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headlines found matching 'Homeland Security'
Thu May 24, 2018
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Trump: All migrant children are potential gang members
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Tue May 22, 2018
(Vox)
 
 
 
Jeff Sessions devises a way to deport an additional 350,000 immigrants whose cases were already settled
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Fri May 11, 2018
(NPR)
 
 
 
Election hacking upgraded again to 'they could've altered or changed voter data but they totally didn't'
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(Vanity Fair)
 
 
 
Trump continues to be super pissed about the progress of deportations, the law, and that due process BS
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Kirstjen Nielsen wanted to hand Trump her resignation letter after being "ritually humiliated" one too many times
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Thu May 10, 2018
(CTV News)
 
 
 
Canadian brown enough to be a terrorist asked by TSA to remove turban at airport security checkpoint later discovered to be a cabinet minister in the Canadian government
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Tue May 08, 2018
(Alaska Dispatch News)
 
 
 
Experts: Hackers broke into Alaska's election system in 2016. Government: No biggie
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Mon May 07, 2018
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Sessions: Brown people entering the US illegally will be separated from their children
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Tue May 01, 2018
(Think Progress)
 
 
 
Tennessee Homeland Security takes aim at protesters during Nazi rallies, saying the White Supremacists "typically aren't the issue"
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Mon April 30, 2018
(Watertown Daily Times)
 
 
 
Head of ICE iced, baby
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Wed April 25, 2018
(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
As Trump has noted, the bad hombres commit crimes such as kidnapping, assault, rape, and gun and drug running. And that's just the border patrol agents
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Federal judge: DACA is back, baby
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Mon April 23, 2018
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Trump: " I have instructed the Secretary of Homeland Security not to let these large Caravans of people into our Country," DHS: *rolls eyes* Sure thing, boss, we won't let these completely non-existent caravans in, you can count on us
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Tue April 17, 2018
(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
Anyone remember the first hour of BSG when the equipment all switched off when the war started? Well, you maaaaaay want to have off line back ups of everything
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Wed April 11, 2018
(Fortune)
 
 
 
Chad removed from Trump's travel ban. No word about Brock, Hunter, or Bryce
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Tue April 10, 2018
(Politico)
 
 
 
EPA staffer who green-lit report contradicting Scott Pruitt's claims of death threats has been disappeared
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Mon April 09, 2018
(The Hill)
 
 
 
"A source inside the Trump administration" tell Reuters that Arizona's election systems were hacked in 2016 by Definitely Not the Russians, say the investigation has currently shifted to checking out all the 400-lb IT-savvy guys living in the US
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Fri April 06, 2018
(Forbes)
 
 
 
Department of Homeland Security wants to keep a list of journalists and "media influencers." Subby wonders if his number of approved posts counts
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Thu April 05, 2018
(Federal News Radio)
 
 
 
FEMA announces new mission statement: "Sorry, can't help you"
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Trump continues to criticize USPS while conveniently forgetting that he has failed to appoint any of the nine governors to the 11-member Board of Governors. "Without a quorum, the Postal Service cannot make key operational decisions"
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Tue April 03, 2018
(AP News)
 
 
 
It's a good thing that everyone in the current administration follows the best practices for cellphone security
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Mon April 02, 2018
(Komo)
 
 
 
After his Executive Order revoking protections for DACA recipients, and the Republicans refusing debate on the issue, Trump still thinks that there was a "deal" on the table
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(Politico)
 
 
 
NSA leaker Reality Winner's lawyers: We want to subpoena the records of all the top US cyber-security firms to find out what they know about Russian intrusions into US election systems. Federal prosecutors *flopsweat*: why would you need THAT?
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Sun April 01, 2018
(Dallas News)
 
 
 
Trump's proposed border wall has now been shortened in size - by half - to 1,000 miles. The way things are going, the finished product will be a white picket fence in a front yard in El Paso
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(Dallas News)
 
 
 
Trump's proposed border wall has now been shortened in size - by half - to 1,000 miles. The way things are going, the finished product will be a white picket fence in a front yard in El Paso
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Wed March 28, 2018
(Politico)
 
 
 
Trump bans government funds from being used to buy portraits, saying officials should just use their charitable organizations instead
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Sat March 24, 2018
(Kens 5 San Antonio)
 
 
 
It's nacho best way to smuggle meth
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Fri March 23, 2018
(Palm Beach Post)
 
 
 
Trump, flees Washington, DC for Mar-a-lago this weekend out of fear of having to listen to entitled students demand to not be shot at while in school
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Entire city of Atlanta being held hostage, negotiations underway over whether or not to pay
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Wed March 21, 2018
(The Root)
 
 
 
The US government's BIE rules are the same as Fark's BIE rules
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Wed March 14, 2018
(Think Progress)
 
 
 
You know all those jokes about how Trump should just hire someone from Fox and Friends?
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Fri March 02, 2018
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Even the guy that Trump wants to replace Admiral Side-eye with thinks we're dropping the ball on countering Russian election shenanigans
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Il Douche has stopped listening to General Kelly
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Thu March 01, 2018
(The Hill)
 
 
 
So, remember that story about Russia hacking into the voting systems in seven states? It's being flatly denied by the Department of Homeland Security, and officials from six of the seven states
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(Axios)
 
 
 
The potential Hope Hicks replacements for the lousiest job in Washington
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
John Kelly tells ABC News God punished him by making him Chief of Staff, he misses his job at Homeland Security, sighs and hangs his head at the mention of his current job, and appears to pray for death multiple times
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Special Forces vet hopes leopards won't come for his undocumented wife
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Tue February 27, 2018
(TreeHugger)
 
 
 
Remember when America's public school looked more like classical institutions of education and not as much like prisons? Me neither
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Mon February 26, 2018
(CNN)
 
 
 
Supreme Court refuses to hear the Trump administration's appeal of an order forbidding them from ending the DACA program, meaning Congress just got miles more road to kick the can down
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Sun February 18, 2018
(NPR)
 
 
 
During the Parkland shooting, kids were Tweeting, uploading videos to Snapchat, and taking pictures. It's time we had a serious conversation about kids and cell phone addiction. Yes, really, and from NPR
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Thu February 15, 2018
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Intel agencies: Hey all 50 states, not to alarm you or anything, but Russia probably has pwnt your election systems by now
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Wed February 14, 2018
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
On this Valentine's Day let us salute the guy who dressed in a phony Army general uniform and chartered a helicopter to pick up a gal for an unexpected "secret mission" but then had no idea where to go
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(National Review)
 
 
 
Pay your taxes or Indiana Jones will throw you off the dirigible
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Tue February 13, 2018
(Crooks & Liars)
 
 
 
Trump hires women so he's totally not a misogynist. Okay, guys? Knock it off
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Sun February 11, 2018
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Welp, Kelly's boned
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Fri February 09, 2018
(CNN)
 
 
 
Rob Porter, Michael Flynn, Andrew Puzder, Mark Green, Tom Marino, Sam Clovis, Daniel Alan Craig, Rev. Jamie Johnson, Carl Higbie, Kathleen Hartnett White, Monica Crowley. Extreme vetting needs some work
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Let's take a look at the real honest-to-goodness bias at the FBI
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Thu February 08, 2018
(Politico)
 
 
 
John Kelly is upset all this sexual harassment is making it difficult for him to get a deputy chief of staff
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Wed February 07, 2018
(NBC News)
 
 
 
"The U.S. official in charge of protecting American elections from hacking says the Russians successfully penetrated the voter registration rolls of several U.S. states prior to the 2016 presidential election"
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Tue February 06, 2018
(Politico)
 
 
 
Trump would "love to see a shutdown"
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Mon February 05, 2018
(CNN)
 
 
 
There's losing your playbook, and then there's losing your Super Bowl Anti-Terrorism playbook
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Philly fans learn from past transgressions, graduate from punching police horses to stealing them and riding them around
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Thu February 01, 2018
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Want to make $10k/hour? People everywhere are doing it. By taking Equifax to small claims court and winning
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Wed January 31, 2018
(TwinCities.com)
 
 
 
Please ignore the radiation-scanning helicopters searching downtown for nukes, nothing to see here
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Tue January 30, 2018
(KING 5 News)
 
 
 
TSA finds record 3,957 guns at airport checkpoints in 2017, mostly from Burt Gummer's carry-on bags
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Fri January 26, 2018
(The Verge)
 
 
 
ICE will soon start tracking license plates across the entire US
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