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Tue August 11, 2020
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Trumps for Harris
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(NPR)
 
 
 
A look at the speakers who will be getting your hopes up at the forthcoming Democratic Convention. Go away, Clintons. Just. Go. Away
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Mon August 10, 2020
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Facebook's non-partisan and fact-based approach to news and information has resulted in a QAnon population numbering in the millions on their platform alone
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(CNN)
 
 
 
"Everything you've heard about picking a vice president is wrong"
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Why Kamala Harris should be VP
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Biden has a whole host of great options for Vice President. There's Kamala, me, Amy Klobuchar, me, Elizabeth Warren, not Bernie Sanders, me. Did I mention I'm available to take the nomination?
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(Axios)
 
 
 
Meet the Trump debate prep team: Jason Miller, who couldn't get a WH job because of a prostitution scandal, plus Chris Christie, Jared, and Bill Stepien. Christie put Jared's dad in jail, and made Stepien his fall guy in Bridgegate
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Fri August 07, 2020
(Austin Statesman)
 
 
 
Let's talk Texas. I don't know much about most of these, but I know that they've changed dramatically since November 2019, and Stephen Danield (sixth) is polling better despite not raising money for shiat. Tag is for whether Texas will go blue
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(The Onion)
 
 
 
Subby realizes that the fact this is from The Onion will automatically slap a "Satire" tag on this, but this is pretty much the only guide to QAnon that you will ever really need
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(The New Yorker)
 
 
 
Even Trump's most ardent detractors must admit that in two things he is unsurpassed: Denying objective reality and failing upwards
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Wed August 05, 2020
(Politico)
 
 
 
GOP pines for Susan Rice as Biden VP nominee, says she has everything that's needed to beat Joe Biden with
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(Five Thirty-Eight)
 
 
 
Good news: Biden Is Polling Better Than Clinton At Her Peak Bad news: she did lead by more in certain key states. Good news: Biden's over 50% most places
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Coronavirus on the rise in NJ, millions without power and transportation in the NYC area after Isaias, but sure, let's put a story about Biden's basement on the front page
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(The Week)
 
 
 
Please don't deprive us of the Trump-Biden debate spectacle ...we really need the lulz in this 2020 year
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Tue August 04, 2020
(CNN)
 
 
 
Upon reading the headline, every FARK veteran of the press conference threads simultaneously went "DUH"
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(Salon)
 
 
 
It was all fun and games until Trump's base discovered they have a survival instinct. Who knew?
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Mon August 03, 2020
(CBS News)
 
 
 
Say goodbye tho Thom Thillis
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(NPR)
 
 
 
"It's hard to believe that the hole President Trump dug for himself could get deeper, but it has." Apparently "take some hydro and call in the troops, whitey" isn't a winning platform
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Trump's losing PA because voters just can't hate Biden, never mind that Trump's a moron
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Sat August 01, 2020
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
What if President for Life Trump loses the election and refuses to concede?
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Fri July 31, 2020
(MSN)
 
 
 
67 government officials hold war-game exercises for scenarios if Trump loses election. Result: We're most likely screwed
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Thu July 30, 2020
(Medium)
 
 
 
Is Joe Biden ready for the hot potato UFO question? Let's join in with our tin-foil hats
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Wed July 29, 2020
(Salon)
 
 
 
A look at how Alex Jones conquered his greatest enemy: the truth
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Bill Barr to release the Durham Report in October to interfere with the election
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Tue July 28, 2020
(Five Thirty-Eight)
 
 
 
Just as "Idiocracy" predicted, Not Sure is gaining in the polls
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
At least Trump doesn't have to worry about his base abandoning him and that's why he's dumping money in safe red states
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Sun July 26, 2020
(9News (Australia))
 
 
 
Polls show Trump losing in a landslide to Biden this November. One small problem though: no one in America believes it for a moment
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Seeing their candidate start to go down in flames, anti-abortion groups seek to change Biden's platform
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Fri July 24, 2020
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Will the media complain about Biden's emails?
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(Politifact)
 
 
 
Hillary Clinton's claim that "President Donald Trump "is still yet to say anything as the president about bounties on American troops." is "Mostly False" because he publicly called BS on our own Intel agencies and THEN completely ignored the issue
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Yet another female judge was on Roy Den Hollander's hit list. It's almost like he hated women
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Thu July 23, 2020
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Hillary Clinton offers a spoiler for this video
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(Independent)
 
 
 
Former White House communications chief Anthony Scaramucci:"President Trump's 'well wishes' to Ghislaine Maxwell? Yeah, about those"
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Wed July 22, 2020
(The Week)
 
 
 
Secretary of State Mike Pompeo tried to shake hands with foreign dignitaries today, in the middle of the coronavirus pandemic
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Just how damning is the UK's Russia report? Pretty darn damning, and I am unanimous in that
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Tue July 21, 2020
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Trump 2020 campaign has blown through almost $1 BILLION, and all it has to show for it are a $2.4M house in Fort Lauderdale, a pair of Florida condos, a yacht, and a Ferrari
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Mon July 20, 2020
(NPR)
 
 
 
Allah welcome undah Biden's tent
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
No one trusts a tiny-brained charlatan
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(Columbus Dispatch)
 
 
 
John Kasich is the first over the barricades, as he'll be speaking at the Democratic National Convention and endorsing Biden
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(Salon)
 
 
 
Meet the South Carolina Democrat who is putting Lindsey Graham on the offensive
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Trump leans on sleazy 2016 tactic to weaken voter support for Joe Biden. Let's see how that works out for him this time when the voters know all too well about his sleazery
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Sun July 19, 2020
(AP News)
 
 
 
Trump: I may not accept the election results. Biden: "The American people will decide this election. And the United States government is perfectly capable of escorting trespassers out of the White House"
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Uncle Joe is really cleaning up in the suburbs. Fark: By historic levels
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
New ABC/WaPo poll shows Trump's disapproval among current Republicans rising 10 points from early May. To 16%. Which means 84% still think he's doing a great job
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Sat July 18, 2020
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Democratic Convention may now have just 300 attendees, down from the intended 50,000 ... woohoo make that 49,700 Democrats still able to vote
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Fri July 17, 2020
(CNN)
 
 
 
I'm guessing the portraits were ridiculing him as he walked by. Those paintings can be so mean
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(Open Secrets)
 
 
 
Good thing the taxpayers are undoubtedly on the hook for this B.S. (one way or another) - tag for the fact that this article is from May 5th
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Sebastian Bach is tired of the monkey business
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Ummmmmm, did anyone else know that Bill and Hillary Clinton were executed a few weeks ago?
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Imagining President Biden's first day
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Thu July 16, 2020
(NBC News)
 
 
 
13 percent of voters are still on the fence about voting for Trump
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Silly WaPo columnist, shart golems don't have a gender
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
After almost four years, the GOP has finally learned, too late, the lesson most new parents learn within a few months: The more temper tantrums you give into at the beginning, the more temper tantrums you'll have to give into down the road
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Tue July 14, 2020
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Orange slime runs right off vanilla
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
"I'd rather vote for a tuna fish sandwich." Once again, the conservative, sandwich-heavy portfolio pays off for the hungry voter
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Mon July 13, 2020
(AP News)
 
 
 
1500 superspreaders identified
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(Political Flare)
 
 
 
Just say no...to God
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Sun July 12, 2020
(USA Today)
 
 
 
OMG, horse race ( ತ_ತ)
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(National Review)
 
 
 
Last week's SCOTUS decision barring faithless electors opens up a truly scary proposition for conservatives: the person with the most votes winning an election
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Sat July 11, 2020
(CNN)
 
 
 
Suuuuuuuuuuure you did, Donnie. Yep, that's perfectly believable. Uh huh, you betcha. No, I'm not being sarcastic at all, there's just something in my eyes from all the rolling they've been doing
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Fri July 10, 2020
(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Christian pastor laments election of Donald Trump to POTUS: "Hollywood and the media created a decidedly unattractive stereotype of Christians... I now realize that stereotype is more true than I ever knew"
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(CNN)
 
 
 
He's gonna do it
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(Salon)
 
 
 
Trump's superpowers have weirdly stopped working
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Professor doubles down on prediction that Trump has a 91% chance of being re-elected. So does that mean he has a 182% chance of being re-elected?
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Thu July 09, 2020
(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
Let's ask 9 republican consultants how they feel about Republican chances in November and boy howdy are the answers doozies
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Wed July 08, 2020
(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Trump has 91% chance to win re-election says guy who picked the winner in 5 of the last 6 elections. And he is going to tie Obama's EC total and have an even bigger inauguration and there is nothing liberals can do about it so there
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(The American Prospect)
 
 
 
The swamp
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(RealClearPolitics)
 
 
 
According to YouGov polling, some of Joe Biden's biggest skeptics are moderate Democrats who are opposed to his appeasement to the far-left
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Tue July 07, 2020
(Washington Examiner)
 
 
 
"Fark, this is actually happening" - an oral history of Andy McCabe's briefing to Robert Mueller on Trump-Russia collusion. Bonus quote: "Were these people just rogue morons?"
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Trump's strategy is working and failing at the same time because 91% of republicans like him, but only 30% of the country are republicans
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Democrats hope that the once-every 20 years occurrence of the census coming in a presidential election year, combined with once-in-a-lifetime occurrence of an incumbent president being this weak, might let them undo a decade of GOP gerrymandering
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(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
Republicans supported Trump because they thought they could control him. Now they're tied to his necrotizing Presidency. von Papen nods
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
You best start believin' in dystopian alternative history stories, America... you're in one
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Mon July 06, 2020
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
"How anti-Trump Republicans got into his head. Spoiler alert: It was easy"
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Republicans try to come together to take on Trump:"We've got to do something." Well, can you go back in time and nominate an actual politician as your presidential candidate? If not, shut up
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Sat July 04, 2020
(Politico)
 
 
 
Biden could still blow it
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Fri July 03, 2020
(Spectator USA)
 
 
 
Naturally, the Dersh comes to the defense of Madam Maxwell, because ewwwwww
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(CNN)
 
 
 
"What is Q-Anon," as explained by the deep state controlled media at CNN
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Biden's insurmountable poll numbers are real, and they're fantastic. The only question is how huge the margin of victory will be, according to Democratic advisor who helped Hillary Clinton win the 2016 election
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(New York Magazine)
 
 
 
Actual headline: Trump Believes That He Is Losing Because He Hasn't Been Racist Enough. Subby bets that surprises no one
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Wed July 01, 2020
(Politico)
 
 
 
Trump for months now: Why won't "Sleepy Joe" hold a press conference, huh? Is it because he can't because he has dementia? What's he hiding? *Biden holds a great press conference* Trump: well, they must have FED him the questions and answers, somehow
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Trump: My last four years as president have given me critical, hands-on experience that Joe Biden does not have. 61 percent of Americans: Oh, wait. You're serious. Let me laugh louder
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(Pew Research)
 
 
 
Cult's gonna cult
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Tue June 30, 2020
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Trump loses senior advantage while retaining senior moments
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Biden / Harris / Warren / Demmings / Lance-Bottoms / Rice / Whitmer / Lujan-Grisham / Baldwin / Abrams / Duckworth / Bass 2020?
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Joe Biden has a bigger what than Obama?
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(Heavy)
 
 
 
It turns out that Kellyanne's daughter Claudia is also super anti-Trump and has been all over TikTok about it
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Mon June 29, 2020
(Independent)
 
 
 
In the 'I'll believe it when if farkin' happens' category: Cadet Bone Spur is reportedly in a "fragile" mood and may drop out of 2020 race if poll numbers don't improve
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(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
A look at how Trump's idiocy brought Obama out of retirement
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Older white voters are deciding that they don't like being the target of Trump's death panels
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Sat June 27, 2020
(AP News)
 
 
 
Overconfident Democrats warn about overconfidence against confidence man who confidently thinks he's doing a great job
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Biden's lead is better than Hillary's ever was
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Roger Stone to be pardoned by July 13
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Fri June 26, 2020
(NPR)
 
 
 
New poll show that 49% of voters "strongly disapprove" of the job Trump is doing. That's a record for Trump, or, ANY sitting president since polling began
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Trump is making our economic, public health, and racial crises worse. Being judged for that is causing him stress. And stress is making Trump more Trumpy. It's the circle of strife
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Thu June 25, 2020
(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
How bad is the surge of COVID-19 cases in the sunbelt for Trump? "There is no guarantee Trump can squeeze out enough rural votes to hold Texas"
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(Five Thirty-Eight)
 
 
 
New Polling Shows Trump's Electoral College Advantage Is Slipping
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Can't win an election if 4 months out, 55% of the electorate has already vowed to never vote for you
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(Five Thirty-Eight)
 
 
 
Why Biden's Polling Lead Is Different From Clinton's In 2016
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(Independent)
 
 
 
Who on Trump's staff thinks the reelection strategy is a train wreck? EVERYONE
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Mark Cuban endorsed Joe Biden for President. Fark: While on Sean Hannity's Fox News show
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Wed June 24, 2020
(AP News)
 
 
 
Trump's influence in the NC and Kentucky primaries pays dividends
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
John Bolton slammed as "naive" by Stephen Colbert during what he assumed would be a softball Late Show interview
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
So that's how it is in their family
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Tue June 23, 2020
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
How the T/A is burning rubber - and not cash - as Uncle Joe passes Donnie in fund-raising
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Joe Biden will hold his first event of the 2020 campaign with former President Barack Obama on Tuesday, and more than 120,000 people have aaaaaaand here we go again
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(Independent)
 
 
 
So, who lifted travel restrictions so Nigel Farage could attend a Trump rally, anyway? Inquiring minds, and the US House, want to know
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Mon June 22, 2020
(LA Times)
 
 
 
Trump campaign strategy is rooted in ethics in games journalism, trading wood for gold
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Trump is the patsy
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
In 2016, Putin didn't expect Trump to win. Now, with his economy in shambles, he needs him to
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(RealClearPolitics)
 
 
 
The only pollster who got 2016 kind of right calls Michigan a tie
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
We can't trust anyone with nuclear weapons
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(The Advocate)
 
 
 
Log Cabin Republicans in 2016: We don't endorse Trump and the 2016 GOP platform is the most anti-LGBTQ platform in its history. In 2020: Trump's cool and Biden's a tool
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Fri June 19, 2020
(Politico)
 
 
 
We're at the point now where a sitting president who has a terrible track record in winning lawsuits is going to rely on winning lawsuits to get re-elected
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
If you live in a state that Clinton won, you're on the road to recovery. Trumplandia? Boy are you guys f*cked
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Trump has been training hard for the debates against Joe Biden. By September he may even be able to lift a glass of water with one hand
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(Cook Political Report)
 
 
 
Montana Senate seat starts playing musical chairs, moves from "lean Republican" to "toss-up"
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Thu June 18, 2020
(Slate)
 
 
 
Because you have absolutely no intention of buying or reading the damn thing, here's a convenient Slatesplanation of the wildest allegations made in John Bolton's book
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Barr's claim that it's "unprecedented" for a former presidential adviser to publish a book during the president's term is totally true..if "unprecedented" has an alternate meaning like "inflammable" that means "totally and completely precedented"
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Tata says ta-ta to a bunch of his racist tweets, not realizing the internet never forgets
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Tue June 16, 2020
(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
Expect Trump to angry tweet about Michigan in 5...4...3...2
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Mon June 15, 2020
(Mediaite)
 
 
 
White House demands apology from Brian Stelter for being mean to a woman. Hillary Clinton seen looking up the definition of "irony"
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Trump better worry about the video of him trying to drink water because the press won't protect him like they did with Roosevelt's polio or Kennedy's urinary tract infections
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Sun June 14, 2020
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Melania Trump book claims First Lady successfully blocked "power grab" by Ivanka. Subby really doesn't care about Trump family squabbles, do U?
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Sat June 13, 2020
(Economist)
 
 
 
The Economist launches a US 2020 election-forecasting model
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Fri June 12, 2020
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
The New York Times decides that 2016 was not enough of "Both sides are bad" false equivalency, Decides to play that card again
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(Vanity Fair)
 
 
 
TLDR; If Texas is in play it means the election is in the bag. Well, I guess I can just stay home on November 3rd and play Descent like a true patriot
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Thu June 11, 2020
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Congress is getting its first QAnon supporter and cult member
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Wed June 10, 2020
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Bernie might have actually meant the endorsement this time
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(GOP)
 
 
 
Somehow, Trump being popular among a dwindling number of Republicans is an indicator that he's gaining momentum for a general election win
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Iowans are swingers again
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(The American Conservative)
 
 
 
Trump's even lost the founder of RedState
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Tue June 09, 2020
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Senator Collins' concern over Trump's policies, like a tiny ember that may one day become a raging candle, is continuing to grow
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Trump gets the 2016 White Fright team back together for 2020
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(NPR)
 
 
 
New poll confirms that it's pretty much time we just give up on 1/3 of Americans
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Mon June 08, 2020
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Biden / Rice 2020?
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(The Week)
 
 
 
Russia's 2020 plan of interfering in the US elections
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Fri June 05, 2020
(Texas Tribune)
 
 
 
Sharing is Caring, unless you're a racist Texas Republican on social media. Fark: now the Ag Commissioner is blaming George Soros for orchestrating George Floyd's death and the following protests
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Trump has finally garnered a solid majority of American public opinion
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(The Advocate)
 
 
 
Donald Trump is apparently afraid of gay chairs
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Wed June 03, 2020
(Five Thirty-Eight)
 
 
 
So about Biden's youth voter issues
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Sat May 30, 2020
(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
This week in the Biden Veepstakes: Former National Security Adviser Susan Rice
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Fri May 29, 2020
(NPR)
 
 
 
Today's challenge: Replace the last three words in TFA's actual headline with three other words that are also true
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(The Week)
 
 
 
Flashback, October 25, 2019: Joe Biden - "The US is not ready for a pandemic." Donald Trump - "NEW iPHONE BAD"
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Thu May 28, 2020
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Thanks to the Chlorinator in Chief not only is the rest of the world afraid to come to the United States, carrying a US passport is going to keep most of us banned from traveling anywhere else
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Wed May 27, 2020
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Tulsi Gabbard drops defamation suit against Hillary Clinton, obviously paid off by the Russian illuminati
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Tue May 26, 2020
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Actual headline brought to you by the letters FFS: Trump spends Memorial Day weekend golfing and insulting female politicians
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(Digital Spy)
 
 
 
Paul Feig has finally determined why his Ghostbusters reboot was so terribly received
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(Politico)
 
 
 
The projection doesn't work when it's painfully obvious. It'd be hilarious if it wasn't us ultimately feeling the pain
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Mon May 25, 2020
(ABC News)
 
 
 
Biden attempts to move left without abandoning center, in action that would cement his status as an ambi-turner. No word on status of Blue Steel, freak gasoline fight accidents
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Sun May 24, 2020
(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
Well, let's check in to see how well Roger Stone is handling things and...oh, my
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Fri May 22, 2020
(Politico)
 
 
 
Biden: 'If you have a problem figuring out whether you're for me or Trump, then you ain't black'. Is it really that hard to just shut up until the election?
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(Politico)
 
 
 
"Not only am I not dropping out, but I'm gonna win.And no one's going to intimidate me into thinking that that's the right course for our party, for our state, for our country. I'm working hard to win my seat and keep the Senate in Republican hands"
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Thu May 21, 2020
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Trump threatens legal action against states using vote-by-mail. Trump campaign urges voters to request absentee ballots. Well. Oiled. Machine
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Team Trump now pissed Biden won't dress up in a 2016 Hillary pants suit, kinky repressed bastards
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
Just how dumb is Half-scoop? Dumb enough to try to pick a fight with a guy who has hours of radio time to fill every day and is beloved by the same demographic his dad desperately needs to win big in to have any chance at all this November
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Wed May 20, 2020
(Politico)
 
 
 
GOP House candidate Ted Howze said he had nothing to do with posts from his personal accounts that demeaned Muslims, accused prominent Democrats of murder and mocked a survivor of the Parkland shooting". The very model of a modern Trump Republican
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Turns out, like his boss, Pompeo doesn't like interviews from investigators
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Tue May 19, 2020
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Turns out smearing Obama isn't the 3D chess move Trump thinks it is and could backfire on him spectacularly
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Mon May 18, 2020
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Yes, Biden's mental gaffes are better than Trump's bottomless corruption and division and we should not make the same false equivalence we did in 2016
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Everybody in my family is dead but I'm still a Trump fan. That's what it is to be a weirdo cult member. What? You think someone who's not an egotistical douche bag can do a better job?
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(Five Thirty-Eight)
 
 
 
Maybe trying to kill off your own base isn't the best electoral strategy?
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Sun May 17, 2020
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Pretty sure it's already exploded
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(MSN)
 
 
 
America is packed with stupid
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
PresidEnt caN't stop obsessIng about predeceSsor, making EveryoNe wonder what driVes him so crazY
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Fri May 15, 2020
(Slate)
 
 
 
Having defeated the left candidate in the primary, Biden attempts to capitalize on his victory by moving to the left. Wait, what?
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Imagine if Trump had been president in 1940
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
The Dem hoax/just a flu is leaving the Democratic-run hellscape sanctuary cities full of non-American brown people and spreading out into real America where real Americans live, just in time for them to get that haircut they have been jonesing for
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
"What will happen if Trump loses and then takes to Twitter to say he actually won? It's not hard to see how deadly that could become, particularly given that Fox News personalities are already absurdly throwing around the word 'coup'"
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(Vox)
 
 
 
Trump's interview with Maria Bartiromo was a giant smokebomb of stupidity
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Thu May 14, 2020
(NYPost)
 
 
 
"One day he will go too far, say something unforgivable - too vulgar, sexist or crude - and be fired or forced to resign." Difficulty: Donald Trump or Howard Stern? Why not both?
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Brace yourself for the glorious idiocy of the anti-vaxxer civil war
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Wed May 13, 2020
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Of course Republicans will pass another stimulus bill (but they have to act like Republicans first)
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Tue May 12, 2020
(Politico)
 
 
 
The crucial constituency of haters is now trouncing Trump with hate. So yeah, don't hate the haters
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
♩ "And we're living here in Allentown. ♩ And a visit from a big orange clown. ♩ Wants us to open and let people die..♩..Don't ask why..♩..COVID's a lie. ♩ Now we're dying here in Allentown" ♩
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
McConnell tells president to "keep his mouth shut", calls him "classless". This would have had a Hero tag if he directed that to a different president
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(Prevail)
 
 
 
"There will be no quarter. There will be indictments, perp walks, convictions, long prison terms, asset forfeiture. And we will enact new laws to safeguard the republic, and make sure nothing like this ever happens again"
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(CNN)
 
 
 
The seat of the congresswoman who was forced to resign for having a consensual sexual relationship may end up going to a Republican
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Mon May 11, 2020
(Some Russian Expert)
 
 
 
"Trump [is] too stupid to understand that by revealing to the world exactly what he thinks, he has made himself nothing like his hero Putin. He's not his hero. He's not even his hero's sidekick. He's his hero's goat -- and he doesn't even realize it"
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Sure Biden sucks at social media but so what? And Hillary sucked as a candidate in 2016 so don't bring up how she was leading in polls at this point. Everything is fine and Bill Scher is totally happy with how events are currently unfolding
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Sun May 10, 2020
(Independent)
 
 
 
The Mad Tweeter goes for the record, but falls short
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Biden opens up a double digit lead over Trump among seniors, presumably 'cause Joe isn't actively trying to kill them
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Fri May 08, 2020
(Politico)
 
 
 
Wife-like typing detected?
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Somebody's gonna need an extra Diet Coke today
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Thu May 07, 2020
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Joe Biden poised to disrupt campaign conventions from his basement and become the hottest bad boy in the media game
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(Vox)
 
 
 
Imagine, if you will, that 2020 draws to a close with Donald Yep securing re-election because members of the electoral college vote against their states popular vote
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Wed May 06, 2020
(Snopes)
 
 
 
It appears that the MAGA crowd was so invested in their fish-tank cleaner as the micracle cure for Coronavirus, that now that we have an ACTUAL drug that is effective against it, they've launched massive conspiracy theories to discredit it
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Tue May 05, 2020
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Germany on the hunt for Russian hackers of Parliament, insists on bringing in the funk
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
"Every midterm. Every time Barack didn't get the Congress he needed, that was because our folks didn't show up. After all that work, they just couldn't be bothered to vote at all. That's my trauma"
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Mon May 04, 2020
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
The Tara Reade scandal surrounding Biden is 2020's version of "but her emails"
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Obama's campaign Wonder Twins David Axelrod and David Plouffe:"What Joe Biden Needs to Do to Beat Trump." Given how Trump is un-managing the coronavirus pandemic and its fallout, Subby suggests: "Nothing"
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Fri May 01, 2020
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Sure, Jan.gif
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(MSN)
 
 
 
The derp core containment field is collapsing
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Why are Coronavirus conspiracy theories on the rise?
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Thu April 30, 2020
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Ranting stripper carrying 18 knives tries to get a little comfort at the USS Intrepid. Then it got weird
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(Roll Call)
 
 
 
So... can we add Arizona to the Western Republic?
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Wed April 29, 2020
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Trump is deploying his most powerful coronavirus antidote: lies with a side of lies
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(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
In order to spread parody content about Joe Biden you must be a Twitter-certified parodist
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Kansas Democrats triple turnout from the 2016 presidential caucus after switching to all mail-in primary
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
He is Amash, he is Justin Amash. Justin Amash, a presidential smash? Justin Amash? We'll find out in a flash. If he's Amash, President J. Amash
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Mon April 27, 2020
(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
The Deepfakes Are Coming From Inside the White House
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Sat April 25, 2020
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Bleachgate could be the tipping point
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Fri April 24, 2020
(RealClearPolitics)
 
 
 
Sometimes mail-in ballots get sent to wrong addresses, therefore vote-by-mail is the worst idea since Zune. QED libs
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Oh nothing; just some demographic projections on how many more Republicans than Democrats are expected to die of Coronavirus between now and Election Day in swing states
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Thu April 23, 2020
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
The coronavirus is starting to penetrate Red America, and Trump supporters are looking very vulnerable to it. Although most of them have already been thoroughly gnawed on by roving leopards, so they may just be accustomed to pain and misery by now
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Wed April 22, 2020
(AlterNet)
 
 
 
America's grandpas and grandmas do not want to get on the cart no matter how much Trump thanks them for their service to the almighty dollar
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Tue April 21, 2020
(Vox)
 
 
 
Would you like to escape to a fantasy realm where COVID-19 barely rates a mention? Just read President Trump's Twitter feed
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(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
Someone want to tell Trump the 2020 election hasn't happened yet, he's already started accusing the Dems of stealing it
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(The New Civil Rights Movement)
 
 
 
Pat Robertson says that "wicked same-sex marriage" is the true cause of Coronavirus
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Sun April 19, 2020
(CNN)
 
 
 
He's really going to get someone killed. And nobody who can do anything seems to care
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
On March 1, 2020, a Brooklyn bar owner decided to proceed on a cruise, because "He watched Fox [News], and [he] believed it [coronavirus] was under control." You can see where this is going
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Wed April 15, 2020
(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Donald Trump is an authoritarian demagogue who would love to become a dictator, but is too lazy and craven to actually do the work. So... we've got that going for us, which is nice
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Tue April 14, 2020
(SFGate)
 
 
 
AOC has never spoken with Biden but here's what she would say, right after "why are you sniffing my hair?"
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Why Joe should tap Stacey Abrams as his VP, assuming she passes his sniff test
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