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Sun May 20, 2018
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Terrance Williams arrested for public intoxication stating that he was just trying to uphold his reutation as a Cowboy
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Thu May 17, 2018
(Engadget)
 
 
 
Zuck to EU: Oh, you want me to speak there? Let me just check my schedule...ok, no problem. UK parliamentary committee: Hey, what about us? We requested a meeting several time. Zuck: What was that buzzing noise?
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Wed May 16, 2018
(WWE)
 
 
 
CAN Velveteen Dream make Ricochet say his name? WILL Dunne, Lorcan, & Burch mark the end of the ERA? WHY is Ciampa not in jail? "Wrasslin' Wednesday" starts @ 8pm ET on WWE Network
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Mon May 14, 2018
(Small Teaser)
 
 
 
Keyan Williams didn't catch many passes for the Nebraska Cornhuskers but he is catching that first flight out of town after deciding to transfer
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(Vulture)
 
 
 
Seann William Scott will star in Fox's Lethal Weapon after they fired the main character for being too Mel Gibson-like
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Fri May 11, 2018
(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
Miami airport asks Orlando airport to prom. Of course, it probably won't work out, as they both have lots of baggage
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Thu May 10, 2018
(Bleacher Report)
 
 
 
Trump once offered John McEnroe $1M to take on the Williams Sisters
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Wed May 09, 2018
(USGS)
 
 
 
The USGS has issued a warning that the Kilauea volcano could be entering an explosive phase launching blocks of material up to 6 feet in diameter a kilometer in every direction
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(Page Six)
 
 
 
The untold story of William Shatner's underwear
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Terry Gilliam has suffered a stroke
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Tue May 08, 2018
(CTV News)
 
 
 
Armenian parliament chooses the opposition leader as their prime minister. I'm sure they'll get plenty done that way
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Mon May 07, 2018
(sportsnaut.com)
 
 
 
Jerry Jones gives Jason Witten a diamond-covered football as retirement present. I wonder what Tony Romo got?
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Why would a inmate want to stay in prison even when their sentence is up? Because of the illegal diamond mine they're running from underneath their jail
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Fri May 04, 2018
(The New Yorker)
 
 
 
Ricky Williams suggests cannabis as cure for constipation, pretty much everything else
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(GOG)
 
 
 
More reliable than finding diamonds in Minecraft it's the Friday Fark Gaming Thread. Link goes to Star Wars: Episode I Racer (GOG only for now). What have you been playing this week? Battletech? Far Cry 5? Side note: What's the last game you bought?
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Thu May 03, 2018
(KIRO-7 Seattle)
 
 
 
"What are you in for?" "Robbing an art museum. They call me the Picasso Prowler. You?" "I robbed a jewelry store. I'm the Diamond Desperado. You?" "I knocked over a Girl Scout Cookie stand." *Beat* "I'm the Thin Mint Thug"
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Sun April 29, 2018
(Pro Football Talk)
 
 
 
Eagles draft 346-lb Aussie rugby player. Gregg Williams dreams about how many careers he could shorten with such a player
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Fri April 27, 2018
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Greece's parliament is found to have no jurisdiction to investigate alleged bribes by Swiss drugmaker Novartis, so obviously they did nothing wrong in the history of ever and are good boys
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(Page Six)
 
 
 
Prince William and Kate Middleton announce that the name of their third child is Louis Arthur Charles, to be known as His Royal Highness Prince Stormageddon, Dark Lord of All
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Thu April 26, 2018
(Eat Sip Trip)
 
 
 
The tiny sensor measures just 2 square millimeters, making it about the same size as Drake's infamous diamond tooth implant
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Diamond and Silk, under oath, say they were never paid consultants for the Trump campaign. FEC filings say otherwise
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(Metro)
 
 
 
And here's Prince William sleeping at church because parenthood is tough
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Mon April 23, 2018
(Miami Herald)
 
 
 
Oh, Florida, don't ever change: "A Miami pimp's reaction to a Santa's Enchanted Forest employee not paying for sex with a 16-year-old led cops to him and a prison sentence for sex trafficking"
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
People perform better when others are watching, despite being more nervous. Unfortunately, the players on the Miami Marlins may never know
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Fri April 20, 2018
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Slouching towards Idiocracy: "Diamond & Silk to Testify Before House Judiciary Committee"
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Thu April 19, 2018
(YouTube)
 
 
 
TESS's orbit is going to be the first of its kind, and this is a neat explanation of how and why. Rock on, you crazy diamond
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Diamond inside meteorite offer clues to destroyed planet, marriage
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Sun April 15, 2018
(Bleacher Report)
 
 
 
Deven Marrero jacks his first homer as a Diamondback--and is promptly called out for passing teammate on the basepaths
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Sat April 14, 2018
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
European Parliament:"Let's grant personhood status to intelligent machines. What could possibly go wrong?"
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Fri April 13, 2018
(Miami Herald)
 
 
 
Zut alors. Retired French star soccer player, currently director for Miami FC, has gone native, with the Gallic flair of holding cup of wine when taken into custody
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Wed April 11, 2018
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Facebook founder Mark Zuckerberg gets more questions about Diamond & Silk than FB's role in Myanmar genocide. Brought to you by Ted Cruz (R-#CamAnal), Joe Barton (R-TX), Marsha Blackburn (R-TN), Steve Scalise (R-LA), and Billy Long (R-MO)
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Comedy Store owner Mitzi Shore, whose stage gave liftoff to Robin Williams and David Letterman, is no longer taking auditions
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Tue April 10, 2018
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
"If Cohen had a lump of coal in his ass the moment those search warrants arrived, he could have popped out a diamond"...this and other great lines on how Michael Cohen is responding to the FBI raid yesterday
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Fri April 06, 2018
(SoulTracks)
 
 
 
Grammy winning hit songwriter Ron Dunbar dead at 77, all that's left is a band of gold. Parliament in deep funk
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
The Atlantic aborts Kevin Williamson's contract
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Wed April 04, 2018
(Pittsburgh Post-Gazette)
 
 
 
John Williams picked to lead New York Fed, come up with cool theme music for its new movie
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Fri March 30, 2018
(5 News Fayetteville)
 
 
 
Teacher discovers Star Trek set replica. Owners let elementary students film The Adventures of the U.S.S. Parkview on it. Warp 10: William Shatner is impressed and tweets about it
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(Local10 WPLG)
 
 
 
Cops say Mikey the Miami Monkey's not breaking any laws, so he can hang out in his tree by the strip club
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Thu March 29, 2018
(Deadspin)
 
 
 
*Miami Marlins fan stands up from seat* "I'm gonna go warm up the car." "But there's only been one pitch." "And it SUCKED"
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Wed March 28, 2018
(WWE)
 
 
 
CAN the Street Profits cash in on the Authors of Pain? DO Strong & Dunne have a cure for SAnitY? IS William Regal bringing back the European Championship? "Wrasslin' Wednesday" starts @ 8pm ET on WWE Network. Duke sucks
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(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
And then there is this Instagram account which only seems to exist so it can follow anyone who happens to be named "Paul Williams"
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Tue March 27, 2018
(Twitter)
 
 
 
The whistleblower at the heart of the Facebook/CamAnal scandal is now testifying before Parliament
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Sat March 24, 2018
(YardBarker)
 
 
 
The NFL offseason is all about trades and scouting and trying to improve your roster to put together a winning team. (Offer not valid in Indianapolis, Kansas City, Arizona, Miami, Denver, Baltimore, and Buffalo. Some restrictions apply.)
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Fri March 23, 2018
(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
Having cleared up lots of cap space by releasing Ndamukong Suh, Miami is finally free to chase their dream player - Brock Osweiler
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Thu March 22, 2018
(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
The questions that need to be asked about "Avatar: The Last Airbender" are being asked by . . . tennis great Serena Williams
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(The Wrap)
 
 
 
William Shatner joins the growing ranks of Facebook protesters after he's prematurely declared dead
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Wed March 21, 2018
(WWE)
 
 
 
Who will be Roderick Strong's partner for the Dusty Rhode's Tag Team Classic? Will Adam Cole get his 1st singles win over Kassius Ohno? Is Ciampa not going to say anything again this week? "Wrasslin' Wednesday" starts @ 8pm ET on WWE Network
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(WGNO)
 
 
 
Ricky Williams opens business selling the drug that got him in trouble with the NFL
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Tue March 20, 2018
(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
British Parliament summons Mark Zuckerberg to explain "catastrophic failure" and "misleading" statements. Sounds like they are mad. As in "what's all this then?" mad
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(Local10 WPLG)
 
 
 
Miami club to reopen without horses, drug-sniffing mules OK
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Mon March 19, 2018
(Fox 43 Pennsylvania)
 
 
 
Runner crosses finish line at Lucky Charm race to find a diamond instead of gold
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Sun March 18, 2018
(Sky.com)
 
 
 
Deciding to model itself on the House Intelligence committee, the UK Parliament's Brexit committee publishes competing reports, ranging from "Stop this madness" to "Tally Ho". Do you think they microwave grapefruit in the UK, or just boil them?
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Fri March 16, 2018
(FOX6Now)
 
 
 
Still desperate for attention, some Millennials are replacing engagement rings with diamonds embedded in their fingers because, hey, attention
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Wed March 14, 2018
(WWE)
 
 
 
Can ADAM COLE BAY BAY upset the Bruiserweight? Will Ciampa actually say something this week? Who will advance in the Dusty Rhodes Tag Team Classic? "Wrasslin Wednesday" starts @ 8pm EDT on WWE Network
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(Fox 6 Birmingham)
 
 
 
Woman to landfill: Please help, I accidentally threw away three diamond rings and a bracelet. They're in a black bag. Landfill: Challenge accepted
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Fri March 09, 2018
(LA Times)
 
 
 
Scientists discover ice-VII inside a diamond. Another sign of the pending Apocalypse, as ice-IX is only two steps away
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Wed March 07, 2018
(Fark)
 
 
 
"Our doubts are traitors, and make us lose the good we oft might win, by fearing to attempt." -William Shakespeare, Measure for Measure. This is your Fark Writer's Thread, "That was the best quote I could find on starting something" edition
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Tue March 06, 2018
(NPR)
 
 
 
Merriam-Webster finally adds to the dictionary the perfect word to describe the last twenty months
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(IGN)
 
 
 
John Williams has had quite enough Star Wars
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Mon March 05, 2018
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Adam West and Glenn Campbell are left out of the Oscars 'in memoriam' section. KAPOW, PLOP, SAD
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(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
Italy edges towards hung parliament, as many Americans look on wistfully, wishing they could hang theirs
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Fri March 02, 2018
(Brand Eating)
 
 
 
Arby's $6 Miami Cuban sandwich reviewed, deemed not exactly revolutionary
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Thu March 01, 2018
(Local10 WPLG)
 
 
 
Miami sorority suspended over hazing Facebook videos. For those of you who are still here, the Facebook page is gone
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(Miami Herald)
 
 
 
Not to be outdone by Putin, Canadian Air Force bombs Miami
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Wed February 28, 2018
(MSN)
 
 
 
Robbie Williams has a 'disease in his brain' that will kill him, he says. Soon he won't be able to rock, DJ
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Tue February 27, 2018
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Cambridge Analytica Spokesman before UK's parliament: Remember when we claimed we worked on Brexit and used pyschographic modeling to influence Trump voters? Yeah, now that you know that's exactly what Russia was doing, we're now claiming we didn't
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(US Magazine)
 
 
 
So you're married to Serena Williams, and you want to surprise her. Do you get her a) chocolate, b) a new racket, or c) four billboards with pictures of your infant daughter
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
DC City government officially renames the street in front of the Russian Embassy as "Boris Nemtsov Plaza" in honor of the slain dissident Putin had murdered on the steps of the Russian Parliament. Trump to angrily Tweet about this in 3..2
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(British CSPAN)
 
 
 
Cambridge Analytica has a sit down with the Brits and deny they do anything they advertise they do (LGT live parliamentary hearing)
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Mon February 26, 2018
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Current global warming map or Sherwin Williams marketing ad?
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(KFOR Oklahoma City)
 
 
 
"Police say they did not find the suspect, who didn't live at the home, however, they did find Williams passed out on the couch with marijuana, pills, a handgun, methamphetamine pipe and a digital scale nearby"
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Sat February 24, 2018
(SFGate)
 
 
 
The latest historical figure to be too politically incorrect for the 21st Century is William McKinley. Please tear out the appropriate pages of your history books
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Fri February 23, 2018
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Former Miami Dolphins OL Jonathan Martin shows Florida what giant red sirens look like. *Pokes FBI with a stick*
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Thu February 22, 2018
(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
Liam Gallagher gets interviewed by a bunch of little kids. Hilarity ensues
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Wed February 21, 2018
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Wendy Williams says Fergie needs auto-tune. America says Wendy Williams needs to go away
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(Fox 4 Now Fort Myers)
 
 
 
Wendy Williams announces she has Graves disease, will take a hiatus from show. Extremely rare Wendy Williams trifecta now in play
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Tue February 20, 2018
(Miami Herald)
 
 
 
Former Miami Marlins owner Jeffrey Loria bought the team for $158 million and sold it for $1.2 billion but is claiming a loss. Which sounds about as honest as Clayton Kershaw filing to collect unemployment
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Sat February 17, 2018
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Three Billboards Outside Miami, Florida
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Tue February 13, 2018
(ESPN)
 
 
 
The Miami Marlins will no longer race sea creatures. No word on if they will race Florida Man instead
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(Yorkshire Post)
 
 
 
40 years after Fawlty Towers ended, John Cleese is finally back with a new sitcom. And it's written by the same person who penned Terry Gilliam's Brazil
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Mon February 12, 2018
(TMZ)
 
 
 
William Shatner has a mystery stalker, possibly a gremlin
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Sat February 10, 2018
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Liam Neeson auditions to be Cupid in Late Show skit
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Fri February 09, 2018
(Steam Powered)
 
 
 
Less of a clusterfark than that Tiamat meet and greet it's the Friday Fark Gaming Thread. Link goes to a Fire Pro Wrestling DLC where the proceeds go to help legendary (and now paralyzed) wrestler Yoshihiro Takayama. What have you been playing?
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Tue February 06, 2018
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Diamond anvil, why can't I quit you?
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Sat February 03, 2018
(Do You Remember)
 
 
 
William Shatner .... to return ... to the big screen ... as Captain **dramatic pause** Kirk
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Fri February 02, 2018
(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Is the Parklife Festival banning potato peelers because Liam Gallagher is headlining? Maybe
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Wed January 31, 2018
(Hindustan Times)
 
 
 
Hugh Jackman, Russell Crowe, Margo Robbie, Chris and Liam Hemsworth, Isla Fisher are in the greatest trailer of all time. Of. All. Time
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Thu January 25, 2018
(Page Six)
 
 
 
Game of Thrones star Maisie Williams says she's not hot enough for Hollywood
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(Seattle Times)
 
 
 
Legendary ski and snowboard-filmaker Warren Miller dies at age 93. In lieu of funeral, body to be sent down double black-diamond slope and filmed from all angles
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Tue January 23, 2018
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Neil Diamond announces retirement from touring, citing Parkinson's Disease. Good times never seemed so good until now
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Sat January 20, 2018
(Politicus USA)
 
 
 
Brian Williams says the GOP running Congress is what we'd get if we put drunks in charge
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