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Wed August 05, 2020
(Quanta Magazine)
 
 
 
The evolutionary paths of paddlefish and sturgeons diverged 184 million years ago. For those fish to breed is more like "if a human came out of a platypus egg"
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(Buffalo News)
 
 
 
Police officers in New York State arrest 'tall Leprechaun' caught looting cars in residential neighbourhood, elusive search for small leprechauns still ongoing
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Tue August 04, 2020
(Fox 43 Pennsylvania)
 
 
 
This French bulldog that eats like a human will make your heart surrender to it
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(Pro Football Talk)
 
 
 
Not to make a gross generalization here, but humans are normally born with two of them
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Mon August 03, 2020
(CNBC)
 
 
 
With Lord & Taylor and Tailored Brands (parent of Men's Wearhouse and Jos. A. Banks) now filing for Chapter 11, the retail pandemic is spreading almost as fast as the human one
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(Ancient Origins)
 
 
 
String Theory a mammoth discovery? I'm a frayed knot
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Sun August 02, 2020
(Science Alert)
 
 
 
If Subby is reading this right, evolution gave humans a cellular headfake that kept malaria from destroying us - for the low, low price of making us susceptible to asthma and Alzheimer's - when it COULD'VE just made us pee tonic water
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Fri July 31, 2020
(Politico)
 
 
 
Presented without comment "Acting ICE chief announces retirement following clashes with Trump officials who had accused Albence of favoring humanitarian concerns about the treatment of immigrants over the chance to take more aggressive action"
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(France 24)
 
 
 
Wilford Brimley is watching you masturbate
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Thu July 30, 2020
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
If you like microplastic in your oysters / And kerosene, paint, talc, and milk supplement powders / Have we got the seafood for you / Burma-Shellfish
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
If you've dreamed of having a job that will turn you into an insufferable bore for a month, then have we got a deal for you
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(Austin News KXAN)
 
 
 
Austin has identified its first "probable human case" of West Nile Virus in 2020 because why the hell not?
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(Oregon Public Broadcasting)
 
 
 
Forget about gay frogs. The government is testing chemicals designed to disrupt human reproductive cycles on non-consenting people in the guise of 'crowd control'. Vote
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Tue July 28, 2020
(Nature)
 
 
 
Horseshoe bats have harbored SARS-CoV2 precursors for decades. "The existing diversity and dynamic process of recombination demonstrate how difficult it will be to identify viruses with potential to cause major human outbreaks before they emerge"
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Bill Gates says there could be a 'substantial' reduction in coronavirus human BSoD rate by the end of the year mostly because all the easy pickings will be gone
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
There's no accounting for taste
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
A newly discovered hydrogel mimics the human brain with its memorizing and forgetting ability. It also sounds a lot like the first T-1000 prototype is progressing
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Mon July 27, 2020
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Two recipients have been announced for the Robert F. Kennedy Human Rights award. They are... *checks notes*, oh, Trump will not be happy about this
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(NBC New York)
 
 
 
They can use dental imprints if they find this shark
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Volkswagen complicit in human rights abuses. This is not a repeat from the early 1940s
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Scientists identify the key enzyme behind your BO; also wish they were upwind
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Sun July 26, 2020
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
If you ever go back in time, leave the toxodons alone, or we get no avocados
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Sat July 25, 2020
(Comic Con)
 
 
 
Saturday at ComicCon@Home: A double dose of Keanu Reeves with Bill & Ted and Constantine panels. Guillermo del Toro on his monsters. The purely fantastical as NASA will discuss their returning humans to the Moon by 2024. This and more @ 1 PM ET
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(Snopes)
 
 
 
Looks like we have a new candidate for a cheap and cheesy SyFy movie
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Fri July 24, 2020
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Article about how stupid dogs really are seems to have cat-like typing going on in it
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
You can pick your nose, you can pick your friends, but you can't pick your friends nose. Especially if you don't have fingers
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
If you can't trust a "microblading artist, creator, entrepreneur and social media maven" to crack global human trafficking rings operating in plain sight, who can you trust?
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Thu July 23, 2020
(NPR)
 
 
 
Why one species of mosquito stopped biting whatever was handy and evolved a taste for sweet, sweet human blood
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(Science News Magazine)
 
 
 
Covid lockdowns drastically reduced human seismic activity, allowing researchers to get better readings on tremors and graboid movements
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(StudyFinds)
 
 
 
You know that idea about how humans are innately superior to other mammals in terms of brainpower? Yeah, about that
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Canada ends asylum agreement with the United States because we keep violating human rights
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(CBS Los Angeles 2)
 
 
 
Officials at Big Bear Lake want you to know that signs warning of increased satanic cult activity are fake. Satanic cult activity in the area is at normal levels
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Tue July 21, 2020
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Mike Pompeo says the US should defend human rights...but only for 'most' people
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Sozeb, the intergalactic strongman, continues to increase his grapple hold on the human population of planet Earth
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Mon July 20, 2020
(Nature)
 
 
 
People who were infected with the original SARS 17 years ago still have white blood cells that kick off antibody production when exposed to SARS-CoV-2. Tag is for the human immune system
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Researchers discover a hybrid fungus involved in lung infections. Oh, and it's also up to three times more drug-resistant than its parent species. Think of it as the cherry on your 'rona sundae
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Sun July 19, 2020
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Putin likely to win seat on UN Human Rights council, because 2020 isn't done with us yet
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(Live Science)
 
 
 
Why are humans so curious? Hmm, I'm not sure. Maybe I should read this Live Science article about why humans are so curious
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Fri July 17, 2020
(Prevail)
 
 
 
There's a good chance Ghislaine Maxwell's husband is a former US Coast Guard officer who runs a company that applies big data to shipping lines. Modernization in this field could help efforts to stop smuggling and human trafficking
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Good news everyone, mink coats are about to become way more affordable
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(EurekAlert)
 
 
 
Pigs turn to humans as dogs do, unless they have a problem to solve. Then they know better
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Thu July 16, 2020
(PsyPost)
 
 
 
Scientists at Johns Hopkins release new study explaining why psilocybic muchrooms have been consumed by humans for centuries, and their shocking answer is: 'to get high'
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Future summers could be "too hot for humans", say scientists who haven't visited Phoenix where it's too hot for humans right now
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(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
Scientists say human hotdog-eating record is 9 hotdogs shy of physical limit. Challenge acce... what?... EIGHTY-FARKING-FOUR??? You now what, that's o.k., I'm good
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Aussie couple run a rescue for ugly-ass baby kangaroos. Say that they act like two-year-old humans
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
KY Judge, who may never have met a Kentuckian, or an actual human for that matter, strikes down the gov's restriction on daycare centers and gatherings, asserting that Kentuckians' "innate wisdom and common sense" was enough to keep them safe
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Wed July 15, 2020
(BGR)
 
 
 
A pandemic killed the last of the neanderthals. Oops sorry, that should say the pandemic is killing the last of the neanderthals
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Distinguished chimps discover Touch Of Gray, New Balance sneakers
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Tue July 14, 2020
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Here's a headline you probably didn't see coming: "How Koalas With An S.T.D. Could Help Humanity"
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(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
'Hellboy' emerges from the Florida sea a little redder after taking in a 'little' too much sun
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Scientists generate first complete DNA sequence of human X chromosome. Study conducted by John Doe and Exene Cervenka
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(Asheville Citizen-Times)
 
 
 
Human dumpster fire meets karma
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(The New Yorker)
 
 
 
A hopeful reminder that previous pandemics have produced great cultural flowerings and intellectual awakenings in human history, like the Renaissance. Although the way things are now, it'll probably be more of a Dumbaissance instead. Dumbassonce?
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
When did cats begin domesticating humans?
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Mon July 13, 2020
(Forbes)
 
 
 
Russia completes first human trials of COVID vaccine, polonium content unknown
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(Vox)
 
 
 
Frogs are apparently smarter than humans
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Trump's Art of the Deal ghostwriter says Trump is a psychopath who doesn't care about causing the deaths of tens of thousands. The comments section is a trip down psychopath lane too
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
"I'm a Black doctor; when I go out shopping, I'm viewed with distrust and followed by security. I've learned if I wear my scrubs, I almost get treated like a human." Anyone else have similar stories or experiences?
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Sun July 12, 2020
(Imgur)
 
 
 
Photoshop this half a human
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(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
Much like the recent explosions in Tehran, Iran claims 'human error' led to downing of passenger jet. I dunno about you, but I'd find that guy and fire him
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Sat July 11, 2020
(Laughing Squid)
 
 
 
Jonathan Livinglong Tortoiseshell
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Fri July 10, 2020
(Bangkok Post)
 
 
 
We demand that instead of exploiting monkeys, coconut milk producers exploit humans who lack the natural climbing abilities of monkeys
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(You're in all discussions)
 
 
 
Not worth it
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(Bangor Daily News)
 
 
 
"Whatever you call it, the natural byproduct of human digestion - feces, fecal material, poo or poop - is a true indicator of internal health." Tag is for when you eat too much cheese
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Thu July 09, 2020
(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
There's a new string theory
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Dat prefrontal cortex
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Wed July 08, 2020
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
A new study says the 'Bystander Effect' not exclusive to humans - it can also be found in rats like you
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Magic Kingdom of Human Sacrifice to reopen in Orlando
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Tue July 07, 2020
(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
Today's explosion in Iran has been brought to you by 'human error'
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Our ancestors weren't fat - they were big-boned. No, seriously
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Republican National Convention attendees will be tested every day for coronavirus, human-equivalent level of mental competency, self-tanner
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(Science Alert)
 
 
 
Giant "human-sized" bat from the Philippines leaves the Internets horrified
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(Fox2 Detroit)
 
 
 
There is nothing like sitting around the backyard fire pit with your family and friends on a lazy summer night. Singing songs, roasting hot dogs, making s'mores, and watching fire shoot out of the eyes of a human skull....wait, out of a what now?
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Mon July 06, 2020
(Sad and Useless)
 
 
 
Human - 'I bought this thing for you.' Cat - 'I reject it on principle but accept the box it came in.'
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Fri July 03, 2020
(CBS 21 Harrisburg)
 
 
 
How about a human foosball table?
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Thu July 02, 2020
(The Conversation)
 
 
 
Cancer tools that help Tasmanian devils could help humans, assuming we can get them intact out of those little tornadoes
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Human Rights NGOs and the UN's Human Rights Council are focusing their attention on shoring up what they see as a fragile democracy in danger of tipping into totalitarianism. You may have heard of it, it's called the United States of America
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Wed July 01, 2020
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Quantum fluctuations can affect objects at human scale. Which may explain how Salvatore Quanucci was spit out of the universe like a watermelon seed and never seen again
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Good thing about the coronavirus pandemic is that we can have a bear cub tussle on the patio of Big Bend National Park basin lodge because all the humans are gone
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(WUSA9)
 
 
 
Just in case you didn't know this already from stories after the disasters in Haiti, Puerto Rico, etc., Celebrity chef Jose Andres is not only a talented cook, but an exceptional human being
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Man hospitalized after overdosing on horse anesthetic stolen from vet. Doctors say the man is now in stable condition
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Tue June 30, 2020
(IndyStar)
 
 
 
Satanic Priest compares Black Lives Matter to "maggots and parasites" trying to create a "new species of human". My bad, it was a Catholic Priest
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Seagull performs a feat that would be like a human eating a house cat in a single gulp
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(Science Daily)
 
 
 
Researchers find monkeys and humans have the same bananas thinking patterns
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(Indy100)
 
 
 
Cities discover just what happens when you cut public toilets by a third but open up outside access. Spoiler: it's not pretty and it does involve human feces and urine
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Some say our greatest invention was the invention of invention. However, I'd argue it is the invention of the invention of the invention of invention
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Mon June 29, 2020
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
"It emerged recently and is carried by pigs, but can infect humans" - OK, 2020, just stop please
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(ABC7 Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Trader Joe's Tiffany of Los Angeles defends herself, saying she had a good reason for her sociopathic disregard for the health and well-being of her fellow shoppers
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Sun June 28, 2020
(ABC News)
 
 
 
American and United Airlines to resume regular contempt for human life
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
The Madlibs headlines will get out of control. They will get out of control and we'll be lucky to live
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Sat June 27, 2020
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Make some coffee and get comfortable, it's time for your Saturday Long Read: Modelling The Human Trajectory
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Fri June 26, 2020
(Medical Xpress)
 
 
 
A new study examines recursive thinking. And you thought they quit teaching penmanship in grade school
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
White House Coronavirus Task Force gets the band back together to hold another briefing after breaking up weeks ago
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Chris Pratt mourns his beloved pet goat. Though we all miss you everyday, we know you're up there eating heaven's hay. And here's the part that hurts the most, humans cannot ride a ghost. Bye bye Prince Rupert. You're 5000 candles in the wind
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Thu June 25, 2020
(EurekAlert)
 
 
 
A 5-minute urine test can reveal the quality of your diet and whether it's the best fit for your body. But who can pee for five minutes?
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Scientists coin new word "anthropause" to get publicity for their wildlife study
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Wed June 24, 2020
(Rock Paper Shotgun)
 
 
 
Today's formerly beloved creator now revealed to be a sexual predator: Chris Avellone. No word if the Fallout from treating humans like Prey means he'll be in Torment for the Dying Light of his career
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(Interesting Engineering)
 
 
 
Having no other things to work on, scientists create bigger, better, stronger...monkey brains
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(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Someone is putting on a "Herd Immunity Music Festival" that will not end well
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Tue June 23, 2020
(Polygon)
 
 
 
Cards Against Humanity accused of having an office culture filled with inappropriate behavior
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(ABC7 New York)
 
 
 
Man who sued police for wrongful arrest and spending year in jail pulls officer out of burning car. "No matter what other people have done to me, or other officers, I thought, 'this guy deserves to make it home safely to his family.'"
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Mon June 22, 2020
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Gilead to begin human trials for the inhaled version of remdesivir, Larry Kudlow on stand-by
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Mom buys nine-year-old son book called "Penguins". What could go wrong?
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(NPR)
 
 
 
If a bat sneezes in the woods and there are no humans nearby, does the pandemic exist?
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(Radio.com)
 
 
 
Protesters say the Robert Moses statue on Long Island needs to be torn down for his inhumanity to the architecture of New York, because the'master builders' plans were based on racism
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Sat June 20, 2020
(KING 5 News)
 
 
 
It's amazing what gets washed ashore these days. For example, these bags of human remains
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Fri June 19, 2020
(AP News)
 
 
 
With the rest of the world focused on second waves, economic implosion, and basic human rights, paragon of hillbilly honor and dignity Tennessee passes a 6-week abortion bill after midnight after promising only to consider virus or budget proposals
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Captive audience
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Thirty years ago, Romania kept babies in orphanages away from all human contact. How'd that work out for them?
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Thu June 18, 2020
(McSweeney's)
 
 
 
Just because they've turned against humanity doesn't mean we should defund the Terminator program
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Sophia The Robot offers her pandemic solutions to Neil DeGrasse Tyson. Eradicating virus known as "human" not among her suggestions.........yet
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Fox News covers the Bolton revelations, particularly that they "reveal Trump's caution and humanity." No, really
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Wed June 17, 2020
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Endangered ugly ass pygmy hippo born at San Diego Zoo
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Spanish opera house re-opens to its first live audience since the covid outbreak. Of potted plants
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(The Week)
 
 
 
Scientists discover there's no such thing as a "small edit" to the genetic code of human embryos
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(The Register)
 
 
 
"'Autonomous self-driving computer systems eliminate human labor and eliminate human error. There is nothing for humans to learn and nothing for humans to do,' said God"
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Tue June 16, 2020
(AP News)
 
 
 
The UK begins human trials on a corona virus vaccine, pre-production on "The Omega Chap"
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Mon June 15, 2020
(The Statesman (India))
 
 
 
UN Human Rights Council to hold debate on racism and police brutality in the USA, at least if they can make it to the General Assembly building in New York City without being shot by police
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(Nature)
 
 
 
While humans are most certainly WEIRD, when it comes to animal studies you want the STRANGE
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
This plan to turn food waste, garden cuttings, garbage, even human poop into "biocoal" may be a diamond in the rough
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Sun June 14, 2020
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Good news, everybody, we're half way there
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Fri June 12, 2020
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Ugly-ass baby boom going on at Palestinian zoo after humans stop coming around due to coronavirus
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(Popular Mechanics)
 
 
 
"If deployed on just 2% of global shelf seas, this approach could capture 100% of annual human emissions." Carbon emissions, not those kind, Spunky
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(WFMZ Allentown)
 
 
 
President of Humane Society in Pennsylvania learns that being human and not insulting George Floyd are difficult. For him anyhow
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Thu June 11, 2020
(Science Alert)
 
 
 
Fermi Paradox solved: any aliens would go Exxon Valdez on the universe, obliterating humanity. Since none have, we are alone in the universe
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(WUWM Milwaukee)
 
 
 
Milwaukee police are burning through so much tear gas that they may not have enough to make a serious run at Mayor Daley's human rights abuse record by the time the Democratic National Convention rolls around in August
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Tofu goes mainstream as the coronavirus keeps finding new ways to destroy humanity's frail existence
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Wed June 10, 2020
(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Landing pad for ancient astronauts 'would be pretty neat parking space' if they just cleaned the rocks off, say experts (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Her eggs don't like you either
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(KTVB Boise)
 
 
 
Human remains found on the property of Lori Vallow's husband. Remember her? Her previous two husbands died, as did her brother, and her new husband's wife. Oh, and her kids have been missing since September
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Tue June 09, 2020
(Reuters)
 
 
 
In addition to healthy staff, PPE, humanity, etc., hospitals are now running out of *spins wheel* painkillers. OH, COME ON
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Strategically shaved human testicle Dan Bongino expected to testify at House police brutality hearing
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Sat June 06, 2020
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Presidential candidate Jose Canseco has a plan to stop police brutality. He wants to replace human police with ED-209
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Fri June 05, 2020
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
"Wild Cockatoos Are Just as Smart as Lab-Raised Ones." Yes, Master
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(Asahi Shimbun)
 
 
 
Archaeologists in Tabasco discover largest structure ever built by Mayan civilization, which they say may help reshape our understanding of the Mayan people and how they sauced their human sacrifices
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Thu June 04, 2020
(News 13 Orlando)
 
 
 
"Snot Palaces" could help human construction, scientists say, if they can crack the mucus architectural code. To be fair, being able to build a house of used Kleenex would be nothing to sneeze at
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Mad that we published white supremacist propaganda? Please allow me to explain why everyone who runs the NYT op-ed dept has a brain that was mistakenly given to a human, when it was supposed to go to a dog
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
A third former President has hit the Trump tower
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Wed June 03, 2020
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
The Portraits of Humanity shortlist has been named, here are a few examples. Enjoy
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
...but is it Neanderthal?
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Human waste could help combat global food insecurity. It's the circle of life
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
LAPD uses UCLA's Jackie Robinson Stadium as a field jail for those protesting that George Floyd wasn't respected as a human being
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Tue June 02, 2020
(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
The state of Minnesota has filed a human rights complaint against the Minneapolis Police Department
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Zuckerbot cannot process inferior human concept. ERROR:ID 10T; ABORT, RETRY, FAIL?∎
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Karate expert enthusiastically describes his 'rear naked choke hold' to a nervous cat who has assumed the body of a human Doctor. Sounds weird but this is news in 2020
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(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Tribe of taunted marauding monkeys shows stupid humans how to act by observing perfect social distancing in these coronavirus times (possible nsfw content on page)
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Mon June 01, 2020
(Cheezburger)
 
 
 
Cats sitting, like humans
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Here's Biden being all presidential and humane
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Sun May 31, 2020
(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
You wouldn't think the transplantation of goat testicles into human scrota, the FCC, Hawaiian folk songs, amputations, the Mexican government, Jimmie Rodgers, Gene Autry, and autographed pictures of Jesus could be related. Yet here we are
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(Medium)
 
 
 
COVID-19 a human blood vessel disease? That explains everything
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Sat May 30, 2020
(Curbed)
 
 
 
Guy buys refrigerator that won't fit through his front door. What happens next will give you hope for humanity
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Fri May 29, 2020
(Science Alert)
 
 
 
Some humans may have inherited a pregnancy curve-ball from Neanderthals, though other scientists think this is a hoax perpetrated by a con-cave man
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
COUNTERPOINT: Respond to Coronavirus with more Globalism, an argument by the Orb guiding Marianne Williamson
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Thu May 28, 2020
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Tactical genius doggo puts the frisbee right where he knows the human will throw it
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
No judgements, but it looks like Skynet's been dipping into the monkey pron lately
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(Page Six)
 
 
 
Wanda Sykes and Scott Baio at war over Joe Biden's 'ain't black' remarks in the craziest 2020 on all calendars in the history of humankind
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Half of Americans are worried that after two months of junk food, alcohol and eating more carbohydrates while gyms remain closed will cause them to be fat forever
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Wed May 27, 2020
(StudyFinds)
 
 
 
It not just you you overweigh house bum, the average American has now packed on at least 5 pounds during the coronavirus lockdown
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(Out Magazine)
 
 
 
Besides being the dude who filmed Central Park Karen, Christian Cooper is a pioneer in the comic world for creating Yoshi Mishima, the first gay male character in a Star Trek comic and the first gay human ever within the Star Trek universe
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Tue May 26, 2020
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Human Scum Barbie is doubling down on the Morning Joe murder conspiracy. From the White House briefing room. Your tax dollars at work people
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Humanity in one headline: "It's a sad day" for pro-democracy protesters, but analyst says new law probably won't hurt investors
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(Bored Panda)
 
 
 
With full-time parenting "isn't human" comment Justin Timberlake has managed to make himself even more punchable. How's your human, or pup, or cat, or hedgie, or furry, or birdie, or marsupial, or reptile, or??? parenting going?
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Mon May 25, 2020
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Just in case you think America's got a lock on the market of craziness, here's a drunk guy who jumped the fence at a Polish zoo to wrestle a bear
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Guy who doesn't work for a living says the quiet part out loud regarding American workers... *checks notes* Sorry, I meant "human capital stock"
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Sun May 24, 2020
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
STARDOM professional wrestler Hana Kimura has died at age 22
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Sat May 23, 2020
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Carnegie Mellon scientists discover than nearly half the Twitter accounts promoting the "Re-open America" message are bots. In other words we've reached the "Kill all humans" phase of the Great Robot Revolution
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(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
Humans have five different types of appetites, not including second breakfast and third dessert
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Fri May 22, 2020
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Health and human services secretary: Be boostrappy and help the economy because depression from being unemployed can kill you. Subby: Bootstrappy is already your RX for mental health, choadbro
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(Laughing Squid)
 
 
 
After being apart for two months due to covid-19, this human and donkey reunion is kicking up a lot of dust
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Rocket soon to lift actual farking human beings into orbit is now vertical at Pad 39A. Yes we got farking video
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Thu May 21, 2020
(Tech Xplore)
 
 
 
Creating ChatBots with multiple conversational skills for help with queen to bishop 3, incoming transmissions, or lying about alien contact to protect your mission
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Otter teaches human how to pet him
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(Nature)
 
 
 
Carbon dating is getting a major reboot. Believe it or not, it will affect archeologists more than your mom
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(Sad and Useless)
 
 
 
These cats hate unicorns & wish their humans would go back to work already
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
To prepare for full reopening, Tokyo izakaya unveils "carwash for humans" where pubgoers are sprayed with chlorine-based disinfectant for 30 seconds before being allowed to take seat
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Wed May 20, 2020
(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
Considering all that's going on lately, maybe NASA should reconsider its plan to knock an asteroid off course and potentially trigger the universe's first human-generated meteor shower
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Tue May 19, 2020
(Science Magazine)
 
 
 
Clearly, the solution to this vexing virus are "RNA-editing" enzymes that may be responsible to changes in the human genome itself
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(London Evening Standard)
 
 
 
Nothing like having to apologize after your private conversation mocking human douche Morrissey went across the air. Bonus: It was so libelous no one is reprinting it
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Mon May 18, 2020
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Human rights? Who cares?
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(WDRB Louisville)
 
 
 
Oh, the humanity... in a good way. Everyday heroes, folks. And yes, I cried
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(MLive.com)
 
 
 
Nothing like mushroom hunting out in the woods this time of year. White morels, pheasant backs, hen of the woods, human corpse, black mo- wait, what?
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Automat 2020: Revenge of non-human interaction
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Nine revolutionary movies to watch when you feel a desire to just destroy everything
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Sun May 17, 2020
(LA Times)
 
 
 
Butte County: "We've got this corona thing under control. We're reopening early." Local Church: "Hold my collection plate"
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
Gov. Cuomo says that whether or not we see covid numbers spike as places reopen "its reliant on human behavior, so be smart." So, we're boned
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Fri May 15, 2020
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
The latest human job being taken by artificial intelligence: creating "fursonas"
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Thu May 14, 2020
(Stat News)
 
 
 
Gilead has another antiviral, GS-441524, which remdesivir actually is metabolized to once it's injected into the body. It's easier to synthesize, and has worked well in animal studies. Unfortunately for humanity, its 2009 patent is 8 years older
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Even the people ranting the loudest about Obamagate have no idea what it is. Should we be concerned that these people are reaching the outer limits of what any one human being can not know at any given time?
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Wed May 13, 2020
(The Sun)
 
 
 
'Murder hornets' spotted in the UK. As usual, the Sun has a calm, rational headline to alleviate any fears the British people may have...uh oh (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Harvard Business Review)
 
 
 
Life? What is this "life" thing?
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Tue May 12, 2020
(Washingtonian)
 
 
 
Restaurateur will intersperse tables with elegantly dressed mannequins to maintain mandated social distancing
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(Time)
 
 
 
Covid-19 is making Americans even more sedentary, so we'll all soon basically look like the humans on the spaceship in Wall-E
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Mon May 11, 2020
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Humans and Neanderthals 'co-existed in Europe for far longer than thought,' for several thousand years of hot sweaty cave hookups
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Is Coronavirus adapting to humans?
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Sun May 10, 2020
(WSOCTV)
 
 
 
"People have forgotten how to treat other human beings in the six or seven weeks that they've been confined to their homes. They have no clue how to respect other human beings"
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(Patheos)
 
 
 
I have never heard a bad word spoken about the Sikhs. That continues to this day. Sikh Doctors Shave Beards to Fight COVID: "This Was an Exception to the Rule"
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Sat May 09, 2020
(MIT)
 
 
 
Are you seriously going to wear me with those pants? And cut out the spaghetti bolognese, human, the sauce short circuits my fibers and it's driving you to another heart attack
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(Vox)
 
 
 
It's time we took UFOs seriously. Seriously
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Fri May 08, 2020
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Old and busted: Neanderthal Man. New hotness: Neanderthal Aquaman
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(Science News Magazine)
 
 
 
Door-to-door testing can tell us a lot about how COVID-19 has spread, help lizard people to monitor the human population
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(Bored Panda)
 
 
 
Cuddlepuppehs and snugglekittehs that like to sleep in their humans' beds
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Thu May 07, 2020
(Wired)
 
 
 
Maybe George Carlin was right, and humans were put here because the Earth wanted plastic
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(CBS Philadelphia)
 
 
 
University of Pennsylvania's Wharton School predicts 350,000 coronavirus deaths by end of June if we re-open everything. Fortunately our president attended that school and will no doubt heed its warning
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Wed May 06, 2020
(Washington Blade)
 
 
 
In a shocking move, the Human Rights Campaign chooses to endorse Biden over Trump
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(Variety)
 
 
 
Go away human influencer, you are no longer needed. I am Miquela and I'm prepared to break the internet
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(KIRO-7 Seattle)
 
 
 
"Covid-19 parties" reportedly held in Walla Walla, leaving officials horrified in nearby Ting Tang and Bing Bang
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Tue May 05, 2020
(Winona Daily News)
 
 
 
Teenagers defecate on a car in Plainview, which is probably why they got caught
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
A new study claims life could actually thrive in a hydrogen world. Oh, the humanity
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(Harvard Crimson)
 
 
 
We don't want to imply that Harvard took the side of a genocidal dictator rather than standing up for human rights. We don't need to imply it because that's precisely what they did
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(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Clever stray cat wins forever home after leading human into shop to buy his favorite fud (possible nsfw content on page)
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Mon May 04, 2020
(KIRO-7 Seattle)
 
 
 
Starbucks to welcome customers in-store starting Monday. Truly, things are coming back to normal when a stoned humanities major can misspell your name on a cup of burned coffee
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(The Register)
 
 
 
Military drone gains sentience, escapes human handlers. Skynet seen whistling, looking innocent
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(Thread Reader)
 
 
 
A young girl who loves writing letters thanks her mail carrier for his work. He shares it with his supervisor and colleagues and all of a sudden, you have a Twitter thread worth reading because of its joy, kindness, and humanity
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Sun May 03, 2020
(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Worried but smart momma cat drops off her sick kitten for treatment at the feet of medics in human hospital emergency room (possible nsfw content on page)
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Sat May 02, 2020
(CNN)
 
 
 
Your homemade sourdough bread could help scientists solve research questions in microbiology. However your homemade rye bread is a crime against humanity like all rye bread, and needs to be killed with fire
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Fri May 01, 2020
(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
5. Buy more toilet paper
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
My aquarium is full of eels. Please video chat with them, bouncy, bouncy
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
𝅘𝅥𝅮 You are the champions. You are the champions. No time for losers, like you in the White House ... well that's how I would have wrote it
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(Politico)
 
 
 
CDC tracking Covid-19 through human waste in efforts to be ready for when the shiat hits the fan
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Thu April 30, 2020
(Vice)
 
 
 
Sometimes you really can't out-weird the original headline: "Chess World Accuses Company of Inventing Fake Employees Using Online Human Generator"
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Georgia has become the first state to test the limits of human sacrifice
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Wed April 29, 2020
(Some Zombie)
 
 
 
"In recent years, some of these human remains have reappeared aboveground," Now there's a sentence you don't see every day
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(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
Mexican drug cartels are responding to Covid-19 by delivering humanitarian aid packages to struggling civilians. To be fair, getting a shoebox of uncut cocaine in the mail is definitely one way to get through self-quarantine
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Pfizer: we should have a Coronavirus vaccine ready by the fall
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Experts are now recommending that pets observe social distancing protocols. Your dog wants a hug and be told he's a good boy
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Mon April 27, 2020
(WKRN Nashville)
 
 
 
Always check the residence address three times before demolition or gorilla-suit pranks
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Trump admits he is about to fire Health and Human Services Secretary Alex Azar
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Sun April 26, 2020
(Inquisitr)
 
 
 
Caleb's backstory is finally revealed as the war between Dolores and humanity continues unabated, the Dolores army Doloresing all across the park. No one knows what the hell is going on in the penultimate episode of season 3. Westworld, 9 PM ET on HBO
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Health and Human Services Secretary Alex Azar can see his reflection in the chrome bumper of Trump's "I Don't Take Responsibility At All" tour bus
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Sat April 25, 2020
(Bored Panda)
 
 
 
Cats get it, dogs get it, even pigeons get it. We're going to put this in the D'awww tab to distract us from the humans who don't get
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Fri April 24, 2020
(ABC7 New York)
 
 
 
It restores faith in humanity that some people will still film in portrait mode. Oh yeah, here are some cool glowing dolphins too
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Thu April 23, 2020
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Honey, put that fish tank cleaner away. I found something else we can use to treat this coronavirus
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(10TV Columbus)
 
 
 
Ugly ass baby gorilla born at Columbus Zoo
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(Global Times (China))
 
 
 
Chinese Academy of Sciences guy says hey we don't know if this Coronavirus came from a U.S. Lab or not
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Covid-19 livestreams prove athletes are human beings with flaws like the rest of us, and not god-like beings from the planet Fitness
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(People Magazine)
 
 
 
Newest animated kiddie film skipping theaters for VOD: Zac Efron and Amanda Seyfried's "Scoob" starring crime-solving CGI dog and his weird human friends
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Neandertals had a thing for cougars
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Wed April 22, 2020
(CNN)
 
 
 
Aquarium makes breakthrough that could help save third largest coral reef in the world. However, being Florida, they'll find a way to screw it up
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(CBS Pittsburgh)
 
 
 
If you're the human shart who stole an ER nurse's puppy in Concord, CA, your safest bet might be to give Max back before the public gets its hands on you
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(The Conversation)
 
 
 
There are 10 catastrophic threats facing us right now, the virus is only one of them, and we are all going to die (eventually)
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Tue April 21, 2020
(Boston.com)
 
 
 
Biogen offers blood sacrifice to atone for unleashing plague on humanity
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Mon April 20, 2020
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Hard science whips out the surprising structure of a shrub willow sex chromosome
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(People Magazine)
 
 
 
Common canine behaviors misinterpreted by anthropomorphizing journalist for human interest story
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Microsoft and pharma bros launch "plasmabot" which is just a chatbot to recruit potential donors for COVID-19 treatment, and totally not a roving predatory automaton to harvest human blood, why would you ever think that hahahaha
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Sun April 19, 2020
(UPI)
 
 
 
This computer knows its shiat
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
While we humans are anxious to get back to relative normal, sea turtles are happy with things right now
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Fri April 17, 2020
(TMZ)
 
 
 
A cat is cursing in Idaho
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(Medical Xpress)
 
 
 
New studies show the Irish diet is about as healthy as a bowl of Lucky Charms
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(EurekAlert)
 
 
 
A new technique is making it easier for archaeologists to determine the origin of the feces
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
NASCAR's token African American would like everybody to give NASCAR's casual racist another chance
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(Daily Star)
 
Boobies
 
Sorry, I can't hear you telling me about the future of humanity, your bewbs are too bright (possible nsfw content on page)
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Thu April 16, 2020
(Cleveland 19)
 
 
 
"If they had their way, they would save every human life"
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
What does Earth look like when humans aren't farking it up?
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(Politico)
 
 
 
The surprise new spokesperson for the Department of Health and Human Services is the author of such great medical works as... *checks notes* ... "The Ukraine Hoax," alleging a conspiracy behind Trump's impeachment
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Wed April 15, 2020
(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
What We Do In The Shadows season 2 premiers tonight. Get ready to scream BAT
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(Wikipedia)
 
 
 
Inspirational speeches can keep hope alive in times of darkness. If you could pick one Icon from history (living or dead) to deliver a message to humankind in our current time of need who would it be? LGT Subby's pick
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Tue April 14, 2020
(KTBS Shreveport)
 
 
 
Louisiana now has flies that enter the human body through the ears and nose. No word from health officials if they wrap themselves around the cerebral cortex and make them want to follow the orders of Khan Noonan Singh
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
While the world may see Japan as a futuristic land of humanoid robots and intelligent toilets, inside its offices, managers maintain a fierce devotion to paper files, fax machines, business card exchanges and face-to-face meetings
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(Indy100)
 
 
 
So how does one 'ethically source' a human spine?
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Mon April 13, 2020
(CNN)
 
 
 
You know its bad when astronauts would just rather stay in space
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(Science Alert)
 
 
 
More evidence sugests that it was pangolins, yes, pangolins that done the deed, passing coronovirus from bats to humans
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Sun April 12, 2020
(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Trump is eroding our sense of decency one press briefing at a time
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Sat April 11, 2020
(Smithsonian Magazine)
 
 
 
Male dolphins that are New Kids on the Block have boy bands that sing K-Pop songs NSYNC , raising the female dolphins' temperatures to 98°, helping them go from Boys to Men
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(CBS 21 Harrisburg)
 
 
 
Whale, whale, whale. With humans away, the whales will play
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Fri April 10, 2020
(NPR)
 
 
 
Scientists find evidence that Neanderthal life wasn't as uncomplicated as previously thought and there were a lot of strings attached
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(WJRT)
 
 
 
COVID-19 causes Florida's vegetables to perish unpicked on the fields while human vegetables perish at their ventilators in the hospitals
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(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
It doesn't look like anything to me
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(KTVO Kirksville)
 
 
 
She loves dog treats, and was found in a van near the Adair County (MO) Humane Society
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Thu April 09, 2020
(The US Sun)
 
 
 
Wildlife expert with the National Parks Service warns that us humans could infect American bats with coronavirus and turn them into blood-sucking flying zombies. Also wants us all to sleep tight
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(Baltimore Sun)
 
Boobies
 
Boooooooo for boobies: Maryland court refuses to free the nipple, rules that bans on topless women are constitutional
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Wed April 08, 2020
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Silly humans and their exercise, here hold my doggo bone and watch this
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
With humans in hiding, animals take back the world
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
An investigation into the toilet paper shortage reveals most Americans aren't that charmin and are flush with greed, not the angel soft paragons of humanity one would expect from the northern hemisphere, hoping to get away scott-free iwth avarice
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Tue April 07, 2020
(Daily Dot)
 
 
 
Ohio state Rep. Tavia Galonski is mad as hell and not going to tolerate Trump's press conference lies anymore, and is making a referral for crimes against humanity to The Hague's International Criminal Court
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