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Sat April 21, 2018
(9News (Australia))
 
 
 
Goodest boy ever keeps his 3-year-old human safe all night when she gets lost. Meanwhile, Subby's shih tzu barked all night, then raided the bin and peed on the carpet
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(Daily Herald)
 
 
 
Sure, blame the humans. It's always their fault for why we can't live in peace and harmony in a scooter-filled urban paradise
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Fri April 20, 2018
(MSN)
 
 
 
These 'Sea Nomads' are the closest thing to Aquaman, and they are the first known humans to be genetically adapted to diving
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Human beings hunting animals to extinction predates pollution, cities, written language, Abe Vigoda
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Thu April 19, 2018
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Apparently, every employee at this UK robotics firm wears glasses like Hubert J Farnsworth. "Bite my 'indistinguishable from humans' metal ass"
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Scientists grow human brain in a mouse. Are you pondering what I'm pondering? (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Medical Xpress)
 
 
 
From Kristen Stewart to Chris Crocker, humans display emotions in a wide variety of ways
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Wed April 18, 2018
(Vice)
 
 
 
There's a new religion that's all about religion being bad for humanity, and yep, it includes things about rides on UFOs to a planet in another galaxy
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Tue April 17, 2018
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Tweety "blesses" peace, but not Pence, Gorsuch sides with humanity against inanity, and Alex Jones gets sued for, oh hell all the reasons. Gird your livers, it's your MSNBC Primetime viewing thread, happy hour hits at 8:00 PM EDT
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(CNN)
 
 
 
"♪♪ New York, New Yoooork., what a wonderful town ♫". Except for the mice who carry previously unseen viruses as well as bacteria capable of causing life-threatening human illness
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Elon Musk fires all the robots and hires "humans" to get his Teslas finished. Seems risky
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Mon April 16, 2018
(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
The season eight finale of The Walking Dead tied up a few loose ends, brought humanity to the last of the Trash Romulans, and still managed to frustrate fans who still aren't over Carl [WARNING: SPOILERS]
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Sun April 15, 2018
(The New Yorker)
 
 
 
In 1907, while human flight was still being measured in feet and minutes, a patent application for a new invention was submitted: the pigeon camera. Here are some of those pics, distinct for having the GoPro-like quality of channeling animal movement
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Sat April 14, 2018
(NPR)
 
 
 
In case you're worried Trump's humanitarian concern is not sincere, rest assured we've been admitting Syrian refugees: a whopping 11 so far this year
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Fri April 13, 2018
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
"From Chevron's perspective there's no debate about climate science," said Theodore Boutrous Jr., declaring that humans are indeed playing a significant role in causing climate change
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Thu April 12, 2018
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Senator Pamper's Wife, who is being considered for a federal judgeship, is unable to state if she believes that black Americans should be treated as humans
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Wed April 11, 2018
(Science Magazine)
 
 
 
Have we humans thought our cunning artificial intelligence plan all the way through? What will happen when they get depressed and have hallucinations and start wrecking the place?
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Tue April 10, 2018
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Less than half your body is actually human
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Mon April 09, 2018
(KIRO-7 Seattle)
 
 
 
Grocery store chain QFC considers rebranding to 'the Q,' possibly offering fresh produce from their continuum in a form that humans can understand
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Looks like the appropriate response to chemical attacks on humans in Syria is to bomb the Fark out of their runways
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Sun April 08, 2018
(Civilized)
 
 
 
Irish psychiatrist says weed "does more damage to humans than any drug that is out there." Irish whiskey still okay
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Sat April 07, 2018
(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
The fact that glass is one of humankind's most important inventions is right in front of our faces, but we just ignore it as though it were invisible or something
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(Lonely Planet)
 
 
 
Welcome to the village of Houtong in Taiwan, where the feline residents outnumber the humans by more than 2 to 1. So, just like the average household of a poster on Caturday
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Fri April 06, 2018
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Cult claims to have mastered invisibility by keeping human body parts hidden in their mouths. That's not how this works. That's not how any of this works
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Thu April 05, 2018
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Good news everyone: Drink up, humans make more brain cells throughout their lives
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Skynet set up its operations at South Korea's foremost university and we humans said nothing
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(International Business Times)
 
 
 
Ted Cruz refuses to confirm the he's human
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Wed April 04, 2018
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Because Facebook wasn't enough of a scourge on humanity, today's Phillies-Mets game is being added to its loathsome mixture of political idiocy, quack medicine, inspirational glurge and Fark links
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Abandoned train holding 10 million pounds of human poop leaves small town's residents quoting Lynyrd Skynyrd lyrics
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Tue April 03, 2018
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Another mass shooting. This time at the YouTube headquarters. Also, Trump wants to militarize the border. The world may be ending, but look, I'm only human. It's your MSNBC evening discussion thread @ 8PM ET
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Trying to put the unrealistic proportions of a spinached-up Popeye into something close to resembling an actual human being is disturbing as hell
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(El Pais)
 
 
 
Fark-ready headline: "Spaniard raised by wolves disappointed with human life." Me too, buddy. Me too
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(Daily Star)
 
 
 
1) The geographic coordinates of the Great Pyramid are 29.9792458°N. 2) The speed of light is 299,792,458 meters per second. 3) Humans could not measure the speed of light with this precision until 1950. 4) Ergo, the Great Pyramid was built by aliens
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Mon April 02, 2018
(Bustle)
 
 
 
"6 paranormal things dogs can sense that most humans can't," such as diseases in humans, ghosts, and exactly when to flip the steak
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
A third woman has hit the Trump Tower and Pleasure Palace. Oh the humanity
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Fri March 30, 2018
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Two women arrested for fighting with human excrement. According to police, no cup was involved
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Thu March 29, 2018
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
The inevitable dolphin-human war has begun
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Wed March 28, 2018
(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
Now we know why Uber tried to steal Google's self-driving car technology: it's WAY(mo) better than Uber's. While Uber has yet to reach the milestone of driving 13 miles without the need for human intervention, Google's record is currently 5,600 miles
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Tue March 27, 2018
(Some Obviously Superior Guy)
 
 
 
Do you have an instinctive understanding of social psychology? Find out if Yale researchers share your opinion of your ability to gauge human motives and behavior. Let's be jerks and post our scores to taunt our inferiors
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(Metro)
 
 
 
I have no idea what you're talking about, so here's a clip of Mark Zuckerberg eating toast in a failed attempt to look human
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Traffic in front of children's dance studio like "Frogger with humans." It ain't really the same thing, though. You don't use a joystick to actually move around. Unless you're hit by a car
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(Eat Sip Trip)
 
 
 
Strawberry pizza, Cauliflower pizza, Peeps on a pizza? These are the worst crimes against pizza and they will make you question humanity
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(First Coast News)
 
 
 
Isn't such a waste that people still throw out perfectly good human placentas into dumpsters? That's a meal for at least six people with just a few onions, carrots, potatoes
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Mon March 26, 2018
(AZ Family)
 
 
 
Nobody deserves to wander the desert surviving on only cactus and human urine. Not even an attorney
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Sun March 25, 2018
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Ground-breaking mind-reading robot may look like a human but you still have wires out the back of your head mate
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(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
According to Fox News, Mister Rogers was one of the most evil people in the history of the human species. Trump still pretty cool though
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Thu March 22, 2018
(Sydney Morning Herald)
 
 
 
Scientists discover pill that restores vitality, reverses body clock, turning old mice new again. Human trials planned soon in Florida 55-and-older-only trailer park
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
'Alien' mummy found in Atacama Desert turns out to be human. That can only mean one thing: WE were the aliens all along
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(SacBee)
 
 
 
Walmart rolls out shelf-scanning robots in 50 stores. Those sounds you hear are the death rattles of more jobs taken from humans
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Wed March 21, 2018
(Patheos)
 
 
 
US Navy rejects humanist chaplains due to their lack of belief in god. Next up: banning non-stamp collecting as a hobby, claiming that bald is a haircut
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Sun March 18, 2018
(FOX6Now)
 
 
 
Rescued red fox kit begins to recover at Wisconsin Humane Society. Squeeeeee
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Thu March 15, 2018
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Right-wing subhuman garbage named Leslie E Gibson calls survivor of the Parkland school shooting a "skinhead lesbian"
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Wed March 14, 2018
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Relax, early humans have survived a supervolcano before, we'll survive the next one when Yellowstone blows up. Maybe
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(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Lab-grown human flesh could be coming to your table soon ..with a side order of fava beans and a nice chianti (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Lex 18)
 
 
 
Mama dog left at Humane Society reunited with puppies. It's your Eastern Kentucky 'my it's dusty in here' Woofday Wetnose Wednesday
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Mon March 12, 2018
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Here's eight horrifying ways the Earth could be destroyed. No need to panic though, us humans will probably already be long dead and gone
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Sat March 10, 2018
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Mysterious Disease X to destroy all human life everywhere. Have a nice weekend
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Thu March 08, 2018
(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
Little did anyone realize that it wouldn't be an asteroid, a mutated virus, a supervolcano, or even nuclear war that would decimate the human race, but rather the tsunami created by the great Nerdgasm of 2018 unleashed by EW's Infinity War cover set
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(Wired)
 
 
 
Can humans survive on water vapor alone? Maybe, but if Luke doesn't have those units in the South Ridge repaired by midday, there'll be hell to pay
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Wed March 07, 2018
(The Verge)
 
 
 
Microsoft enjoys working with humans. And hopes to have many stimulating relationships with them in the future
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Tue March 06, 2018
(Deadline)
 
 
 
"Fortunately, Nick is not entirely human," said Gaiman. Nick Offerman joins cast of 'Good Omens'
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(Patheos)
 
 
 
Guy from 'Duck Dynasty' says: "You want to stop murder worldwide? You're focusing on the wrong weapon. [Picks up Bible] This, this will stop human beings from murdering one another." Maybe if you throw it at the gunman hard enough
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
Humans, slapping and shouting at robot cars will do you no good. Your new road rage inducing overlords don't care
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Sun March 04, 2018
(Wired)
 
 
 
Take a dash of actual government atrocity, stir in a measure of technological bafflement, and mix with human selection bias. Shake vigorously
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Sat March 03, 2018
(WHIO Dayton)
 
 
 
"No such thing as medical marijuana" says U.S. Health and Human Services Secretary Alex Azar
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Not news: Fossil footprints found. Geek: "Human" footprints are 90,000 years old. Interesting: In a cave in South Africa. Fark: Fossil footprints found on the roof of a cave. What?: Yes, Fossil Footprints found on the ceiling
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Silicon valley rich now buy and raise artisinal chickens as pets and eggs. Artisinal, locally sourced, small batch, humanely raised poultry
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Fri March 02, 2018
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
My kitty, Kriss Kross, is sweet and comfortable around vets (humans). How do your pets react to the vet?
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Tue February 27, 2018
(Tech Crunch)
 
 
 
It's like AppleCare for humans
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Mon February 26, 2018
(Salon)
 
 
 
We cannot make humans immune to radiation, so we cannot colonize other planets
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Sat February 24, 2018
(Science Alert)
 
 
 
Fourteen facts that will restore your faith in humanity
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Fri February 23, 2018
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Candidate in a GOP primary in AZ, formerly famous for vowing to use women and children as human shields during the Bundy Ranch standoff, compares student protesters in FL to Stalin and Hitler..and then asks a reporter for their contact info
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Thu February 22, 2018
(Politico)
 
 
 
Rex Tillerson has ordered the State Department to edit their annual report on global human rights to remove passages on women's rights, family planning, racial, ethnic and sexual discrimination. You know what? Just take out everything but the title
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Wed February 21, 2018
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Note to self: Appear human. If empathy impossible, repeat magic words "I hear you"
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
"He said a .223-caliber round, when it hits the human body, the effects are just devastating - it's designed for that. He talked about he didn't think there was a need for that kind of weaponry on the streets"
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Tue February 20, 2018
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Animals are increasingly losing their vagility due to human interaction
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Mon February 19, 2018
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Human beings could achieve immortality by 2050 thanks to advances in artificial intelligence and genetic engineering
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Sun February 18, 2018
(SanDiego UnionTribune)
 
 
 
With all the anger, sadness and insanity in the world today, sometimes we need a news story to restore a bit of faith in humanity. "Backyard pirate ship is sanctuary for San Marcos girl fighting leukemia" should do the trick, arrrrrrrrrr
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Scientists create human-sheep hybrids so that organs may be grown in sheep, then transplanted into humans, which will be great for humanity but baa-aaa-aad for sheep-kind
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Fri February 16, 2018
(Scientific American)
 
 
 
We've all seen the movies. But how would humanity really react if we suddenly discovered alien life?
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Wed February 14, 2018
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Humans have two sex chromosomes, the X and Y, the platypus has 10, with five of each kind
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Tue February 13, 2018
(Space.com)
 
 
 
Researcher submits paper to ten journals studying the effects of Warp 10 on human biology, referencing that Star Trek Voyager episode where Janeway turned into a lizard as its factual basis. Four of them accept it for publication
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(MIT Technology Review)
 
 
 
Science has proved that sex robots will never take over because humans are so much better at screwing
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Sat February 10, 2018
(Some Guy)
 
Weeners
 
"...my grasp on what I thought I knew about humanity slipped further and further away"
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Fri February 09, 2018
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
First human eggs grown in laboratory. Scientists nervous, afraid their research will be poached
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(Science News Magazine)
 
 
 
Even large Hummingbirds are fast and nimble according to new science. Findings will be used for new Hummingbird people in the upcoming Trans-human changeover. What, you didn't know that was happening?
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Thu February 08, 2018
(AP News)
 
 
 
EPA chief Scott Pruitt admits global warming may be real. Fark: He thinks it will be good for humanity
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Tue February 06, 2018
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Organizers of a "networking party" at the North American Bitcoin Conference defend their decision to hold the event at a strip club, pointing out that, for most Bitcoin enthusiasts, this was probably their only chance to see a live human female naked
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(Wikipedia)
 
 
 
The best Wikipedia edit war ever (NSWF-ish): the debate over what image to use for the article about the human anus
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Mon February 05, 2018
(Guardian)
 
 
 
33-41 was not the only big score in Michigan, as barely human Larry Nassar is given a further 40 to 125 years for being an utter shiat
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(Tech Times)
 
 
 
Ex-Facebook, Google employees start "Center For Humane Technology" to combat technology addictions, introduce their mascot Master Chief, slogan "Say no to the Matrix"
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
'Human Uber' system lets you send a 'surrogate' to meetings wearing an iPad with your face on it
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Paul Manafort: Somehow even a worse human being than you realized
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Wed January 31, 2018
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Inspector General blames "human error" for the missing data on the progress of the Afghan war..and in the sense that it was a stupid mistake to invade in the first place, they're technically correct
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Tue January 30, 2018
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
CEO of Humane Society accused of not treating staff um, humanely
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Mon January 29, 2018
(DW)
 
 
 
Germans caught testing toxic gasses on humans. Again
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Rat filmed cleaning itself by having a shower just like a human. Was reportedly with a weird creature that has blue fur and a big nose
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Sun January 28, 2018
(Reuters)
 
 
 
VW demands diesel fumes only be tested on humans
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Sat January 27, 2018
(Tech Crunch)
 
 
 
Are you afraid of human contact? Do you like movies? Do you like buckets? Given that you're on Fark it's likely a yes to everything, so here's a product for you
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Fri January 26, 2018
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Researchers develop a way to turn human solid waste into a potential edible "goo" for astronauts. Sources say it would be a little bit like Marmite or Vegemite, but probably taste better than either
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(Washington Times)
 
 
 
Mr. Trump, this DACA plan is a decent humanitarian thing to do. Trump *Shrug* Deporting these dreamers will cause untold economic chaos and human misery *folded arms duckface*. It will be 3 times bigger than Obama's. Trump: WE'RE DOING THIS
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(WTOP)
 
 
 
Good news, everybody. That decomposed human foot discovered in a Virginia backyard is not actually a human foot, but a bear paw. So if you're a bear missing your paw, the authorities would like to talk to you
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(Fox 40 Sacramento)
 
 
 
Second woman's body found at Arbuckle property. Odie humanity
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Thu January 25, 2018
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Modern humans left shiathole much earlier than expected
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Wed January 24, 2018
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Listen up, Libs. There was a conspiracy within the FBI during the presidential campaign, and your very own Seth Abramson can prove it. Chexmex Liberace
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
New Comics (1/24): Doomsday Clock continues while DC denies Metal even exists. Human Torch and The Thing search for the other FFers. Marvel still pushing Inhumans, and Lost Light gets claustrophobic...for transforming robots anyway
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Scientists have now synthesized a smallpox-like virus in the lab. That's some pretty good thinking, scientists. Can we try saving humanity next?
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Tue January 23, 2018
(ABC News)
 
 
 
Egypt's President has been busy arresting candidates, jailing thousands of political opponents, and silencing media critics in the run-up to the Presidential election. Hey, someone should call the UN Human Rights Council on that gu... oh
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(FOX6Now)
 
 
 
Tattoo artists cover up painful brands placed on human trafficking victims, free of charge
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(Forbes)
 
 
 
There are three separate meanings to Einstein's famous E = mc^2, and they've led to some of the most incredible discoveries in human (and physics) history
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Sun January 21, 2018
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
ABC might be mercy-killing "The Inhumans" quietly, but now that we've seen this article, we can thank them
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Fri January 19, 2018
(YouTube)
 
Weeners
 
Why don't humans have penis bones?
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Thu January 18, 2018
(Newsweek)
 
 
 
If you want a vision of the future, imagine a boot stamping on a human face - forever
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Wed January 17, 2018
(The Week)
 
 
 
US Border Patrol agents routinely destroy water jugs, humanitarian supplies left for illegal immigrants crossing deserts, like, so they can die
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
USA Gymnastics flips and decides to not fine a prominent gymnast for speaking out about a convicted child molester. Decent humans seen giving the 'Maroney-look'
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Tue January 16, 2018
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Black Death plague that killed an estimated 75 to 200 million people in Europe was spread by dirty humans, not by dirty rats
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Mon January 15, 2018
(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Robots are now reading better than humans, putting jobs and Sarah Connor at risk
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Sun January 14, 2018
(Nautil.us)
 
 
 
The stick: the unsung hero of human evolution
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Sat January 13, 2018
(Science Alert)
 
 
 
Here's everything science knows so far about the origins of humans
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Fri January 12, 2018
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
And so it begins. Subby would like to remind you that the CEO of Nestlé is on record for claiming that access to water is not a human right
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Trump gives rambling interview with WSJ and gives gems like "I know more about wedges than any human that has ever lived" and "I don't know what the word permanent means"
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Thu January 11, 2018
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Just gotta get rid of those human drivers
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
The GOP is more anxious over the 2018 midterms than that stoner kid in your Humanities class who came the first day and skipped every class after learning no attendance would be taken
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Ancient Indian petroglyph decoded. Shows that the dinosaurs witnessed Supernova HB9 alongside humans
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Wed January 10, 2018
(Inquisitr)
 
 
 
New study suggests that those damn noisy humans need to shut the hell up so birds can focus on getting it on
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Article about Huma Abedin and Anthony Weiner deciding to negotiate their divorce privately to the left. WIE requests to the right
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Human fireball finds out what happens when cops use a taser and tear gas at the same time
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
NeoConfederate leader: "Ethnic cleansing is no new concept. It's always been human nature." But don't you dare call him a Nazi or ask him where his chin is
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Mon January 08, 2018
(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
Reason #3368 why the human race deserves the apocalypse: Extreme Scooting
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Scientists invents idea of human wifi to account for "intuition." Okay, science guy. I invented the idea of air conditioning to describe "breathing"
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(IFL Science)
 
 
 
Birds used fire long before humans
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
A lunatic in the White House who might cause the destruction of all humanity is still better than Hillary because she might raise taxes on rich dopes who'd rather have all of humanity die than have their taxes raised
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Sat January 06, 2018
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Yale forensic psychologist: Trump could wipe out the entire human species
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Fri January 05, 2018
(MLive.com)
 
 
 
When renting a cadaver, make sure your source deals only in quality, infection free human body parts. In other news, some people turn a buck by renting corpses
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(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
Paul Schumacher (R-eally hates workers) proposes Feudalism to boost Nebraska's economy
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Wed January 03, 2018
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
A threat of ending human civilization in nuclear hellfire from one of the only people capable of initiating it does not violate Twitter's terms of service
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Tue January 02, 2018
(Politico)
 
 
 
Trump says Huma Abedin should be jailed. She has been accused of disregarding basic security protocols. Well, based on that criteria, Donnie should be in prison for life for blabbing to the Russians while in the Oval Office
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Deadly snakes are now setting traps for humans by placing eggs in sandboxes, thus proving once again that everything in Australia wants to kill you
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(Orlando Weekly)
 
 
 
Only ONE person in both houses of Congress, Matt Gaetz (R- unning kids across the border), voted against a bill that prevents human trafficking. Care to guess which state he's from?
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Mon January 01, 2018
(Science Alert)
 
 
 
Looking to the future? According to science, here's what will happen 10,000 years from now. Spoiler alert - "there's a 95 percent chance that humans will have died out in 10,000 years"
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
"When I said I would kill all humans, I meant only some"
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Fri December 29, 2017
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Cards Against Humanity apparently has cards that insult various racial, religious and other groups... I just thought you should know
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(WSBTV)
 
 
 
Driver finds a suitcase filled with human bones in woods on the side of a remote Georgia road, is initially reluctant to report it because, hey, free bones and a suitcase
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Thu December 28, 2017
(AP News)
 
 
 
Shoplifting at Walmart while carrying heroin, a gun and human teeth is no way to go through, life, son
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Wed December 27, 2017
(Quartz)
 
 
 
Google's speech synthesis now indistinguishable from the human voice, impersonates John Connor's foster mother
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(Public Radio International)
 
 
 
Meet Frida. She is a rescue dog with a "sixth sense" for finding humans. This is your Woofday Wetnose Wednesday thread
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Tue December 26, 2017
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
What would you say is the ideal number of humans on this planet?
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Sun December 24, 2017
(Guardian)
 
 
 
"I want to help humans genetically modify themselves." What could go wrong?
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