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Thu September 22, 2022
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Trump accepted a dozen bars of gold-pressed latinum as payment from a leaseholder, but claims that Constable Odo's investigation is a total witch-hunt led by a Dominion collaborator. "He's a big phony. He totally changed his look"
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Mon September 19, 2022
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Ralph Lauren returning $2bil to preppy shareholders over the next three years
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Sat September 17, 2022
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Patagonia saying that "Earth is now our only shareholder"? Yeah, about that
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Wed September 14, 2022
(The Drive)
 
 
 
What's the over under on a back the blue flag holder is still mounted in the bed?
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Tue September 06, 2022
(Guardian)
 
 
 
80-year-old grand slam singles record-holder says Serena Williams had it easy. "Back in my day we didn't have coaches or psychologists. We played with racket strings made from bobcat hides we hunted in the mountains and skinned with our teeth"
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Wed August 31, 2022
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
"He is incapable of understanding anything other than total and absolute admiration towards him." He needs to spend a little time on Fark. We will explain it to him
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Fri August 26, 2022
(NPR)
 
 
 
Are you a disgraced white guy famous for making bad decisions and blowing shareholder money on outrageous parties? Here, have another $350 million
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Thu August 25, 2022
(UPI)
 
 
 
World's longest cucumber grown in Britain by amateur gardener, the massive cuke measuring 3 feet and 8.6 inches long. Zombie Burgess Meredith impressed
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Wed August 24, 2022
(Some Nerd)
 
 
 
Fool. The value of dice based games is in the eye of the beholder
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Thu August 18, 2022
(Common Dreams)
 
 
 
Aaaaaand of course American microchip manufacturers decided to take that $76B freebie and enrich their shareholders instead of increasing investment in our own country
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Wed August 17, 2022
(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
"On the same day that Congress passed the [Chip Act], Intel ... sliced $4 billion from its capital spending plans for the rest of this year, although it said that it was still committed to a "strong and growing dividend" for its shareholders"
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(Slate)
 
 
 
The gig economy is going to destroy us all, but at least, for a while, shareholders will have earned slightly higher profits
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Tue August 16, 2022
(NPR)
 
 
 
Today would have been Nipsey Hussle's 37th birthday. He will not get an opportunity to celebrate his Hollywood star
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Thu August 11, 2022
(Food and Wine)
 
 
 
Forks, tiny swords, screws - anything's a corn cob holder if you're brave enough
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Tue August 09, 2022
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Yes, the planet got destroyed. But for a beautiful moment in time we forced BlackRock to create a lot of value for our retiree stakeholders
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Sun August 07, 2022
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Rocket City Trash Pandas' fireworks show was marred by unforced errors, fortunately there were no strikes
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Sat August 06, 2022
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Photoshop this kicker and holder
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Wed August 03, 2022
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
These colors might not by god run, but American Eagle's largest shareholder sure did
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Wed July 27, 2022
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Spirit - Frontier airline merger of suck called off due to shareholder opposition. Next up: the Spirit - JetBlue merger of suck
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Mon July 11, 2022
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Don't expect any shocking revelations in Unprecedented, it looks like they are probably all on the cutting room floor, like the interview on Air Force One being cancelled due to an unscheduled call from Putin
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Sun July 10, 2022
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Pull up your fainting couch: 75% of the Paycheck Protection Act was pocketed by shareholders and your bosses
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Wed July 06, 2022
(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
Eric Holder Jr convicted of first degree murder. Fox News nearly reaches climax after reading the headline too quickly
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Tue July 05, 2022
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
British filmmaker Alex Holder has been assigned two armed full-time guards, because TFG's people are such totally normal, not-unhinged individuals
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Tue June 28, 2022
(MSN)
 
 
 
Not News: Documentary filmmaker Alex Holder recorded a call between Jr and I'm Eric discussing plans to use claims that the election was rigged to overturn the results. Huge News: the call was on Sept 29th, just after the first debate ended
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Wed June 22, 2022
(Politico)
 
 
 
Jan 6 Committee: "All of this shiat is so farked up, more and more new evidence keeps coming out, and we have to keep the pressure on. MORE HEARINGS FOR EVERYONE"
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Wed June 15, 2022
(The Journal (Ireland))
 
 
 
Ryanair scraps Afrikaans language test for South African passport holders, confirms passengers will still have to pedal if they want to reach their destination
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Mon June 13, 2022
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Fill in the blank: The largest fine in US Immigration and Customs Enforcement history was $95,000,000 -- and it went to a business that includes ________________ as a shareholder
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Fri June 10, 2022
(The Drive)
 
 
 
Beauty is in the eye of the beholder
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