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Sat July 11, 2020
(Texas Observer)
 
 
 
Abbott's dangerous early reopening of Texas was probably a gamble that covid wouldn't hit his base: rich white people in the 'burbs and rural voters. He rolled snake eyes
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(Texas Observer)
 
 
 
Abbott's dangerous early reopening of Texas was probably a gamble that covid wouldn't hit his base: rich white people in the 'burbs and rural voters. He rolled snake eyes
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(TMZ)
 
 
 
Completely not a publicity stunt presidential run by Kanye West doubles down on the (wink, wink, nudge, nudge) by naming a totes legit running mate ... who's nuttier than he is
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(NBC New York)
 
 
 
The US recorded a new record of more than 70,000 new cases of Coronavirus yesterday, up from 61,000 they day before. We're "flattening the curve" alright, just the wrong axis
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Fri July 10, 2020
(WABE Atlanta)
 
 
 
Georgia announces a successful reopening strategy
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(WABE Atlanta)
 
 
 
Georgia announces a successful reopening strategy
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(Zillow)
 
 
 
Like your ex, an adorable outside conceals the nightmarish horror within
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(WKRG Mobile)
 
 
 
Mississippi - one of the states with the fewest health care resources - announces that its five largest hospitals have run out of ICU beds
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(WKRG Mobile)
 
 
 
Mississippi - one of the states with the fewest health care resources - announces that its five largest hospitals have run out of ICU beds
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(Dallas News)
 
 
 
Uhhh, you could try shutting down everything or is does that make too much goddamn sense?
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Thu July 09, 2020
(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Last month, angry OC residents forced the resignation of their chief health officer, even threatening her with death for daring to require masks. It looks like as they sowed, so shall they be reaped
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(KVUE Austin)
 
 
 
Austin, TX may shut down for 35 days because hospitals are at 70%. Tag is for Abbott, who forced cities like Austin to open, and we're now seeing a climbing death toll
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Wed July 08, 2020
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Medicare for all would have been beneficial to fight Covid at the beginning of the outbreak
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(Times of Israel)
 
 
 
Izs jus a mild snsuvch weocje znxwcbhwoi lohc
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Sentient bowtie's meat puppet Tucker Carlson reveals the shocking truth: wearing masks to prevent infection "has no basis of any kind in science". Somebody tell the doctors, nurses, and hospitals, because they're wasting literally billions of dollars
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
If someone refuses to wear a mask, it may be due to COVID-19 infection in their brain
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(CTV News)
 
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That's not going to buff out. [Scroll down to see the video]
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Remember back when the US was short on protective gear for hospital workers? After a trip through the cave wormhole the US is once again short on protective gear for hospital workers
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Tue July 07, 2020
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
'You want remdesivir? The good stuff? I got remdesivir so true you'll think you hadn't died or gone to heaven, man. I can get you three vials - but they're gonna cost you and you gotta come now. I got people dying for this stuff'
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(CNN)
 
 
 
43 Florida hospital ICUs in 21 counties have hit capacity and show zero ICU beds available
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
This is one amazing handjob
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(Vox)
 
 
 
Experts explain what the hell is going on
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Russia cracks down on marmot hunting. I can't believe people put that stuff on toast
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Mon July 06, 2020
(WRAL)
 
 
 
Suddenly, shiatty commute
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
A trip to the hospital with snake-bitten tongue is no way to end your bachelor party
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Ding ding di ding ding, ding ding di din
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(Baltimore Sun)
 
 
 
If a tree falling in the forest doesn't make a sound then what sound does a tree make when it falls on a garage filled with 20 people?
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(Baltimore Sun)
 
 
 
If a tree falling in the forest doesn't make a sound then what sound does a tree make when it falls on a garage filled with 20 people?
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(Denver Channel)
 
 
 
Refusing to share a public power outlet? That's a stabbin'. Also, Denver apparently has public power outlets
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Sun July 05, 2020
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
You don't say
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Canadian Caryn is booted from a hospital for refusing to wear a mask
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Reset the clock
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Sat July 04, 2020
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
It's like New York all over again, but with better chili and horrible bagels
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(CNN)
 
 
 
News: Arizona Department of Health demands that 3 gyms comply with shutdown order and close within 26 minutes, or face legal action. Fark: "Liquor licenses at two gyms were suspended as a result of their continued operation over the last few days"
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(TapInto)
 
 
 
The Sky's the limit on Caturday
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Fri July 03, 2020
(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
The pandemic should change the way we talk about dying, from (⊙_⊙) to ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Hospitals in Texas and Arizona establish protocols for deciding which critically ill patients will get ventilators and other scarce resources, and which will get only palliative care before they die. To be run by a panel. Death panels, if you will
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Part of Massachusetts declares the more the merrier, polyamorous relationships to be recognized
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Thu July 02, 2020
(Politico)
 
 
 
HHS Secretary Alex Azar, as you would expect during a Pandemic, has been a very busy man lately, visiting hospitals, announcing awards, new initiatives, etc. Strangely however, he seems to only be going to major media markets in battleground states
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Then kick him out of the hospital and free up the bed space
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(The Conversation)
 
 
 
'Prehab' may be the ticket for your surgical rehab
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(Medical Xpress)
 
 
 
Hunger-blocking hormone found to reverse opioid overdoses in mice, giving overweight junkies everywhere hope for skinny jeans
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Wed July 01, 2020
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Man sick with COVID-19 stays up for 4 straight hours (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Obama's photographer sums it up well. "Robert Gibbs, Jay Carney and Josh Earnest never had to hold a press conference to announce that the President reads" You can pick who the tag is for
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(NPR)
 
 
 
That 75-year-old crisis actor who pretended to be knocked down by the Buffalo police and suffer a skull fracture as a result has just left the hospital, 1 month later. Man, that's a serious commitment to the role
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(France 24)
 
 
 
Romero University publishes study showing that the death rate in the US for 2020 has increased by a percentage equivalent to the number of people who have died from COVID-19
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Florida beaches, hospitals jam-packed with young partygoers
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Man hospitalized after overdosing on horse anesthetic stolen from vet. Doctors say the man is now in stable condition
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(Daytona Beach News-Journal)
 
 
 
When the Darwin Awards, "Play Stupid Games, Win Stupid Prizes" and Florida all cross the streams
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Tue June 30, 2020
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Stay classy, Aurora police officers
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Another side effect of COVID-19 appears: Dad bod
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(Atlanta Journal Constitution)
 
 
 
With farmers markets closed & ambulance rides so expensive, 70 yr old crashes into an ER
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(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Is it more impressive that the monkey survived or that someone taught a pig how to do transplants? (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Fox 5 San Diego)
 
 
 
Sick U.S. citizens living in Mexico keep showing up at the border and calling ambulances to take them to U.S. hospitals. If only there was a wall that could keep disease vectors out
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
"Congratulations, it's a happy, healthy, bouncing 50-pound cyst"
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"My sister became obsessed with diets, cleanses, and New Age nonsense; she wound up hospitalized and eschewed science. She died and left video messages for her daughter; they're rambling idiocy with some nice parts. Can I edit out the dumb stuff?"
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(WHDH Boston)
 
 
 
Man falls in 177 year old abyss under his house and down into a well, making 2020 when "The Ring" comes true
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Mon June 29, 2020
(MSN)
 
 
 
Nation's most populous county, L.A. County issues dire warning that things are deteriorating very rapidly after "alarming increases" in coronavirus cases. States that did not act so stupidly say: Good luck, we're all counting on you
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Nation's most populous county, L.A. County issues dire warning that things are deteriorating very rapidly after "alarming increases" in coronavirus cases. States that did not act so stupidly say: Good luck, we're all counting on you
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Sat June 27, 2020
(Reuters)
 
 
 
"We thought this was only a respiratory virus. Turns out, it goes after the pancreas. It goes after the heart. It goes after the liver, the brain, the kidney and other organs." No mention of going after Freedoms
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Covid-19 is a stress test for the USA's health care system, and it might just break
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(CTV News)
 
 
 
Get the mayo out, semi truck collision leaves highway covered in French fries
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Fri June 26, 2020
(CNN)
 
 
 
Rapper Huey killed in double shooting. Dewey, Louie vow to solve the mystery, or rewrite history
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Study shows COVID-19 might make you brain less good, but the purple of the study didn't monkey for pre-existing dishwasher
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(WCVB Boston)
 
 
 
Mother avoids the stress of worrying about her unborn baby during these trying times by just giving birth without knowing she was pregnant
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
A doctor has seen some shiat. This would be fine if the doctor had been a proctologist, but she's a physiotherapist
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Thu June 25, 2020
(ProPublica)
 
 
 
Among the never-ending parade of grifters attempting to profit off of COVID-19, here's the story of a silicon valley investor duo that re-packages and sells non-medical masks to Texas hospitals
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(Orange County Register)
 
 
 
Hundreds dead at scene of California shooting
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Texas governor ordered all licensed hospitals in the hard-hit Bexar, Dallas, Harris and Travis counties to postpone elective procedures but still thinks it's enough of a hoax to not fully stop reopening plans
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(The Conversation)
 
 
 
Winter is coming, parents
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(NBC New York)
 
 
 
As Covid-19 spikes in states that opened too early, New York's Covid-19 hospitalizations have fallen below 1,000 for the first time since mid-March. See what happens when you have an adult in charge
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
U.S. couple files lawsuit after barely surviving deadly New Zealand volcano eruption. Vulcan, god of fire, unavailable for service for illogical lawsuits
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(ABL13 Houston)
 
 
 
Houston is about to run out of ICU beds. Boy, sure glad those businesses opening too soon made a few bucks before killing everybody
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(ABL13 Houston)
 
 
 
Houston is about to run out of ICU beds. Boy, sure glad those businesses opening too soon made a few bucks before killing everybody
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(NYPost)
 
Weeners
 
On today's 2020 apocalypse bingo card - "blood-drinking penis leech" (warning: not safe for lunch)
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Wed June 24, 2020
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Trump slams Cuomo for Trump's approval to use the Javits Center and the USNS Comfort as coronavirus care facilities only. My neck hurts from that spinning
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Trump slams Cuomo for Trump's approval to use the Javits Center and the USNS Comfort as coronavirus care facilities only. My neck hurts from that spinning
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(News 13 Orlando)
 
 
 
Trump's White House wins ruling on health care, and surprisingly it's not a plan to grind up newborn babies to power Kellyanne Conway's soul for another week, it's actually . . . huh, it's actually a good thing? Is that possible?
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(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
Have an extra £3m between you and your posse? Rent the world's most expensive superyacht for a week to get blotto on. Comes with mini-submarine station, flyboards, hoverboards, sea scooters and heli-pad. Bonus hospital for after you wreck youself
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Rubio: You know, it might, sorta *sips water* be a good idea if *sips water* everyone wore *sips water* a mask
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
One more thing Covid-19 can do that most diseases cannot (maybe), and that's pass through the placenta from mother to newborn babies
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
The family of a Scottish woman who died after contracting an infection linked to pigeon droppings say they are worried the truth will never come out. YOU WANT THE POOP? YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE POOP
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
If he's this cool with a knife sticking out of his skull, imagine how much fun he is at parties (pic NSFLunch)
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
Yakima County, Washington is the latest to run out of hospital beds from treating COVID-19
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Tue June 23, 2020
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Old tech workplace: oh yeah, goin' to campus, gettin' free lunch, backrubs, pingpong, gummy bears. New tech workplace: oh yeah, going to the hospital, getting my temp checked, waiting for my sterile elevator, filling out my contact-tracing survey
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
"I just spoke with the president," Kayleigh McEnany said, "and he said we are not looking at lifting the national emergency declarations." Which means, of course, that Trump is absolutely cancelling the national emergency declarations
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(Dallas News)
 
 
 
Texas governor now between a rock and a hard place, threatens his fellow stupid Texans: Don't make me shut down this state again because of the coronavirus
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(ABC11 North Carolina)
 
 
 
"I like tried lifting my leg up out of the water and saw, 'Oh my god it's a five foot shark attached to my leg'. The pressure was so intense. I was trying to pry its mouth open"
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(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarizona where the plague comes scything down the aged
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Mon June 22, 2020
(Politico)
 
 
 
HHS hires McKinsey to audit the almost $200 billion in emergency relief funds given to hospitals in the pandemic relief bill. By a shocking coincidence many of those hospitals have highly lucrative contracts with...yep. Mckinsey
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Gilead to begin human trials for the inhaled version of remdesivir, Larry Kudlow on stand-by
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Gilead to begin human trials for the inhaled version of remdesivir, Larry Kudlow on stand-by
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(NPR)
 
 
 
If your state took 9 weeks to reach 50,000 COVID-19 cases, but four weeks and a day to reach 100,000 cases, you might be from Florida
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Durian, Durian, the gut-wrenching fruit, the more you eat it, the more it hospitalizes half a dozen people due to its overwhelming stench
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Crook woman stunned by unexpected arrival of baby, has her heart stolen
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Sun June 21, 2020
(TMZ)
 
 
 
DL Hugely struggles with standing up during his stand-up, gets diagnosed with Covid-19
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Sat June 20, 2020
(The Red and Black)
 
 
 
Well, that's one way to keep the numbers down
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(The Red and Black)
 
 
 
Well, that's one way to keep the numbers down
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(Local10 WPLG)
 
 
 
Fark it. It's a rental
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(Racer.com)
 
 
 
The most hardcore athlete any of us will ever read about is out of surgery and may yet survive. Scary tag was the only one to answer the call
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(Racer.com)
 
 
 
The most hardcore athlete any of us will ever read about is out of surgery and may yet survive. Scary tag was the only one to answer the call
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Fri June 19, 2020
(Vice)
 
 
 
Protip: If your family member is on a ventilator, don't unplug it in order to use the outlet for something else
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(Vice)
 
 
 
Protip: If your family member is on a ventilator, don't unplug it in order to use the outlet for something else
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Hot spot hospitals are beginning to 'roid up, backne be damned
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Thirty years ago, Romania kept babies in orphanages away from all human contact. How'd that work out for them?
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Thu June 18, 2020
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Prince Charles still tasteless
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Wed June 17, 2020
(Boston.com)
 
 
 
Attention civilians: Don't drive your moped through an active crime scene
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Texas coronavirus hospitalizations jump 11% in one day. Gov. Greg Abbott: "All is well, remain calm"
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
"ICUs are full, patients are dying." Is the article referring to A) Alabama, B)... you know what? It's Alabama
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
"The front lines of the Covid-19 fight have shifted from I.C.U.s to wards where the sickest patients relearn how to walk and eat without choking." And then when they get home they have the hospital bill(s) waiting for them
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Tue June 16, 2020
(CNBC)
 
 
 
The economy is still tanking, people are still out of work, and restaurants are shutting down again due to coronavirus spikes. So what sound words of wisdom does Jim Cramer have for you struggling to get through this?
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(Texas Tribune)
 
 
 
Governor Abbott recommends that people follow CDC guidelines, but won't allow cities or counties to require masks. It's going well. Texas is setting records
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(White House)
 
 
 
Mike Pence: Pay no attention to rising case counts and hospitalizations
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Steroids found to improve survival rates, homerun totals, in sickest COVID patients
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
The steroid dexamethasone WILL JUMP IN THAT VIRUS' BACK POCKET AND DELIVER A RELENTLESS BEATDOWN LIKE THE WORLD HAS NEVER SEEN - OOH YEAH. It also may reduce deaths in patients with severe cases
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
British researchers announce cheap, widely available drug is effective at treating COVID-19. American doctors shake their heads sadly, if only the drug had been expensive and under patent, they could have saved lives
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
British researchers announce cheap, widely available drug is effective at treating COVID-19. American doctors shake their heads sadly, if only the drug had been expensive and under patent, they could have saved lives
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Mom wanted to be a doctor, but her plans were derailed by a pregnancy so she took time away and then became an RN. Recently mom and that baby graduated together from medical school. Well, the baby is an adult obviously, not Doogie Howser
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Most 'rona tests cost around $100. Why did one cost $2,315? "It's not unheard-of that one hospital can charge 100 times the price of another for the same thing"
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(WGNTV Chicago)
 
 
 
62-year old veteran reported missing lass month from a Massachusetts VA hospital has been found, or what's left of him anyway, because someone at the hospital apparently decided to "get their steps in" and take the stairs instead of the elevator
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(Pro Football Talk)
 
 
 
Plan is to test NFL players for COVID-19 about three times a week, test kneeling players for drugs about the same
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Mon June 15, 2020
(CNN)
 
 
 
CDC releases new detailed demographics of Covid-19. Some highlights: 14% of known cases needed hospitalization and 5% died. Infection rates were about the same for men and women but men were more likely to be hospitalized
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Covid-19 has not overwhelmed our hospitals. What have we learned?
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(ProPublica)
 
 
 
Having a baby in Albuquerque, look Native American, and your ZIP code is on the "Pueblos List"? Then you get designated a "person under investigation" and your infant gets separated from you at birth
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(Forbes)
 
 
 
Some mildly symptomatic COVID infections lead to significant long term problems, according to Dutch study fresh from the oven
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Sun June 14, 2020
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Iowa's Jack Koerner, won't need the coroner, hitting a boat in a lake. But the Sea-Doo he rode, though it didn't explode, left nothing but junk in its wake
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Everything is bigger in Texas. Including the number of people hospitalized for Covid-19
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Sat June 13, 2020
(newsdio.com)
 
 
 
More great news from the most efficent health care system in the world: Seattle man gets $1.1 million bill, heart palpitations
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(KJZZ Tempe)
 
 
 
♪ You and me, and COVID-19, must live together in perfect harmony. ♪
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(Bored Panda)
 
 
 
Gentle Carousel Miniature Horse Therapy doubts racists' commitment to Sparkle Plenty, donkey-kicks them off their site
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Fri June 12, 2020
(Politico)
 
 
 
After Trump touted it as a Covid-19 cure-all. The state of Florida quickly moved to secure 1 million doses of hydroxychloroquine. After distributing it to every Florida hospital that asked for it, they have...*checks math* 983,900 doses left
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(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
Dear Abby: Nobody is wearing masks or social distancing, including me. Why are people angry at me for pointing this out?
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(Fox 31 Denver)
 
 
 
Woman killed, boyfriend wounded after alleged dispute over dog pooping. Dog that hates the person you're dating seen taking notes
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(Tucson.com)
 
 
 
Is that a Bighorn in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?
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(The Sun (Ireland))
 
 
 
Totally calm man takes a meat cleaver to the head, casually strolls into a hospital to see if staff can doing anything about his minor headache (graphic)
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Kareem Abdul-Jabbar's son arrested for allegedly stabbing neighbor. No word if it was Bill Walton's son
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(CNN)
 
 
 
The 'invisible workers' who saved the despairing
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Thu June 11, 2020
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Dow plunges more than 1,800 points as Wall Street realizes that the US has a spiking number of COVID-19 cases and diminishing hospital capacity ... again
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(Fox 5 New York)
 
 
 
"Don't tase me 'bro." Bronx edition
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(Medical Xpress)
 
 
 
Lung transplants are the newest side effect of the 'rona
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(The Newspaper)
 
 
 
Driver gets UFIA after failure to signal turn
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(The Philadelphia Inquirer)
 
 
 
Hospital tries new plan to drum up business by dropping window from 20th floor
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Wed June 10, 2020
(Forbes)
 
 
 
Thanks to Republican malgovernment, Arizona hospitals are now overwhelmed by Covid patients. Sick tag is in the ICU
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(1011 Now Lincoln)
 
Weeners
 
Walking around naked in Sam's and Walmart is no way to go through life son
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(New York Magazine)
 
 
 
Marky got with Sharon, And Sharon got Cherese, She was sharing Sharon's outlook on coronavirus disease. Mikey held a protest because Bobby was a racist. They were all in love with dyin' 'cause they opened back up Texas
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Tue June 09, 2020
(Reuters)
 
 
 
In addition to healthy staff, PPE, humanity, etc., hospitals are now running out of *spins wheel* painkillers. OH, COME ON
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(PennLive)
 
 
 
It's like Romeo and Juliet if Romeo and Juliet were fighting and Romeo killed Juilet's dad, so basically it's nothing like Romeo and Juliet and Subby shouldn't have brought it up
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
In much the same way that a full house beats a flush, Florida Cop beats a Florida Man
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(ABC 15)
 
 
 
And let's see how Arizona's freedom is going... hoo boy
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(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Man takes a crossbow arrow to the chest, casually walks into hospital knowing that if it was to the knee it would have been more difficult to casually walk (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Man takes a crossbow arrow to the chest, casually walks into hospital knowing that if it was to the knee it would have been more difficult to casually walk (possible nsfw content on page)
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Mon June 08, 2020
(Japan Today)
 
 
 
Man SUCCEEDED in killing colleague with a forklift. The dark side of Rocky has become apparent
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(CNN)
 
 
 
For the last time, guys: Pee-pees are EXIT ONLY
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(CNN)
 
 
 
For the last time, guys: Pee-pees are EXIT ONLY
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(9News (Australia))
 
 
 
The US government's supply of remdesivir, the only proven COVID-19 drug that works, runs out at the end of the month. Worry not though, surely we know the Trump Administration has a well thought out system to fix this
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(EurekAlert)
 
 
 
A new study found covid DNA left on a hospital bed rail spread across a ward within 10 hours and persisted for at least five days. Wash your hands
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Fri June 05, 2020
(Military Times)
 
 
 
Maybe don't use a church as a prop?
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
"Where are all the good cops?" Well Timmy, you should read about Adrian Schoolcraft, a good cop who reported corruption in the NYPD and was rewarded with harassment and abuse from the brass and coworkers before being illegally institutionalized
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(Medical Xpress)
 
 
 
A Yale nurse offers up advice on how to be a patient with COVID-19, will soon be crimson-splained by a Harvard one
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(Medical Xpress)
 
 
 
Drinking alone at home in your underpants proven most effective way to stop Corona virus from spreading as Finland reports zero new cases and virus reproduction rate of 0.8
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Thu June 04, 2020
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
He pulls a knife, you pull a gun. That's the Chicago way. But... but... this is Brooklyn
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(The Conversation)
 
 
 
New fungus found in hospitals is linked to lung disease
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(San Marcos Daily Record)
 
 
 
Austin Police get splashed with a few drops of water, fire into crowd, miss their target, and manage to hit innocent black protester in the head, sending him to the hospital in critical condition with brain damage, then lie about being attacked. There's video
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Wed June 03, 2020
(NPR)
 
 
 
Introducing MAGA brand sugar pills: they work just as well as hydroxychloroquine but with fewer side effects
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
High profile papers on treating COVID-19 with hydroxychloroquine and ACE inhibitors are based on secret data that experts say can't be real
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Tue June 02, 2020
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Sky Brown earth bound
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Crowds at the UK's famous beach, the Jurassic Coast, 'showed shocking disregard for area.' Where do they think they are, America?
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(CNN)
 
 
 
♫ There is no life I know to compare with COVID intubation ♫ Living with the disease can make your brain stroke and seize ♫ In this ICU paradise, family isn't as you knew it ♫ Pick a face and stare right through it ♫ Here's some HQC go on and chew it
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(CNN)
 
 
 
♫ There is no life I know to compare with COVID intubation ♫ Living with the disease can make your brain stroke and seize ♫ In this ICU paradise, family isn't as you knew it ♫ Pick a face and stare right through it ♫ Here's some HQC go on and chew it
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"I wanted a grandchild for years. My son and his wife had one in April; we couldn't visit the hospital due to Covid. They won't let us visit because my husband golfs, I got haircut and we visit friends. How can I make them see they're being selfish?"
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Mon June 01, 2020
(Radio Free Europe)
 
 
 
Even Russian police colonels aren't immune from shoddy window installations. Bonus: He found a shoddy window while suffering from COVID-19
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
I used to be a protestor until I took a tear gas canister to the eye, but that's "small collateral for the battle we're fighting"
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Please, don't feed homeless people pepper spray
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Sun May 31, 2020
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
It took 70 days, but an autistic UK nine year old boy with cerebral palsy who cannot stand or walk unaided just finished a full marathon. He raised over £46,000 for his school and a children's hospital. Fark needs a "BAMFer" tag
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Thu May 28, 2020
(The Shovel (Australia))
 
 
 
Mark Zuckerberg--dead at 36--says social media sites should not fact check posts
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Mexico's hospitals are killing as many people as the Coronavirus
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(Minn Post)
 
 
 
Shelter in place has dropped hospitalizations by a factor of 2-3, says study soon to be ignored by your wingnut uncle
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(Denver Channel)
 
 
 
Ten days in the hospital for COVID-19 treatment? That'll be $140,000, even with health insurance
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(Denver Channel)
 
 
 
Ten days in the hospital for COVID-19 treatment? That'll be $140,000, even with health insurance
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(Axios)
 
 
 
Coronavirus has all but conquered the south
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Woman discovers what she'd assumed was a kidney stone was something far more precious two hours later in the delivery room
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Got an extra $7.3mil lying around? This Swedish "wellness village" could make you happy. BYO suck pumps and massagers
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Wed May 27, 2020
(Medpage Today)
 
 
 
Clearing up the confusion nicely, we learn that the authors of last week's definitive Lancet study appear to have used creative math in their calculations
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(Medpage Today)
 
 
 
Clearing up the confusion nicely, we learn that the authors of last week's definitive Lancet study appear to have used creative math in their calculations
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Walkers found after 19 days in NZ wilderness. Michonne Hawthorne seen putting an edge on her katana
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
To shine a light on struggling restaurants, hospitality businesses and nonprofits amid the coronavirus pandemic, Times Square billboards to go
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Tue May 26, 2020
(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
Hospitals overwhelmed as coronavirus cases explode in India, showing the dangers of treating Covid-19 patients with dynamite
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Trump killed 2017 OSHA airborne disease response plan. "If that rule had gone into effect, then every hospital, every nursing home would...have a plan where they made sure they had enough respirators and they were prepared for this sort of pandemic"
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Pointing your gun at your own crotch with the safety off "to own the libs who want gun control" is no way to go through life, son. But it's becoming popular on Twitter. Inevitable hospitalization/death stories in 3... 2... 1
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Andrea Bocelli never saw Covid-19 coming for him, but he kicked its ass anyway
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(Ladders)
 
 
 
New study finds that if you start to experience the loss of smell it could indicate that you will be getting a more mild case of coronavirus. Hitler's dog relieved
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(Ladders)
 
 
 
New study finds that if you start to experience the loss of smell it could indicate that you will be getting a more mild case of coronavirus. Hitler's dog relieved
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Patrick Ewing out of hospital after testing positive for Covid-19
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(AZ Family)
 
 
 
Who do you cheer for when a drunk driver hits a man accused of running from the scene of an assault?
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Mon May 25, 2020
(CBC)
 
 
 
Canadian man decided $34 a month was too much to pay for universal health care, but now believes his having to pay for cancer treatment proves the system is broken
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(Daily Gazette (Schenectady))
 
 
 
Man taken to hospital after chase treated for injuries suffered: a) During crash where he flipped a minivan; b) During his interaction with police as they caught up to him or c) While fleeing the crash as he ran right into a barbed wire fence
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(Independent)
 
 
 
Hospital angrily denies presence of snake in operating theatre, insists there was only a monkey
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Things you can catch at a party: 1) COVID-19; 2) lead poisoning
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
The largest hospital systems got $5 billion in coronavirus emergency funds, despite sitting on $100B in cash. Fark: some are big enough to have their own investment portfolios that earn more than patient care
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(Manchester Evening News)
 
 
 
Sheer Heart Attack
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Sun May 24, 2020
(CNN)
 
 
 
Allen West injured in motorcycle accident, batcycle taken in for repairs
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(MLive.com)
 
 
 
Things you can get at drive-throughs: lattes, hamburgers, fries, chemo, chicken sandwi- wait, what?
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Sat May 23, 2020
(Bored Panda)
 
 
 
Doctors actually admit there are several COVID-19 conspiracies that are 100% true and YES, Bill Gates is in on it
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
New Brooklyn coronavirus hospital closes... without EVER opening. $21 million well spent
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(Montgomery Advertiser)
 
 
 
Montgomery, AL Mayor: ICU beds at 97% capacity. AL Governor: Loosen those distancing restrictions. Apparently Alabama's plan is to just close their eyes and only the hospitals and funeral homes are gonna know how bad this is
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Fri May 22, 2020
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Marianne Faithfull has lived through coronavirus. She thanked the medical help she's received. She used perfectly good English
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Marianne Faithfull has lived through coronavirus. She thanked the medical help she's received. She used perfectly good English
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
"Have YOU donated 110,000 masks to rural Texas hospitals? Be a lot cooler if you did"
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Alabama has been holding graduation ceremonies packed to capacity with the end result being packed hospitals
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(Military.com)
 
 
 
The best way to beat Covid-19 is to steal a helicopter and shoot up the hospital until they release all the patients they're quarantining
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Thu May 21, 2020
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
In rare GOOD Covid news, the CDC has a very effective treatment for the version killing kids (MIS-C). Of a test group of 33, the mortality rate was 0 percent, and 82 percent had been discharged from the hospital
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(KING 5 News)
 
 
 
Turns out that silly, little radiation scare outside a Seattle hospital could have been worse
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(Medical Xpress)
 
 
 
A Japanese infant gets the first-ever liver stem cell transplant as the Fark clone army grows ever closer to reality
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(WFLA Tampa Bay)
 
 
 
First you get attacked by dogs and flatline twice during surgeries, then you get COVID at the rehab facility
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(AOL)
 
 
 
Man 'feeling fine' after having rod in him. Rod last seen smoking a cigarette
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Copperhead viper not a fan of teenager's dancing routine
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Wed May 20, 2020
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Oh, you mean THAT sort of pot plant
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Responsible gun owner uses his 2nd Amendment right to protect his 1st Amendment right to not wear a mask
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(Bipartisan Report)
 
 
 
Trump says, all those hydroxychoroquine studies that say the drug doesn't work on COVID-19 are obviously done by anti-Trumpers. People who have degrees are all anti-Trumpers. That's why I never hire people with brains
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Tue May 19, 2020
(Hudson Valley Post)
 
 
 
Drunk man claims to be shot in buttocks, but crack detectives find otherwise
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Mon May 18, 2020
(AOL)
 
 
 
Man angry about virus closure attacks couple. To be fair, a good sense of closure is hard to come by these days
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Covid-19 crisis forcing hospitals to brink of bankruptcy after their private-insurance income has been halted. Hmmmm, private-insurance ...is there a lesson learned here?
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Sun May 17, 2020
(CBS News)
 
 
 
I suppose that's ONE new way you can use a mask
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
Why is a rural West Virginia hospital closing in the midst of a pandemic? Because once a vampire has drained it's host, it discards the now useless husk, and finds new victims
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
Why is a rural West Virginia hospital closing in the midst of a pandemic? Because once a vampire has drained it's host, it discards the now useless husk, and finds new victims
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Sat May 16, 2020
(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
230 firefighters on scene, 10 firefighters injured, multiple buildings on fire after explosion in downtown L.A
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(Science Magazine)
 
 
 
Saber-toothed anchovies romained the oceans 45 million years ago, preferred to be called Caesar
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Fri May 15, 2020
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Brazillians of coronavirus patients are now waiting hours in ambulances for hospital beds
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(WGNTV Chicago)
 
 
 
Wisconsin nurse goes full Wisconsin with news crew at bar after virus restrictions tossed out
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Thu May 14, 2020
(News 12 Westchester)
 
 
 
Stony Brook University Hospital workers hold virtual happy hour via Zoom. Gets crashed by Alex Rodriguez. No word if J-Lo walked out of bathroom during call
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Kidney injury found in 1/3 of hospitalized virus patients. It's getting to the point where it's easier and faster to say what it doesn't affect. Apropos of nothing, how are your earlobes doing?
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Kidney injury found in 1/3 of hospitalized virus patients. It's getting to the point where it's easier and faster to say what it doesn't affect. Apropos of nothing, how are your earlobes doing?
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Wed May 13, 2020
(CBS News)
 
 
 
Russia bans ventilators from being used because they tend to start fires. First, though, they need to send some to the US
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(Austin News KXAN)
 
 
 
Texas decided to open businesses earlier than recommended. Let's see how that's turning out
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(Inside the Magic)
 
 
 
Muppet Guys Talking reunites for a free livestream event supporting the fine healthcare workers at Veterinarian's Hospital
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(NBC Bay Area)
 
 
 
One positive about the lockdown is that there are fewer cars on the road to get in the way when gunfire erupts
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(Southgate News-Herald)
 
 
 
Your passenger is dying and you don't know where to turn? I'm Thinking ARBY"S
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(MLive.com)
 
 
 
Seven indicators that Michigan's Governor Gretchen Whitmer is doing it right
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Tue May 12, 2020
(SoraNews24)
 
 
 
Poor social crotch distancing, closed schools raise teen pregnancy risks in Japan, hospital says
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(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
Woman who lost her legs in an NYC subway accident brings home a case of Covid-19 with her prosthetics. Worse vacation ever
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(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
Woman who lost her legs in an NYC subway accident brings home a case of Covid-19 with her prosthetics. Worse vacation ever
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(TwinCities.com)
 
 
 
Hospitals: The flyovers were a nice tribute, but we could really use more masks and equipment. Govt: More flyovers, gotcha
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(The Indy Channel)
 
 
 
Woman spends two nights in hospital with pneumonia in early March but tested negative for Covid19. Got better and went about her business. Then she recently got an antibody test. Whoops
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Stay at home. It will help prevent you dying from the Coronavirus or when your drunk friend crashes the McLaren he was driving
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(Center for Public Integrity)
 
 
 
Georgia's getting its death wish
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(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
Vladimir Putin's spokesman hospitalized with Covid-19, showing the dangers inherent in the task of putting playing cards in the spokes of Putin's bicycle
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(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Mid-June now the "peak" of Coronavirus in Illinois since Chicagoans can't stay the hell home
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Meanwhile in Russia: Overloaded ventilator bursts into flames and kills five coronavirus patients
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Mon May 11, 2020
(KIRO-7 Seattle)
 
 
 
Granite Falls man killed in head-on crash. See, that's the danger of applying granite directly to the forehead
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(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
Russia bypasses Italy and UK in Covid cases with record increase. With catch up with US totals from today in only (tap tap carry the 2) 35 days. But they won't catch up standing still
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Well, delirium has set in now
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Looks like we still get to reset clocks during shutdown after all
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Sun May 10, 2020
(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Brazil could be the next epicenter of the coronavirus pandemic. Brazilians could die from the virus
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Sat May 09, 2020
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Colombia has started using cardboard hospital beds that conveniently convert into coffins when you die from the virus
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(LiveLeak)
 
 
 
The one instance where vertical video is acceptable
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
"Tell me how to grieve when we're not permitted to have a funeral"
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Hospital executives: "Hey front line caregivers, thanks for risking your lives by working during a pandemic but profits are down so we're going to be laying people off. Happy nurses week"
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Hospital executives: "Hey front line caregivers, thanks for risking your lives by working during a pandemic but profits are down so we're going to be laying people off. Happy nurses week"
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Fri May 08, 2020
(AP News)
 
 
 
Following its spectacular performance managing ventilators and virus testing, the White House announces it will decide where Remdesivir will be distributed to avoid chaos
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(Daily Star)
 
 
 
What's the coronavirus pandemic coming to if an ambulance service staff can't have a little TikTok 'coffin dance' with a CPR dummy while dealing with all the death around them? (possible nsfw content on page)
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Doctors in Paris identify first French man who surrendered to Covid-19
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Nothing says this administration more then Mike Pence asking "'Can I carry the empty one just for the camera?' I guess it was filled with thoughts and prayers
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Of all the types of work you would think would not layoff workers in a pandemic it would be healthcare workers. But doctors, nurses, and support staff are being laid off by the thousands
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Of all the types of work you would think would not layoff workers in a pandemic it would be healthcare workers. But doctors, nurses, and support staff are being laid off by the thousands
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Apparently the Sundance Film Festival in January was the "first petri dish" of coronavirus in the US
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(Variety)
 
 
 
Queen's Brian May involved in bizarre gardening accident
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Woman goes $600K in debt to buy wholesale masks, gloves, hand sanitizer and face shields to give out for free to hospital workers. Probably not the smartest thing to do but it's the thought that counts
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Thu May 07, 2020
(SILive)
 
 
 
Nurses are underpaid and it wasn't like her 70 year old dying coronavirus patient needed his credit card anymore anyway
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(SILive)
 
 
 
Nurses are underpaid and it wasn't like her 70 year old dying coronavirus patient needed his credit card anymore anyway
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Your mom probably has coronavirus
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Leader of the free world does re-opening the right way
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(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
Detroit's 1000-bed field hospital, which never had more than 20 patients at a time, closing
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(The Philadelphia Inquirer)
 
 
 
Does a pandemic cause PTSD in frontline health care workers? Inquiring minds want to know
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
In addition to risking their lives, stress, exhaustion, depression and PTSD, doctors and hospital workers are really not enjoying seeing the Covid Truthers and the derp of social media's infromed
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
So it turns out The Big Apple was more like a Johnny Viruseed
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Wed May 06, 2020
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Project Veritas has PROOF CBS used FAKE footage in their Covid-19 video, study it out people
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
We're losing our local colorful characters, village idiots, and resident weirdos to coronavirus
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(ABC7 San Francisco)
 
 
 
It's acceptable to shotgun your drink on Cinco de Mayo, but remember than actual shotguns should be left at home
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(ProPublica)
 
 
 
Not content with cupping your balls and stealing your luggage, TSA withheld unneeded stockpile of 1.3 million N95 masks from hospitals and first responders. Fark needs a Pure Evil tag
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Tue May 05, 2020
(NPR)
 
 
 
Notorious RBG back in hospital with infection
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Farker Znuh (me) survived COVID-19, was hospitalized, and documented the whole thing. Full summary of what it was like, and tips that hopefully might help you get through it
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(MSN)
 
 
 
"Make Way For Ducklings": Houston Reboot
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(PennLive)
 
 
 
Yet another argument against homebrewing
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(Fox 43 Pennsylvania)
 
 
 
John Cena does something good during the COVID-19 pandemic by making a surprise visit to a 7-year old boy battling cancer. FARK cancer
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Mon May 04, 2020
(Patheos)
 
 
 
Ohio Rep.Nino Vitale: To command us to wear a mask is an assault on our religions freedoms, since our faces were created in the image of God
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Most health insurers aren't charging patients for coronavirus treatment. OF COURSE there's a catch
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Most health insurers aren't charging patients for coronavirus treatment. OF COURSE there's a catch
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Test confirms France had its first Coronavirus case in December (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Pink News UK)
 
 
 
Franklin Graham told to pack up his tents and GTFO of NYC after repeatedly breaking his promise that his Central Park hospital would not discriminate against LGBTQ people or evangelize
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Sun May 03, 2020
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
A heartbreaking Q&A of staggering genius about the pandemic
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
A third Russian doctor who tried to sound the alarm about coronavirus preparedness has now mysteriously fallen out a window. What a weird coincidence
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(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Worried but smart momma cat drops off her sick kitten for treatment at the feet of medics in human hospital emergency room (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Worried but smart momma cat drops off her sick kitten for treatment at the feet of medics in human hospital emergency room (possible nsfw content on page)
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Sat May 02, 2020
(Fox11 Los Angeles)
 
 
 
There are essential services and then there are ESSENTIAL services
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Fri May 01, 2020
(Phoenix New Times)
 
 
 
Coronavirus lockdown gives cannabis delivery company a surge; many pot-time workers getting hired
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
You get a cap, and you get a cap, and you get a cap, everybody gets a cap
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(Fox 5 New York)
 
 
 
"I died from coronavirus...but I got better"
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(PetsLady)
 
 
 
♪♫ Leopard in the bathroom please talk free, the door is locked just you and me ♫♪
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Thu April 30, 2020
(NBC New York)
 
 
 
The USNS Comfort is now leaving New York harbor today for its home port in Virginia. Goodbye trying to help hospital ship
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(NBC New York)
 
 
 
The USNS Comfort is now leaving New York harbor today for its home port in Virginia. Goodbye trying to help hospital ship
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(Medical Xpress)
 
 
 
The Dutch are gambling on an 'intelligent lockdown' to beat the virus because, well, intelligence. Meanwhile US cities are reinfecting because 'freedumb'
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
How 'the lasagna guys' collected $1.26 million in donations to feed NYC's hospital workers. It's a layered, but quite satisfying tale
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(Cleveland Plain Dealer)
 
 
 
If only one of you has a gun, try not to drop it after your first shot
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(NBC San Diego)
 
 
 
Did California open its beaches too early? Let's ask this shark
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Wed April 29, 2020
(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
Private First Class Neiro of the First Imaginary Army of Florida Men taken down by K9 after refusing to step away from his dropped firearm. No word on whether he could distinguish between his rifle and his gun
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Clear evidence remdesivir works
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(WPRI Rhode Island)
 
 
 
Rhode Island finally discovers that when a hospital lists a patient as 'discharged' it can mean 'discharged' to the hospital morgue
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Rhode Island finally discovers that when a hospital lists a patient as 'discharged' it can mean 'discharged' to the hospital morgue
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
NYC officials are hoping against hope that the beaches can be opened this summer for Whitefish season
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Airborne coronavirus detected in Wuhan hospitals
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Tue April 28, 2020
(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Most US hospitals are empty due to restrictions on unnecessary procedures, say they may have to close since they lack patients to overbill
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(Independent)
 
 
 
Nurse creates see-through face masks so that deaf father would be able to read lips during birth of his daughter
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Lockdowns didn't actually flatten the curve and Covid-19 isn't really that big of a deal, claims Dr Tucker Carlson
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(Consequence of Sound)
 
 
 
Hold this FDNY members' fire hose as he shreds the Hendrix version of "The National Anthem" on his guitar outside the NewYork-Presbyterian Hospital in a salute to healthcare workers
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(CNN)
 
 
 
CDC: "relatively few children with COVID-19 are hospitalized" Parents: "So they are safe?" COVID: "Not so fast"
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(Jezebel)
 
 
 
Plastic surgeons on what's happening to celebrities' faces during the pandemic shutdown. Creepy tag locked itself in the bathroom after critical implant slip
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Mon April 27, 2020
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Diamond and Silk demoted to Cubic Zirconia and Polyester after tossing out some of the wilder conspiracy theories like Bill Gates' "Plandemic", 5G controlled hospital buffing, and the idea that everyone should go out and get infected
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
"He said that the last time they spoke, she told him how excruciating it was to have to continually watch contagion patients die, including some even before they could be taken from the ambulance"
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
"He said that the last time they spoke, she told him how excruciating it was to have to continually watch contagion patients die, including some even before they could be taken from the ambulance"
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Tesco line jumper brought down by police
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(Daily Dot)
 
 
 
Woman shares the secret of lowering your hospital bill by having the receipts. You won't believe what comes next
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(WCAX Vermont)
 
 
 
"Officers say they found Steven Martin ... seriously wounded when they arrived at the home. He was taken to the hospital where he later died" Well. Excuuuuuuse me
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Republicans need to tell Trump to focus on the sick and dying people, not his sick and dying approval rating, says some guy who has apparently not been paying attention for the last 40 months even though that is his one job
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(Metro)
 
 
 
For everyone who was wondering, Cardi B wants you to know that she's crying out in agony as she got a bikini wax during the virus lockdown
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
President Pusherman
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(Sun Journal (Maine))
 
 
 
Fox soup: Steps 1 to 8 -- catch fox.. Step 9 -- Put in pot.. Step 10 -- Get treated for rabies
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Successful shooting won't spare you from being cut by Tulane Basketball team
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Sun April 26, 2020
(AP News)
 
 
 
There he goes aaaaand he's safe. Vin Scully is safe at home
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(WJAC TV Johnstown)
 
 
 
Hasbro factory making 50,000 face shields per week for hospitals in Massachusetts and Rhode Island. While they won't have a Monopoly on manufacturing, they hope to help reduce the Risk
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Sat April 25, 2020
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Fast & Furious 33 UK Split: I say,