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Mon June 01, 2020
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Dubya. Remember Dubya? Never discount the quiet ones
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Sat May 30, 2020
(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
This week in the Biden Veepstakes: Former National Security Adviser Susan Rice
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Fri May 29, 2020
(NPR)
 
 
 
Today's challenge: Replace the last three words in TFA's actual headline with three other words that are also true
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(The Week)
 
 
 
Flashback, October 25, 2019: Joe Biden - "The US is not ready for a pandemic." Donald Trump - "NEW iPHONE BAD"
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Thu May 28, 2020
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Thanks to the Chlorinator in Chief not only is the rest of the world afraid to come to the United States, carrying a US passport is going to keep most of us banned from traveling anywhere else
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(The Week)
 
 
 
Joe Biden playing the long game in this election by hiding in his basement
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Wed May 27, 2020
(Morning Consult)
 
 
 
Morning Consult survey: Massachusetts Senator Elizabeth Warren would give Joe Biden the biggest boost among VP shortlisters. Do it Joe and you take the election
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Tulsi Gabbard drops defamation suit against Hillary Clinton, obviously paid off by the Russian illuminati
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(The US Sun)
 
 
 
Old horndog Bill Clinton denies EVER being on 'pedo island' with pedo pal Jeffrey Epstein who he's never met, blasts Netflix's new Filthy Rich documentary
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Worst. Secretary of State. EVAR
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
In a shocking turn of events, Biden receives the endorsement of the AFL-CIO
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Tue May 26, 2020
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Actual headline brought to you by the letters FFS: Trump spends Memorial Day weekend golfing and insulting female politicians
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(Digital Spy)
 
 
 
Paul Feig has finally determined why his Ghostbusters reboot was so terribly received
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Mon May 25, 2020
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Biden leads Trump by 5 points in Minnesota
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Biden attempts to move left without abandoning center, in action that would cement his status as an ambi-turner. No word on status of Blue Steel, freak gasoline fight accidents
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
This Memorial Day weekend has been another long year in politics, and it isn't even over yet
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Sun May 24, 2020
(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
Well, let's check in to see how well Roger Stone is handling things and...oh, my
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Fri May 22, 2020
(Politico)
 
 
 
Biden: 'If you have a problem figuring out whether you're for me or Trump, then you ain't black'. Is it really that hard to just shut up until the election?
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Thu May 21, 2020
(CNN)
 
 
 
Wilson Roosevelt Jerman, White House Butler to 11 presidents, dies from covid-19
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Team Trump now pissed Biden won't dress up in a 2016 Hillary pants suit, kinky repressed bastards
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Elizabeth Warren changes her Medicare tune in a bid to become Biden's #2
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Wed May 20, 2020
(Politico)
 
 
 
GOP House candidate Ted Howze said he had nothing to do with posts from his personal accounts that demeaned Muslims, accused prominent Democrats of murder and mocked a survivor of the Parkland shooting". The very model of a modern Trump Republican
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Analysis has 9% of Trump 2016 voters now planning to vote for Biden, twice the number of Clinton 2016 voters who planned to vote for Trump. No need to vote now as Biden clearly has this wrapped up
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Turns out, like his boss, Pompeo doesn't like interviews from investigators
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Tue May 19, 2020
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Eric Trump pulls ahead in the horse race determining the worst Trump of them all. And after his dad told him he wouldn't win anything
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Mon May 18, 2020
(CNN)
 
 
 
Not content to wait, Pompeo throws himself under that crowded bus
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Yes, Biden's mental gaffes are better than Trump's bottomless corruption and division and we should not make the same false equivalence we did in 2016
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(Five Thirty-Eight)
 
 
 
Maybe trying to kill off your own base isn't the best electoral strategy?
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(AP News)
 
 
 
2016...it is still 2016
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Sun May 17, 2020
(CNN)
 
 
 
State polls suggest Democratic Presidential candidate has "clear national lead". This is not a repeat from 2016
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
PresidEnt caN't stop obsessIng about predeceSsor, making EveryoNe wonder what driVes him so crazY
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Sat May 16, 2020
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Trump is in trouble in America's wang, and not even penicillin will help this time
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Gee, eyes Joe
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Fri May 15, 2020
(Slate)
 
 
 
Having defeated the left candidate in the primary, Biden attempts to capitalize on his victory by moving to the left. Wait, what?
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Imagine if Trump had been president in 1940
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(Vox)
 
 
 
Trump's interview with Maria Bartiromo was a giant smokebomb of stupidity
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Thu May 14, 2020
(NYPost)
 
 
 
"One day he will go too far, say something unforgivable - too vulgar, sexist or crude - and be fired or forced to resign." Difficulty: Donald Trump or Howard Stern? Why not both?
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Brace yourself for the glorious idiocy of the anti-vaxxer civil war
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Tue May 12, 2020
(Politico)
 
 
 
The crucial constituency of haters is now trouncing Trump with hate. So yeah, don't hate the haters
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Maybe more media outlets should call for Trump's resignation... shyeah and monkeys might fly out of subby's butt
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
McConnell tells president to "keep his mouth shut", calls him "classless". This would have had a Hero tag if he directed that to a different president
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Mon May 11, 2020
(Politico)
 
 
 
Sure Biden sucks at social media but so what? And Hillary sucked as a candidate in 2016 so don't bring up how she was leading in polls at this point. Everything is fine and Bill Scher is totally happy with how events are currently unfolding
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
"While Republican senators acknowledge that Trump's popular support is tough to poll, some are concerned about surveys showing his approval rating below that of all 50 governors and other world leaders"
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Sun May 10, 2020
(Independent)
 
 
 
The Mad Tweeter goes for the record, but falls short
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Biden opens up a double digit lead over Trump among seniors, presumably 'cause Joe isn't actively trying to kill them
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Fri May 08, 2020
(Politico)
 
 
 
Wife-like typing detected?
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Thu May 07, 2020
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Joe Biden poised to disrupt campaign conventions from his basement and become the hottest bad boy in the media game
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Wed May 06, 2020
(Snopes)
 
 
 
It appears that the MAGA crowd was so invested in their fish-tank cleaner as the micracle cure for Coronavirus, that now that we have an ACTUAL drug that is effective against it, they've launched massive conspiracy theories to discredit it
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Tue May 05, 2020
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Germany on the hunt for Russian hackers of Parliament, insists on bringing in the funk
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Mon May 04, 2020
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
The Tara Reade scandal surrounding Biden is 2020's version of "but her emails"
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(Billboard)
 
 
 
If you've been in self-isolation, hoping against hope to know what Cher is doing to fight coronavirus, you can finally breathe a sigh of relief
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Sat May 02, 2020
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
It's simple when you think about it. Trump fires any government official that is actually competent at their job
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Fri May 01, 2020
(Politico)
 
 
 
Things people are buying online now due to the pandemic instead of in-person: Groceries, Liquor, Politicians
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Sure, Jan.gif
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(MSN)
 
 
 
The derp core containment field is collapsing
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Thu April 30, 2020
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Ranting stripper carrying 18 knives tries to get a little comfort at the USS Intrepid. Then it got weird
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Wed April 29, 2020
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Trump is deploying his most powerful coronavirus antidote: lies with a side of lies
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(Vogue)
 
 
 
Ceiling Biden is watching Trump beat himself
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
He is Amash, he is Justin Amash. Justin Amash, a presidential smash? Justin Amash? We'll find out in a flash. If he's Amash, President J. Amash
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Mon April 27, 2020
(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
The Deepfakes Are Coming From Inside the White House
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Fri April 24, 2020
(Politico)
 
 
 
Oh nothing; just some demographic projections on how many more Republicans than Democrats are expected to die of Coronavirus between now and Election Day in swing states
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Wed April 22, 2020
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Top Obama adviser on all the talk about Michelle Obama being Biden's veep pick: "How about no, does no work for you?"
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(AlterNet)
 
 
 
America's grandpas and grandmas do not want to get on the cart no matter how much Trump thanks them for their service to the almighty dollar
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Sun April 19, 2020
(CNN)
 
 
 
He's really going to get someone killed. And nobody who can do anything seems to care
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Fri April 17, 2020
(NPR)
 
 
 
Michelle Obama has entered the chat
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Wed April 15, 2020
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Conservative media for the last six months: Why doesn't Obama endorse Biden huh? What's wrong that Biden that Obama won't endorse him *Obama endorses Biden* Conservative Media: How DARE an ex-president involve himself in politics this way
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Barack Obama: Only Joe Biden can save America from the policies implemented by Barack Obama
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Tue April 14, 2020
(SFGate)
 
 
 
AOC has never spoken with Biden but here's what she would say, right after "why are you sniffing my hair?"
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Why Joe should tap Stacey Abrams as his VP, assuming she passes his sniff test
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Mon April 13, 2020
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
What, like the back of a Volkswagen?
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Review of the US administration's response to the coronavirus pandemic shows the President didn't treat it like a hoax. He pays far more attention to hoaxes
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Trump is about to find out pandemics can't be gaslit
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Sat April 11, 2020
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Well at least the Republicans can always rely on seniors to vote them into office...Oh, well look at that new poll over there
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Bro, guess who is President Trump's most powerful weapon
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(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
Ralph Reed is trying to make the "christian" case for Trump
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Fri April 10, 2020
(Politico)
 
 
 
Well I guess this destroys the Obama won't endorse Biden narrative
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(Wikipedia)
 
 
 
So far, 14,797 Americans have died of the Magavirus. Let's look back at the biggest scandal of Obama's eight years in office: the day he wore a tan suit
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Thu April 09, 2020
(Politico)
 
 
 
Biden: no more 2016
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Wed April 08, 2020
(CNN)
 
 
 
At least Democrats can make somebody's dreams come true
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(Five Thirty-Eight)
 
 
 
Shocked, shocked... well, not that shocked
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(The New Civil Rights Movement)
 
 
 
Can we break glass in case of republican insurgency?
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(CNBC)
 
NewsFlash
 
Larry David loses steady gig
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Tue April 07, 2020
(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
The pandemic has cut short the life of presidential campaign season. Good
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Sun April 05, 2020
(MSN)
 
 
 
Say it ain't so, (Bernie) bro
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Fri April 03, 2020
(Independent)
 
 
 
There 'Ain't No Sunshine' any more. RIP - Bill Withers
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Thu April 02, 2020
(The Bulwark)
 
 
 
The Republican Party and conservative ideology are irredeemably broken, according to noted left-wing moonbat Bill Kristol
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Sun March 29, 2020
(Fox News)
 
 
 
David Geffen just doing his part to be coronavirus free - from his zillion dollar yacht. What? You free marketers have a problem with that?
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Sat March 28, 2020
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
QAnon and Judicial Watch alert us to the danger that is Dr. Fauci: "Dr. Fauci is in love w/ crooked @HillaryClinton. More reasons not to trust him"
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Fox News Poll: Biden leads Trump 49/40. (WARNING: this is a Fox News article, therefore fake)
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Fri March 27, 2020
(Politico)
 
 
 
"I don't think the public wants to hear criticism of Trump right now," said A) FOX News B) Kellyanne Conway, or C) An adviser to Democratic front-runner Joe Biden
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Thu March 26, 2020
(Journal News)
 
 
 
Bill and Hillary exploit their pizza parlor child sex slave connections to deliver dozens of pizzas to several local Westchester County hospitals to thank them for their service to the community
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Tue March 24, 2020
(Newsweek)
 
 
 
But who would win in a triple threat, steel cage match?
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Barack Obama has entered the chat
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Sat March 21, 2020
(Politico)
 
 
 
Chatroulette, 2020 election style: Biden campaign developing a "virtual rope-line" in which voters would speak with him briefly face-to-face via livestream
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(CNN)
 
 
 
"The President starts out in a very unusual place for an incumbent: behind. Trump is the first incumbent president to be trailing at this point in the general election cycle (i.e. late March in the election year) since Harry Truman in 1948"
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Fri March 20, 2020
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Data for Progress study finds Stacey Abrams is Biden's best VP choice. Here's why
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Thu March 19, 2020
(The Week)
 
 
 
Amazon confirms first case of coronavirus at a U.S. warehouse, could mean they'll shut down everything in the near future. And you thought you were going to get your much needed supplies soon
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
"No sugarcoating it, last night did not go the way we wanted. And while our campaign has won the battle of ideas, we are losing the battle over electability to Joe Biden." Usual donation link missing from email to supporters
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Wed March 18, 2020
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
After another series of losses Sanders staffers begin to wonder what the hell they're doing
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Hello, Newman
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Tue March 17, 2020
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Ridin' with Biden seen as the path to the first US woman president, Electoral College notwithstanding
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(Buzzfeed News)
 
 
 
ColludyRudy is mystified by the Coronavirus panic, is afraid he'll starve to death because he doesn't know how to cook
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Sun March 15, 2020
(The Hill)
 
 
 
It's Biden vs Bernie in what could be the final debate of the primary season. 8 PM ET on CNN, CNN en Español, CNN International, and Univision
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Thu March 12, 2020
(Vox)
 
 
 
A whole week later, Bernie Sanders is finally declared the winner of the CA Primary
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Headline: Sanders Offers Biden A Path To Win Over His Movement. Bernard Brothers: You'll Never Take Me Alive
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Poll in Florida show Biden opening up a slight lead on Sanders in Florida, but, factoring in the margin of error, it could be only about 40 or so points. Ohh Berne
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Corey Lewandowski is concerned that Biden's ties to Wall St will keep him from reassembling Obama's coalition. And did you know Senator Robert Byrd was in the KKK
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(The Week)
 
 
 
Joe Biden, the single-issue candidate whose only agenda is to remove Trump from office. Good enough for some, not so much for others
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Wed March 11, 2020
(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Bernout
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Someone who hasn't been paying attention the last three years says Trump needs to step up and become a confident leader to navigate the U.S. through the coronavirus crisis
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(The Week)
 
 
 
Trump reportedly will not meet with House Speaker Pelosi because she's a poo-poo banana face
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Because the reality of this is indefensible, lets make up a hypothetical situation to attack instead
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Trump should fear Biden
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
It's not over yet folks, Sanders picks up a HUGE win in North Dakota
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
AOC admits the progressive movement had 'tough night' after Biden wins it all on mini Super Tuesday, ponders going back and picking up the pieces of Bernie to try and put back the movement
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(Slate)
 
 
 
If you're having trouble finding Bernie Sanders over the next few days, it's because he's still buried up in Michigan, where Joe Biden left him
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Tue March 10, 2020
(The New Republic)
 
 
 
Reburning Bootie Sanders. I may have read that headline wrong
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Biden has been inappropriately touching Michigan for years
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Fox News would like to remind you: ooga booga Clinton
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Mon March 09, 2020
(Vox)
 
 
 
Stop me if you've heard this one before: Billionaire starts pouring money into campaign in order to win election. Difficulty: For his granddaughter
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Trans Am shifts into 4th gear. Biden with 24 point edge in Michigan
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
CamAnal Leaker says to expect more Chicanery
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
For Bernie, it's Must-Win Michigan
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Maybe instead of sitting down and debating, they could just have a jousting tournament using mobility scooters
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Sat March 07, 2020
(CNN)
 
 
 
Here is the dumbest thing you will read today from someone who works for something called Snail Race
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Fri March 06, 2020
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Bill Clinton: my affair with Monica Lewinsky "helped me manage my anxieties". And by "managed my anxieties", he explained that meant "blow my load"
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Here it is, folks. Trump is going to run for re-election on a platform of cuts to Social Security and Medicare because the National Debt is getting too big. For some reason
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Year of the Man: Some voters are mourning women's losses in 2020
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Thu March 05, 2020
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Facebook hit with virus
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Sanders camp working on a comeback plan focused on reminding voters he's been here for years, rocking his peers; puttin' suckers in fear, makin' the billionaire's tears rain down like a monsoon
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Under no circumstance will Bernie Sanders force a contested convention
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(The Grio)
 
 
 
Biden and Obama* 2020. *Michelle
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Pffft...Like we have't all used the 'It will ease the pressure' routine before. AMIRITE guys?
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Why do such ancient people run America?
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
"I think what we might be starting to see Democrats starting to ask Sanders: 'Look, let's just don't drag this thing out any more than we have to." says political analyst and yellow shaved ape James Carville
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Wed March 04, 2020
(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Al Sharpton has apparently never watched a boxing match
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Those young voters motivated by Sanders weren't
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(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
Intelligence Chief Nominee John Ratcliffe says all intel on Russia and Ukraine is but a hoax. Who's a good toady? You're a good toady, John
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Tue March 03, 2020
(Politico)
 
 
 
October surprise delivers March surprise
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Today, on "Every Attack is a Confession," Donald Trump accuses Joe Biden of lacking the mental fitness necessary to be president
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Guy who said Hillary had a 100% chance to win out with a new book telling Democrats how to beat Trump
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(Fox 43 Pennsylvania)
 
 
 
Today's mugshot goodness is brought to you by this guy, who called 911 several times saying the KKK and Hillary and Chelsea Clinton were out to get him
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Mon March 02, 2020
(NBC News)
 
 
 
FEMA reportedly preparing for Trump to declare a coronavirus emergency ..whenever he wakes up and actually calls it a national emergency
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
But her emails. No, really. Here comes da judge
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Trump has transformed the US Government from a professional meritocracy into teams of political loyalists overseeing miserable cowards
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Sun March 01, 2020
(USA Today)
 
 
 
BernieBros upset with media for reporting the truth, doing their job
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Fri February 28, 2020
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Hillary Clinton to launch podcast, presumably for people who enjoy being lectured by their mom on the way to work
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Looks like its time to start complaining about the electoral college again. Or the DNC. Or how Hillary sabotaged Sanders
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Trump and his team are taking a completely hands-off approach to Democratic front-runner Bernie Sanders because they see it as a no-lose proposition. Smart move
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(Fox 43 Pennsylvania)
 
 
 
60% of people think Barack Obama has endorsed a Presidential candidate. Problem is, he hasn't yet
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Wed February 26, 2020
(Rasmussen Reports)
 
 
 
Americans want to see all the old geezers that are POTUS candidates medical records. Good luck with wrestling those out of their almost dead hands
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Tue February 25, 2020
(Vanity Fair)
 
 
 
James Carville seems to be everywhere, tossing out folksy pontifications about Democratic Doomsday, but let's hop in Obama's time machine and check some of his twangy predictions from 2016
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Sanders: those so-called supporters of mine attacking other candidates online are probably really just Russian trolls trying to make me look bad. Bernie's regional field director in Michigan: hold my beer, bros
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Trump says he wants 'no help from any country' in 2020 election. (Unless it's dirt on Bernie or Biden...wink wink)
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Mon February 24, 2020
(The Hill)
 
 
 
If you put a gun to Mike Bloomberg's head and demanded he say things that would disqualify him from ever becoming the Democratic nominee for president, you probably couldn't do better than this newly leaked audio from 2016
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
The age-old tradition of campaign workers dressing up in animal costumes and harassing politicans
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Sat February 22, 2020
(Salon)
 
 
 
Trump's getting ready to lose. The blame game has begun. It ain't Donnie's fault, nope. That's what mommy told him way back when he was two. Its never your fault, my little angel
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Fri February 21, 2020
(The Hill)
 
 
 
From the "good luck with THAT" desk: the increasingly ironically named Reality Winner, the NSA whistleblower who leaked NSA documents showing Russia's attempts to hack the 2016 election, is going to petition Trump for clemency
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Bloomberg's cunning plan to win the nomination is to force a "brokered convention" where, clearly all the moderates will rally around HIM and sweep him to victory. So, yeah, he's delusional at this point
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Wed February 19, 2020
(Politico)
 
 
 
Now that he's above the law, Trump's bringing back the crew formerly known as CamAnal
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(Politicus USA)
 
 
 
Oh sure, (finger quotes) "Secret Polls"
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(Independent)
 
 
 
Trump "allegedly" offered to pardon Julian Assange if he covered up Russia's interference in the 2016 US election. This is fine
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Tue February 18, 2020
(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Bernie will keep you 'regular.'
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(KING 5 News)
 
 
 
Is Trump demanding a new trial in Roger Stone's case? Is Judge Jackson a DeepState Never Trumper? Thank god the Judiciary is independent of such inappropriate influence. I can't wait for Barr to weigh in
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(New York Magazine)
 
 
 
Former President Obama is talking some real trash about the candidates in the Democratic primary on the lowdown. Just kidding, he's still biting his tongue for now
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(The Advocate)
 
 
 
Who gets more epic burn from Cher's endorsement of Biden, Mayor Pete or Warren? Anyways, ok boomer. Has Subby offended everyone yet?
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Trump's fight against corruption now includes Homeland Security waiving all contracting laws for border wall
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Fri February 14, 2020
(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Rudy's off his meds again
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(CNN)
 
 
 
So the Trump administration admits to the impeachable offenses Republicans claim he didn't commit?
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Thu February 13, 2020
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Trey Gowdy goes on the record about the "dumbest damn thing he's ever heard," which surprisingly doesn't involve someone playing back a recording of his own voice for him
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Wed February 12, 2020
(The Week)
 
 
 
Wall Street isn't freaking out about Bernie Sanders. No need to fear his radical ideas because they will never come to fruition. Here's why
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Tue February 11, 2020
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
The problem with the Biden campaign is not that it doesn't have momentum. It's that all of its momentum is pushing in the wrong direction
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Tsongas '92. McCain '00, Kerry '04, H. Clinton '08 &'16. 'Nuff said?
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
I'll take political ideologies for $600 Alex. The answer: Something you can describe in detail that almost everyone agrees with until you say its name
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Mon February 10, 2020
(Politico)
 
 
 
Is America ready for a frank discussion of A: The exploding deficit? B: Automation taking US jobs? or C: Skincare products?
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Sun February 09, 2020
(CNN)
 
 
 
Every four years, Americans from all backgrounds come together to forget how primaries work
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Here's Lindsey Graham telling CBS that Attorney General Barr has "created a process" where Rudy Giuliani can feed Biden dirt from Ukrainian sources directly to the DOJ, and the DOJ will then check it out
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Sat February 08, 2020
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Oh, Fudge
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Fri February 07, 2020
(Snopes)
 
 
 
That meme that popped up seemingly overnight showing Obama Awarding the Medal of Freedom to Weinstein, Weiner, and Cosby? Weinstein and Weiner are 'shopped fakes, and Cosby really did get one.... From George W. Bush
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Mitch McConnell is a magician with the senate and GOP. A grand wizard, if you will
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Thu February 06, 2020
(Slate)
 
 
 
Random interviews with hard-core Sanders supporters pokes holes in the persistent "Bernie Bro" myth that says they'll only vote for their candidate and nobody else. They'd totally consider voting for someone else: Tulsi Gabbard
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(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
Inspirational chants from pre-caucus Bernie Bro parties: "When I say 'F**k', you say 'Warren' "
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
And these are apparently qualifications for a Medal of Freedom
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Wed February 05, 2020
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
"Republicans sold their souls for so little"
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Establishment Democrats after watching Biden's poor performance in Iowa: EVERYBODY PANIC
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Hey, New Hampshire, Iowa's over, can you do your primary right? Asking for our democracy
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Tue February 04, 2020
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
"Charlatans, conspiracists and the Trump boys seize on Iowa debacle", according to headline written by the Department of Redundant Headlines Department
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(Politico)
 
 
 
There are legions of unsung heroes in this country, doing, dirty, difficult, sometimes downright insane jobs just to put food on their table and provide for their families. Today we honor one such man, Gabe Perez, Trump's Teleprompter operator
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(Vanity Fair)
 
 
 
The story behind Trump finally (and begrudgingly) moving on from being an outward birther. NSFW language in headline and article
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(Washington Examiner)
 
 
 
Despite the clusterf*ck in Iowa, we basically know how they voted in the caucus: Against Biden
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
Who knows what evil lurks in the heart of the Clinton machine?
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
According to QAnon, the Iowa clusterfark app is sourced back to DNC establishment "non-profit" group ACRONYM funding tech startup Shadow, Inc. And by QAnon, I mean "The LA Times"
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(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
Did Hillary use witchcraft to ritually sacrifice Kobe? Just asking questions here
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