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Sat July 11, 2020
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Strong letter to follow
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Fri July 10, 2020
(CNN)
 
 
 
Approximately 1 out of every 3 people in Miami, FL has tested positively for a hoax
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Hong Kong opened their schools. Let's see how... aaaand they're closed
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(MSN)
 
 
 
The Value of My $150,000 MBA Is Now in Question" says somebody who apparently missed the lecture on how business conditions can change overnight
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Thu July 09, 2020
(CNN)
 
 
 
Trump yesterday: I want the CDC to change their guidelines for re-opening schools, they're too hard to do, "I will be meeting with them". CDC: naw dog, they're good just the way they are, not changing them. Sorry...not sorry
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
200,000 seamen can't get off
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Wed July 08, 2020
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Hong Kong's Internet now locked up inside China's Great Firewall
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(Axios)
 
 
 
Have you said something supporting the Hong Kong protests? Congrats, you've now got a lifetime ban from Hong Kong
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
So what are the chances that all the fiscally responsible Republicans who lamented "Blue State Bailouts" related to coronavirus-sparked budget woes will feel the same way now that it's Red States coming to the table with their hands out?
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Sentient bowtie's meat puppet Tucker Carlson reveals the shocking truth: wearing masks to prevent infection "has no basis of any kind in science". Somebody tell the doctors, nurses, and hospitals, because they're wasting literally billions of dollars
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Facebook is also a data collection service disguised as social media
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Tue July 07, 2020
(Politico)
 
 
 
The White House is trying to plug intel leaks and having the usual success rate of a Trump-run operation
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Mon July 06, 2020
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Trump needs to troll China and Hong Kong's new China-mandated 'national security' law by visiting Taiwan
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(Medical Xpress)
 
 
 
What's killing your arteries may help your colon
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
"A very famous restaurant specialized in cooking snakes in my city already stopped providing such dishes. They are all banned now"
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Last one out of Hong Kong turn out the lights
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Sun July 05, 2020
(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
This time around, Canada is in no mood to apologize
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Sat July 04, 2020
(Axios)
 
 
 
US deploys two aircraft carriers to the South China sea
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Thu July 02, 2020
(National Post)
 
 
 
Hong Kong activists are now discussing a 'parliament-in-exile' type-thing after the Chinese crackdown. No word as yet on the hookers and blackjack
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
A new Thai project turns fishing nets into PPE. A lesser headline would make a comment about "net gains" or "there's nothing fishy about this." Welcome to fark
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(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
For a much-needed break from how craptastic America is right now, here's a list of things the USA does right, according to foreigners
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Wed July 01, 2020
(UPI)
 
 
 
Pompeo gives Putin a virtual hand job
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Doesn't look bad for something that will taste like a beetroot soaked in coconut oil
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Sick of always preparing, China goes straight to ludicrous speed with mass arrests on the first day of its new security law
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Sick of always preparing, China goes straight to ludicrous speed with mass arrests on the first day of its new security law
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Sometimes the UK steps up with honor and dignity
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Tue June 30, 2020
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Pompeo tells Taliban not to attack Americans. Well that should solve that problem then
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Relax, everybody. These two apparent predators (creepy pic) are in charge of protecting your job and the entire economy. I'm sure we'll be fine
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(CNN)
 
 
 
RIP Hong Kong
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Sat June 27, 2020
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Fed up with racism in the old US world, black Americans head to the new world free of racial discrimination
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Thu June 25, 2020
(Politico)
 
 
 
How far will the Senate GOP go to please Trump? This Senator blocked his own bill on the floor of the Senate because Trump asked him to
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Mon June 22, 2020
(MSN)
 
 
 
What's China's biggest market cap stonk? Banking? Tech? Online shopping? Espionage? Booze. Welcome to Fark, Red Dragon
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Sat June 20, 2020
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Yeah, we know Trump used military drones and helicopters to overfly the protest. In 15 different cities, in a futile attempt to dominate the battle space I guess
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Fri June 19, 2020
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Not much Luckin this brew - you know things are dark when even the independent auditors say "fark it" and walk away
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Thu June 18, 2020
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Plastic - it's what's for dinner
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Wednesday Night Massacre - Voice of America is no more
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Wed June 17, 2020
(Science Times)
 
 
 
You know who else was Austrian?
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(Radio.com)
 
 
 
So it turns out mass transit doesn't spread Covid-19 so enjoy the super clean subway cars while you can
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Now that things are supposedly getting better, HSBC is back to cutting 35,000 jobs. Thank you for your dedication and patience in this troubling time
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Tue June 16, 2020
(AP News)
 
 
 
Hong Kong leader/China pupper Carrie Lam urges people not to 'demonize' the new Chinese security law, rather to just relax and let the possession happen
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Hong Kong leader/China pupper Carrie Lam urges people not to 'demonize' the new Chinese security law, rather to just relax and let the possession happen
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(Business Insider (Australia))
 
 
 
Chinese officials now yearning for a Trump victory in November as he's 'destroying US alliances'
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Latest thing that's bad for you? Flushing the toilet
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Mon June 15, 2020
(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
When Ben Gurion Airport closes its smoking booths it's serious business
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
Hong Kong Disneyland sets reopening date and guidelines, refusing to discuss ongoing hostilities with Universal Studios China
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Thu June 11, 2020
(AP News)
 
 
 
Chinese smog's thicker as sales are getting larrrrger - up 14.5%
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Headline: "The 10 most expensive cities to be an expat." With China, the US, Japan, Switzerland, Singapore, and others on the list, an ex-pat from where?
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(Axios)
 
 
 
Zoom bows and scrapes for its masters
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Sun June 07, 2020
(Worldometer)
 
 
 
US Deaths from COVID top 112k. Remember COVID?
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Thu June 04, 2020
(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
Hong Kong bans insults to a really shiatty song
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
China doesn't want a New World Order - it's got this one right where it wants it
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
BAH GAWD, DONNIE. Mattis with the chair and...wait, IS THAT JOHN KELLY'S MUSIC?
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(The Conversation)
 
 
 
New Zealand hits a 95% chance of eliminating the virus, but with a 100% chance of it coming back. Math - not even once
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Europe's bars reopen with a million beers waiting as lockdown at home gives way to heaven on earth
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Wed June 03, 2020
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Hiding your Iranian business operations after your CFO (and founder's daughter) is deeply linked to the country it is not exactly the actions of an above-board company, is it, Huawei?
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Trump to ban Chinese passenger carriers from flying to the US starting on June 16
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Boris Johnson will give UK passports to Hong Kong citizens if China infringes their rights
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Tue June 02, 2020
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Even China cheats on Chinese embargoes
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
We have now entered the final phase of the Trump Era, says some guy unfamiliar with classic fusion/funk band Living Colour
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(Medical Xpress)
 
 
 
Dextrose injections can help with knee arthritis pain. Who doesn't love a sweet joint?
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Mon June 01, 2020
(Politico)
 
 
 
Who said Trump wasn't a uniter? He's got the worst authoritarian leaders in the world coming together to take the moral high ground from the US
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Police *cough*CHINA*cough* ban Hong Kong's Tiananmen Square vigil for the first time
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(AP News)
 
 
 
And on Wall Street today, markets reacted to nationwide riots, recession, and the continuing pandemic with the bored yawn of the rich
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Learn to protest like the pros with this helpful tip sheet sent from Hong Kong
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
US State Department criticizes China for Hong Kong response. China texts back with; I can't breathe
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Soybeans? We don't need no stinking soybeans
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Sat May 30, 2020
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Scientists say that eventually it will be us or them. Personally, I'm taking the side of the chickens
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Hong Kong protesters level up
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Thu May 28, 2020
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Twitter CEO to Trump: We will keep pointing out your factual inaccuracies
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Trump will kick thousands of Chinese students out of the country because he thinks they're spies
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Wed May 27, 2020
(CNN)
 
 
 
Hong Kong's richest man decides he wants to stay Hong Kong's richest man
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Japan and Europe are cranking up the money machines. "Politics" tab has the strangest boner right now
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(Axios)
 
 
 
Inside the changing millennial home. Wait, they can afford homes?
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(The Register)
 
 
 
Uber moves its Asian HQ from Singapore to Hong Kong. No word on when the main HQ moves to Camden, New Jersey
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Secretary of State Mike Pompeo: I'm reporting to Congress that Hong Kong is no longer autonomous from China. We will stand with the people of Hong Kong ...and wave them goodbye as we won't do anything about it
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Taiwan preparing for Hong Kong Dunkirk
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Chinese state-run media call US threats of sanctions over Hong Kong 'nothingburger' but Hong Kong is 'baconator'
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Tue May 26, 2020
(CNN)
 
 
 
The 'Godfather of Gambling' has played his last hand
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Humanity in one headline: "It's a sad day" for pro-democracy protesters, but analyst says new law probably won't hurt investors
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(BGR)
 
 
 
Boop-boop-boop-boop boop-boop-boop-boop boop-boop-boop-boop
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Mon May 25, 2020
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Taiwan pledges "necessary assistance" to embattled Hong Kong, forgetting that the government has already sold out
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Sun May 24, 2020
(AP News)
 
 
 
While Americans argue about masks and whether their "rights" are being infringed from not being able to go to a bar, Hong Kong residents are fighting for real freedom ... and losing
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(AP News)
 
 
 
While Americans argue about masks and whether their "rights" are being infringed from not being able to go to a bar, Hong Kong residents are fighting for real freedom ... and losing
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Fri May 22, 2020
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Faced with challenges at home and abroad, Xi whips out his red dragon
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Beijing may (officially) base security agencies in Hong Kong as part of new laws
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Beijing may (officially) base security agencies in Hong Kong as part of new laws
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(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
People don't see loss and risk as purely rational agents. Losses weigh more than gains. The difference between 1 and 2% feels bigger than between 50 and 51%. Ergo this going red will hurt more than it going green. Welcome to fark
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(Vox)
 
 
 
Hong Kong is lost
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Wed May 20, 2020
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Give love some soul if I may be quite so bold. Where does it go from here? Is it down to the lake I fear? Ay ay ay ay ay ah. Ay ay ay ay ay ah. Then I called, ring, ring, ring. This is your 8 p.m. ET MSNBC thread
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Unrelated to anything, world powers that control all the wealth on earth seek new developing nation full of caste workers with no rights to exploit for cheap labor in mass production of service economy trinkets
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Do not congratulate
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Sorry, broflakes, looks as if wearing masks may in fact reduce coronavirus transmission by 75 percent
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Tue May 19, 2020
(Politico)
 
 
 
Trump to WHO: I'm cutting off funding because you ignored reports of Covid-19 spreading in Wuhan including reports the Lancet Journal published in December. The Lancet to Trump: WTF are you talking about? We didn't publish any such thing
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(Vox)
 
 
 
Hong Kong used masks to stop coronavirus, and yet Americans are upset at the inconvenience
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Plastic face shields only protect the wearer and no one else
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Mon May 18, 2020
(UPI)
 
 
 
When the Trump administration accuses anyone of anything they are doing that same thing in real time
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Sun May 17, 2020
(Medical Xpress)
 
 
 
Tests with hamsters show masks reduce the spread of coronavirus. Cool, now try it with lemmings
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Fri May 15, 2020
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Scientists say the best treatment for COVID-19 may be a cocktail, which means Drew is likely immortal
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(ABC 27)
 
 
 
U.S. Customs and Border Protection seized more than 86,000 counterfeit Pokemon. They certainty caught them all
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(Channel News Asia)
 
 
 
Joey, have you ever been in a Singapore prison?
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(AP News)
 
 
 
It tastes of oppression
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(AP News)
 
 
 
It tastes of oppression
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Thu May 14, 2020
(Military Times)
 
 
 
So sorry for your loss. Our sincere condolences after conducting dangerous and harassing maneuvers near us
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Dude bros less likely to wear masks cause they're not cool, bro
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(The Week)
 
 
 
By all means rage against those who want to live
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Tue May 12, 2020
(Time)
 
 
 
Hong Kong reaches agreement with Trump Administration to allow NFL games to be played there
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(Time)
 
 
 
Hong Kong reaches agreement with Trump Administration to allow NFL games to be played there
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Mon May 11, 2020
(Quartz)
 
 
 
Song and dance numbers may make great Bollywood movies but they should not be the strategy for a country's entire pandemic response
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Sat May 09, 2020
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Can you sniff a butt from 6 feet away?
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Fri May 08, 2020
(USA Today)
 
 
 
USA Today tries to come up with five reasons not to worry about everyone losing their jobs and record unemployment. Basically, thoughts and prayers in article form
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Thu May 07, 2020
(Global News (Canada))
 
 
 
We may be in a global pandemic and about to be overrun by murder hornets, but at least we're not going to war with China. Oh crap
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
It will be a small world after all this
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Wed May 06, 2020
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Four cities around the globe are now expected to see prime residential price growth in 2020, which is about 6 more than expected
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(DW)
 
 
 
Bond markets shaken, not stirred. "No, Mr. Bond, I expect you to turn Chinese"
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Tue May 05, 2020
(Harvard Crimson)
 
 
 
We don't want to imply that Harvard took the side of a genocidal dictator rather than standing up for human rights. We don't need to imply it because that's precisely what they did
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(Sky.com)
 
 
 
Hate crimes against Chinese soaring during COVID crisis
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Mon May 04, 2020
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Chinese memo states to expect global backlash to be on the levels of 1989, when according to them nothing of merit happened to anyone anywhere in the capital
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(Network World)
 
 
 
All indications are that while there have been hot spots, the internet infrastructure has held its own so during the COVID pandemic- a silver lining of sorts in dreadful situation
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Sat May 02, 2020
(MSN)
 
 
 
In their never ending goal to find a scapegoat for a natural occurrence, the Trump Administration is now investigating the University of Texas for "dealing" with the Wuhan Institute of Virology
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Fri May 01, 2020
(Forbes)
 
 
 
We're Number 2. We're Number 2
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(Pittsburgh Tribune-Review)
 
 
 
Cop math in action. CBP seizes 1,600 counterfeit Roku remotes valued at $80,000. That works out to $50 per remote. The most expensive remote on roku.com is $29.99
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Thu April 30, 2020
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
If you've always hated fighting for ground floor parking, riding in crammed elevators, sitting in dirty cafeterias, and those assclowns that always leave the coffee pot empty, you might be in luck
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Wed April 29, 2020
(Laughing Squid)
 
 
 
I'm on a boat
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Tue April 28, 2020
(CNN)
 
 
 
Man buys 28 tons of onions. No word on how many he tied to his belt (which was the style at the time) because he had to take the ferry to Morganville, which is what they called Shelbyville in those days
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(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
China accuses U.S. of 'telling barefaced lies' over Coronavirus, possibly after hurriedly putting on a fake mustache
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Scientists in Hong Kong invent coating that keeps surfaces free of viruses and bacteria for 90 days
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Scientists in Hong Kong invent coating that keeps surfaces free of viruses and bacteria for 90 days
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Mon April 27, 2020
(9News (Australia))
 
 
 
What airport travel in our new post-Covid-19 pandemic world will be like. And you thought the security checks were bad now
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Sun April 26, 2020
(CNN)
 
 
 
It's hard to isolate when your "cage" apartment is less than 100 square feet
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Cheerleaders or serial killers, you decide
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Sat April 25, 2020
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
While everyone is distracted by COVID-19, China is revoking Hong Kong's autonomy
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(TMZ)
 
 
 
He might be dead. He might be alive. He's Schrödinger's dictator
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Fri April 24, 2020
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Life in Taiwan without a lockdown and just 6 fatalities: police tracking you on your phone, thermal scans in building lobbies, hazard pay for taxi drivers, restaurants with every other seat taped down with an X for distancing, and masks everywhere
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Thu April 23, 2020
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Donald Trump: No One could have known how badly this pandemic would damage the economy. Reuters 2013: I am No One
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Tue April 21, 2020
(Quartz)
 
 
 
Meanwhile, China uses the world's distraction as cover to crush dissent in Hong Kong
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Would you like some Bat Fried Rice with those sexy yoga pants, Miss?
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
You had me at Sakura Matcha Oreos
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Mon April 20, 2020
(Barron's)
 
 
 
Afraid their money could be pennies, at least 007 Aston Martin bondholders are shaken by stirred-up markets
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Thu April 16, 2020
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Like, here's a mystery: how are the airlines staying alive after all the passengers were scared off? G-g-g-g-ghost planes? ZOINKS
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Iran's navy is not practicing social distancing
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Wed April 15, 2020
(South China Morning Post)
 
 
 
Criterion Collection to add five Bruce Lee classics to its library, featuring 4K and 2K digital restorations, documentaries, and interviews in 7-disc boxset. That's some impressive jujitsu
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Tue April 14, 2020
(NPR)
 
 
 
Gosh, and to think we all missed out on having Michael Bloomberg as the Democratic presidential candidate
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Mon April 13, 2020
(CNN)
 
 
 
China's decided to go with the "it wasn't me" approach to the Covid-19 pandemic, warning universities and academics that any research papers tracing the origins of the outbreak "must be tightly controlled" and approved by the Central Government
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Sun April 12, 2020
(MetalSucks)
 
 
 
We'll have to find a way to keep Ozzy alive for at least another 18 months
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(Quartz)
 
 
 
Why the current push to "reopen the country" is a bad idea
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Sat April 11, 2020
(Vice)
 
 
 
It's official: COVID-19 is "The USA Virus". Chinese government propaganda out front should've told ya
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Fri April 10, 2020
(Kotaku)
 
 
 
China has stepped in it now. They just farked with Tom Nook
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
China's wet markets can include unusual items such as giant salamanders, baby crocodiles, raccoon dogs, and PewDiePie fan shirts
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Thu April 09, 2020
(TechRadar)
 
 
 
Google has removed SuperVPN from it's app stores determining that the only ones who found it super were hackers
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Wed April 08, 2020
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
With social gatherings restricted, Hong Kong protesters are flocking to Animal Crossing to demonstrate against government, Tom Nook's reign of terror
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(CBR)
 
 
 
Bruce Wayne is a rich and brooding orphan who is resourceful, smart and still reeling from the loss of his parents. And Asian-American
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Disney may check visitors' temperatures when their parks reopen, might not even charge for the experience
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
In which we debate ethics of going outside during the pandemic
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
An investigation into the toilet paper shortage reveals most Americans aren't that charmin and are flush with greed, not the angel soft paragons of humanity one would expect from the northern hemisphere, hoping to get away scott-free iwth avarice
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Tue April 07, 2020
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Republicans alarmed that a reporter spreading propaganda who was not from Fox News was allowed in the White House
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(Foreign Policy)
 
 
 
How Christianity has responded to plagues over the past 2000 years
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Where have all the heart attacks ..ack..acks gone since this coronavirus pandemic began?
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(CNN)
 
 
 
With nobody looking, they finally took off their pandanas during this pandamic and it was pandamonium
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Sat April 04, 2020
(The Register)
 
 
 
Listen up citizen, obey social distancing rules or you're off to Room 101
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Fri April 03, 2020
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
China bans eating pussy
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Thu April 02, 2020
(Medium)
 
 
 
The real reason that toilet paper is so scarce right now in these coronavirus times? Difficulty: Not other arsewipers, it's you
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
"This is us, hypnotized by the hollow gaze of Colonel Sanders, oblivious to a covid-19 blob orbiting us in the fog of webspace"
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Wed April 01, 2020
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
"The evidence of presymptomatic transmission in Singapore, in combination with evidence from other studies supports the likelihood that viral shedding can occur in the absence of symptoms and before symptom onset," says new CDC report
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Mac and cheese? Noodle soup? Crunchy frog? Top international chefs share their go-to comfort foods
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(Vice)
 
 
 
Once optimistic pandemic expert wonders why she got things so wrong about the coronavirus: 'I just assumed that the US system would be a little bit better than China was able to do, and I just couldn't have been more wrong'
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
European countries reject Chinese-made coronavirus testing kits and masks, finding their quality to be roughly that of a wet-market artisanal bat tartare stand
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Tue March 31, 2020
(Vice)
 
 
 
Pandemic expert: Remember when I said in February the US would do okay if we did things about COVID-19? It's the end of March, we never did any of those things, and I feel pissed off and guilty. Oh, and I got it myself
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
During the trying time, the World Health Organization is focused on important matters - like denying membership to Taiwan at the behest of China
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Sat March 28, 2020
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Old and Busted: Don't wear masks you morons, they won't protect you. The New Hotness: Maybe everyone should wear masks, possibly protecting others from asymptomatic virus shedders
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Britain is invoking the wartime spirit to get through the coronavirus ordeal, and no one is more eager to get back to those days than thieves and black marketeers
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
First cat infected with COVID-19. Welp, this wasn't the Caturday I expected
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Fri March 27, 2020
(ProPublica)
 
 
 
How China Built a Twitter Propaganda Machine Then Let It Loose on Coronavirus
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Thu March 26, 2020
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Soldiers around the world are getting a new mission: Enforce coronovirus lockdowns. No, the ones in your neighborhood won't look like those Spanish guys in that picture
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Wed March 25, 2020
(Politico)
 
 
 
"We Are Your Future So say we all" says William Adama, captain of the Battlestar Galacitca
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Modern motherhood is a lie--exposed by the Coronavirus
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Tue March 24, 2020
(CNN)
 
 
 
Anyone shocked that Trump seems to be willing to prioritize the health of the economy of the health of the American people REALLY hasn't been paying attention to what he and the GOP have done with the EPA, HHS, SNAP, ICE, Obamacare etc etc
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Mon March 23, 2020
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Coronavirus survived for up to 17 days in Princess Cruise ship cabins after passengers left
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(The US Sun)
 
 
 
So, have you head about the coronavirus outbreak in China? No, not that one, the NEW one? It's more of a sequel than a re-imagining
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(South China Morning Post)
 
 
 
To understand a country's values, see how they cook steaks. Boiled, with ketchup
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(Bloody Elbow)
 
 
 
Did you know that COVID-19 was caused by aliens? Thanks to noted scholar Tito Ortiz, you do now. Thanks a lot, Klaatu
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Sun March 22, 2020
(Politico)
 
 
 
You get a check And you may get a check...unless you work in the gig economy And you may get a check...but it may also disqualify you from your Medicaid and SNAP assistance But remember, we're all in this together America
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Sat March 21, 2020
(Red Cross)
 
 
 
We all need to take care of each other, so after fighting the marauding hoards for TP and sanitizer, before you turn your warwag toward home and take off the chaps, stop by the Red Cross to donate as their supply is getting critically low
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Fri March 20, 2020
(Reuters)
 
 
 
The cruelty is the point: Iran edition
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(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
In the biggest PR disaster to hit Manhattan, Kansas, since EcoKat, county commissioner says COVID-19 isn't a problem because there aren't many Chinese people there
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Hey Farkers do we have any MTGArena players? My friends list is empty -Drew
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Second dog in Hong Kong tests positive for coronavirus, no cur on the horizon
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Thu March 19, 2020
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Containment? What containment? Virus is coming back in Taiwan, Hong Kong and Singapore
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Did anyone review this graphic before this was posted?
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(Nature)
 
 
 
Malaria drug chloroquine found to wipe out COVID-19 in as little as 6 days under French clinical trials, as few as 3 when combined with azithromycin
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Wed March 18, 2020
(Vice)
 
 
 
How viruses and infections could influence our minds - the link between pandemics and psychosis
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(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
Due to rising costs, India has decided to limit its testing for covid-19. It's a bold strategy, Cotton. Let's see if it pays off for 'em
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Tue March 17, 2020
(ProPublica)
 
 
 
Inside a pro-Trump Facebook group that views the virus as a hoax still. Fark: A group of first responders
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(The Age (Melbourne))
 
 
 
1) Burial or cremation? 2) Open casket or closed? 3) Twitch or YouTube Live?
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(Hong Kong Free Press)
 
 
 
China wants to expel reporters from the New York Times, Washington Post, and Wall Street Journal. So what did they find that the Party doesn't want reported?
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(Buzzfeed News)
 
 
 
Hong Kong: 1, USA: 0
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(Esquire)
 
 
 
President Trump recovered from yesterday's sudden case of sanity and is back to his "normal" self
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(Wired)
 
 
 
Italy is fast becoming the worst case scenario for coronavirus because of old people. That is unless the US throws Florida into the card game of death
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Mon March 16, 2020
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Boris Johnson is as incompetent as Donald Trump
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Sun March 15, 2020
(CNN)
 
 
 
CDC: ♫ ♬ School's out for summer ♫ ♬
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