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Mon December 06, 2021
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
I'll be looking forward to the follow-up video in which the lady tearfully announces that both of her cats have gone missing and that she's offering a reward for their recovery
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(NHL)
 
 
 
Vancouver Canucks clean house firing coach Green and GM Jim Benning. Bruce Boudreau takes over as coach with "the Canucks beginning a search for new leadership in the hockey operations department"
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Norwegian archaeologists find late Iron Age longhouses, and send condolences in what is generally seen as a breach of Viking social protocol
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Sun December 05, 2021
(ABC7 Los Angeles)
 
 
 
♪ In this life, one thing counts/ In the bank, large amounts/ I'm afraid these don't grow on trees/ You've got to pirate-a-porch or two... ♪
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Are you in trouble? You forgot to do something you were said you'd do and now you're in the dog house? When the going gets tough, the tough go cake decorating
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
Encanto is #1 on a soft Omicron weekend with $13 million while Ghostbusters: Afterlife scares up $9.5 million worth of nostalgia. House of Gucci holds at #3 with $7.4 million while Clifford the Big Red Dog is #6 with $1.75 million, ahead of Dune
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Texas football assistant sued over some serious monkey business
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Hello 911. The call is coming from inside the house
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Sat December 04, 2021
(KSTP St. Paul)
 
 
 
When threatening a judge, it's best not to post a video of you doing so
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(CBS Sports)
 
 
 
Detroit Lions can still make it to the playoffs, though if these 45 things go their way they won't have to buy tickets and watch from the upper bowl
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Fri December 03, 2021
(SFGate)
 
 
 
"They've heard the pots and pans thing," she said. "So you have to up your game"
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(WTOP)
 
 
 
Fire....how does it work?
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(WTOP)
 
 
 
Fire....how does it work?
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(Axios)
 
 
 
Republicans: No ideas and proud of it
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(CNN)
 
 
 
King Manchin informs his colleagues that he's "skeptical" Build Back Better can pass this year, which is sort of like Lucy informing Charlie Brown that she's skeptical he'll get a chance to kick the football
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Wait, weeks? *Orders more popcorn*
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Thu December 02, 2021
(CBS Minnesota)
 
 
 
HomeAdvisor advised to not advise use of home repair contractor who leaves house in need of repair
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(NBC Washington)
 
 
 
First the supply chain came for the plywood, and I did not complain because I have a house. Then it came for the auto parts, and I did not complain because I have a car. Then it came for the chicken tenders, and HOLY CHRIST WHAT WILL MY KIDS EAT?
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Representatives bristling for a shutdown fight say meet me outside in September. Wait, maybe December. OK, you, me, on Capitol Hill, February, let's go
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(WCAX Vermont)
 
 
 
Police conduct two state, hard target, search of every henhouse looking for dirty old egg-suckin' dog. Tommy Lee Jones and Johnny Cash approve
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(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Google Maps users stumped over house built in the middle of a Berlin Airport runway, Nazi theories now landing and taking off (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Gawker)
 
 
 
You'd think the Queen of England would just have one of her minions hold her half-eaten bags of crips tight to keep them fresh. Wrong, Her Royal Highness uses rubber bands and saves them on a giant rubber band ball
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(Zillow)
 
 
 
Apparently, nobody wants to pay 3$ million for a cruddy house in Lakeside California. Price cut $2 million
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Doug Stamper from House of Cards has had enough of the UN and he's not going to take it anymore
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Game recognizes game
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Wed December 01, 2021
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
GOP courageously willing to shut down government over medical advice from Joe Rogan, whose vast qualifications include his ability to suck his own sausage
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(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Suspect pins blame on "big snake" (but not that one)
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(MSN)
 
 
 
I sold my home to move into my husband's fixer-upper. My name is not on the deed. Will his daughter get his house if he dies and will she appreciate the sex dungeon we built the way we have?
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(KSL Salt Lake City)
 
 
 
Woman, four and a half months pregnant, rushes up to house, bangs on front door, awakens man inside, yelling: A) "You said you were sterile;" B) "Jesus is the Daddy;" or C) "Your house is on fire?". Sadly it's C but would have loved for it to be A or B
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(Lifehacker)
 
 
 
And also DON'T be that guy in "Animal House" playing the guitar on the stairway. Just don't
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(Patheos)
 
 
 
$camvangelist Robin Bullock: Give me your money or God may cause your car to have a blow-out
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(The Tennessean)
 
 
 
Old Friends Senior Dog Sanctuary is moving forward on their Happy Even After program which will place dogs who have lost their owners in cottages, with a goal to be as much like a home environment as possible. Welcome to Woofday Wetnose Wednesday
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(Politico)
 
 
 
TFG to start his own publishing house because none of the Big Five publishers will give him a memoir deal, or more importantly, an advance biglier than Obama's
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Chris Cillizza, senior fellow at the Romero Institute, explains how Lauren Boebert is not actually sorry
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Tue November 30, 2021
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Legislator in Iowa wants to charge teachers with a felony if "obscene" books are found on shelves in their school. No word on what happens if they find a homeschooling Daddy's Penthouse stash
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Sure, wages my be stagnant, health insurance for all seems like a distant memory, and you're falling deeper into debt, but NOW'S A GREAT TIME TO BUY A HOUSE
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(Indy100)
 
 
 
Area man refuses to cook $120 cut of steak well-done for Friendsgiving guest who then called him an asshole and stormed out of his house
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(National Post)
 
 
 
Canadian idiots take the wheel
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Natural Gas plummets most in three years on news I can finally afford to heat my house
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(Daily Boulder)
 
 
 
Of course, Trump has nothing to hide. He wants to keep White House records around January 6 secret because he's a man of principles. Not because there's a lot of incriminating evidence, like this, that could land him in prison
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Jill Biden's Christmas display should be the straw that makes Americans realize how much they miss Melania being in the White House. Ladies and gentlemen, this is Slate
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(Vintage Everyday)
 
 
 
Not satisfied with just living in a double-wide house, this guy has a double-wide car parked in his driveway (it's as big as a whale & ready to set sail)
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Congress wants to kill the 'backdoor Roth IRA', which does not mean the same thing that subby yelled at HR on his last day of work when the company announced it was cutting matching contributions
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(Some Renter)
 
 
 
Build your own home out of Legos made from hemp? Stoner subby regrets not writing that idea down back in '96
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(Some Renter)
 
 
 
Build your own home out of Legos made from hemp? Stoner subby regrets not writing that idea down back in '96
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Mon November 29, 2021
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
The House of Gucci is VERY upset that "House of Gucci" portrayed them accurately
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(12News Phoenix)
 
 
 
Bruce Wayne foiled by The Turtle
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(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Too bad Subby's mom didn't read this way back when. Although if no one threw out old toys, none of them would be worth money
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(The Detroit_News)
 
 
 
Not news: Republican asks court to drop restraining order preventing him from stalking and harassing Democrat. Fark: based on the speech and debate clause (with "why the fark are you not on all the lists" photo goodness)
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Build Back Better is either a hugely popular program that will get Democrats re-elected OR the cause of runaway inflation and high gas prices that will allow Republicans to take over the House and Senate
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Sun November 28, 2021
(Deadline)
 
 
 
Encanto is #1 with a strong $28 million for a new animated film while Ghostbusters: Afterlife is #2 with $25 million. House of Gucci finds more than pocket change at #3 with $15 million while Resident Evil: Racoon City is DOA at #5 with $5 million
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Fire destroys memorabilia at the home of the Avett Brothers' father. No word on who the Avett Brothers are
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Is it a tiny house? Is it a camper? Nay. Tis a castle
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Sat November 27, 2021
(The Hill)
 
 
 
After House Democrats strip committee assignments from Rep Gosar for threatening to kill a fellow lawmaker, Minority Leader Kevin McCarthy vows that when Republicans regain the majority they'll do the same to Talib, Schiff and others for...reasons
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(Some Pieds-a-Terre)
 
 
 
Health boffins give you "tips and tricks" for wrapping your feet in aluminum foil
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Right-wingers up in arms as president's son uses White House connections to reach out to leaders in Saudi Arabia, Qatar, the UAE and other Persian Gulf states to try and get backing for new investment firm. Oh wait, never mind, wrong family
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Week 13 starts at Noon ET with Ohio State-Michigan in the Big House, Clean, Old-Fashioned Hate (UGA-GaTech), the Iron Bowl (Alabama-Auburn), the Land Grants (PSU-MSU), and Bedlam (Oklahoma-OkSU) just to name a few big rivals. Let's get it on now
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Fri November 26, 2021
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
"To make another person have a life, he's doing it for them. I think that's the ultimate way to go. That's a true hero"
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
And then the Seventh Seal broke and I heard Rep, Lauren Boebert say "I apologize to anyone in the Muslim community I offended with my comment about Rep. Omar"
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Boeing jet powered outhouse runs a 31 second quarter mile. Subby has that beat by a long shot when he's racing to get there
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(UPI)
 
 
 
Woman politely asks Mr. Bear to close her front door. He does
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Thu November 25, 2021
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
And to think the best subby got out of his was whomping the squat out of his little brother with a section
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Retailers expect record gains of 8.5% to 10.5% in holiday shopping from last year, with higher-income households in the U.S. spending five times that of lower-income ones. Merry K-mas, peasants
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Wed November 24, 2021
(NBC 29 Charlottesville)
 
 
 
Old and busted: White House Christmas Tree. New hotness: Spruce Bader Ginsburg
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Perhaps if the GOP quit acting like petulant 5-year olds, we wouldn't have this problem
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(TMZ)
 
 
 
Minnesota Vikings' Everson Griffen posts IG video waving gun and barricading himself in home, presumably after realizing he plays for Minnesota Vikings
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
New bong-cleaning service announced. "There is a supply for every demand." -Florence Scovel Shinn
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(Slate)
 
 
 
How to talk to your QAnon relatives at Thanksgiving dinner. Wait, why are you even inviting them into your house? They're probably not even vaccinated for goodness sake. And aren't they still in Dallas waiting for JFK to return anyway?
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Kyle Rittenhouse gets a meeting with the President**
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Douchey Jr. gets douchey again. Because the President is going home for the holidays. TFG never left The White House, right? Gotcha, Brandon
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(Politicus USA)
 
 
 
Gym Jordan may need to be in the prison gym in 26 minutes
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(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
Acting like you're being sly and anonymous by buying burner phones with cash at the alleged direction of the Trump White House to communicate with The White House and Trump family during an insurrection is no way to go through life
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Tue November 23, 2021
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Not so Proud Boys and Oaf Keepers take a break from playing lets make a deal with the DOJ to open their January 6th Committee subpoenas
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Doorbell camera records Waukesha parade driver asking someone for a sandwich and to call him an Uber before being arrested on the doorstep
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Mon November 22, 2021
(Pro Football Talk)
 
 
 
US House Oversight Committee: The NFL has "no valid basis" to withhold the documents concerning the Washington Football Team
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Dollar Store Penguin and Old Joe Rogan subpoenaed
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
It took less than a week for the House to censure Rep. Paul Gosar and strip him of his committee assignments. So how are those senate ethics investigations into Cruz and Hawley for their actions on 1/6 going? Hello? Anyone? Anyone at all?
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(Variety)
 
 
 
Kevin Spacey ordered to pay $31 million to House of Cards producers for violating sexual harassment policies. That'll put a real damper on his annual Christmas video
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(Wales Online)
 
 
 
Aaaaaannnnnnd...here come the giant, flesh eating ulcers
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(People's Policy Project)
 
 
 
As currently written, in order to actually be implemented, the BBB child care and pre-k programs have to be passed not just by the House, Senate, and President Biden, but also by each individual state's lower house, upper house, and governor
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(12News Phoenix)
 
 
 
Couple puts their Tesla into javelina mode
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Sun November 21, 2021
(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
Besides freedom to be pantless, freedom to fart and freedom to sleep where ever you want, "What is a highly underrated advantage of living alone?" LGT examples
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(NPR)
 
 
 
People are getting unsolicited home-buying offers. Lots and lots of them
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
If you get arrested for having grown and warehoused enough illegal cannabis for over 240,000,000 joints, you need better marketing, right?
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Sat November 20, 2021
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Christmas tree removed after residents deemed it an "embarrassment". Charlie Brown unavailable for comment
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
Character actor Art LaFleur has played his last role
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(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
If you ever though the Ford F750 truck was as large as a house, well, it turns out you were right
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Fri November 19, 2021
(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Chris Hayes and Bernie Sanders agree on military spending
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Congressman Cawthorn dipping on the house floor, kinda sounds like a fun new wheelchair dance but it isn't
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
The House builds back better
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Lauren Boebert is making a list, checking it twice, gonna go after the GOP who stood up for democracy
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Qevin, who can only see nonsense, had a hissy fit about sacrificing his vision of derp
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Thu November 18, 2021
(CNN)
 
 
 
It's not impossible, and that's the problem. 🍊 🔈
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(WZZM 13 Grand Rapids)
 
 
 
News: Police come to your house for a domestic disturbance. Fark: Police arrest you for nine bucks
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(My Fox 8 Greensboro)
 
 
 
Republican senators express shock and disbelief over GOP House infighting, also wonder where all that sand in their hair and ears came from
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
House for sale. Before I ask the price, who painted your house? Oh Michelangelo and his friends
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Qevin McQarthy vows to reward traitors and racists if he wins majority
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
Dear Deidre, I'm tormented, riddled with guilt and disgust and starting to hate myself because I keep plugging my man unit into household appliances. Is there something wrong with me? (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Patch)
 
 
 
Man is pulled over in the vicinity of the bus with the Rittenhouse jurors. When stopped, he claims to work for MSNBC. So Judge Letemwalk does the only reasonable thing: Bans MSNBC from the courthouse
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
The house doesn't always win
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(Messy Nessy Chic)
 
 
 
For sale - a gothic mansion complete with WTF? garden art. Lots of parking for your hearse. Viewing by midnight appointments only
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(Messy Nessy Chic)
 
 
 
For sale - a gothic mansion complete with WTF? garden art. Lots of parking for your hearse. Viewing by midnight appointments only
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
♫ When you're a Jet, you're a Jet all the way. From your first cigarette, to your being accused of violently beating your ex-girlfriend in front of your 5-month-old son ... Wait, what?
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Well, technically it was a bipartisan censure of Rep. Paul Gosar (R-eally Despicable). And technically true is the best form of true
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Matt Gaetz said his office is open to hiring Kyle Rittenhouse as a congressional intern, probably so he can have sex with him
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(wtnh.com)
 
 
 
UberCreeps
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(Vice)
 
 
 
What if you're cooking for two instead of a houseful for Thanksgiving? You can still keep turkey on the menu. The yummy, don't-wanna-share-this menu
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(CTV News)
 
 
 
You steal 46 million dollars worth of cryptocurrency. Do you buy a house? A car? A boat? Or a rare username in the gaming community that allows the FBI to easily track you?
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Wed November 17, 2021
(CBS Minnesota)
 
 
 
When a pilot phones his sister-in-law and says "Hold my beer"
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(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
Jennifer Coolidge in a Ryan Murphy series about a couple being stalked? You had subby's curiosity but now you have my obsession
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Bannon pleads not guilty despite being utterly beneath contempt
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
House orders Gosar to cease any and all supernatural activity and return forthwith to his place of origin or to the nearest convenient parallel dimension
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Judge explains why he allowed Rittenhouse to draw juror names out of the drum. Because one time the Court Clerk drew "THE black" juror
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this beach house for rent
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
AOC brings the fire in her speech to the House prior to Gosar's censure vote
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
"In a hole in the ground there rented a hobbit"
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Cat does a hell of a wind-up to just walk through house gate
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Alabama GOP Rep Gary Palmer proudly tweeted his accomplishment of bringing home infrastructure money from, you know, that bill he voted against
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(WKRG Mobile)
 
 
 
"Humping"
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(AsiaOne)
 
 
 
This house just wasn't selling after it was home to an unnatural death, so the property agent hired us to stay there for 24 hours to determine if it's haunted. After the break, we'll recap all of this and show some dull video of us walking around
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(CNN)
 
 
 
House of Horrors
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
F-around and find out, Congress edition
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Tue November 16, 2021
(CNN)
 
 
 
One day after being elected leader of the House Freedom Caucus, GOP Rep. Scott Perry shows his gratitude by developing COVID
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this little tyke's playhouse
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(MSN)
 
 
 
St Louis couple pardoned for aiming guns at Black Lives Matter protesters showed up at trial to support Kyle Rittenhouse, intimidate jury
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
Should you or any of your staff be caught telling the truth, the party will disavow all knowledge of your actions. This tape will self-destruct in five seconds
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Is an unsolicited offer to buy your house too good to be true? According to these Real Estate Agents that won't receive any commissions, "Yes"
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Popeye's, Burger King, Tim Horton's, and now Firehouse Subs. The Fantastic Four?
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Wyoming GQP excommunicates Liz Cheney
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Mon November 15, 2021
(CNN)
 
 
 
And here's the backlash to "Show me where in the second amendment it says we can't have a national religion"
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
He put his right hand in, he put his right hand out he sips water and patted his head all about, he'll defend Steve Bannon and try to turn himself around, that fark is gonna find out
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
"Jamal has since spent every Thanksgiving with his new pal - and this year will mark his sixth time visiting Wanda for dinner"
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(AlterNet)
 
 
 
Pelosi on McCarthy: 'He's such a moron'
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Judge Letemwalk in Kenosha dismisses the one charge in the Rittenhouse case prosecutors had him dead to rights on as all of America saw him commit it
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Oh, nothing, just CNN publishing its regular Monday morning "the White House is in a state of total dysfunction and the Biden administration has failed" hot take
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Sat November 13, 2021
(NYPost)
 
 
 
"You can go to jail for stealing someone's refrigerator out of their house, but you can't go to jail for stealing someone's home? It makes no logical sense"
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Wisconsin Governor orders National Guard to put down the cheese curds as Rittenhouse trial nears end
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Fri November 12, 2021
(Deadline)
 
 
 
The Harper House gets shuttered
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(Zillow)
 
 
 
Make tracks to see this house before it's gone
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Lock him up
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
We should be doing this: lockdowns just for the unvaxxed - go be a plague rat in your own house and stop infesting everyone else
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(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
Terry Crews becomes Amazon warehouse worker shill, putting us another step closer to Idiocracy
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Thu November 11, 2021
(MSN)
 
 
 
EMOTIONAL SUPPORT STRINGS!
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Let Subby explain this epic failure: Townhouses near subby sell for $340k. One didn't sell for $360k. Zillow bought it, threw it back on the market for $435k. Zillow still owns it, will lose money on it. No matter what their algorithm says
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
If that was the truth, what was the dare?
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Kyrsten Sinema: Households making more than $9 million a year are too poor to be taxed
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Appeals court allows Trump to cover up sedition
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Judge accepts Rittenhouse's lawyer's claim that zooming in on a video manipulates the image. Wait until they see what enhancing does on CSI
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
The House of Mouse (officially) creates its own metaverse and we're all nothing but bits of cheese
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
The Trump White House wrote one a hell of a resume for former SecDef Mark Esper as their justification for firing him
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(JSOnline)
 
 
 
Kyle Rittenhouse's attorneys file for bad court thingy instead of waiting for inevitable not guilty verdict
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Wed November 10, 2021
(Daily Dot)
 
 
 
Atlanta man befuddled to live in a city where many people travel for work
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(Montreal Gazette)
 
 
 
The hockey stick that beats Canadians over the head: a graph of house prices versus diposable household income
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
How much do members of the House make? Because MTG may be working for free if she keeps this up
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(CNN)
 
 
 
The real joke here is the idea that TFG could "outrun" anyone or anything
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Whorehouse offers free pricks
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Kyle Rittenhouse tries to cry on the stand. The problem is his eyes stay dry the whole time
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(EurekAlert)
 
 
 
Common household noises may be stressing your dog. So tell the cat to knock that sh*t off
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Rep Adam Kinsinger says he was packing on 1/6 and spent the day "hunkered down" in his office for six hours "with my gun out, prepared to defend against my own party"
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(WALB Albany)
 
 
 
The White House says about 900K kids got virus shots in the 1st week, the majority of which say they love their new, improved internal 5G and their ability to read their teachers' minds
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Prosecutors in Kyle Rittenhouse trial rest their case after determining they've done everything they possibly can to ensure he walks free. UPDATE: Kyle Rittenhouse is now on the stand testifying
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(Troy Messenger)
 
 
 
The CSX President's Train rolls thru small Alabama town, engineer waves at his sister, but a CSX shareholder might ask why the President has 2 F40PH's with throwback B&O Royal Blue paint jobs & 14 refurbished Pullman cars during a shipping crisis
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Van Houten coming up for parole...Everything's coming up Millhouse
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Judge to Cadet Bones Spur Baby Bunker Diaper Don: FARK YOU AND GIVE THEM THE PAPERS
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Tue November 09, 2021
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
The story of the band that was better than the Beatles and worse than the shiatty Beatles
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Notorious BIG may finally get... sorry, notorious BRIDGE may finally get fixed under Biden's infrastructure bill
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(Pix11)
 
 
 
So, just how much would Homer Simpson's house sell for these days, and would it include Stampy?
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
How a 29-year-old former college quarterback with a gambling problem, who was described as a "farking idiot" by some of Trump's cabinet secretaries, ended up in control of White House as "the deputy president" in the last days of the interregnum
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(WTOP)
 
 
 
Tony Hawk shows up to the opening of a renovated skate park and leaves a hidden souvenir for fans
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(Boston Herald)
 
 
 
Refusing to show proof of vaccination OR apply for an exemption to vaccination will surely get you hailed as a patriotic hero here in deep-red Biden-hating... Massachusetts?
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Given what the judge has said and done so far, Subby was sure this was a Kyle Rittenhouse update
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
House Republicans are preparing to punish any among their ranks who willfully and knowingly did their job once
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
She's got one hand in her pocket, and the other is pitching a sitcom
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(NPR)
 
 
 
At this point there's zero chance Kyle Rittenhouse is getting convicted
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(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
How to store your motorbike for the winter. The sun is going down...better drink my own motor oil
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(Daily Inter Lake)
 
 
 
Man fired from steakhouse has beef with management, returns to shank coworkers, skirting security to filet several before cops chuck him in jail, strip-search and grill him at length. Well done
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(Politicus USA)
 
 
 
Gym Jordan may be seatless in Ohio thanks to new redistricting map
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Mon November 08, 2021
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Starting December 8th if you're not vaccinated you have to pay for your medical bills...in Singapore
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(CNN)
 
 
 
House January 6 committee issues 6 subpoenas including to Michael Flynn, Jason Miller, Bernard Kerik and John Eastman. And now I have a full poena
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(The Conversation)
 
 
 
Not all flies throw up on your food when they land, some just deliver parasites from their saliva
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(KCCI Des Moines)
 
 
 
Apparently Beavis and Butthead had an apartment in Des Moines, Iowa until this morning
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(Live Science)
 
 
 
Archaeologist uncover a Chinese railroad worker house in a Utah ghost town. No mention, however, of Chinese railroad worker ghosts
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Time for the leopards to eat faces
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(Telegram)
 
 
 
On this episode of Treehouse of Terror, phlebotomist Dominatrix accused of luring and killing man also tried to bribe Planned Parenthood so she could keep her aborted fetus to play with
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Amy Winehouse auction cracked the $4 million mark
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(International Business Times)
 
 
 
US scientists trying to engineer coral to fight climate change, stay in the house
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Former Trump White House comms director says the next election Trump wins will be America's last
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Sun November 07, 2021
(Bangor Daily News)
 
 
 
Not mentioned: Dress as a chicken while sacrificing one of them to the blind chicken god Chocker
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(Sky.com)
 
 
 
Family releases dog into the hen house. Actually the correct phrase is "Fox in a Hen House". Yeah well, the correct name of the dog was "Fox"
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(Austin News KXAN)
 
 
 
Texas Justice: Bouncy House Edition
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(Daily Boulder)
 
 
 
Steve Bannon is still a free man and liberals are not happy at all
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Should walking to the fridge to get a beer be counted as exercise?
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(WCVB Boston)
 
 
 
Not news: Renter can't pay rent, but eviction moratorium keeps him housed. News: He actually makes $109,000 a year and never missed a paycheck during Covid. Fark: Also built a house for half a mil and moved into it, stiffing the elderly landlord
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Sat November 06, 2021
(SoraNews24)
 
 
 
Ever forget your umbrella while leaving the house? Make a rack to hold it on the inside of your front door. Along with your katanas
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Democrats have abandoned the cannabis industry
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Fri November 05, 2021
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Jan. 6 rioter attempts to sell home on Zillow, reveals cache of explosives on premises. Zestimate: 5 years
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(National Review)
 
 
 
There's a fool on the Hill, and it's all House Speaker Nancy Pelosi's doing
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(C-SPAN)
 
 
 
Colin Powell's funeral is happening today. Guess which living ex-president isn't there. Hint: It's not the one building a house somewhere
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Elise Stefanik is a baby cow
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
House Dem moderates: Don't count on a reconciliation vote just yet ..or something
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Cleveland Browns: NOBJ
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(CNN)
 
 
 
"Stupid wokeness"
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Federal Judge: "You can't claim executive privilege if you aren't the executive." Later seen tapping the side of his head and nodding knowingly
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(Seattle Times)
 
 
 
Note to WA initiative King Tim Eyman: No, a photo of a check is not the same as paying your court ordered fines. No house. Not yours
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Thu November 04, 2021
(The Verge)
 
 
 
Let's check in on preorders of Starlink interne.. Oh my
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(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Buy a house, get an unscheduled visit from a Prince (possible nsfw content on page)
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(WISN Milwaukee)
 
 
 
Juror in Kyle Rittenhouse trial excused for telling offensive joke, which was "Why did the Kenosha police shoot Jacob Blake seven times?"
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
Judge rules that the House of Mouse can continue to exploit their workforce
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Kyle Rittenhouse and the Trial of Paul. Or something. Honestly, this judge is a loony
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(Comic Sands)
 
 
 
Coal must flow
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(CBC)
 
 
 
If you're going to try to steal a furnace, make sure you turn the gas off first so you don't pass out and have to be rescued because of the leak you caused
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Wed November 03, 2021
(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
This week's invention to be purchased and patented by Big Oil then locked away in a dusty warehouse never to be seen again converts sunlight and air into kerosene
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(Sun Journal (Maine))
 
 
 
How to live the simple life after running a drug empire
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(CBS Los Angeles 2)
 
 
 
Courage comes in all sizes. But don't tempt fate like this boi who was either very brave or very stupid to take on a mountain lion
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(WCAX Vermont)
 
 
 
Is your neighbor a hoarder? I mean THIS level of hoarding
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
A major development in the Kyle Rittenhouse trial
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(NBC Washington)
 
 
 
The cost of college has increased 169 percent since 1980, but pay for recent graduates has only increased 19 percent. Quick, Boomers, tell us again how you paid for college yourself while buying a house and raising a family
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(MSN)
 
 
 
NYC mayor-elect caught illegally parking, driving on sidewalk in Brooklyn. In related news it is still not known if he actually lives in Brooklyn
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
House Democrats put paid family leave back into bill. Hmmm, wonder what's happened in the past 24 hours to make them change their minds?
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(WCAX Vermont)
 
 
 
Lotta vagaries leading to speculations here. We know someone broke in to a house. We know the homeowner is injured. And we know the bungling burglar botched the job. But he ain't talking
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
We're Zillow, not ǝɯoH ʍollᴉZ
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
We're Zillow, not ǝɯoH ʍollᴉZ
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(Willamette Week)
 
 
 
ANTIFA thug shoots up a federal courthouse in Portland, so prosecutors demand the harshest...oh wait...he's QAnon? Enjoy your probation, sir
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(Realtor.com)
 
 
 
Today on Adventures in Real Estate: how to sell a swinger's house without saying it's a swinger's house
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Tue November 02, 2021
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Missing four-year-old Australian girl is found alive and well as police break into a locked house and take man in for questioning almost three weeks since she vanished from remote campsite
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Let's see how Zillow's AI house flipping program is going. Uh oh
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(ITV)
 
 
 
"Oh nothing Mr President, just a large naked greased Scotsman flashing you. They do that here"
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(My Panhandle)
 
 
 
Homeowner incurring daily fines for zoning violations over two, enormous banners on his house, stating "Trump Won," "Let's Go Brandon." "I'm here on the beach, and I got a lot of traffic, and people needed to see what I believe in"
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(WGNTV Chicago)
 
 
 
WATCH LIVE: Opening statements begin in Kyle Rittenhouse murder trial
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(Wikipedia)
 
 
 
"Romeo + Juliet" premiered 25 years ago today in 1996, making Leonardo DiCaprio and Claire Danes famous. A plague on both their houses
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(WRAL)
 
 
 
NC house Democrats walked out from the chamber floor Monday night as the Republican majority seated a terrorist
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Mon November 01, 2021
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Start of Rittenhouse trial: "Who is buried in Caesar's tomb?"
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
"I stared at it in amazement because it was huge and was inside me for 20 years"
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(WKRN Nashville)
 
Weeners
 
Suddenly, Hallowieners
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(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
Sorry GOP, Illinois Republican and anti-Trumper Rep. Adam Kinzinger will not go quietly into the night
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Texas GOP gubernatorial candidate, war criminal, and unvaccinated crazy person Alan West says nearly dying of Covid has made him "even more dedicated to fighting against vaccine mandates," Well, they do say Covid can cause brain damage
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(4Utah.com)
 
 
 
Utah sex offender arrested after greeting trick-or-treaters in the nude, also invited small children into his house
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Anything's capable of being a tourist trap, like this mystery car parked in the same spot for almost 50 years
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Sun October 31, 2021
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Terrorist openly talks about blowing up metal detectors in United States House with Tannerite or C4. Oh, did we say terrorist? We meant elected official. And also terrorist
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(Tin Soldier)
 
 
 
This week at Tin Soldier: Happy Halloween. May I have a haunted house for Christmas?
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Robert E, Lee's home is on the market for $5.9 million. The listing however fails to mention this because, "Frankly, my dears, they don't give a damn"
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Sat October 30, 2021
(Uproxx)
 
 
 
Bucking the recent trend of not visiting the White House
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
White House Chef: I don't understand, why does all this ice cream I'm scooping out smell like feet?
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(Sky.com)
 
 
 
Boris Johnson warns that "team world" is down 5-1 at halftime in the global warming battle, but says if we hit that bullseye, the rest of the dominoes should fall like a house of cards. Checkmate
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Fri October 29, 2021
(MSN)
 
 
 
Several dinosaur statues that went missing from a Central Texas museum have been found at a University of Texas frat house. Dean Vernon Wormer is not surprised
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(WFSB Connecticut)
 
 
 
Man realizes his wife has taken $600,000 from him over 20 years, finally decides to go to police. They expect to charge her with marriage in the First degree
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Newly-hired diversity officer goes house hunting for relocation, experiences lots of racial slights and micro-aggressions, raises issues with employer as examples of problems. Result: job offer rescinded because he's "too sensitive about race issues"
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(The Takeout)
 
 
 
Reese's this low is a travesty
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Headline: Double vaccinated can still spread virus at home. Article: The risk drops by more than a third if your housemates are also vaccinated. Hopefully this will encourage the anti....oh, who am I kidding
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Thu October 28, 2021
(Politico)
 
 
 
Translation: why are Democrats ignoring our intentionally obtuse horse race coverage?
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(KBZK Bozeman)
 
 
 
In today's episode of "Typical American Overreaction", we take you to a haunted house operating in what used to be a funeral home. "This is totally Satanic and what you're doing, God will hold you accountable"
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Megan of House McCain wishes to inform House Trump that vendetta, as she puts it using the ancient tongue, the arts of Kanly are still alive, and she does not wish to meet with them or speak with them
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Delusional judge overseeing the trial of Kenosha terrorist Kyle Rittenhouse claims the trial is apolitical
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Creepy nursery rhyme wakes people in the middle of night. Spoiler: it was spiders
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(Sad and Useless)
 
 
 
Shelter dogs in people clothes - all dressed up & waiting to go to their forever homes
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(Complex)
 
 
 
One really weird trick to pay off student loans and get fat
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
McDonald's and IBM enter AI partnership to bring the drive-thru in-house, jump-start it, turbo it, and then spin it back out and find a partner that will work and scale it for us, the rest of the dominoes should fall like a house of cards. Checkmate
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Wed October 27, 2021
(CNBC)
 
 
 
MTG buys shares of TFG-affiliated SPAC firm DWAC. OMG WTF LOL BBQ
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(WOWK Charleston)
 
 
 
The Ohio River. Majestic. Beautiful. Polluted. Recently the target of a mad bomber three times since Thurs... wait, what? Those barges pass subby's house and he Has Concerns(tm)
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(Axios)
 
 
 
Joe Manchin decides it's time to stick up for the job creators
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(Fark)
 
 
 
So close to Halloween, was curious if anyone else misses the creepy clown sighting phenom of 2016?
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(Vancouver Is Awesome)
 
 
 
Vancouver realtor claims not hiring him because he's chosen not to be vaxxed is discrimination. He's forgotten that it's all about inoculation, inoculation, inoculation
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Tue October 26, 2021
(LiveJournal)
 
 
 
Photoshop this lovely old house
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(NBC New York)
 
 
 
Ocean County, New Jersey has a house that has a bunch of Confederate flags and a Klan robe-wearing figure in its Halloween display. Local residents kinda pissed
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Dancing and singing to Dolly Parton songs while you work is ok if you have a warehouse job but not so much if you're thrusting long metal cannulas in and out of an unconscious man during a liposuction
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
"The first one is a reprimand, which is essentially a strongly worded letter that is theoretically a problem I guess if you're in a competitive district and have a challenger. The next one is a censure, which is a stronger, strongly worded letter"
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Human liver spot Steve Bannon accuses Attorney General Merrick Garland of "conspiring with FBI director Chris Wray to stage "a coup" What did they plot? And what did they hide from Donald J. Trump when he was commander-in-chief?"
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Judge in Kyle Rittenhouse trial rules prosecutors can't call shooting victims "victims," but "arsonist" and "looter" are still okay
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(PennLive)
 
 
 
School cuts down 400-year-old forest for fake turf field at the edge of a steep slope without taking into consideration what the lack of trees would do to the stability of the rocky slope it left. What could possibly go wrong?
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(The Takeout)
 
 
 
Of course this implies there's lesser beer bread recipes
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Mon October 25, 2021
(MSN)
 
 
 
House Speaker Nancy Pelosi again pledges floor votes on reconciliation and the infrastructure bill this week. Let's see if anyone falls for it this time
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(CNN)
 
 
 
If you're printing store coupons, you might as well customize them a bit. As in, to the tune of a million bucks or so
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(Good Morning America)
 
 
 
GMA discusses some of the most terrifying haunted house attractions in the US. What are some of YOUR favorites?
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Remember how greenhouse gas emissions were way down because of the pandemic? About that
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(Las Vegas Review Journal)
 
 
 
I imagine getting the tongue spittle off the windows might be problematic
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
AOC calls for expelling any House members that helped plan January 6 Capitol Hill terror attack
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Ed Sheeran to write a hit song about COVID
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Jan. 6th organizers testifying they had many planning meetings with the Trump White House staff and Congress members
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(Apartment Therapy)
 
 
 
How to know when to burn down the house
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Finding a skeleton in a house this time of year isn't unusual, but finding a real one, of a child, in house where three other kids were living with no adults in sight, well, that makes for a real life house of horrors
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Sat October 23, 2021
(WBIR Knoxville)
 
 
 
Quick: How's our supply of boxes?
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(CNN)
 
 
 
CNN covers the real White House scandals: Biden often goes to Delaware for weekends
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(EllwoodCityLedger)
 
 
 
Creator of Kitties Found Home Inc., a 501(c)3 nonprofit: "When I get a kitten, I try to find it a home, but if after three months I still have it, I give it a name and this is its home." 57 kitties later, it's time for Caturday
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Thu October 21, 2021
(CNN)
 
 
 
You thought TFG pretending he was still president was pathetic? Wait until you get a load of Jim Banks (R-IN) who is sending out letters to officials pretending he's a ranking member of a committee he's not on
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(Motorious)
 
 
 
When your grandma passes away you have to clear the junk out of her house. Recipe books, old newspaper clippings, a pre-war MG, a Ferrari, a Lamborghini. Old people are such hoarders
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Nine Republicans join all the Democrats in voting to hold Steve Bannon in contempt. The ball is in DoJ's court now
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
House of the Dragon director says prequel has a "different tone" from Game of Thrones but also won't try to fix what ain't Bran the broken
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(WPXI.com)
 
 
 
PA man decides to pull a Headless Horseman over parking spot
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(CBS Los Angeles 2)
 
 
 
Palmdale CA woman in custody dispute livestreaming her hostage standoff over Instagram, you could go downvote Sherriff's negotiators right now
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Testifying in front of the House 1/6 Panel Jim Jordan does the two things he does best: lie like a rug, and try to cover-up a crime he knows was committed
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
In other news, there are apparently apartments for sale on superyachts. Mail must suck though
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
My wife of 3 years refuses to pay half the mortgage, making me transfer money to her account for expensive gifts. How do I ask her boyfriend(s) to help me out on this?
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(NPR)
 
 
 
You should basically treat any onions you have in the house right now as if they're live grenades
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Wed October 20, 2021
(NBC News)
 
 
 
White House rolls out plan to vaccinate kids as young as five with Pfizer-BioNTech vaccine. Kids under five to eventually receive the Flintstones Chewable vaccine
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(NHL)
 
 
 
Will the Bruins bear down or will the Gritties fly high? Will the Knights sing the Blues or will the house win? Will Charles take shots on Gretzky this time? Wednesday night hockey @ 7:30pm ET on TNT. YOU UNDERVALUE STATISTICAL ANALYSIS, PIERRE
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(Buzzfeed News)
 
 
 
Thousands have already suggested Facey McBookface, Throat Wobbler Mangrove, and Zucky's Bigtime Funhouse
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(History Channel)
 
 
 
On this day in history, in 1973, the Watergate special prosecutor was dismissed, starting the "Saturday Night Massacre" which ended in Nixon's resignation and made sure that future generations would never see corruption in the White House again
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(WXYZ Detroit)
 
 
 
I want to believe... that this did not land on my house
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Republicans will not support Democrats' Voting Rights Bill on news that it still includes rights for voters who do not vote Republican
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Noted asshole Marco Rubio, once a proponent of the child tax credit, now wonders are there no workhouses
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(Daily Dot)
 
 
 
Subby is glad Subby has always ordered his Cokes with no ice
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Welcome to "Trump World", home of attractions such as Orange Mountain and the Haunted White House
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(Mr. Mo Project)
 
 
 
Thanks to the efforts of the Mr. Mo Project, 600 sick, old & abandoned dogs have been placed in permanent foster homes. The founders currently have 19 dogs in their home & another 136 are in foster care. Welcome to Woofday Wetnose Wednesday (w/video)
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(East Idaho News)
 
 
 
Baby has over 50k followers on social media blog, all about how to fly, travel with babies. Makes more monthly than most kids his age
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Tue October 19, 2021
(WFAA Fort Worth)
 
 
 
Clearly, this apartment complex explosion could have been prevented if the stove had been armed, and was able to prevent a bad guy with a gun from shooting it. Can we PLEASE get a farking TexAss tag now?
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(C-SPAN)
 
 
 
It's time - the Select Committee is going to consider holding the barnacled cirrhosis liver in contempt (live 7:30PM ET)
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(ABC7 Los Angeles)
 
 
 
A home rented on VRBO, Made some of the neighbors loco. They warned them to leave, Wrote that they would grieve, Go back to Kansas in toto
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(CBS Los Angeles 2)
 
 
 
If you've been waiting for base materials for building tiny houses for the mass market, you may not be able to contain your excitement over this shell of an opportunity
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(I Heart Radio)
 
 
 
Florida Deputy with giant ones of steel rescues 3 year-old from house fire. Video goodness for why Hero tag beats out Florida tag
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
The Braves could take a commanding 3-0 series lead in the NLCS. The Dodgers are at home and want to get back into this thing. Which will happen? Charlie Morton and Walker Buehler are your pitchers and it starts at 5:08 PM ET on TBS
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(Axios)
 
 
 
"The President was how you would expect him to be, he answered questions the way you would expect Mr. Trump to answer questions and conducted himself in a manner that you would expect Mr. Trump to conduct himself". Translation: It was a shiatshow
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(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
With Florida Man behind the wheel, Tesla Model S Plaid takes just six seconds to go from zero to homicide
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
If you're a First Time Home Buyer, better luck next decade
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
If you're a First Time Home Buyer, better luck next decade
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(Kent Online)
 
 
 
If you're working on a building site in the UK and suddenly can't find your gloves, you might want to keep an eye out for this little gal
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(Hill Reporter)
 
 
 
Eric Trump criticizes Joe Biden for spending too much time at his personal property instead of the White House. That's the joke
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
So why were all of the 11 people we know drowned in basement apartments in NYC of Asian descent? Well, let's just say "Squid Game" and "Parasite" could just as easily be set in NYC as Seoul
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Mon October 18, 2021
(Uproxx)
 
 
 
Fire sale at Jay-Z and Beyoncé's
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(Axios)
 
 
 
GOP senator calls for senility test for aging leaders. McConnell, Grassley and Manchin might worry if they could remember why they walked into the room in the first place
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(Independent)
 
 
 
Founding Father Thomas Jefferson statue to be removed after 100 years in NYC's City Hall
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(CNN)
 
 
 
The Republicans who voted to impeach Trump have outraised the Trumpers who want their jobs because loyalty to the orange God trumps everything else
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Who knew the casino was owned by the house?
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(WHDH Boston)
 
 
 
Art professor pleads guilty to charges that she went over to another lady's house on Christmas Eve for a game of rock, garden shears, hot fire poker. So, rule 36?
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Sun October 17, 2021
(Texas Tribune)
 
 
 
Texas is bringing back all the old hits. Now let's return to yesterday with the rocking sounds of "Property Owners Only"
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Sat October 16, 2021
(Comic Sands)
 
 
 
Prejudiced Peggy goes full stupid, has racist meltdown after neighbor speaks to contractor in Spanish: 'Speak American'
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(Fox 13 Tampa Bay)
 
 
 
Waffle House waitress pulls gun on man after he asked for cheese on his eggs. Waffle House: "We have received a customer complaint and have launched an investigation"
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Fri October 15, 2021
(KFOR Oklahoma City)
 
 
 
"The White House has a 35-foot tree, Rockefeller center has a 75-foot tree, why shouldn't we have a 140-foot tree in Enid, Oklahoma?"
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(CNN)
 
 
 
This is bad news for Joe Biden
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(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
Now that is how you Rick Roll
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Manchin and Sinema lay out what they want before they yank the football
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Thu October 14, 2021
(Kenosha News)
 
 
 
Rittenhouse prosecutors to Judge: We'd like the defense to be barred from labelling the men Kyle killed "rioters, arsonists, looters" because there isn't a SHRED of evidence they did any of those things
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(WCVB Boston)
 
 
 
Tiny $450K house near Boston got plenty of offers, but banks said it was too small to finance. So the sellers will let it go for the bargain price of $390K - if you can pay cash
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(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Alex Murdaugh arrested for stealing the insurance money meant for the sons of a housekeeper who died after tripping over the family dog. This guy's like Josey Wales, leaves dead people wherever he goes
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Wed October 13, 2021
(Des Moines Register)
 
 
 
It's HAPPENING early: Iowa House district flips RED for the first time in decades
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