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Tue August 04, 2020
(Politico)
 
 
 
Not news: Man pulls a gun on Black Lives Matter protesters demonstrating near his home. News: he's been criminally charged by California's Attorney General. Fark: He's the husband of the Los Angeles District Attorney
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"I have bipolar disorder and that, combined with perimenopause, can be rough on my husband and son. My moods aren't some bump in the road that might disappear if only I did enough yoga. How can I make sure my 9 year-old understands this?"
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
"Is my middle child a monster?" Aren't they all?
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Mon August 03, 2020
(TuneIn)
 
 
 
Tonight's Paul's Memory Bank (8PM EDT) continues its Triple Play, with episodes of Our Miss Brooks, My Favorite Husband and a 6 part Superman that actually includes Lois Lane
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Sun August 02, 2020
(Click2Houston)
 
 
 
When contactless delivery goes wrong
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Fri July 31, 2020
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Target Tonya loses clients, husband, career because of masks, now has some regerts
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Thu July 30, 2020
(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Hot flight attendant beats husband when she comes home and finds him "engaged in sexual intercourse" with another woman, cops say
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Wed July 29, 2020
(WOODTV Grand Rapids)
 
 
 
Still single, but you would rather not be? Remember there's always hope, like this couple who got engaged, married in their 80s
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"I got pregnant by an abusive man who was eventually arrested; I met my husband when my daughter was two, and he's raised her since. Should I tell her the man she sees as her father really isn't her biological dad?"
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Tue July 28, 2020
(Slate)
 
 
 
"I am married and have two kids. I learned he was taking drugs, so I reviewed his texts. I found a series of texts between my husband and his buddy discussing hot college-age girls, including waitresses and my daughter's friends. Should I worry?"
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Mon July 27, 2020
(TuneIn)
 
 
 
Tonight's Paul's Memory Bank (8PM EDT) finishes that 15-part Superman storyline. But first, episodes of Our Miss Brooks and My Favorite Husband
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Sun July 26, 2020
(10 News)
 
 
 
As normal people do, couple does not wear masks while eating in the park. What could go wrong?
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Fri July 24, 2020
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
I have no words
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
I have no words
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(TMZ)
 
 
 
Kanye is now mad at Kim because she made him do it
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(TMZ)
 
 
 
Kanye is now mad at Kim because she made him do it
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Thu July 23, 2020
(Comic Book)
 
 
 
It may get super awkward in the bridge of The Orville now that Adrianne Palicki will be working there with her ex-husband
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Wed July 22, 2020
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Woman had "soulless sex" at her bachelorette party, gets married anyway, tells her husband years later, finds herself newly single. The Aristocrats
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Tue July 21, 2020
(Slate)
 
 
 
"My daughter's biological mother reached out after almost 15 years of no contact and was outraged we 'let' our daughter 'be' a lesbian and said she won't contact her daughter until she has a boyfriend. Our daughter is devastated; how can we help her?"
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Mon July 20, 2020
(TuneIn)
 
 
 
Tonight on Paul's Memory Bank (8PM). First - Our Miss Brooks (complete with 5 minute organ solo due to technical difficulties) then Gale Gordon becomes George's boss on My Favorite Husband, then Lois Lane finally gets involved in a Superman episode
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Sun July 19, 2020
(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Husband and son of federal judge overseeing Epstein-Deutsche Bank case shot in their home by gunman possibly disguised as delivery driver
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Fri July 17, 2020
(Prevail)
 
 
 
There's a good chance Ghislaine Maxwell's husband is a former US Coast Guard officer who runs a company that applies big data to shipping lines. Modernization in this field could help efforts to stop smuggling and human trafficking
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(CNN)
 
 
 
24-year old TX woman who spent 80 days in the hospital because of Coronavirus says she regrets not wearing a mask. "Maybe if I would have listened and worn a mask I would have avoided all this" Wait until she gets the bill
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Thu July 16, 2020
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Dr. Fauci's wife Christine Grady has had just about ENOUGH of these attacks on her husband, and, as head of Department of Bioethics at the NIH, if ANYBODY has access to an evil clone army or mutant super-serum, it's her
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Tue July 14, 2020
(ABC News)
 
 
 
Empire star arrested. Not that one, the other one. His wife is choked up over it
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"I'm going through an amicable divorce; my husband is addicted to tattoos, and I forbade him to get new ones during the Covid-19 crisis and we live in a state that is getting worse. He's getting one and putting the kids at risk. Can I stop his idiocy?"
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Mon July 13, 2020
(TuneIn)
 
 
 
Back to a "new" Paul's Memory Bank tonight (8PM EDT). A Triple Play of Our Miss Brooks, My Favorite Husband and starting a new 15 part Superman episode, and a Fred Allen interview of Jerry Siegel
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"My husband is an only child; he dotes on his mom. We took her on a vacation for her birthday last year and her backseat driving and overreacting almost got us killed. She berates him. He wants to take her on a trip again; do I have to go?"
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(People Magazine)
 
 
 
Kelly Preston dies of cancer at 57
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Sun July 12, 2020
(Irish Post US)
 
 
 
Irish couple utilize the coronavirus lockdown the best way possible, spend their entire time building an authentic Irish pub in their garden to drink their Guinness in
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Sat July 11, 2020
(Comic Book)
 
 
 
Ghost Adventures scares up plot for Tiger King Part 2: If Carole Killed Her Husband, Who's Buried In Joe Exotic's Zoo?
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Wed July 08, 2020
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Silly Muslim-colored Congresswoman. Don't you know the ethically questionable behavior of paying family members hundreds of thousands of dollars to work on your campaign is only for white Christian Congressmen?
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Tue July 07, 2020
(WFLA Tampa Bay)
 
 
 
Woman gives birth on pontoon boat on Fourth of July. Tag says it all
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(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Home Depot Harriet charged with battery after getting into physical fight over wearing a mask
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"My husband and I are both working from home, which was fine until last week. I screwed up at work--entirely my fault--and got chewed out in a Zoom meeting with my boss. My husband heard; now he's acting like my second boss. How can I stop him?"
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Mon July 06, 2020
(Slate)
 
 
 
"My husband and his ex-wife divorced after he said he didn't want kids. When he met me, I said I might want a kid; we just welcomed our baby boy. His ex left me a crazy voicemail saying he took her child-bearing years from her. Should I ignore it?"
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Thu July 02, 2020
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Christina Ricci gets an emergency order of protection against her husband, who appears to be a shambling corpse
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Tue June 30, 2020
(Slate)
 
 
 
"My husband and I have a 1-year-old daughter. Our parents all live in a state where gun ownership is common. I've talked to my parents about the shotgun they own; my father-in-law is a racist sexist ass who left a gun out. How can I scold him?"
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Mon June 29, 2020
(Slate)
 
 
 
"My husband and I are both attempting to work from home during the quarantine. My 3-year-old daughter wants constant attention, so I started buying her activity kits on a weekly basis so she has something to do. Am I setting a dangerous precedent?"
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"Despite our chemistry, my boyfriend broke up with me because he wants children and I don't-not in the near or distant future. I do not dislike children, I just don't want any. But, I'm getting up in my 20s; I want a husband. Should I get over it?"
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Joe Delaney, the Kansas City Chiefs running back who died saving three children from drowning in 1983, gets honored with a statue in Chennault Park, LA
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Fri June 26, 2020
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Mexico City's Police Chief got a chance to test the bullet-proofing on his SUV as he survives an attack by at least a dozen cartel gunmen who fired "thousands of rounds" from high-powered rifles at him. 2 escort cops and bystander not as lucky
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"My husband is paralyzed and living in a skilled care facility; I see him and talk to him daily. I love him and wish I could care for him at home. My family thinks I should have an affair since my husband is paralyzed. I'm appalled; what do?"
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"My husband and I are trying to get pregnant; I am deeply worried about what my parents could do to my potential future child. They verbally and emotionally abused me about my weight; I was in Weight Watchers at 6. Ban them or establish boundaries?"
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Thu June 25, 2020
(WKBW Buffalo)
 
 
 
Judging by this judge's behavior, he shouldn't be judging others' behavior. Judge behavior
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Wed June 24, 2020
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Pilot programme allows Chinese residents to check if their partner has a history of domestic abuse before getting married. However, you must provide your ID as well as the ID of your future spouse. Because that conversation should go smoothly
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: I accidentally shared erotic fan fiction during a Zoom meeting. What should I do? Will I somehow have sparked the next Twilight franchise?"
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Mon June 22, 2020
(Bored Panda)
 
 
 
I, for one, welcome our new quarantine potato overlords
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(TuneIn)
 
 
 
The Old Time Radio Triple Play continues on Paul's Memory Bank (8PM EDT) with episodes of Our Miss Brooks, My Favorite Husband and a 6-part Superman.....damn that Jimmy Olsen is getting annoying
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(KSAT San Antonio)
 
 
 
Texas luxury apartment home comes with hilltop view and a whole lot of NOPE
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"One night after getting my son ready for bed, my husband and I told him 'sleep tight; don't let the bedbugs bite.' Now, he's terrified of sleeping in his bed as he thinks it's infested with bugs. We f*cked up, didn't we? How can we fix it?"
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Sun June 21, 2020
(Radio.com)
 
 
 
Past Pat Pat Pass pissed players played pensioners
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(The Sun (Ireland))
 
 
 
Woman's husband has become obsessed with becoming top barbecue "himfluencer" and makes family dinners unbearable. Weekly food shopping is dictated by what food will photograph best, and he talks her ear off about tactics to attract followers
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Fri June 19, 2020
(Fox News)
 
 
 
You say potato, in Maryland we say live bomb from WW 1
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
My estranged husband filed a joint tax return without my knowledge and got my family's stimulus payment. In an unrelated matter, what is "revenge porn," and how do I post videos to the interwebs?
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Thu June 18, 2020
(Block Club Chicago)
 
 
 
"I'm not racist. My husband is Black." "Eyewitnesses at the incident have identified the woman in the video as Julie Fernstrom, who owns Brimfield with her husband, Jeff, who is not Black"
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(WSVN Miami)
 
 
 
Google "Florida Man" and your birthday and see what was happening on your special day. Link goes to subby's usual weekend
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"My parents saved money for both daughters' future weddings. My would-be husband got two women pregnant while we were engaged; we did not get married. My sister met a nice woman; they want me to give them the money I had for my wedding. Should I?"
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Wed June 17, 2020
(WGNTV Chicago)
 
 
 
Indiana woman charged after attempting to neuter her dog by herself. Husband unavailable for comment
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Investigation into Sen. Loeffler's (R-eally Crooked) insider trading ends with a dismissal of charge... mostly because it was decided by a jury of her peers
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Tue June 16, 2020
(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
Dear Deidre: Due to the coronavirus we can only have ten people to Mum's funeral. My eldest sister wants to invite Mum's five siblings, and the other insists on bringing her husband. Are my three kids SOL? Dear LW: Yep; point them to the livestream
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: My husband doesn't want anyone to know I have a higher IQ than him; apparently, he's not only dumb, but his ego is too fragile. Do I have to hide this fact or is he being a complete misogynist jackwagon?"
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: My husband doesn't want anyone to know I have a higher IQ than him; apparently, he's not only dumb, but his ego is too fragile. Do I have to hide this fact or is he being a complete misogynist jackwagon?"
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Mon June 15, 2020
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Chalk Art Charlene's husband fired from wealth management firm
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(CTV News)
 
 
 
If you left your keys at a crime scene, Winnipeg police would like to...oh, wait, I see my job is done here
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Fri June 12, 2020
(Slate)
 
 
 
"My husband and I have been married two years; he has a 12- and 14-year-old daughter. They alternate living with us and their mom weekly. My husband and I want a child together, but his daughters are vehemently opposed because their mom is. What do?"
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Thu June 11, 2020
(Slate)
 
 
 
"My husband and I are in the final year of completing doctoral degrees, and we plan to have a baby as soon as we graduate. We got a puppy to prepare us; my husband loves taking care of it, playing with it; I don't. Does this mean I'll be a bad mom?"
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Wed June 10, 2020
(Slate)
 
Weeners
 
"Dear Stoya: My husband and I have been together for 15 years; we have two kids. My hubby's really average in bed; he loves giving oral sex but is terrible. He's also got a small penis and my desire for a bigger guy is driving me mad. Affair or no?"
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(KTVB Boise)
 
 
 
Human remains found on the property of Lori Vallow's husband. Remember her? Her previous two husbands died, as did her brother, and her new husband's wife. Oh, and her kids have been missing since September
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Tue June 09, 2020
(Slate)
 
 
 
"My friend told everyone in our social circle and beyond that her grandmother has Covid-19. The problem is, she's lying about it. Do I have an obligation to out her lies?"
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(AZ Family)
 
 
 
After the gas station incident, Karen Arizona is having an intervention because her husband says she's not normally a raving, unhinged, racist
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Mon June 08, 2020
(TuneIn)
 
 
 
Tonight's Paul's Memory Bank (8PM EDT) continues the Our Miss Brooks / My Favorite Husband / Superman triple play. But this time the Superman is a 12-parter, so there's going to be a "cliffhanger". These people don't even know Superman exists yet
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"My husband was doing yardwork while our 3-year-old son and I were playing in the yard. My husband hurt himself and swore very loudly; our son is now saying 'f*cking sh*t' constantly. We told him it was naughty; he's still doing it. What do?"
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Sun June 07, 2020
(Slate)
 
 
 
"I have a birth plan that will work for me. However, my in-laws are very opinionated about their grandchild and how I am operating during the pregnancy. Am I required to share said birth plan with them?"
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(CTV News)
 
 
 
New Cheeky billboard has a large crack in it. When asked, Canadian Tire refused to be butt of jokes and confirmed it was intentional
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Thu June 04, 2020
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
The most idiotic celebrity marriage in history is about to end
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(Bored Panda)
 
 
 
Jurassic Plant
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(Bored Panda)
 
 
 
Jurassic Plant
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Wed June 03, 2020
(NYPost)
 
 
 
The "Tiger King" plot thickens: Handwriting experts say the Will of Carole Baskin's husband was forged
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Padma Lakshmi's ex-husband issues a warning
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Tue June 02, 2020
(CNN)
 
 
 
Derek Chauvin's wife files to change her last name, probably to Baskin
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"I wanted a grandchild for years. My son and his wife had one in April; we couldn't visit the hospital due to Covid. They won't let us visit because my husband golfs, I got haircut and we visit friends. How can I make them see they're being selfish?"
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"My new coworker started during the pandemic; we have yet to meet face to face. But, she and I had a disagreement, which she said was because I was a Taurus. She blames everything on the zodiac. It's nonsense, but I worry she's a cancer. What do?"
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Mon June 01, 2020
(TuneIn)
 
 
 
Tonight's Paul's Memory Bank (8PM EDT) brings you continuing episodes of Our Miss Brooks, My Favorite Husband and a 6-part Superman
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Fri May 29, 2020
(WCVB Boston)
 
 
 
Won't it be awkward if someone else opens her male?
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Stoya: I really enjoy faking multiple orgasms when I have sex with my husband, but I worry that I might be lying too much. Should I come clean?"
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Wed May 27, 2020
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Florida Man, in the foyer, with the handgun
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Tue May 26, 2020
(People Magazine)
 
 
 
This weekend ESPN will host All-Star Wife-Bullying Peloton Ride with over a dozen all-star pro athletes and overbearing husband/coaches
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Now that Memorial Day celebrations are over, let's look towards a new type of hero
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(The Detroit_News)
 
 
 
Whitmer's husband plays the always helpful "don't you know who I am?" card
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Jack to grieving husband:
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"Is it possible I would love my husband more if I took on a secret lover?"
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Mon May 25, 2020
(TuneIn)
 
 
 
On Paul's Memory Bank tonight (8PM EDT) three Old Time Radio shows - Our Miss Brooks, My Favorite Husband and a 6-part Superman
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"The downside to the quarantine in my house is that my kids keep interrupting my spouse and I when we're having sex. How can I get them to keep it from turning into coitus interruptus?"
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(WFAE Charlotte)
 
 
 
Meet Korona Karen's braying jackass of a husband, Terroristic Threat Todd
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Fri May 22, 2020
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
With lockdown eased we had a lovely day at the seaside, Mum went paddling with little Amy. Dad showed Bobby how to make sand castles. Uncle Jim curled one out and left his pants on it. The ice creams. The...wait. What?
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Thu May 21, 2020
(Page Six)
 
 
 
A list of all the insanely hot chicks some douchebag with shiatty tattoos named Machine Gun Kelly has dated
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(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
Democrats demand to know if recently ousted Inspector General was ousted for looking into Department of Transportation Secretary Elaine Chao's sending KY bucketloads of contracts to help husband Senator Mitch McConnell
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Husband and wife sentenced to death over high car prices. Probably why you don't want to sell cars in Iran
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(TMZ)
 
 
 
"Everywhere you look" there's a plea deal
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Stoya: I can't stop laughing in my husband's face during sex. Do you think it bothers him?"
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Wed May 20, 2020
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
What's his Fark handle?
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Mon May 18, 2020
(TuneIn)
 
 
 
Paul's Memory Bank goes back to Old Time Radio tonight (8PM EDT). Featured are the first episode of Our Miss Brooks, then continue where we left off with My Favorite Husband and a 3-part Superman
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"My abusive ex-husband, despite my successful blocking of his phone number, email, Facebook, and other social media, tracked me down with a new email to ask how I was handling quarantine. I haven't spoken to him in years. Should I answer?"
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Thu May 14, 2020
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Hijinks abound as Mary-Kate Olsen tries to divorce her father (husband) during pandemic
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Wed May 13, 2020
(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Assault with a deadly bouquet
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(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Assault with a deadly bouquet
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Tue May 12, 2020
(The Indy Channel)
 
 
 
Woman spends two nights in hospital with pneumonia in early March but tested negative for Covid19. Got better and went about her business. Then she recently got an antibody test. Whoops
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"My husband and I have 3 kids. I have a Ph.D. in literature and hold a job I love. My kids assume my husband is smarter because he's the math and science guy; he doesn't have a doctorate, though. How can I get my kids to see I'm intelligent too?"
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
It's not just men who smile when they see boobs
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Mon May 11, 2020
(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Man has affair with Lady Covid19. Stay your Selva alone
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: I love my asexual boyfriend, but I'm pretty sure I want a girlfriend. Should I dump him and move on?"
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"We hired a recent college grad to watch our dog and house during quarantine due to a family emergency; we were gone a month. She lied about having another guest, then admitted it. Do we tell everyone else in the neighborhood about her infraction?"
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Fri May 08, 2020
(Politico)
 
 
 
Kellyanne of Green Goebbels speaks out against her husband's anti-Trump attack ad, cackles "THEY'VE ALL FAILED"
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Thu May 07, 2020
(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Stoya: I have been with my husband for 25 years. I love my husband unconditionally, and I know that he loves me unconditionally. The problem is we have never ever had sex. He takes Viagra to feel like a man but doesn't use it. What can I do?"
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Wed May 06, 2020
(CNN)
 
 
 
Adele is half the woman she used to be in surprise new Instagram photo
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Tue May 05, 2020
(Slate)
 
 
 
"My husband and I have spent the lockdown discussing our desire to have sex with other people. We met another couple online who suggested we take a trip to a swingers resort in Jamaica. The resort has a racist theme night. Can we overlook this?"
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Fri May 01, 2020
(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
Coronavirus topples first empires: O.k. Airbnb empires but still
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Thu April 30, 2020
(Slate)
 
 
 
"My husband won't pick up his toenail clippings off the floor, so I do it and instead of throwing them away I put them in his coffee. Is that wrong?"
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Wed April 29, 2020
(12News Phoenix)
 
 
 
"This is a true Arizonan. Pregnant, on the phone with no hands, picking up a snake out of the middle of the road in the middle of nowhere with her flip flop"
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Tue April 28, 2020
(Fox 2 St. Louis)
 
 
 
Illinois rule means family can only legally be in their boat when it's in their garage. No word on status of motorboating, man in canoe
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(Fox 2 St. Louis)
 
 
 
Illinois rule means family can only legally be in their boat when it's in their garage. No word on status of motorboating, man in canoe
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
"My husband is lax about social distancing and thinks it's a big joke; we're disagreeing, and I worry he's putting at risk. We keep fighting about it. What will it take to get him to realize this is a true pandemic?"
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Mon April 27, 2020
(Comic Sands)
 
 
 
Mom has ten kids in ten years despite having only one date with her husband a year. I guess we know what happens that night
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"Before the pandemic, my husband needed an hour to vent work frustration. Working from home, he's angry and exhibits negativity, looking down on people from a position of ethical superiority. He's a good dad and husband; I'm tired of it. What do?"
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"My husband and I are working from home during the pandemic, looking after our 3-year-old and 4-month-old daughters. The baby's easy; our oldest requires constant attention & won't stop talking. How do I deal with a toddler extrovert while working?"
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Fri April 24, 2020
(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Stoya: My husband wants to constantly have sex during the Coronavirus lockdown, but I'm not in the mood because I have to keep thinking about my dead parents"
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Thu April 23, 2020
(Exclaim!)
 
 
 
The Offspring deem Joe Exotic pretty fly for a white guy
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(I Heart Radio)
 
 
 
"Here's your nine pence." "I'm not dead." "'Ere. She says she's not dead." "Yes, she is." "I'm not." "She isn't?" "Well, she will be soon. She's very ill." "I'm getting better." "No, you're not. You'll be stone dead in a moment"
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(Hollywood Life)
 
 
 
A lady and her dog? Sure, I'll take a look ... bark, bark, bark
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Tue April 21, 2020
(Slate)
 
 
 
"I've been married 15 years; we have two young kids. A few months ago, I accidentally discovered my spouse had long been out of work, racked up over $100,000 in debt, and maxed out credit cards. I want a divorce; he doesn't. What do I tell our kids?"
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Mon April 20, 2020
(Fox News)
 
 
 
That's HOAshiat
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"My husband and I had our second child; we went to the hospital each with a first-choice name and no agreement. I loathed his choice, but he asked when I was doped up if we could use his. I said yes; am I right to feel betrayed at Asswipe Johnson?"
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Naked husbands? Flossing teeth? Forgetting to take the curlers out of your hair? Here are some of the best gaffes that have been happening on videoconferencing since quarantine. Have you experienced some of your own? Share them, won't you?
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Sun April 19, 2020
(Twitter)
 
 
 
I hope her husband wasn't watching the news today (likely NSFW)
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Thu April 16, 2020
(Slate)
 
 
 
"My husband and I work full-time in New York; we're working from home, and our 5 year-old daughter is home with us. Her kindergarten class is doing lessons on Zoom; we don't have time for that and work. Are we obligated to have her attend lessons?"
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Wed April 15, 2020
(Today)
 
 
 
Amy Schumer changes 11 month old son's name after realizing what all of America knew the day he was born
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"My husband is jealous, paranoid, and controlling and thinks I'm having an affair even though I'm not nor have I ever. What should I do?"
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Tue April 14, 2020
(WCNC Charlotte)
 
 
 
Woman tests positive for coronavirus despite not leaving the house in 3 weeks. I mean, yeah, her husband leaves the house. And that one lady came by
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Meanwhile at the Guardian: Right, for this week's column we need a stock photo of a woman who's thinking about banging her brother-in-law during 'rona lockdown
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Cops don't buy man's story that his estranged wife got the 'rona and died since A) There is no body B) There are no medical records showing she was ever treated for the virus and C) a neighbor heard screams at her house just before she disappeared
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Mon April 13, 2020
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Watch this drone screw in a light bulb. It's already more productive than your ex-husband
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"My husband and I have a 2.5 year-old daughter; she'll most likely be an only child. We're engaged and involved. During quarantine, I've tried to keep her busy with crafts; her dad is spontaneous, and she prefers him. Am I right to be jealous?"
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Sun April 12, 2020
(Metro)
 
 
 
Ah, our wedding day. Beautiful weather. Dad didn't get drunk and start a fight. The best man kept his hands off the bridesmaids.... and the police were super nice
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Fri April 10, 2020
(NBC4i)
 
 
 
People show up outside Ohio governor's press conference to protest quarantine, will prove governor's point once the incubation period is over
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Thu April 09, 2020
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Arizona grandmother made headlines in 2016 after accidentally texting stranger about Thanksgiving and then invited him to her home, loses her husband to coronavirus
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Wed April 08, 2020
(CNBC)
 
 
 
White-collar grifters Senator Kelly Loeffler and her CEO husband will liquidate their individual stock shares after coronavirus trade furor. See now, all will be fine
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(Inquisitr)
 
 
 
Tori Spelling's husband secretly wishes haters would actually drag her. Physically. Like, away
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Tue April 07, 2020
(Page Six)
 
 
 
Alanis Morissette in "home schooling" during coronavirus, says kids should pick their own topics. That's how it should work. So far, they've gotten top grades in the Disney Channel
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(Metro)
 
 
 
"I'm sheltered at home with my husband, but I still take the time to visit my boyfriend. That's not risky, right?"
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