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Sat March 06, 2021
(Fark)
 
 
 
Anyone have experience with vertigo? Had my first this morning. Thought I was going to die
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Fri March 05, 2021
(Fark)
 
 
 
It's Friday. You're stuck at home, but feeling a little good. What music are you rocking?
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(Coconuts)
 
 
 
Me so thorny
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(KTAR Phoenix)
 
 
 
He tried to get in touch with Doc Brown at the mall but Doc wanted plutonium, so he went home
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(Metro)
 
 
 
LIES
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(Mercury News)
 
 
 
My girlfriend's conspiracy theories about 5G and pre-marital sex causing COVID are causing me problems
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Almost as fun as reading that game manual over and over on the car ride home it's the Friday Fark Gaming Thread. LGT Wargame: Red Dragon free at Epic. What have you been playing this week? Side note: favourite puzzle games? Tell us inside
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(MSN)
 
 
 
What is an Ethernet cable? Also when did Ric Romero come out of retirement?
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Thu March 04, 2021
(Engadget)
 
 
 
Inspired by the Ford Pinto of years past, new Jeeps designed to catch fire easily
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Expanded $3,000 child tax credit could help 10 million kids in poverty. Well, if they do their homework, clean their rooms, and leave mommy and her special friend alone for a little while first
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(Vodak Rocks)
 
 
 
9 ways to use vodak to clean your home. 1) Get drunk first, 2) Get a good buzz first, 3) Get your spouse drunk first and enlist him or her
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Baker Mayfield claims to have seen a UFO on drive home from dinner. Stops them and tries to sell the insurance
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(AL.com)
 
 
 
Gov. Kay Ivey (R-AL) bucks GOP downhill spiral, extends mandatory mask wearing another month to 9 April 2021. She is a cancer survivor, you know
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Rando sets fires to homes of city officials, police chief, two other cops, two relatives, two doctors, and neighbor. **Correction** "rando" is former police chief and former Major in Prince George's PD. Never change, PG county. Never change
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(Metro)
 
Boobies
 
What's with all the naked women? Why are there so many in our homes?
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(This Is Colossal)
 
 
 
Construction in France uncovers a Roman villa dating back to 1-2 A.D
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(People Magazine)
 
 
 
After fences, cameras and calls to the cops failed to solve anything, neighbors took shifts standing guard over an Asian-American family targeted by racially motivated attacks. If this doesn't work Olivia Munn plans to don her Psylocke costume
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
"How do I stop my 4 year-old from destroying everything in my home?"
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
There's a new way to be listened to and watched from your desktop
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(CTV News)
 
 
 
What a bargain. For just 3/4 of a million dollars. Luxury
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Covid cases are decreasing, except where they're not
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Wed March 03, 2021
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Glowing praise for the man who saves the forgotten cats of Fukushima
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(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
Disney CEO Bob Chapek says the genie is out of the bottle and there's no way movie releases will ever go back to the old way of doing things
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(Some Sauce Guy)
 
 
 
March is National Sauce Month. List of favorite regional sauces to the left. Your favorites and home made sauce recipes to the right
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(Deseret News)
 
 
 
Man charged with possession of explosive parts, aggravated assault, possession of body armor and drugs - claims he was just trying to fix his Pinto
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
The House Ethics Committee finds there is "substantial reason to believe" that GOP Rep. Steven Palazzo of Mississippi abused his office and misspent campaign funds. Bonus Irony: Rep. Palazzo was an accountant before going to Congress
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
"Around 8:30 a.m., a proctor discovered what turned out to be a pipe bomb and a homemade gun, known as a zip gun, at the northeast corner of Ethel I. Baker Elementary" Another day another ... wait, a zip gun? What is this, the 50's?
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(Buzzfeed News)
 
 
 
When you're so batshiat culty that even CrossFit backs away into the bushes, Homer-style
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(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
Buzzfeed posts its most depressing listicle: how to stay fed when you're poor in America
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(WBNG Binghamton)
 
 
 
Meet Max, the temporary executive director of the Susquehanna SPCA. The swap sees the real director literally in the dog house to bring awareness to animals that spend extended stays in shelters. Welcome to this week's Woofday Wetnose Wednesday
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Tue March 02, 2021
(Reuters)
 
 
 
When asked about the future of oil demand, the CEOs of ARAMCO and Chevron merely touched fingertips and stated, "Excellent" while refusing to comment on the safety of the Rolling Stones
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Chalk up one more reason for the GOP to oppose virtual learning
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Steve Nash had an epic reaction to being told his Nets haven't won on the Spurs' home court in twenty years 👀
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(Anchorage Daily News)
 
 
 
Dear workplace coach: Our employees are drinking while working from home. What can we do to eliminate their last coping mechanism and destroy any shred of happiness?
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(We Are Central PA)
 
 
 
Protip: If you are going to the probation office, leave your heroin at home
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(Speedway Media)
 
 
 
William Byron took the checkered at Homestead, where the words "Dixie Vodka," much like Clint Bowyer, were "plastered" all over the track. Denny Hamlin tells Kyle Petty to go "royally" screw himself, and Chase Elliott proposes a Cannonball Run
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(Page Six)
 
 
 
Pregnant Emily Ratajkowski poses fully nude. She's promoting a book if you care and are still here
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(CBS Minnesota)
 
 
 
Some residents of Eagan, MN lose phone and internet service due to: A. snowstorm, B. windstorm, C. screaming, machete-wielding woman
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(MLive.com)
 
 
 
Prosecutor says it is not a crime for the neighbor of a black family to hang a flag that basically says "I hate your people so much I support an organization that wants to kill you"
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Make ME wait in Line? Talk American
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Phrasing
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(TC Palm)
 
 
 
Flame thrower. When you absolutely, positively got to kill every MF in the room, accept no substitutes
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(Fox 43 Pennsylvania)
 
 
 
US manufacturing activity jumps to 3-year high in February, since people aren't eating out much and spending money on homes and other projects
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(Sad and Useless)
 
 
 
Babushka cats - or as they say in States of United America "do-rag kitties". Your cat is annoyed & wishes you would work outside the home already
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
"Honey, I brought home the roast chicken and it's really fresh"
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Cheetos residue leads to burglary charges as cops catch perpetrator orange-handed
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Mon March 01, 2021
(AZ Family)
 
 
 
Horse farm opens hotel for homeless hounds, helping their homeless humans while they seek help themselves
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(Chicago Bears)
 
 
 
The Tom Brady-led 2020 Super Bowl winning Tampa Bay Bucs have the second easiest NFL schedule in 2021
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(IMDB)
 
 
 
Welcome to the Fark Monday Movie Rewind. A thread to discuss what movies/TV we've seen this past week. LGT "Billie Eilish: The World's a Little Blurry". Side-note: Any musician documentaries you'd recommend?
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Monday Night PL: Everton and Saints. Toffees, with twin games in hand, can equal Liverpool on points, while Southampton have lost seven of their last eight. Match time 3:00 pm ET on NBCSN
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(You Knee)
 
 
 
Ranking best home uniforms in MLB. 2 of top 3 are pinstripes, but not those
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(The Sun (Ireland))
 
 
 
People of County Mayo in Ireland can finally come out of their homes, 'Houdini' the goat who evaded capture for three weeks has finally been caught
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(Toronto Sun)
 
 
 
Did you go to class with someone who got COVID? Go to your room and think about what you did, eh. See you in two weeks
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Sun February 28, 2021
(CNN)
 
 
 
Cuomo has reached the "I was only teasing" portion of his sex scandal. On the plus side, for him, no one is talking about nursing homes deaths anymore
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Woman on antiquing trip buys packet of old letters, gets them home and finds out farking in strange places is the subject of one, and you're not going to believe how strange. NSFW
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(CBC)
 
 
 
No Mask? No Mail
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(CNN)
 
 
 
We've seen stories of rural Japanese houses going cheap. An American couple found something special
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(Metro)
 
 
 
"You've just been released from quarantine. How are you going to celebrate?" "We're going to McDonald's"
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(NASCAR)
 
 
 
Denny Hamlin has the pole as the Nascar Cup Series returns to the pastel walls of Homestead for the Dixie Vodak 400, 3:30pm ET on Fox
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(CTV News)
 
 
 
Seventeen-year-old girl sent home for wearing an outfit she was told could make her teacher uncomfortable. Well, if you're going to dress like an Amish lingerie model, that's what happens
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(TMZ)
 
 
 
Bryan Cranston has listed his eco-friendly Ventura Beach house for a cool 5 million. Motorhome listed separately
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Sat February 27, 2021
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Georgia family adds a new wing to their mobile home
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Man assaults cops by repeatedly running into their fists
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(Centers for Disease Control)
 
 
 
CDC finally releases indoor air guidance for schools
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
The pandemic has caused many homeowners to venture into "Extreme D.I.Y." when it comes to their home decor and, yeah, it shows
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Italian court serves up food delivery companies a €733 million spicy meatball
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Fri February 26, 2021
(NPR)
 
 
 
Despite the best efforts of its own home-grown bands of racists, bigots, fascists, nationalists, insurrectionists, domestic terrorists, and other GOP operatives, Virginia is about to pass its very own Voting Rights Act
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(Soompi)
 
 
 
Actor sent home to recover from injury while filming K-drama "Joseon Exorcist." Fortunately it wasn't a neck hyper-rotation or bile-scarred throat, just a knee bumping the set
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(WSLS Virginia)
 
 
 
Dollar Tree Matthew McConaughey is the latest winner of an FBI home raid
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Something strange is afoot in Australia
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Matt Gaetz: "They were strippin' granny out of the Covid ward at the hospital, and tossin' her in the nursing home for just enough time to infect everybody, and then go back to the hospital so that deaths could be recategorized for politics"
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(Outside Online)
 
 
 
Cool: climbing Half Dome. Scary: skiing Half Dome
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(WGRZ Buffalo)
 
 
 
New York residents will no longer be able to use the old Covid-19 excuse for why they can't visit grandma in her nursing home. Don't forget the hard candy
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Sea dick. Run
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(Vintage Everyday)
 
 
 
Bonjour, madames et monsieurs - photograghs vintage de chats parisiens, s'il vous plaît. *accordion music plays in the background*
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Facebook sells Amazon
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Chelsea Handler goes skiing naked to celebrate body positivity and her birthday. It's all downhill from here
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(Salon)
 
 
 
CPAC is going to be a Trump homecoming and ode to hate
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Thu February 25, 2021
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Well if you're working from home you won't need a company car, will you
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(Missoulian)
 
 
 
Middle school student refuses to take off hat because he's embarrassed by his haircut, gets sent to principal's office. Principal whips out clippers and gives student a pro cut. "Looking good and representing and presenting yourself is huge for kids"
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Levittown 2.0: Long Island welcomes first 3D-printed homes, listed for half the price of local comparables. "Listed," not "Sold"
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(The Progress)
 
 
 
Nietzsche is dead--God
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Every home needs at least two refrigerators. Plus one for the adult beverages
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(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
♩ I used to be scared, denying who I was ♫ Acting straight but then going out to the gay fish clubs ♫ Dancing with the Marlins making out with the all the Snappers ♫ I'd take a Salmon home and work that Coddle Fin for hours ♩
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(My Modern Metropolis)
 
 
 
Happiness is a dormouse family with its own little village
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Stray dog interrupts soccer game, gets new forever home
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(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
E.T. was a traumatic film in and of itself, but this planned sequel would have been much worse
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"My stepdaughter's teacher has said multiple times that she feels my stepdaughter would be 'better off' at home with her mother. I feel this is overstepping on the teacher's part. Am I wrong?"
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Zillow to start making cash offers based on "Zestimate," which realtor groups have noted can vary by up to 50% from actual local market conditions. What could possibly go wrong?
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Zillow to start making cash offers based on "Zestimate," which realtor groups have noted can vary by up to 50% from actual local market conditions. What could possibly go wrong?
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(CNN)
 
 
 
NYC, couldn't you just have stuck to the generic version of coronavirus? Not everything has be homegrown
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(Metro)
 
 
 
London is being overrun by rats. This is not a repeat of 1346
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(SoraNews24)
 
 
 
Your authority is not recognized in FORT KICKASS
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Wed February 24, 2021
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
We are the roller blading cops of Karachi in Pakistan/We're fearless on our roller blades, move faster than we ever ran/We know the terrorists and will arrest them with all prejudice/ With uniforms and guns we know that when we fire we cannot miss
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(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
Disappointed in the lack of RFID chips in covid vaccines? Here is a DIY kit so you can chip yourself
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Pulse oximeters might be racist
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Texas Republicans: Sure, the power grid catastrophically collapsed and people froze to death in their homes, but at least we staved off mass hysteria by making it crystal clear that teachers are allowed to say "Merry Christmas"
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
The title for Spider-Man 3 has officially been announced. Luckily it didn't release in 2020, or we would have had Spider-Man: Homeschooled
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Poop Map app is top of the plops down under
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Group sex with groupies: what Subby would do if he were a fully vaccinated Dr. Fauci
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(CNN)
 
 
 
The housing market might be overheated as everyone spent the past year looking around and saying "What a dump"
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Home Depot says it's focused on eco-friendly cordless power tools for spring while again neglecting to mention anything about finding a salesperson on the floor
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(WZZM 13 Grand Rapids)
 
 
 
After being rescued from horrific abuse in 2011, this sweet girl spent 10 years in Michigan's shelter system, but now Tatiana has found her forever home & will spend her golden years there. Please welcome her to this week's Woofday Wetnose Wednesday
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
The private equity companies that invested in nursing homes before the pandemic are every bit as good for nursing-home residents as you'd expect
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Tue February 23, 2021
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Bill to increase the minimum wage to $10/hr introduced by Tom Cotton. Fark: The minimum wage in Cotton's home state of Arkansas is currently $11/hr
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(Axios)
 
 
 
Covid cases in nursing homes are on the decline, according to data not provided by Andrew Cuomo
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(WANE Ft. Wayne)
 
 
 
Should have used RealDolls
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(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
"Rich People" purportedly using social media to share secret codes on Covid vaccination appointments intended for poor, ethnic Californians. And don't get me started on those SnowPiercer accommodations
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Chinese power company cut power to tens of thousands after a man climbs utility pole to exercise, the voltage at home not being sufficient to power his crunches
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(Independent)
 
 
 
"Sometimes you say I was watching these Islamic State videos, but I was watching porn 10 minutes later"
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(News 5 Cleveland)
 
 
 
Summit county Ohio, home to the fifth largest city in Ohio, will be allotting Covid-19 vaccines by lottery. Feelin' lucky?
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(NPR)
 
 
 
New data reveal all of the areas where Americans live at severe risk of flood damage, and wow. Looks like a whole lot of us are going to be under water soon
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Live, from the Senate Homeland Security Committee....It's YOUR hearing on insurrections. (LGT live feed)
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(Google)
 
 
 
It's been almost a year since "pandemic hoarding" entered our lexicon. What did you do to adapt, and are you still doing it?
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(Daily Dot)
 
 
 
Unexpected hazard of a snow storm in Texas: getting arrested for walking home from work while Black
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Giuliani tried to dodge being served with $1 billion Dominion Voting Systems lawsuit, source says
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(CTV News)
 
 
 
Quebec government, along with local foundations, is creating a permanent one-stop shop for services for the homeless. They could've saved a lot of money if they just gave them a one way ticket on the hound like they do in the US
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Mon February 22, 2021
(SFGate)
 
 
 
People in San Francisco's Laguna Heights neighborhood dropped some really good acid and thought they saw a Victorian house wandering the streets. Others didn't drop any acid at all and thought the same
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Hurr durr me livestream self in Capitol doing treason because have big smart brain
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(WTAE)
 
 
 
Well, the gun show was a success... for the police, AG's office
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Not to mention the huge growth in the "What it means for the economy" article written from the couch sector
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(ABC7 New York)
 
 
 
Darwin has a low opinion of homemade gender reveal explosives
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Up to 10,000 fans to return to UK stadia by mid-May, making it 9000 more than use Google Stadia
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(Page Six)
 
 
 
Patrick Mahomes welcomes first child, Sterling Skye Mahomes, expected to play against Tom Brady in about 20 years
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
"Ted Cruz - who remember, wants to be president - told the world he was bullied into international travel by twins, got cyberbullied into returning home, leaving his wife to parent alone in a foreign country," John Oliver rages against Fled Cruz
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(Phoenix New Times)
 
 
 
Animal shelter offers pre-rolled cannabis joints to anyone who adopts a puppy. Say please don't smoke it before you leave, otherwise you'll probably forget the dog
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(Zillow)
 
 
 
In some parts of San Diego county, $800,000 gets you an unfinished house, complete with local artwork
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(Portland Press Herald)
 
 
 
For $5 million you can now own John Travolta's oceanic mansion in Maine. That is a phenomena of a price
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(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
Health-mad mum doesn't understand the first thing about going to McDonald's for eating healthy after turning her Big Mac into a salad
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Texan loses electricity for four days, powers his home with his Ford truck
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(MSN)
 
 
 
"He ding-dong-ditches your house, you send one of his to the morgue. That's the SFPD way"
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Sun February 21, 2021
(Newsweek)
 
 
 
"Stay home and self-quarantine for a full 7 days after travel," the U.S. Centers for Disease Control and Prevention advises. Guess who didn't listen?
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(Honolulu Star Advertiser)
 
 
 
Time to move to Hawai'i
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
So you've been moved into a work-from-home job because of an ongoing plague, and your company is free-riding your electricity, Internet, and other expenses? Sure would've been nice if you got a tax break for that. Gee, I wonder where that went?
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Lusty Singapore vending machines give people crabs
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(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
Deere: "We pinky swear to sell diagnostic tools for our equipment " Three years later: "lolz here's literally a toy version "
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(ABC 33/40 Birmingham)
 
 
 
PSA: If you're going to rob a house, you may want to refrain from napping on the couch and watching TV. You know, just in case the home-owners return
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Sat February 20, 2021
(CNN)
 
 
 
Delivery driver nearly hits Texas couple's home, gets stuck in their driveway. So they take her in--for five days. They share Valentine's dinner she delivered, she naps with couple's dogs, bakes cake in thanks. Warmth of this story should end crisis
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(Click2Houston)
 
 
 
Texas lawmaker facing questions after abandoning the state during a crisis for a warmer locale - Difficulty: Not Ted Cruz
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Before you sell that rare baseball card for the millions of dollars it's now worth, think for a moment: Wouldn't you rather own cards for the nostalgic value? Wouldn't it be nicer to trade it away like you once did as a child, not profit from it?
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(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
Hot mic at a supposedly private school board meeting? Uh-oh
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(London Evening Standard)
 
 
 
Britains very dapper 103-year-old Tom Jones will follow in Captain Sir Tom Moore's footsteps to raise money for charities. Of course he'll be wearing a tuxedo and sipping a cocktail while walking the gardens of his care home
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(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
The next time-honored movie story to be ruined by turning it into a TV series is Blade Runner
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(Global News (Canada))
 
 
 
After 33 years of saving thousands of stray and surrendered cats, North Toronto Cat Rescue soon won't have a place to call home. "Please help us. This is so hard to close. I can't even tell you, it breaks my heart." Welcome to a sad Caturday
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Fri February 19, 2021
(Southgate News-Herald)
 
 
 
We Wish Wandering Wet Wyandotte Wall Wackers Would Walk...or maybe call a cab
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(WWE)
 
 
 
It's the "go home" show before Sunday's Elimination Chamber: Cesaro, Daniel Bryan & K.O. vs Jey, Sami & Corbin. Will Bianca & Sasha force Reginald to pick them a good wine to watch this with? What is Kalisto doing? Find out starting at 8 PM ET on FOX
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
For the truly lazy...an RV with a second floor, and built-in elevator to get up there. What will they think of next?
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(Bon Appetit)
 
 
 
"Fast-Track Your Tofu." Yes, Bon Appetit is here to ruin both work and lunch
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Sen. Zodiac tells Snowflake to suck it up buttercup
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Cancun was not the first time Cruz took the family on an out-of-country vacation during a public crisis
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(Insider)
 
 
 
Article reveals the best ways to reheat pizza, but the genius hack is how to store leftover pizza
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(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Someone is stalking Billie Eilish, presumably Dionne Warwick
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
In a brilliant legal maneuver, Capitol rioter Suzanne Kaye, 58, filmed herself drinking cinnamon Jack Daniels and citing her "Second Amendment right to shoot the FBI's f*cking ass" if they come to her house
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(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
Mum comes home to find huge Tibetan mastiff lounging on her couch that her teenage daughter bought online without her knowledge, sadly the giant dog is back online seeking a human who can handle his size
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Zodiac admits that Cancun-gate was "obviously a mistake" as he returns home greeted by protestors calling for his resignation, according to that left wing rag...Fox News? (Bonus: He's still blaming his daughters)
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
In the '60s and '70s, historic San Francisco Victorian homes had their facades covered up with siding. Now their owners are paying big bucks to have them restored
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(KCCI Des Moines)
 
 
 
Woman's pregnancy ends much as it began, with her asking to get plowed
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Thu February 18, 2021
(Cleveland Plain Dealer)
 
 
 
Former Cincinnati City Council member accused of harboring fugitive. Tommy Lee Jones unavailable for comment
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(NBC Sports)
 
 
 
Howie Roseman hits another home run for Eagles with 2020 NFL draft
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(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
Cops arrest Florida burglar who allegedly targeted homes while families were at funerals, in another win against grave crimes
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(MassLive)
 
 
 
Massachusetts opens up vaccines to 65 and older this week, which immediately crashed their scheduling website from increased traffic. I guess I will just have to keep refreshing beerspill.ma.gov until it's fixed
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(Texas Monthly)
 
 
 
13 different curses about Ted Cruz you can mutter while you boil your snow ration
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(CBS Detroit)
 
 
 
Just a reminder, sometimes older people just randomly die after getting the Covid vaccine
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Check out the Foxes in La Jolla CA
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Demand for alternative home powering sources is surging amid an increase in extreme weather events. In other words, Generac is hiring
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(WESH Orlando)
 
 
 
Just how bad are things in Texas? People are waiting up to 4 hours to get food from Burger King
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Some tips on avoiding pandemic parenting burnout that you probably won't be able to read until 9PM
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(WACH)
 
 
 
Elderly couple slay armed home intruder. Bet they have a nice lawn
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Wed February 17, 2021
(Baton Rouge Advocate)
 
 
 
Hell of a day to go swimming, I tell ya
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
New York Fed says the pandemic led to a U.S. housing boom and reduced credit card debt. As long as you kept your job of course
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(Fox 5 San Diego)
 
 
 
A normal season has 17 teams in the MASL. This year, 10 have opted not to play. Of the 7 clubs left, some could not play at home
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(WGME Portland)
 
 
 
Nothing like a candlelight bath on Valentine's day. In a stranger's home
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(Live5 News Charleston)
 
 
 
Toto safely returns home from Oz
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(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
Italian town issued 'stay at home' warning after Mafia don's enormous black panther escapes looking to whack any rivals in its way
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(Charleston Post and Courier)
 
 
 
So, like every other weekend but with a bit of Catherine the Great tossed in?
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(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
You know you're doing some fine police work Louise when you go to an illegal boozy lockdown party then try driving home drunk and crashing into a house
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Not the most important part of the story but aren't all igloos homemade?
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(PennLive)
 
 
 
Police, who had responded to the scene, said the couple had trouble explaining the $1,300 of stolen merchandise from Home Depot, Bed Bath & Beyond, Giant Eagle, Macy's, DICK's Sporting Goods, Target, and Walmart which was found in their car
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Texas mayor resigns after telling citizens seeking assistance during power outage "your lazy" and "the strong will survive and the week will perish," though he claims his comments were taken out of context
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(NPR)
 
 
 
New York sues Amazon for COVID-19 workplace safety failures, which, when you think about it, is a pretty good way of distracting from the governor's failures in accurately reporting COVID-19 nursing home deaths
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(CNN)
 
 
 
British manor home gets filled with wasps, and not the good kind. If there is a good kind
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(San Francisco Chronicle)
 
 
 
San Francisco to invest $27 million in program to boost homeownership, creating as many as three new homeowners
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Incomplete pass by Chiefs' Patrick Mahomes makes NFL list of season's top 100 plays
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(4Utah.com)
 
 
 
Police help track down runaway emu in Utah town, says officer Rod Hull
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(CBS 21 Harrisburg)
 
 
 
How you dress when you work at home can affect your productivity level. Right, so just wearing boxers doesn't get much done?
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(WABI Bangor)
 
 
 
Get high on growing your own mushrooms
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(Prevention)
 
 
 
Okay my dudes. By now, everything is a symptom. Why even ask anymore? Here's the new test. Ya think it's a Thing? Then it's a Thing. Stay home
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Tue February 16, 2021
(Dallas News)
 
 
 
Some Texas homeowners gambled on their electric bills by signing contracts tied to wholesale prices. Guess what shot up 1000% this week?
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
A brief history of one of the best cartoons from the 80s: Dungeons and Dragons
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(WCVB Boston)
 
 
 
Man subdued by law enforcement officers on flight from Atlanta to Boston after attempting to open cabin door mid-flight. No word whether or not he saw a creature walking on the wings and pulling up the engine cowlings
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(CBS Sports)
 
 
 
It's Spain vs. France. It's England vs. Germany; Barcelona against Paris; Liverpool against Leipzig. It's the CHAMPIONS round of 16. Matches at 3:00 pm ET on CBS Sports and All Access
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(WJAC TV Johnstown)
 
 
 
Dude shoots out his rear car window with a gun. Hides in house. Police say they announced more than 30 times for the home to be evacuated. Well yeah. It wasn't like he could hear you
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(Yo Mama)
 
 
 
What's the most bizarre thing you've seen on one of your Zoom calls?
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(MSN)
 
 
 
DHS is now shifting to face the threat of domestic terrorism after failing to warn about the possibility of right-wing groups storming the Capitol, will now have to concentrate on stopping homegrown terrorists and white supremacists
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(WPDH)
 
 
 
The Culinary Institute of America calls on Farkers' livers to make sacrifices
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(We Are Central PA)
 
 
 
Evil CEO cuts his employees' hours to 35 per week. Wait, they're still paid for 40? Hero tag it is
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(Politico)
 
 
 
The "pro-family" "pro-life" GOP, is betting that there are enough parents who are so sick of spending time with their kids that they will vote for whomever promises to re-open the daycare warehouses, excuse me, public schools, no matter what
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(WKBN Youngstown)
 
 
 
Violent gang damages houses and breaks into homes in city-wide crime spree
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Top Australian swimmer goes from Olympic rings to meth ring
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(NextShark)
 
 
 
Asian woman has the nerve to walk alone on a public sidewalk, earning a racist tirade from a tough-guy real estate agent ... correction, make that ex-real estate agent
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Mon February 15, 2021
(Metro)
 
 
 
Deep-fried human hands and feet found. Also, a pair of legs which had not been deep-fried
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
New study shows that gaming may actually increase your productivity at work. Just think about the potential benefits of Farking
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(Ultimate Classic Rock)
 
 
 
In 1994, just months after Kurt Cobain checked out, Tom Petty invited Dave Grohl to be the Heartbreakers' full-time drummer, but Dave committed to his nascent Foo Fighters gig
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(LAD Bible)
 
 
 
Sir I won't be able to make it to work because of the weather. Also please disregard that last pic I sent
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Homegrown mutation of the Coronavirus are starting to show up US so now MAGAts don't have to worry about catching those foreign born mutations
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(WPXI.com)
 
 
 
Remember Buffalo Bill's house from "Silence of the Lambs" being sold recently? New owner is turning it into a bed and breakfast
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Superb Owl post lowest viewership numbers since 2007, especially in the Mahomes-to-Brady age range
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(Daily Star)
 
 
 
In Elon Musk space news, it seems he needs those rockets because he is phoning home (possible nsfw content on page)
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Bill Gates: Solving Covid easy compared with climate. Welp, we're boned
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(CBS 17)
 
 
 
73-year-old woman wounded during home invasion by two masked men. Fortunately, 12-year-old kid had better marksmanship
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Looks like traffic in Indiana is udderly messed up. Even trying to use a detour is a moo point once you're stuck. It'll behoof you to show patience because you might have to sit there until the cows come home
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Sun February 14, 2021
(KFOR Oklahoma City)
 
 
 
We know it's cold, but don't use tiki torches to warm up your house
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
♫ Finished with the COVID fear, it was hurting on my mind / People think I'm happy now 'cos I got the vaxx on time / All day long I think of things but nothing seems to last / Even if you get the shot, don't forget to wear a mask ♫
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
Stop what you're doing - it's time for goat surfing
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(CBS Philadelphia)
 
 
 
I'm not saying they did the right thing, but I do understand their anger and frustration
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(11 Alive)
 
 
 
Amazon now offering delivery to your couch
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(11 Alive)
 
 
 
Amazon now offering delivery to your couch
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(Atlanta Journal Constitution)
 
 
 
Suburban Atlanta school district will now allow students to stay home if they get better grades in a home-learning environment. Everybody else, get on the bus
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(Vancouver Is Awesome)
 
 
 
Couple buys 1908 house slated for demolition for $1; moves it three blocks and does incredible restoration. Bonus: single-shot drone flythrough
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Sat February 13, 2021
(TuneIn)
 
 
 
On tonight's Paul's Memory Bank (8PM ET) Mr. Conklin plans a holiday trip to get away from Miss Brooks, George & Rudolph attend their college homecoming football game without Liz and Iris and Clark is searching for the mysterious Dr Roebling
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(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
You know those pythons down in the Everglades? Turns out they migrate
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(NASCAR)
 
 
 
Daytona Speedweek continues with two races on FS1 Saturday. ARCA's Lucas Oil 200 kicks it off at 1:30 PM ET and then it's Xfinity's Beef: It's What's For Dinner 300 at 5 PM with Smoke and Itchy in the booth
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Baltimore Ravens cornerback followed from the airport and robbed at LA hotel. Sheeeeeeeeeit. If he wanted to be robbed at gunpoint he could have stayed home
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(Eugene Register-Guard)
 
 
 
For one lost cat, surviving a wildfire was the miracle, staying alive alone in the burned landscape for months was the struggle, and now reunion with its family is his last challenge. Welcome to Caturday
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(Some Bored Guy)
 
 
 
Man decides to paint his house during the pandemic, then again and again and again
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Fri February 12, 2021
(SlashFilm)
 
 
 
Remember that controversial, character-betraying moment in "Man of Steel" where Superman goes all Homelander and kills someone with his heat vision? A new teaser trailer released for Justice League shows that Zack Snyder is doubling down on that
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(NASCAR)
 
 
 
Daytona Speedweeks first points race kicks off tonight with the trucks. Johnny Sauter has the pole with Sheldon Creed alongside. Forecast is for thunderstorms so this may take awhile. This is your NextEra Energy 250 discussion thread at 7:30pm EST
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
New York: We only hid nursing home deaths so we didn't get in trouble with the Feds
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(Laughing Squid)
 
 
 
Do you miss the hustle and bustle of your favorite watering hole? Here's a great 'interactive audio experience' that you can use while getting shiat-faced alone at home
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Chickens coming home to roost. How does that work exactly?
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(UPI)
 
 
 
Utah man stops over at relative's house, finds a lonely cougar. Surprisingly not a pornhub plot
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(NBC 10 Boston)
 
 
 
Not news: Tuukka Rask leaves Bruins with an empty net to get the extra man on the ice. Fark: Game was tied
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
Gina Carano to star in Ben Shapiro produced movie, so she is moving right into foot porn
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(Mansion Global)
 
 
 
Remember all those people from the cities who rushed to buy suburban houses during the pandemic? Well they now regret it
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(Mansion Global)
 
 
 
Remember all those people from the cities who rushed to buy suburban houses during the pandemic? Well they now regret it
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(Arrowhead a D)
 
 
 
Patrick Mahomes unable to leave Chiefs to join Bucs' Tom Brady next Super team
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(6ABC Philadelphia)
 
 
 
If the cops pull over your U-Haul, blurting out "There's a body in the back" is bound to delay your trip
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Here is how you can use your phone to make pro-looking home videos with these 8 tips for filming and editing
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(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
"Your honor, after I got busted robbing that bank I decided I'm just not into money anymore, so can I go home now? P.S.: I'm not only white, but quite possibly the whitest white guy who ever whited"
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Thu February 11, 2021
(SoraNews24)
 
 
 
In career-limiting move, Reuters reporter travels from England to Japan and immediately brings mutant strain of coronavirus to party. "I broke Japanese guidelines and went out. I only went to that pub once"
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(KCRA 3 Sacramento)
 
 
 
Man sent to the hospital after one of his homemade bombs went all explodee
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(Food and Wine)
 
 
 
The solution here is to share with your delivery person and make a friend for life
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Finnish snow-shoeing group puts your snow angels to shame
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(Atlanta Journal Constitution)
 
 
 
Georgia Secretary of State Brad Raffensperger is finding out home recording can pay off
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(Business Insider (Australia))
 
 
 
The right way to reincarnate cold and soggy fries
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(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Do you have any of these vintage video games at hiding at home? They could be worth a fortune (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Angry Lindsey Graham says Capitol attackers should have been met with deadly force
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Pepsi is the real thing
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(CTV News)
 
 
 
Meanwhile in Canada, a town is rocked by scandal
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(NFL)
 
 
 
This little piggy went to market, this little piggy stayed home, this little piggy had roast beef, and this little piggy had its torn plantar plate successfully surgically repaired
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(WJAC TV Johnstown)
 
 
 
Protip: Avoid domestic disputes if you have a marijuana grow-op in your home
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Homeowner finds secret pasta sauce recipe hidden in garage from 1947, the same year as the Roswell UFO incident. There are no coincidences
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(TMZ)
 
 
 
Tom Brady vs Patrick Mahomes, find out who will win the rematch, this spring 2021
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(EurekAlert)
 
 
 
Mail-in sperm testing system is just as reliable as tests performed in clinic settings. The only drawback is not to get caught posting your sample
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Own your home? You're living in a bubble. Again
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(Irish Post US)
 
 
 
How to make a McDonald's Shamrock Shake at home, courtesy of the Irish Post
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Cara Dune died on the way back to her home planet, which was already destroyed by the first Death Star
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Wed February 10, 2021
(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
There's a new bounty hunting app available to the general public. What could possibly go wrong?
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(Fox5 DC)
 
 
 
DC homeowners and construction workers chase off car thieves by throwing rocks, making noise, opening their coats to look bigger
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(Bored Panda)
 
 
 
All the ladies say there ain't nothin' better than good hard wood
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Dad took us fishing and all we caught was this lousy kangaroo
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(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Dallas Mavs owner Mark Cuban has not been playing the Star Spangled Banner before home games. The NBA: You will play it from here on
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(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
Cab-over Pete with a reefer on And a Jimmy haulin' hogs
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
"I'll take 'Who's suits were donated to homeless shelter so residents can go to job interviews?' for $500"
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
They were looking for Devin Nunes
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(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
What they really meant to say is "bitporn"
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Cisco faces uncertainties as people don't wear thongs when working from home
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
With their numbers halved in past 25 years, plans to save the UK swifts are moving quickly
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Heineken cutting 8,000 jobs after sales hammered by more folks getting hammered at home
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
"Every time I ask my daughter if she's done with her homework, she says that she is. Yet every time, she is not, and when I quiz her she winds up crying. How can I get her to change her habits?"
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Cisco CEO says managers are tired of not being able to micromanage their employees
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(Everett Herald)
 
 
 
After couple couldn't find commercial-grade kitchen for catering company, they built their own in their home garage. When Covid came, their "garage paella" became popular pickup and to-go item
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(Patch)
 
 
 
Maybe you didn't grow up in the first house on your street to have color TV, or cable, or a video game system, or a computer, or whatever, but hey, "first house on your street to have a drive-through" is still available
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(Bleacher Report)
 
 
 
It took 13 home games for people to realize the Dallas Mavericks stopped playing the national anthem before games
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Tue February 09, 2021
(ABC 15)
 
 
 
Remember being in elementary school and sneaking out of the house at night? Good times
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(NASCAR)
 
 
 
The groundhog has spoken, and he's foreseen another 36 weeks of racing. Busch Clash at Daytona ON THE ROAD COURSE with no practice. Clownshoes commence at 7pm ET on FS1
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(NFL)
 
 
 
Toecutter meeting with Patrick Mahomes tomorrow. No word if Nightrider or Sprog Rockatansky will also be there
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(SB Nation)
 
 
 
Randy Johnson's home security system: (a) 24/7 camera surveillance, (b) armed security patrol, (c) a moat filled with alligators, or (d) a bag of baseballs under his bed, to throw at intruders
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
After a 17-month, 3000ml journey, this sea eagle is Wight at home
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Jim Weatherly, writer of 'Midnight Train to Georgia' , dies at 77. Fun fact: The song was originally called "Midnight Plane to Houston" as a country song
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(MLive.com)
 
 
 
Dad builds luge track in family's backyard for kids to sled on
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Have a look inside a Staten Island home that has a "pink floating staircase," a "cotton ball river" and a sunken living room that leads to a paradise bar. Very Staten Island
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(NBC Washington)
 
 
 
Working from home can lead to health risks, and we're not just talking about the normal ones associated with day drinking, Cheeto overdoses, and Chronic Embarrassment Syndrome from always forgetting you're pantless on webcam
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(Cleveland Plain Dealer)
 
 
 
Man goes to Taco Bell, claims he's armed, demands 3 tacos. "The attempt to get the tacos didn't work out well for the suspect"
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
"Rhiley Morrison ate the small magnetic balls to see if metal objects would stick to his stomach and to see how they looked when he pooped them out"
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Oh boy, just what I've always wanted...a mobile office van so I can take my work with me when I go on a road trip
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(Idaho State Journal)
 
 
 
Police warn homeowner that an armed fugitive is in the area. Homeowner gets his own gun for protection. Police then surround the homeowner's property, kill him when he matches the description for the criminal and doesn't drop his weapon in time
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Protip: Don't play Russian roulette with an automatic pistol
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(CBC)
 
 
 
I don't want to wait for our lives to be over
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
How to make the best pizza at home. Step one: Take the Lozza Mozza out of the wrapper and put it in the oven
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"My partner says it's off-putting that I stare into people's homes. Isn't that just normal?"
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(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
MLB, mid 1990's home run surge: "we haven't juiced the balls, we swear, it's a statistical anomaly." MLB, 2/8/21: "yeah, the recent home run surge; we're going to deaden the balls"
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Mon February 08, 2021
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Supercut of journalists and the pets that provide much needed assistance with their reports from home
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
You don't use the mask to cover your eyes, Florida Governor Ron DeSantis
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(UPI)
 
 
 
City offers remote workers $6000 to relocate there. Difficulty: Natchez, Mississippi
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Just one Monday night PL: Leeds host Palace. A win by either club moves them into the top half of the table. Match time 3:00 pm ET on NBCSN
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Man really enjoys Swan in Turkey. Sounds delicious
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(Pro Football Talk)
 
 
 
Patrick Mahomes set a Super Bowl record with 497 running yards
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
My fiancé wants me off the deed and mortgage to our new home. If I don't agree, he says we'll stay engaged forever. Does he not understand the same applies to his virginity?
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
You'll be able to tell which Brits lived through the pandemic in the UK just by looking at their teeth as DIY dentistry kits are recommended by dentists hit by covid restrictions. In other news, shares in soup producers go through the roof in Britain
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"Our in-home therapists have made it known they won't be getting the Covid-19 vaccine, a choice as dangerous as it is idiotic. We don't want them coming into our home without proper vaccines; what can we do?"
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(WAFF Huntsville)
 
 
 
AL teachers disappointed with proposed 2% pay raise this year as it doesn't match inflation, tech costs. "We had to create home offices. We had to get the technology we needed ... So we were reaching in our pockets to cover these deficits"
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(WRAL)
 
 
 
Home renovation is the bomb
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Sun February 07, 2021
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Subby was going to strap his protesting horns on and storm Taco Bell HQ, because they no longer offer Mexican Pizzas. What discontinued product or service do you wish was still available?
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(CNN)
 
 
 
I hope he got to go to Disneyland first
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(NFL)
 
 
 
Can Patrick Mahomes make it two Lombardi Trophies in a row? Or will Tom Brady get the ultimate home-field championship moment the league has dreamed of for years? Mask up and maintain distance, it's Super Bowl LV. (6:30 PM ET game time)
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(Contemporist)
 
 
 
Photoshop this home office desk detail
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(NBC Chicago)
 
 
 
Downloading child pornography using your employer's network is never a good idea. Isn't that right, police commander?
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
Come and knock on our door. Who the hell are you?
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Pod People
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(CNN)
 
 
 
News: man invites homeless people to live with him... in his front yard
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(Salon)
 
 
 
Why buy bagel bites, pizza rolls, and combos when you can waste hours and spend five times as much making them at home?
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Zookeeper killed after tigers escape. A bit harsh
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Sat February 06, 2021
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Lawsuits have consequences
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Oh, you're working from home? More time to dedicate to the company, peon
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(Axios)
 
 
 
Superb Owl advertising will look vastly different this year
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(MLive.com)
 
 
 
We've all seen those cute little homemade libraries that pop up in neighborhoods across the country but in Michigan people are building "libraries" in the winter where your kid can borrow a sled
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(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
There is having a bad hair day...and then there is "having 150 'Bunchems' snarled in your hair" bad hair day
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Texas is wasting enough gas to heat about 2 million homes a year. Governor of Texas issues Alamo order to prevent Biden from doing anything about it
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(WTHR Indianapolis)
 
 
 
Woman arrested after decaying corpse of mother discovered in home; claims she didn't report the death because she "didn't want to be alone." I guess we all go a little mad sometimes
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Fri February 05, 2021
(CNN)
 
 
 
Snail noodles and huge vats of bubble tea are helping China's KFC get through
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Rashida Tlaib gets emotional discussing the death threats she and her family have received from believers in QAnonsense like Marjorie Greene
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(Delish.com)
 
 
 
Wendy's giving away jr bacon cheeseburgers in February, but they're obviously prepared for Homer Simpson
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(CNN)
 
 
 
The Biden Administration to use the Defense Production Act to ramp up production of the Pfizer vaccine. Yay, leadership
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
So, the moral of this story is, if you ARE going to participate in a riot, don't show up drunk and an hour late for your bus ride back home. It might annoy one of your fellow passengers enough that they drop a dime on you to the FBI
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(Esquire)
 
 
 
Dummies' case for air fryers to the left. Home chefs, who only use duck fat from Serbia and ferment their own soybeans, telling you how they're a gimmick to the right. Smart cooks who use countertop convection ovens appropriately -- yer out of luck
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(The Register)
 
 
 
Have access to a Cisco Small Business VPN router? You're not the only one
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Article reveals details of photograph Stanley Tucci has of his late wife and current wife posing together at event some years back. Difficulty: doesn't actually show photograph
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Chipotle CFO says the idea for drive-thru was 'controversial' at first. But then he remembered how much people enjoy their home fields when the game gets quickly sloppy
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Nigella: I've learned to become more 'guarded.' Subby: is that why you won't return my calls? Or emails? Or texts? Or manly-scented perfumed notes? Or tins of muffins?
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(Axios)
 
 
 
Not gonna be antimaskers that kill us. It's gonna be the creamed-corn-eaters who need their grandkids to show them how to use their phone
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(The US Sun)
 
 
 
'Collapsologists' now living entirely off the land by having no bills, no mortgage, and an endless supply of homegrown grub in case civilization crumbles because of the coronavirus pandemic
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(SoraNews24)
 
 
 
Constructing a "supercurry" from 43 different Japanese curries. It's homemade curry, but not as we know it
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(Patheos)
 
 
 
Jesus is my scrubbing bubbles
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(Patheos)
 
 
 
Jesus is my scrubbing bubbles
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(Mr. Ed)
 
 
 
"Her hands were covered in blood. She was hysterical and could barely talk," said [her] mother. "All I could get out of her was, 'They fell through the ice and I had to save them. I had to save them"
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(SoraNews24)
 
 
 
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