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Mon July 04, 2022
(CNN)
 
 
 
Russian Hockey player nabbed after avoiding draft notice..Will get 2 minutes in the box, feel shame
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Sat July 02, 2022
(Wikipedia)
 
 
 
We are officially halfway through the year with July 2. Will you half-ass things today?
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Fri July 01, 2022
(Denver Channel)
 
 
 
He spelled "TOO MUCH MAN" wrong
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Wed June 29, 2022
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Been wanting a vintage NHL jersey of yesteryear or a retired star's one? Mitchell and Ness may soon have your answer as they ink a deal with the NHL and its players' association
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(Edmonton Journal)
 
 
 
Edmonton sports writer trolls the NSA by triggering their algorithms all day
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Sun June 26, 2022
(WOODTV Grand Rapids)
 
 
 
The man in the mask is back
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Thu June 23, 2022
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Too much man
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Mon June 20, 2022
(NHL)
 
 
 
Johnny Sex Cup Game 3: The Spring Breakening. Will home ice let the Bolts scratch out a win or will the Avs hang 10 on them? Will Darcy be able to maintain his Lightning focus or will Lydia & Wickham stir up more drama with their BS? Game on @ 8pm ET
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Sat June 18, 2022
(NHL)
 
 
 
Darcy has returned from Pemberly, but is his mind still on Elizabeth Bennet? Will Wednesday's loss just be Tampa's usual Game 1 slump for these playoffs or something more? Can Game 2 match Game 1's thrills? The Johnny Sex Cup Finals return @ 8pm ET
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Sat June 11, 2022
(NHL)
 
 
 
Johnny Sex Cup ECF Game 6. The Rags face elimination and Subby isn't going to pretend to be neutral. Go Margot's boys, tie up the series, we want maximum Johnny Sex Cup. Go Game 7, goonjuice, & bonus hockey. Pucks @ 8pm ET, day drinking much earlier
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(TSN)
 
 
 
2 great games in the books, 2 to play tonight. Riders/TiCats, Lions/Elks. CFL opening week action starting at 7pm est on TSN and ESPN+
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Fri June 10, 2022
(ESPN)
 
 
 
This Rangers fan is
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
The stories behind the goal songs for the Avalanche, Lightning, Rangers, and *whoops* the Oilers were swept so quickly they aren't even included in the article
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Tue June 07, 2022
(NHL)
 
 
 
Multiple lead changes, buckets of goals, OT; last night's Johnny Sex Cup game was great. Hopefully the Bolts & Rags can produce a tumultuous & terrific Tuesday as a decent followup. Tampa tries to tie it & NY seeks a stranglehold. Game on @ 8pm ET
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Mon June 06, 2022
(NHL)
 
 
 
Johnny McSex Cup gets the brooms prepared as the Avs go for the sweep against the Oilers. Can McJesus resurrect Edmonton's fortunes, if only for 1 game? Will matters at Pemberley prevent Darcy from taking the net for Colorado? Game on @ 8pm ET
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Sun June 05, 2022
(NHL)
 
 
 
Johnny Sex Cup ECF Game 3. The Bolts try to wrench themselves free & not go down 0-3 to Margot's boys while the Rags hope to throw salt water on those plans. The NHL is making us get up early, so pour some champagne & get in the tub. Game on @ 3pm ET
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Sat June 04, 2022
(NHL)
 
 
 
McJohnny McSex McCup McGame 3. The Oilers really hope the "a series doesn't start until the home team loses" cliche is true. Will Darcy return from tracking down that notorious rake George Wickham in London in time for puck drop? Game on @ 8pm ET
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Wed June 01, 2022
(NHL)
 
 
 
It's the East Coast v. the Gulf Coast in the Johnny Sex Cup Eastern Conference Finals. Will Margot's boys be the wolves of Wall Street or are they in for some shock treatment from the Lightning? Game on @ 8pm ET, goonjuice on considerably earlier
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Mon May 30, 2022
(NHL)
 
 
 
The good news for the Rangers in Game 6: Carolina has not won a road game in the 2022 Johnny Sex Cup playoffs. The bad news for the Rangers in Game 7: Carolina has not lost a home game in the 2022 Johnny Sex Cup playoffs. The Round 2 finale @ 8pm ET
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Sat May 28, 2022
(NHL)
 
 
 
We were cruelly denied Johnny Sex Cup bonus hockey and maybe Game 7 with 6 seconds left last night, can Margot's boys rise to the occasion? Or will the Jerks break their win at home/lose on the road pattern and end the series tonight? Pucks @ 8pm ET
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Fri May 27, 2022
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Oil extinguishes Flames
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Mon May 23, 2022
(ESPN)
 
 
 
In hockey, charging the goalie is frowned upon and will get you thrown out of the game. Everybody knows the rest of the team is supposed to pick up his tab
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Sat May 21, 2022
(NHL)
 
 
 
The Johnny Sex Cup playoffs grant us only 1 game today. The Blues/Nordiques series is tied at a game apiece. Will Binnington channel playoffs Carey Price or will McKinnon yuck things up? Pucks @ 8pm ET. Prepare your goonjuice & ferme la bouche, Bucci
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Thu May 19, 2022
(Sportsnet)
 
 
 
Battle for Alberta scores foinfteen goals
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Sat May 14, 2022
(NHL)
 
 
 
Goalie goal. Difficulty: playoffs
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Wed May 11, 2022
(NHL)
 
 
 
Only three games tonight, the culling has begun. Potential elimination NYR/PIT kicks off at 7pm ET. The two best of three series games are at 7:30 & 9:30. Short headline submission because I need to get to bed after the OT game out west
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Happy trails to Patrick Marleau, who hangs up his skates having played a record 1,779 games in 23 NHL seasons
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Sun May 08, 2022
(CBS Sports)
 
 
 
Russell Wilson 2022 MVP
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Wed May 04, 2022
(NHL)
 
 
 
Will Canes, Blues or Leafs continue to score like a wayward Jedi at the Palace on Naboo? Can the Kings score a 2nd road win like the Rebels blow up Deathstars? Johnny Sex Wars Episode II pt I. 1st puck @7:00PM ET. May the 4th.. goal be with your team
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Tue May 03, 2022
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Brittney Griner's status reclassified to "wrongfully detained"
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Mon May 02, 2022
(ESPN)
 
 
 
The Stanley Cup Playoffs begin on Monday and the series are Bruins-Hurricanes (7:00 PM ET on ESPN), Lightning-Leafs (7:30 PM on ESPN2), Blues-Wild (9:30 PM on ESPN), and Kings-Oilers (10:00 PM on ESPN2). Let's get ready to rumble
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Sat April 30, 2022
(NHL)
 
 
 
It's NHL Playoff time for the hockey fans starting Monday and that means its also Bracket Challenge™ time. As always short window to sign up - ends before 1st pucks Monday, so get on it hockey fans and LETS DO THAT BRACKET CHALLENGE
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Fri April 29, 2022
(NHL)
 
 
 
It's the last day of the 2021-22 NHL regular season for everyone except the Jets & Kraken. 15 games, everyone except those 2 are playing today. Will Boston pass Tampa at the wire for the right to eliminate Toronto in the 1st round? Puck drop @ 7pm ET
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Wed April 27, 2022
(NHL)
 
 
 
Last Wednesday thread of this regular season. A Vegas loss in Chicago or Dallas taking 1 point against Arizona eliminates Vegas from the playoff hunt & clinches the last wild card for Dallas. Several other games will also be played. Pucks @ 7:30pm ET
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(NPR)
 
 
 
International Ice Hockey Federation Council to Russia: *yoink*
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(Oddity Central)
 
 
 
'Ice Wars', the new contact sport that gives you the most exciting part of hockey: the battles ...without the hockey
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Tue April 26, 2022
(NHL)
 
 
 
Big wild card implications on Tuesday night hockey with Golden Knights/Stars, will Dallas end Vegas's playoff hopes? Will Rags & Jerks battling for top spot in the Metro give us a great game? Will Wings/Leafs be another circus? Game on @ 7pm ET. FLBB
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Mon April 25, 2022
(Russian Machine Never Breaks)
 
 
 
Russian Machine *almost* Never Breaks
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Sun April 24, 2022
(NHL)
 
 
 
It's the last week of the regular season, so MOAR THREADS. We've got two fierce rivalry games in the Battle of Pennsylvania & Bruins/Habs, which are kind of unequal matchups this season. And Vegas tries to stay in the Wild Card hunt. Game on @ 1pm ET
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Sat April 23, 2022
(NHL)
 
 
 
Final hockey Saturday of the 2021-22 NHL regular season. Jerks & Rags are tied atop the Metro & are both in action. Bruins look to close the 3pt gap & do better than a wild card. Dallas only has the last Western wild card by 2 pts. We go @ 12:30pm ET
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Sat April 16, 2022
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Bad referee
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(NHL)
 
 
 
2 weeks left in the NHL regular season, every team has under 10 games left. Today we've got the Battle of Ontario, a potential Johnny Sex Cup Finals preview in Avs/Jerks, & Vegas flailing at a playoff spot. Pucks @ 12:30pm ET. Ferme la bouche, Bucci
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Thu April 14, 2022
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Minnesota Wild player fined for giving Evander Kane the finger. Hockey fans find his Venmo and donate to cover the fine. Fark: Kane's ex-wife donates $200
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Sat April 09, 2022
(Fark)
 
 
 
Post some random piece of art or photograph you like
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(NHL)
 
 
 
Welcome to Hockey Saturday, the NHL regular season ends in 3 weeks. Will Matthews score 60 against the Habs? Will Crosby humiliate Ovie? Will the Panths perforate the Perds? Will the Flames set Seattle ablaze? Game on @ 2pm ET. Ferme la bouche, Bucci
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Fri April 08, 2022
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Auston Matthews broke the Toronto Maple Leafs' single-season goal-scoring record. He also set the record for most goals by a U.S.-born player in a season
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Wed April 06, 2022
(NHL)
 
 
 
{Charlie looks at Emilio}Wednesday night hockey thread? {Emilio looks at Charlie, nods} Wednesday night hockey thread. {clap, clap, clap} Five games tonight starting at 7:30pm ET. A couple with playoff implications. A couple with teams ready to golf
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Tue April 05, 2022
(Fark)
 
 
 
The Tuesday Night Science Channel Discussion Thread, 9PM Eastern
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Sun April 03, 2022
(NHL)
 
 
 
Philadelphia Flyers game more notable for who isn't on the ice
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Wed March 30, 2022
(NHL)
 
 
 
Welcome to weird & wonderful Wednesday night hockey. Will the Jets fly high over Buffalo? Will the Wings manage to lose by only single digits? Will Edmonton or L.A. prevail in the Battle of the Oil Rich Cities? Can Vegas do anything? Game on @ 7pm ET
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Sat March 26, 2022
(NHL)
 
 
 
Get your beach balls, it's Fleury's 1st start for the Wild. The Habs can't make the playoffs & Toronto leads them by 41 points, how will the Leafs embarrass themselves? Will the Flames distill the Oil into something useful? Puck drops @ 12:30pm ET
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Mon March 21, 2022
(Arizona Sports)
 
 
 
Phoenix Coyotes acquire McBain. That's the joke
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
The Ohio State University caps off The Womens Frozen Four with a ship
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Sun March 20, 2022
(Bemidji Pioneer)
 
 
 
Know what's better than scoring an overtime goal in the conference championship? Doing it twice
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Sat March 19, 2022
(NHL)
 
 
 
Blackhawks go Wild and the Stars fall on Long Island to get the puck moving on this Saturday Hockey thread, 11 games all in. First pucks at 2:00PM ET Let's do that Goon Juice
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Wed March 16, 2022
(NHL)
 
 
 
Wednesday night hockey brings us another edition of Red vs. Blue with Columbus/Ottawa. Will the Bruins go Wild and will Seattle be struck by a Bolt from the blue? Something, something, Red vs. Red, something. Devils/Flames. Game on @ 7:30pm ET
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Sun March 13, 2022
(Dull Men's Club)
 
 
 
Take your hands off your ears so you can hear this: earmuffs were patented 145 years ago today
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(NHL)
 
 
 
10 hockey games for your Sunday's laying on the couch viewing pleasure. 1st one at 1pm ET, Toronto & Buffalo in an outdoor game at 4pm, & the rest scattered around the evening. Come on down. Bring the kids. We got entertainment for the whole family
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Fri March 11, 2022
(Hockey Fights)
 
 
 
On this day in 1979, LA Kings' Marcel Dionne scored his 50th goal of the season against the Flyers. Also, Randy Holt set the record for the most penalty minutes in a game, with 67
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