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| Tue June 09, 2020 |
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No business, no food .... No justice, no peace ... No business, no .... Hot dogs, get yer hot dogs ... Water, I got water. It's a long walk to Brooklyn and you need to stay hydrated
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Georgia is one of four states in the US without hate crime laws, and that must change
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Subby is guessing OSHA allows this but anyways, mailboat jumper tryouts are back this Thursday
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You're allowed to grow out of writing you once loved. fb- was the father
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You're allowed to grow out of writing you once loved. fb- was the father
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That's why you're backing up Drew Brees, right Jameis Winston?
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I hope they've learned to sanitize their database inputs
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Being a Trump kook costs a woman her scholarship. Also demonstrates a lack of brains to be a Trump fan. Colleges generally want students who have brains, so it's understandable
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Big Blue get out of facial recognition after Congressional testimony by the leader of the Algorithmic Justice League on bias in facial recognition software
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| Fri May 29, 2020 |
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U.S. Department of Education rules that transgender girls' participation in high school sports violates Title IX
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High school graduation checklist: cap, gown, mask, jet ski. Wait, what?
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"My first grader's teacher regularly hosts Zoom calls for class on the move; she once hosted a call traveling to a friend's house several states away, once helping her parents the next state over. The social distancing is awful. Should I report her?"
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How different will schools look when they reopen?
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How different will schools look when they reopen?
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It's a tough call for minor league umpires this year. You could say they're being left out
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This summer will break young Americans, who will remember their president Trump, the masks they had to wear, and even shelter-at-home
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This summer will break young Americans, who will remember their president Trump, the masks they had to wear, and even shelter-at-home
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| Thu May 28, 2020 |
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NJ releases guidelines for in person graduations: Limited guests, face masks, no touching, no cap throwing, rectal temperature checks, no fart machines ... just wanted to see if you were still listening
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NJ releases guidelines for in person graduations: Limited guests, face masks, no touching, no cap throwing, rectal temperature checks, no fart machines ... just wanted to see if you were still listening
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Man spends 24 hours vandalizing high school. What's that you say? Florida? Yes, of course, he was naked
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Alabama school confirms student was COVID positive at graduation ceremony. That sound you hear is an army of lawyers putting on face masks
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"My granddaughter is getting married, and she apparently has no intention of inviting my best friend for over three decades who sends her money every birthday and Christmas. I'm outraged; can I boycott the wedding for this affront to civility?"
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On this week's Fark and Schnitt podcast, Todd recounts his Cannonball Run from NYC to Tampa in a U-Haul and Drew explains that when Kentucky Governor Beshear says he's not afraid of the Flu Klux Klan, it's because he's got the literal firepower to back it up
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Look, someone had to sink lower than the Sandy Hook Truthers, so this high school wrestling coach decided to "prove" that George Floyd couldn't have been killed by a cop kneeling on his neck
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100 years today Joseph Taussig Jr. was born. As a 21 year old ensign he was officer of the deck on USS Nevada when the Japanese attacked
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| Sat May 16, 2020 |
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UK teachers: "Don't reopen schools." School leaders: "Don't reopen schools." Doctors: "Don't reopen schools." Government: "Stop squabbling between yourselves so we can settle on a plan to reopen schools"
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Frank Welker's body of voiceover work includes the just-released Scoob, Fred Jones, Abu the Monkey from Aladdin, Smokey Bear, Garfield, Kermit the Frog, Woody's horse, Bullseye, and Curious George. Unmentioned: a pistol-shaped villain. WTF, WaPo?
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Deputy fired for not responding on-scene to 2018 Parkland high school mass shooting reinstated with full back pay, seniority. "When he arrived the murderer was still in the building firing shots off and he did nothing, he just waited behind his car"
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Congratulations on graduating high school. It's all downhill from here
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Congratulations on graduating high school. It's all downhill from here
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| Thu April 16, 2020 |
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Nick Offerman talks about being confused with Ron Swanson. "'I brought my shotgun to your comedy show and it turns out you're a total snowflake"
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Despite the devastation wrought in the entertainment industry by the Coronavirus, Seaworld rewards its employees with almost $7 million in bonuses. Well, six employees to be precise, it laid off 90% of the other 16,700 people it employs
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Experts warn that those Facebook trends of sharing your old yearbook photo, first dog's name, street where you grew up, favorite password, etc might be dangerous
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Dependents ages 17 to 24 won't get stimulated
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How's Sweden doing with its coronavirus non-distancing? Well, at this rate, Ikea will start offering the Köffin
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| Tue April 14, 2020 |
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Subby isn't sure what's weirder with this picture: The seemingly erased head of a girl, the confederate flag draped from a bull statue's horns, or that apparently, a high school student would show up at school this month
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Louisiana schools will remain closed for the school year. In 20 years the U.S.A. will be run by people who were homeschooled by day drinkers
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All the other kids with the pumped up kicks, You'd better run, better run, out run my gun
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All the other kids with the pumped up kicks, You'd better run, better run, out run my gun
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| Wed March 18, 2020 |
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The Z in Generation Z stands for Zoom
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The Z in Generation Z stands for Zoom
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Mike Rowe's blowing out 58 candles today. It's a dirty job, but somebody's got to do it
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"My son is 17; he's due to start college in the fall, but his girlfriend got a severe medical diagnosis and had surgeries. He was set to go into a university program but wants to wait for her. He's changed since dating her. Should I let him wait?"
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"The thing you do obsessively between age 13 and 18, that's the thing you have the most chance of being world-class at." Ummm, Bill, that's pretty awkward in Subby's case
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"The thing you do obsessively between age 13 and 18, that's the thing you have the most chance of being world-class at." Ummm, Bill, that's pretty awkward in Subby's case
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While everyone is paying attention to the global coronavirus pandemic, Idaho passed a bill that requires female athletes to undergo sex testing if they're suspected of being trans
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