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Tue July 17, 2018
		Excessive screen time for kids linked to squirrel over there, shiny objects, bike-riding source: theverge.com \| share:	8

Mon July 16, 2018
		Sneaky little sentence tucked into the back of a FL Ballot initiative about imposing term limits on school board members, would also take away their authority to oversee or regulate private or charter schools -gee wonder how THAT got there? source: tallahassee.com \| share:	33

Sun July 15, 2018
		Calculus is a study best left unlearned source: sciencealert.com \| share:	142
		Calculus is a study best left unlearned source: sciencealert.com \| share:	142

Fri July 13, 2018
		Mom of Waffle House shooting survivor buys wedding dress for life-saving waitress source: local21news.com \| share:	21

Thu July 12, 2018
		Todd Starnes and his GED in law decide that the fact that the Freedom From Religion Foundation's home base is in Wisconsin disqualifies them from pursuing 1st amendment legal action anywhere else source: patheos.com \| share:	70

Wed July 11, 2018
		Good news high school basketball players, you may be able to jump into the NBA right away soon source: msn.com \| share:	14

Tue July 10, 2018
		You remember LaserDisc games like Dragon's Lair, Space Ace, and The Spectre Files: Deathstalker. Well, you would remember the last one if it hadn't been sitting in a garage for 23 years source: dailygrindhouse.com \| share:	28
		Tony Romo stomps a mudhole into the competition at amateur golf tournament, though to be fair, he had plenty of time to practice, and he can't be intercepted in golf source: golfdigest.com \| share:	22

Sun July 08, 2018
		"The resurgence of female pubic hair in porn has nothing to do with feminism, but with fashion and profit" source: theguardian.com \| share:	125

Sat July 07, 2018
		18 fire departments + several thousand people + a shiatload of water balloons + 1 parade = far too much awesomeness source: nytimes.com \| share:	14
		Leopard comes for face of Trump-supporting minister, muffled cries of "this is fine" heard coming from leopard's mouth source: msn.com \| share:	176

Thu July 05, 2018
		Bush-appointed federal judge rejects precedent of Brown v. Board of Education source: nytimes.com \| share:	80
		Bush-appointed federal judge rejects precedent of Brown v. Board of Education source: nytimes.com \| share:	80

Wed July 04, 2018
		Mom sues Detroit school system over son's severed finger. Man, I remember when they'd just rap your knuckles with a ruler source: freep.com \| share:	52
		Still mad that Pluto was Declassified as a planet? Well, we could make it a planet again, but then Earth would have 109 sibling planets. Try learning all of those in high school science class source: inverse.com \| share:	93
		Trumpistan's snowflake ambassador to Canada whines that life in Ottawa "hasn't been easy," boycotts embassy July 4th party. Womp womp, eh source: huffingtonpost.ca \| share:	124

Tue July 03, 2018
		McConnell: "Sure sucks about all these school shootings. Hope you all can find someone to actually fix it" source: thehill.com \| share:	125
		Cops mad at school reading list which contains books about police brutality. Says, they prefer the popular book, The Cops are Great and We'll Shoot You or Beat You if You Say Otherwise and We'll Get Away With It, Signed Jesus source: theguardian.com \| share:	51

Mon July 02, 2018
		Alaskan couple promise to have and to hold for better or worse, for richer or oh look a Moose source: adn.com \| share:	12
		Trump refuses to lower flags for slain journalists. How's the civility going? source: baltimoresun.com \| share:	103
		75 percent of all Tommy John surgeries are performed on teenage pitchers, all of whose parents are convinced their boy will become the next Tommy John with the surgery, if not better. Raising the alarm: Dr. Tommy John, son of THE Tommy John source: sun-sentinel.com \| share:	38
		75 percent of all Tommy John surgeries are performed on teenage pitchers, all of whose parents are convinced their boy will become the next Tommy John with the surgery, if not better. Raising the alarm: Dr. Tommy John, son of THE Tommy John source: sun-sentinel.com \| share:	38

Sun July 01, 2018
		A fire breaks out next to a wedding. Time for some cool photos source: daytondailynews.com \| share:	65
		British school children on a trip to Italy smash a priceless 16th century tabernacle of "Madonna and Child." Wonder how much that'll cost the parents (possible nsfw content on page) source: express.co.uk \| share:	74
		Morrissey cancels his UK tour because his racism has finally caught up to him source: edition.cnn.com \| share:	82
		Ted Nugent denies his own relevancy source: loudwire.com \| share:	66

Sat June 30, 2018
		High school that showed LGBTQ anti-bullying videos is accused of making a heterosexual student feel "bullied" source: yahoo.com \| share:	222
		On icy roads and frozen lakes, Finland's teenagers are racing customised cars salvaged from scrap. The goal is to destroy the competition, but the reward lies in a tight-knit community fighting off boredom source: huckmagazine.com \| share:	8

Fri June 29, 2018
		Experts predict where in the playoffs LeBron James will lose to the Warriors next season source: bleacherreport.com \| share:	5
		I'm just going to go ahead and say what I'm feeling right now, but Born Again is absolutely Black Sabbath's best album source: fark.com \| share:	20
		In consideration of civility re: journalist killings, may I present Dana Loesch, who claimed journalists should be "curb stomped" and are "rat bastards" and "a boil on the backside of American politics" source: independent.co.uk \| share:	93
		New state laws going into effect Sunday include beaches are no longer public property, kids bullied in public schools can get vouchers to get bullied in private schools, state cattle breed designated as Florida Cracker source: abcactionnews.com \| share:	44
		One of the few items recovered from the Challenger explosion in 1986 was a soccer ball brought by the first Asian-American astronaut. 30 years later, it finally made it into orbit on the ISS source: espn.com \| share:	62
		Annapolis shooting suspect "wanted to get revenge" on journalists who reported on his guilty plea to charges of harassing a woman he went to high school with source: cbsnews.com \| share:	258
		Maryland newsroom shooter was an annoying jackass with mental problems on Facebook. So, your average Facebook user source: nypost.com \| share:	80
		Maryland newsroom shooter was an annoying jackass with mental problems on Facebook. So, your average Facebook user source: nypost.com \| share:	80

Thu June 28, 2018
		The newest cradle of coaches in college football is....Mount Union College in Ohio? source: espn.com \| share:	8
		"Keith Moon: Those who knew him, and those who wish they did." - Meeting your idol through their significant other...40 years later source: blog.timesunion.com \| share:	3
		I have a Bo Burnham New Yorker article for that source: newyorker.com \| share:	47

Tue June 26, 2018
		♫ All my tomodachi know the low rider...The low rider is a little higher ♫ source: cnn.com \| share:	24

Sun June 24, 2018
		♫ ♬ Summertime...and the livin' is easy ♫ ♬ and as we celebrate the official beginning of Summer, the Sunday Morning Music Club is looking for the best summer songs of all time source: pbs.org \| share:	215

Sat June 23, 2018
		College Board: history began just 500 years ago source: whnt.com \| share:	91
		Apparently maintaining a healthy marriage means celebrating every one of your marriage anniversaries at a Burger King for the last 50 years source: pix11.com \| share:	35

Fri June 22, 2018
		Hey, even back in the third grade, Stephen Miller was a dick. Who's surprised? He's easy to spot: the dour and glum one in his student picture. Voted most likely to hate humanity source: politico.com \| share:	93
		Hey, even back in the third grade, Stephen Miller was a dick. Who's surprised? He's easy to spot: the dour and glum one in his student picture. Voted most likely to hate humanity source: politico.com \| share:	93
		Abandoned baby left under stairwell 18 years ago graduates high school source: myfox8.com \| share:	25
		Abandoned baby left under stairwell 18 years ago graduates high school source: myfox8.com \| share:	25
		Students graduate from Ohio's first cannabis college. Subby really wants to see Cleveland School of Cannabis in the NCAA tournament bracket this year source: fox8.com \| share:	32
		The problem with The Problem with Apu source: vox.com \| share:	94

Thu June 21, 2018
		Jane the College Benefactor source: hollywoodreporter.com \| share:	28
		The oldest boarding school in the country that focuses on the military is about to close. Are you an alum of a boarding school? Are boarding and military schools even necessary anymore? source: pennlive.com \| share:	25
		Republicans can't decide whether to eliminate the Department of Labor or the Department of Education. Trump: Why not both? source: politico.com \| share:	67
		I used to be High School athlete, until I took a javelin to the eye source: brisbanetimes.com.au \| share:	20

Wed June 20, 2018
		Twenty-one facts that prove Stephen Miller is a racist asshole and miserable excuse for a human being. This is apparently part one of infinity source: rawstory.com \| share:	28
		Twenty-one facts that prove Stephen Miller is a racist asshole and miserable excuse for a human being. This is apparently part one of infinity source: rawstory.com \| share:	28
		Artificial turf fields are failing, costing Southern California millions. If only there were something green, soft, and better for activities source: dailynews.com \| share:	32
		Artificial turf fields are failing, costing Southern California millions. If only there were something green, soft, and better for activities source: dailynews.com \| share:	32
		Kansas AG can(D)idate causes controversy with poster of Wonder Woman she has had for several years source: cjonline.com \| share:	61

Tue June 19, 2018
		Nine students arrested after turning in textbooks, throwing left & right hooks during Last Day Melee source: macombdaily.com \| share:	28
		My husband refuses to get a vasectomy despite the fact that I've told him to on multiple occasions. Should I start withholding sex from him until he obeys? source: slate.com \| share:	55
		The latest struggle among rich white girls: math source: theatlantic.com \| share:	33

Mon June 18, 2018
		Extremely worried that even Trump may possess some rudimentary vestige of a heart, Lich-queen Ann Coulter rushes to reassure him that those children crying after being ripped from their parent's arms are "actors" and warns him "do not fall for it" source: thehill.com \| share:	131
		Maybe News: Alabama football offers a scholarship to an offensive lineman. Holy FARK: He is 14 years old, is 6-foot-7 and weighs 350 pounds source: msn.com \| share:	28
		Maybe News: Alabama football offers a scholarship to an offensive lineman. Holy FARK: He is 14 years old, is 6-foot-7 and weighs 350 pounds source: msn.com \| share:	28

Sun June 17, 2018
		Fark has a favorite summer ginger, At Last source: foxnews.com \| share:	52

Sat June 16, 2018
		I don't think I'll plant a garden this year source: detroitnews.com \| share:	57
		Think the economy is doing well? Think again source: cbsnews.com \| share:	63
		Mom catches teenage son in bed getting up-close-and-personal counseling from the school counselor source: nypost.com \| share:	120

Fri June 15, 2018
		I am 12. No really source: cbssports.com \| share:	31
		Report: Sex and Drugs are down among teens, but Depression is up. No mention on the status of Rock'N'Roll source: inverse.com \| share:	107

Thu June 14, 2018
		Officials say the large network of tunnels under Lehi High School in Lehi, Utah will be demolished as they renovate the school. No word on whether the Hellmouth will remain open, however source: ksl.com \| share:	37
		Dad buys Valedictorian son a billboard after school no longer recognizes the position because of reasons source: foxnews.com \| share:	167
(Some Guy)		Why did the MiniDisc fail? I'm going to go out on a limb and say 'Sony hubris' combined with 'properitary format' source: theindustryobserver.com.au \| share:	42

Wed June 13, 2018
		Gallant uses a courteous, calming demeanor to de-escalate situations. Gumbus runs a school bus off the road and beats it with a hammer source: wgntv.com \| share:	27

Tue June 12, 2018
		NJ school superintendent doesn't explain why he defecated repeatedly on another district's track field at latest court hearing, just waves away reporters and says, "Oh, poo" source: nbcnewyork.com \| share:	34
		Facebook feature is triggering people and making them really miserable as it reminds them of painful moments and all the cringeworthy things they did in the past. Thanks a lot Mark Zuckerberg, you heel source: metro.co.uk \| share:	87
		Man with world's largest penis claims it's ruined his acting career. "It sucks - it relegates me into doing smaller parts," he said, without irony (semi-NSFW) source: thescottishsun.co.uk \| share:	105
		A woman who taught special education for 45 years left the school $1 million for scholarships source: cnn.com \| share:	39

Mon June 11, 2018
		After game winning pitch, a high school pitcher consoles the batter before he celebrates with his team source: sportingnews.com \| share:	23
		Professional paintball team allows community to join. Fark: There are professional paintball teams? source: wtxl.com \| share:	11
		Here's a story about how Can't Hardly Wait became a teen cult classic, yet the two most prominent reasons go unmentioned source: theringer.com \| share:	94
		Teacher with last name 'Sprinkles' has sex with student. You read this in Morgan Freeman's voice source: myfox8.com \| share:	101
		Creepy non-human Betsy DeVos creeped around kids' therapy sessions so she could have a photo op. The therapy sessions helping them deal with their friends' deaths from guns. Then in comes Betsy being creepy source: rawstory.com \| share:	58
		Creepy non-human Betsy DeVos creeped around kids' therapy sessions so she could have a photo op. The therapy sessions helping them deal with their friends' deaths from guns. Then in comes Betsy being creepy source: rawstory.com \| share:	58

Sat June 09, 2018
		Ann Coulter accused of sex with minor source: people.com \| share:	86
		Ann Coulter accused of sex with minor source: people.com \| share:	86

Fri June 08, 2018
		Could you pass a civics test? Ty this one source: pennlive.com \| share:	49
		High school student deported by Trump to Mexico was killed today, three weeks after he was inhumanely sent back to a country he didn't know source: politicususa.com \| share:	182

Thu June 07, 2018
		What happens when a sugar baby falls in love with her sugar daddy. And 'sugaring' is a word now, I guess source: slate.com \| share:	153
		Teacher accused of taking bribes from students for better grades. Florida tag gets to sit this one out because sex wasn't involved source: wsrz.iheart.com \| share:	48
		Akron's decaying Rubber Bowl, one-time home of the Akron Zips and host to rock concerts and football games involving area high schools, colleges, and pro teams, will finally be demolished this year. Way to go, Ohio source: articles.cleveland.com \| share:	22

Wed June 06, 2018
		Does scoring a classroom interview with Uncle Ant-Man make you the coolest kid in school? source: mypalmbeachpost.com \| share:	20
		The family of the late Chris Farley has filed a federal lawsuit against Trek Bicycle for naming its fat-tired bikes Farley, saying the bike company misappropriated Farley's name and traded on his "fat guy" brand of comedy source: fox6now.com \| share:	65
		AD at Mona Shores High School given a 10 day without pay suspension based on ...well, read the article source: mlive.com \| share:	37

Tue June 05, 2018
		Mother of male cheerleader doesn't want her son touching female cheerleaders, well, two female cheerleaders in particular source: ldnews.com \| share:	33
		I'd like to know whom among us has not been stabbed with a pencil while attending public school. Anyone? source: 6abc.com \| share:	34
		I'd like to know whom among us has not been stabbed with a pencil while attending public school. Anyone? source: 6abc.com \| share:	34
		Pennsylvania 8th-graders given ballistic shields as a graduation gift before heading off to high school source: fox29.com \| share:	88
		Pennsylvania 8th-graders given ballistic shields as a graduation gift before heading off to high school source: fox29.com \| share:	88
		Someone thought it would be funny to have David Hogg's home "swatted" this morning source: local10.com \| share:	287
		Is it still weird when it's two teachers having sex, with each other? source: usatoday.com \| share:	69
		Now that Zac Snyder is officially bringing Ayn Rand's Fountainhead to the big screen it's time to admit that one of us have actually read it, and we could all well do with a nice, tight summary source: bookriot.com \| share:	160

Mon June 04, 2018
		Trolledictorian attributes Obama quote to Trump, then pulls the rug out from under the cheering crowd source: courier-journal.com \| share:	91

Sun June 03, 2018
		Map of how much teachers make in every state. WTF Oklahoma? source: thrillist.com \| share:	76

Sat June 02, 2018
		Former manager of 2 Chainz, buys 1 Whip for homeless high school senior in Houston so she could use her scholarship in Austin source: dailymail.co.uk \| share:	31
		Paramount scraps reboot of whatever the hell Heathers is source: hollywoodreporter.com \| share:	96
		Paramount scraps reboot of whatever the hell Heathers is source: hollywoodreporter.com \| share:	96

Fri June 01, 2018
		HIgh school dean shoots student for not selling enough weed. Not saying he should have been shot, but an inability to sell weed at a high school is pretty pathetic source: nypost.com \| share:	114
		Let's play a game. Guess who said meeting with Trump "was like talking to a toddler" before clicking the link source: apnews.com \| share:	166
		People have thoughts on why they love "Cowboy Bebop" source: kotaku.com \| share:	239
		You thought HOAs were bad? Clearly you've never been to Doraville, GA source: foxnews.com \| share:	110

Thu May 31, 2018
		Police claim a teen planned a 'bigger than Columbine' school shooting, and tried to recruit friends to join him source: ktvu.com \| share:	61
		Sixteen-year-old gets thirteen for two from a nine. It was my understanding there would be no math source: king5.com \| share:	52
		Learning gardens teach urban students skills to help survive the coming zombie apocalypse source: dailynews.com \| share:	19
		Are you one of those pretentious New Yorker types who fold your pizza slice? source: timeout.com \| share:	79
		So why does your partner smell so good to you? Here comes the science source: msn.com \| share:	40
		Seventies rocker Steve Miller is a righteous dude source: texasmonthly.com \| share:	64

Wed May 30, 2018
		What kind of previous charges could a new school principal possibly have? Oh. Oh Dear source: wreg.com \| share:	71
		"Dear Prudence: My husband wasn't surprised when I asked for a divorce--I have been unhappy with him for awhile--but he was shocked I didn't wait until our 13 year-old was out of high school. How can we tell her we're going to upend her world?" source: slate.com \| share:	29
		Stephen Miller is Trump's shadowy right hand troll advisor source: theatlantic.com \| share:	53

Mon May 28, 2018
		Are we not doing phrasing anymore? source: thetimesnews.com \| share:	45
		Whatever happened to teenage car culture? When youths would go cruising down the streets listening to their bebop and drinking milkshakes? Those were the days source: theatlantic.com \| share:	68

Sun May 27, 2018
		High school: We're not playing the national anthem before the game. Crowd: Hold our beer and watch this source: dailymail.co.uk \| share:	316

Sat May 26, 2018
		Retiring pricipal gets hunderds of burrito giftcards sayof from grateful students source: thecourier.com \| share:	57
		"If it had been written in middle school, I'd give it a C or C+. If it had been written in high school, I'd give it a D," said retired English teacher Yvonne Mason. Fark: About a letter she received from President Trump source: thehill.com \| share:	52
		"If it had been written in middle school, I'd give it a C or C+. If it had been written in high school, I'd give it a D," said retired English teacher Yvonne Mason. Fark: About a letter she received from President Trump source: thehill.com \| share:	52
		If you thought the Parkland kids would just fade away, guess again. They just got Publix to halt their political contributions source: orlandosentinel.com \| share:	143

Fri May 25, 2018
		The two most significant college admissions criteria mean almost nothing now source: theatlantic.com \| share:	32
		The two most significant college admissions criteria mean almost nothing now source: theatlantic.com \| share:	32
		Your daily school shooting thread source: indystar.com \| share:	709
		Apparently Home Depot employees don't have access to tools to fix their misable working conditions source: splinternews.com \| share:	48

Thu May 24, 2018
		NRA: "It's time for Congress to step up and pass legislation putting common sense limitations on #MSM's ability to report on these school shootings" source: news.vice.com \| share:	323
		Once upon a time, not long ago, Slick Rick was honored by the Bronx Walk of Fame source: vanityfair.com \| share:	18
		Senior posts his high school for sale on Craigslist as a prank. What could possibly go wrong? source: fox4kc.com \| share:	157

Wed May 23, 2018
		Former American football coach in hot water in Japan for controversial play that led to injury. What kind of American coaches soccer in another country? source: japantoday.com \| share:	16
		Armed robbery is minor hiccup on life path if you are good enough at sports ball to be recruited by university with strong fan base. Same fan base would probably be outraged if a similar defendant wink wink who sucked at sports got this plea deal source: pennlive.com \| share:	7
		All fear the Asian American girls of St. Paul's Johnson High School and their indomitable badminton team source: deadspin.com \| share:	11
		All fear the Asian American girls of St. Paul's Johnson High School and their indomitable badminton team source: deadspin.com \| share:	11
		So, the obvious question is, what was a guy who had his license suspended 14 times doing driving a school bus? source: nypost.com \| share:	78
		Pawn shop posts sign: "We sell AR-15's because we're not Dick's." Discovers a lot of people think they are source: myfox8.com \| share:	352
		Pawn shop posts sign: "We sell AR-15's because we're not Dick's." Discovers a lot of people think they are source: myfox8.com \| share:	352
		House Committee schools Betsy DeVos again source: newsweek.com \| share:	93

Tue May 22, 2018
		Turns out the police did shoot at the white guy. Some of the victims may have been "collateral damage" source: nbcnews.com \| share:	68
		Turns out US public schools are still theoretically safer than combat-zones. For now source: boingboing.net \| share:	71
		Woman who stuck a loaded handgun down the front of her yoga pants to take a photo says "knee-jerk reactions to gun control are never the solution" source: insider.foxnews.com \| share:	187
		One of the teens killed in the latest school shooting told her parents two weeks ago that the killer told her he was going to kill her. After the shooting the Dad asked why the teachers didn't see this coming source: nypost.com \| share:	183
		One of the teens killed in the latest school shooting told her parents two weeks ago that the killer told her he was going to kill her. After the shooting the Dad asked why the teachers didn't see this coming source: nypost.com \| share:	183

Mon May 21, 2018
		Texas Governor quietly slinks away from that whole "Texas-made shotgun" giveaway contest source: politico.com \| share:	48
		Texas Governor quietly slinks away from that whole "Texas-made shotgun" giveaway contest source: politico.com \| share:	48
		After the Santa Fe high school shooting, both sides of the gun control debate have just said "Fark it" and decided rather than doing anything to restrict crazy people's access to guns, we should just turn our kids' schools into Supermax prisons source: thehill.com \| share:	191
		Santa Fe church community reflects on Santa Fe shootings and arrives at the same sort of well-considered, intelligent, and productive solution at which you'd expect a church community to arrive source: npr.org \| share:	198
		"What if no children went to school until gun laws changed to keep them safe? My family is all in if we can do this at scale" source: politicususa.com \| share:	160
		The electric scooter charger culture is terribly out of control. Going green makes people stupid source: theatlantic.com \| share:	36

Sun May 20, 2018
		Texas governor's website is still raffling off a rifle, though they canceled the door prize source: cnn.com \| share:	219
		Texas governor's website is still raffling off a rifle, though they canceled the door prize source: cnn.com \| share:	219
		Food fair at school cancelled after 7 kids get all liquored up, free rides to hospital source: news24.com \| share:	42
		Former NYC Police Commish Howard Safir has studied it out: the Common Core curriculum is what's behind all these school shootings source: crooksandliars.com \| share:	172
		Former NYC Police Commish Howard Safir has studied it out: the Common Core curriculum is what's behind all these school shootings source: crooksandliars.com \| share:	172
		Texas high school mass shooting suspect allegedly shot and killed girl who turned him down and made fun of him in front of people in class source: latimes.com \| share:	595
		Trump says, I'm determined to do absolutely nothing about mass shooting unless you think tweeting BS is something. My lover, the NRA, won't let me do anything right, so go fark yourself source: politico.com \| share:	142
		Trump says, I'm determined to do absolutely nothing about mass shooting unless you think tweeting BS is something. My lover, the NRA, won't let me do anything right, so go fark yourself source: politico.com \| share:	142

Sat May 19, 2018
		NRA spokesmonster Dana Loesch blames the media for the Santa Fe high school terror attack source: usatoday.com \| share:	367
		J.J. Watt continues to do the right thing source: espn.com \| share:	74
		Texas school shooter was a religious nut. Atheism is a religion, right? source: abcnews.go.com \| share:	364
		Texas Lt. Governor blames Friday's shooting on throws dart Oh, fark you source: vox.com \| share:	172
		Two people shot, one fatally, at Georgia high school source: ajc.com \| share:	252

Fri May 18, 2018
		Raccoon-drowning teacher retires to spend more time hiding from a vengeful Rocket Raccoon source: clickorlando.com \| share:	83
		Multiple fatalities reported after school shooting in Santa Fe, TX source: chron.com \| share:	1861
		Student graduates from high school and college in the same week, promises to offer a living hourly wage to his classmates source: whnt.com \| share:	30
		Student graduates from high school and college in the same week, promises to offer a living hourly wage to his classmates source: whnt.com \| share:	30
		Pennsylvania road sign warns of Trump rally ahead source: usatoday.com \| share:	46

Thu May 17, 2018
		Still wondering how those idiots heard "laurel" or those dopes heard "yanny"? The NY Times provides an explanation, and a cool interactive filter that lets you hear both source: nytimes.com \| share:	117
		Some nursing homes get dog and cat visitors. This one gets horses source: channel3000.com \| share:	9

Wed May 16, 2018
		The ring police, They search through the grains. The ring police They come to the beach. The ring police They're saving my brain source: click2houston.com \| share:	12
		Joey Votto disparages Canadian baseball, then proceeds to do the most Canadian thing possible source: espn.com \| share:	11
		Time to reset the clock. No, not that one; the one where everyone says we need more gun-control laws even though nothing happened source: cbsnews.com \| share:	151
		25-year-old man reminisces about his senior year of high school. Star of the basketball team, dating this fly little freshman girl, those were the days. Hard to believe it's been a whole week since then source: bleacherreport.com \| share:	23
		25-year-old man reminisces about his senior year of high school. Star of the basketball team, dating this fly little freshman girl, those were the days. Hard to believe it's been a whole week since then source: bleacherreport.com \| share:	23
		Gay hockey referee comes out, finds acceptance from fellow refs. Crowd still yells that he sucks source: usatoday.com \| share:	19
		Students work to find "bible belt strangler." Step one - look for man with huge belt of bibles source: wreg.com \| share:	24
		Students work to find "bible belt strangler." Step one - look for man with huge belt of bibles source: wreg.com \| share:	24
		Teacher: Please don't record me drowning these raccoons in class \| Students: Hold my beer source: actionnewsjax.com \| share:	157
		Fox News slams Stephen King for "cruel joke" about Melania. Still haven't read The Dead Zone source: foxnews.com \| share:	121

Tue May 15, 2018
		If you put a car halfway into the high school, police send their congratulations. No, really source: fox9.com \| share:	32
		Student takes Danny DeVito cardboard cutout to prom. That's not the real story. It's the guy in the photo on the right that's wearing a Captain America suit/tux source: wtop.com \| share:	29
		Apparently instead of putting the E in DARE, this police department decided to put it in nepotism source: wafb.com \| share:	43
		Black mystery substance coming out of vents at public school. No one more excited about this development than the biology department source: thestar.com \| share:	39
		High school students arrested after police find out that wasn't frosting on the cupcakes source: courant.com \| share:	57
		High school students arrested after police find out that wasn't frosting on the cupcakes source: courant.com \| share:	57

Mon May 14, 2018
		"I don't know how to waste time on the internet anymore". Article actually mentions Fark by name source: nymag.com \| share:	82
		Supreme Court rules that if you don't give permission, your lawyer can't tell the jury you're guilty. Because somehow this was not already a rule source: npr.org \| share:	37
		"Bulletproof school supplies put to the test" may not have been the best choice of headline source: wfsb.com \| share:	87
		Christopher Columbus High holds jungle-themed prom, complete with Lemur, two Macaws, African Fennec Fox, tiger. Hilarity ensues source: miami.cbslocal.com \| share:	56

Sat May 12, 2018
(My ND Now)		If you happen to come across a case of 40mm grenades, the folks up there at Minot Air Force Base would sure appreciate a phone call from you source: myndnow.com \| share:	60
(My ND Now)		If you happen to come across a case of 40mm grenades, the folks up there at Minot Air Force Base would sure appreciate a phone call from you source: myndnow.com \| share:	60
		Australian high school teacher becomes national hero with Facebook post on how to make McDonald's Chicken McNuggets at home. Since her nugget debut, she has "new found cred among her students" source: stuff.co.nz \| share:	31
		School evacuated when someone calls in a bong threat. You read that correctly source: boston.com \| share:	30
		No gas, no grass, just your smelly old ass. Elon Musk soon to offer LA tunnel rides for free source: cleantechnica.com \| share:	31
		Student phished his teachers' logon credentials and changed his grades and those of other students. The Secret Service got involved and now he is facing 14 felonies. No word if he tried to play a game of Global Thermonuclear War source: ktvu.com \| share:	117

Fri May 11, 2018
		Pencil boxes are the latest casualty in scholastic war against designer goods source: bbc.com \| share:	49
		Teacher arrested for public drunkenness. Fark: While chaperoning HS prom source: fox10phoenix.com \| share:	41
		You mean that a 6th grade teacher asking their students' HIV status before a class trip is unacceptable? source: abc7ny.com \| share:	52
		Elks Club Secretary calls cops on disruptive, drug-using, trespassing Black gang, errr, champion high school poets who were scheduled to be honored at the club that evening. Fortunately jailarity, shootarity do not ensue source: sevendaysvt.com \| share:	76
		Time to reset your stopwatches source: fox5sandiego.com \| share:	144
		Reunited high school sweethearts get married in front of school 30 years after splitting up. Groomsmen seen smoking pot behind the equipment shed source: whotv.com \| share:	19
		Reunited high school sweethearts get married in front of school 30 years after splitting up. Groomsmen seen smoking pot behind the equipment shed source: whotv.com \| share:	19
		I am 14 source: bleacherreport.com \| share:	30

Wed May 09, 2018
		Elementary school teacher sues public school district after being threatened with dismissal, reassigned to high school for "Get To Know Your Teacher" slideshow that had photos of her parents, best friends, 'future wife.' source: nbcdfw.com \| share:	64

Tue May 08, 2018
		The Florida teacher's co-workers began worrying about his behavior as early as 2009, when he was reportedly found with a student with the lights dimmed and his shoes off source: mypalmbeachpost.com \| share:	39

Mon May 07, 2018
		Dolly Parton surprises folk at senior center, decides to move in source: usatoday.com \| share:	29
		Off-duty officer shows why schools should be gun-free zones source: abc12.com \| share:	195
		Off-duty officer shows why schools should be gun-free zones source: abc12.com \| share:	195

Sun May 06, 2018
		India & China: Welcome to the Sausage Party source: thestar.com \| share:	102

Sat May 05, 2018
		"I ate pizza for breakfast every day for a week-because a nutritionist said it was healthier than cereal" source: health.com \| share:	95
(Some Guy)		15 awkward pictures of Kevin Durant, including bromance, questionable fashion, and nose pick source: thesportster.com \| share:	4

Fri May 04, 2018
		Note to self, and potential college quarterbacks: don't run into a cactus source: desmoinesregister.com \| share:	9

Thu May 03, 2018
		High school baseball player sues third base coach for telling him to slide source: mycentraljersey.com \| share:	33
		Freediver misses out on world record, going to attempt again, Subby isn't holding his breath though source: abc.net.au \| share:	9
		The NJ High mystery pooper is no longer a mystery. In related news, Kenilworth school Superintendent Thomas Tramaglini seen looking at the help-wanted ads source: nj.com \| share:	108
		In an effort to outdo IKEA, teen alters his prom suit to make a fashion statement source: yahoo.com \| share:	15
		In an effort to outdo IKEA, teen alters his prom suit to make a fashion statement source: yahoo.com \| share:	15
		Rudy digs up source: twitter.com \| share:	285
		Rudy digs up source: twitter.com \| share:	285
		Strikeouts top hits in a month for the 1st time in MLB history. Fans only get a whiff of offense source: foxsports.com \| share:	33
		Oh, deer source: mlb.com \| share:	12

Wed May 02, 2018
		"Are you an organ donor? Nearly 115,000 people waiting for transplants." I'm not sure, but it seems article author wants you to hurry up and die already source: wsav.com \| share:	100

Tue May 01, 2018
		Florida congressman gets a proper Florida welcome from a group of sixth-graders. One finger salute involved of course source: nwfdailynews.com \| share:	45
		Having realized that Jesus was crucified in a loin cloth, school backtracks on plan for "modesty ponchos" at the prom source: nypost.com \| share:	92
		"Coach, we're sorry, we're going to have to let you go." "Why?" "Well, you know...ahem...you have a few too many of you know...you know, of those...those players on the team" source: bleacherreport.com \| share:	24
		As old jobs disappear, new ones are invented. Like being paid to stand in a queue source: ozy.com \| share:	11

Mon April 30, 2018
		Parkland shooting victim Emma Gonzalez responses to Kanye West calling her 'his hero'. OUCH source: usatoday.com \| share:	56
		Parkland shooting victim Emma Gonzalez responses to Kanye West calling her 'his hero'. OUCH source: usatoday.com \| share:	56
		Low pay, lots of risk, helicopter parents, idiots wanting them to carry guns, lack of new textbooks, insufficient technology--take your pick source: newsweek.com \| share:	10
		How do you know if you chose the wrong college? source: nytimes.com \| share:	29
		How do you know if you chose the wrong college? source: nytimes.com \| share:	29
		"NRA Convention Bans Guns To Protect Mike Pence. Parkland Survivors' Jaws Drop." Because until now the Secret Service has always been so relaxed and casual about guns near the people they're watching source: yahoo.com \| share:	107

Sun April 29, 2018
(soranews24)		Dear teenage boys: if an older man approaches and requests that you sneeze into a Kleenex for him and offers you $9, "Never take him up on the offer. If you feel uncomfortable, please go to the nearest police box and file a report" source: soranews24.com \| share:	55
		This week the Sunday Morning Music Club presents the Bad Grammar Hall or Fame. We're looking for the songs that drove your pedantic high school English teacher insane source: rd.com \| share:	150
		Rich, white Upper West Side liberals throw a group hissy over plans to diversify their schools source: theroot.com \| share:	251
		"I'm not ashamed of wanting to be rich" source: nytimes.com \| share:	23
		If Browns' draft pick Chad Thomas doesn't work out in the NFL, he can always go back to his other job: producing tracks for Rick Ross source: sbnation.com \| share:	4

Sat April 28, 2018
		U.K. decides that when it comes using analogue clocks in schools, time has run out source: telegraph.co.uk \| share:	216
		Tom Brokaw denies sexual harassment claim, says accuser's motive is Look At Me Too source: thecut.com \| share:	88
(Some Guy)		50 ways the world is getting better source: awealthofcommonsense.com \| share:	89
		Fat women are taking 'better sex' classes so they can weigh their options source: mirror.co.uk \| share:	47

Fri April 27, 2018
		It's best to avoid calling one of your Jewish high school students "the next Hitler," Mr. History teacher source: foxnews.com \| share:	63
		With her rare condition, this woman smelt like a fish source: metro.co.uk \| share:	20

Thu April 26, 2018
		Track meet cancelled due to aggressive geese nesting near track source: nbc4i.com \| share:	23
		"Ancient mass child sacrifice may have been world's largest." I don't know, my high school calculus class was a total bloodbath source: news.nationalgeographic.com \| share:	38
		"Dear Prudence: My mom got pregnant with me in high school; she raised me on her own. I'm 23; my husband and I are expecting our first child. My mother is 41, and she and her new husband are expecting. Am I right to feel resentment at her pregnancy?" source: slate.com \| share:	57
		ER Doctors about mass shootings: "It's a tragedy for the people involved, the community at large. For us, it's a Tuesday" source: nytimes.com \| share:	57

Wed April 25, 2018
		Attention seeking father takes his Balls and goes home source: msn.com \| share:	42
		Shocker: The Toronto attacker was an "incel" who walked the halls in high school "head down, hands clasped - and making meowing noises" source: nypost.com \| share:	642

Tue April 24, 2018
		Well known student loan expert, Drew Cloud, never existed. Well known bourbon expert, Drew Curtis, exists source: chronicle.com \| share:	27
		No hockey?(NHL level anyway) What can we drink to tonight? Hockey movie talk, sure why not. Theory: Mystery Alaska is the pinnacle of outdoor hockey movies. Prove me wrong. Competition starts at 7pm ET. SUP/FC/& other usual things to fool the admins source: imdb.com \| share:	223
		Bricklayers and Wharfingers make more money than teachers in San Francisco. Of course, nobody quite knows what a Wharfinger does source: sfgate.com \| share:	120
		As a general rule of thumb, you should avoid using slavery puns in your promposal. "If I was black, I'd be picking cotton, but I'm white, so I'm picking u 4 prom" source: nypost.com \| share:	156
		Bob Dorough, composer and singer on "Schoolhouse Rocks" chestnuts such as "Three Is a Magic Number" and "My Hero, Zero," dies at 94 source: thewrap.com \| share:	34

Mon April 23, 2018
		Subby just got a Amazon Echo Plus. Anyone got any fun or cool things to do with the Echo Plus besides ask Alexa if she's spying on me for the government? source: fark.com \| share:	42
		Spotting high schoolers running from a bus on fire, Dr. Oz springs into action - by filming it source: nypost.com \| share:	25
		Yo dawg, I heard you like getting high, so we put a pot shop in your aviation and mountaineering museum source: adn.com \| share:	16
		"At an absolute minimum, Donald Trump has divided loyalties and the evidence we already have suggests that Donald Trump is a traitor. However, I don't even think he understands what he's done" source: salon.com \| share:	259
		NFL mock draft pioneer and infamous shut-in Joel Buschbaum once was offered a job by Bill Belichick to concoct multiple mocks to give Browns the ultimate edge on draft day. His response: Thanks but no thanks, I feel like I work for every team source: si.com \| share:	6

Sun April 22, 2018
		"So, even though it sounds strange, porn improved my relationship with my daughter in ways I couldn't have imagined" source: huffingtonpost.com \| share:	104

Sat April 21, 2018
		12-year-old has fight with parents, gets revenge by stealing mom's credit card and heading off to Bali for four days of R&R source: 9news.com.au \| share:	76
		Berkeley high school teacher suspended for bringing an empty tube to class source: seattlepi.com \| share:	94
		High school baseball team schedules wrong team, wins 82-0. Oops source: usatodayhss.com \| share:	66

Fri April 20, 2018
		Florida students walk out to protest school shootings. Since this is Florida, you can probably guess what happens next source: time.com \| share:	288

Thu April 19, 2018
		NRA lashes out at Dick's Sporting Goods for destroying unsold firearms, claims the store is hurting the economy by taking away potential business for the hospitals and morgues source: fortune.com \| share:	53
		Teen takes mother to prom after she missed her own prom because she was pregnant. It's Texas, so the cycle probably continued source: ksat.com \| share:	54
		Teen takes mother to prom after she missed her own prom because she was pregnant. It's Texas, so the cycle probably continued source: ksat.com \| share:	54
		Norway is telling their high school students to refrain from doing things like sex on roundabouts among others source: yahoo.com \| share:	40
		Dick's sporting goods destroys all the guns they pulled from their shelves. Which makes it the only item in a sporting goods store ever to be willfully smashed to pieces that wasn't a golf club source: foxnews.com \| share:	59

Wed April 18, 2018
		A college education delays the risk of dementia, Alzheimers source: newsweek.com \| share:	21
		A college education delays the risk of dementia, Alzheimers source: newsweek.com \| share:	21
		Thus far, the massive post-Parkland youth voter registration wave has produced...fewer young people registered to vote source: tallahassee.com \| share:	128

Tue April 17, 2018
		Coral Springs rush in where Broward fears to tread source: local10.com \| share:	27
		ABC picks up the 1990s-era Goldberg's spinoff to series source: hollywoodreporter.com \| share:	40

Mon April 16, 2018
		Philadelphia 76ers all time leading scorer passes away.. No, not him. Not that guy either source: latimes.com \| share:	9
		Paid summer vacations, other stupid myths about public school teachers. You'll be glad you skipped that career in education source: news4jax.com \| share:	156
		Paid summer vacations, other stupid myths about public school teachers. You'll be glad you skipped that career in education source: news4jax.com \| share:	156
		"Bracott" planned for today in response to nipple band-aid incident source: mynews13.com \| share:	140
		Sorry you're too stupid to get what I was saying source: time.com \| share:	79
		"Alex Jones Claims Attractive Women Tried to Date Him In High School To Convert Him To Satanism." The joke is that anyone attractive, or intelligent, would have spoken to him at all. How about no source: rightwingwatch.org \| share:	133
		"Alex Jones Claims Attractive Women Tried to Date Him In High School To Convert Him To Satanism." The joke is that anyone attractive, or intelligent, would have spoken to him at all. How about no source: rightwingwatch.org \| share:	133

Sun April 15, 2018
		If you're a teacher who cannot read or right, are you even a teacher? source: bbc.com \| share:	69
		Don't f*ck with high school students. Mike Pence's hometown had their first LGBT Pride parade source: indystar.com \| share:	34

Sat April 14, 2018
		Phase one: skip school. Phase two: parents go to jail because you skipped school. Phase 3: no more pesky parents telling you to go to school. North Carolina: "oops" source: newsobserver.com \| share:	116
		Ace is the place where they'll help you mock some kids source: yahoo.com \| share:	104
		Democratic candidate says he's "a member of the African-American community." Candidate is also whiter than a Pat Boone concert in Branson source: charlotteobserver.com \| share:	53

Fri April 13, 2018
		Today's elementary school teacher showing nude photo to class on projector comes to you from Kansas City source: fox4kc.com \| share:	72
		Having destroyed racism, sexism, bigotry, and ignorance in their state, South Carolina lawmakers consider banning sale of energy drinks to minors source: wmur.com \| share:	60
		Teacher draws amazing pictures on her white board every day to get kids interested in learning, and holy fark is she good source: fox4kc.com \| share:	68
		Conservative radio host is convinced that Mueller is jealous of that which cannot be seen with the naked eye source: deadstate.org \| share:	80
		High school wrestling coach fired after admitting to wrestling with self on campus source: gwinnettdailypost.com \| share:	33
		High school wrestling coach fired after admitting to wrestling with self on campus source: gwinnettdailypost.com \| share:	33

Thu April 12, 2018
		High school football bench warmer described as looking "like a baby giraffe" is now a future NFL player. How did he do it? A creative highlight tape, letters begging colleges to take him and a cheap buffet nearby source: nfl.com \| share:	5
		High school football bench warmer described as looking "like a baby giraffe" is now a future NFL player. How did he do it? A creative highlight tape, letters begging colleges to take him and a cheap buffet nearby source: nfl.com \| share:	5
		Student: "I want to listen to music during the test." Teacher: "Sorry, no phones allowed." Student: "Challenge Accepted" source: boingboing.net \| share:	42
		"My husband just found religion; he's been going to church and is uppity about it. I never had religion to lose; it's a silly concept. He wants to drag the kids with him; they've never been. Should I let him?" source: slate.com \| share:	30
		John Mayer was wrong; your body isn't a wonderland, it's a septic battleground source: theatlantic.com \| share:	26

Wed April 11, 2018
		Students design car that gets over 1000 MPG, and the only downside is that anyone driving it looks like a secondary villain in an Austin Powers movie source: king5.com \| share:	48
		Katharine McPhee stars in new role she was born to play, "Waitress" source: dailymail.co.uk \| share:	40
		Somewhere in Pennsylvania, a tiny bat salesman is laughing source: nbcnews.com \| share:	44
		An HR Manager reveals all the mistakes you're making that are preventing you from getting promoted. Listen to HR; HR is your friend and only has your best interests at heart. You should trust HR, employee source: dailymail.co.uk \| share:	31
		Anchors on Fox 5 DC have come under fire after they called an African American Houston teenager who was accepted to 20 different colleges "obnoxious," saying that he was depriving other hard-working students of spots at the schools source: dailymail.co.uk \| share:	174
		According to Alan Dershowitz, Mueller violated Michael Cohen's constitutional rights by seizing his records. Article to the left, expert legal analysis by Fark's constitutional scholars to the right source: dailymail.co.uk \| share:	206

Tue April 10, 2018
		It won't bring the victims back, however the gofundme for the Humboldt Broncos is closing in on $6 million and is the fifth largest of all time. Tag is for everyone who has donated source: cbc.ca \| share:	24
		"I have questions about the new horse girl anime." But do you really want to know the answers? source: kotaku.com \| share:	96
		"I have questions about the new horse girl anime." But do you really want to know the answers? source: kotaku.com \| share:	96
		Perhaps David Hogg not getting into college was a good thing as he plans to take gap year to work on midterm elections source: thehill.com \| share:	311
		Perhaps David Hogg not getting into college was a good thing as he plans to take gap year to work on midterm elections source: thehill.com \| share:	311
		DiBlasio aide busted on illegal gun charge source: nypost.com \| share:	59

Mon April 09, 2018
		In news that may surprise no one, Trump's numbers thrive in areas that don't have traditional news outlets, minorities, high school diplomas, full sets of teeth, etc source: politico.com \| share:	136
		Teacher: Hey, Dean, what do you think about this girl's nipples? Are they too erect through her shirt? School Dean: Hm. Those are pretty erect nipples. Hey, nurse, what do you think of these nipples? Nurse: Wow. Here, let me cover them with bandaids source: bradenton.com \| share:	381

Sat April 07, 2018
		"'Some of these kids have no real desire to build something on their own,' says Willis, who works for a firm founded by his father" source: politico.com \| share:	85
		Oklahoma girl is excited to find Blake Shelton's autograph. Her mom isn't as excited, as it means her kid's textbook is over thirty years old source: amp.cnn.com \| share:	171

Fri April 06, 2018
		There now , was that SO hard?: Oklahoma legislature takes up measure raising online sales taxes, hotel taxes, and gambling taxes to raise the money to pay their teachers decently source: rawstory.com \| share:	59
		Minors found in shaft source: nbcnews.com \| share:	85
		Stan Van Gundy in 2014: What the Sixers are doing is embarrassing. Stan Van Gundy in 2018: What the Sixers have done to us is embarrassing source: foxsports.com \| share:	6

Thu April 05, 2018
		Fox's pro-gun student protest attracts tens of people. More people laughing on the sidelines at these morons source: thinkprogress.org \| share:	230
		Fox's pro-gun student protest attracts tens of people. More people laughing on the sidelines at these morons source: thinkprogress.org \| share:	230
		17-year-old pleads guilty to attacking school principal with spear. To be fair, a 1d6 versatile weapon is about the best you can get unless you take a martial weapons feat source: komonews.com \| share:	94
		Marijuana millionaires are, like, totally riding Canada's legalization wave. Whoa source: bloomberg.com \| share:	17
		Hodor source: news.vice.com \| share:	69

Wed April 04, 2018
		In the wake of yesterday's shooting at YouTube headquarters, YouTube stars do what YouTube stars do source: slate.com \| share:	91
		What happens to the children when the teachers go on strike? Besides all the partying, video game playing, and illicit sex? Not much. Author apparently has forgotten what kids are like source: usatoday.com \| share:	64
		Teen learns the hard way why you should never tow a sled behind a moving vehicle source: fox8.com \| share:	73
		Apparently harassing the Parkland high school students can be your own personal erotica site source: twitter.com \| share:	177
		Finally, the long wait is over. Here are your NCAA top 25 basketball rankings source: si.com \| share:	5

Tue April 03, 2018
		Student bites head off chicken, apparently unaware that "farm-to-table" actually has a few more steps in there source: news-journalonline.com \| share:	23
		Fox News: Laura Ingraham will be back. Well, yes, she's gotta clean out her desk and do an exit interview with HR before she's fired source: salon.com \| share:	59

Mon April 02, 2018
		Sometimes, the name says it all source: mlive.com \| share:	32
		Oklahoma teachers tired of working up to 6 jobs to make ends meet (that's not a typo) go on strike today. Six. Jobs source: kfor.com \| share:	319
		Oklahoma teachers tired of working up to 6 jobs to make ends meet (that's not a typo) go on strike today. Six. Jobs source: kfor.com \| share:	319
		How powerful are high school students becoming? One just organized the first-ever gay parade in Mike Pence's hometown source: indy100.com \| share:	110
		Bully gets a bloody nose and begs his victims' parents to please make the pain stop source: redstate.com \| share:	347

Sun April 01, 2018
		Chugging a gallon of milk..... eating a spoonful of cinnamon.... chewing a ghost pepper.... eating a TidePod...... oh gosh, what to do next to make my generation look asinine. Oh hey, let's snort condoms source: inverse.com \| share:	86
		Schoolboys refuse to let go of man about to hang himself from motorway bridge. "I hope other children can see it's worth stopping to help someone" source: metro.co.uk \| share:	27

Sat March 31, 2018
		Nevada DoE again delays vote on adopting anti-bullying policy that includes protections for trans students, stating they're waiting on "model regulation" for the schools. Geena Rocero, Carmen Carerra, Lea T available for comment but haven't been asked source: rgj.com \| share:	194
		Ambitious senior applies to 20 colleges, with Harvard, Princeton, Northwestern, Yale, University of Pennsylvania, Stanford, Georgetown and Vanderbilt as his top picks. And gets accepted to all 8. Plus the other 12. With full rides to every single one source: cnn.com \| share:	114
		Ambitious senior applies to 20 colleges, with Harvard, Princeton, Northwestern, Yale, University of Pennsylvania, Stanford, Georgetown and Vanderbilt as his top picks. And gets accepted to all 8. Plus the other 12. With full rides to every single one source: cnn.com \| share:	114
		This cult was created by someone named Harry Palmer. They aren't even farking trying anymore, are they? source: bbc.com \| share:	30
		A 17-year-old high school student is close to bringing Fox News to its knees. How the mighty have fallen source: cbsnews.com \| share:	289

Fri March 30, 2018
		Arizona teachers: "We're among the worst paid in the country, could you please give us a 20 percent raise?" AZ Governor Doug Ducey: "One percent. That's my final offer" source: fox10phoenix.com \| share:	105
		You know what we really need? A department of PreCrime source: npr.org \| share:	32
		Kid who was shot in school shooting is given detention for walking out during protest two years later. School board demands apology, then advocates arming teachers source: wusa9.com \| share:	73
		Kid who was shot in school shooting is given detention for walking out during protest two years later. School board demands apology, then advocates arming teachers source: wusa9.com \| share:	73
		Please note: "Cleavage is my Kryptonite" is not something high school teachers should say on the job source: toledoblade.com \| share: