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Sat January 15, 2022
(NPR)
 
 
 
We live in a society in which it is necessary to explain why people shouldn't ATTEMPT to get sick
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(PennLive)
 
 
 
Dukes of Hazzard style jumps don't work out well in real life, but sure are cool to see
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Fri January 14, 2022
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Minnesota Judge bars hospital from disconnecting a Covid patient from a ventilator because his wife insists they just need to give him some horse paste and he'll be right as rain
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Minnesota Judge bars hospital from disconnecting a Covid patient from a ventilator because his wife insists they just need to give him some horse paste and he'll be right as rain
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Remind me again why alcohol is served at airports and on flights
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
It's dangerous to go alone. Take this
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
It's dangerous to go alone. Take this
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Thu January 13, 2022
(Vox)
 
 
 
"Ideally, everybody would take [Omicron] seriously and follow the steps that we know work"...but this is Texas, so here we are
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
President Biden deploys the military to six states to help keep hospitals running. If you watch Fox this will be reported as the end of days and you'll be reminded to stock up on food buckets. Damn they're good
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(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
ICUs nearing capacity in at least 18 states as SCOTUS decides no one needs an umbrella when Freedumb Rains
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(KIRO-7 Seattle)
 
 
 
Man shoots himself in leg in parking lot. If he was standing his ground before, he certainly isn't now
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(Omaha World Herald)
 
 
 
Not news: woman sends her kid to their room. News: her kid attacks her sending her to the hospital. Fark: her kid is a cat
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Wed January 12, 2022
(ABC7 San Francisco)
 
 
 
Gavin Newsom to visit L.A. COVID testing site. Expected to discuss his pandemic emergency response program two hours later, when he gets to the front of the line
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(WSBTV)
 
 
 
Fark cancer and fark this crappy insurance plan
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(WSBTV)
 
 
 
Fark cancer and fark this crappy insurance plan
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(Lehigh Valley Live)
 
 
 
Anticovid pills arrive at Lehigh Valley Pharmacies, surprising any Farker who has ever been to the Lehigh Valley, as the story is not about aquarium cleaner, horse plate, testosterone blockers or even pills made from urine, but actual meds to treat Covid
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
New trend among the anti-vax set, vlog from your hospital bed about how not bad it is to catch the virus. From your hospital bed
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Snu-Snu is Real-Real
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Tue January 11, 2022
(Politico)
 
 
 
Hospitals to healthcare workers: We're REALLY short-staffed right now, so don't let a little thing like a positive Covid test keep you from coming to work, even if you DO have symptoms. Worst case scenario, the ICU is right there
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(The Robot Report)
 
 
 
Robots... in my vagina? It's more likely than you think
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Porn legend Jenna Jameson is in the hospital being treated for the autoimmune disorder Guillain-Barré syndrome. She's also not vaxxed against covid, which is weird because you wouldn't think she'd be afraid of a few pricks
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Feed a cold, starve a fever, but don't treat it without a permit in China
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Feed a cold, starve a fever, but don't treat it without a permit in China
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Canadian politician Tweets photo of his wife shoveling their driveway. After her 12-hour shift as a nurse. While he stays warm inside. Then he's surprised people don't think he's a wonderful husband
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Mon January 10, 2022
(Fox2 Detroit)
 
 
 
Mother says she was cleaning her gun when she shot her 4-year-old. Twice
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(Fox 35 Orlando)
 
 
 
If you follow Gwyneth Paltrow's advice and steam your privates, you're stupid. If you punish your daughter by pouring scalding water on her privates, you're sick and evil
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Sun January 09, 2022
(Medpage Today)
 
 
 
CDC announces injection that can prevent many instances of pediatric diabetes
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
A whole Rhode Island of hospital develops COVID outbreak in patients after having infected but asymptomatic staff stay on the job
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
A whole Rhode Island of hospital develops COVID outbreak in patients after having infected but asymptomatic staff stay on the job
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(Ringside News)
 
 
 
Matilda The Hun no longer glowing at the age of 70
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Sat January 08, 2022
(ABC Action News)
 
 
 
Deputies rescue woman from fiery crash ... and it's all caught on camera in unbelievable video goodness (warning: graphic images and explicit language)
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
I guess this father and son didn't keep up with the Arbery case
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Omicron is leading to new but familiar disease. Croup, there it is
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Fri January 07, 2022
(BBC)
 
 
 
Covid victim interviewed by the BBC receives a torrent of online hate from nutters saying he faked the whole thing. Perhaps sarcastically referring to yourself as a 'professional crisis actor' on your Instagram bio wasn't such a good idea after all
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Indian police looking for 10 airline passengers who tested positive for COVID upon arrival but slipped out of the convoy transporting them to the hospital
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
COVID killed the QAnon star
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Hospital break room becomes Covid overflow unit
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Hospital break room becomes Covid overflow unit
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(ABC7 Los Angeles)
 
 
 
A guy with a severe case of droopy-dick-nose gets free surgery to repair his floppy cock-schnozz
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(ABC7 Los Angeles)
 
 
 
A guy with a severe case of droopy-dick-nose gets free surgery to repair his floppy cock-schnozz
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(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
WHO on the Omnicron variant: "Less severe" does not mean "mild", you dunces
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(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
WHO on the Omnicron variant: "Less severe" does not mean "mild", you dunces
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Thu January 06, 2022
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
"Attention people waiting to get tested: Please do not defecate in the nearby gardens while you wait. Thank you"
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Why does this keep happening?
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(WRAL)
 
 
 
Doctors from Duke say 100% of COVID-19 North Carolina patients on ventilators are unvaccinated. UNC-REX and WakeMed doctors agree, but also added that Duke sucks
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(WGBH Boston)
 
 
 
Ya in for a wicked pissa if ya need a bed
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Wed January 05, 2022
(NBC Miami)
 
 
 
Because, if you do fewer tests, you get lower numbers. And people say that GOPers are bad at math
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Doctor Groundhog comes out of the hospital to predict six more weeks of omicron surge
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Doctor Groundhog comes out of the hospital to predict six more weeks of omicron surge
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(DW)
 
 
 
Bolsonaro unplugged
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Formerly dead soccer star Christian Eriksen targeting World Cup return
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
George Floyd's baby niece shot. In targeted attack. And her father has to drive her to the hospital because it took four hours for police and fire to show up and do nothing
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Tue January 04, 2022
(Fox 7 Austin)
 
 
 
Stopping a carjacker with a gun requires a Lyft driver with a gun
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(CNN)
 
 
 
I like my Chilean police officers like I like my protests: COVERED IN BEES
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(LAD Bible)
 
 
 
Woman who made £37,000 a week selling her farts is forced to retire after she is hospitalized for trying to fart too much. Well that stinks
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(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
Guy who just happened to quit his job and then drive 40 miles to his mother's house to look up 'unemployment' on the computer for several hours on the day his girlfriend's daughter disappeared charged in her murder. 11 years later
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(NBC Washington)
 
 
 
California twins cement their place in riddle lore
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(LAD Bible)
 
 
 
Free surprise found inside cereal package and just so you know, it's not a Wacky WallWalker
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Mon January 03, 2022
(CNN)
 
 
 
Anti-vaxxer reverses her position and now supports the vaccine, and all it took was a 65-day COVID-related coma to change her mind
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(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
Accidentally seize a ship carrying boring stuff like vehicles and a dismantled field hospital? Just splice random footage of guns into your press release and call it good
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(CTV News)
 
 
 
SHUT - DOWN - (mostly) - EVERYTHING. Ontario goes Madagascar after a record weekend of Om-Nom-Omicron
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Wilmington women lock keys in their car during Wawa run, assault clerk & Good Samaritan after demanding assistance, then assault cops before claiming medical issues...then assaulting paramedics. still unexplained how 'Florida' tag got up I-95
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Brazilian President Bolsonaro hospitalized in Sao Paulo, is reportedly full of shiat
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Sun January 02, 2022
(Deccan Herald)
 
 
 
Meet Florona: A combination of the flu and coronavirus infections
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(WRAL)
 
 
 
Investigators believe the incident is likely related to celebratory gunfire. "The old saying is 'what goes up gotta come down'," said Lyons
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Sat January 01, 2022
(Metro)
 
 
 
Man yammering about Covid vaccines decides to set himself on fire in front of diners
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Mall of Murica
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Fri December 31, 2021
(ABC7 Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Maybe "Team natural immunity" ought to peruse L.A. County's data which shows the unvaxxed are 28 times more likely to be hospitalized, and 14 times more likely to die than those who trusted scientific research
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Only 14% of children have parents who love them
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Only 14% of children have parents who love them
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Thu December 30, 2021
(CNN)
 
 
 
It's wind and fire season in Colorado
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(NBC New York)
 
 
 
Hospital boss: You thought March 2020 was bad? Give it about two weeks
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(NBC New York)
 
 
 
Hospital boss: You thought March 2020 was bad? Give it about two weeks
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Wed December 29, 2021
(WGME Portland)
 
 
 
Keep Portland weird, and non-asphyxiating
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(Global News (Canada))
 
 
 
4 people, 2 dogs rescued from avalanche near ski resort. No mention of partridges or pear trees
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(KRTV Great Falls)
 
 
 
If you're going to break into someone's home at 4am, make sure it's not a cop's home
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(Patch)
 
 
 
Man charged with attempted murder, having super cool name
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(IFL Science)
 
 
 
The safe number is 14, but the correct number is 0
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(IFL Science)
 
 
 
The safe number is 14, but the correct number is 0
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
"Maurizio Buratti, known to his fans as Mauro from Mantua, had boasted of being a 'plague spreader' after deliberately going to a supermarket without a mask while feeling ill and having a temperature, just days before hospitalization"
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
"Maurizio Buratti, known to his fans as Mauro from Mantua, had boasted of being a 'plague spreader' after deliberately going to a supermarket without a mask while feeling ill and having a temperature, just days before hospitalization"
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(Common Dreams)
 
 
 
According to the Times, with insurance companies no longer waiving costs associated with Covid-19 treatment as they did early in the pandemic, the average hospital stay totals about $40,000. Which seems low
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
The annual review of things people stuck up their butts, 2021 edition. It's a pandemic so you know it's gonna be good
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Tue December 28, 2021
(Fox 21 Duluth)
 
 
 
Letter from Copenhagen announcing grandson's birth at Danish hospital finally arrives to its intended Duluth, MN address 68 years late. And Subby thought Italian Post was slow
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(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Vicious squirrel attacks town, leaves townspeople 'afraid to leave their homes' after gnawing on 18 people. No word if he has rabid swollen nads (possible nsfw content on page)
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Mon December 27, 2021
(CNN)
 
 
 
The U.S. is now averaging 200,000 new Covid-19 cases per day and, on its current trajectory, will be hitting the 500,000-case-per-day mark in no time flat. We're gonna need more horse paste
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(CBS Minnesota)
 
 
 
Sometimes a felony is just a felon who shoots himself in the foot
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(Fox 6 Birmingham)
 
 
 
Third-grader makes bags of reindeer food to sell as fundraiser toward kindergarten student's leukemia treatments. "They're made out of oats, glitter, and sprinkles"
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Portraits from a COVID unit, courtesy of a nurse/photojournalist
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Sun December 26, 2021
(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Finally, someone said what every sane American has been thinking for months
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Finally, someone said what every sane American has been thinking for months
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Sat December 25, 2021
(Twitter)
 
 
 
♫ On the first day of Christmas, our covid gave to US, 365 children admitted to the hospital ♫
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(Independent)
 
 
 
Candace Owens explains that Trump's new support for the Covid vaccine is due to the fact that he is old, isn't tech savvy and only follows mainstream media
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Nothing says "Merry Christmas" like stealing 100 iPads from a children's hospital
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Fri December 24, 2021
(CBC)
 
 
 
It's the night before Christmas and all through the ERs, granny dumping is rampant and it's not all hardee har hars
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(WESH Orlando)
 
 
 
Telling your co-workers you're in a coma and getting them to donate their sick leave is no way to start a new job, detective
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Phone call from intoxicated man leads German police to a stash of weapons and an altar-like collection of Nazi memorabilia, causing a führer
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Trump's haste to take credit for developing the Covid vaccines is costing him his core supporters
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
This much we know:
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Thu December 23, 2021
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
LAPD ruin Christmas for the family of a 14-year-old girl forever
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(Deadline Detroit)
 
 
 
The Good Not News: The wife of a restaurant owner who defied COVID mandates to keep his restaurant open to pay for her cancer treatment is "doing great." Read the article for the Bad News
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(Deadline Detroit)
 
 
 
The Good Not News: The wife of a restaurant owner who defied COVID mandates to keep his restaurant open to pay for her cancer treatment is "doing great." Read the article for the Bad News
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(The Morning Call)
 
 
 
Car crashes into Bethlehem home. Jeezus
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(KHOU Houston)
 
 
 
Fire breaks out at ExxonMobil's Baytown refinery. No major injuries except for prices at the pump just in time for Christmas weekend
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(The Root)
 
 
 
Trump correctly fact checks Candace Owens on the COVID vaccines during an interview
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Wed December 22, 2021
(WHDH Boston)
 
 
 
Hospital employees on shuttle bus become patients
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Talk about targeted advertising
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(News Break)
 
 
 
There is a glimmer of hope for humanity
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(Click2Houston)
 
 
 
Puppers in PJs pay a visit to pediatric patients, bringing them some much needed canine therapy. Please welcome Elsa, Pinto, Pluto and Bailey to this "It's almost Christmas" edition of Woofday Wetnose Wednesday (w/lots of wonderful photos)
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(Click2Houston)
 
 
 
Puppers in PJs pay a visit to pediatric patients, bringing them some much needed canine therapy. Please welcome Elsa, Pinto, Pluto and Bailey to this "It's almost Christmas" edition of Woofday Wetnose Wednesday (w/lots of wonderful photos)
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Tue December 21, 2021
(Pix11)
 
 
 
Pet hospitals predict huge spike in chocolate-related ER visits Christmas Eve, so make sure you eat it all yourself
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(KNBC 4 Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Brilliant thief decides that the best thing to steal is a fire engine. He finds out that it isn't the best vehicle for a pursuit in terms of performance and visibility
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
This story demonstrates 2 different ways that bosses can react to hearing an employee needs time off for personal reasons. Upon hearing both, the employee quit one of the jobs. Guess why
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Good thing this family had health insurance so the ICU visit was only $660,553
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Good thing this family had health insurance so the ICU visit was only $660,553
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(Fox5 DC)
 
 
 
Be wary of the man with a brick in his backpack. Be afraid of the man with 2 bricks in his backpack
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(WHNT Huntsville)
 
 
 
'Deputy Ear Biting Incident' is the name of my Rev. Horton Heat/Insane Clown Posse tribute band
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(Vice)
 
 
 
Anti-vaxxer gets ass kicked by COVID
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Mon December 20, 2021
(Denver Post)
 
 
 
CEO changes company name from MYGOFLIGHT to MEGOCRASH
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
♫Deck the halls with boughs of holly, ♫Fa la la la la la la ♫ Tis the season to be jolly Fa La *Twang* la AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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(WIBW Topeka)
 
 
 
Manhattan woman in jail after police say she hit another woman in head with toaster
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(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
Bad: Woman strikes another vehicle and drives off without stopping. So much worse: and shortly thereafter collides with ANOTHER vehicle, this time killing the other driver. Holy fark: And drives off AGAIN, well, until her battered car breaks down
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
"Joe Root puts everything on the line to retain the Ashes"...and by everything, the BBC means the family jewels
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Sun December 19, 2021
(ABC News)
 
 
 
You want a trip to Oz? This is how trips to Oz get started. Or maybe it is just what happens after grandma gets hit on the head with a water tank. Hero tag for the bathtub
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(Local10 WPLG)
 
 
 
The first rule of the off-duty sheriffs fight club is...
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(Spectrum News)
 
 
 
Hospitals struggling as Covid cases rise. This is not a repeat from the past 600+ days
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Fri December 17, 2021
(NBC Washington)
 
 
 
Most times, a mobile dog groomer will come to your house and groom your dog in his van without a fire breaking out that kills your dog and almost kills him. Most times
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
South Africa, ground zero for Omicron is already past its peak for the Covid variant
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
South Africa, ground zero for Omicron is already past its peak for the Covid variant
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(CTV News)
 
 
 
Self driving bus commits suicide by tree. Safety operator safe in hospital. Safer in hospital
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(WSAZ West Virginia)
 
 
 
"A man was outside of his home beating on an oxygen tank with a hammer". What could possibly go wrong?
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Thu December 16, 2021
(WAFF Huntsville)
 
 
 
Alabama man appears to have misunderstood the message of McGruff the Crime Dog
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(Fox 8 Cleveland)
 
 
 
In Australia, everything wants to kill you. The plants, the bouncy castles, the animals, the people... wait, back up
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Several injured when eager car busts into shopping center looking for holiday sales
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Wed December 15, 2021
(WBTV 3 Charlotte)
 
 
 
I suppose that's ONE way to get your boyfriend to shut up
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"My desire to do things right as a parent sent me into a depression that almost destroyed my family our first day home from the hospital"
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Tue December 14, 2021
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Our radiopharmaceuticals in the middle of the street
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Once again for the non-academics: when a fuel truck overturns and catches fire, trying to steal the leaking gas is a really bad idea
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
More data indicates that omicron has milder symptoms than delta, but better at evading the vaccine. However, the vaccine is still effective at preventing hospitalization. Study results were recently published in the science journal Glass Half Full
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(WFLA Tampa Bay)
 
 
 
The spice must flow, but it'll make your stillsuit leak uncontrollably
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Colorado's governor ends masks mandates and declares the Covid emergency "over" in his state saying "Everybody had more than enough opportunity to get vaccinated. [...] At this point, if you haven't been vaccinated, it's really your own darn fault"
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(Axios)
 
 
 
Headline: COVID explosion imminent. Next-to-last paragraph: "Frankly we don't have enough reliable, robust data at this point to give a clear direction as to what this will look like in the weeks to months ahead"
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Additional data show Pfizer's Covid pill is 89% effective, creates a 5G hotspot
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Mon December 13, 2021
(WPXI.com)
 
 
 
DUI in tractor trailer: ✓ Stripped naked after the crash: ✓. Loaded handgun in the cab of the truck, but no carry permit: ✓ Gave an officer who went to interview him the wrong name and date of birth: ✓ Welcome to Fark, Sir
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Sun December 12, 2021
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Foo Fighters cancel Abu Dhabi concert due to medical reasons, fueling fears they have the best the best the best of flu
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Vicente Fernández, the king of Mexican ranchera music, ascends to a higher throne
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Sat December 11, 2021
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
ICU nurse reveals appalling death bed confessions from patients over the past three years. "The stolen gold bars are located..." *beeeep*
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Anti-lockdown GOP state senator disappears after contracting COVID. It's a start
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Anti-lockdown GOP state senator disappears after contracting COVID. It's a start
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Real estate agents let off steam at convention in Atlantic City by busting chairs over each other's heads, as real estate agents are wont to do
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Leaked hospital records show what we've all known for decades
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Fri December 10, 2021
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
It is a Friday in December, and this here is your 7 p.m. ET MSNBC thread. What book(s) are you currently reading?
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Bring out your dead
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Remember that Wayne County GQPer who didn't want to certify Biden's win, then did certify, then tried to "rescind" his certification? Well, he won't be doing any of those things ever again
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Thu December 09, 2021
(KOLD News 13)
 
 
 
Police were unable to say whether either passenger was, in fact, The Pigeon
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(CNN)
 
 
 
The latest sign the pandemic is far from over: the National Guard is being mobilized to help staff overwhelmed health care facilities
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
Robbie Shakespeare dies. Dies, to sleep; To sleep, perchance to dream
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Wed December 08, 2021
(Southgate News-Herald)
 
 
 
Train taps tipsy traveler's transport
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(NBC 2 Fort Myers)
 
 
 
Normally, golf courses are enormous wastes in real estate, water consumption. That is, until they're used in police chases
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Texas School district is reviewing more than 400 titles in its school libraries after a TX state lawmaker objected to them on the grounds that they could contain thoughts, ideas or even words
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Pele out of the ICU after surgery as he tries to kick colon cancer
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Not news: Six states account for more than half of the country's reported recent Covid hospitalizations. Key word: reported
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(CTV News)
 
 
 
Conservative politician calls on us to stop stigmatizing whiny, selfish, ignorant, stupid chickenshiat crybaby bastards who stupidly remain unvaccinated
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Tue December 07, 2021
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Woman gives birth in a Tesla while stuck in NYC traffic. Mother and child are in good condition, the Tesla's condition is presumed questionable
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Mon December 06, 2021
(Deadline)
 
 
 
Alec Baldwin has also killed his Twitter account
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Rodgers in ICU with COVID-19
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Spotify no longer has the horse in the hospital due to licensing dispute
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
About 5000 Santas dash through Liverpool. No word on where the 40-45,000 reindeer were kept
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(New Zealand Herald)
 
 
 
Those silly Kiwis are reporting that South African hospitals are filled with children exhibiting moderate to severe coronavirus symptoms. It's a good thing we know that Omicron is the mildest mild to ever mild or we would be mildly farked
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(New Zealand Herald)
 
 
 
Those silly Kiwis are reporting that South African hospitals are filled with children exhibiting moderate to severe coronavirus symptoms. It's a good thing we know that Omicron is the mildest mild to ever mild or we would be mildly farked
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Sun December 05, 2021
(AP News)
 
 
 
Add to the list of things that can kill you in Australia: snow
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Gilead recalls vials of its Remdesivir due to glass contamination. You know. Remdesivir. The covid drug given by intravenous (IV) infusion
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Sat December 04, 2021
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Ømicrøn karves its initials on over a dozen Norwegians and a møøse at office Christmas party. Fortunately they all have mild symptoms that do not require hospitalization, and are not pining for the fjords
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(AZ Family)
 
 
 
Wanna get away and don't want to wait? Hit the ground running at your destination with Southwest's new early deplaning option
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(Axios)
 
 
 
AI might be the death of subtitles. Which is great because Americans need another reason to not read
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Fri December 03, 2021
(CBC)
 
 
 
Dave no longer needs a kidney
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Omicron: "Suffer the little children"
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(AP News)
 
 
 
This probably isn't the most 'Murica story you'll read today but it's close
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Thu December 02, 2021
(WTAE)
 
 
 
Person in the hospital after vehicle hits pole in Pittsburgh. To be fair, you can't swing a stick in Pittsburgh without hitting a Pole
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(Spiegel)
 
 
 
"One Thing We Have Learned Is that COVID Is an Asshole"
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Carlos Santana cancels tour after undergoing heart procedure. "I'm going to be taking time off for a little bit to make sure that I replenish and rest"
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Waving frantically at a taxi may get you a lift when you're running late but that won't work with an airliner
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
Y'all want a "free" COVID-19 test? That'll be $4000, Cowboy
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
Y'all want a "free" COVID-19 test? That'll be $4000, Cowboy
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Wed December 01, 2021
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
New study of COVID survivors finds more than half of those who recovered from severe cases died within a year
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(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
Cops: there's video of you in the front of a mob that assaulted police officers, we have later video of you in the Capitol and you posted a pic on your insta captioned "just beret we stormed in" Defendant: I plead "Not guilty"
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(KCCI Des Moines)
 
 
 
Athlete recovering from blood clot "inspires team of doctors" after her family "kept their faith" through her ordeal
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
TFG tested positive for coronavirus and was symptomatic three days before a presidential debate with Joe Biden
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Tue November 30, 2021
(WSPA)
 
 
 
I laughed, my wife laughed, the toaster laughed. I shot the toaster, the toaster shot back
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Anti vaxxer dies. But on the plus side he died with a very clean butthole
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(MPR News)
 
 
 
Passengers arriving from Florida are requested to exit security and collect their baggage *before* starting a brawl and smashing each other with airport furniture
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Mon November 29, 2021
(The Irish Times)
 
 
 
Fisticuff fracas takes the fun out of funeral
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(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
TL/DR conservatives SCOTUS Justices want to take Federal Agencies right to try and address inequality with spending from them. Why should a hospital that serves one hundred poor people get more than a hospital that serves no poor?
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Sun November 28, 2021
(Global News (Canada))
 
 
 
McMaster researchers have found that so far, 14.4% of people who were hospitalized with Covid (and recovered) have developed diabetes afterward
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Unvaccinated ex-UFC star says he's still "not sold on the vax" from the ICU
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(Formula 1)
 
 
 
William's health takes a turn for the worse, hits the checkered flag
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Sat November 27, 2021
(MetroWest Daily News)
 
 
 
This big piggy went to the mall
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(Detroit Metro Times)
 
 
 
Michigan Republican who said concern about COVID-19 is a "hullabaloo" and compared fighting the pandemic to Nazism ... has been on a ventilator since the beginning of the month
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Fri November 26, 2021
(NBC News)
 
 
 
At least 19 pilgrims don't get to enjoy Thanksgiving leftovers
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Merck announces its anti-COVID pill molnupiravir is less worthy than originally reported, but hopes to acquire something equivalent from Beta Ray Bill in an alternate timeline
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(San Francisco Chronicle)
 
 
 
Iowa hospital says some kids were given the wrong covid vaccine dose. Soon they'll be 5G compliant AND grow as high as an elephant's eye
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Bryan Adams: "Here I am, just arrived in Milano, and I've tested positive for the second time in a month for Covid. So it's off to the hospital for me. Thanks for all your support"
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Thu November 25, 2021
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Military doctors flown in to stem tide of COVID in third-world hellhole: Michigan
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Wed November 24, 2021
(Click2Houston)
 
 
 
Pouring lighter fluid and lighting her favorite machine on fire? Oh you bet that's a shooting
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(Variety)
 
 
 
The dumbest thing on General Hospital since the Mikkos weather machine just outed himself
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Tue November 23, 2021
(KBZK Bozeman)
 
 
 
Montana lawmakers accused of intimidating hospital officials are pleased to report that they've investigated themselves and found no evidence of wrongdoing
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(Kent Online)
 
 
 
Quick Someone call an ambul... never mind
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(WRAL)
 
 
 
19-year-old North Carolina man arrested for exercising his right to bear spray a Capitol DC cop
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(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Central California hospitals are overflowing with covid patients. If only there had been months and months to get some widely distributed, free, safe, and effective way to prevent this
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Well, that's one way to draw attention away from the Coach K Farewell Tour
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Mon November 22, 2021
(AL.com)
 
 
 
Big, tough, strong former football player hesitated in getting vaccinated because he was "unsure of the vaccine." After being resuscitated, learning to stand, walk and use his right arm again, he hopes others listen to his story and get vaccinated
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
"Covid party? Sounds fun. What's the worst that could happen?"
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(Metro)
 
 
 
UK Prime Minister Boris Johnson caught on train not wearing a mask one day after he apologised for not covering his face during a hospital visit
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Sun November 21, 2021
(NYPost)
 
 
 
69 year old woman wakes up after 2 months in a coma, due to Covid. FARK...on the day the family was going to pull her life support
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Sat November 20, 2021
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Wait, people still use CB radios?
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Fri November 19, 2021
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Coach jerk move of the week: scratching a rookie minutes before puck drop after the rookie buys dozens of tickets for his friends and family to see his first NHL game in his hometown
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(WRAL)
 
 
 
You got your girlfriend's 13-year-old daughter pregnant. Do you A) break up with your girlfriend and ask her if you should marry her daughter, B) take her to an abortion clinic or C) try to run over her with your car
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Thu November 18, 2021
(WMUR New Hampshire)
 
 
 
But that hand was coming right at him
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(AOL)
 
 
 
Misuse of drugs in pandemic building resistant bacteria, health agency warns, raising the terrible specter of ivermectin-resistant horse worms
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Royal Family on high alert because Meghan Markle is about to give an interview (possible nsfw content on page)
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Wed November 17, 2021
(Blabbermouth)
 
 
 
Def Leppard's Rick Allen reveals he almost lost his other arm in his 1984 accident
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Lesbian woman rejected for hysterectomy because doctor says she might stop being a lesbian, or something
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(CBS Boston)
 
 
 
After almost 20 years of research, doctors are beginning human trials of a vaccine for Alzheimer's. You did remember to sign up, right?
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Tue November 16, 2021
(Stat News)
 
 
 
Humongous Catholic hospital chain or private equity firm? whynotboth.jpg
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(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
Day care shut down after child attempts to help with the chores
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Police identify Liverpool hospital bomber whose liver is quite literally a pool
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(NBC Miami)
 
 
 
Is the wife of a man who ignored medical experts and sued demanding she get ivermectin for Covid still alive? Neigh
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(NBC Miami)
 
 
 
Is the wife of a man who ignored medical experts and sued demanding she get ivermectin for Covid still alive? Neigh
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(Kent Online)
 
 
 
Uber Eats bins diabetic customer's order after having to wait 12 minutes to get into her apartment block. Uber claims they can't refund as had to wait more than 10 minutes. but how's about 10% off your next order?
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(Hawaii News Now)
 
 
 
That'll buff right out
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Mon November 15, 2021
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Houston doctor has her privileges suspended at the hospital where she works for "spreading dangerous misinformation about Covid". Governor Abbott expected to offer her the position of TX Surgeon General before the day is out
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(Boca News Now)
 
 
 
Man tries to ride bike under parking arm gate at resort, manages to get hit when it closes. Does he A: Ride away unscathed? B: Go to a hospital for treatment? or C: Sue the resort because 'No one had told him not to do it'?
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(WWL.com)
 
 
 
Oh, deer: Deer runs loose through Louisiana hospital (with picture of tackled deer)
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Aurora, Colorado probably doesn't even have a clock to reset
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Hospitals and nursing homes in Florida would be required to vaccinate their employees by federal rule yet prohibited from doing so by Florida. If only there was some legal precedent as to what happens when the federal government and state conflict
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(CTV News)
 
 
 
Ring ring ring ring ring ring ring Stabbyphone
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Sun November 14, 2021
(WFAA Fort Worth)
 
 
 
**DING** You are now free to go to jail after punching a Southwest Airlines operations agent in the face and sending her to the hospital
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Shave and a haircut, two dead
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Fri November 12, 2021
(WKRG Mobile)
 
 
 
"Everyone around me was dying," says 24-year-old who survived 10 weeks in the hospital with COVID
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(WTAE)
 
 
 
Vehicle crashes into cemetery in Pittsburgh. Hundreds dead at the scene
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(Metro)
 
 
 
UK Prime Minister Boris Johnson told to wear mask three times during hospital visit, is finally given one and still doesn't wear it
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Paid family leave is what's best for the country
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Thu November 11, 2021
(IndyStar)
 
 
 
Carson Wentz says he'll play vs. Jaguars if second child is being born, but if it's the third, he'll play vs. Madison Oberg
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Let's genetically sequence 2,000 families and see what happens. Better than you might expect, so we can assume there was no paternity testing
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(9News (Australia))
 
 
 
Canadian woman comes down with the world's first case of 'climate change'
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Why should anyone be surprised Gov. DeathSentence's handpicked Surgeon General Dr. Joseph Ladapo "mischaracterized" his job experience, pushed hydroxychloroquine to treat COVID?
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Wed November 10, 2021
(ESPN)
 
 
 
PSG's Aminata Diallo may have gone full Tonya Harding
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(The New Indian Express)
 
 
 
Plastic surgeon performs free surgeries to help kids smile. Bonus: Over 37 THOUSAND surgeries
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(CNN)
 
 
 
All wrong, all wrong, all wrong
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Tue November 09, 2021
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
The power of Christ compels you to not get vaccinated. The power of the Court compels your nursing school to figure out how you can do clinical rotations required to graduate, even though hospitals can and do require you to be vaccinated
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(Stat News)
 
 
 
I wonder if there is something that can cut your chances of being hospitalized by a factor of 12?
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Boris Johnson wanders about hospital maskless
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(Daily Inter Lake)
 
 
 
Man fired from steakhouse has beef with management, returns to shank coworkers, skirting security to filet several before cops chuck him in jail, strip-search and grill him at length. Well done
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(WHIO Dayton)
 
 
 
Drive 15 miles an hour and what do you get? Knocked off your stolen street sweeper by a police dog
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Mon November 08, 2021
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Starting December 8th if you're not vaccinated you have to pay for your medical bills...in Singapore
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(NBC Washington)
 
 
 
You get three guesses to figure out why North Dakota Republican lawmaker who's been organizing an anti-vax rally won't be attending his own rally
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(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
Foo Fighters become Ghost Fighters in new movie
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
First world angst?
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Sun November 07, 2021
(CNN)
 
 
 
Remember all the medical / media handwringing because people were too afraid to go to the hospital because of Covid? Seems they had 10,000 good reasons
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Remember all the medical / media handwringing because people were too afraid to go to the hospital because of Covid? Seems they had 10,000 good reasons
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Here's why attempt #2397 to make for profit healthcare work will finally work
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Here's why attempt #2397 to make for profit healthcare work will finally work
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Sat November 06, 2021
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Wisconsin healthcare provider no longer wants to team up with someone who could fumble such a simple thing as getting vaccinated
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Time to reset the clock. 8 dead, hundreds injured in Houston. Wait... What? No guns were involved?
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(AZ Family)
 
 
 
"I understand one stab, 2 or 3 or 5. But 40 times, that's like hate." Local man, who has either never been stabbed or who has been stabbed way too much, recalls his murdered neighbor for the news
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(CNN)
 
 
 
"What frustrates him the most, though, is that this was preventable." Gee.....it's a pity no one told him that. Oh wait.....WE DID
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(CNN)
 
 
 
"What frustrates him the most, though, is that this was preventable." Gee.....it's a pity no one told him that. Oh wait.....WE DID
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Fri November 05, 2021
(SlashFilm)
 
 
 
A hospital? What is it? Shuri, you can't be serious
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Pfizer hints at new drug that may end Covid deaths
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
'Trial of former hospital electrician is believed to be worst case of necrophilia in British legal history'... wait - there's a best case?
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(Phoenix New Times)
 
 
 
Step 1: call Mesa PD for help getting man to hospital for mental health crisis. Step 2: Mesa PD says "no". Steps 3-8: Beanbag gun, tear gas, stun grenade, beanbag again, K9 bite, and taser. Step 9: "Okay, *now* we'll take him to the hospital"
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Thu November 04, 2021
(Oregon Live)
 
 
 
Tough decision
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Rules for being taken seriously as a world leader: 1) if you MUST wear a baseball cap in public, don't wear it backwards 2) Don't brag about all the schools and hospitals you'll build with the sweet profits from investing your Treasury in Bitcoins
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Wed November 03, 2021
(WCAX Vermont)
 
 
 
Lotta vagaries leading to speculations here. We know someone broke in to a house. We know the homeowner is injured. And we know the bungling burglar botched the job. But he ain't talking
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(Euro Weekly News)
 
 
 
A 15yo dead and 8 other people found unconscious during visit to an unlicensed bar in Spain. Alcohol was involved but only indirectly
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Tue November 02, 2021
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
A three-year-old girl and her five-year-old brother have died after eating fruit from their grandmother's garden that they mistook for apples that actually turned out to be poisonous. Sadly this is not a Disney story that has a happy ending
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
There was a perfectly good crisis for the healthcare tech industry to exploit. So why isn't everyone making gobs of money?
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
To the left: "IS attack on Kabul hospital leaves 7 dead, 16 wounded - Taliban special forces deployed" To the right: Ideas of what Taliban special forces look like
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(KXXV Waco)
 
 
 
Man is accused of shooting his friend multiple times and then barricading himself inside an apartment complex. Fark: Because he was offended by what his friend was wearing to a wedding
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
♫ Be our guest, be our guest. Our command is your arrest. It's been clear we've had somebody here who failed a COVID test ♪
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(KRTV Great Falls)
 
 
 
Vehicle approaching baseball training business winds up juuuuust a bit inside
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Mon November 01, 2021
(WSBTV)
 
 
 
Man's birthday celebration is dead in the water
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(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
One dead, two wounded in Halloween party shooting, proving why 'sexy gunshot victim' is a terrible costume choice
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Texas GOP gubernatorial candidate, war criminal, and unvaccinated crazy person Alan West says nearly dying of Covid has made him "even more dedicated to fighting against vaccine mandates," Well, they do say Covid can cause brain damage
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Sat October 30, 2021
(CBS Boston)
 
 
 
Driving drunk, crashing your SUV, and leaving it blocking traffic lanes so a motorcyclist crashes into it and dies, is no way to go through life as a brand-new State Police Academy graduate
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(CTV News)
 
 
 
This little piggy went to market, This little piggy stayed home, This little piggy had roast beef, This little piggy had none. This little piggy went Wee, wee, wee, all the way into the biohazard bin
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Fri October 29, 2021
(The Hill)
 
 
 
CDC confirms vaccination yields better immunity than "natural" immunity
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Rich old lady told to relax, take it easy, maybe go on a two-week holiday to her vacation home
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(AL.com)
 
 
 
News: Alabama fertility clinic faces wrongful death suits after three people fell to the floor and slowly died. Fark: The three people were frozen embryos
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Thu October 28, 2021
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Jury awards $10 million to a former hospital marketing executive who said he was fired for being a white man. Well, it's about time someone started sticking up for those people
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Wed October 27, 2021
(Austin News KXAN)
 
 
 
Get off my lawn
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(Boston.com)
 
 
 
I'm not saying that the longtime head of spine surgery at Boston Medical Center may be secretly drinking in his car, but if it turns out there are a lot of hunchbacks in the area, I would avoid this doctor
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(Boston.com)
 
 
 
I'm not saying that the longtime head of spine surgery at Boston Medical Center may be secretly drinking in his car, but if it turns out there are a lot of hunchbacks in the area, I would avoid this doctor
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(NPR)
 
 
 
The latest technique hospitals have invented to pump up their billing? Declaring normal births "emergencies" and charging young families for the use of their "obstetrical emergency departments"
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(NPR)
 
 
 
The latest technique hospitals have invented to pump up their billing? Declaring normal births "emergencies" and charging young families for the use of their "obstetrical emergency departments"
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Tue October 26, 2021
(NPR)
 
 
 
Now that covid cases seem to be dropping some, maybe I should see the doctor about my bloody cough and chest pains
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(The Week)
 
 
 
The emoji had that look in her eyes again -- the one that meant the local hospital was gonna need to run a new blood donations drive soon
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(NPR)
 
 
 
After very careful consideration, 'Murica, I've come to the conclusion that your health care system sucks
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
"I never thought a car would drive into MY protest," says man who voted for the "Cars Driving into Protests Party"
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Mon October 25, 2021
(Medical Xpress)
 
 
 
About to have surgery? Check your coverage
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(Medical Xpress)
 
 
 
About to have surgery? Check your coverage
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Merck asks EU regulator to authorize their pill that treats covid since they missed out on all that sweet, sweet vaccination cash
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(WGNTV Chicago)
 
 
 
VA hospital celebrates 100th anniversary by promising to see a couple patients from their original waiting list
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Finding a skeleton in a house this time of year isn't unusual, but finding a real one, of a child, in house where three other kids were living with no adults in sight, well, that makes for a real life house of horrors
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Sun October 24, 2021
(Santa Fe New Mexican)
 
 
 
Gunman from Santa Fe rampage dies after O.D.'ing in jail. Twice. On fentanyl & crystal. Hidden in 2 different body cavities
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(Global News (Canada))
 
 
 
Sending in the military to fight Covid. Difficulty: not Texas, Alberta, or Florida
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(Everett Herald)
 
 
 
Welcome to the Anchor Pub, home of the artisanal hand-crafted roofie
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Fri October 22, 2021
(Daily Record (UK))
 
 
 
When this Scot needs another drink, he needs it now
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Yet another example of senseless grain elevator violence
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Thu October 21, 2021
(Independent)
 
 
 
That anti-vax couple who died leaving five kids behind are not really dead, according to anti-vaxxers who are a totally reliable source
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Out of the hospital and getting better, Bill Clinton says he's 'touched by the outpouring of support.' He also knows this would have been a lot more fun in the 90s
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(Fox 2 St. Louis)
 
 
 
Sometimes you get the bear, sometimes the bear decimates your bullpen
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(NPR)
 
 
 
You should basically treat any onions you have in the house right now as if they're live grenades
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Wed October 20, 2021
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Jaguars defensive end Dawuane Smoot makes two great catches: first, his falling wife, then, his newborn baby girl
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(WRAL)
 
 
 
Welcome to the NC State Fair... Now with more fried Twinkies, doughnut burgers, hit-and-runs
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Supply chain problems: plot twist
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
What did a big bacon sandwich teach me?
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(MLive.com)
 
 
 
Man gets pulled into woodchipper. Someone should write this into a movie
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(HelenaIR.com)
 
 
 
Montana's attorney general sent a member of the highway patrol to a hospital in the state capital because doctors there wouldn't give a patient horse dewormer
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(HelenaIR.com)
 
 
 
Montana's attorney general sent a member of the highway patrol to a hospital in the state capital because doctors there wouldn't give a patient horse dewormer
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(AP News)
 
 
 
SCOTUS to Maine's doctors and nurses: No vaccine exemption. Not yours
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Tue October 19, 2021
(AP News)
 
 
 
For sale: Pregnancy vaccines. Never used
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(Politico (Europe))
 
 
 
Doctors say Czech President Miloš Zeman is physically incapable of performing his official duties and unable to name a new prime minister, so his powers have been transferred to the sitting prime minister as part of a system of Czechs and balances
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Man arrested for doing 48mph...on a skateboard
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
"There was a time when being on "Survivor" meant being sent to a remote island to test physical and mental resilience. Nowadays, as one former contestant found out, walking to pilates class in Santa Monica is more treacherous"
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Another 118 people discover their employer takes the role of "healthcare worker" seriously
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Mon October 18, 2021
(Insider)
 
 
 
Australia is trying to vaccinate all of its koalas against chlamydia. Subby needs a drink
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(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Hey, at least he wore protection
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Why wont you call an insurrection an insurrection?
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(ABC 17 Columbia)
 
 
 
It's like the story of Lady Godiva, but with eighth grade football players and heroin
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Sun October 17, 2021
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
"His last words to her were, 'Mom, I love you, and I wish that I'd got the shot.'"
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Sat October 16, 2021
(KTLA Los Angeles)