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Thu February 02, 2023
(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Dating guru upstages Subby, reveals 'ridiculous' sex act that totally kills the mood in the bedroom (possible nsfw content on page)
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Wed February 01, 2023
(MSN)
 
 
 
Ethics complaint filed with Congress and the DOJ alleging that the activities of a spouse of Supreme Court Justice create a conflict of interest that should make her husband recuse himself from most cases. Difficulty: NOT Clarence and Ginny Thomas
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Fri January 27, 2023
(WESH Orlando)
 
 
 
"FWC said it "responded to witness reports and video evidence of an individual striking a shark with a hammer" and that the agency takes "potential resource violations seriously and is currently investigating this incident"
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Thu January 26, 2023
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Welcome to Home Depot. How may I help you? Where can I find paint? Aisle 2. Light bulbs? Aisle 7. Bathroom fixtures? Aisle 32. Great, now do you have any future husbands in stock?
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Welcome to Home Depot. How may I help you? Where can I find paint? Aisle 2. Light bulbs? Aisle 7. Bathroom fixtures? Aisle 32. Great, now do you have any future husbands in stock?
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
At least they picked an appropriate location
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(Paper Magazine)
 
 
 
Jam jar melts under questioning, pours out confession that Shakira's husband cheated on her
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Wed January 25, 2023
(Slate)
 
 
 
"My husband keeps spending the night at a platonic female friend's house. Should I be concerned?"
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"My husband keeps spending the night at a platonic female friend's house. Should I be concerned?"
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Tue January 24, 2023
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Pete Buttigieg is legally married. For some reason certain catholic groups have a problem with this. Maybe the priests are secretly attracted to him? Who can say?
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Mon January 23, 2023
(The Sun)
 
 
 
"My husband sleeps in the spare bedroom and doesn't want to have sex ever. What. Do?" (possible nsfw content on page)
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
It takes a good guy with a gas pump to stop a bad guy with a gas pump
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Sun January 22, 2023
(NPR)
 
 
 
Florida woman decides to administer alternative pain control for terminally ill husband. It was super effective
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Fri January 20, 2023
(Leicester Mercury)
 
 
 
OnlyFans performer keeps getting asked to show off her iconic tunnel scene
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(Vice)
 
 
 
Living the dream: steal $800,000 from your bank, ghost your husband and family, move to the big city and start a new life. And she got away with it for 26 years
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Tue January 17, 2023
(KCRA 3 Sacramento)
 
 
 
Dump me? Well I'm gonna dump you too. With this here pickup truck
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(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
Florida woman zips husband up in suitcase to die while playing hide-and-seek
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(Morse code)
 
 
 
Wife pines to be loved by her husband as much as he loves Josh Allen
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Sun January 15, 2023
(CNN)
 
 
 
I'm walkin' here
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Thu January 12, 2023
(Twitter)
 
 
 
...and my gay husband
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Wed January 11, 2023
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Nine-year-old Maryland girl and avid paleontologist finds an ultra-rare megalodon shark tooth on the beach. Hopefully won't put it under her pillow to make the rest of it come alive
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"My husband never remembers anything I tell him. Why is that?"
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Tue January 10, 2023
(Boston 25 News)
 
 
 
Hacksaw and blood found during search of dumpster from missing Cohasset woman's husband's mom's apartment complex
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Dan Savage or ChatGPT?
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(NECN Boston)
 
 
 
Ben Affleck seen taking orders at a Massachusetts Dunkin' Donuts, possibly to avoid being forced into doing "Gigli 2"
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Sat January 07, 2023
(LocalSYR)
 
 
 
Contest you don't want to win: Oldest furnace
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Fri January 06, 2023
(AP News)
 
 
 
"The only thing I'm guilty of is loving you soooooo much", Says woman who repeatedly poisoned her husband in an attempt to get her hands on his 70 y/o assets
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Mon January 02, 2023
(WHDH Boston)
 
 
 
Thoughtful husband tops up the gas tank so his wife won't have to; is rewarded by instant karma
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Thu December 29, 2022
(Merriam-Webster)
 
 
 
The Merriam-Webster word of the day for December 29 is espouse, as in "Jack met his wife on the internet, making her his espouse"
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(Merriam-Webster)
 
 
 
The Merriam-Webster word of the day for December 29 is espouse, as in "Jack met his wife on the internet, making her his espouse"
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
"My mom hated me so much that I didn't get an inheritance when she died. What the hell?" (possible nsfw content on page)
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Wed December 28, 2022
(WRAL)
 
 
 
Biscuits taste great, but they taste even better when they come with a side of $700,000.00
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
So they were charging before?
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Sat December 24, 2022
(MSN)
 
 
 
Murder (okay, manslaughter) pays
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Fri December 23, 2022
(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Miss Manners agrees with husband who was embarrassed by wife ordering "messy" ribs at dinner
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Sun December 18, 2022
(Fox News)
 
 
 
The secret to a successful modern marriage is to simply never see your spouse
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(WLKY Louisville)
 
 
 
Dental Office Holiday Partygoer loses her White Elephant TJ Maxx $25 gift card, so she 'steals' Kentucky Lottery Scratchers...wins $50 & $175,000 top prize. Meanwhile FARK Admins fight over Hot Cocoa Sampler Box
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Sat December 17, 2022
(MSN)
 
 
 
If you ever needed an example of love at first sight, here's the video for you. This love is extra special because it's the love between a little girl and a shelter cat. Welcome to Caturday
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(Fox 7 Austin)
 
 
 
Roughly $1.3 million stolen in juggling incidents this year in Austin, Texas. Wait. No. Jugging incidents. Not juggling. Well, that doesn't sound nearly as fun, does it?
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Fri December 16, 2022
(WANE Ft. Wayne)
 
 
 
Teen Girl Squad, 2022 edition: Hey, wait, you aren't a teen. And why are you showing us your boyfriend's junk?
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Wed December 14, 2022
(The Sun)
 
 
 
"My husband says I'm turning into my mother but he's the real jerk" (possible nsfw content on page)
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Tue December 13, 2022
(CBS News)
 
 
 
Not news: Recovering alcoholic opens non-alcoholic bottle shop in Minneapolis "to help others in their sobriety journey." Fark: They also sell cannabis and THC-infused drinks
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Thu December 08, 2022
(CNN)
 
 
 
If you like your husband you get to keep your husband. Wives too, presumably
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Revenge is a dress best served hot (not safe for work)
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Mon December 05, 2022
(WFLA Tampa Bay)
 
 
 
Shooting homeowners association president, her husband over "HOA issues" guarantees you'll be finding new accommodations very soon
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Sun December 04, 2022
(Metro)
 
 
 
Yo dawg, we herd you're a dog needing some emotional support, so we got you your own emotional support dog
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Fri December 02, 2022
(MSN)
 
 
 
Parenting can be hard. Real hard
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
"My husband watched porn on his phone while we were having sex and I am unable to cope with this. What do?" (possible nsfw content on page)
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Thu December 01, 2022
(Slate)
 
 
 
I only like my husband when he's drunk
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Mon November 28, 2022
(The Sun)
 
 
 
"I'm less concerned about my husband having a mistress than I am about her revealing his wedgie fetish" (possible nsfw content on page)
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
"I broke my husband's heart when I cheated on him. Now, he's moved on and I can't stand it. What do?" (possible nsfw content on page)
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Day 278 of WW3: Russian moms launch anti-war petition on Russia's Mother's Day, call on Moscow to bring home sons, brothers and husbands. So we know where the next untrained troops will be coming from. It's your Monday Ukraine war discussion
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Thu November 24, 2022
(WSBTV)
 
Hero
 
Three McD's employees help deliver healthy baby in the bathroom, baby immediately starts crying when told the McFlurry machine was down for maintenance
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Sun November 20, 2022
(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Elderly couple attacked at Elton John concert two nights earlier than is alright
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(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Elderly couple attacked at Elton John concert two nights earlier than is alright
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Sat November 19, 2022
(CNN)
 
 
 
Search and rescue team in northern Michigan rescue hunter who fell into an icy river with the help of a very good boy. Fark: An 80-year old hunter
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Thu November 17, 2022
(The Sun)
 
 
 
"My husband says he would rather pay strangers for sex than have sex with me. Should I start to charge him?" (possible nsfw content on page)
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Wed November 16, 2022
(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Denise Richards avoids injury after her car shot up in L.A. 'road rage' incident. I'M FROM BUENOS AIRES AND I SAY KILL 'EM ALL
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Tue November 15, 2022
(Super Throwback Party)
 
 
 
Beyoncé and Jay-Z have 88 problems, but a lack of Grammy nominations ain't one
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Mon November 14, 2022
(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
Snek thirsty
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Sat November 12, 2022
(East Bay Times)
 
 
 
Having declared your menu ahead of time, you were under no obligation to change it based on your friends' critique
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Fri November 11, 2022
(ABC 15)
 
 
 
Husband and wife who were Lake Havasu City grade-school teachers fired for also providing sex ed via distance learning
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Thu November 10, 2022
(The Sun)
 
 
 
"My husband won't agree to take time out of his work schedule to follow my cycles and won't give me a baby. I have a colleague who is very taken with me; can I just secretly have his child?" (possible nsfw content on page)
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Sun November 06, 2022
(Texas Observer)
 
 
 
Texas family of pastors addresses leaving the profession: "When [my husband] said he did not think white supremacy was part of God's kingdom, the council president looked straight at him and said, 'I disagree.'"
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Fri November 04, 2022
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Mum left fuming over a little spilled milk, that and after her husband let their 24-year-old babysitter use their shower while he was home
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Megyn Kelly rips into Meghan Markle for the horrible offense of...referring to Prince Harry as her husband
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Wed November 02, 2022
(Page Six)
 
 
 
Enjoy your meal
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(Some Tired Mom)
 
 
 
"I always tell people now: My husband had a midlife crisis, found a cult, and left the marriage," Heather says. The cult was Crossfit
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Desperate Russian draftees have essentially turned into John C. McGinley from Platoon
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
"Ten years ago, I had an affair with an intern. My husband and I were also trying to conceive. Our son is ten now and he is exhibiting tendencies that remind me of the intern. What do?" (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Inverse)
 
 
 
Will Andor escape the Hell of Imperial prison or will he get shocked? Will Mon Mothma's husband insist on serving Mon Calamari at their next dinner party? Find out when "Andor" S1E9 streams at 3 AM ET on Disney+
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Tue November 01, 2022
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
There are a lot of good reasons to get an Apple Watch: to track your workouts, to check your heart rate, to get your messages, to alert the authorities after your husband has buried you alive...wait, back up one
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Sat October 29, 2022
(AP News)
 
 
 
So what was really behind the attack on Pelosi's husband? If you guessed QAnon, ding ding ding, Captain Obvious nods sagely in agreement
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Fri October 28, 2022
(MSN)
 
 
 
It's like TotalFark, but like for squirrels, bro
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(NPR)
 
 
 
That attack on Nancy Pelosi's husband? The wasn't a random home invasion or burglary, it was political terrorism
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(KRON 4)
 
 
 
Nancy Pelosi's husband attacked in their San Francisco home
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Thu October 27, 2022
(WBAL-TV Baltimore)
 
 
 
I'm not saying that Fountain, Colorado is boring but here's a pretty good clue
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(Heartland Signal.)
 
 
 
Michigan GOP Governor candidate: "We should ban pornography from school libraries. And by pornography, I mean books that feature divorced characters"
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Wed October 26, 2022
(NYPost)
 
 
 
I asked Dad if snakes burp and he said, "You'll have to ask Grandma"
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(CBS Austin)
 
 
 
Your heart attack is extremely important to us. Please hold until one of our staff finishes with all other 911 calls. Thank you. ***Muzak version of Movin' Out***
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Mon October 24, 2022
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Binance's CEO says they're 'narrowing down' the identity of the hacker behind $570mil crypto attack so watch out, Morgan Fairchild's husband - they're coming for you
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Sat October 22, 2022
(Local10 WPLG)
 
 
 
CBP agent killed by fellow officer at gun range was due to mixup between real guns and training guns. See, we're cool now, right?
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Thu October 20, 2022
(Atlanta Journal Constitution)
 
 
 
Brad Raffensperger's wife to then Senator Loeffler: "I hold you personally responsible for anything that happens to any of my family, from my husband, children and grandchildren"
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Wed October 19, 2022
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Self-described "family man" is not okurrrrrrr with Cardi B having "sexy album covers." So he's suing her
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Mon October 17, 2022
(Fox5 DC)
 
 
 
Whoops At least you still have the ashes of your loved one for the viewing though
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(Indy100)
 
Video
 
Cat "helps" owner do push ups, is really feline the burn
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(The Advocate)
 
 
 
Grindr, sure our new CFO supports some real assholes and their evil policies, but he's gay so that makes it ogay
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Sun October 16, 2022
(Fox 7 Austin)
 
 
 
Twin-engine prop plane makes emergency landing on busy Dallas street, hits power line, speed limit sign on the way down
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(Fox 7 Austin)
 
 
 
Twin-engine prop plane makes emergency landing on busy Dallas street, hits power line, speed limit sign on the way down
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Tue October 11, 2022
(KATV Little Rock)
 
 
 
Woman calls police to report domestic violence. Then things get weird; like, really weird
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
"My lover promised me everything but he's still with his family. This has been going on for 16 years. Should I keep waiting?" (possible nsfw content on page)
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Mon October 10, 2022
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
If you're going to accuse someone of having an affair with your husband, be sure they're REALLY having an affair before stabbing them. Jailarity ensues
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Sun October 09, 2022
(CNN)
 
 
 
Article asks "why do areas with more chain restaurants favor TFG?", forcing rare politics and food tab cross-post
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Fri October 07, 2022
(The Sun)
 
 
 
"I'm ready to leave my husband for my lover. Should I tell my husband?" (possible nsfw content on page)
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