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Tue April 24, 2018
(Slate)
 
 
 
YouTube has ruined the age-old artform of filming yourself doing stupid stuff, says Slate writer who apparently believes filming yourself doing stupid stuff is an age-old artform
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Sun April 22, 2018
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Watch a 23-year-old songwriter create a perfect pop song in collaboration with her producers, then hand it over to DJ who takes credit for it after auditioning dozens of singers who sound just like songwriter but "better"
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Wed April 18, 2018
(Slate)
 
 
 
Slate writer pens early entry in the 2018 running of "Most Pedantic and Condescending Article About Westworld" competition
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(Fark)
 
 
 
"This is Ripley, last survivor of the Nostromo, signing off. Also, that alien was a giant dick. Wait, what do you mean I can't say that?" This is your Fark Writer's Thread, screaming in space edition
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Tue April 17, 2018
(Slate)
 
 
 
Slate writer discovers the least viral YouTube video of all time ... wait, no, scratch that
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Mon April 16, 2018
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Trust us, we can't raise capital in Silicon Valley anymore, so we're exiting via Wall Street, and by "Wall Street," we mean "whoever our underwriters' favorite clients can sell their shares to in the thirty seconds after the IPO"
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Sun April 15, 2018
(The Times of India)
 
 
 
Anyone up for a friendly Mediterranean diet thread on a Sunday? Bonus: it now helps to combat liver cirrhosis, so it's got that going for it, which is nice
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Sat April 14, 2018
(Charlotte Observer)
 
 
 
Democratic candidate says he's "a member of the African-American community." Candidate is also whiter than a Pat Boone concert in Branson
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Once again, US warned Russia to vacate all areas before bombing. This is literally nothing more than a dog and pony show, wasting hundreds of millions in tax dollars
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Fri April 13, 2018
(The Drive)
 
 
 
The F-35 just completed another milestone in its testing. However, this being the F-35 program, it did it months behind schedule and with significantly watered down criteria
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Wed April 11, 2018
(Fark)
 
 
 
"She had a butt like two buttery brioche rolls and presumably an inner world and a job of some kind." This is your Fark Writer's Thread, painful character descriptions edition
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(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
The good news: Isaac Asimov's classic Foundation novels are being adapted for television. The kill it with fire news: By the "Batman v. Superman" writer
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Fri April 06, 2018
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
If you want to protect your privacy on the internet, it would appear your only option is to move to western Montana, use a typewriter, and live on potatoes
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(SoulTracks)
 
 
 
Grammy winning hit songwriter Ron Dunbar dead at 77, all that's left is a band of gold. Parliament in deep funk
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Thu April 05, 2018
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
President Camacho gets about 1 paragraph into his prepared remarks at a roundtable on taxes, says "this is boring" and literally tosses the speech aside and goes on a rant about rape, immigrants, birthright citizenship, voter fraud, and ... Indonesia?
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Wed April 04, 2018
(Fark)
 
 
 
"It was a bright cold day in April, and the clocks were striking thirteen." - George Orwell, 1984. Hah, silly writer, don't you know clocks only go to twelve? This is your Fark Writer's Thread, 'failure of basic research' edition
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
State that went for Trump in 2016 learns that lesson the hard way, losing $1.72 billion literally overnight
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Tue April 03, 2018
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Noted philanthropist and legendary uniter of people Ted Nugent says Parkland shooting survivor David Hogg is "consumed with hate"
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Sat March 31, 2018
(Fox5 DC)
 
 
 
Taking the Plunge, literally
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Fri March 30, 2018
(Metro)
 
 
 
Just hours after Pope Francis says hell doesn't exist, the Vatican literally begins falling apart. Mass confusion erupts
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Top ten literary sleeping pills
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(WiscNews)
 
 
 
Ah, the sounds of spring in Wisconsin. Baseball, the return of migratory birds, and a County Board election race between a blogger who lives in his father's basement and a woman he thinks is a literal witch
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Thu March 29, 2018
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
ICE finally found an illegal they *won't* deport: a literal Nazi war criminal who participated in the slaughter of thousands
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Wed March 28, 2018
(Imgur)
 
 
 
Sci-Fi writer David Gerrold wizards up today's smartphone in 1999, including the inherent privacy problems one would have with such a device
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(Fark)
 
 
 
"Being a good writer is 3% talent, 97% not being distracted by the internet." --Anonymous. And yet here I am, submitting this headline. This is your Fark writer's thread, internet distraction edition
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Tue March 27, 2018
(The Hill)
 
 
 
GOP Minnesota legislator literally calls David Hogg, Parkland shooting survivor, literally Hitler
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(NFL)
 
 
 
"Reggie McKenzie will ostensibly work like an Instacart Shopper as Jon Gruden picks out his groceries." Tag is for writer
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Mon March 26, 2018
(RTE Ireland)
 
 
 
Fired waiter says he is not rude, just French
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Sat March 24, 2018
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Tanker truck spills 17,000 liters of hydrochloric acid into Dawson's Creek. Let's see if Joey finds him as dreamy now
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Trump: The new spending bill means we're going to start building the wall "literally on Monday". Narrator: It literally doesn't
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Fri March 23, 2018
(KIII Corpus Christi)
 
 
 
Spring Breakers break beach beauty, letting littoral litter literally lean on bins. Coastal crews clean, locals left bitter
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(TVLine)
 
 
 
Tonight on Agents of SHIELD, Fitz and Simmons face their greatest fear... the AoS writers room. Meanwhile, Mac's friend locates a potential solution to Coulson's problem. (ABC 9ET)
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(Politico)
 
 
 
The far right will believe literally anything
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(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
Paul Simon's farewell tour is coming to my town: Is it worth it to see the aging remnants of a favorite band? Or will I just be sadly disappointed? Liter, so I can't share my personal story
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Thu March 22, 2018
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Here's a phrase headline writers should probably just go ahead and turn into a macro at this point: "Jared Kushner's companies investigated for illegal activities". This time it's NYC's Department of Buildings
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(wtnh.com)
 
 
 
Man in Kmart does something that newswriter can't specify but Fark sure can
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Wed March 21, 2018
(Singularity Hub)
 
 
 
New startup aims to have working fusion reactor in fifteen years. For real this time. Promise. Come on, you guys, stop laughing, this is serious
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(Fark)
 
 
 
"A good book is the precious lifeblood of a master spirit." --John Milton. Huh, I guess that explains why my last novel gave up the ghost half way through. This is your Fark Writer's Thread, inadvertent exorcism edition
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
President Trump is so stupid (How stupid is he?) that they literally had to make a chart with pictures so he could sell weapons to the Saudis. (w/ pic goodness)
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Tue March 20, 2018
(Las Vegas Review Journal)
 
 
 
Las Vegas sportswriter's analysis of whether each and every team in the NFL is a winner or a loser so far in free agency
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(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
First look at George R.R. Martin's 'Nightflyers,' a space horror series for Syfy. It's 'Psycho in space.' No, it's 'Alien with a ghost.' No wait, it's 'The Shining in space.' The producers literally call it all of these things
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
There are no words ... literally
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Mon March 19, 2018
(EarthSky)
 
 
 
Jupiter gives Juno the stinkeye, or maybe that's just how its face looks
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Sun March 18, 2018
(EclectaBlog)
 
 
 
Trump-endorsed GOP candidate for Governor of Michigan proposes new idea of "dedicated reading centers" in schools to counter illiteracy. School librarians collectively facepalm
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Sat March 17, 2018
(NBC Olympics)
 
 
 
It's a matchup literally years in the making: United States v Canada for the gold medal in Paralympic sled hockey. Faceoff at 11pm EDT on NBCSN
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
(sigh) Another headline, another question mark, another "no". Will headline writers ever learn?
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
We're sure you've been watching the polls closely and are on the edge of your seat over the upcoming political nailbiter in Russia and who are we kidding, this is more like predicting a Globetrotters victory
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Fri March 16, 2018
(Variety)
 
 
 
Jamaican songwriter sues Miley Cyrus for $300 million for stealing one of his songs. People immediately question the legitimacy of a songwriter who would admit his work sounds like a Miley Cyrus tune
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Wed March 14, 2018
(Fark)
 
 
 
Once upon a midnight dreary, while I pondered, weak and weary, over what I should submit to the Fark Anthology-- While I nodded, nearly napping, suddenly there came a tapping, telling me to get to work already. This is your Fark Writer's Thread
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Mon March 12, 2018
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
One of the best episodes of The Simpsons was created so that writer Jon Vitti could meet Adam West
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Sun March 11, 2018
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Unfortunately, it looks like Stan Lee is not having a worry-free farewell to this life. "It's a real farking mess over there. I think his money will be gone in a few weeks... Stan and [his daughter] JC are literally being picked apart by vultures"
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Sat March 10, 2018
(MSN)
 
 
 
"The wheeling and dealing Browns are already playoff contenders" claims sports writer who has a) suffered a severe brain injury, b) found a stash of the brown acid left over from the original Woodstock, or c) ... may actually have a point?
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Fri March 09, 2018
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Officials are often described as being "under siege", but it's rare its meant THIS literally: VA Chief David Shulkin has reportedly cut off contact with top agency officials and now operates out of an office with an armed guard at the door "
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Thu March 08, 2018
(Guardian)
 
 
 
NASA spacecraft probes Jupiter with more detail than the colonoscopy you wished you didn't need
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Wed March 07, 2018
(Fark)
 
 
 
"Our doubts are traitors, and make us lose the good we oft might win, by fearing to attempt." -William Shakespeare, Measure for Measure. This is your Fark Writer's Thread, "That was the best quote I could find on starting something" edition
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Wed February 28, 2018
(Fark)
 
 
 
"It would not be amiss for the novice to write the last paragraph of his story first, once a synopsis of the plot has been carefully prepared - as it always should be." --H. P. Lovecraft. This is your Fark Writer's Thread, reverse edition
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Chia cesors letter o iteret
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Tue February 27, 2018
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
We're not going to land on Jupiter anytime soon, but here's what would happen if we tried to
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Mon February 26, 2018
(The Wrap)
 
 
 
"Falling Down" screenwriter says D-Fens would "definitely" be a Trump supporter
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Sat February 24, 2018
(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
"As one of the credited writers of Catwoman, I believe I have the authority to say: because it was a shiat movie dumped by the studio at the end of a style cycle, and had zero cultural relevance either in front of or behind the camera"
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Thu February 22, 2018
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Audi is making cars that can 'talk' to toll booths. Hopefully not "Hey baby I'm packing 5.7 liters under this hood"
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Wed February 21, 2018
(Politico)
 
 
 
"Steven Seagal's new book is so adorably incompetent and inept that it's hard to imagine that a professional writer had anything to do with it"
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(Fark)
 
 
 
"As Gregor Samsa awoke one morning from uneasy dreams he found himself transformed in his bed into an enormous insect."-Franz Kafka, The Metamorphosis. When in doubt, turn someone into a bug. This is your Fark Writer's Thread, slightly buggy edition
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Mon February 19, 2018
(BGR)
 
 
 
Jupiter's Great Red Spot may be dying and could disappear within our lifetimes
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Atlantic writer: Trump administration 'snowflakes' get SUPER upset when anyone else 'says it like it is'
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Sun February 18, 2018
(MIT)
 
 
 
Scientists figure out why plasma gets hotter when you cool it down. Here comes the...damn, that's hot
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(Hillsdale Collegian)
 
 
 
Millennial speaks out about his school's use of typewriters, overhead projectors, and microfiche readers
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Thu February 15, 2018
(The Hill)
 
 
 
"The only questions he would answer were questions that had been scripted, literally scripted, for him by the White House. A set of 25 questions that had been written out for him to which the answer to each must be 'no.'" How is this not obstruction?
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
According to Trump, there were many signs that the latest school shooter was mentally disturbed, such as his erratic behavior and his barely literate violent threats on social media, and people like that should be reported before they do any harm
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(Channel 3000 Madison)
 
 
 
Police investigating mysterious, unexplained injuries to patients in Meriter Hospital's Newborn Intensive Care Unit, which doesn't sound like someone just getting sloppy pinning diapers on
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
As GOP members offer their "Thoughts & Prayers" to the Florida shooting victims on Twitter, Bess Kalb, writer for Jimmy Kimmel, responds with their received NRA donations in real time
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Wed February 14, 2018
(Fark)
 
 
 
She once taught a Yorkshire terrier to bark in Haiku. Her vanity license plates have won a Hugo award. Cthulu studies her Mythos, to learn how the world will end. She is the most interesting writer on Fark, and this is your Fark Writer's Thread
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Mon February 12, 2018
(Variety)
 
 
 
The Writer's Guild Awards have selected their winners, and Get Out finally gets its due
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Thu February 08, 2018
(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
Broadway has run out of ideas: Musical in the works based on that American treasure of a singer/songwriter and his band: Huey Lewis and the News
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Wed February 07, 2018
(Fark)
 
 
 
"Writing is a socially acceptable form of schizophrenia." ― E.L. Doctorow. Hah, that's not what the voices in my head say. This is your Fark Writer's Thread, socially acceptable edition
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Tue February 06, 2018
(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
The upcoming children's film "Peter Rabbit" turns a lovable, classic children's literature character into a total dick
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Sat February 03, 2018
(CNN)
 
 
 
I think a writer at CNN is trying to convince himself that everything is fine
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
There is a lot of political mishmash to mine for humor this week; will the writers go all-in? Will Portman rap again? Is there a Baldwin embargo over his insane defense of Woody Allen? Natalie Portman hosts and Dua Lipa sings. SNL, 11:30 ET on NBC
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Wed January 31, 2018
(Fark)
 
 
 
"The art of writing is discovering what you believe." -Gustave Flaubert. Huh, maybe that's my problem, I just always believe I'll have another bourbon. This is your Fark Writer's Thread
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
"Have it your way, at Burger King" was just an advertising slogan. It's not to be taken literally, and it certainly doesn't mean you can just walk in, whip out your junk and start beating it like it owes you money
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Mon January 29, 2018
(Guardian)
 
 
 
GRRM will fund a scholarship at Clarion West Writers Workshop for a budding 'worldbuilder,' someone to finish his books
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Sat January 27, 2018
(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
Japanese waiter collects 8,000 tiny chopstick sleeve artworks left by customers. Subby's "crumbled up sleeve with chewing gum core" didn't make the cut
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Fri January 26, 2018
(CNN)
 
 
 
New POTUS speechwriter Miss South Carolina: "When people are forgotten, the world becomes fractured," he said. "Only by hearing and responding to the voices of the forgotten can we create a bright future that is truly shared by all." like such as
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Dear TFers. If you are reading this then I have been successful in assimilating with the liters. The queue is much smaller now, and the threads all live nicely in their own tabs. Tell my Tfette crushes I will always remember them fondly
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Was "The Shape of Water" plagiarized? One writer's estate claims that's the case
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(Eat Sip Trip)
 
 
 
Manhattan, New England, or Rhode Island? Which clam chowder reigns supreme? My vote's New England - Manhattan's looks like barf and Rhode Island is literally water
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(Pix11)
 
 
 
Literally there's a bar in NYC's East Village that will ban you for the use of the word 'literally'. Literally
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Guy who sent out the warning that Hawaii was going to be obliterated refuses to cooperate with the FCC's investigation
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Thu January 25, 2018
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
The White House asked the Guggenheim Museum if they could borrow a Van Gogh painting for Trump's private living quarters. Instead, the museum offered them a literal sh*thole
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Wed January 24, 2018
(Fark)
 
 
 
His subjunctives are all true. His grammar bakes cookies for all of the children on the street. He writes in first, second, third, AND fourth person. He is the most interesting writer on Fark, and this is your Fark Writer's Thread
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Tue January 23, 2018
(Boston.com)
 
 
 
Boston writer discusses whether the Jaguars need a new offense, a new defense, and some rule changes to be a good team
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Mon January 22, 2018
(BBC-US)
 
Weeners
 
For romance writers, bodices aren't the only thing that's bulging at the seams, their wallets are too as the median income for the romance genre has tripled in the last couple years
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(Des Moines Register)
 
 
 
Bill would add 'Bible literacy' class to Iowa public schools, bill for actual literacy dead on arrival
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(TSN)
 
 
 
Maple Leafs forward Mitch Marner goes into video game mode. Literally
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Sat January 20, 2018
(Cato Institute)
 
 
 
The House GOP DACA bill literally criminalizes poverty. Dreamers would be required to maintain an annual income of at least 125 percent of the poverty line. If they fall below that level for 90 days they subject to deportation and would be criminals
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Fri January 19, 2018
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Sportswriter, upset that Stefon Diggs celebrated after pulling off the most improbable and exciting play in Vikings history, writes article. Also yells at some clouds and to get off his lawn
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(Vox)
 
 
 
Former Bush speechwriter David Frum: "The Republican Party has a platform that can't prevail in democratic competition"
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Wed January 17, 2018
(Salon)
 
 
 
As everyone here at Fark knows, Republicans are literally being laughed at while defending Trump. It's only in cult communities where laughing at Trump is verboten. You can end up on the wall
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(Fark)
 
 
 
"Sometimes I've called writing a disease. If so, I'm glad that it caught me." -Charles Bukowski. Yeah, it sure beats the flu, I'll tell you that. This is your Fark Writer's Thread, highly contagious edition
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Tue January 16, 2018
(myAJC)
 
 
 
This is literally the worst thing to happen since somebody put pineapple on pizza
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Mon January 15, 2018
(AZ Family)
 
 
 
Woman dies after getting hit by a stray bullet in the Arizona desert. And since it happened in Arizona, police have no idea who pulled the trigger because there were literally hundreds of people in the desert randomly firing their guns
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Fri January 12, 2018
(Vice)
 
 
 
Biden tells millennials to stop complaining about how tough things are, get up, be counted and be the change. Some millennial writer at Vice has a problem with that
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Thu January 11, 2018
(DevonLive)
 
 
 
Punning headline writer a suspect in highway incident
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Wed January 10, 2018
(Tallahassee Democrat)
 
 
 
Florida man mistakenly thinks "taking the piss" is a literal concept
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
How does anesthesia work? The science won't come as it has literally no idea
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Trump literally says whatever his audience want a to hear even if his audience wants two different things, he will just promise both things
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(Fark)
 
 
 
"The purpose of a writer is to keep civilization from destroying itself." --Albert Camus. Uh, guys, after looking around a bit I think we might want to write faster. This is your Fark Writer's Thread, staving-off-destruction edition
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Tue January 09, 2018
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Georgia sports - the literal definition of insanity
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Mon January 08, 2018
(Daily Express)
 
 
 
There are so many hookers in Thailand, they are *literally* falling from the sky (possible nsfw content on page)
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(International Business Times)
 
 
 
Scientists have proven a 4th spatial dimension. To understand what that would look like, the article is helpfully written in 4 dimensions. Tag is for the article's writer
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Sun January 07, 2018
(Vulture)
 
 
 
The fifteen best episodes of Star Trek: Deep Space Nine. Tag is because clearly the list's writer wanted to be edgy and avoid actually acknowledging In the Pale Moonlight is #1
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Sat January 06, 2018
(Reuters)
 
 
 
"Durr hurr, it's cold outside so that means global warming is a myth." Meanwhile in Australia, it's so hot the roads are literally melting
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Thu January 04, 2018
(Politicus USA)
 
 
 
Freshly emboldened by a clean-shaven face, Lawrence O'Donnell shows his knowledge of psychosis and literacy by discussing a president who is anything but stable and articulate
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Wed January 03, 2018
(Tom Holland's Terror Time)
 
 
 
Netflix orders 'Bright' sequel minus writer Max Landis
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Tue January 02, 2018
(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
One of the first writers to envision the need for secure telephone communications was Mark Twain, just two years after Alexander Graham Bell's patent
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Trump says Huma Abedin should be jailed. She has been accused of disregarding basic security protocols. Well, based on that criteria, Donnie should be in prison for life for blabbing to the Russians while in the Oval Office
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(National Review)
 
 
 
Writer with the attention span of a goldfish wonders why NY Times' stories on Trump-Russian collusion keeps changing. Many blind men & women, Mueller's team still excavating the elephant, etc
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Mon January 01, 2018
(Some pissed off guy)
 
 
 
Secretary of the Interior steals money from wildfire fighting funds for a helicopter ride and no one says boo. Repeat that. The country is literally on fire. The person in charge stole the money to fight that fire. He's not in jail. Why?
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Sat December 30, 2017
(Fox 8 Cleveland)
 
 
 
"Waiter, what are these elk doing in my ice water?" "Looks like the backstroke, sir"
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(SlashFilm)
 
 
 
The Breakfast Club is getting a new Criterion release with 50 minutes of unseen footage--including this scene between Ally Sheedy and Molly Ringwald
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
America's worst graveyard shift is grinding up its workers. Literally
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Thu December 28, 2017
(Forbes)
 
 
 
I'm not saying there are aliens. I'm literally saying there might be no aliens
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Wed December 27, 2017
(Fark)
 
 
 
Let's see: resolution #1, I'll write two thousand words a day. #2: I'll look for an agent. #3: I'll finally write that epic Twilight-Star Trek crossover slash fic saga. This is your Fark Writer's Thread, 'Things that won't happen' edition
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(Digital Trends)
 
 
 
World's first nuclear fusion reactor about halfway done. It'll be 10 times as hot as the sun supplying unlimited power, ultra fast marshmallow roasting
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