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Thu October 22, 2020
(ABC News)
 
 
 
If you're a Democratic legislator and doctor who's led efforts to hold pharmaceutical companies responsible for the opioid epidemic, perhaps think twice before you offer the hooker you've been seeing for years some Oxy for free sex
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Sat October 17, 2020
(UFC)
 
 
 
Saturday Evening MMA: UFC Fight Night 180 from Fight Island. Brian Ortega vs the Korean Zombie, Katlyn Chookagian vs Jessica Andrade. Prelims at 4 PM ET, main card at 7 PM ET, both on ESPN+
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Thu October 15, 2020
(Hartford Courant)
 
 
 
Click for the Alex Jones no longer believes Sandy Hook is a Hoax, put your fist through the monitor for his lawyer comparing him to Woodward and Bernstien. No it's not "They are real journalists and my client is a POS"
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Wed October 14, 2020
(Deadline)
 
 
 
Contestant on The Bachelorette ordered to pay producers $100,000 because he couldn't keep his mouth shut
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Mon October 12, 2020
(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Because hookin' ain't easy, desperate parents need your support for their efforts to earn money during these coronavirus lockdowns (possible nsfw content on page)
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Sat October 10, 2020
(TMZ)
 
 
 
Headlines that make you go huh? "Phil Collins booting ex-wife out of home after alleged secret wedding"
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Tue October 06, 2020
(Fox 31 Denver)
 
 
 
Bull elk charges golf cart, slices man's kidney in half on golf course, hooks it on next shot
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Sun October 04, 2020
(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
Police reel in a man with $9,000 in stolen fishing equipment and other items. He was lured in by the thrill and won't be getting off the hook any time soon
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Thu October 01, 2020
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Halp I'm a badass personal trainer who's been hooking up with this hottie MILF I train at the gym but her husband found out and wanted to fight me and I knocked him out and now I've been fired and my mom is like, super pissed. Wat do?
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Tue September 22, 2020
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Is the gold in your phone funding drug gangs? And what about the blow in your hooker?
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Mon September 21, 2020
(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
Some good news for a change. Alex Jones just lost three times in a row as the Connecticut Supreme Court sets the stage for a Sandy Hook lawsuit to go forward
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Tue September 15, 2020
(Slate)
 
 
 
"My boyfriend of just under a year is pansexual, which has never been a problem (I'm a straight woman, FYI). He'd hooked up with a straight friend before we met and has been obsessed with this friend who rejected him. Is there a future here?"
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Mon September 14, 2020
(The Takeout)
 
 
 
Make your own taco pizza, and it'll be better than Taco Bell's with - or without - the hookers, fire trucks, or blackjack
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Sat September 12, 2020
(The US Sun)
 
 
 
House Speaker Nancy Pelosi puts the $1,200 stimulus check back on the bait hook to force the Republicans to stop playing games and deal
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Fri September 04, 2020
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Here's how Americans spent their Covid stimulus money, including both Hookers and Blow, as well as various combinations of the two along the economic consumption curve
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Wed September 02, 2020
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Wear your mask, wash your hands, keep your distance, so the Little Green Men can't give you coronavirus 5G mind control antennas
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Stoya: I'm a 32 year-old straight woman who happens to be a virgin. I don't have any guy friends who'd be cool with a hooking; is it normal for someone like me to take a vacation and hook up with a legal prostitute? I figure it's a good idea"
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Tue August 25, 2020
(Slate)
 
 
 
"My husband hooked up with someone on Tinder during our separation...and brought a little something extra home with him. What should I do?"
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Mon August 24, 2020
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Fact check: Obama did not spend $65k on prostitutes named "hot dog" and "pizza." Next week: Trump's hooker's Secret Service code names are "diet coke" and "burnt steak"
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Thu August 20, 2020
(NBC New York)
 
NewsFlash
 
Former Trump campaign manager Steve Bannon among multiple people indicted in NY for fraud related to border wall fundraising campaign. Spent all the money on hookers and booze apparently
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Mon August 17, 2020
(CTV News)
 
 
 
Boring Kitchener, Ontario gets shook up by an IED
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Fri August 14, 2020
(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Michael Cohen's book leaks like a hooker in Vegas with a weak bladder
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Wed August 12, 2020
(Omaha World Herald)
 
 
 
FINE We'll just make our own Big 10 With blackjack And hookers
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Tue August 11, 2020
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Remember a couple weeks ago when the cult lost their minds over a video of a Bible being burned in Portland? Yeah, turns out the video was Russian disinfo, and the NY Post, Federalist, and Junior all swallowed it hook line and sinker
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Thu August 06, 2020
(Twitch.tv)
 
 
 
6pm ET - It's the Fark News Livestream Today's theme is overlooked bits and buried ledes. Also what do the NRA and Hookers for Jesus have in common? Tune in to find out
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Wed August 05, 2020
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Kinda like the alternate headline too: Controversial 'Hookers for Jesus' group to get more federal money after Bill Barr and Ivanka Trump announce new sex trafficking effort
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Tue August 04, 2020
(International Business Times)
 
 
 
You can still hook up, just don't think about touching the Chenbot
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Mon August 03, 2020
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Mercedes' Toto Wolff says this year's F1 championship is just as valuable as any other year's and they'll have plenty of baccarat and euro-hookers to celebrate
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Wed July 29, 2020
(AP News)
 
 
 
Hollywood's legendary Chateau Marmont to be converted to members-only hotel so stars can bang hookers and groupies and OD in privacy
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Tue July 28, 2020
(Page Six)
 
 
 
Brandi Glanville releases text messages from Denise Richards, just in case you were unsure about whether they hooked up
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Pfizer's CEO says Donnie's executive orders overhauling U.S. drug pricing will cause 'enormous destruction.' Good luck Hamptons real estate agents, yacht builders, golf club pros, personal chefs, and high-end hookers
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(WJAC TV Johnstown)
 
 
 
Uplifting story of the day: "Woman used bra to try to restrain victim during thwarted burglary attempt" They tried to get away, but got hooked. Now they're clasped
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Mon July 27, 2020
(Mashable)
 
 
 
The Stündenglass Gravity Hookah is extremely versatile, capable of handling flower, concentrates and shisha. It also features a "contactless smoke delivery system" which is now more important than ever
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Sun July 26, 2020
(IndyStar)
 
 
 
Woman loses $20K prosthetic leg while boating. Police on the lookout for a talking raccoon wielding a grappling hook
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Fri July 24, 2020
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Staples to require masks starting Monday. No, you can still hook them over your ears
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Thu July 23, 2020
(Daytona Beach News-Journal)
 
 
 
Try to pay a FL alley hooker $5 for sex? Yep, that's a beating & she'll take your $5
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Tue July 21, 2020
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
The EU goes all-in against the virus with a $857bil stimulus deal, tells the UK we don't need your hookers, blow, or Brexit
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Sun July 19, 2020
(Federal Aviation Administration)
 
 
 
DHS closes the airspace over Portland. The drone footage must be off the hook
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Fri July 17, 2020
(Open Secrets)
 
 
 
Good thing the taxpayers are undoubtedly on the hook for this B.S. (one way or another) - tag for the fact that this article is from May 5th
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Wed July 15, 2020
(NBC News)
 
 
 
They say it is safe to assume you committed some massive tax fraud, and didn't simply use every tax hole possible, to blow all of daddy's money on cocaine and hookers. Or you could release your taxes and prove them wrong
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Fragmentary remains of single dinosaur with birth defect mistakenly named new species by overly-eager discovering scientist
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Tue July 14, 2020
(CNN)
 
 
 
Donnie: Screw the CDC. I'll make my own pandemic data, with blackjack and hookers
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Sun July 12, 2020
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
The Presley family is all shook up as Elvis' grandson, Benjamin Keough, commits suicide and joins the 27 Club
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Fri July 10, 2020
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Definitely better than typing your thesis on a ZX Spectrum keyboard it's the Friday Fark Gaming Thread. Killing Floor 2, Lifeless Planet & The Escapists 2 free at Epic. What have you been playing? Side note: games you've gotten others hooked on?
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Sat July 04, 2020
(YouTube)
 
 
 
The world is farked. Here's John Lee Hooker playing the Montreux Jazz Festival in 1983. Cool tag doesn't quite cover it
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Thu July 02, 2020
(WKRG Mobile)
 
 
 
Sucks when boaters ignore SCUBA dive flags because they'll catch more than just fish. "We had a snapper on a spear and myself on a hook"
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(National Post)
 
 
 
Hong Kong activists are now discussing a 'parliament-in-exile' type-thing after the Chinese crackdown. No word as yet on the hookers and blackjack
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