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Sun March 07, 2021
(NHL)
 
 
 
Sunday Hockey brings us eight contests that will satisfy your love for the sport. We start off with Sabres-Islanders at Noon ET on NBC, with other top games being Lightning-Blackhawks, Capitals-Flyers, and Rangers-Penguins
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(Premier League)
 
 
 
EPL Sunday starts with West Brom and Newcastle followed by Liverpool and Fulham. MOTD Manchester Derby part II: The Re-Drawnening. Final match a North-South London Derby: Spurs and Palace. Starting at 7:00 AM ET on NBCSN/Peacock+
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Sat March 06, 2021
(NHL)
 
 
 
The day before Hockey Day in America brings us the Battle of Pennsylvania, the Battle of Alberta, the Battle of the Lincoln Tunnel, and the never ending battle to not throw bricks at our TV's whenever Pierre opens his yap. Game on @ 1 PM ET. SUP
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Fri March 05, 2021
(Sad and Useless)
 
 
 
Oh I just wuv squishy-squishing doggo cheeks. SQUEEEEEEEE - um, sorry
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Thu March 04, 2021
(Euro Weekly News)
 
 
 
Dead man comes back to life on the autopsy table. A stake through the heart and decapitation would have taken care of that. Don't doctors watch horror films?
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Wed March 03, 2021
(NHL)
 
 
 
Wednesday Night Hockey brings us six awesome contests. We start off with the Capitals and the Bruins at 7:00 PM ET on NBCSN. Other top contests include Leafs-Oilers and Wild-Knights. Do you need a refill on goon juice and other hockey-related stuff?
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Tue March 02, 2021
(Premier League)
 
 
 
Midweek PL starts with Man. City facing Wandering Wolves. Will Citeh rack up yet another win or Wolves take a bite out of Pep? Match time 3:00 pm ET on NBCSN
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(Sad and Useless)
 
 
 
Babushka cats - or as they say in States of United America "do-rag kitties". Your cat is annoyed & wishes you would work outside the home already
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Sun February 28, 2021
(NHL)
 
 
 
For Sunday hockey we have six games to finish off the month of February. Starting at Noon ET on NBC we have the Bruins and Rangers. Other top games include Capitals and Devils and Penguins and Islanders. Let's end February in style
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(Premier League)
 
 
 
Sunday EPL: Foxes host the Gunners and Palace has Fulham. Both Spurs and Burnely are on 2 match winless streaks. MOTD Can Chelsea continue their good form or will Man. United stop them? Late match 'Pool and Blades. 7:00 am ET on NBCSN/Peacock+
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Wed February 24, 2021
(NHL)
 
 
 
Seven games are up for Wednesday Night Hockey. The games start at 5:00 PM ET and the big contests are Rangers-Flyers at 7:00 PM ET on NBCSN and Kings-Blues at 9:30 PM ET on NBCSN. Let's do it again
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Tue February 23, 2021
(Sad and Useless)
 
 
 
More examples of awkward advertisements. Double the entendres - double the fun
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Sun February 21, 2021
(NHL)
 
 
 
Four games are up for Sunday hockey, starting at 2:00 PM ET with the Devils and Capitals on NBC, and highlighted by the Lake Tahoe game between the Bruins and Flyers at 7:30 PM on NBCSN. Have enough goon juice on hand?
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Fri February 19, 2021
(Premier League)
 
 
 
Friday night Premier League: 12th placed Wolves host 11th place Leeds. Gripping. 3:00 pm ET only on Peacock +
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Wed February 17, 2021
(NHL)
 
 
 
It's your Ash Wednesday hockey thread. It starts at 5:00 PM ET with the Panthers and Hurricanes, for the NBCSN games we have the Original Six bout of the Blackhawks and Red Wings at 7:30 PM ET and Jets and Oilers at 10:00 PM ET. All this and more
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(Sad and Useless)
 
 
 
Squee and yawn at the viscacha - it's basically a really bored rabbit with a long tail
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Sun February 14, 2021
(NHL)
 
 
 
Do you love hockey? For Valentine's Day there are two matchups starting with the Penguins and the Capitals at 3 PM ET on NBC. Then at 7 PM on NBCSN we have the Avalanche and the Golden Knights. Show some love for the best sport on ice
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Sat February 13, 2021
(NHL)
 
 
 
It's Hockey Day in Canada with 10 out of 13 games being played in the Great White North. So come on down. Bring the kids. We got entertainment for the whole family. First puck drops at 3 PM ET. SUP
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Wed February 10, 2021
(NHL)
 
 
 
Two Original Six matchups are in store for Wednesday Night Hockey. Can the Bruins wallop the Rangers? Or will New York upset Boston? Can the Canadiens blow away the Leafs? Or will Toronto beat Montreal? Find out at 7:00 PM ET on NBCSN
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Tue February 09, 2021
(Sad and Useless)
 
 
 
Adventures in manscaping (above the waistline, sunshine). Kinda safe for work & lunch
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(Sad and Useless)
 
 
 
Trends nobody wanted: Half-beards for halfwits
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Sun February 07, 2021
(NHL)
 
 
 
How about some hockey before the big football game? It starts with the Flyers-Capitals at Noon ET on NBC, the other four at 3:00 PM ET (Kings-Knights, Blackhawks-Stars, Wings-Panthers, and Hurricanes-Jackets). It's the party before the party
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Sat February 06, 2021
(NHL)
 
 
 
It's the Battle of Alberta on HNiC & NHLN. But first, will Les Sens be sans goals against Les Habs? Will the Coyotes make St. Louis sing the Blues? Will the Sharks or Ducks manage to get win #5 in the NoCal v. SoCal Slapfight? 1 PM ET start
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Thu February 04, 2021
(Premier League)
 
 
 
Premier League Thursday, only one match and it could be a trainwreck: Spurs and Chelsea. It's a 7th vs 8th London derby, tied on points only one GD separates the clubs. Match time 3:00pm ET on Peacock Prime
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Wed February 03, 2021
(Sad and Useless)
 
Weeners
 
Pop-culture reenactments using wieners is truly an art-form for the Fark masses
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(NHL)
 
 
 
Only two games for Wednesday Night Hockey. At 5:30 PM ET we have the Red Wings duking it out with the Lightning. Then at 8:00 PM ET it is the Bruins and the Flyers squaring off. Both games are on NBCSN. We all ready for a fun time?
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(Sad and Useless)
 
 
 
Using your isolated downtime constructively - staged daddy-daughter photos. Your SQUEEE du jour
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Sun January 31, 2021
(NHL)
 
 
 
Plenty of hockey with eight contests on the last day of January. Top matchups include Devils-Sabres, Stars-Hurricanes, Islanders-Flyers, and Avalanche-Wild. Got your goon juice filled up? The fun begins at 1:00 PM ET on NHL Network
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Sat January 30, 2021
(NHL)
 
 
 
The last hockey Saturday in January brings us a dozen games. Will the Sabres slash the Devils? Will the Flames burn the Habs? Will Chara remember which team he's on? Will we find duct tape strong enough to keep Pierre's mouth shut? GAME ON @ 1 PM ET
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Wed January 27, 2021
(NHL)
 
 
 
There are two games for Wednesday Night Hockey. On NBCSN we have the Blackhawks taking on the Predators at 7:30 PM ET. Then at 8:00 PM ET we have the Senators battling the Canucks. It will be an awesome night
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Sun January 24, 2021
(NHL)
 
 
 
There's more than just football on Sunday: eleven NHL games are on tap for today. We start with the classic Original Six rivalry of the Wings and 'Hawks at 12:30 PM ET on NBC. Other top games are Leafs-Flames, Rangers-Pens, and Preds-Stars, too
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Sat January 23, 2021
(NHL)
 
 
 
The Lightning say "fark these 6 Blue Jackets in particular." The Canadiens & Canucks clash in Canada. And the Flyers & Bruins just don't like each other. Hockey starts @ 2 PM ET
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Wed January 20, 2021
(NHL)
 
 
 
First Wednesday Night Hockey thread of the season, with the Oilers and Maple Leafs starting things off at 7:00 PM ET on NBCSN, we also have Sharks-Blues, Wild-Ducks (9:30 PM ET on NBCSN), and Canadiens-Canucks. Load up on goon juice and be merry
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(DCist)
 
 
 
Yes, this inauguration is kind of strange, but there have been stranger ones. Have you ever heard about the Nixon pigeon massacre?
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Sun January 17, 2021
(Premier League)
 
 
 
Sunday Premier League: Can Sheffield win two in a row? It could get Spursy. MOTD Liverpool and Man. United in a top of the table, hated rival showdown. Man Citeh could move to 2nd if they get by Palace. First match at 9:00 AM ET on NBC
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Sat January 16, 2021
(NHL)
 
 
 
We can haz hockey thread? First puck drops at 1 PM ET ... with nine more games to follow. SUP
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Fri January 15, 2021
(NHL)
 
 
 
NHL Day 3 - Also no reason not to have a daily thread because...hockey. Five games on tap starting at 7pm ET including the second PHI/PIT grudge match. Soon
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(Sad and Useless)
 
 
 
In the mid-to-late 19th Century fashionable men sported some fancy facial hair styles. After losing popularity in the early 20th, beards seem to have made a minor comeback of late. Then there's this
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Thu January 14, 2021
(NHL)
 
 
 
NHL Day 2. No reason for a daily thread after this, but this will cover all the teams that haven't played yet. 10 games scheduled starting at 7pm ET along with an * for DAL/FLA. After months without his dulcet tones, after last night, SHUT UP PIERRE
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(DCist)
 
 
 
Free sacks with every vax
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Wed January 13, 2021
(NHL)
 
 
 
Finally, hockey is back. We start with the battle of the Keystone State with the Penguins and Flyers at 5:30 PM ET on NBCSN. Also the classic Habs-Leafs rivalry, and also the Hawks-Bolts, Canucks-Oilers, and Blues-Avs. Get the goon juice, folks
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Mon January 11, 2021
(Sad and Useless)
 
 
 
It's hard to feel bummed when you're looking at corgi butts
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Thu January 07, 2021
(Sad and Useless)
 
 
 
Maybe they'll lose all that weight & use the excess skin folds to become "flying" squirrels?
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Thu December 31, 2020
(International Ice Hockey)
 
 
 
First up is CZE/AUS. Then 2020's last day brings us fights for the top spot in both groups. CAN/FIN battle for Group A. Then we ring in the new year watching Team USA duel SWE for Group B, but OT could give it to Russia. 2pm ET start, 2021 ET finish
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(Sad and Useless)
 
 
 
Kitty couches - for sofa king pampered cats
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Mon December 28, 2020
(Premier League)
 
 
 
Festive Fixtures part III: Palace needs a win, can they beat a shaky Leicester squad? #7 Aston Villa travels to #8 Chelsea. Which team will be in second after Everton and Citeh square off? Matches start 10:00am ET on NBC/Peacock
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Fri December 25, 2020
(International Ice Hockey)
 
 
 
It might be Christmas Day, but there's hockey on. From the Edmonton bubble, the World Juniors begin at 2 PM ET with Switzerland v Slovakia, but the main event today is Russia v USA at 9:30 PM ET (All games on NHL Network in the States, TSN up north)
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Thu December 24, 2020
(NORAD Santa Tracker)
 
 
 
Santa is taking off across the skies this Christmas Eve. Any fun stories from the places he visits? Any interesting Christmas Eve traditions? How does he get around the world in one night. NORAD's yearly tracking of Santa begins 3AM EST
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Sun December 20, 2020
(Premier League)
 
 
 
Sunday PL has four matches: Sheffield still looking for its first win, will BHA fend them off? Followed by top 5 battle with Spurs and Foxes, then Man U and Leeds, and West Brom and Aston Villa in the evening. Starting at 7:00 am ET on NBC/Peacock
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Sat December 19, 2020
(Premier League)
 
 
 
The EPL holiday fixtures crush begins with Palace hosting Liverpool, followed by Saints and Citizens, Everton and Arsenal, and Newcastle and Fulham. Matches start at 7:30 AM ET on NBC/Peacock
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Sat December 12, 2020
(Sad and Useless)
 
 
 
"But Dad, I don't want to pose for a family Christmas photo... and where are your pants?"
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Tue December 08, 2020
(Sad and Useless)
 
 
 
Waitress - 'The dishwashers quit & we're out of plates'. Restaurant manager - 'I got this. To the hardware store'
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Thu December 03, 2020
(DCist)
 
 
 
Author Jason Reynolds helps out several local bookstores by buying every copy of his books from them so readers can have them for free and spend their cash on other books while they're there
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(Sad and Useless)
 
 
 
If 2020 was a bunch of memes
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Wed December 02, 2020
(Sad and Useless)
 
 
 
Humbug pets hate their holiday hats - fur sure
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Fri November 27, 2020
(Sad and Useless)
 
 
 
Back in the '80s sweaters were allowed to be ugly all year long - not just at Christmas. Behold the frump
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Thu November 26, 2020
(Sad and Useless)
 
 
 
Today on 'Bored Artisans in the Kitchen' - sandwiches
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