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Tue August 09, 2022
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Yes, the planet got destroyed. But for a beautiful moment in time we forced BlackRock to create a lot of value for our retiree stakeholders
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Sun August 07, 2022
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Rocket City Trash Pandas' fireworks show was marred by unforced errors, fortunately there were no strikes
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Sat August 06, 2022
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Photoshop this kicker and holder
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Wed August 03, 2022
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
These colors might not by god run, but American Eagle's largest shareholder sure did
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Wed July 27, 2022
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Spirit - Frontier airline merger of suck called off due to shareholder opposition. Next up: the Spirit - JetBlue merger of suck
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Mon July 11, 2022
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Don't expect any shocking revelations in Unprecedented, it looks like they are probably all on the cutting room floor, like the interview on Air Force One being cancelled due to an unscheduled call from Putin
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Sun July 10, 2022
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Pull up your fainting couch: 75% of the Paycheck Protection Act was pocketed by shareholders and your bosses
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Wed July 06, 2022
(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
Eric Holder Jr convicted of first degree murder. Fox News nearly reaches climax after reading the headline too quickly
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Tue July 05, 2022
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
British filmmaker Alex Holder has been assigned two armed full-time guards, because TFG's people are such totally normal, not-unhinged individuals
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Tue June 28, 2022
(MSN)
 
 
 
Not News: Documentary filmmaker Alex Holder recorded a call between Jr and I'm Eric discussing plans to use claims that the election was rigged to overturn the results. Huge News: the call was on Sept 29th, just after the first debate ended
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Wed June 22, 2022
(Politico)
 
 
 
Jan 6 Committee: "All of this shiat is so farked up, more and more new evidence keeps coming out, and we have to keep the pressure on. MORE HEARINGS FOR EVERYONE"
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Wed June 15, 2022
(The Journal (Ireland))
 
 
 
Ryanair scraps Afrikaans language test for South African passport holders, confirms passengers will still have to pedal if they want to reach their destination
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Mon June 13, 2022
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Fill in the blank: The largest fine in US Immigration and Customs Enforcement history was $95,000,000 -- and it went to a business that includes ________________ as a shareholder
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Fri June 10, 2022
(The Drive)
 
 
 
Beauty is in the eye of the beholder
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Fri May 27, 2022
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Break out those tiny violins, folks. The overcrowding in American Express Centurion Lounges is getting out of hand, which means Platinum card holders are having to endure the same things as other people such as long waits like common peasants
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Wed May 25, 2022
(MSN)
 
 
 
Twitter's annual shareholders' meeting is today and it could be a doozy
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Mon May 23, 2022
(Geeks Are Sexy)
 
 
 
Homer Fading into the Steel Wool
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Wed May 18, 2022
(SoraNews24)
 
 
 
So the holder of the IP rights shows up at a restaurant and you won't believe what happens next
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Wed May 11, 2022
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Do you want zombies? Because this is how you end up with zombies
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Tue May 10, 2022
(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
Stepping up our climate goals today would not only save the planet, but it would be good for shareholder value
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Fri May 06, 2022
(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
TFW you read something that clearly signals your own obsolescence: "a lotta yall still dont get it ape holders can use multiple slurp juices on a single ape so if you have 1 astro ape and 3 slurp juices you can create 3 new apes"
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Sat April 30, 2022
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
To all those Underwater Basket Weaving degree holders your ship is about to come in. Medical and Law degree holders, not so much
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Wed April 20, 2022
(NBC Washington)
 
 
 
Netflix shareholders: your stock is tanking and you're losing subscribers by droves. WAT DO? Netflix: Raise prices. Start showing ads. Don't let them share passwords anymore. That'll bring them back
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Wed April 13, 2022
(MLive.com)
 
 
 
The Michigan DNR saying not to worry about all the headless deer being spotted on the side of the road is not as reassuring as they think it is
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