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Thu August 13, 2020
(TMZ)
 
 
 
RZA releases new ice cream truck jingle to replace the racist "Turkey in the Straw." Wu-Tang is for the children
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(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
Good Humor turns to the one man who could diversify their ice cream jingle
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(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
Good Humor turns to the one man who could diversify their ice cream jingle
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Tue August 11, 2020
(Slate)
 
 
 
"My son's friend and family fed my son Indian food without asking me first. Am I right to be outraged?"
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Mon August 10, 2020
(KSBY San Luis Obispo)
 
 
 
Rolld ice cream shop gets, well, rolled. Oh the irony
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Sat August 08, 2020
(The Root)
 
 
 
After killing a man for being in his apartment, a former police officer wants 10-year sentence overturned because the building was confusing and it's self defense to shoot a stranger in a home you think is yours
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Fri August 07, 2020
(Fark)
 
 
 
Apparently, Walmart is now use their parking lots as drive-in movie theaters. What would be your People of Walmart themed double feature? Are you a block of government cheese or turkey leg snacker? Would you dress up, or show up in pajamas?
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
During the Black Death years, Italian wineries invented an early version of the drive thru window. And now it's coming back
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(CNN)
 
 
 
New Yawk approves of liquor in the ice cream...or, ice cream with like, booze...approves, I mean, getting wasted. Like, man, oh I love you man. I love New York. I love ever body. Durnk
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Thu August 06, 2020
(NPR)
 
 
 
Federal judge questions doctrine of "qualified Immunity"
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Wed August 05, 2020
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Andrew Cuomo just assured his re-election for as long as he wants it
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Tue August 04, 2020
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Ten Americans share their stories of trying to rebuild their lives after Coronavirus turned their lives upside down
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Mon August 03, 2020
(Slate)
 
 
 
"How can we tell our friends to leave their dickhead child at home when we invite them over to hang out?"
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Sun August 02, 2020
(Wikipedia)
 
 
 
It's National Ice Cream Sandwich Day, so while the link goes to the greatest ever made, what's your favorite?
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(Wikipedia)
 
 
 
It's National Ice Cream Sandwich Day, so while the link goes to the greatest ever made, what's your favorite?
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Some silly English woman thinks she is cleverer than the rest of us because she stores her ice cream upside down
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Fri July 31, 2020
(Bon Appetit)
 
 
 
Ribs feed the soul
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Thu July 30, 2020
(CNBC)
 
 
 
With revenue dropping 20%, Dunkin Brands isn't looking too krispy at the moment
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Wed July 29, 2020
(Bon Appetit)
 
 
 
Salted PB&J ice cream pie. Choose your own dessert wine
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Mon July 27, 2020
(MetroWest Daily News)
 
 
 
Teenagers won't take your ice cream order until you comply with their state's laws and regulations? That's definitely a violation of your constitutional rights and you should curse them out until they call the cops
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(WREX Rockford)
 
 
 
I scream you scream we all scream you stink
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(WOODTV Grand Rapids)
 
 
 
Ice cream shop owner has had it with customers yelling at her teenage staff over mask requirements. "Just yesterday 4 different sets of people yelled at our workers and one got so unruly we had to call the police"
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Fri July 24, 2020
(Serious Eats)
 
 
 
Ahh, but the strawberries that's... that's where I had them. They laughed at me and made jokes but I proved beyond the shadow of a doubt and with... geometric logic... that these 19 recipes DO exist
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(Serious Eats)
 
 
 
Ahh, but the strawberries that's... that's where I had them. They laughed at me and made jokes but I proved beyond the shadow of a doubt and with... geometric logic... that these 19 recipes DO exist
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Thu July 23, 2020
(OK Whatever)
 
 
 
It's not just brain freeze that you have to worry about with popsicles
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Will teachers and students be sacrificed on the altar of commerce? Will Gov. Ice Cream stand up to the silent "majority" and do what's right? Live Arizona press briefing at 6pm EDT. Come for the bad Midwestern accent, stay for the monsoon action
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Reports show Ice cream sales surging, personal hygiene sales plummeting during lockdown, either due to relaxed social requirements or people shampooing with Häagen-Dazs
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Wed July 22, 2020
(Radio.com)
 
 
 
Ben & Jerry's new edible cookie dough recipe is perfect for people who never grew up with a mom who let them lick the beaters
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Mon July 20, 2020
(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
"Out of nowhere, these big hairy bros started p*ssing on his face, like dogs fighting over a fire hydrant. I'd never seen anything like it.... But I still had a lot to learn about diving and manhood. I was like, Okay, I guess we're doing this"
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(Orlando Sentinel)
 
 
 
911 What is your emergency? Ice cream, ice cream everywhere
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Sun July 19, 2020
(CNN)
 
 
 
Finally, a holiday we can all get behind: it's National Ice Cream Day
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Finally, a holiday we can all get behind: it's National Ice Cream Day
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Sat July 18, 2020
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
In this corner: frozen custard. In the opposing corner: ice cream. FIGHT
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
In this corner: frozen custard. In the opposing corner: ice cream. FIGHT
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Thu July 16, 2020
(Food and Wine)
 
 
 
This Sunday, July 19, is National Ice Cream Day. Here's the scoop on all the freebies and/or deals
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Mon July 13, 2020
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Cheesemaking and taxidermy: both fascinating learned skills and artforms, hardly interchangeable
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Fri July 10, 2020
(KJZZ Tempe)
 
 
 
Just like Cold Stone ice cream in the middle of July, Arizona Governor Doug Ducey's approval is melting away
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Thu July 09, 2020
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Governor Ice Cream (R-AZ) about to give presser on rising COVID numbers in Arizona. We're number 1 IN THE WORLD. Come for the horrible Midwestern accent, stay for the spin. BONUS: Bingo card included at no charge
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(Bangor Daily News)
 
 
 
The snozzberries taste like snozzberries, and the haskap berries taste like haskap berries. We are the beer makers. We are the dreamers of dreams
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Wed July 08, 2020
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Subby, after finding out there's ice cream
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(The Takeout)
 
 
 
You only need two ingredients to make homemade Magic Shell. Three more if you include the bowl, spoon, and ice cream, but Farkers are a prepared bunch
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(MSN)
 
 
 
An answer to today's burning question: What makes heavy cream, whipping cream, light cream, and half-and-half all unique, and can you substitute one for another?
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Sun July 05, 2020
(Some Shirt Guy)
 
 
 
Actual funny t-shirts, if only for the timing. Bonus, not a slideshow
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Thu July 02, 2020
(Kent Online)
 
 
 
Mother complains to manufacturer after blue-coloured ice pop inexplicably turn her son's tongue & hands blue. It's almost as if the two were connected somehow
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(Kent Online)
 
 
 
Mother complains to manufacturer after blue-coloured ice pop inexplicably turn her son's tongue & hands blue. It's almost as if the two were connected somehow
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Wed July 01, 2020
(SoraNews24)
 
 
 
Found in a Japanese vending machine (natch): mayo soda. "It had a gentle, creamy, custard-like flavour which, when she thought about it, could taste like mayonnaise with a little imagination"
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Mon June 29, 2020
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
These are the Pros and Cons of pea-eating
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
If you literally like to pig out on ice cream today is your lucky day
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
If you literally like to pig out on ice cream today is your lucky day
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Fri June 26, 2020
(NPR)
 
 
 
Hey, since we're on this Navy vessel and the world is on fire, how about we just not head into port? Fark: going on 23 weeks now
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Thu June 25, 2020
(Metro)
 
 
 
Toddler can't wait to get back to the pub, enjoying ice cream and chocolate cake and socializing with the regulars while "mummy has her wine." No, he isn't Irish or a Wisconsinite
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(The Takeout)
 
 
 
Doggo ice cream - for all of our very good bois
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Tue June 23, 2020
(Lifehacker)
 
 
 
Cheese bowls to hold your snacks? Sounds superb
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Mon June 22, 2020
(KIRO-7 Seattle)
 
 
 
If there was a season two of Firefly, Shepherd Book would have talked about the Special Hell for the people who stole six baby goats from an ice cream shop
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Sun June 21, 2020
(NPR)
 
 
 
Just in case white people need a reminder: Everything is racist. Including the ice cream truck song
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Just in case white people need a reminder: Everything is racist. Including the ice cream truck song
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Thu June 18, 2020
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Do you have a food subscription like Hello Fresh? Which would you recommend?
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Tue June 16, 2020
(Laconia Daily Sun)
 
 
 
So I was just listening to a rural census taker discussing his day, and it's apparent that a *LOT* of people who moved to "summer homes" in March to avoid COVID-19 plan to stay. That's going to affect the 2020 Census
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Thu June 11, 2020
(Vice)
 
 
 
Georgia Sheriff posts a meme asking if the U.S. could start 'hanging traitors', finds out that yes, that was wrong and he wasn't supposed to do that
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Wed June 10, 2020
(Independent)
 
 
 
"What machine did you think they were raging against for decades? The ice cream machine? The ATM? Lawnmowers?"
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Tue June 09, 2020
(SoraNews24)
 
 
 
In Tokyo, world's first IKEA convenience store opens inside firm's first ever "urban" store, sells Tunnbröd, eco bags, plant-based cup ramen, craft coffee, Swedish craft beer and cinnamon rolls. The clerks don't know anything about Star Wars
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(SoraNews24)
 
 
 
In Tokyo, world's first IKEA convenience store opens inside firm's first ever "urban" store, sells Tunnbröd, eco bags, plant-based cup ramen, craft coffee, Swedish craft beer and cinnamon rolls. The clerks don't know anything about Star Wars
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(Imgur)
 
 
 
Baby experiencing ice cream for the first time
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Mon June 08, 2020
(Interesting Engineering)
 
 
 
Fizzy Ice Cream? YES PLEASE
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(Interesting Engineering)
 
 
 
Fizzy Ice Cream? YES PLEASE
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Fri June 05, 2020
(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
Let's revisit the five wordless minutes that open Pixar's "Up". I'm not crying, you're crying
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(Get Surrey)
 
 
 
Morrisons, Lidl, Tesco, Asda and Sainsbury's "urgently" recall ice cream, lollies, cake, pesto, biscuits and more. I guess Brits can't have pesto ice cream parties like everybody else
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(Get Surrey)
 
 
 
Morrisons, Lidl, Tesco, Asda and Sainsbury's "urgently" recall ice cream, lollies, cake, pesto, biscuits and more. I guess Brits can't have pesto ice cream parties like everybody else
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Thu June 04, 2020
(The Morning Call)
 
 
 
Shuffle on over for a scoop of Teaberry ice cream
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(The Morning Call)
 
 
 
Shuffle on over for a scoop of Teaberry ice cream
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Sun May 31, 2020
(StudyFinds)
 
 
 
Scientists find Skinny Gene. Fat Tony and Johnny Roastbeef would like to have a word
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Sat May 30, 2020
(Little Things)
 
 
 
It was thirty years ago today that Jon Arbuckle drank dog jizz
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Fri May 29, 2020
(Charleston Post and Courier)
 
 
 
She grew up in Kentucky, where as she said you're taught three things - horses, basketball, and bourbon. Thank God she did not make an ice cream containing real horses
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(Charleston Post and Courier)
 
 
 
She grew up in Kentucky, where as she said you're taught three things - horses, basketball, and bourbon. Thank God she did not make an ice cream containing real horses
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(KSAT San Antonio)
 
 
 
Old and busted: the ice cream man. New shelter-in-place coolness: the Margarita Man
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Wed May 27, 2020
(Vox)
 
 
 
How yogurt came to dominate American grocery stores and change the American diet
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(Vox)
 
 
 
How yogurt came to dominate American grocery stores and change the American diet
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Tue May 26, 2020
(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Seven steps to make eating ice cream better or seven steps to make oral sex more enjoyable ... why not both? (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Seven steps to make eating ice cream better or seven steps to make oral sex more enjoyable ... why not both? (possible nsfw content on page)
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Sat May 23, 2020
(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
Humans have five different types of appetites, not including second breakfast and third dessert
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Fri May 22, 2020
(City Pages)
 
 
 
♫ I'm your ice cream man, stop me when I'm passin' by ♫
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
With lockdown eased we had a lovely day at the seaside, Mum went paddling with little Amy. Dad showed Bobby how to make sand castles. Uncle Jim curled one out and left his pants on it. The ice creams. The...wait. What?
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(Politico)
 
 
 
What do you mean Georgians won't risk death to buy soft-serve ice cream or scented candles?
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Thu May 21, 2020
(The Takeout)
 
 
 
"Combine potato soup and ice cream for an extra fancy serving of French fries and Frosty." Wait, dude, what?
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(The Takeout)
 
 
 
"Combine potato soup and ice cream for an extra fancy serving of French fries and Frosty." Wait, dude, what?
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Wed May 20, 2020
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Gobble up food in a flash a la Pac-Man in the arcade game with this nifty coronavirus mask that allows you to eat in a restaurant
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Sat May 16, 2020
(Chron)
 
 
 
Judge dismisses "happy cow" suit against Ben & Jerry's, says thery're probably more "fat & sassy"
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Thu May 14, 2020
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
9 pound cakes you'll love. That may sound like a lot of cake to some folks, but I like big bundts and I can not lie
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Will Poosh be able to compete with Goop?
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Sun May 10, 2020
(Tin Soldier)
 
 
 
This week at Tin Soldier: Dead dogs, child abuse and an ice cream sundae in the sky. It's a free web serial by a farker, and the author is giving away TF, DIT
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Tue May 05, 2020
(OGP)
 
 
 
Fifteen "festive" vegan recipes to turn Cinco de Mayo into a literally corny celebration of your virtue
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Fri May 01, 2020
(Delish.com)
 
 
 
"One of the greatest mysteries of our time" finally solved
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Wed April 29, 2020
(Politicus USA)
 
 
 
Nancy Pelosi tells Trump to go back to Tweeting and let the adults work
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Tue April 28, 2020
(The Takeout)
 
 
 
Beer trucks begin making the rounds in Chicago. Drew stares out window and longs for bourbon trucks to roam the bluegrass
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Thu April 23, 2020
(TMZ)
 
 
 
No, not that Baskin
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Wed April 22, 2020
(TreeHugger)
 
 
 
The eleven best condiments to get you through a pandemic. Normally there would only be ten names on the list, but since this is Fark, maple syrup was also included
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Tue April 21, 2020
(VegNews)
 
 
 
Non-Dairy ice cream bars are coming to select Dairy Queen locations
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(KHOU Houston)
 
 
 
If you like Pina Coladas and getting caught in the rain, they have this adult ice cream truck in Houston
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Sun April 19, 2020
(Tin Soldier)
 
 
 
This week at Tin Soldier, Milo draws a vampire with a juice box. It's a free web serial by a farker with a chance for a month's FARK subscription - DIT
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Fri April 17, 2020
(Taste of Home)
 
 
 
21 ice cream flavors you've never heard of from someone who has never heard of a slideshow
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(Taste of Home)
 
 
 
21 ice cream flavors you've never heard of from someone who has never heard of a slideshow
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