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Sat December 04, 2021
(CBS4Denver - KCNC)
 
 
 
Bear, elk, other animals using wildlife underpasses of I-25 between Denver, Colorado Springs because E-470 has tolls
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Thu December 02, 2021
(Pittsburgh Tribune-Review)
 
 
 
If you ever plan to motor west, travel my way, take the highway that is best. Get your kicks on route sixty-six. Just don't go 108 MPH running from the cops after stealing catalytic converters
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
In today's wildfire news, Denton is NOT the home of happiness
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Mon November 29, 2021
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
It's just another manic Monday. I wish it were a Tuesday, because it's a day closer to Wednesday, and that's a day closer to Thursday, and that's a day I think about what I'm going to do on Friday. It's your 7 p.m. ET MSNBC thread
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(CBC)
 
 
 
What do Omicron and TFG have in common?
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Sat November 27, 2021
(WCAX Vermont)
 
 
 
A huge dagger and a bag of sweaters someone forgot to donate become a survival kit for 68-year-old retired nurse trapped in a deep, rocky, wooded ravine during a blizzard
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Fri November 26, 2021
(Vancouver Is Awesome)
 
 
 
Scary on-the-ground videos of the raging floods last week in British Columbia destroying bridges and highways
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Tue November 23, 2021
(UPI)
 
 
 
Loose Emu gives the slip to animal control officers in Missouri. Loose Emu is going to be the new name of my garage band
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Sat November 20, 2021
(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
If you ever though the Ford F750 truck was as large as a house, well, it turns out you were right
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Thu November 18, 2021
(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
Ever wonder how police keep the spike strips from damaging other cars than the one they're chasing? Trick question: they don't
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Wed November 17, 2021
(The Weather Network)
 
 
 
OK, cue the locusts. Famine, you're on deck
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Tue November 16, 2021
(Vox)
 
 
 
States will have "significant discretion" over how infrastructure funds are spent, meaning red states will funnel that cash into tax cuts for the rich
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Sat November 13, 2021
(Axios)
 
 
 
Autonomous trucks could either save the economy or put us in a Maximum Overdrive situation
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Thu November 11, 2021
(WYFF 4 Greenville)
 
 
 
SC representative files bill to lower state drinking age to 18
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Wed November 10, 2021
(CBC)
 
 
 
Negligent dump truck driver finds out that Canadian overpasses are built stronger
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(KVIA El Paso)
 
 
 
Truck crashes and overturns, spilling load of milk on interstate. Highway Patrol expects long delays, suppressed tears
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Tue November 09, 2021
(WSFA)
 
 
 
GTA Jr
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Mon November 08, 2021
(Guardian)
 
 
 
At least 19 killed as truck carrying shampoo base crashes into cars at tollbooth; horrible tragedy, selsun blue everywhere
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Thu October 28, 2021
(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
The Insurance Institute for Highway Safety has updated their "T-boned by a Ford F-150" smash test
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Hershey's highway looking easier, more attractive
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Wed October 27, 2021
(CTV News)
 
 
 
Critical poutine shortage ahead for Canada
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(CNN)
 
 
 
The $3.5 trillion Build Back Better plan has deflated down to some tax incentives, highway repair, and a vending machine in the school cafeteria
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Tue October 26, 2021
(MSN)
 
 
 
Old and busted: Riding your lawnmower to the corner store. New hotness: Driving your ATV down the main lanes of the freeway
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
We got in your car and we hit the highway. Eastern sun was rising over the mountains. Yellow and blood red bits, like a kaleidoscope and flaming swords may guard the garden of Eden. Dead languages on our tongues. It's your 7 p.m. ET MSNBC thread
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Wed October 20, 2021
(Slate)
 
 
 
Texas: I know -- why don't we just pave over all the places where liberals live in our state?
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Texas: I know -- why don't we just pave over all the places where liberals live in our state?
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(wtnh.com)
 
 
 
Some streets are paved with good intentions, some highways in RI though are paved with hundreds of dead bodies of the poor and mentally ill, according to RIDOT spokesman Craig T. Nelson
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(HelenaIR.com)
 
 
 
Montana's attorney general sent a member of the highway patrol to a hospital in the state capital because doctors there wouldn't give a patient horse dewormer
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Tue October 19, 2021
(My Modern Metropolis)
 
 
 
If you're thirsty, so are the armadillos
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Thu October 14, 2021
(Lost Coast Outpost)
 
 
 
Another rural town gets bypassed by a super highway
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Wed October 13, 2021
(Cody Enterprise)
 
 
 
Yeezy says, "Imma let y'all finish, but Wyoming is too breezy for me"
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Mon October 11, 2021
(WXYZ Detroit)
 
 
 
Jesus Christ
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Sun October 10, 2021
(WTAE)
 
 
 
It looked like a reenactment of the opening of "Americathon"
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(Salon)
 
 
 
The Donald J Trump highway is a road to nowhere
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Fri October 08, 2021
(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
4 MLB playoff games today as the NLDS series get rolling alongside the ALDS boys. We've got Sox/*Stros, Georgia B team v. Wisconsin B team, snowbirds' homeland against their wintering grounds, & the Pacific Coast Highway Series. 1st pitch @ 2:07pm ET
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Wed October 06, 2021
(Channel 3000 Madison)
 
 
 
A semi full of Leinenkugel beer overturns on Wisconsin interstate. For those who can appreciate the magnitude of this tragedy, this Sad tag's for you
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Tue October 05, 2021
(Billings Gazette)
 
 
 
Semi filled with curried chicken crashes on Highway 3. This is a real cumin interest story
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(WRAL)
 
 
 
Suddenly, acid-like golden-brown liquid
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Sun October 03, 2021
(TMZ)
 
 
 
Stupidity may have been a factor
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Wed September 29, 2021
(NBC 2 Fort Myers)
 
 
 
Florida Highway Patrol has certain standards on how to haul a couch and apparently this does not meet them
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Tue September 28, 2021
(KFOR Oklahoma City)
 
 
 
I was just enjoying some roadkill when a cop shows up
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Mon September 27, 2021
(International Business Times)
 
 
 
Mosquitos, flooding, and gators. Here's what Brian Laundrie's life is like in the swamp
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(Cincinnati Enquirer)
 
 
 
Ohio covidiots plan to protest mask and vaccine mandates by blockading interstate highways with shiatty driving during Monday rush hour. Still unclear if anyone will notice any difference
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Thu September 23, 2021
(Mashable)
 
 
 
In the future, if the FedEx driver comes to your door and asks if you're Sarah Connor, don't say yes
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(WVLT 8 Knoxville)
 
 
 
Woman damaged guardrail, abandoned burning vehicle, stripped to only a mask, tail and underwear, and assaulted officers. Wait... tail?
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Tue September 21, 2021
(Irish Post US)
 
 
 
Some people will go to extremes just to rickroll friends and family
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Sun September 19, 2021
(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
Username checks out
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Sat September 18, 2021
(Complex)
 
 
 
Texas mother makes sure her local school board knows she won't be taking the Hershey highway
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Tue September 14, 2021
(KFOR Oklahoma City)
 
 
 
'Why is this guy walking Oklahoma highways in a 78 pound bear suit? We stopped him to ask'
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Mon September 13, 2021
(Local10 WPLG)
 
 
 
Naked man takes quite a toll on state highways
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Sat September 11, 2021
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
That's no diaper bag
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
🎶 Life is a highway, I wanna drive it D U I 🎶
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(AZ Family)
 
 
 
She likes her cocktails Molotov style
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Mon September 06, 2021
(Fox2 Detroit)
 
 
 
And the morrow of the story is if you've accidently dropped something while crossing a busy highway, unless it's reeeally important, just walk away and let it go
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Sat September 04, 2021
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Trash highway, five miles long and twenty foot high
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Tue August 31, 2021
(MSN)
 
 
 
Conservative MP sets her YouTube vids to "private" a little too late
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Vehicular manslaughter enthusiast / South Dakota AG received his 7th speeding ticket in 7 years a few days before his trial
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Fri August 27, 2021
(Fox 35 Orlando)
 
 
 
'UFO' seen on Florida Turnpike turns heads
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(Some Guy)
 
Weeners
 
If a voice comes out of your radio to tell you to cut off your penis, maybe you should listen closer to make sure that is what they said
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Tue August 24, 2021
(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
SpaceX might have its sister company, the Boring Company, to build a tunnel / secret-underground-lair to prevent frequent street closures / MI6 agent infiltration
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Wed August 18, 2021
(Castanet)
 
 
 
And nothing of value was lost
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(Conde Nast Traveler)
 
 
 
On this day in 1969 a bunch of pot smoking Boomers in jeans and sandals in upstate New York realized that the party is over
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(Cape Gazette)
 
 
 
Cowzy tweet and sowzy tweet and liddle sharksy doisters
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(CBS 21 Harrisburg)
 
 
 
Dude, where's your front tire?
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Tue August 17, 2021
(KCRA 3 Sacramento)
 
 
 
"A person was seriously injured after they were shot in their car by a Jack in the Box." OK, now these 2nd Amendment activists have gone too far. It's ridiculous to arm jack-in-the-boxes as they obviously have poor trigger control
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Sun August 15, 2021
(The Drive)
 
 
 
Nothing to see here, just a Warthog on a highway
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Wed August 11, 2021
(CBC)
 
 
 
Zeus proves he can hit a moving target
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Tue August 10, 2021
(I Heart Radio)
 
 
 
When an arguably awful person is right
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
In March the National Highway Traffic Safety Administration opened 27 investigations into Tesla vehicle crashes, including five in the exact same spot. Musk fan-boys currently limbering up offstage
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Mon August 09, 2021
(San Antonio Current)
 
 
 
Cancun Cruz rails against infrastructure bill as "reckless" -- but only after pushing to add his own pet highway project
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(CBS4Denver - KCNC)
 
 
 
FAFO, moose edition
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Sun August 08, 2021
(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
All these maniacs on the highways think I'm an idiot
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
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