headlines found matching 'High school' NEW To Fark? Find Out HOW TO FARKX
| Wed July 21, 2021 |
 |
|
Wrestling coach resigns, though the headline claims it had to do with a tenure scheme, the article mentions threat to expose embarrassing information so your first guess is probably right
|
| |
|
Wrestling coach resigns, though the headline claims it had to do with a tenure scheme, the article mentions threat to expose embarrassing information so your first guess is probably right
|
 |
|
"My husband thinks I need to tone down my haircuts, facial waxings, and other body affirmations because he fears it will give our three young daughters a bad idea about body image. Must I sacrifice my routine for them?"
|
 |
|
What can you do when a man shows up at elementary school, flying Nazi flags, yelling profanities from sidewalk at kids, parents, teachers? Apparently nothing
|
| Mon July 12, 2021 |
 |
|
When your parent's brains turn to goo because of "JESUSEAGLEFREEDOM1776" on Facebook taking about how Hillary throws babies into a moloch shaped bonfire, how do you even start to pick up the pieces?
|
| |
|
When your parent's brains turn to goo because of "JESUSEAGLEFREEDOM1776" on Facebook taking about how Hillary throws babies into a moloch shaped bonfire, how do you even start to pick up the pieces?
|
 |
|
Oakland A's re-draft Max Muncy
|
 |
|
Alabama passes Bear Patrol legislation. Up next, Tiger Rocks for everyone
|
 |
|
Dear MarketWatch, I am done with the suburbs. I want a small, liberal town or city with festivals, local culture, a walkable downtown and outdoor activities. Where should we move? Sick of the Suburbs. Dear Suburbs, You should move to the suburbs
|
 |
|
Mets take Rocker with their first round pick, allowing him to take the 7 train for many years to come
|
| Thu July 01, 2021 |
 |
|
Repeat after me: Singers, musicians, actors, and similar types should NEVER EVER EVER EVER even think about flying in a light aircraft, even if they're just an aspiring actor/singer/musician
|
 |
|
Turns out teaching CRT is not the bogeyman that Republicans think it is
|
 |
|
Headline: How Taco Bell 'stole' the taco. Reality: like love and dogs, the taco's inherent purity can never be completely mass-marketed
|
| |
|
TX Gov. Abbott vetoes bill with wide bipartisan support that educated schoolkids about the signs of domestic abuse, dating violence, and child abuse because it didn't include an option for abusive parents to prevent their children from learning about it
|
| |
|
TX Gov. Abbott vetoes bill with wide bipartisan support that educated schoolkids about the signs of domestic abuse, dating violence, and child abuse because it didn't include an option for abusive parents to prevent their children from learning about it
|
| Mon June 28, 2021 |
| (Some Guy) |
|
This "article" about Hollywood's most successful redheads is completely clickbait. So what?
|
 |
|
It's time for the annual "Colleges should drop the SAT" article
|
 |
|
The United States Supreme Court lets everyone know they don't give a piss who uses what bathroom
|
 |
|
Forty years ago today, Terry Fox hopped off this mortal coil. At 21, he ran a marathon each day for 143 days on one leg to raise awareness for cancer research, inspiring a nation and the world. G.O.A.T. indeed
|
| |
|
"My 11 year-old cousin has atrocious table manners; she can't hold a fork and knife right, she plays with her food, talks with her mouth full, and takes big bites. I know she's raised by her dad, but how can I help her develop good table manners?"
|
| |
|
"My 11 year-old cousin has atrocious table manners; she can't hold a fork and knife right, she plays with her food, talks with her mouth full, and takes big bites. I know she's raised by her dad, but how can I help her develop good table manners?"
|
| Tue June 08, 2021 |
 |
|
The best way to make sure your kids don't become liberals is to deny them an education
|
| |
|
The best way to make sure your kids don't become liberals is to deny them an education
|
 |
|
Cuomo says if New York can get to 70% vaccination, the state will go back to normal. You know, corruption, handsy governors, and piles of taxpayer money set ablaze
|
 |
|
Immigrant kid from poor city gets admitted to Harvard, wins $40,000 scholarship from her high school and tells the principal that she isn't the most in need of it, so they should give the money to people who are going to community colleges instead
|
 |
|
Sailor wants special treatment, gets denied, throws tantrum
|
 |
|
What in the McFark were they smoking
|
| Wed June 02, 2021 |
 |
|
RIP Gordon Pettengill, who radar-tracked Sputnik, led Arecibo, and more. He is survived by his wife, children, two granddaughters, and asteroid 3831 Pettengill
|
 |
|
Well, that wasn't the approved speech
|
| |
|
Well, that wasn't the approved speech
|
 |
|
'Iggy dived off the stage into the crowd, where he was lifted up by fans and stood above them in triumph. Someone handed him a jar of peanut butter and he smeared it on his chest'
|
 |
|
Indoctrination, not teaching critical thinking and brain washing our students is bad, unless we are teaching them that white people did no wrong on creating these great United States
|
| (Some Guy) |
|
"Hey Wally, how many candles are on my cake? Sure looks like a whole bunch." "73, ya goof. Even Eddie Haskell counts better'n you and died as a cop in Viet Nam"
|
 |
|
Idaho family suing school district after girl is pushed down stairs in a reenactment of a Shakespeare play, proving that the fault, dear Brutus, is not in our stairs / But in ourselves
|
 |
|
A recent poll found nine in 10 people have experienced déjà vu before. In other news, a recent poll found nine in 10 people have experienced déjà vu before
|
| Wed May 19, 2021 |
 |
|
The vaccine that is totally going to protect you in a casino full of spreaders is also going to require yearly boosters to get those neutralizing antibody titers back up to protective levels
|
| |
|
Is it just me or are the stairs trying to kill you?
|
 |
|
Well you'll find me in the class, coffers full of cash, mayor, I got the funds if you're into teaching scrubs, I'm into scholarships, I ain't into preaching drugs, so come give me some love if you're into ensuring a future of underserved students
|
| |
|
Charles Barkley gives $1,000 gifts to every employee of his high school alma mater, in addition to helping fund connectivity for remote learning and basketball programs
|
 |
|
School pulls book after complaints it is dead-on accurate
|
| (Some Guy) |
|
Thinking about reading the Buffy reboot comic from Boom Studios. (Same characters, but set in 2019 with very different storylines.) Any good?
|
| |
|
"Dear Stoya: My partner hates oral sex, so I cheated. Was that wrong? Should I not have done that?"'
|
| Tue May 18, 2021 |
| |
|
The NBA Playoffs start with the two play-in games for the Eastern Conference. At 6:30 PM ET we have the Hornets and Pacers. At 9:00 PM ET we have the Wizards and Celtics. Both games are on TNT. How will this experiment work out?
|
| |
|
The NBA Playoffs start with the two play-in games for the Eastern Conference. At 6:30 PM ET we have the Hornets and Pacers. At 9:00 PM ET we have the Wizards and Celtics. Both games are on TNT. How will this experiment work out?
|
 |
|
Seth Rogan based much of his career on comedy advice he received when he was 12 years old. Which, when you think about it, explains a lot
|
| |
|
Seth Rogan based much of his career on comedy advice he received when he was 12 years old. Which, when you think about it, explains a lot
|
| |
|
Please wait in one of those uncomfortable chairs while we investigate the murder in the dining room
|
 |
|
Only Fans sex worker shocked, Shocked SHOCKED to find a former teacher supporting her financially
|
| |
|
Only Fans sex worker shocked, Shocked SHOCKED to find a former teacher supporting her financially
|
| |
|
"Parenting has brought out the worst in my husband; he's an angry irrational jerk who screams at the kids, rewards them, undermines me, supports me, and hell it's all over the place with him. How do I fix him?"
|
 |
|
High school softball player pitches no-hitter, hits for the cycle twice in doubleheader
|
| Tue May 11, 2021 |
 |
|
Thankfully schools are reopening as COVID rates drop. Unless, of course, you bring in bad food for a staff luncheon
|
| |
|
Well with an address like that, what else was it going to look like?
|
| |
|
Good news, everybody. According to one of the NYC mayoral candidates, the median price for a home in Brooklyn is around $100,000. Hurry up and grab one before they're all gone
|
 |
|
My ex became a sex worker after I broke up with him. Why do I still care about that asshole?
|
 |
|
Had enough with humans? Consider cartoons
|
| |
|
Had enough with humans? Consider cartoons
|
 |
|
Further proof that the entire family was the result of some sort of "Boys From Brazil"-type cloning experiment: Arch Manning, nephew of Eli and Peyton, and grandson of Archie, a 6-foot-4, 200-pound HS sophomore QB, already has D-I scholarship offers
|
| |
|
Further proof that the entire family was the result of some sort of "Boys From Brazil"-type cloning experiment: Arch Manning, nephew of Eli and Peyton, and grandson of Archie, a 6-foot-4, 200-pound HS sophomore QB, already has D-I scholarship offers
|
 |
|
New YouTube series "Gwarsenio's High School CD Review". First up: Avenged Sevenfold's "Sounding the Seventh Trumpet"
|
| Tue May 04, 2021 |
| |
|
We've secretly submitted a house generated by an AI to a home listing company. Little things give it away, like the carpet in the kitchen and the closet on the ground floor bigger than most houses
|
 |
|
Teen to be charged as an adult in rigged homecoming election. Where else could it be? This is like shooting methed-up gators in a barrel
|
 |
|
In case you were wondering what kind of public statement a Kansas politician would release after punching a kid in the balls at his substitute teaching side-hustle, this article's got you covered. And it's EVERYTHING you're imagining right now
|
| |
|
In case you were wondering what kind of public statement a Kansas politician would release after punching a kid in the balls at his substitute teaching side-hustle, this article's got you covered. And it's EVERYTHING you're imagining right now
|
 |
|
Massive survey finds head-injury risk is higher for female high school soccer players than boys. You submitted this with a much more hands-on pun
|
| |
|
"Tucker Carlson, segregationist housewife." LOL, oh, Lordy, I'm dyin' here
|
| |
|
"My son is 14, coping with identity issues; he mentioned girls in his English class say whatever they want and blast the 'straight white men' for being part of the patriarchy. I fear he may be influenced by pathetic incels. How can I help him?"
|
 |
|
30 years ago the most Wisconsin fire ever happened, The Butter River Fire
|
| |
