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Fri May 25, 2018
(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
Amazon claims "unlikely" string of events led to Echo's recording of family's private chat and sending it to random person
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Thu May 24, 2018
(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
You mean filling your home with devices that are always listening might be a privacy invasion? You don't say
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Racist president pardons white woman's husband
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Wed May 23, 2018
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
"Werepups?" ... *pointing* ... "There. There pups. There castle"
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Tue May 22, 2018
(MSN)
 
 
 
She is 34 years old. She owns 8 homes. Here is how she did it
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
"You're all going down. You know who you are. Mark my word"
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Mon May 21, 2018
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Serena Williams apparently won beer pong at the royal wedding after-party
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Sat May 19, 2018
(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
Bad: Airline passenger punches dog. Worse: It was a service dog. Worster: For a deaf woman. Worsterer: he also punched the woman in the stomach. Worsterest: she's pregnant
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(MSN)
 
 
 
"Too rare"? Ha...subby prefers his steak chased through the kitchen with a warm knife. Take THAT, Ms. Food Critic
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Thu May 17, 2018
(Sports Illustrated)
 
 
 
Lucas Glover's Wife Blamed the Attack on Her Mother-in-Law In 911 Call
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Wed May 16, 2018
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
If you're going to write plays about political corruption and coverup in Russia, you may want to leave Russia before doing so
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(People Magazine)
 
 
 
Frances Bean Cobain's ex-husband takes her father's MTV Unplugged guitar in divorce settlement. Now that is an angry man
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(Sports Illustrated)
 
 
 
PGA golfer's wife ratcheted up the pressure to win
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Tue May 15, 2018
(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
Dear Ellie - My husband is addicted to teen porn, and I have teenage daughters. Wat do? Besides realizing one may have nothing to do with the other?
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(The Local)
 
 
 
Cool: Proud mom gets tattoos of her sons' names. Not Cool: One is misspelled. Fark: So she changes the kid's name to match the tattoo. Brilliant
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Mon May 14, 2018
(WFLA Tampa Bay)
 
 
 
Look, Son. On Mother's Day, Mom gets all the booze she wants, so don't argue about it
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(Vice)
 
 
 
"As part of the divorce settlement, My client is demanding a share of her ex-husband's $1.4 million Bitcoin holdings...okay now it's $1 million...and now it's $500,000...okay, now she owes him money"
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Thu May 10, 2018
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Geena Davis tells her 4th husband that she wants to start a league of her own
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Wed May 09, 2018
(FOX6Now)
 
 
 
18-month-old in crib narrowly misses being shot by a drunk guy a half mile away playing with his new gun. Super crib stops the bullet, saves the day
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: I live in a big city; I am white, married, heterosexual, and cisgender. We have a lot of LGBTQ friends; however, they mock my 'vanilla' sex life and say my husband and I are unnatural for not being poly. Should I get new friends?"
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(Digital Spy)
 
 
 
BBC filters out Last Post after one season
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Tue May 08, 2018
(Tech Crunch)
 
 
 
-.-. --- --- .-.. ?
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
The Bay Area is so expensive divorced parents can't afford to live separately
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Mon May 07, 2018
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Melania finally releases her official White House campaign against cyberbullying as First Lady. Fark: She plagiarized it from Obama
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(People Magazine)
 
 
 
Bill Murray helps couple find out the sex of their baby with a golf swing
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Curse-averse researchers conclude there is no hidden room in Tutankhamun's tomb
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Are you saying she lied on her Visa application? Because old Europe is France, Germany and Belgium according to the GOP, and she didn't come from one of those
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Sun May 06, 2018
(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
India & China: Welcome to the Sausage Party
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(Slate)
 
 
 
No matter how invasive your parents are, nothing tops "Taking their grandchild to get baptized even though you told them no"
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Sat May 05, 2018
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Former husband of Sopranos' star convicted of
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Fri May 04, 2018
(Fox 13 Tampa Bay)
 
 
 
After 9 days, Florida woman gets giant NOPE out of ear
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Sex addiction is no joke. NO JOKE. 5 times a day, NOT ENOUGH. No joke. Heh (NSFW)
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Thu May 03, 2018
(BET)
 
 
 
Opinion piece: Camille Cosby deserves side-eye for her hypocrisy and damage control moves. (Looks at source) WHOA
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Thursday Prudie is best Prudie: "My roommate wants me to stop showering with my boyfriend because he didn't like imagining what we do in there. Wat do?"
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(NBC New York)
 
 
 
Camille Cosby releases three-page statement on husband's sex assault verdict
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
After 28 years, Paulina Porizkova realizes she's married to Ric Ocasek
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Wed May 02, 2018
(CNN)
 
 
 
GOP Senate candidate: Military experience is inherently conservative and veterans who vote Democrat have issues with "cognitive thought processes"
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: I've been divorced for years; my ex has remarried. I move often with my career, and we've remained friends; when I visit my kids, I stay at her home. My girlfriends wrongly assume I'm still in love; how can I convince them I'm not?"
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Tue May 01, 2018
(MSN)
 
 
 
"I have a dishwasher at home myself: My wife. That was bad. Actually, I do the dishes, most of the time"
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: Five months after getting married, I found out my husband had a long-term girlfriend. We're getting divorced, and my mom and his mom are asking if we finished thank-you notes. Am I still obligated to write them since we're through?"
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Fri April 27, 2018
(ABC News)
 
 
 
Amy Schumer hospitalized with kidney infection, which will be the hilarious plot in Schumer's next movie "I feel sick"
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Thu April 26, 2018
(ABC News)
 
 
 
Twitter user solves age-old missing sock in washing machine mystery. Still no solution for tweeting presidents
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(My Fox 8 Greensboro)
 
 
 
Woman arrested for felony B&E at hospital claims she wasn't trying to steal newborns from neonatal units, just hand-deliver first baby bibles to babies. But crazy eyes don't lie
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: My mom got pregnant with me in high school; she raised me on her own. I'm 23; my husband and I are expecting our first child. My mother is 41, and she and her new husband are expecting. Am I right to feel resentment at her pregnancy?"
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Delta Airlines: Tie her up. Tie her up. Tie her up
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Wed April 25, 2018
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Surely the airlines have learned by now not to treat people badly, lest it go viral. Delta: Hold my beer while I tie this woman to her wheelchair with a dirty blanket and tell her to shut the fark up
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(Lifehacker)
 
 
 
Put on your robe and wizard hat
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
President Trump's female doppelganger has finally been found. Ummmm... thanks, internet
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Tue April 24, 2018
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
The View agrees that Donald Trump, Jr will will have a very easy time finding someone new because he's handsome
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: I gave birth to twins. It was traumatic. Bed rest for 5 months, twins in the hospital for weeks. My husband doesn't want more kids; he had a secret vasectomy he won't reverse. It's torn us apart; I sleep in the guest bed. What do?"
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Sun April 22, 2018
(CNN)
 
 
 
It's Sunday, so of course Kellyanne Conway goes on CNN and gets her scales all ruffled up
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Fri April 20, 2018
(5 News Fayetteville)
 
 
 
Pregnant woman goes into labor during tornado on Friday the 13th. Jason, Dorothy not on the list of names
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Thu April 19, 2018
(The Onion)
 
 
 
Mom wants everyone to rub one out before hitting the road. Do you follow that advice?
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Wed April 18, 2018
(Herald Tribune (SW Florida))
 
 
 
If you haven't seen Twiggy the water skiing squirrel, this weekend is your last chance
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Christ, what an asshole
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: I have a British coworker who intentionally mispronounces everyone's name in the office, and when confronted he blames his accent. My husband is British and doesn't have trouble. We have no HR. How can we stop these microaggressions?"
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Tue April 17, 2018
(NPR)
 
NewsFlash
 
Barbara Bush dies at 92
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Neanderthal Matt Damon apparently threatened Stormy Daniels to keep her mouth shut about sleeping with Trump. So, Matt Damon, then
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Mon April 16, 2018
(TVLine)
 
 
 
"Supergirl" returns from winter hiatus, where Mon-El ponders revealing to Kara the secret of the Legion's ability for plentiful dairy production in the future. 8 PM ET, on the CW
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(Page Six)
 
 
 
"George Stephanopoulos is having way more sex than you"
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(Page Six)
 
 
 
"George Stephanopoulos is having way more sex than you"
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Sat April 14, 2018
(Hawaii News Now)
 
 
 
Mermaid looks for a little tail
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Fri April 13, 2018
(STLToday)
 
 
 
Okay, so aside from Greitens himself, is there anyone left in Missouri that wants him to stay on as Governor?
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: My daughter is a freshman in college out of state. My wife is using an app to track her every move; it's causing my daughter to resent her. I'm against it; my wife says she should have nothing to hide. How can I get her to let go?"
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Thu April 12, 2018
(NYPost)
 
 
 
NYPost gets a copy of Comey's book. Yes, it is true. Comey peed on Trump's sofa
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
NYPost gets a copy of Comey's book. Yes, it is true. Comey peed on Trump's sofa
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(Miami Herald)
 
 
 
Elderly El Paso couple want killer bees removed from their home. "They don't pay rent." "Last year, they weren't quite as aggressive as they are this year"
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"My husband just found religion; he's been going to church and is uppity about it. I never had religion to lose; it's a silly concept. He wants to drag the kids with him; they've never been. Should I let him?"
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Wed April 11, 2018
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Well, to be fair, that's because he doesn't have one
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Deportation or admit in open court that your manhood really is just a quarter-inch killer? Decisions, decisions, decisions
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Tue April 10, 2018
(NYPost)
 
 
 
If you're a teacher participating in a statewide teacher walkout, you're not helping the cause if you use the time to have sex with a student
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Mon April 09, 2018
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Tammy Duckworth (D) becomes first Senator to give birth while in office. Figuratively speaking, of course
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Sun April 08, 2018
(PennLive)
 
 
 
Shooting your husband in the head because you don't want to cook him breakfast isn't normal. But in Normalville it is
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Excuse me, are there any non-assholes working in the airline industry? Hello? No, seriously, isn't there at least one person with a touch of common sense and compassion? Hello?
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Sat April 07, 2018
(AZ Family)
 
 
 
Mother of the year candidate arrested after her child ate the best macaroni and cheese ever
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(Daily Dot)
 
 
 
"Hi there, nice to meet you guys. This is my husband, David and these are my kids, Grönkulla and Fyrkantig"
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Fri April 06, 2018
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Free meatballs served at testicular cancer event. What, no prairie oysters?
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: My parents plan big vacations for the family; they pay for everything. I'm 30 and a recent grad student, and my brother is younger. But they expect me to share a bed with my brother; how can I get them to pay for separate rooms?"
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Thu April 05, 2018
(USA Today)
 
Weeners
 
Hopefully Amazon's new Lorena Bobbitt documentary series doesn't end up on the cutting room floor
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(Metro)
 
 
 
I think this might explain Japan's low birth rate
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Wed April 04, 2018
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Sad: 11-year-old girl's mother died two years ago. Sadder: Her dad didn't know what to do with her hair so he hacked it off. Cool: Now her bus driver styles her hair for her almost every day
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(Metro)
 
 
 
In other news, Prince Philip is becoming more Cyborg than Time Lord
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Tue April 03, 2018
(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Monthly membership to Ancestry.com: $19.99. First class postage for sending in your DNA sample: $2.66. Discovering your biological father is your parents' fertility doctor: Priceless
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Man stabs his wife 123 times, claims no memory of the incident. Not reported: quality of his business cards, size of his Huey Lewis & The News collection
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
Re Mi Do Do (octave lower) So
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(CTV News)
 
 
 
"F**king hip. I blame the f**king peasants for this. By the way nurse, nice cans"
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: I am an executive director of a nonprofit working with at-risk youth. I interviewed a woman who has great references who could do wonders. She's homophobic and Islamophobic. Should I hire her, or will she harm kids with her views?"
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Mon April 02, 2018
(Action News Jacksonville)
 
 
 
Everything is possible in the magical world of Disney. Even the arrest of your local Congressman's wife for "disorderly intoxication" (with mugshot)
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Fri March 30, 2018
(Komo)
 
 
 
Mary Kay Letourneau's husband is now old enough to drink
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Only an idiot would want to be the next White House Communications Director, according to the guy who's married to the next White House Communications Director
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(Slate)
 
 
 
You might want to sit down for this, but it kind of looks like Melania Trump's anti-bullying campaign hasn't really accomplished much and is just sort of winding down without any fanfare
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"It's not that my child is too ignorant or lazy; it's that he's just too smart for homework"
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(WPTV)
 
NewsFlash
 
Pulse Nightclub gunman's wife found not guilty
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Thu March 29, 2018
(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
Things normal people cheer about: their team making a touchdown, getting a raise. Things this guy cheers about: getting sentenced to death
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Wed March 28, 2018
(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
I think you flooded the engine
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Tue March 27, 2018
(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: We were visiting friends on vacation. My husband had his laptop. One of the kids watched a video on it. No one put it away and another kid spilled juice on it, ruining it. Should those parents chip in for the replacement?"
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Mon March 26, 2018
(CNN)
 
 
 
TLDR - Trump is slowly making Melania more and more like Hillary Clinton
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Sat March 24, 2018
(Patch)
 
 
 
Patriots owner sends team plane to carry Parkland students to DC March for our Lives. Dammit, Kraft, Subby's allergic to onions
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Fri March 23, 2018
(Silicon Republic)
 
 
 
Scientists stunned to capture first mating footage of bizarre anglerfish, but not as stunned as the anglerfish was when it realized its mating was being filmed
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(WGNO)
 
 
 
58-year-old plus sized model takes the runway by storm for New Orleans Fashion Week
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Woman attacks husband because he: A) let his guard down, B) forgot her medication, C) forgot anniversary
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Woman attacks husband because he: A) let his guard down, B) forgot her medication, C) forgot anniversary
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Thu March 22, 2018
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Emily Ratajkowski shares nude photos, and I'm the only one left reading this headline (probably NSFW)
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Wed March 21, 2018
(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
"How white lies can benefit Alzheimer's patients." Hope Hicks feeling vindicated
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Tue March 20, 2018
(I Heart Radio)
 
 
 
TLC star learns that if you appear on a show about polygamy and live where polygamy is illegal, you could go to jail for a decade
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Pregnant tourist goes wading, gives birth in Red Sea. Well, yeah, it would be
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Mon March 19, 2018
(US Magazine)
 
 
 
Donald Trump Jr may have had affair with Real Doll
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(FOX6Now)
 
 
 
'Why not?' Wisconsin governor candidate who breastfed in campaign ad brushes aside criticism
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Sun March 18, 2018
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
With Melania's upcoming cyberbullying summit, CNN decides to point out all the bullying Tweets sent by her husband
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Fri March 16, 2018
(Page Six)
 
 
 
You know a divorce is about to be fun when someone hires a criminal defense attorney to represent them
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Romanian man is declared legally dead, and denied an appeal. Unfortunately, the story behind it is less Bram Stoker and more Mel Brooks
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Wed March 14, 2018
(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
Some husbands give traditional gift of silver plate on 23rd wedding anniversaries. This husband gave wife his kidney on silver platter instead
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Mon March 12, 2018
(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
Tim McGraw performs "Humble & Kind & Passing Out From Dehydration" live on stage
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Sun March 11, 2018
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Jesse Watter's wife leaves him to allow him more time to kiss up to Trump. Oh, and he had an affair with a producer at Fox News
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Sat March 10, 2018
(FOX6Now)
 
 
 
Woman convicted twice of trying to hire a hit man to kill her ex-husband has tried a third time from jail. You have to give her credit for effort
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Russell Crowe selling jock straps (among other stuff) for something called "The Art of Divorce"
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Fri March 09, 2018
(MSN)
 
 
 
Ya ya, Zsa Zsa Gabor's ninth, last, and most colorful husband is auctioning off all her stuff. Any takers?
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(Vox)
 
 
 
Me Too needs to include sexual assaults that occur during marriage
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
'By living frugally, at age 32 I retired to a lovely home on a 66-acre farm, with my husband and child' and of course anyone can do what we did so buy our book lol we're pretty cool
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Tue March 06, 2018
(The Sun)
 
 
 
News: Woman is stopped by airport security for having a gun. Fark: An-inch long charm she wore on her necklace that was a gift from her late husband. Mega Fark: She was told it was "too dangerous" and passengers might think it was real (possible nsfw content on page)
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Sun March 04, 2018
(UPI)
 
 
 
Back yard camera catches talking crow saying "hello" to a squirrel. The crow was probably interested in the squirrel's nuts
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Sat March 03, 2018
(Space.com)
 
 
 
So, does this mean "History of the World Part II" is back on?
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(WLWT)
 
 
 
Farker's cousin thwarts a kidnapping while on family vacation
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Thu March 01, 2018
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
"My Bad Teacher" starring Jennifer Connelly
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: I am from a rich family. I chose to work at a job that pays 30% less than I am worth; I am giving back. But my coworkers disparage people with money and people who come from money; they don't know I'm rich and offended. What do I do?"
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
The missing CDC scientist story keeps getting weirder
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Tue February 27, 2018
(US Magazine)
 
 
 
So you're married to Serena Williams, and you want to surprise her. Do you get her a) chocolate, b) a new racket, or c) four billboards with pictures of your infant daughter
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
First Lady calls for adults to promote values of "encouragement, kindness, compassion, and respect" online. That's the joke
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(Metro)
 
Boobies
 
Sex therapist MILF... ...hey where did everyone go?
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(CNN)
 
 
 
In yet another sign that the Trump marriage is a happy and stable one, FLOTUS has just publicly sided with the Parkland students for gun control
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(US Magazine)
 
 
 
Kristen Bell. Anal worms. Greenlight
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Mon February 26, 2018
(Fox 4 KC)
 
 
 
Jayhawks fan turns 102 years old, remembers when Jayhawks were not extinct
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Sun February 25, 2018
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Scott Pilgrim to face off against Obi-Wan Kenobi in upcoming sequel
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Sat February 24, 2018
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Mother Succor
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(Pittsburgh Tribune-Review)
 
 
 
Lecherous, drunk, and threatening to kill your husband with a steak knife is no way to go to Congress
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Thu February 22, 2018
(Washington Examiner)
 
 
 
Mike Pence kicks back "every Friday night" with O'Doul's alcohol-free beer, wife says
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(Fox 4 Now Fort Myers)
 
 
 
Florida Man likely to be disappointed to hear his escort showed up at 2:30 a.m. wearing see-through lingerie ... but went to the wrong house
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: My husband and I learned his mom gave $50,000 to an online scammer after being catfished; we got her finances back in order, but are worried it'll happen again. We want to catfish her to see if she falls for it again; is that okay?"
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Wed February 21, 2018
(The Japan News)
 
 
 
Dear Troubleshooter: My husband is ripe. What do I do without offending him? Dear Ms A: I suggest you say to him things like, "When you sweat, wipe your armpits well," while putting a spare item of underwear in his bag when he leaves for work
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
British Comedienne who does an act about the importance of freedom of speech is being sued by her ex-husband who is seeking an injunction forbidding her from talking about him during her act
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Sun February 18, 2018
(CNN)
 
 
 
Well, it's either Stockholm Syndrome or else she's the mastermind behind the Russian plot
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
"My most embarrassing moment was meeting Morrissey on an escalator"
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Fri February 16, 2018
(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
Dear Ellie: I'm in an abusive relationship with a narcissist and chronic manipulator (difficulty: wife, not husband). Ellie: Get out out out out OUT
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"I'm not bonding with my baby. Is this normal? Am I strange for not feeling that immediate connection?"
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Thu February 15, 2018
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Not news: Knicks choke. News: A record choke. We're talking a Mets up 7 games with 12 to play type of choke. A Falcons going out to meet Tom Brady in the second half of the SB kind of choke. Seriously, it was bad
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Wed February 14, 2018
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Doctors discover woman has two butt holes. Three if you count her husband
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(WTVR)
 
 
 
This is your captain speaking. If you're the passenger in 28E, your wife would like to announce to the whole plane that she's pregnant again
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(Slate)
 
 
 
She wants a night home caring for her toddler and bonding. He wants a raucous night on the town. Welcome to the disparate experiences of parenting
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Something will soon be rotting in the state of Denmark
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Guy with interim security clearance who sees the PDB every day has tapped three different credit lines in 12 months. Alarm bells are ringing, Willie
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Tue February 13, 2018
(LA Daily News)
 
 
 
Homeless guy broke in to watch porn on the computer, but it's all good because he brought his own porn with him
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(ELLE)
 
 
 
Elle Magazine's profile of Louise Linton is like reading an interview of Marie Antoinette
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(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
20 women claim leaders within the Mormon church told them to stay with their abusers. Hero tag is for the women coming forward
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(WREG Memphis)
 
 
 
Elementary school teacher arrested on drug charges hasn't blinked in days
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
"Rob Porter is my ex-husband". Get your popcorn
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Mon February 12, 2018
(CNN)
 
 
 
Jennifer Garner is out selling Girl Scout cookies (with pics)
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Submitter needs to be in Nashville on an upcoming Thursday evening. What's to do there? Those Opry guys are closed that day
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Rob Porter's ex-wife "floored" by Trump's statements about her ex-husband, apparently hasn't been paying attention
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Sat February 10, 2018
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Melania Trump would not move into White House until evil spirits were removed. Personally, I'd take evil spirits over creepy lowlife conservatives who like to punch their wives
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(ACLU)
 
 
 
U.S. Immigration Services to woman that's been here since she was 3: Come on in. Let's start the process of making you a citizen. - Woman: Okay - ICE: Yoink
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Fri February 09, 2018
(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
"Pop It Pal" is A) a pop-music player on a USB stick, B) a Paypal program for cryptocurrencies, C) a toy that lets you squeeze out artificial pimples
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(NPR)
 
 
 
A tender love story of two vets who met 25 years ago, fell in love, and got married in the veterans home. If you're reading this on Fark, you know there's a twist
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Thu February 08, 2018
(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
Man arrested for selling wife's kidney, which she didn't know was missing. How does that work exactly? "Honey look over there" "What?" *yoink* "Never mind"
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(Tuscaloosa News)
 
 
 
A teacher who was fired for having sex with a student is now challenging the law and says her firing was unconstitutional. Fark: She may technically be correct
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Not this shiat again
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Wed February 07, 2018
(Slate)
 
 
 
The REAL way they all became the Brady Bunch
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Celine Dion shakes a bronze replica of her dead husband's hand just before she goes on stage... for good luck. This is all entirely normal but what she rides just before she goes to bed is inappropriate
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Tue February 06, 2018
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Purchaser of many bridges calls pastor "wolf in sheep's clothing" after she accepted his offer to heal her PTSD with his penis
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(WOODTV Grand Rapids)
 
 
 
14th time is the charm
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: My son and his wife are having our first grandchild. I was told her mother, not me, was welcome in the delivery room. My son doesn't value me; I tried reasoning with her parents. How can I get them to reverse their cruel decision?"
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Mon February 05, 2018
(Action News Jacksonville)
 
 
 
Husband to wife during traffic stop: Hide my cocaine in your hoo-ha. K9 officer: Hold my beer
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Dear Coleen: I'm married and have great sex life with husband - but I can't stop sleeping with other men
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Fri February 02, 2018
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Mother and Ex-husband of Jim Carrey's late ex-girlfriend: So, that Wrongful Death Suit we filed against Jim Carrey saying he was responsible for her OD? Yeah never mind, our bad
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Thu February 01, 2018
(AVN)
 
 
 
'80s porn star, former husband of Wednesday Addams and great grandnephew of Leon Trotsky, Jerry Butler dead at 58
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
President Trump's approval rating soars due to his presidentialalityness
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Wed January 31, 2018
(People Magazine)
 
 
 
Michelle Obama reveals the secrets of Melania's box
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: I'm a single mom of Persian descent with a daughter. My boyfriend has a teenage son who is a Nazi; he spouts alt-right propaganda and says racist things to my daughter and I. His mom taught him this hate. Can this relationship work?"
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Tue January 30, 2018
(News 13 Orlando)
 
 
 
"Listen, and understand. Florida Man is out there. He can't be bargained with. He can't be reasoned with. And he will not stop ringing your doorbell until you shoot him"
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Check cleared
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(Fox 59)
 
 
 
Dad delivers baby in minivan. Also may not have thought his choice of t-shirt through
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: I have an autoimmune disease causing me to suffer from a brain cloud. I'm 50, own a home and a car, saved for retirement, but can't work. I had to apply for Medicare; I feel doctors and friends look down on me. Should I be ashamed?"
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Mon January 29, 2018
(Fark)
 
 
 
So who is planning to boycott Trump's State of The Union speech, also known as LiarGate 2018
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(uExpress)
 
 
 
Dear Abby: I have recently realized that my husband is an accomplished liar and has been from day one. To top it off, he lies about stupid things, which makes me wonder what important things he's lying about. Is this marriage doomed? Trapped in WH
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Fri January 26, 2018
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
A vulture named Harold shocked sanctuary staff, who thought for 20 years the bird was male, when 'he' laid an egg. NTTAWWT
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
20-years ago today Bill Clinton denied having "sex" with Monica Lewinsky since foreplay doesn't count
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: My son is 17 and will soon graduate, but he is a serial pot user--and it's illegal. He's been arrested and through intervention; he says his goal is to move out, work, and smoke pot. Should I let him have access to his college fund?"
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