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Sat May 26, 2018
(The Courier)
 
 
 
Retiring pricipal gets hunderds of burrito giftcards sayof from grateful students
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Thu May 24, 2018
(Metro)
 
 
 
Question of the day: "Would you participate in a guided masturbation circle overseen by a tantric witch?" (Not Safe For Work)
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(Slate)
 
 
 
The very public shame of participation trophies
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Tue May 22, 2018
(AP News)
 
 
 
At least 10 dead in India from an outbreak of the Nipah virus. What's that? Oh, nothing, just a highly contagious virus that causes fevers, convulsions, and vomiting, has no cure, no vaccination, and kills about 75 percent of people infected by it EVERYBODY PANIC
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Mediaite gives Tucker Carlson credit for presenting both sides of the Russian debate on a show, in which he demands proof of collusion while saying Trump asking Russia to hack Hillary's emails is proof of no collusion. Mediaite grants participation ribbon
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
CNN: Home of the bipartisan shouting match
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Wed May 16, 2018
(Metro)
 
 
 
Evil geniuses put doggo in a motion capture suit, breaks Internet with anticipation of digital game
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(The Advocate)
 
 
 
The Boys in the Band is being revived for its 50th anniversary, by an all gay cast. So will Jim Parson's participation lead to a boycott of The Big Bang Theory?
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(Politico)
 
 
 
"The 'football incident' illustrates how "Veep"-levels of clumsiness in the Trump White House reach all the way to the top of the chain of command - and underscores how,, Kelly is acting like a middle school principal than a Cabinet-level executive"
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(AZ Family)
 
 
 
Participating in a cross-country exotic car rally sounds like fun until you total your $300,000 McLaren 720 in the Nevada desert
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Tue May 15, 2018
(Wrestling Inc)
 
 
 
Mella hosts a princess party. Styles and Nakamura clash over the stipulation for their title match. New Day face the Bar to determine a singles match participant. Smackdown Live takes it to Cien 8pm EDT USA
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Sat May 12, 2018
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
United Airlines caved to pressure from "a small-but-mighty group of fans" and restored tomato juice to its in-flight beverage offerings. No such luck for the Courvoisier
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Fri May 11, 2018
(WTVR)
 
 
 
Principal's 'birthday spanking' tradition ends after parents complain that the cheerleading team always went first
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Fri May 04, 2018
(The New Yorker)
 
 
 
Ricky Williams suggests cannabis as cure for constipation, pretty much everything else
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Wed May 02, 2018
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Principal (not sayof): Hey guys, wouldn't it be funny if the next time our black special needs student ran away, we told the police he had a gun?
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Tue April 24, 2018
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Tammy Duckworth broke a huge barrier for women with bipartisan implications
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Fri April 20, 2018
(PennLive)
 
 
 
There is no such thing as a green full moon, so stop anticipating one on April 20
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Thu April 19, 2018
(BBC)
 
 
 
King of Swaziland brings his country into the 21st century by renaming it eSwatini. iPalau and Dotcomoros expected to follow suit
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
In the true spirit of bipartisanship, McTurtle to change Senate schedule to prevent vulnerable Democrats from campaigning
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Wed April 18, 2018
(AP News)
 
 
 
In a move that is shocking to absolutely no one, Grand Turtle McConnell will not allow a bipartisanship bill protecting Mueller to come to the floor for a vote
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Mon April 16, 2018
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
The bipartisan plan for the debt crisis? Do absolutely nothing
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Thu April 12, 2018
(The New York Observer)
 
 
 
Sergei Skripal and his daughter are expected to live, and to come to the US under assumed identities. So Putin will have to re-murder them here
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Wed April 11, 2018
(Some Cubbie)
 
 
 
Young Ferris Bueller busted by principal skipping school to go to Cubs home opener
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Tue April 10, 2018
(NYPost)
 
 
 
If you're a teacher participating in a statewide teacher walkout, you're not helping the cause if you use the time to have sex with a student
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Sat April 07, 2018
(Smithsonian Magazine)
 
 
 
Things that you find in a flea market: old appliances, hunting knives, and a lost 1924 Austrian film anticipating the Holocaust
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Fri April 06, 2018
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Poisoned Ex-Russian spy Sergei Skripal is responding well to treatment and no longer in critical condition, according to his doctors, who have hopefully moved him to a private room, inside a bunker, surrounded by a squadron of elite SAS guards
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Thu April 05, 2018
(Komo)
 
 
 
17-year-old pleads guilty to attacking school principal with spear. To be fair, a 1d6 versatile weapon is about the best you can get unless you take a martial weapons feat
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Wed April 04, 2018
(Page Six)
 
 
 
Hot Kelly Ripa's on the "lucky DNA lottery" diet, which apparently makes you look bangin' in a bikini at age 47
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Sun April 01, 2018
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
"The theater management would like to remind our guests that Passion of the Christ is not - I repeat, is NOT - an audience participation play"
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Sat March 31, 2018
(STLToday)
 
 
 
Missouri lawmakers consider reversing post-Ferguson court reforms because limiting revenue-based law enforcement reduced municipal revenue
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(Dayton Daily News)
 
 
 
CVS, OhDAP leak HIV status via USPS, fail to notify HHS of HIPAA violation. WTF
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Fri March 30, 2018
(NBC News)
 
 
 
London based KGB defector Boris Karpichkov claims that he was warned in February 2018 of a Putin approved hit list containing the names of nerve agent victim Sergei Skripal, Christopher Steele, and American expatriate Bill Browder
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
What Nutrish, TripAdvisor, Wayfair, Expedia, Nestlé, Johnson & Johnson and Hulu all have in common
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Thu March 29, 2018
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
ICE finally found an illegal they *won't* deport: a literal Nazi war criminal who participated in the slaughter of thousands
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Mon March 26, 2018
(The Verge)
 
 
 
Hey, wanna use Microsoft Edge on your iPad or Android tablet? Yeah, well, Microsoft released Edge for iOS and Android anyway
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Thu March 22, 2018
(Splinter News)
 
 
 
Cory Booker (D) and Jeff Flake (R) have bipartisan snowball fight on Capitol Hill. Rest of America continues to burn in hell of their own creation
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(Journal Times)
 
 
 
Foxconn in Wisconsin has not built a single building or hired any employees yet, but they are stealing land. Municipality told to declare remaining land "blighted" so owners can be forced out
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(Eat Sip Trip)
 
 
 
Can you make an IPA without hops? Apparently yes. Scientists have engineered brewer's yeast to "biosynthesize aromatic monoterpene molecules that impart hoppy flavor to beer by incorporating recombinant DNA derived from yeast, mint, and basil"
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Congress unveils bipartisan spending package that includes $700 billion to our military and less than that for everything else combined
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Tue March 20, 2018
(Salon)
 
 
 
Bipartisan bill to add important women to the quarter expected to pass as soon as the Harriet Tubman $20 bill gets printed
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Student calls farking Congressman about farking gun control and Congressman call student's farking principal, who farking suspends him for farking cursing, because fark the 1st Amendment
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Mon March 19, 2018
(Boston.com)
 
 
 
Tom Brady cheats on Wait, Wait...Don't Tell Me, will not be allowed to participate in the first 4 episodes of next season
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Sat March 17, 2018
(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Drunk NJ municipal judge curses at cops, tells them "I'm a f--king judge" after failed sobriety test, goes on to beat DWI rap. Justice not served
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Fri March 16, 2018
(Independent Journal Review)
 
 
 
Student gets suspended for NOT participating in gun walkout
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(Arkansas Matters)
 
 
 
Participated in the walkout to get grownups to get off their behinds and get sensible gun control legislation enacted? You best believe that's a paddlin'
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Fri March 09, 2018
(KRTV Great Falls)
 
 
 
If you get an email saying you were caught by a speed camera, don't pay it without checking if the municipality actually uses them
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Fri March 02, 2018
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Sooo Oleg Deripaska, the Russian oligarch to whom Paul Manafort offered inside intel from the Trump campaign, decided to get out of aluminum a week before Trump dropped the surprise aluminum tariffs. Neat
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(FOX6Now)
 
 
 
Wisconsin Sheriff shocks many with his suggestion that children need more discipline and better coping skills. He gets bonus internet points for referencing "participation awards"
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Thu March 01, 2018
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Kelly Ripa seals the fate of Ryan Seacrest
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Tue February 27, 2018
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Call-girl whose instagram posts inadvertently revealed the association between Oleg Deripaska (a Paul Manafort Associate) and Russia's Deputy Prime Minister is now in a Thai prison and asking for American help in exchange for everything she knows
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Sun February 25, 2018
(Crooks & Liars)
 
 
 
I'm Eric tries to be helpful, fails, will get a participation medal
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Tue February 20, 2018
(McClatchy DC)
 
 
 
Drunk Uncle Hobo cashed out on his stocks in Cambridge Analytica back in November, in anticipation of the indictments that will be coming this week
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Mon February 19, 2018
(Rocketnews 24)
 
 
 
"Dear sirs, there may be just a little bit of mold on my senbei cracker. I am sending it back." "Dear customer: [multipage essay of apology and supplication accompanied by documentation and results of our FTIR analysis]. Have a free packet on us"
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Fri February 16, 2018
(Jacksonville.com)
 
 
 
New name for Jaguars' stadium: TIAA Bank Field, replacing EverBank Field, which replaced Jacksonville Municipal Stadium, which replaced Alltel. Nothing but pure excitement
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
"Deputy AG Rosenstein said there's no allegation in [THIS] indictment that any American was a knowing participant in the [Russian] scheme, nor is there any allegation that the scheme affected the outcome of the election [unlike the DNC primaries]"
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Well that's certainly gonna hurt their TripAdvisor ratings
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Which raises the questions: Who is performing DIY fecal transplants? And just who would agree to participate?
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Tue February 13, 2018
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Russia really doesn't want you to see this video alleging that Oleg Deripaska, an associate of Paul Manafort, and Russian Deputy Prime Minister Prikhodko were a conduit between the Kremlin and the Trump campaign
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Republican senators REALLY pissed that Susan Rice was smart enough to anticipate their BS and send herself an email (which could then be FOIA'ed) destroying their talking points
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Sun February 11, 2018
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Clicking "like" on the wrong tweet immediately ends 30-year career of esteemed Connecticut high school principal
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Thu February 08, 2018
(Engadget)
 
 
 
Olympic-sponsored Starcraft 2 tournament participants: 17 men, 1 woman. Tournament champions: 0 men, 1 woman
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Pricipal . Caught sayof school that has sex pics on ipads " See, didn't tell law enforcement so" Is She professionally dead or not. NY Post Says yes. Six year olds looking for chads -OR- "hello, I am write single to salute and wait for answer again"
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Senator Corker to oppose bipartisan budget deal over concerns that he does not personally profit
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
There's a bipartisan 2-year spending deal in the Senate. It's up to the House or the President to prevent government from working like normal
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Tue February 06, 2018
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Can't let the youth of America participate in their future: Age requirements sought after six teens run for governor of Kansas
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Mon February 05, 2018
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
'Human Uber' system lets you send a 'surrogate' to meetings wearing an iPad with your face on it
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Sat February 03, 2018
(Deadline)
 
 
 
There is a lot of political mishmash to mine for humor this week; will the writers go all-in? Will Portman rap again? Is there a Baldwin embargo over his insane defense of Woody Allen? Natalie Portman hosts and Dua Lipa sings. SNL, 11:30 ET on NBC
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Thu February 01, 2018
(Politico)
 
 
 
The "eighth man" at the infamous Trump Tower meeting with a Russian lawyer has been dumb enough to sue a democratic pundit for libel over on-air comments about the meeting -- meaning every participant in that meeting can now be deposed under oath
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