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Wed August 10, 2022
(Cracked)
 
 
 
Best good doggos and kitties in comics. List fails without Flerkins. List to the left, rational and polite (obviously) debate to the right
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Tue August 02, 2022
(El Pais)
 
 
 
Horse-like typing detected
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Wed July 27, 2022
(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
Seen that meme floating around about how electric vehicles cost more per mile than an F150 towing a horse trailer? Here's an explanation of why it's bullshiat, complete with math, for your coal rolling uncle to ignore
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Tue July 26, 2022
(Atlas Obscura)
 
 
 
Even the food British horses ate was flat, coarse and brown
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(Atlas Obscura)
 
 
 
Even the food British horses ate was flat, coarse and brown
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Mon July 25, 2022
(The Register)
 
 
 
It appears that there is only one SQL Server cloud database in all of western Europe, and last week it went down hard
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Sun July 24, 2022
(WIVB)
 
 
 
Batman charged with DWAI, crashing into Amish buggy
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Wed July 20, 2022
(Some Boozer)
 
 
 
I have a bunch of really nice empty bottles - Walker blue, George V, even Louis XIII. What do I Trojan horse into them so people think I'm a hotshot boozer? Looking to spend up to $80 a bottle on the replacements
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Tue July 19, 2022
(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Four deputies injured in crash near Nixon Library. Horse in sweater and sports coat, pink cat, and character actress Margo Martindale wanted for questioning
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Wed July 13, 2022
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Inbreeding produces fewer racehorses. Sport of Kings indeed
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Ukraine might build a statue to a gay porn star to replace notorious horse-farker Catherine the Great
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Mon July 11, 2022
(KFOR Oklahoma City)
 
 
 
OK, which state is the worst for women in the entire country? The answer might shock you. I mean, it's always on the worst ____ lists but never at the top. So congrats to our dark horse candidate
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
"The Sting" re-enacted, but with cricket, not horse racing, and with a cast of Indians instead of Paul Newman
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Sun July 10, 2022
(ABC7 New York)
 
 
 
WWII veteran from Queens celebrates 103rd birthday: "I stay away from fast women and slow horses." In subby's comparatively limited experience, slow women and fast horses aren't so good for you either
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Fri July 08, 2022
(Chron)
 
 
 
Texas Rep. Jodey Arrington, seen here explaining how full of horseshiat he is, is working to make Texas abortion ban a federal law
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(UPI)
 
 
 
Horse unstable
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Wed July 06, 2022
(CTV News)
 
 
 
Oh geez - Toronto's housing market is looking about as cold as Whitehorse gravedigger's bum in January
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Tue July 05, 2022
(ABC News)
 
 
 
Nice driveway you have there. Be a shame if you tried to park your car on it
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Mon July 04, 2022
(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Virus suspected in deaths of I.E. donkeys. Upgrade your ass to Edge
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Fri July 01, 2022
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Horseshoe crabs are living fossils that help us keep our vaccines safe and effective. Subby just wants to say, "Good luck, we're all counting on you"
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Good looking and rich woman facing charges for attacking a 14 year old. 4 times in one day. Let's guess how much jail time she will get
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Thu June 30, 2022
(The Sun (Ireland))
 
 
 
Putin's nipples get twisted after G7 leaders mock his topless horse riding display
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Wed June 29, 2022
(YouTube)
 
 
 
For those wondering why there haven't been any new Friesian horse videos: sad news. Yvonne was in an accident
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Bed Bath & Beating a dead horse. Let it go, people, because it's gone
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Sat June 25, 2022
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Brian Laundrie thought Gabby Petito was a horse and killed her as soon as she got hurt
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Thu June 23, 2022
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Animals with physical or chemical traits that confer protection, such as armor, spines, shells or venom, have slower aging and greater longevity. Benefits of wearing a tricorn hat, bazooka, and horse floatie were unclear
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Sun June 19, 2022
(MSN)
 
 
 
Go be fat on somebody else's horses
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Thu June 16, 2022
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Robert Plant was offered a role on "Game Of Thrones" but turned it down
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Runaway horse with carriage sideswipes Revel electric car in bloody crash. Authorities wish to interview doctors Emmett Brown and Stephen Strange
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Runaway horse with carriage sideswipes Revel electric car in bloody crash. Authorities wish to interview doctors Emmett Brown and Stephen Strange
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Tue June 14, 2022
(Fox9 Minneapolis)
 
 
 
I took one horse down to the swamp and he sank. So I took a second horse down to the swamp and he also sank. Therefore, horses are not witches
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Sun June 12, 2022
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Sugar the horse has just about had enough of your "ride around on my back" crap
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Man vs. horse race won by man for only third time ever as Ricky Lightfoot defeats Trotter McGluefactory
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Sat June 11, 2022
(CBC)
 
 
 
Don't care, haven't had sex in 250,000 years
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Tue June 07, 2022
(Kotaku)
 
 
 
The first NFT game coming to the Epic Games Store looks like shiat
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(Kotaku)
 
 
 
The first NFT game coming to the Epic Games Store looks like shiat
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Mon June 06, 2022
(KOCO Oklahoma City)
 
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Helicopter? Check. Live broadcast of traffic chase? Check. Cow? Roping cowboys on horseback? ATVs? Check, check, check. Witness today's Oklahoma City televised traffic takedown
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Fri June 03, 2022
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Horseshoe crabs are doing it in NYC, they're having wild orgies on the beach just like they have for 450 million years
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Thu June 02, 2022
(BNNBloomberg)
 
 
 
Platinum Jubilee traditions and celebrations explained. They include Horse Guards, an RAF flyby, a Stonehenge light show, Sex Pistols, the golden carriage, royal sausages (extra high spice content), corgis, and more. And then Ed Sheeran ends it all
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Tue May 31, 2022
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
"Hard Drive would like to formally apologize for dragging Mr. Musk so hard that not even his nearly 100 million Twitter followers could save him from getting ratioed several times in the span of 20 minutes"
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Mon May 30, 2022
(Guardian)
 
 
 
I have four dogs, seven cats and three horses - and I've never been more content. Oh BTW, want to buy some fertilizer?
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Thu May 26, 2022
(NBC Montana)
 
 
 
Montana kids ride horses to school, as an old law there says the principal has to take care of them all day
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Tue May 24, 2022
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
300-1 long shot Sawbuck wins race in Ireland. Betting a sawbuck on him would have won you $3,000
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(NBC Sports)
 
 
 
In an effort to get just a bit of attention, the Olympic sport of modern pentathlon is replacing the horse riding part with Mt. Midoriyama
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
NYC's last street pay phone removed by crane, and not by the traditional method of being vomited on by a drunk finance bro and set on fire by some skell
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Mon May 23, 2022
(IndyStar)
 
 
 
Big Dick Nick is now officially hung like a horse
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Ooh, surprise, a couple of rich tech enema bags find sex abuse accusations hilarious
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Sun May 22, 2022
(AP News)
 
 
 
Welcome to the future, two horsepower edition
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Welcome to the future, two horsepower edition
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Sat May 21, 2022
(TSN)
 
 
 
Big Lie wins the 147th Preakness horse race
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(Preakness)
 
 
 
Even though Rich Strike isn't running the Preakness for a run at the Triple Crown, there are still plenty of good horses in this race. Can Epicenter win? Or will anyone from the field take it? The 147th Preakness Stakes is at 7:01 PM ET on NBC
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Fri May 20, 2022
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Game 2 of the Western Conference Finals is at 9:00 PM ET on TNT. Can the Golden State Warriors kick the Dallas Mavericks while they are down? Or will the Mavs get on their high horse and even up the series? Will San Francisco be rockin'?
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Unable to afford horse paste, Best Korea fights COVID with herbal tea and salt water
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(Sky.com)
 
 
 
Elon goes with the "Bet you can't describe my junk" defense
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Thu May 19, 2022
(IGN)
 
 
 
Kevin Feige confirms the theory as to why Loki is getting a second season on Disney Plus
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(Axios)
 
 
 
Government to tell you what food is healthy. Because everyone listened to their COVID advice
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Mon May 16, 2022
(ABC7 Los Angeles)
 
 
 
The annual Acadia Glue Harvest is underway. Italian Spaghetti Harvest unavailable for comment, as it was (sadly) fictional, whereas the aforementioned Glue Harvest is not
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(KSDK St. Louis)
 
 
 
Behold, as a Somali wild ass in the desert go I forth to my Zoo
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Sat May 14, 2022
(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Oddsmakers failed to set a line on how long the Kentucky Derby would be a feel-good story
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(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Oddsmakers failed to set a line on how long the Kentucky Derby would be a feel-good story
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Thu May 12, 2022
(Bleacher Report)
 
 
 
There won't be a Triple Crown this year in horse racing now
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Mon May 09, 2022
(KIRO-7 Seattle)
 
 
 
Burglary suspect "in his underwear" dies in horse trailer fire. See, that's the problem with hot Jockeys
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Sun May 08, 2022
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Well, horse racing wouldn't be on its last legs if Santa Anita would stop taking out horses legs with such impunity
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Sat May 07, 2022
(Kentucky Derby)
 
 
 
We have the 148th Kentucky Derby at Churchill Downs in Louisville. Will it be Messier, Epicenter, Zandon, or the rest of the field? What is your favorite horse name? Post time for this race is at 6:57 PM ET on NBC. Giddy up
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Fri May 06, 2022
(Slate)
 
 
 
Today's Slatesplanation: Face-humping videos aside, Madison Cawthorn is probably not gay. He's just your average dudebro who enjoys using homoerotic horseplay as a means of bonding with other dudebros, and you're just not bro enough to understand
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
New rap musical about the Queen will have an all-horse cast... or something
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Thu May 05, 2022
(Twitter)
 
 
 
A baby aquarium for baby seahorses
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(Vice)
 
 
 
Looks like horse medicine is back in style
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Tue May 03, 2022
(WUSA9)
 
 
 
Aggressive horse moved off of Assateague Island, Maryland. Will be relocated to Texas, where he should fit right in
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(Comic Sands)
 
 
 
"I think it was reported by school staff that it was kind of a horseplay incident...once the video surfaced later it was discovered it was quite a bit more than that"
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Fri April 29, 2022
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Evidence for the horseshoe political theory as nutbags on the left and right unite to protect Russian thugs
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Thu April 28, 2022
(CNN)
 
 
 
Have you heard about the 'unknown and highly contagious' disease that's killing wild horses in Colorado? Neigh
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Tue April 26, 2022
(Philly Voice)
 
 
 
Was it a black horse?
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Fri April 22, 2022
(Irish Mirror)
 
 
 
Irish jockey, 59, finally steers his horse in the right direction, crosses the finish line and wins first ever race after 40 years of trying
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Wed April 20, 2022
(Oddity Central)
 
 
 
Marathon runner fails to outrun Tesla Model 3 electric car in wacky Man vs. Horse Marathon. Probably didn't have his electric oats for breakfast
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Tue April 19, 2022
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Man not named Mongo charged over Horse Guards Parade confrontation. Expected to use 'pawn in game of life' excuse
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(wtnh.com)
 
 
 
Man playing horseshoes scores hole in one
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Thu April 14, 2022
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Yet another remastered 1906 video of San Francisco, done in 60FPS, stabilized, sound and color added. TL;DR version: Poop. Lots of horse poop
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(SlashFilm)
 
 
 
Fark you Shorsey
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(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Optical illusion shows ________________ - says a lot about your _______________ (possible nsfw content on page)
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Wed April 13, 2022
(Axios)
 
 
 
Deadly pedestrian accidents rise 200 percent in Maine as locals are still adjusting to those newfangled horseless carriages
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(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
The apple doesn't fall far from the horse's ass
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Tue April 12, 2022
(WPLN Nashville)
 
 
 
Tennessee to make ivermectin available without a prescription because "It's a lot safer to go to your pharmacist and let him tell you how much ivermectin to take than it is to go to the co-op and guess what size horse you are"
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