump
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Considering a home heating contract where the contractor owns your HVAC equipment? Oh, when you try to sell your home, the new buyer must apply for credit to the HVAC company, 'cause you don't own the equipment. This sounds like a very bad idea
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Mon April 19, 2021
(Twitter)
 
 
 
"An idea called America" is not the opening to a Ralph Wiggum paper about his cat, Jonathan, but it is a pretty good ad that hits you right in the patriotic feels
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Sun April 18, 2021
(Inc)
 
 
 
Apparently, you lose 5% of IQ points every time you don't get enough sleep. In other news, subby IQ bad, no have zzzzzzz
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Sat April 17, 2021
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Anyone wanna bet how long until DARPA uses this idea to make a weapons system?
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(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Westport's new Mermaid Museum hopes to expose visitors to the romance of the sea, ocean ecology, boobs
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(Readers' Digest)
 
 
 
A question so daunting, an explanation so complicated, Subby can't decide if it belongs on the Food or STEM tab
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(FOX6Now)
 
 
 
Arguing about their dirty laundry (figuratively), leads to fire set to dirty laundry (literally). A laundry list of charges awaits
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Fri April 16, 2021
(WWE)
 
 
 
Tonight on Smackdown: RooDolph defends their tag titles vs the Street Profits, Rey decides wrestling Otis is a GOOD idea, who dares face Roman now & why is Pat McAfee on commentary? WHY? All this and who knows what else starting at 8 PM ET on FOX
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
It's like if they rebooted "Knight Rider" with a Tesla and had it hunt down criminals across the country. Which . . . is not that bad of an idea, actually
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(CTV News)
 
 
 
Crazy scientist: "Since the beginning of time, man has yearned to destroy the sun. I will do the next best thing; block it out" Lab assistant: "Good god"
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(Fox 7 Austin)
 
 
 
Texas could soon start using mushrooms to help veterans with PTSD. That time could still be far out, but cosmic thinking by Texas to open up with an expanded mind, man
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
The WFT polls fans with potential new names: "Wild Hogs", "Riders", "Redwolves", "Aviators", "Wayfarers", "Armada", "Awesomes", "Griffins", "Rising", "Rubies", "Swifts", "Jackoffs", "Presidents", and others. Only two of these are jokes
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Thu April 15, 2021
(Rock Paper Shotgun)
 
 
 
Achievemt Unlocked: Submitted your first pull-request
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
During lockdown 74yo Flanders man forgets he should be telling kids to get off his lawn, instead invites them to play in his garden. Rod and Todd think there are demons there, will stay in the house
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
I have no idea what you're talking about, so here's a kickass cabaret version of 'The Final Countdown'
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Instagram for kids. Bad idea or absolutely terrible idea?
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
The sentient virus controlling Tucker Carlson fires back at Fauci's criticism
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(AL.com)
 
 
 
Alabama declares new official state vegetable is the sweet potato. Black eyed peas, okra demand recount
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Wed April 14, 2021
(BBC)
 
 
 
Running out of ideas, supermarket regrets adding Hepatitis A to its "Taste the Difference" range
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(Bored Panda)
 
 
 
Brit who had never been to the U.S. describes every state "to the best of his knowledge" and he pretty much nails it
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Tue April 13, 2021
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Here are some ideas to pay for the $2.65 Trillion infrastructure plan, which no Republicans in Congress will consider at all
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(The Takeout)
 
 
 
These kids are definitely going places
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(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
People in Vermont are upset that other people may make use of public roads. I mean, some of them might not even be white
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(Fark)
 
 
 
So what do you like to add to your rice before you cook it to give it that perfect flavor?
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(WJAC TV Johnstown)
 
 
 
Channeling Drew from his twenties, man has no idea how he ended up at a house where he passed out
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(Politico)
 
 
 
One of 22 people running in the special election to replace late TX Rep. Ron Wright, Michael Wood is basing his campaign on the idea that the average GOP voter is sick of Trump and ready to move on. So this is the last time you'll ever hear his name
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(Fox 7 Austin)
 
 
 
Dog abandoned by a dumpster in Wichita. Local police captain decided to give the dog a shot
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
It's just not cricket. Or, as they say in Australia, "This is shiat"
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Mon April 12, 2021
(Axios)
 
 
 
Chauvin's lawyer tries to shield jury from news that police just shot an unarmed black man in the same neighborhood as Floyd, on the grounds that it looks really bad for the defense
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(Folkspaper)
 
 
 
Bodybuilder who is in a throuple with two sex dolls says that his partners have fallen in love with each other. It's not Fark, it's ... it's .... it's .... I have no idea
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Spring. Grilling. Burgers. Dogs. Maybe some chicken. Not this guy
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
"Are you smarter than a 5th grader?" We all know the answer to question headlines and here's proof
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(NBC Washington)
 
 
 
A look at some redesigned airline cabins that you would never be able to afford a seat in
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(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
After much exploring, standalone Bronco Dealerships are in route. No word if they will be suburban or staffed by guys with names like Jimmy, Willy, or Ranger
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
The day after she turned forty, Carrie-Anne Moss was offered a film role portraying a grandmother
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Sun April 11, 2021
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Can you smell what the President is cooking?
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(Fox 5 Atlanta)
 
 
 
These kids invented a silent alarm to alert flight attendants that a victim of human trafficking is on the plane
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Sat April 10, 2021
(Fark)
 
 
 
Are you high as fark right now? Y/N
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Fri April 09, 2021
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Brrrrrrr
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
I have no idea what you're talking about, so here's Wil Wheaton singing the Dead Kennedy's song 'Police Truck'
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Yeah subby has no idea what it is, but it apparently likes to nom nom nom
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(ZDNet)
 
 
 
Terrible passwords we're using, because if you don't have a 64 character soliloquy you may as well leave your luggage wide ass open
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Sooooooo you're saying there's a chance?
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(Lifehacker)
 
 
 
Because they don't have enough ranch on their plate?
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(IGN)
 
 
 
Screenwriter of Batman v Superman wanted his name removed from Justice League after the studio rejected his idea that all the mothers of the characters be called Martha
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Thu April 08, 2021
(Engadget)
 
 
 
France tests out Boston Dynamics "Spot" robot in combat, immediately surrenders
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Gaston from Beauty and the Beast is Disney's best villain. Prove me wrong
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
Simon & Schuster to publish Mike Pence's autobiography. Got any ideas for a title? Let's hear them
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Wed April 07, 2021
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
"What do you do for a living?" "I'm a bridesmaid"
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(KIRO-7 Seattle)
 
 
 
Jeff Bezos supports Biden's proposed tax on corporations for infrastructure, possibly in the hopes of having nationwide bottle disposal locations for his drivers
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Second Amendment absolutists have zero arguments left against sensible gun control measures says *checks notes* The New York Post
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(Business Recorder)
 
 
 
Nothing like a BoJ to stimulate growth
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(Fark)
 
 
 
A Non-Fungible Token for this week's writer's thread can also be purchased for the low, low price of submitter's self-respect, or you can just click on this link. This is your Fark Writer's Thread, Non-Fungible edition
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(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
He inspired "2001", gave Lucas the idea of The Force and co-founded IMAX
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
Scorsese runs out of ideas, casts a couple of guitar pickers in upcoming "Killers of the Flower Moon" flick: Jason Isbell and Sturgill Simpson
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Scorched Cotton
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"My boyfriend admitted to me he doesn't like my children, and it's becoming an issue between us. Should I ask him to move in with me to see if that would make him realize my kids are great?"
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Garza selling NFT that does not have anything to do with ranch dressing or garish ties
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Garza selling NFT that does not have anything to do with ranch dressing or garish ties
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(BBC)
 
 
 
"With e-whoring... you're scamming people and you're actually looking to exploit people for your own financial gain"
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(Blog Toronto)
 
 
 
Someone's been leaving uplifting notes in random spots around Toronto that say things like, "It's okay to make mistakes," and "Don't be so hard on yourself. You are doing okay." Damn Canadians
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Tue April 06, 2021
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
After 208 weeks of nonstop infrastructure talk with President Trump, Congressional GOP has no idea what infrastructure is
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Science: Your favorite band, in fact, sucks ass
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
The idea of a personal carbon footprint was started by Big Oil to shift responsibility for fighting climate change from corporations to consumers
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(Futurism)
 
 
 
Neuralink Co-Founder Says We Have the Tech to Build an Actual Jurassic Park. That is one big pile of shiat
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(Sad and Useless)
 
 
 
ART - re-imaged to appeal to today's pop-culture aficionados - cuz nice things can be nicer
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(Bored Panda)
 
 
 
Photo booth doggos are what we all need
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
I have no idea what you're talking about, so here's an interspecies relationship between a dog and a brave chick on its snout
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Mon April 05, 2021
(Lincoln Journal Star)
 
 
 
How to turn your hobby into a career. Unfortunately, none of subby's hobbies translate well into a career. Well, not a LEGAL career, anyway
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Sun April 04, 2021
(The Hill)
 
 
 
White House says all bills should be bipartisan even if the GOP doesn't vote for them because some liked the ideas in the past ... or something
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Brits predict which current hot trends will be laughably embarrassing in 5 years. Subby had no idea that gray houses, pampas grass decorations, or cockapoos were hot trends in the UK
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Sat April 03, 2021
(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Sturgeon flounders again (possible nsfw content on page)
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Fri April 02, 2021
(The Drive)
 
 
 
"Big Red is an experimental gas turbine-powered super-truck for the 1970s." The 1966 future is now
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Today's Slatesplanation: How Marjorie Taylor Greene's workout video proves she's even dumber than we thought
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(Gamespot)
 
 
 
I have no idea what you're talking about, so here's a 6'9" Russian Olympian cosplaying an eastern European Amazon vampire
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Thu April 01, 2021
(Twitter)
 
 
 
I have no idea what I'm doing
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(The Takeout)
 
 
 
Challenge accepted
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(Merriam-Webster)
 
 
 
The Merriam-Webster word of the day for April 1 is 'wigged-out' as in: "I wanted to buy a new set of flowing gold locks, but sadly my haberdasher was wigged-out"
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
I have no idea what you're talking about, so here's Dalton the Dragon having storytime with some pups
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Wed March 31, 2021
(MSN)
 
 
 
Crazy idea, but hear me out: If you sell guns for a living, maybe don't engage in criminal activities that may prohibit you from owning them
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Do-gooders at Greenpeace now calling for an end to frequent flier miles, say the vast majority of flights are taken by elite business travelers who are incentivized to fly way too often
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Kevin McCarthy: Okay, the sedition, lying, treason, white supremacy, hanging with Jeff Epstein, and espionage on behalf of our enemies were bad...but child sex trafficking (if true) is where we'll draw the phoney-baloney line of morality
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
All of a sudden the NY Post is very concerned that a president is spending money. It's like there has been a change in administration or something
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(Chron)
 
 
 
Musk tweets intention to donate $$$ to schools and invest in 'Starbase' adjacent downtown Brownsville, TX to attract needed SpaceX staff. Locals complain about existing lack of affordable housing, and suggest this might be more of a Shelbyville idea
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
No matter how silly the idea of having a Queen seems to us, apparently she's the only one who can heal the Meghan/Harry "Crisis" (possible nsfw content on page)
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Tue March 30, 2021
(WFAA Fort Worth)
 
 
 
When you're looking for a new house in Texas, it's always a good idea to consider an umbrella policy. Specifically, a "Bash your competing bidders over the head with an umbrella" policy
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
If you're a mafia fugitive from the law hiding your face in your YouTube cooking video is a great idea however you should probably also hide your very distinctive tattoos
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Theology professor smites an Erick Erickson tweet about cancel culture with great vengeance and furious anger. Jules Winnfield impressed
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(PC Gamer)
 
 
 
Activision Blizzard Exec 1: Well, we made a ton of money, fired some people to make even more money, and gave them gift cards on the way out the door. But I'm not sure how we could possibly be any more evil. Activision Blizzard Exec 2: I have an idea
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(Fox Business)
 
 
 
Arizona Republicans, 2010: support and pass a law requiring people to show their ID if a cop thinks they're too brown. Madison Cawthorn, 2021: "We must make every effort to keep America from becoming a 'show your papers society'"
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Mon March 29, 2021
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Free stuff you can get with a vaccine card now includes weed, cheesecake and arcade tokens among other things. Oh and donuts for after the weed
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Once again, Fox News covers the hard-hitting questions asked of President Biden
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(The Diplomat)
 
 
 
For you history nerds out there, in the run up to WW2, the major militaries of the world pushed to create this new ship idea, the Aircraft Carrier. In other news, South Korea is looking to enter the market
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(IndieWire)
 
 
 
Nicholas Cage accuses Seth Rogan and James Franco of stealing his brilliant idea, also wearing his snakeskin jacket as a symbol of his individuality
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Sun March 28, 2021
(CNBC)
 
 
 
♫ Baby you can drive my car, as long as you pay the taxes, beep beep, beep beep, yeah ♫
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Sat March 27, 2021
(KULR 8 Billings)
 
 
 
Montana state legislature responds to idea of redesigning state flag by suggesting putting guns on it, says "Montana's pioneers, miners, soldiers, Native tribes, hunters, ranchers and more have been touched by 200 years of firearms diversity"
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Fri March 26, 2021
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Pro golfer Tommy Fleetwood, after errant shot: "Damn. That signpost embedded in the ground is right in my shot line." Fleetwood's caddy: "hold my beer"
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Pro golfer Tommy Fleetwood, after errant shot: "Damn. That signpost embedded in the ground is right in my shot line." Fleetwood's caddy: "hold my beer"
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(Star Trek)
 
 
 
In honor of what would have been Leonard Nimoy's 90th birthday, Boston's Museum of Science will add a Vulcan salute monument to their premises
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Nothing better illustrates how screwed up the American Dream is right now than how hard two of the richest men on the planet are fighting the idea of their workers getting together and collectively asking for better pay and working conditions
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Man realizes he's still stabbed a year after he was stabbed
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(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
It's starting to get a bit rusty in the Linux kernel
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Thu March 25, 2021
(6ABC Philadelphia)
 
 
 
On second thought a street mural in huge block letters the same color as the yellow and white lines was probably a bad idea
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
You think?
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(Cinema Blend)
 
 
 
So... who's up for a 4x3 black-and-white movie... in IMAX?
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Survey shows that women are very "pandemic-horny" right now and prefer "dad bods" over those men who are ripped and also that unicorn farts are the key to energy renewal
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Researchers create nose-only COVID mask to wear while eating
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Wed March 24, 2021
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Obvious tag explodes from obvious overdose of obviousness
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(MIT Technology Review)
 
 
 
By now, we were supposed to be living in a world where "the social prestige of the medical research worker exceeds that of any other research worker, entertainer, or sports hero," according to an article about the Polio vaccine 60 years ago
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Living or dead, who is on your 10-people-or-less ultimate dinner party guest list? Think of the mix of people, not just your fanship
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(NBC 15 Madison)
 
 
 
Donated all-terrain wheelchair allows paralyzed veteran to enjoy hunting in great outdoors. Climbing up into deer blinds still biatch though
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Tue March 23, 2021
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Pretty sure this is the subject of a few dystopian movies, and most certainly a bad idea
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(Washingtonian)
 
 
 
2015: Netflix and chill. 2021: Twitter and cajun fries
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Men say sex was better during the COVID-19 pandemic. When asked whether they thought their wives were satisfied, a tiny part of them said no
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(Fark)
 
 
 
What if the NFL (or all pro sports) made a rule that players could only play a maximum of 4 years per team before being 'term-limited' and needed to be traded? Good idea/bad idea?
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Where'd this dark energy idea come from, anyway?
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(Daily Star)
 
 
 
I have no idea what you're talking about, so here's a man who was born with no collarbones that has the insane ability of being able to 'shoulder clap' (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
After realizing the Snyder Cut made things worse, Warner Bros. has no intention of releasing the "Ayer Cut" of Career Suicide Squad
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(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
Butt stuff, obviously
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Mon March 22, 2021
(New York Magazine)
 
 
 
Why trying to simplify a mass shooter's motivation is a bad idea
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(WWE)
 
 
 
Now that Retribution seemingly has broken up, will someone step up to LEEd the midcard? Who will Riddle offer a bad business idea to this week? Is anyone ready for Asuk...Forget that nonsense, here comes Rhea Ripley WWE RAW starts at 8 PM ET on USA
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(Engadget)
 
 
 
Justice League: The Snyder Cut: The Snyderer Cut
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
The dumbest US Senator refuses to rest in his quest to ensure that all Americans know that he is indeed the dumbest Senator. Take it away Ron
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
You had me at toilet-invading iguanas
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(Electrek)
 
 
 
"What could be a worse idea than flying around corners at high speeds on an unstable tricycle with intentionally low traction wheels? Doing it with a small child tied down next to you"
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Senator Ron "I have no idea" Johnson: Greenland is called Greenland because it used to be green. CzechMex Libs
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Sat March 20, 2021
(Fox 5 San Diego)
 
 
 
Father of the year has an idea: Let's grab my toddler, ignore two fences and take some really cool pictures inside the elephant enclosure. What's the worst that could happen?
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Fri March 19, 2021
(Science Magazine)
 
 
 
If you're quick, you could change your name to Camille Nous and instantly become a famous researcher
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(NPR)
 
 
 
STEM contest winner proves the only way subby can get a date is using an online service with an infinite number of subscribers
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Singer who compared Cardi B to Hitler now says he "did not compare Cardi B to Hitler"
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Would you book a room at the Hyatt Regency in low earth orbit?
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
$$$*Fart*
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
$$$*Fart*
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
The real reason McConnell is terrified of losing the filibuster? GOP legislation would be easier for Democrats to reverse because it tends to be simple, unpopular, and non-structural
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Thu March 18, 2021
(gCaptain)
 
 
 
Go home, ship, you don't belong in the mountains. Norway: hold my lutefisk
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(Lost Coast Outpost)
 
 
 
If you're hauling a half a ton of weed across the country, it's probably a good idea to obey traffic laws
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Free of interference, the Forest Service decides burning down the forest around Mt Rushmore during a drought is still a bad idea. Wait, that's Kristi Noem's music
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(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
Want to make people wear facemasks in your restaurant? Easy: charge them $50 if they don't. Difficulty: Texas
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(Slash Gear)
 
 
 
Nissan reuses secondhand batteries from its electric cars to power robotic vehicles inside its factories, helping produce more of said cars. It's the circle of Leaf
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(Japan Times)
 
 
 
Tokyo Olympics opening ceremony committee head resigns over fat-shaming suggestion that popular plus-sized female comic be included in ceremony as "Olympig". His excuse: "I tend to joke often"
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(UPI)
 
 
 
Georgia man has final paycheck delivered to him by ex-employer. In the middle of the night. Entirely paid out in oil-covered pennies
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(Some Parent)
 
 
 
In the West, they have snowflakes. In the East, they have strawberries. Here are five signs you as a parent are contributing to Generation Strawberry
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(The Verge)
 
 
 
Catch the Russo Bros' latest 3 minute short clip here
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Wed March 17, 2021
(NPR)
 
 
 
Texas man arrested with guns and ammo outside the VP residence
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(Food 52)
 
 
 
"The Definitive Guide to Owning a Clawfoot Bathtub". What does this have to do with food? I don't know, and neither does Food52
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(Fox9 Minneapolis)
 
 
 
The "Fap Tap" is here to serve all your needs
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(The Wrap)
 
 
 
Meghan McCain blames VP Harris for Republican vaccine hesitancy because she had concerns that Trump may have forced the vaccine out before it was ready for political reasons, and Republicans hang on Kamala's every word
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(ABL13 Houston)
 
 
 
Are you sure it's a good idea to store large quantities of fireworks in our house?
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Tue March 16, 2021
(Live Science)
 
 
 
Superbug decides to take vacation from hospital on news that coronavirus has all shifts covered
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(Lifehacker)
 
 
 
Your treadmill and/or Bowflex could also probably use some love too
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
McConnell makes a very compelling case to end the filibuster: You think life sucks now, wait until I personally shut all this shiat down because we hate America
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(Fox 43 Pennsylvania)
 
 
 
Are people with Type O blood less susceptible to COVID-19?
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(Some Nola Farker)
 
 
 
No idea of what category this falls under. Thoughts on a Farker and personal friend who left us one year ago this week. DIT, link to the National Suicide Prevention Hotline to the left
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Mon March 15, 2021
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
"Donald Trump is fading away, getting smaller and smaller, quieter and quieter. Before long he'll be not a kingmaker but a sad old man, begging for attention few want to give him"
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
I'll tell your mama, I'll tell your friends, I'll tell anyone whose heart can comprehend. Send it in a letter, baby, tell you on the phone, I'm not the kinda girl who misses the MSNBC disscusion thread at 7:00pm EDT
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(KXLY Spokane)
 
 
 
Trying to make up for how pandemic ruined last year's holiday, local restaurants are starting St. Patrick's Day celebrations early, making it a St. Patty's Week
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(CBC)
 
 
 
News: Dodge Ram chases cyclist on road. Fark: Ram chases cyclist on road
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(Live Science)
 
 
 
Earth has a hidden layer inside its solid inner core and scientists have no idea what it is. Subby is pretty sure this is where the worm people thrive
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Do you remember that old arcade boxing video game where every time you threw a gut punch, the machine would yell BODY BLOW over and over? Well, that's what Biden's been doing to the GOP since taking office, and it's spectacular
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Dear Miss Manners: I was eating at a buffet and someone told a funny joke, which caused me to spray red wine on the food. People who eat at buffets deserve this, right?
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Subby has no idea what you're talking about, so here's a video of (something that's not) an otter on a trampoline
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Sun March 14, 2021
(The Register)
 
 
 
Want to catch people who pad their resume? Just create a fake programming language and see who has it as a skill
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Worst idea ever? Worst idea ever
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Sat March 13, 2021
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Woman sues Apple for stealing her idea for: A) camera lens design, B) Touch ID, or C) emojis with different skin colors
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(Metro)
 
 
 
There's service, and there's delivering a 99-pack of beer to your door
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Congress wants to add unlimited pork back into the sausage making process. But since it's a Democrat idea, Republicans are caught between their knee-jerk "Dems all bad" thought process and a desire for that sweet, delicious pork
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Fri March 12, 2021
(Gothamist)
 
 
 
New Jersey Democratic bosses adjust their pinky rings, tell their new progressive neighbors that's a nice movement they've got and it would be a shame if anything happened to it
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(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
The American Dream is dead. Not even The Simpsons can do it
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Reopening schools was a GREAT IDEA
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(Consequence of Sound)
 
 
 
Netflix is testing a new feature to drive subscribers away
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Thu March 11, 2021
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Senator John Cornyn laments the very idea that a government official would use Twitter to launch attacks on political enemies
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(Vox)
 
 
 
Scientists now trying to figure out the mystery of smell so that they can make robot noses that will smell your butt for diseases
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(Lifehacker)
 
 
 
It's OK to relieve stress by playing with toys. Well not that one, so often
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Joe Manchin wants bipartisanship. Also to be a Republican
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Wed March 10, 2021
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Keef to outlive his newest namesake
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(KIRO-7 Seattle)
 
 
 
If someone asks you if you're a god, you say yes. But don't try to prove it by driving 100 mph while wrecked out of your mind
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
"When your favorite Mexican restaurant is struggling to stay alive, what else would you do but sit in a pool of bean dip outside for 24 hours"
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Key holdouts of the Democratic Party now rapidly evolving on the Senate filibuster issue
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(Unilad)
 
 
 
If you feed enough green to traders who bet that Gamestonk would never break $250, at least some will pass through to the Business tab. Difficulty: green crayons
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(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
"Certified Pre-owned Harley-Davidson." How do you do, fellow kids?
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(MovieWeb)
 
 
 
Caught in the fallout of the Pepe le Pew scandal, Miss Piggy faces accusations of domestic violence
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Tue March 09, 2021
(The Verge)
 
 
 
In case you just awoke from a coma, The Verge has a helpful article on how to create a pdf
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Well, lessee here, a Democrat is president so we should be expecting ...*checks watch* Yep. Right on time: "GOP lawmaker renews push for balanced budget amendment"
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(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Happy Rudy Gobert Day He farked things up for all of us
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(Golf.com)
 
 
 
Should I play a yellow golf ball?
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Mon March 08, 2021
(Patch)
 
 
 
Best driver's license picture EVER
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(MLive.com)
 
 
 
As it turns out, it's a pretty good idea to bring a knife to a frying pan fight
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(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
Lovecraft Country facing backlash for forcing actors to wear blackface
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(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
Lovecraft Country facing backlash for forcing actors to wear blackface
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(SlashFilm)
 
 
 
The Falcon and the Winter Soldier - Zemo's back. Will he be drinking a Zima while riding a zebra?
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Sun March 07, 2021
(AP News)
 
 
 
It's not quite MechaGodzilla vs Mothra, but it's as close as we're going to get at least for the near future
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(Ultimate Classic Rock)
 
 
 
Not sure if you noticed, but Hollywood has been out of ideas for awhile now
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Fri March 05, 2021
(IFL Science)
 
 
 
Twilight Sleep used to be what I felt about certain films but now I have new nightmare fuel to counteract that
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(Digital Spy)
 
 
 
JJ Abrams insists he's making another Star Trek: LENSFLARE movie
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
With covid changing the world, airlines are changing destinations. Fortunately, not landings
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Thu March 04, 2021
(Science Alert)
 
 
 
Good news, everybody. Engineers have designed the first warp drive. Now all we need is a planet-sized energy source to power it and we're off to the races
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(Golf Digest)
 
 
 
I design your granddad's clothes; he looks incredible
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
On second thought, perhaps having 'Pretend Like You're A Slave' day at school wasn't such a good idea after all
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Wed March 03, 2021
(Medical Xpress)
 
 
 
Pre-clinical trials show promise for a non-hormonal male contraceptive. Now we just need positive human trials, and a marketing campaign selling it as a hair restoring penile enhancement product
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(Beyond the Flag)
 
 
 
Just weeks after the Beef. It's What's for Dinner. 300 at Daytona, NASCAR is set to run the Call 811 Before You Dig 200 at Phoenix
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Cast of pro-life film Roe v. Wade complain that filmmakers won't live up to the full terms of their contracts
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(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
You got jet-ski in my scooter. Yeah? Well you got scooter in my jet-ski AND THEY'RE BOTH AWESOME
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(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
Naked Chef Jamie Oliver horrifies his fans by putting something worse than pineapple on a pizza: grapes
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Subby found himself dreaming he was in Big Trouble in Little China last night. Hasn't seen or thought about the movie in ages and has no idea why
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
There probably won't be a post-covid wave of foreclosures. "Probably"
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(Politicus USA)
 
 
 
MSNBC trounces Fox News in the ratings war
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
How do you deal with regret?
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Tue March 02, 2021
(Alternative Press)
 
 
 
So apparently there's a reason the Joker looks so serious again
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(CNN)
 
 
 
The story of Life, as told, on video, by 320,000 people
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(NBC4i)
 
 
 
Much wow, very vroom: Dogecoin to sponsor NASCAR driver in upcoming race
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(The Drive)
 
 
 
Two tires, one wheel. It was the '80s, when white lines meant anything and everything
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(9 to 5 Mac)
 
 
 
NOT NEWS: People sometimes forget to pay a credit card balance. NEWS: There are consequences. SCARY: Apple locks out your iCloud account as hostage until you pay your Apple Card balance
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(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
If it's got Carrie Brownstein it's worth a spin
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(EurekAlert)
 
 
 
Schrödinger's Mad Men
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Andrew Cuomo hires Harvey Weinstein/Woody Allen defense attorney. The Onion is out of ideas
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Mon March 01, 2021
(USA Today)
 
 
 
And here comes the first bankruptcy thanks to jacked up ERCOT utility rates. FARK: it's the oldest and largest electricity cooperative in Texas
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(Arc Digital Media)
 
 
 
State governments swing into action to prevent "divisive speech". No, not insurrection talk, that's just horseplay. More threatening stuff like race, privilege, oppression, and social justice
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(Men's Health)
 
 
 
This will start a fad and what could go wrong
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(The Gazette)
 
 
 
Iowa is in need of a new slogan to greet visitors. Surely we can develop an appropriate suggestion
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(The Gazette)
 
 
 
Iowa is in need of a new slogan to greet visitors. Surely we can develop an appropriate suggestion
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
What would your life be now if you had taken the path you didn't take, like that guy in the Walt Whitman poem? Or wait, was it Abraham Lincoln? One of them
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"My mother made a deathbed confession she had never revealed to anyone else: She and my father hadn't had sex in over 50 years after a surgery left my dad impotent. I'm still processing this and wonder if I should tell my brother"
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Sun February 28, 2021
(Politico)
 
 
 
Apparently at one time, the GOP had an 'idea factory' that didn't revolve around one infantile demagogue
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(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
Did someone say Monorail?
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
That's no tornado
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(The Takeout)
 
 
 
Leinenkugel's builds Summer Shandy Ice Shanty after seeing customers constantly misspell name of its flagship beverage. Sing a sea shanty for marketer who came up with this concept
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Sat February 27, 2021
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
To the left: Why "Democrat party" is so popular with conservatives. To the right: Suggestions for a similar name for the GOP
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Fri February 26, 2021
(Laughing Squid)
 
 
 
New York steakhouse borrows wax figures from Madame Tussauds, so you can have Audrey Hepburn take a seat at your socially distanced table. She's way over-dressed for a steakhouse, of course
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(Science Magazine)
 
 
 
Male lyrebirds really do fake it
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(CNN)
 
 
 
We interrupt your Fark doomscrolling to bring you this article on how to overcome a doomscrolling addiction
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(Fox Business)
 
 
 
Proposed California law would fine department stores $1,000 for separating toys by gender. Who knew toys had genders?
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(Patheos)
 
 
 
Texas Bishop: Is your life falling apart? Are you having a bad day? Blame atheists
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(Axios)
 
 
 
Employers debate making Covid-19 vaccines mandatory
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
A-Well-a everybody's heard about the bird A-Well-a everybody's heard about the bird Bird bird bird, b-bird's the word. A-Well-a everybody's heard about the bird
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Gaga's dog walker shooting and pupnapping security camera footage released. Bois still missing
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Thu February 25, 2021
(CBC)
 
 
 
Do not lick the stamps that come from this truck
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(Vox)
 
 
 
Jack thinks you'll pay to follow certain twits
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(Engadget)
 
 
 
See Apple, this is how you make a consumer friendly piece of hardware. You make the entire thing upgradable and even include the screwdriver needed to take it apart
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
The idea of marginal gains: make a 1% improvement in a range of things and all of a sudden you're a champion
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(Famadillo)
 
 
 
I Hate the Robots in Supermarkets
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(ABC7 Los Angeles)
 
 
 
One of math teacher Jaime Escalante's East LA students from "Stand And Deliver" was on the NASA Perseverance mission, which explains why the lander had a low rider style chromed chain steering wheel
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Hollywood is Out of Ideas: TV shows based on Love Story, Fatal Attraction, The Parallax View, The Italian Job, and Flashdance edition
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Study shows 38% of Americans would give up sex for a year to be able to travel again. In other news, only 62% of Americans are currently having sex of any kind
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(New Delhi TV)
 
 
 
It's nice to read this ("World is ending") and realize other countries are just as stupid and inane on Twitter as your own
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Wed February 24, 2021
(Laughing Squid)
 
 
 
A food truck just for dogs? Woof woof
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(NPR)
 
 
 
People's Front of Gilead, calls out Gilead People's Front, the Gideadean Popular People's Front, and the Popular Front. SPLITTERS
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(CBC)
 
Video
 
What are you doing? "Taking a ride with my Chicken"
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(CBC)
 
Video
 
What are you doing? "Taking a ride with my Chicken"
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(Daily Boulder)
 
 
 
Rand Paul has a weird way of caring for black teens
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(Futurism)
 
 
 
Physicist says simulation theory is really just religion by a different name, no matter how many big names support it. Looking at you, Neil
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