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headlines found matching 'House'
Sun July 15, 2018
(AP News)
 
 
 
Haiti's prime minister resigns amid fuel price hike fallout. Subby looks at gas pump, looks at White House, looks back at gas pump. Hmmm
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Either the house is getting smaller, or Leon is getting LAAAAARGER
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
In retaliation for Trump disrespecting CNN's Jim Acosta, the White House cancels John Bolton's appearance on CNN due to Acosta disrespecting Trump
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(I'm going to need a closet)
 
 
 
Mike's Hammock is *almost* a Tiny House and definitely the coolest thing in the downsize market. Subby: I'll take two
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Sat July 14, 2018
(SFGate)
 
 
 
A 51,000-square-foot subterranean mansion in California is going to auction, no reserve. Includes 6 car garage, 9 bedrooms, 25 bathrooms... ONLY 25? You take it, I'm out
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Downward dogwhistle
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(NASCAR)
 
 
 
After the carnage at Daytona, who'll be the first to punt Spinhouse? It's the You'll Get Over It 400 presented by Fark. Coverage from Drew Curtis' Kentucky Speedway begins at 7:30pm ET on NBCSN
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Former IRA member condemns "reprehensible and cowardly" explosive attack against Gerry Adams
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(Metro)
 
 
 
White House facepalms on Twitter, claims Scotland is not part of UK
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Why hack the election systems when you can just buy the software?
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Fri July 13, 2018
(Vox)
 
 
 
House freedom Caucus defends Jim Jordan (Really screwed) by saying 1) He had no responsibility because the team physician was molesting adults 2) Jim Jordan was incapable of speaking up because he was just a 22 year old kid
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
One perk of being a mob boss that's under surveillance by the NYPD is that if somebody tries to whack your son outside your house the cops will get the whole thing on video
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(NBC New York)
 
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World's bravest raccoon trapped on flaming NJ roof can't get around satellite dish, jumps a full story to lower level in gasp-inducing moment and scuttles away, apparently unscathed
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(KALB Alexandria)
 
 
 
Loud sex at the courthouse. Chick seems happy in her mugshot. Guy, not so much
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Caught on video: They thought a squirrel was eating their tomatoes, but it was the mailman
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
House Republicans to force vote on abolishing ICE so that America can know just where our lawmakers stand on the issue
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(Orange County Register)
 
 
 
I think an Ant-Man villain is moving to Laguna Beach, or maybe I just misread that
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(CBS 21 Harrisburg)
 
 
 
Mom of Waffle House shooting survivor buys wedding dress for life-saving waitress
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Thu July 12, 2018
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Two House dems introduce an amendment to the bill funding the EPA that prohibits the agency from finalizing any pending regulatory actions until AFTER the inspector general finishes his probes of former Administrator Scott Pruitt, all 14 of them
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
House Speaker Paul Ryan: "We've tried nothing and we're all out of ideas"
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Trump says he got a 'very nice note' from Lil Kim. Also, a letter from Publishers Clearing House says he might already be a winner
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
The White House releases a special coin commemorating Trump's attempt to destroy the North Atlantic Treaty Organization
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Lisa Page: Well shiat, if it's that easy to beat the shiat out of the Republicans on the House Judiciary committee, I'll gladly testify. Also, I'll do so this week
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
So how did Supreme Court nominee Brett Kavanaugh, who earns $225,000/year and no significant assets, rack up over $200k in credit card debt? Well according to the White House, he's a REALLY big fan of the Nationals and bought LOTS of tickets
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Wed July 11, 2018
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Senate overwhelmingly votes to wag their finger at Trump
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
PSA: Helium balloons float away, even it you do tie a £120 ruby ring to it
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(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
Nudist resort offers open house this Saturday for all those interested in living naked, birth control when over 50
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(AlterNet)
 
 
 
"I got PTSD from my marriage"
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Here is a scientific explanation for everyday life. Come for how a power drill can set your house on fire, stay for the amount of force a Lego brick can support
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Tue July 10, 2018
(Metro)
 
 
 
Missing pony washed away by flood waters and found alive on roof of a house has been upgraded to stable
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(Vineland Daily Journal)
 
 
 
NRCC will stop loudly supporting bigoted Republican House candidate Seth Grossman. Dog whistles not excluded
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(NBC New York)
 
 
 
Woman trades sex for car repairs, mechanic forgets to turn car off, they both die of carbon monoxide poisoning mid-"payment"
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(Fox 40 Sacramento)
 
 
 
Man checking out car for sale surprised by intrusive horn
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Mon July 09, 2018
(CBS Sports)
 
 
 
Legion of boom member soon to learn the ins and outs of prison
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(MSN)
 
 
 
For only $23 million, you can own the Denver Broncos' mascot's ranch
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(WGNO)
 
 
 
Bourbon Street Wallet Snatchers is the name of my House of Pain tribute band
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Robin Wright opens up about Kevin Spacey: "I didn't know the man"
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Giuliani: here, let me help you make your obstruction case, Mr. Mueller
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Sun July 08, 2018
(Do You Remember)
 
 
 
And in today's edition of strange homes ... the lunar lander house
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Sat July 07, 2018
(Hamilton Journal-News)
 
 
 
Genitals in the right hand, a hatchet in the left hand, and sleeping in a stranger's bed. Hey, some people will do anything to get a good night's sleep
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Fri July 06, 2018
(Cracked)
 
 
 
"[Alt-right] ideas are scary, but the actual members seem like they could accidentally burn down their houses while trying to tie their shoes. To demonstrate, just take a look at some of the issues causing turmoil within their ranks"
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Despite high stock prices and record home prices, household net worth since 2007 has decreased for all income groups - except the top 10 percent
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(Fox9 Minneapolis)
 
 
 
Man wakes up covered in motor oil with a [BLANK] stuck in his [BLANK]
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Thu July 05, 2018
(NPR)
 
 
 
White House: Hey, nobody's gonna mind if we hire a former Fox News producer who ignored and enabled ongoing sexual harassment during his time with the network as our new Deputy Communications Director, right?
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
The GOP is now a "white-nationalist party with a conservative fringe. Like postwar Germany and Japan, the Republican Party must be destroyed before it can be rebuilt," says noted flaming liberal columnist Max Boot
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(Sky.com)
 
 
 
South England rocked by huge 3.1-magnitude quake, the 3rd one in 8 days. This one reportedly resulted in some lawn chairs falling over and a monocle falling into a glass of sparkling wine
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Wed July 04, 2018
(Slate)
 
 
 
Dear Prudence: "One of my good friends is infertile. She dotes on her friends' children and brings them back gifts and babysits. I recently joked about her running off with my daughter at a party; she and her husband left quickly. Was that wrong?"
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Woman twice tells courts that ex-husband is too dangerous to keep his guns. Court twice tells woman that ex-husband is a good, upstanding, law-abiding gun owner, so there's nothing they can do. And now that it's on Fark, you can guess how this ends
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Tue July 03, 2018
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
The 4th of July concert from the US Capitol will feature a Motown group, a Latina Broadway star, a Grammy winning gospel singer, and the Beach Boys. The White House 4th of July concert will feature a pianist named Lola Astanova
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(Decider)
 
 
 
People are very confused as to why there is a robot on Big Brother this year. In other news, there have been 20 seasons of this show
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(Do You Remember)
 
 
 
Today's seemingly innocent household item that could be secretly killing you: The kitchen towel
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Rhode Island Democratic Party endorses an alt-right Trumper pretending to be a democrat because a progressive tattled on them about their drinking habits in the statehouse
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Jarrod Ramos sent letters to newspaper's former attorney, the courthouse in Baltimore and to the Maryland Court of Special Appeals telling them he was going to kill "every person present" at the newspaper
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(Capital Gazette)
 
 
 
White House grudgingly reverses course, will allow flags to be flown at half-mast for slain Annapolis journalists
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Mon July 02, 2018
(Page Six)
 
 
 
What is it with reporters named 'Brian'?
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(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
Good thing he wasn't a cardiologist: Ben Carson tells black Americans that "home is where the heart is", right before he signs an order to tear down their houses
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Oh, nothing really. Just a verified White House account tweeting Senators about ICE
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
The U.S. Anti-Doping Agency has tested Serena Williams five times this year whereas other players have only been tested once or not at all. And she kinda would like to know why
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Sun July 01, 2018
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Corey Stewart, the Trump-supporting Virginia republican who wants to return to the days of the confederacy, gathered a group of fellow racists to stage a chant of "BUILD THE WALL" in front of the Red Hen restaurant
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Trump: "And these are the ones - you get rid of ICE, you're going to have a country that you're going to be afraid to walk out of your house." And other stupid things were said
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Sat June 30, 2018
(Vox)
 
 
 
White House: The law is what we say it is
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Mass shooters seem to have one thing in common: They couldn't get laid at a whore house
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
The NSA is deleting a non-zero number of call records. You submitted this from your solid gold house immediately after having sexy times with hot lingerie and/or Speedo models
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
A huge crowd surrounded Mo Salah's house after his address was leaked on Facebook, and he went out and joined them
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(JSOnline)
 
 
 
Millennials, baby boomers are in the market for the same homes
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Some jet-powered douchebag from Long Island says: "Wait for Trump to make his Supreme Court pick and then you can cry when they get confirmed"
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Fri June 29, 2018
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Four-year-old girl almost puts her dad in the doghouse after she tells her mom about a 'bra' in daddy's car
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Rod Rosenstein "upset" that the White house used the letter they told him to write justifying the firing of Comey to fire Comey
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Huckabee hopes his grandson doesn't grow up to be a Democrat, subby hopes he doesn't grow up to be dog killer
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Swing voters in the Bronx and Queens will be turned off by Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez's extreme progressivism, meaning that a hardline conservative Republican is certain to win the district's house seat
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
There's a transcript of Peter Strzok's 11 hours of testimony before the House "Judiciary" Committee. No, no, you can't read it. Republicans will tell you pieces of it, that's good enough
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Thu June 28, 2018
(KWWL Waterloo)
 
 
 
Doom. This is Waterloo's badger
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
That awkward moment when government agents drop in unexpectedly at the house of an ICE whistleblower to intimidate him, only to find him in the middle of an interview with a major news network
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(Daily News Journal)
 
 
 
11 cats safe after fireworks detonate inside house in what was - according to the cats - clearly intended as a warm-up to the most diabolical ever wet-nose woofday next week (w/security video)
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(MyRecipes)
 
 
 
America, you have a 1.39 billion-pound cheese surplus stockpiled in warehouses ...so you have that going for you, you fat asses
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(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
Yes
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(WMDT Maryland)
 
 
 
♪ Our house ♫ In the middle of the street ♬ Our house ♪
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(MLive.com)
 
 
 
Unique Mushroom House for sale in Northern Michigan
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Business magnate Richard Branson couldn't afford a house when he started out, so he bought a houseboat instead
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Man with 149 kids sentenced to house arrest. Now THAT'S cruel
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Wed June 27, 2018
(Politico)
 
 
 
TX to Rep Farenthold: Hey Blake since your resignation forced us to call a special election we really can't afford, and since you're a millionaire and you stiffed the house on the $84,000 you promised them, how about YOU pay for it? Farenthold: No
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Laura Ingraham accuses liberals of hating "our American traditions," which include things like leaving the Union, bombing an American fort, going to war against America in order to preserve slavery, and assassinating an American president
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Doc Rivers finally gets tired of supporting his kid and kicks him out of the house
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Tue June 26, 2018
(Some Press)
 
 
 
Dear press, it's time to stop normalizing relations with The Trump White House
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Bourbon warehouse collapse leaked whiskey into nearby creeks, killing hundreds of deliriously happy fish
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(Politico)
 
 
 
White House insists its "zero tolerance" border policy has not changed even as Customs and Border Patrol announces they won't be doing that anymore because they have neither the manpower or resources to enforce this insane idea any more
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Wayne Newton reacts to multiple home burglaries, no one can tell from his expression
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(Manchester Evening News)
 
 
 
If you embezzle your employer out of US$490,000, do you invest the money in (c) pedigree kittens
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(Vox)
 
 
 
My cat won't stop playing in the toilet. I've given him an oversized water bowl that I clean daily. I put a camera at the toilet. He's not drinking, just splash. Wtf?
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Mon June 25, 2018
(Salt Lake Tribune)
 
 
 
Lawnmower man makes Utah the 34th stop on his 50-state grass-cutting trek. Almost there
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(Kotaku)
 
 
 
♫ I saw my sim banging Santa Claus ♫
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(My Dayton News)
 
 
 
The next time you think "What would Jesus do?" remember that running around drunk and naked, pouring gasoline everywhere, and then trying to steal a car before flailing around in the grass is in the realm of possibilities
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Two Mexican dogs in the house | Two Mexican dogs | You don't get them fixed and they do their trick | Eighty-two Mexican dogs in the house
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
CNN: Where a sitting president is held to a much lower standard than a House member
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Prestigious literary award strips Laura Ingalls Wilder's name away due to how she depicted Native Americans in the "Little House" series
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Sun June 24, 2018
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Sarah Huckabee Sanders' tweet on her official account about being refused service at a restaurant caught the eye of a former White House ethics chief. Hilarity ensues
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Sat June 23, 2018
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
"I paid my boyfriend's rent and bills to improve his credit score - then he bought a house without telling me"
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(Oddity Central)
 
 
 
Man shows up at his own wake. Remains to be seen
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(LY)
 
 
 
"Not all superheroes have a cape, some have a towel"
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
"These cats are old, and we're old, we have a sense of those issues. We're kind of bound together by it. Just like feeding them, petting them, and loving them, you have to help at the end." Welcome to a rather dusty Caturday
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Fri June 22, 2018
(AL.com)
 
 
 
Alabama Power Company: "You want to put solar panels on your house? Fark you, pay us." Homeowners: "That's ridiculous; reduce the fee." Alabama Power: "Fark you, the fee just went up"
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(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
Florida man dressed as Elvis offers to bring tween sex toys as gifts. Cue 'Jailhouse Rock.' 🎵
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
White House has grand plan to sell off everything and defund and consolidate every government department that can't be exploited for graft. Here are the horrifying highlights (PDF)
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
I'm running out of books to read. Historical nonfiction, horror fiction, things that go bump in the night and good mysteries - recommend some good books. LGT the book I've just finished
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Rickhouse collapse at Barton 1792 Distillery bourbon storage facility. Many barrels lost (with NSFL picture inside). Drew seen skulking around the facility with a wheelbarrow
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(CTV News)
 
 
 
Why hairy caterpillars are suddenly everywhere. Even in your corn flakes. Right now
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
Paul McCartney's Carpool Karaoke episode was everything we hoped it would be
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Young White House staffers amazed to discover that working for a lying racist can carry wide-ranging social consequences
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
House Republicans delay vote on the "Stop Putting Children In F*cking Concentration Camps You Assholes" bill because of course they did
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Thu June 21, 2018
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
"We're not going to separate migrant children from their parents and house them in privately-run jails any more." *asks pentagon to prepare to house 20,000 kids at military bases*
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Bloomberg to Back House Democrats With $80 Million. Still waiting for Jeff Bezos in his best Dr. Evil to say, "One Billion Dollars ...MwaHaHa"
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(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
Johnny Depp invites a Rolling Stone writer to his mansion for three days to tell his story. Let's see how that went
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(Snopes)
 
 
 
You know that meme floating around claiming that White House adviser and architect of the "zero tolerance" immigration policy Stephen Miller's grandparents came to this country as refugees fleeing anti-Semitic violence in Russia? That's all true
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Wed June 20, 2018
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Trump says he'll back off his administration's family separation policy, and manages to blame Obama for it. The shiatshow continues at The White House. The resistance continues here. It's your MSNBC thread. Strong drinks start at 8 p.m. ET
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
The party that destroyed decorum cries about the lack of it on the House floor
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Want your house to sell for more? Consider painting the front door this color
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(Vanity Fair)
 
 
 
"Stephen (Miller) actually enjoys seeing those pictures at the border," an outside White House adviser said. "He's a twisted guy, the way he was raised and picked on. There's always been a way he's gone about this. He's Waffen-SS"
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(Deslidefied)
 
 
 
Check out the strangest roadside attractions in each U.S. state. Come for the Golf Ball House, stay for the Moby Dick statue
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
Yet another article thinks that $/SF of house is a meaningful way to judge a tiny cottage in Palo Alto being listed for $2.8 million
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Tue June 19, 2018
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Wall Street Journal warns GOP may lose House and Senate over immigration
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
House Republicans: "Deflector shields to maximum, captain"
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(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
White House Deputy Chief of Staff for Operations Joe Hagin, who also just suddenly resigned today, worked In Libya with key backers of an alleged "Sex Cult"
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(New York Magazine)
 
 
 
Inside yesterday's White House briefing. Oh, the memories
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(Belleville News-Democrat)
 
 
 
Akron Firefighters use firehouse to lay some hose
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(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Chadwick Boseman gives his MTV Movie award to the Waffle House hero James Shaw Jr., makes him a citizen of Wakanda
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
The Bothell Hell House, site of four years of poltergeists activity, might have taken several attempts to find a paranormal investigator willing to say anything happened there but don't let that stop you from buying this guy's book
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(The Newspaper)
 
 
 
North Carolina built a highway and gave a Spanish company the right to charge tolls. The new administration will pay $620 million to take the gift back
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(The Advocate)
 
 
 
On the channel that used to be ABC Family and housed the 700 Club two women have a frank discussion about cunnilingus, lesbian cunnilingus during prime time. Prime time indeed
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Mon June 18, 2018
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Trump replaces White House photos of French president with framed pictures of Kim Jong-un
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Extremely worried that even Trump may possess some rudimentary vestige of a heart, Lich-queen Ann Coulter rushes to reassure him that those children crying after being ripped from their parent's arms are "actors" and warns him "do not fall for it"
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(Channel 3000 Madison)
 
 
 
Garbage pickup might be a bit delayed today
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(Politicus USA)
 
 
 
Adam Schiff calls out Devin Nunes for collaborating with Trump
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Sat June 16, 2018
(Axios)
 
 
 
Looks like the White House job fair will have yet another opening to fill
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
For the price of a small San Francisco apartment, you can now buy 300 acres and a small California town
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(Digital Spy)
 
 
 
Chris Pratt won't rule out a return to Pawnee
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(Some Coin)
 
 
 
SEC currently treating cryptocurrencies as MMORPG auction houses. But they could become soulbound at any moment
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Fri June 15, 2018
(Observer & Eccentric)
 
 
 
Drunk shirtless Michigan Man takes up offer from friend "Mad Mike" to burn neighbor's SUV because it's "too loud", leaves his bicycle as he flees. Calls police to report said bicycle as stolen, cops cannot substantiate existence of "Mad Mike"
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(Wired)
 
 
 
"Hello, White House? Hi, I'm sorry to be calling during dinner, but I just had to share an exciting deal on vinyl siding." *click* "Hello, White House? Do you have life insurance?" *click* "Hello, White House?"
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Have you heard the good news? Roseanne loves you and you are forgiven
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
LaVar Ball discusses his wife's major stroke in his usual tactful manner
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(Illinois State Journal-Register)
 
 
 
"They go for your jugular," says Georgia grandmother who killed a rabid bobcat with her bare hands
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
The rise and fall of an unqualified 24-year-old from unpaid campaign intern, through 6 promotions at the White House, to his ultimate demotion and then firing
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Trump just gave a weapons-grade crazy White House lawn press conference. Here are the seven nuttiest moments. Fark needs a "crazy" tag
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(WQAD Quad Cities)
 
 
 
Family, dog, discover The Incredible Journey takes a lot longer without a cat
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Thu June 14, 2018
(I Heart Radio)
 
 
 
Not News: Woman orders delivery food. Fark: So she can get the delivery driver to kill a spider for her
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Jeff Bezos plans on giving away some of his 140 billion dollar fortune, he just isn't sure where to donate it yet. Amazon warehouse employees agree to not hold breath as that consumes calories
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Press Secretary Sarah Huckabee Sanders denies leaving White House. You see? All rumors. She is an honest person and would never lie to...Sarah?...did you see Sarah?...I swear she was just here...and what's up with this cloud of black smoke?
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(WIBX 950 Utica)
 
 
 
Sex, porn, masturbation and "sword fights" with the chief - there's never a dull moment at this Upstate New York fire house
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(Politico)
 
 
 
How hard is it for the White House to find anyone willing to work there? Let's put it this way: They're holding an "Executive Branch Job Fair" this Friday, and are really hoping to find someone to fill Hope Hick's job and dozens of others
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(Lex 18)
 
 
 
Break into your friend's house. Smoke some pot. Bake a cake. Mom's not going to be happy about this
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Proving how in-touch the rich are with the average person, Kevin O'Leary says you should have your mortgage and student loans paid off by the time you are 45. You know, because most people buy a house at age 15
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Unlike the Philadelphia Eagles, most of the Washington Capitals players would go to the White House if they are invited
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Q. Why does Amazon execute year-round shenanigans on unneeded warehouse workers to avoid paying them, instead of simply not hiring them? A. Because local politicians give AMZN fat incentives and tax breaks in exchange for "thousands of jobs created"
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
If you're going to the World Cup, you might want to leave all electronics in a faraday cage back at your house
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Wed June 13, 2018
(KSL Salt Lake City)
 
 
 
Dad crashes daughter's ballet performance. Scores Dad points. Bonus: holding a baby and making a manly fashion statement. Extra bonus: doesn't look half bad
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
White House to block Senate from blocking ZTE deal on the grounds that they really, really like bribe money
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(Metro)
 
 
 
The fence is down
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
House Spineless Paul Ryan reaches a deal to hold a vote on two DACA bills next week. No one knows what is in either bill and neither has the votes to pass. Goodbye, Dreamers
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
I have katsaridaphobia. What is your phobia?
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Tue June 12, 2018
(SacBee)
 
 
 
He ate some Doritos, took a shower, changed his clothes and put his dirty ones in the hamper. It wasn't his house
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Ivanka and her ventriloquist dummy made $82 million in outside income last year while working at the White House
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
NT Times wakes up about the atrocities under Kim Jong-un, which include indoctrination, prison gulags and executions. All it took was having Trump in the White House
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(Fox 4 KC)
 
 
 
Kansas alum transforms chicken coop into 'Alhen' Fieldhouse in tribute to Jayhawks. K-State jokes to the right
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(WCAX Vermont)
 
 
 
Some jerk with a flare gun leaves a Guitar solo
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Mon June 11, 2018
(MLive.com)
 
 
 
An Applebees/IHOP (IHOB?) combination restaurant to open in Detroit. And lo, the sea was as blood, and the sky was as sackcloth
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Senior White House officials explain the Trump doctrine: "We're America, biatches". No word on copulating with the horse that served as your primary form of conveyance
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
IHOP to become IHOB which stands for International House Of Burgers temporarily. In the future to become International House Of Bankruptcy
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
House candidate Seth Grossman (R):"Diversity is an un-American concept"
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(Metro)
 
 
 
A man has been arrested for the murder of a door-to-door debt collector. Subby is conflicted... What? Oh, subby is sad, that's it sad
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Sun June 10, 2018
(Fansided)
 
 
 
Madison's continued inability to make competent decisions endangers lives again as she struggles to become The Governess. Morgan finally gets a little more to do than play Yoda in this, the midseason finale. Fear the Walking Dead, 9pm ET on AMC
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Gen. John Kelly looking to make a hasty retreat from the White House as the building burns to the ground around him
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
"Fox & Friends" says the North Korea-U.S. summit is an historic "meeting between two dictators"
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(Curbed)
 
 
 
Having a problem choo choo choosing a new place to live?
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Sat June 09, 2018
(LA Times)
 
 
 
Dear Penthouse Letters: You won't believe what happened to me this week
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Video showing lava entering a Kapoho house through the window is in no way pure nightmare fuel
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(Politicus USA)
 
 
 
60 GOP house seats are in districts that went heavily for Obama or Hillary, and Trump just took away their health care. Sleep well Republicans
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Fri June 08, 2018
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Bisexual California Congressional candidate Katie Hill is hoping to help bring the House back to the Democrats, also has the advantage of being able to work both sides of the aisle
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
White House explains why Singapore was chosen as the site for the North Korea talks: "Once you learn how to pronounce it, it's kind of fun to say"
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Candlelight vigil planned for chicken that was the sole survivor of a slaughterhouse truck crash. Attendees will have the choice of dark or white meat
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Will Donnie go over the river? Will Donnie fly over the sea? Will Donnie land in the big house? Oh please give that fate to Donnie. THIS is your Trump administration scandal rumor/speculation thread (~5pm news dump)
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Art of the Deal advice #478: Leave the White House an hour late so your meeting with the French President has to be cancelled. This is a power move
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
If Democrats want to start winning elections, perhaps they should try voting
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Trump makes preemptive strike, says he won't invite whichever NBA team wins finals to White House
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
White House announces that Trump will depart G7 summit early. Actually productive G6 summit to begin immediately following his departure
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
John Smoltz is tired of sitting around the house
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(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
House of Fraser to close in latest retail casualty. Business analysts report changing tastes behind closure, as consumers are no longer interested in tossed salads and scrambled eggs
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Thu June 07, 2018
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Trump is going to wing it on NK. Ivanka colluded with Cohen and Russians. Two EPA aides resign because Pruitt is the worst. Trump is mad he can't watch porn in the White House. It's your "Jesus, it's only Thursday?" MSNBC thread start time 8pm EDT
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Trump Derangement Syndrome is causing people to speculate about the hostage situation in the White House, claims the living embodiment of the Like And Such As speech
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Trump has a special mirror in the White House where he dreams of being a princess
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(HelenaIR.com)
 
 
 
Montana golfer runs back to clubhouse, demands her greens fee back after spotting grizzly bear on course. Grizzly bears on golf courses trifecta in play
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Sarah Sanders claims she is "comfortable with her credibility and is an honest person." Experts have determined that too is a lie
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(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
Please note: The flies swarming Central Florida are perfectly normal, and not in response to a local manifestation of Beelzebub. He's more of a Key West kind of dude
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Trump allegedly upset he can't watch porn in the White House. America can be saved if someone can just explain incognito mode to him and how there is pornography online because he will disappear for months like Quagmire
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Former White House press secretaries agree: Sarah Huckabee Sanders's lies hurt America
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
'I deliver to your house': pot dealers on why legalization won't kill the black market. Capitalism always finds away
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(NBC New York)
 
 
 
Trooper's chance encounter with driver he pulled over leads to stunning realization -- he was the cop who delivered him 27 years ago
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Wed June 06, 2018
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
3D-printed houses with concrete as the material allows Dutch engineers to bring their drugged-out designs to life
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(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
Ivanka Trump's White House status has been upgraded from complicit to co-conspirator
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
World's Oldest person turns 129 and wants to die. Which will happen any day now that it's posted on Fark
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Only one player from the Eagles was confirmed for the White House pep rally, and it was the back-up quarterback
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Trump thinks we need tariffs against Canada because the burned down the White House in War of 1812 (Narrator: they didn't)
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(ieee spectrum)
 
 
 
The future of fire-fighting is robot snakes
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(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
Ever wanted a house where you can warm your hands at the fireplace while at the same time taking a dump underneath a picture of Jesus?
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
LeBron James: "Whoever wins doesn't want to go to the White House." Let's be honest, the Cavs weren't going to the White House even if Hillary was there
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(NBC Washington)
 
 
 
National Security Council contractor given White House access for more than two weeks after warrant issued for attempted first-degree murder. THE BEST PEOPLE
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Tue June 05, 2018
(WFLA Tampa Bay)
 
 
 
Real estate agent finds Zillow.com listing $100,000 lower than other neighborhood homes, finds it really was too good to be true
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(WFLA Tampa Bay)
 
 
 
Real estate agent finds Zillow.com listing $100,000 lower than other neighborhood homes, finds it really was too good to be true
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(MSN)
 
 
 
The old normal: A complete photo history of sportsball champions visiting the White House
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(SoraNews24)
 
 
 
Talking robot Pikachus go on sale in Japan, will secretly enlist the aid of Pokémon fans in looking for Sarah Connor
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(CNN)
 
 
 
White House aide who was instrumental in the tax law that Trump signed into law, cashes in and joins banking trade group
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Kelly "Die Already McCain" Sadler let go from position at White House so she can focus on Trump's re-election campaign and her budding comedy career
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Update: No, people weren't booing President Trump at the White House today. One guy heckled him and HE was booed. And then somebody called him a... Cover the children's ears... a... Cowboys fan
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(CNSNews)
 
 
 
Pelosi publishes "Fact Check" of Trump's "500th Day" claim - it "was actually his 501st." Now, that THE TRUTH IS OUT, will she demand the White House issue a retraction?
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
White House press secretary Sarah Huckabee Sanders: "I am an honest person"
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(The Lens NOLA)
 
 
 
House built with public funds, meant for affordable housing, resurfaces as a $500 a night Airbnb rental. Some people seem to have a problem with this
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(The Lens NOLA)
 
 
 
House built with public funds, meant for affordable housing, resurfaces as a $500 a night Airbnb rental. Some people seem to have a problem with this
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(C-SPAN)
 
 
 
What does it matter and who really cares? With no one to turn to when she's not there. Ah, but it's all right, I'll get by. Sarah please, show up at 2 PM EDT for the White House Briefing
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
The real reason Trump cancelled the Eagles visit to the White House? Only 5 out of 80 players were going to attend
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(YouTube)
 
Video
 
Subby just replaced the belt on his Samsung dryer using Youtube. How much dough have you saved on household or car repairs using Youtube? (Link goes to super-helpful video showing how to replace the belt)
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
White House aides believe Trump hired legal team that reflects who he is
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(MIT Technology Review)
 
 
 
Amazon unfortunately relies on thousands of fallible humans in fulfillment warehouses to solve problems that state-of-the-art robots can't, such as spilled popcorn butter. This is an issue that Amazon is working on
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Patriotic jamfest at the White House scheduled for 3pm today. Be sure to stand at attention, no matter where you are
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Brexit debate will hit the House of Commons on 12 June
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(KTAR Phoenix)
 
 
 
"911, what is your emergency?" "The godamned fire truck was leaving the station, and it just ran me over. WTF?"
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(How Stuff Works)
 
 
 
Ever had a yard sale and sold something you regretted selling? What is the neatest thing that you ever bought? Post your stories of your treasures here
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Trump to Philadelphia Eagles: I'm cancelling your visit to the White House. Philadelphia Eagles to Trump: Screw you, we weren't going to visit anyway
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Mon June 04, 2018
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
White House:"President Trump hasn't done anything wrong"
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(C-SPAN)
 
 
 
Sarah's lies Sarah's sweet little lies (Tell us tell us lies) Oh no no she can't disguise (Can't disguise those smoky eyes) White House Press Briefing at nowhere close to 2PM EDT
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(Axios)
 
 
 
Trump knows how to do the Sith Mind Trick. Good thing it only works on weak-minded fools, so our government and electorate should be- ...oh, dear
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
White House Economics Adviser says Canada is completely overreacting to tariffs imposed on the country after being labeled a threat to US national security
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(WNEP Scranton)
 
 
 
'Jackett admitted to police he was high on Xanax and Adderall while refilling a Zippo lighter and accidentally spilled the fluid and caught the table on fire. He...panicked and initially told them someone threw a bomb through his window.'
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Anti-homeless Republican who spent days mapping out homeless camps and publishing them online outraged after a homeless rights activist posted pictures of his home online
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(Slate)
 
 
 
If Democrats win the House, they shouldn't impeach Trump
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(Fark)
 
 
 
We have to move my ageing parents from a large house to assisted living in a different state. Any advice on how to unload 4500 sf of furniture and get a little money for it? Estate sale? Do realtors deal with that kind of thing?
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Sat June 02, 2018
(Slate)
 
 
 
The White House is in the early stages of planning for Trump's first annual performance review
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Fri June 01, 2018
(NYPost)
 
 
 
You mean if foreign governments know the President is dumb enough to use an unsecured cell phone they will plant listening devices near the White House? Get the hell outta here
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(BBC)
 
 
 
This is not my beautiful house. This is not my beautiful wife
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(MSN)
 
 
 
That 30-year-old bum has finally moved out of his parents' house, thanks to Alex Jones
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Roseanne Barr "begged" ABC executives not to cancel her show
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Thu May 31, 2018
(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
I'm not sure what is weirder: the fact that the burglar stole Old Spice deodorant or that he spells his name J-A-S-O-N-E
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(Politico)
 
 
 
The White House has refused to respond to numerous requests from the government's watchdog agency, the GAO. In response, the White House said: Have you met us? Do we look like we DO "accountability"?
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(Salon)
 
 
 
Things have gotten so bad in Trump's White House you have bosses calling subordinates "biatch" and meaning it
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Wed May 30, 2018
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Good news everyone, Melania is totally fine and has been at the White House this whole time. She can even prove it by including some of D2S's favorite phrases in her Tweet telling us so
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(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
It is unclear what exactly sparked off the brawl of the century but one calls the other a sl** before all hell breaks loose
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Trump holds up his untouched by actual hard work hands and then he implies he has a large penis. Horse laugh heard echoing from First Lady's bedroom
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Carphone Warehouse to close 92 store on news that no one knows what a car phone is anymore
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Tue May 29, 2018
(AsiaOne)
 
 
 
Malaysian fire fighters receive chocolate treats that police are barred from receiving. "As this is the fasting month, I am sure their children would be very happy to receive these chocolates"
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(Belleville News-Democrat)
 
 
 
When your firetruck catches on fire in the firehouse
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Mon May 28, 2018
(Digital Spy)
 
 
 
Mark Hamill had coffee with James Gunn and now everyone is hoping he'll be cast in Guardians of the Galaxy III
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(Axios)
 
 
 
The White House communication team is turning on each other like it was a scene from "The Death of Stalin"
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(The Japan News)
 
 
 
I hate my parents' favoring my younger sister. She and her baby hang out with them all week, and gets them and Grandma to feed the kid. When I visit with my child, they don't take care of us. I told Mom and Dad they should stop indulging sis
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(My Champlain Valley)
 
 
 
Vermont State Troopers are asking for help naming their new bomb sniffing dog. Since you're reading this on Fark, you know what to do
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(WAFB Baton Rouge)
 
 
 
Man pleads no contest to 5-year-old girl's rape, sentenced to 90 days of house arrest and doesn't have to register as sex offender. Article sums it up perfectly: "Burgess is very wealthy"
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Sun May 27, 2018
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Lebron, an old vet, JR Smith, a houseplant, and I guess a 5th player beat the Celtics in 7 games
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Sat May 26, 2018
(C|Net)
 
 
 
To show off their progress in nanorobotics, European scientists build extremely tiny microhouse where it is hoped nanobots can live, roam, watch nano-TV, and scratch their nano-genitals
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(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
Trump is now claiming the quotes the White House provides are "phony" when they are reported by the NYT
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(Click2Houston)
 
 
 
DEA apologizes after a SWAT team kicks in the door of a wrong house and throws a flash grenade in a child's room
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(Forbes)
 
 
 
We're not going to stop emitting greenhouse gases. Could we place a sun screen in place in space to fix global warming?
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(Metro)
 
 
 
We can cut greenhouse gas emissions by 99% just by feeding cows seaweed. However, the real trick is getting them to wade into the ocean
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
So what exactly is the White House Gift Shop, other than a place to buy novelty alt-history summit coins?
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Fri May 25, 2018
(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
"President Trump pointed to a window in the White House. 'She is doing great. She's looking at us right there.' Reporters turned to look. There was no sign of the first lady"
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
The millennial that was ordered to move out of his parents' house says that's a problem because he can't afford moving boxes
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Thu May 24, 2018
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
For some reason, here is a picture of Liam Gallagher with a couple young clones and Selena Gomez
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(Independent)
 
 
 
Ever told someone you were leaving them, then had to slink back and ask if they wouldn't mind letting you stay in the house for a bit while you got yourself sorted? Britain knows how you feel
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(Digital Trends)
 
 
 
You can order a tiny house on Amazon. Sears and Roebuck from 1920 are holding on line 1, say they did it better
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(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
You mean filling your home with devices that are always listening might be a privacy invasion? You don't say
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
House prices are skyrocketing at the fastest pace since 2006. Hmmmm...2006. Nothing bad happened that year, right?
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(Fox 7 Austin)
 
 
 
"And then that fueled the second bee hive to attack so he kind of got caught in a cross fire, a perfect little storm of bees"
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(Time)
 
 
 
30-year-old who was evicted by parents says he's not a millennial because he hates avocado toast
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(WTVR)
 
 
 
Good news: Lava hasn't burned down your home yet. Bad news: A giant crack has opened underneath the house
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(Politico)
 
 
 
You may want to sit down for this, but the Senate's anti-harassment bill is tough on aides but soft on elected officials
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Wed May 23, 2018
(Jay Gatsby)
 
 
 
Now you can spend the night in the house where Zelda and F. Scott Fitzgerald cheated on Link
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(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Growing sinkhole on White House lawn. Michael Cohen offers $130,000 to shut it up
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(Pittsburgh Tribune-Review)
 
 
 
Volunteer firefighter set fire to two-story building because he wanted to respond to a fire call
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
30-year-old sued by his parents for refusing to move out of their house looks exactly as you imagined him, relies on Google searches for his legal defense, and argues with the judge when shown the appellate court decision that overrode his argument
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
House Committee schools Betsy DeVos again
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Man buys two Papa John's pizzas for around $40 eight years ago, today a slice is worth over $5 million
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Teacher takes KY GOP house majority leader to school in primary
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(The Mary Sue)
 
 
 
The sinkhole that opened up on the White House lawn? It happened exactly one year after a sinkhole opened up on the Mar-a-Lago lawn. Spooky tag is off looking for Buffy
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Tue May 22, 2018
(Vox)
 
 
 
Bank profits hit an all-time high as Congress will make it easier for them to fleece America
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(5 News Fayetteville)
 
 
 
You've made some interesting choices in life if police searching for you for an attempted burglary find you face down and naked on a bridge in Arkansas
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
WaPo asks every member of the House about the Parkland gun policy agenda, finds only 2 Republicans that support it. In other news, there are actually two Republicans that support the Parkland gun policy agenda
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(Vindy News)
 
 
 
Mackey said this was "the first time for me in 30 years of police work - shot by an appliance,"
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Unsecured WiFi passwords: It's not the reason to hate Comcast that we want, but it's the reason to hate Comcast that we need
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
Hellmouth appears on White House lawn
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(C-SPAN)
 
 
 
So many question, so few answers. The lying is scheduled to start at 3:00 EDT, but we know even that is a lie. This is your White House "Daily" Press Briefing discussion
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(C-SPAN)
 
 
 
House Republicans call for special investigator to investigate the special investigation
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Mon May 21, 2018
(WNEP Scranton)
 
 
 
Officers raid house, discover illegal nightclub. Also possible they all just live there
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Stripping down and putting your underwear on your head is no way to rob houses son
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Gina Haspel confirmed as Torturer-In-Chief and the White House triples down on "animals" fearmongering. I want off of this planet on this Monday edition of the MSNBC Discussion thread. Drink away the pain starting at 8PM EDT
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
Investigators are finally getting their first look at the files taken from Michael Cohen, No comment from the White House on when Trump will send out his 'next witch' hunt or 'no collusion' tweets
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(MLive.com)
 
 
 
Talking with Val Kilmer who showed off his custom Funko Pop toys at comic con
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(White House)
 
 
 
It looks like Breitbart is now writing articles and headlines for WhiteHouse.gov
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(Connecticut Post)
 
 
 
Outback Steakhouse - No Rules, Just Fight
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(Metro)
 
 
 
The 16-year-old girl who voices Peppa Pig earns $1,500 an hour
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
John Oliver predicts John Bolton will be the next White House staffer to go after being contradicted by Trump, "a man who would double down on a f*cking typo"
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Sun May 20, 2018
(KXII Texoma)
 
 
 
After selling all of their worldly possessions, giving away $100 bills in the park, lighting their house on fire, walking away naked and fighting with cops, couple realize that it isn't judgement day after all
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Sat May 19, 2018
(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
Rich neighborhood will soon be home to a glass house. Hopefully no one inside throws stones
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(The Conversation)
 
 
 
Entomologist says you should not kill spiders in your home (with NOPE NOPE NOPE photos)
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Melania Trump's condition downgraded to "White House Resident"
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
The Farm Bill, a massive handout to Red State America that was always easy to pass, was taken hostage and shot to death by the House Freedom Caucus. Tired of all that winning yet?
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(IOL.co.za)
 
 
 
A man went to the balcony of his home to chase away some monkeys. That's when things got all stabby
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Want a big mansion and be like Superman? You can now buy Shaquille O'Neal's $28 million mansion that is themed as such
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Fri May 18, 2018
(KSTU FOX 13)
 
 
 
Meet Rubix, Utah's first-ever courthouse comfort dog
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Deciding to go full Stupid Watergate, a White House aide taped Trump meetings because he wanted to "impress friends" later with them
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
TV viewers: We want new, original programming. TV Networks: Welcome to 1988
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(WTOP)
 
 
 
If you haven't bought a house since the last Presidential administration, you probably won't be able to until the next one
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Thu May 17, 2018
(Twitter)
 
 
 
House rejects Trump's bribe...I mean, "bailout" for Chinese manuspying company ZTE. Expect an announcement shortly by the Chinese declaring they're pulling out of the Indonesian Trump Tower and Corrupt Pleasure Palace
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(Curbed)
 
 
 
Although household median income in the city is $82,900, San Franciscans need to earn $333,000 a year to buy a median-priced home
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(Sports Illustrated)
 
 
 
Lucas Glover's Wife Blamed the Attack on Her Mother-in-Law In 911 Call
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(C-SPAN)
 
 
 
Sanders is back, although there is so little to talk about now that there is peace in the Middle East and Trump has declared no collusion in the Russia probe. Maybe they'll just share pie recipes at today's White House Press Briefing. 1:00 EDT
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
House Republicans doing everything they can to prevent Republicans from talking about and voting on immigration bill, because "elections" and "things are going great"
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
The Waffle House hero's description of his phone call with the president also best describes Melania's sex life with Trump
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Wed May 16, 2018
(TMZ)
 
 
 
"Real Housewives" star's dress tries to fall off onstage. NSFW, but mostly because her singing will clear the room faster than a SWAT team
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Possibly to prepare them for their future prison stays, "Men in Suits" carrying handheld detectors routinely run unannounced sweeps of the West Wing of the White House looking for staffers with unauthorized cell phones
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(Tech Crunch)
 
NewsFlash
 
Senate votes to save net neutrality rules. Bill will now be sent to the House where it will promptly be killed
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(AL.com)
 
 
 
Former AL Legislator & out lesbian Patricia Todd: "I have heard for years that [Governor Ivey] is gay and moved her girlfriend out of her house when she became Gov." Ivey campaign: "This is a disgusting lie." Todd: "I hate hypocrites"
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(Politico)
 
 
 
"The 'football incident' illustrates how "Veep"-levels of clumsiness in the Trump White House reach all the way to the top of the chain of command - and underscores how,, Kelly is acting like a middle school principal than a Cabinet-level executive"
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
White house is completely cool with North Korea blowing up their meeting, in fact they expected it. They would have been disappointed if they hadn't
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(FOX6Now)
 
 
 
"She researched how to remove gun residue, visiting websites titled: 'tips on removing gunshot residue,' 'suspect urinated on hands to wash away gunshot residue,' 'can urine block out gun powder' and 'five great uses for pee'"
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(Syracuse Post-Standard)
 
 
 
Bad day: getting an eviction notice. Fark: from your parents. Ultra fark: you're 30 years old
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
I like camping because, after we've destroyed most of the animal habitat in the country, it's nice to go into what little land they have left and annoy them
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Tue May 15, 2018
(Nola.com)
 
 
 
Louisiana may have the chance to end Jim Crow. Again
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(I Heart Radio)
 
 
 
Imagine you were planting trees in your yard and found a buried safe with thousands of dollars in cash and jewelry. You find out it belonged to your neighbor. What do you do?
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
So what do you do with all those pesky children after you've separated them from their immigrant parents? Well, we do have all these military warehouses lying around... BRILLIANT
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Oh, nothing...except that the White House has eliminated the role of cyber coordinator to make America great ag--+++CARRIER LOST+++
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
"You see these movies, they're so violent and yet a kid is able to see a movie if sex isn't involved, but killing is involved. Maybe they have to put a rating system for that"
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Homeowners: We want to build houses on this active volcano. Insurance Co.: Ok, but you won't be covered if it erupts and destroys your house. Homeowners: Fine with us. What are the odds of that happening? (Volcano destroys houses) Homeowners: Pay me
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(Politico)
 
 
 
"A disgraced Republican ex-congressman and a GOP candidate despised by party leaders have been fighting a weeks-long, behind-the-scenes battle ahead of Tuesday's primary for an open House seat in Western Pennsylvania." Grumpy cat? You want this one?
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(AOL)
 
 
 
White House Inmate #30756 Kellyanne Conway suggests Trump administration officials are using the media to 'shiv' each other
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
The campaign is coming from inside the house. I repeat, the campaign is coming from inside the house
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Controversial director Lars Von Trier greeted with standing ovation after returning to Cannes after seven-year ban. Then his movie started
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: One of my old college friends--who is now 50--has long been an uncle to my two kids. Our daughter is 19 and attending college near him; he has spent time with her and confessed he's falling in love with her. What do we have to do?"
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(Page Six)
 
 
 
Bill O'Reilly refuses to fark off
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(News 4 San Antonio)
 
 
 
San Antonio Zoo closing monkey houses, dashing the reelection hopes of many
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Mon May 14, 2018
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Knock. Knock. Who's there? Yes this is cat, let me in
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(Patheos)
 
 
 
Believe it or not, "Priest Says God Planted Corn Dog That Led to Return of Stolen Virgin Mary Statue" is not a religious mad-lib
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(C-SPAN)
 
 
 
Look, the President has been perfectly clear. The tweet speaks for itself and I refer you to outside counsel if you want to discuss today's White House briefing. 1:30 EDT
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(NPR)
 
 
 
What might a blue wave look like this fall? Well, to start, look for scattered pods of traumatized liberals stranded ashore, staring skyward and shaking their heads as they mutter "what happened?" over and over
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(My Fox 8 Greensboro)
 
 
 
It's flying bounce house season again
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(Fox 61 Connecticut)
 
 
 
White House aide told Meghan McCain she would apologize publicly for joking about her dying father, but hasn't
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(MSN)
 
 
 
White House staffers impersonate each other when they leak info to the press. Only the Best People
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Sun May 13, 2018
(Some Bath)
 
 
 
Photoshop this Roman bathhouse
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
'I never thought leopards would eat MY face,' sobs woman who voted for the Leopards Eating People's Faces Party to the British House of Commons
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Kathy Griffin dishes on her experience at The White House Correspondent's Dinner and after party
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Sat May 12, 2018
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Mick Mulvaney thinks there was nothing wrong about that White House aide mocking John McCain's medical condition because it was a joke at a private meeting and none of us should have heard it because we weren't there
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(KRQE News)
 
 
 
World's biggest bouncy house coming to Albuquerque. Hold my beer, I'm going in
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
As a consequence of leaving the deal with Iran, US intel agencies fear increased cyber attacks from that country. Good thing John Bolton fired the white house cybersecurity chief last week then, right guys?
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
13-year-old orders a horse on the internet, has it delivered to her grandmother's back yard. And you thought your kid's in-app purchases were bad
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(AZ Family)