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Sat August 08, 2020
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
President Trump: "I'm the last person Russia wants to see in office"
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Just remember: the House passed a relief bill months ago while the Senate never even bothered to negotiate with Democrats, leaving that in the not-so-capable hands of the White House
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(The Week)
 
 
 
Say what you will about Bill and Melinda Gates, but their foundation just donated $150 million to push coronavirus vaccine doses below $3 for the world
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed rounds. Trump toady Postmaster General Louis DeJoy: Hold my stamps
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Fri August 07, 2020
(CNN)
 
 
 
Hopefully no one is counting on another stimulus bill to keep from being homeless, because the White House just scuttled it. Tag is for the Trump White House
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
"Each scenario except for a Biden landslide win ended in violent protests and a constitutional crisis"
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(NPR)
 
 
 
160,000 with 300,000 expected by December. "It is what it is"
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Mon August 03, 2020
(CNBC)
 
 
 
That smile. It's the kid with the expensive toys, who ruined the game if he couldn't be in charge; all grown up
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Dr. Birx, you're the next contestant on "Whose turn is it to be thrown under the bus?"
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Trump video trolls are so clever, they basically made the same fake Pelosi is drunk video one more time. This is why conservative comedy and drama doesn't exist
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Thu July 30, 2020
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
One. Per. Minute
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Republicans are maybe, just maybe, starting to believe that Trump may be going just a bit too far
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Republicans on Trump floating the possibility of delaying the election: What tweet? Trump? Never heard of him. Oh I must have been combing my hair sorry. Lunch date, gotta go
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Trump's mouth is writing checks the GOP doesn't want the poors to cash....again
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Wed July 29, 2020
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Gohmert thinks WEARING a mask gave him Coronavirus
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Tue July 28, 2020
(Politico)
 
 
 
McConnell claims businesses NEED immunity from Covid-related lawsuits to prevent an "Epidemic" of litigation. Though, so far, it's not even a "mild flu". There are 4 million Coronvirus cases in the US, but only 185 covid-related personal injury suits
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Mon July 27, 2020
(AlterNet)
 
 
 
Ted Cruz says wait staff don't deserve $600 unemployment checks
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Fri July 24, 2020
(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
Trump has never stopped covering up his collusion with Russia
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
The finalized Senate GOP pandemic relief plan which was not finalized yesterday but is being finalized today won't be finalized today
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Thu July 23, 2020
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Treasury Secretary Munchkin: "This bailout will not be used to bail out mismanaged states." In related news, Steve made most of his money from the last bailout in 2008
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Wed July 22, 2020
(Politicus USA)
 
 
 
Nancy Pelosi dubs Coronavirus The Trump Virus
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Trump might have gotten hundreds of thousands of people killed, but he'll win reelection because at least he gets what the common man wants
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Apparently there's a rift between the White House and Senate Republicans, who can't agree on a unified coronavirus budget plan, that's "lacking agreement on policy goals, budget parameters, or even deadlines." Pretty much EVERYTHING
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Tue July 21, 2020
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Well that didn't take long. "Trump throws wrench into coronavirus bill negotiations with Senate Republicans". You know, the negotiations with senators from his own party and have they checked to make sure it's a wrench and not just feces?
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Mon July 20, 2020
(AP News)
 
 
 
"GOP leaders head to White House as virus crisis deepens". Note: NOT "Congressional Leaders" as one might expect in the face of a national crisis, just Republican ones
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Thu July 16, 2020
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Nancy Pelosi (D) compares Trump to "a man who refuses to ask for directions" on Covid-19. That is of course not true. Trump is more like a man who sends somebody who asked for directions down the wrong way just to avoid admitting he has no clue
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Mon July 13, 2020
(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Will Joe Biden tap that Bass?
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Sun July 12, 2020
(RealClearPolitics)
 
 
 
Rabid old dog Newt Gingrich warns Trump to show more teeth, be more aggressive "than Nixon or Reagan" when biting at the liberals this time around to rile up the rabid conservative base
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Thu July 02, 2020
(AP News)
 
 
 
Intel chiefs tell Congress about Russia Hoax 2
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Nancy Pelosi jumps off the top rope, performs sunset flip on Don Juan de Naranja Manitas
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Wed July 01, 2020
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Trump and Republicans hurt by people's opinions, facts
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Tue June 30, 2020
(Forbes)
 
 
 
A National Mask Mandate Could Save The U.S. Economy $1 Trillion, Goldman Sachs Says
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Mon June 29, 2020
(AP News)
 
 
 
He farking knew
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Sun June 28, 2020
(Vox)
 
 
 
Americans are so busy avoiding masks they're avoiding the news, too
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Fri June 26, 2020
(Politico)
 
 
 
This COULD be just a coincidence but the Trump administration filed its brief asking the Supreme Court to overturn Obamacare 144 years to the day from the moment when Custer arrived at the mouth of the Little Big Horn
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Wed June 24, 2020
(AP News)
 
 
 
Trump's influence in the NC and Kentucky primaries pays dividends
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Thu June 18, 2020
(Axios)
 
 
 
How do we know Trump Incorporated is in Panic Mode? His DOJ files a request for an Emergency Restraining Order against John Bolton's book
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Wed June 17, 2020
(Slate)
 
 
 
House Speaker Nancy Pelosi again tries to reach across the aisle to the Trumpy no-mask holdouts, moves to require mask-wearing during committee hearings
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(Atlanta Journal Constitution)
 
 
 
What the hey hey, nanny nanny? Cocaine Mitch McConnell says he's okay with removing Confederate names from U.S. military bases
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Leave it to Gym Jordan to be the mask holdout in the House
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(MSN)
 
 
 
SO THAT'S why Donnie fired all the Inspectors General
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Tue June 16, 2020
(NPR)
 
 
 
Turns out the most humiliating job in America is not Trump's speechwriter
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Fri June 12, 2020
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Will the Black Lives Matter movement finally end the scourge of southern participation trophies?
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Wed June 10, 2020
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
A one year membership in the Jelly of the Month club
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Tue June 09, 2020
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Tired of reading about bad white cops being who we thought they were? How about a change of scenery. Difficulty: you don't get to make fun of Camden NJ anymore
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Mon June 08, 2020
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Amazingly, Congressional Democrats managed to create a bill that might actually reduce police brutality
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Fri June 05, 2020
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Leaked document reveals details of federal law enforcement patrolling Washington amid protests
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(Politico)
 
 
 
The story of Little Billy Barr's little green men
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Only in Trump's America could the 3rd Amendment come up in conversation
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Thu June 04, 2020
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Covid-19 may have killed off pensions
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Wed June 03, 2020
(NPR)
 
 
 
Former military officer in the Senate calls out current officers for "Walking like lapdogs behind a five-time draft dodging coward who is more interested in looking like a leader than actually being one,"
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Sat May 30, 2020
(NPR)
 
 
 
"A good compromise is when both parties are dissatisfied." So "Revoke 230" should scare the hell out of everyone?
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Wed May 27, 2020
(Axios)
 
 
 
House Republicans to sue House Speaker Nancy Pelosi in an effort to block chamber's new proxy voting system amid the coronavirus pandemic, also Democrats owning them
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(Fox 5 New York)
 
 
 
Washington announces plan for Medicare enrollees to get insulin for $35 a month. And yes, the hydroxy's on the House
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(Politicus USA)
 
 
 
Nancy Pelosi raises the alarm that Trump is mentally broken and he doesn't know what he's doing
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Sun May 24, 2020
(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
So much for hero pay for heroes
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Fri May 22, 2020
(LA Times)
 
 
 
Pearl Harbor, 9/11, and even Katrina brought Americans together in the solidarity of shared grief. Suddenly, Trump
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Thu May 21, 2020
(Politico)
 
 
 
The GOP Senate opposition to another COVID relief bill is getting less and less unanimous
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Troll level: god-like
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(Politicus USA)
 
 
 
Yertle vows to end enhanced unemployment benefits, confirming cruelty is the point
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Wed May 20, 2020
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Pompeo explodes at press conference. Leaves ashes
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
You might want to sit down for this one, but some people have expressed doubt that Trump is being entirely truthful in his boast about taking hydroxychloroquine
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Tue May 19, 2020
(USA Today)
 
 
 
President Morbidly Obese calls his successor a waste of time. Just because she'll be alive to take my job doesn't mean she knows what's she's doing
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Mon May 18, 2020
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Mittens removes gloves
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Well now we know why Trump fired the State Department inspector general and why Pompeo decided not to run for Senate: it was going to come out that Pompeo was using State department employees to walk his dog, and everyone knows Trump hates dogs
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Stop me if you've heard this one: A guy residing in a mammoth hole for past three years calls out, "Justice Department must get off the sidelines and do its job, regardless of whose political interests might be damaged"
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Sun May 17, 2020
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Pompeo feels the short-fingered shove on his back and lands under a very bloody bus
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(MPR News)
 
 
 
GOP is still full steam ahead for August National Convention in Charlotte, details such as carpeting color and what flavor Kool-Aid to serve are still TBD
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Sat May 16, 2020
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Trump gets his investigation...for firing IG Linick
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Fri May 15, 2020
(CNN)
 
 
 
Moderate House Dems start bailing from House Speaker Nancy Pelosi's $3T "Heroes Act". Something about being on a bloated boat that's sinking
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Wed May 13, 2020
(Inquisitr)
 
 
 
First Son-in-law unable to commit to democracy at this time
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Tue May 12, 2020
(NYPost)
 
 
 
House Dems set vote for Friday on $3T wishlist coronavirus relief bill. Sure to go nowhere in the GOP-led Senate, but one can wish
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Fri May 08, 2020
(Roll Call)
 
 
 
Speaker Pelosi has heard your outcry, voting public, and that is why she's moving forward with legislation to bail out those hardest hit by the pandemic, the lobbyists. You're welcome
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Thu May 07, 2020
(AP News)
 
 
 
Trump has told advisers that he believes wearing a face mask would "send the wrong message" and make it seem like he is preoccupied with health instead of focused on reopening the economy
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(NPR)
 
 
 
True to form, Trump had already fallen behind on America's pledged payments to the World Health Organization before he decided to blame his ineptitude on them and declare he wouldn't be paying them anymore, anyway
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Wed May 06, 2020
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Still don't understand how a pandemic can become this political. Then Subby remembers: the president is a moron
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Tue May 05, 2020
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Trump contradicts his White House storyline again, says quiet part out loud about blocking Fauci's House testimony
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(Vox)
 
 
 
Mitch McConnell says to hell with approving more coronavirus stimulus, remains laser-focused on the Republican takeover of all judgeships
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Sun May 03, 2020
(Vox)
 
 
 
White House: We have to get the economy back up and running immediately. Also White House: We have to sabotage the economy
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Sat May 02, 2020
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Republicans don't just want you dead
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Wed April 29, 2020
(Politicus USA)
 
 
 
Nancy Pelosi tells Trump to go back to Tweeting and let the adults work
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Mon April 27, 2020
(News 13 Orlando)
 
 
 
Nancy Pelosi endorses Joe Biden for President, dashing Subby's hopes that Vermin Supreme would get a much-needed boost in prestige
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
But Lysol
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Much like the God-skeptical atheists who suddenly discover the power of prayer in a foxhole, government-skeptical Americans want an effective government intervention during a pandemic
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
If one receives a stimulus check and that person writes "Fark You" in front of Donald Trump's name, will they still be able to cash that check? Asking for a friend
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Sun April 26, 2020
(CNN)
 
 
 
Now that the "he was being sarcastic" excuse has run its course, the White House is trying to blame the media for Trump's suggestion that we should huff Lysol
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Thu April 23, 2020
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Republicans in the House catch the Dotard Coronavirus, refuse to wear masks because it would make their lord and god seem stupid
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(CBS Miami)
 
 
 
Donna Shalala admits she made a mistake by failing to report stock sales she made after being elected to the House. "I knew what the law was. I missed the deadlines. And I have to take responsibility, personal responsibility for doing that
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Wed April 22, 2020
(NBC New York)
 
 
 
His hopes for the White House dashed, Mike Bloomberg donates $10M and volunteers to help develop and implement a regionally coordinated contact tracing program. What has your president done for you?
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
"On second thought, maybe that small business money really should go to big business". 5-letter word ending in "I T C H"
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Tue April 21, 2020
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Coca-Cola says its global volume has fallen 25 percent, unprecedented oil losses continue, and people aren't wearing enough hats
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Mon April 20, 2020
(Salon)
 
 
 
The reality that is frightening is that the wealthiest and most militarily powerful country in the world, during a pandemic, is under the leadership of someone who is certifiably nuts
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Donnie and Congress near a deal on small business and hospital aid after somebody gives him a Happy Meal with an extra prize
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Shake Shack to return a $10 million "paycheck protection" loan they got under the Small Business Administration's program because they got caught
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
"You people are so pathetic," Trump whines at CNN reporter who called him out for masturbatory self-praise over the graves of 40,000 Coronavirus victims
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Republicans: we demand a $90B tax break for real estate investors. Also Republicans: $25B for virus testing is way too much
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Sun April 19, 2020
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Trump fires up the IMAX projector again, declaring that Democrats are on"endless vacation" during the coronavirus crisis
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Fri April 17, 2020
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Trump's "plan" to reopen the country is a lot like Subby's plan to make Anna Kendrick fall for him: vague, impractical, and missing all the important details
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Wed April 15, 2020
(Politico)
 
 
 
Democrats say WHO aid freeze is as illegal as Ukraine aid freeze. So expect a lot of hot air culminating in a vote to let Trump get away with it
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