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Thu July 29, 2021
(Springfield News-Leader)
 
 
 
The Chair of the Missouri Senate Education Committee is having a full-on McCarthyism hissy fit because the state's top education official isn't buying into her CRT hysteria
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(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
Republicans will re-gerrymander themselves a House majority and it'll take only four states
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(Fark)
 
 
 
After a brief hiatus, we're back with another Fun-Filled Frolicking Fursday. Positivity Required
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(Dallas News)
 
 
 
Old hotness: Forgoing your senior year in college for the big money of professional football. New hotness: Forgoing your senior year of high school for the big money of college football
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(Dallas News)
 
 
 
Old hotness: Forgoing your senior year in college for the big money of professional football. New hotness: Forgoing your senior year of high school for the big money of college football
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(The Root)
 
 
 
"Matt Gaetz, Louis Gohmert and Marjorie Taylor Greene try to walk into..." sounds like a great set-up for a joke
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Magnitude 8.2 earthquake has struck just off the Alaskan coast. Tsunami warnings are in effect
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Wed July 28, 2021
(Teacher)
 
 
 
WhatsApp is effectively the internet in Zimbabwe. An unqualified teacher figured out how to use it to teach poor kids to top the national competitive exams
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
School lunch should always be free for children
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Tue July 27, 2021
(Slate)
 
 
 
"I think my husband is having an emotional affair with his ex and it's a lot for me to deal with. How can I get him to end it?"
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(Vice)
 
 
 
Now THIS is an example of the whole "the call is coming from inside the house" trope
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Mon July 26, 2021
(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
Article asks what's the dumbest car you've seen someone buy for their kid? Subby's answer is from when he graduated HS. Man gave his kid who did not know how to drive a stick a brand new Lotus Esprit. Then had her drive it from graduation
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(AP News)
 
 
 
For reasons that no one can quite figure out, a whole lot of parents across the country are planning to homeschool their kids this year. Hmm, wonder why?
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(MSN)
 
 
 
"40 Things that are Tougher After 40" is written by someone who peaked in high school
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
High school friends are purifying lake Minnetonka of seaweed
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(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
If you murder an American Nazi in British Columbia, does anyone care?
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(Jacobin Magazine)
 
 
 
Happy 20th birthday, Trailer Park Boys. Save me some of those sweet empowered chicken things
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Sun July 25, 2021
(IMDB)
 
 
 
"How You Doin'?" turns 54
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(IMDB)
 
 
 
"How You Doin'?" turns 54
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
We're going to need another kidnap-ransom delivery man, as the last one just got kidnapped
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Sat July 24, 2021
(Salon)
 
 
 
Orange coffee pop?
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Fri July 23, 2021
(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Retired New Jersey school superintendent now looking for a bigger boat after getting $1.1 million by staying on the payroll
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
How Gen Z is reinventing pop punk. Well, it can't be worse than millennial Avril Lavigne
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(Centers for Disease Control)
 
 
 
Subby either has to send his 3rd grader to in-person school, or homeschool. Can you help calm his anxiety? The latest information he can find is seven months old
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(CNN)
 
 
 
This article is about Dani Rojas, Dani Rojas, Dani Rojas. Football is life
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Wed July 21, 2021
(Lehigh Valley Live)
 
 
 
Wrestling coach resigns, though the headline claims it had to do with a tenure scheme, the article mentions threat to expose embarrassing information so your first guess is probably right
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(Lehigh Valley Live)
 
 
 
Wrestling coach resigns, though the headline claims it had to do with a tenure scheme, the article mentions threat to expose embarrassing information so your first guess is probably right
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"My husband thinks I need to tone down my haircuts, facial waxings, and other body affirmations because he fears it will give our three young daughters a bad idea about body image. Must I sacrifice my routine for them?"
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(WINK Fort Myers)
 
 
 
What can you do when a man shows up at elementary school, flying Nazi flags, yelling profanities from sidewalk at kids, parents, teachers? Apparently nothing
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Tue July 20, 2021
(Lehigh Valley Live)
 
 
 
FFS School district wants parents' input on whether unvaccinated people should wear masks in school. Hint if someone refuses to vaccinate their kids why would you think they take Covid serious enough to require their kids to mask up
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(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
If you wake up covered in blood next to your girlfriend's dead body in a cheap motel room at the corner of Dean Martin Dr and Tropicana Ave, you're either the protagonist of an early 00's "noir" video game or in a WHOLE lot of trouble with the cops
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"My husband and I are vaccinated, but he refuses to vaccinate our kids. I didn't realize he'd be this insane when I married and procreated. How can I get him to see sense?"
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Mon July 19, 2021
(NFL)
 
 
 
Raiders offense going to space in 2021. If it's a one-way trip, hopefully they'll take Deshaun Watson, Jerry Jones, and Dan Snyder with them
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Sat July 17, 2021
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
A second member of Cinderella has died in as many days. I guess they don't know what they've got til it's permanently gone
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Fri July 16, 2021
(Fark)
 
 
 
What if: Treat technical/community colleges as an extension of the public education system. When somebody graduates high school they are guaranteed one fee-free Associate's degree attempt
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Thu July 15, 2021
(Decider)
 
 
 
Sometimes I doubt your commitment to Sparkle Motion: Donnie Darko at 20
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(Uproxx)
 
 
 
Ted Lasso isn't too nice to be real. He's basically just Jason Sudeikis
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(Herald Journal News)
 
 
 
Subby's old high school tagged with Nazi graffiti. Subby deeply regrets introducing his school to 4-20 parties, as their point was entirety misunderstood
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(Bon Appetit)
 
 
 
Ivy League English major foodie undergrad's tips on doctoring up Ramen to the left. Your useful, fun, tasty non-trust-fund ways to the right
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(CBS Pittsburgh)
 
 
 
Wheeze Khalifa?
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Wed July 14, 2021
(Chron)
 
 
 
The spirits, they intoxicate me / I watched them infiltrate my soul / They try to say it's too late for me / Tell my guns I'm in party mode
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(CBS Sports)
 
 
 
Dusty Baker's son, Darren, got drafted over the weekend. Even if he never makes it to The Show he'll still have a pretty memorable moment in MLB history. You're welcome for making you feel old
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Tue July 13, 2021
(wtnh.com)
 
 
 
If you're going to be an elite hacker and change high school yearbook quotes to Hitler quotes, at least have a better name than what teens do at a well-known mall clothing store
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Mon July 12, 2021
(Medium)
 
 
 
When your parent's brains turn to goo because of "JESUSEAGLEFREEDOM1776" on Facebook taking about how Hillary throws babies into a moloch shaped bonfire, how do you even start to pick up the pieces?
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(Medium)
 
 
 
When your parent's brains turn to goo because of "JESUSEAGLEFREEDOM1776" on Facebook taking about how Hillary throws babies into a moloch shaped bonfire, how do you even start to pick up the pieces?
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(Sporting News)
 
 
 
Oakland A's re-draft Max Muncy
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(AL.com)
 
 
 
Alabama passes Bear Patrol legislation. Up next, Tiger Rocks for everyone
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Dear MarketWatch, I am done with the suburbs. I want a small, liberal town or city with festivals, local culture, a walkable downtown and outdoor activities. Where should we move? Sick of the Suburbs. Dear Suburbs, You should move to the suburbs
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(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Mets take Rocker with their first round pick, allowing him to take the 7 train for many years to come
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Sun July 11, 2021
(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
Hey, everyone, we found the kid who's going to live to be 200 years old
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(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Who will be the number one overall pick? Any surprises? Local products near your home? It is the 2021 MLB Draft thread, with the first pick by the Pittsburgh Pirates at 7:00 PM ET on MLB Network, ESPN, and even on Youtube
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
It's not a happy ending for over two dozen massage schools following intense vice investigation
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Sat July 10, 2021
(The News-Herald)
 
 
 
Almost makes me want to go back to school again... almost
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(The News-Herald)
 
 
 
Almost makes me want to go back to school again... almost
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Fri July 09, 2021
(Everett Herald)
 
 
 
Sociologist says generation labels are meaningless. OK Boomer
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
For a hundred bucks you could win your very own firetruck
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(The Register)
 
 
 
Oh, nothing, just an 11 year old planning to replace all your body parts in the future
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Thu July 08, 2021
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Baltimore Ravens player donates $30K to change nickname of his high school team from Rebels to Ravens. "The choice is just a coincidence"
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Baltimore Ravens player donates $30K to change nickname of his high school team from Rebels to Ravens. "The choice is just a coincidence"
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(Redding Record Searchlight)
 
 
 
Golfer swings club on dry grass and accidentally hits ground. What's the worst that could happen?
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Namas-treason
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"I married my high school sweetheart young; he was lazy, manipulative, awful. I divorced him and remarried. I found out he remarried, had kids; I never did; I am jealous and feel unfulfilled. It's too late for me to have kids. How can I be happy?"
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(Independent)
 
 
 
In this context, 'demisexual' could mean "I'm distracting the press from reporting on my dad being crooked as a barrel of snakes"
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"We've never required our tween to do chores, but we're thinking now is the time to start. But is it already too late to expect said tween to pick up a broom or wash some dishes?"
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Wed July 07, 2021
(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
Viera High School teacher arrested on Capitol riot charges, attempting to impersonate totally normal human smile
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Tue July 06, 2021
(CTV News)
 
 
 
Teen creates prom dress entirely out of duct tape. Keep your stick on the ice
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(CTV News)
 
 
 
Teen creates prom dress entirely out of duct tape. Keep your stick on the ice
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(Austin News KXAN)
 
 
 
New testing data reveals that Texas kids are turning into Texans
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(Jezebel)
 
 
 
Do you like Broadway musicals? Do you enjoy the Fast & Furious movies? Well, have we got some good news for you ... and also, what the holy hell?
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(Comic Sands)
 
 
 
Lauren Boebert tries to attack Jen Psaki and it goes pretty much as expected
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(WSOCTV)
 
 
 
Anti-mask teenagers ruin summer vacations for a planeload of people headed to the Bahamas
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Mon July 05, 2021
(Visalia Times-Delta)
 
 
 
What sort of idiot has a fireworks display over 100 tons of hay? The Devin Nunes sort, of course
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Sat July 03, 2021
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Ten habits of millionaires include being frugal, planning ahead, and being born to rich parents
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Fri July 02, 2021
(Uproxx)
 
 
 
Come with me on an adventure you'll never remember
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Thu July 01, 2021
(WFAA Fort Worth)
 
 
 
Repeat after me: Singers, musicians, actors, and similar types should NEVER EVER EVER EVER even think about flying in a light aircraft, even if they're just an aspiring actor/singer/musician
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(Axios)
 
 
 
Turns out teaching CRT is not the bogeyman that Republicans think it is
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Headline: How Taco Bell 'stole' the taco. Reality: like love and dogs, the taco's inherent purity can never be completely mass-marketed
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(WFAA Fort Worth)
 
 
 
TX Gov. Abbott vetoes bill with wide bipartisan support that educated schoolkids about the signs of domestic abuse, dating violence, and child abuse because it didn't include an option for abusive parents to prevent their children from learning about it
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(WFAA Fort Worth)
 
 
 
TX Gov. Abbott vetoes bill with wide bipartisan support that educated schoolkids about the signs of domestic abuse, dating violence, and child abuse because it didn't include an option for abusive parents to prevent their children from learning about it
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Wed June 30, 2021
(Digital Spy)
 
 
 
Ming-Na Wen discusses portraying Fennec Shand on The Bad Batch, complete with origin story [WARNING: SPOILERS]
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(Tampa Bay Times)
 
 
 
Teens report teacher for frequently making sexual comments in class, discover being right still means one can lose
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Tue June 29, 2021
(CBC)
 
 
 
June is Indigenous History Month in Canada, so here is Subby's fave ep of Future History. It's a fun episode to watch people learn Ojibwe without classrooms. If you teach ESL, high school Spanish, etc, it might inspire socially distanced learning
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(MIT)
 
 
 
MIT and Harvard sell education nonprofit edX to for-profit company for $800 million
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(Colorado Sun)
 
 
 
Every aspect of a dairy cow's life can be tracked via bluetooth. How they can type in the pairing code with their hooves, I'll never know
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(Charleston Post and Courier)
 
 
 
Jan Hammond is: 1) composer who wrote the "Miami Vice" theme; 2) heir to the Hammond organ fortune; 3) Qnservative who now runs SC's best school district with an iron hand
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Mon June 28, 2021
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
This "article" about Hollywood's most successful redheads is completely clickbait. So what?
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(Politico)
 
 
 
It's time for the annual "Colleges should drop the SAT" article
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(CNN)
 
 
 
The United States Supreme Court lets everyone know they don't give a piss who uses what bathroom
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(Wikipedia)
 
 
 
Forty years ago today, Terry Fox hopped off this mortal coil. At 21, he ran a marathon each day for 143 days on one leg to raise awareness for cancer research, inspiring a nation and the world. G.O.A.T. indeed
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"My 11 year-old cousin has atrocious table manners; she can't hold a fork and knife right, she plays with her food, talks with her mouth full, and takes big bites. I know she's raised by her dad, but how can I help her develop good table manners?"
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"My 11 year-old cousin has atrocious table manners; she can't hold a fork and knife right, she plays with her food, talks with her mouth full, and takes big bites. I know she's raised by her dad, but how can I help her develop good table manners?"
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Sun June 27, 2021
(C|Net)
 
 
 
Ermahgerd, Nerw R.L. Stine Nertflerx serers
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Sat June 26, 2021
(CTV News)
 
 
 
♫ School's out for summer...School's out for-ever ♫
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Fri June 25, 2021
(The Root)
 
 
 
Happy Birthday "Reasonable Doubt"
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
Is your wardrobe full of cheugy crap? Here's how to fix it, you fool
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(NPR)
 
 
 
In the future, busses and walking will yield a higher smugness return than electric cars
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
...and that's all I have to say about that
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
...and that's all I have to say about that
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Thu June 24, 2021
(Slate)
 
 
 
"Should I be concerned that my daughter refers to her best friend as her 'secret bully?'"
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(Japan Today)
 
 
 
Is "Wakayama man" Japan's version of "Florida man"?
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(CNN)
 
 
 
No good deed goes unpunished as a selfless spectator providing free food to an opposing team results in a high school basketball coach getting fired
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Wed June 23, 2021
(The Hill)
 
 
 
So brutal that it's almost beautiful. NRA President David Keene and gun lobbyist John Lott tricked into giving self-serving inspirational speech to their victims
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
So brutal that it's almost beautiful. NRA President David Keene and gun lobbyist John Lott tricked into giving self-serving inspirational speech to their victims
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
OK, millennial *ducks*
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Tue June 22, 2021
(Fox 7 Austin)
 
 
 
So shines a good deed in a weary world. Florida high school principal crafts personal notes for 459 graduates. Hero tag makes the rare fill-in for the Florida tag here
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
NY parents angry with Principal Alice Cooper
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Mon June 21, 2021
(CollectSpace)
 
 
 
It sounds mundane, but the crew of ISS needed a dispenser for the magic duct tape, so they could use it with one hand. A bunch of high school kids came to the rescue
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(Trulia)
 
 
 
What, no moat?
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(NPR)
 
 
 
UNC Journalism School attempts to give tenure to a black woman with enough credentials to fill a warehouse, but is blocked by a top donor, who's white, on the grounds that her blackness makes her incapable of being an unbiased journalist
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Sun June 20, 2021
(ZDNet)
 
 
 
"I just watched McDonald's new AI drive-thru and I've lost my appetite"
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(NPR)
 
 
 
This is the real America
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(NPR)
 
 
 
This is the real America
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Fri June 18, 2021
(Fatherly)
 
 
 
What's the best (or worst) advise your father ever gave you?
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Half of older millennials wish they'd chosen a different career, been born into a prior generation
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Half of older millennials wish they'd chosen a different career, been born into a prior generation
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Thu June 17, 2021
(Observer & Eccentric)
 
 
 
Folks, make sure you get all your cancer screenings. The boobs, the butt and everything in between for everyone. Guy in the article painted subby's house. F#(k Cancer
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"I send my daughter to a language immersion school to better prepare her for the future, but she barely speaks a lick of Spanish. Should I send her to a traditional school instead?"
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Wed June 16, 2021
(TwinCities.com)
 
 
 
Most people learn plagiarism is wrong as students, but others make it a little further into their school career
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Tue June 15, 2021
(Uproxx)
 
 
 
An oral history of one of the worst films ever made
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
The national organization pushing the fight against teaching critical race theory
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"I am Indian, and my husband is white. His family lives a few hours away in a majority-white area of the state and are mostly liberal, but they view me as a representative for all Indian culture and are subtly offensive about it. What can I do?"
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Mon June 14, 2021
(NBC 10 Boston)
 
 
 
Bigoted school board member resigns in a) Trumphumper, Texas b) Deplorable Junction, Alabama c) Boston, but I wouldn't be concerned as it's not a big college town
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Teen puts framed plastic bag from 2018 up for sale for $300 and receives offers
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Snowflake parent melts completely because local school calendar will just list days off without the holiday name
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"My 15 year-old daughter wants to go to an arts camp at a local college this summer; it's for two weeks and while I'm worried, after the past year I want her to go but I fear it isn't safe. We're disagreeing about this; should I make her stay or go?"
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Sun June 13, 2021
(Patheos)
 
 
 
Newsmax: Invoking the name of any god, except for the Christian god, when reciting the Pledge of Allegiance, is illegal
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(IMDB)
 
 
 
In addition to Steve Rogers, MCU birthday wishes also to Quicksilver, Darcy Lewis, Erik Selvig, and Wanda's twin sisters
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(Salon)
 
 
 
Want that sweet wacky weed delivered to your doorstep? Why you must support slavery then
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(SanDiego UnionTribune)
 
 
 
Some of the richest zip codes in America can't afford to send 4-year-olds to school
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Sat June 12, 2021
(Slate)
 
 
 
"My husband wants my overworked teenager to get a job and I think it's a terrible idea. Is it?"
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(Salon)
 
 
 
Is it wrong to try and understand villains?
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Fri June 11, 2021
(IMDB)
 
 
 
"Ferris Bueller" came out 35 years ago today. He's definitely a fry cook on Venus today
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(IMDB)
 
 
 
"Ferris Bueller" came out 35 years ago today. He's definitely a fry cook on Venus today
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Thu June 10, 2021
(MSN)
 
 
 
"Economic anxiety", pretrial release to mommy and daddy's $4.5-million-dollar waterfront mansion edition
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(It's All Marvel)
 
 
 
Bruce Campbell should play Mephisto in Doctor Strange 2
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Small Montana school district holds 6-hour Zoom meeting to debate whether middle-schoolers can hold informal Gay-Straight Alliance meetings during lunch. Meeting was held via Zoom after many parents vowed to pack heat to planned in-person meeting
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Small Montana school district holds 6-hour Zoom meeting to debate whether middle-schoolers can hold informal Gay-Straight Alliance meetings during lunch. Meeting was held via Zoom after many parents vowed to pack heat to planned in-person meeting
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"My kindergartner is supposed to start school during our vacation that's been planned without knowing how the school calendar would look. Is it okay to miss the first day of kindergarten so we don't have to blow up our itinerary?"
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Wed June 09, 2021
(Billings Gazette)
 
 
 
High school senior graduates after four years of homelessness, poverty. "I don't work for pocket money,' she said of her night shift fast food job. 'I work for grocery money, rent, a place to live"
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(Fark)
 
 
 
"A book is a loaded gun in the house next door...Who knows who might be the target of the well-read man?" ―Ray Bradbury, Fahrenheit 451. This is your Fark Writer's Thread, Pleasure to Burn Edition
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
That AR-15 loving federal judge in California apparently has some other less savory opinions. This is my shocked face
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Pint retires just as he's old enough to have one
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Pint retires just as he's old enough to have one
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Apparently baserunning is a problem in Major League Baseball right now
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(WTVR)
 
 
 
"He pulled up in front of the house and turned the trailer on so it dumped out all the pennies on the grass and my mom came out and was like, 'What are you dumping in my yard?' 'It's your final child support payment"
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Tue June 08, 2021
(BizPac Review)
 
 
 
The best way to make sure your kids don't become liberals is to deny them an education
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(BizPac Review)
 
 
 
The best way to make sure your kids don't become liberals is to deny them an education
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Cuomo says if New York can get to 70% vaccination, the state will go back to normal. You know, corruption, handsy governors, and piles of taxpayer money set ablaze
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(WCVB Boston)
 
 
 
Immigrant kid from poor city gets admitted to Harvard, wins $40,000 scholarship from her high school and tells the principal that she isn't the most in need of it, so they should give the money to people who are going to community colleges instead
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Sailor wants special treatment, gets denied, throws tantrum
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(Zillow)
 
 
 
What in the McFark were they smoking
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Mon June 07, 2021
(Craigslist)
 
 
 
Car should sell any day with the ad verbiage and last picture
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(Craigslist)
 
 
 
Car should sell any day with the ad verbiage and last picture
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(Zillow)
 
 
 
For the low, low price of $150,000, you can own a house in the Caribbean (some assembly required)
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Welcome to the Fark Monday Movie Rewind. A thread to discuss what movies/TV we've seen this past week. What have you been watching? LGT 50 Summer-ish flicks
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Welcome to the Fark Monday Movie Rewind. A thread to discuss what movies/TV we've seen this past week. What have you been watching? LGT 50 Summer-ish flicks
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Only the good die young
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Sat June 05, 2021
(NPR)
 
 
 
One community's story about fighting to change the name of a high school named after a loser
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(NPR)
 
 
 
One community's story about fighting to change the name of a high school named after a loser
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(Zillow)
 
 
 
You know that awkward moment when you realize your guests are almost there, there's a little more cooking left, and you still have to shower? Imagine the convenience of not having to leave the kitchen to take it
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(Today)
 
 
 
Psychologist Arthur Staats takes a permanent 'time out.'
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Fri June 04, 2021
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Coach: let them eat pork. School board: how about no? And how about "you're fired?"
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Coach: let them eat pork. School board: how about no? And how about "you're fired?"
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(Esquire)
 
 
 
Let's just admit, right here and right now, that until LeVar Burton gets his turn in a couple of months, Mayim Bialik is the top contender to take over Jeopardy hosting duties
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(CTV News)
 
 
 
High school student creates new life-saving suture with beets. Yes, beets
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(CTV News)
 
 
 
High school student creates new life-saving suture with beets. Yes, beets
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(WXII Winston-Salem)
 
 
 
Asheboro City Schools prove once again that no one is as petty and power hungry as school administrators
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Local politicians and leaders pressure Biden to forgive and cancel student loan debt
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(KCCI Des Moines)
 
 
 
Cybersecurity lessons are in session today
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(Patheos)
 
 
 
Teacher sues school district so he can continue disrespecting his students
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Thu June 03, 2021
(Zillow)
 
 
 
Sure it's nice, until you find the body of a young Canadian tourist in it
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(CNN)
 
 
 
It seems faculty race relations at Robert E. Lee High School could use some improvement
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Back in the aughts, Sophia Bush played a high school student despite never going to high school. Which now still makes her more qualified than Betsy DeVos. Just sayin
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"My kindergartner had brain surgery at the beginning of the schoolyear and her attendance was inconsistent in online learning; she had a rough year and her teacher recommended summer school, but my daughter is burnt out. What should I do?"
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
An ugly duckling comes to the 10-year school reunion and confronts the cheerleader who bullied her. She is now overweight and works as a waitress in a truck stop
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Old and busted: The Dream Police. New hotness: The Shoe Police (tag ain't for them)
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(SanDiego UnionTribune)
 
 
 
Have you ever designed a theme park ride....on weed?
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Wed June 02, 2021
(MIT)
 
 
 
RIP Gordon Pettengill, who radar-tracked Sputnik, led Arecibo, and more. He is survived by his wife, children, two granddaughters, and asteroid 3831 Pettengill
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(D Magazine)
 
 
 
Well, that wasn't the approved speech
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(D Magazine)
 
 
 
Well, that wasn't the approved speech
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
'Iggy dived off the stage into the crowd, where he was lifted up by fans and stood above them in triumph. Someone handed him a jar of peanut butter and he smeared it on his chest'
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Indoctrination, not teaching critical thinking and brain washing our students is bad, unless we are teaching them that white people did no wrong on creating these great United States
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
"Hey Wally, how many candles are on my cake? Sure looks like a whole bunch." "73, ya goof. Even Eddie Haskell counts better'n you and died as a cop in Viet Nam"
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(KIRO-7 Seattle)
 
 
 
Idaho family suing school district after girl is pushed down stairs in a reenactment of a Shakespeare play, proving that the fault, dear Brutus, is not in our stairs / But in ourselves
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(YouGov)
 
 
 
A recent poll found nine in 10 people have experienced déjà vu before. In other news, a recent poll found nine in 10 people have experienced déjà vu before
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Tue June 01, 2021
(MLive.com)
 
 
 
Student athlete completes the Kessler Run in less than 12 parsecs
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(Tampa Bay Times)
 
 
 
High school teacher quits his job to chase TikTok fame, becomes face of Honey Baked Ham
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(Tampa Bay Times)
 
 
 
High school teacher quits his job to chase TikTok fame, becomes face of Honey Baked Ham
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(CBS 21 Harrisburg)
 
 
 
Stray cat confused for bobcat causes school to dismiss early
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
The DSM may no longer recognize sexual addiction as a thing, however there is such a thing as Sexual Addiction Anonymous - full of very repressed, but very horny Christians
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(Some Oxonian)
 
 
 
Seeing through the facade of admission awards, author did it so Oxfordly: port out, starboard home, Posh with a capital P-O-S-H... P-O-S-H... (Posh.)
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Mon May 31, 2021
(Upworthy)
 
 
 
Couple puts off retirement for another 20 years to adopt 7 siblings orphaned in a tragic car crash. Oh good grief, where did all of this dust come from
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(Brand Eating)
 
 
 
Formerly uptight Little Debbie partners with Kellogg's on new Cosmic Brownies cereal for the wake-and-bake crowd
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Sun May 30, 2021
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
California principal forgets Festivus is in December
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Sat May 29, 2021
(The Hill)
 
 
 
No
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(KEYT Santa Barbara)
 
 
 
Wallet reunited with owner after 46 years
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(The Ringer)
 
 
 
The ongoing conversation appeases older generations' desire to participate in Gen Z culture
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
It's time for the NBA to meet its Maker
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
It's time for the NBA to meet its Maker
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Fri May 28, 2021
(ABC7 New York)
 
 
 
Vegan food truck? Didn't those used to be called fruit and vegetable carts?
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Thu May 27, 2021
(Good Morning America)
 
 
 
Newly minted lawyer accomplishes her dream career at the age of 41. Subby's still sitting in PJs wondering where the year went
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(Vail Daily)
 
 
 
The 10 best movies about graduation to watch this weekend. How can American Graffiti be number 10? OMG, deez movies he's got them in the wrong order
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(Vail Daily)
 
 
 
The 10 best movies about graduation to watch this weekend. How can American Graffiti be number 10? OMG, deez movies he's got them in the wrong order
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(WCAX Vermont)
 
 
 
Yearbooks recalled because the editor did not see a student citing which book was his favorite
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(WCAX Vermont)
 
 
 
Yearbooks recalled because the editor did not see a student citing which book was his favorite
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"My 11 year-old daughter started sixth grade in a new school last fall. She was diagnosed with ADHD just before COVID hit and there have been ups and downs; she just started hybrid learning. She's struggling a bit at home; can I give her a pass?"
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"Fast Times at Ridgemont High" almost didn't happen, and here's your Slatesplanation of why. Alright, alright, alright
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(Bangor Daily News)
 
 
 
Jesus Kong, aka Osama Kingdada pleads guilty to internet tough guy third degree
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(Vox)
 
 
 
Memes may save bitcoin babies
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Wed May 26, 2021
(Zillow)
 
 
 
What color do you want to paint the house? I dunno, what color do you want to paint it? Oh, I don't care, just as long as it gets painted
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(People Magazine)
 
 
 
Consequences .... now you know what that means
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(People Magazine)
 
 
 
Consequences .... now you know what that means
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(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
Tennessee high school pool party crashed by uninvited guests. GO BEARS
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(Zillow)
 
 
 
Q: Does it have high ceilings? A: Let's just go with "suitable for giraffes"
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
If you move fast you can score this home before Dr. Rick purges the handy instructional signs in every room
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Star of the upcoming musical "In The Heights", Melissa Barrera, is ready for fame and has the numerous pics of herself in various states of undress to prove it
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Today's Slatesplanation: Whatever happened to all those shirtless Abercrombie & Fitch greeters?
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(GQ)
 
 
 
Johnny Knoxville is old and gray and probably done with slamming his dick into things
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Tue May 25, 2021
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
God: "Kick him in the balls." Mark Samsel: "But my Lord, I shoul " God: "DID I FARKING STUTTER??"
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(WCVB Boston)
 
 
 
"I feel like it's child abuse"
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(Medical Xpress)
 
 
 
Young teens should only use recreational internet and video games one hour daily. What do I look like, a responsible parent?
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(Denver Post)
 
 
 
Colorado becomes the first state to ban legacy admissions at public universities
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Looks like NYC is back to pre-pandemic levels
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Mon May 24, 2021
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
♬ The answer my friend is blowin' out his birthday candles, the answer is Bob Dylan blowing out 80 candles
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Wealthy powerhouse teams form Elite Super League outside of the traditional league structures. Difficulty: high school basketball
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Wealthy powerhouse teams form Elite Super League outside of the traditional league structures. Difficulty: high school basketball
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Lousy article to the left. Best guesses on the quote in question to the right
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(Fox 35 Orlando)
 
 
 
If Tyerune is found shot to death and Doug and Jasmine are suspects, than X equals the arrest of middle school math teacher Martesha. Investigators will solve for Y
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(Times Union)
 
 
 
Only the rich kids make the varsity
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(The Drive)
 
 
 
The lone woman in the American Flat Track Series has run rings around every other racer
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(Gothamist)
 
 
 
Gritty reality reboot of "Kotter' officially launching this fall
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(NPR)
 
 
 
This is a hilariously bad photoshop. I can tell by the pixels
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Sun May 23, 2021
(Zillow)
 
 
 
Captured Ent doomed to life as fireplace decoration
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Sat May 22, 2021
(WREX Rockford)
 
 
 
CEO gives every graduate of Quincy College $1,000, tells them they have to give half of it away. Can you "give" $500 to a friend who purely by coincidence "gives" you a good time?
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Old and busted: Star football players skipping senior season of college to prepare for NFL. New hotness: star football player skipping senior season of HIGH SCHOOL to prepare for college
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Old and busted: Star football players skipping senior season of college to prepare for NFL. New hotness: star football player skipping senior season of HIGH SCHOOL to prepare for college
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(Sports Illustrated)
 
 
 
Can Jameis Winston go from sucking W's against the Saints to putting up W's in the win column for the Saints in 2021?
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Fri May 21, 2021
(MLive.com)
 
 
 
Impressive: hit for the cycle. Also impressive: no hitter. Really impressive: in the same game. Fark: by the same player
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Thu May 20, 2021
(KCCI Des Moines)
 
 
 
Why does the Governor of Iowa hate kids under 12?
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(We Are Central PA)
 
 
 
Old and busted: Volunteer firemen. New hotness: Volunteer firegirls
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(We Are Central PA)
 
 
 
Old and busted: Volunteer firemen. New hotness: Volunteer firegirls
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"I'm a teacher with years of experience, but as I am short and petite and young looking, parents always ask if I'm new to the job and often treat me as if they know more. I'm starting at a new school next year; how can I stop these brash inquiries?"
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Idaho teacher halts a school shooting by: A) pulling out her own gun and shooting the student; B) rushing the student and putting her in a choke hold until she dies; or C) hugging and then disarming the shooter
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Idaho teacher halts a school shooting by: A) pulling out her own gun and shooting the student; B) rushing the student and putting her in a choke hold until she dies; or C) hugging and then disarming the shooter
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Wed May 19, 2021
(CNBC)
 
 
 
The vaccine that is totally going to protect you in a casino full of spreaders is also going to require yearly boosters to get those neutralizing antibody titers back up to protective levels
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(Zillow)
 
 
 
Is it just me or are the stairs trying to kill you?
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(ABC 33/40 Birmingham)
 
 
 
Well you'll find me in the class, coffers full of cash, mayor, I got the funds if you're into teaching scrubs, I'm into scholarships, I ain't into preaching drugs, so come give me some love if you're into ensuring a future of underserved students
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(ABC 33/40 Birmingham)
 
 
 
Charles Barkley gives $1,000 gifts to every employee of his high school alma mater, in addition to helping fund connectivity for remote learning and basketball programs
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
School pulls book after complaints it is dead-on accurate
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Thinking about reading the Buffy reboot comic from Boom Studios. (Same characters, but set in 2019 with very different storylines.) Any good?
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Stoya: My partner hates oral sex, so I cheated. Was that wrong? Should I not have done that?"'
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Tue May 18, 2021
(ESPN)
 
 
 
The NBA Playoffs start with the two play-in games for the Eastern Conference. At 6:30 PM ET we have the Hornets and Pacers. At 9:00 PM ET we have the Wizards and Celtics. Both games are on TNT. How will this experiment work out?
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
The NBA Playoffs start with the two play-in games for the Eastern Conference. At 6:30 PM ET we have the Hornets and Pacers. At 9:00 PM ET we have the Wizards and Celtics. Both games are on TNT. How will this experiment work out?
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Seth Rogan based much of his career on comedy advice he received when he was 12 years old. Which, when you think about it, explains a lot
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Seth Rogan based much of his career on comedy advice he received when he was 12 years old. Which, when you think about it, explains a lot
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(Zillow)
 
 
 
Please wait in one of those uncomfortable chairs while we investigate the murder in the dining room
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(Knewz)
 
 
 
Only Fans sex worker shocked, Shocked SHOCKED to find a former teacher supporting her financially
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(Knewz)
 
 
 
Only Fans sex worker shocked, Shocked SHOCKED to find a former teacher supporting her financially
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"Parenting has brought out the worst in my husband; he's an angry irrational jerk who screams at the kids, rewards them, undermines me, supports me, and hell it's all over the place with him. How do I fix him?"
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(KRQE News)
 
 
 
High school softball player pitches no-hitter, hits for the cycle twice in doubleheader
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Mon May 17, 2021
(Fark)
 
 
 
Yesterday subby found a sandwich bag half full of weed in a parking lot. The bag looked like it had been run over, but it was definitely pot in there. Would you have taken it? Subby left it there. It's legal here, if that matters
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"My daughter is newborn, a bit skinny but doctors are not worried as she's progressing. I'm breastfeeding exclusively. My in-laws visited and called her 'gaunt,' telling my husband by text we needed to give her formula. Am I right to be offended?"
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"My daughter is newborn, a bit skinny but doctors are not worried as she's progressing. I'm breastfeeding exclusively. My in-laws visited and called her 'gaunt,' telling my husband by text we needed to give her formula. Am I right to be offended?"
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Fri May 14, 2021
(Zillow)
 
 
 
Busy. It's a little...busy
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(The Nation)
 
 
 
ICE has been holding kids in indefinite detention for years and won't tell anyone why
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
"Bride wore a sheer, sparkly dress with a dramatic slit to her intimate destination" PHRASING
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Kareem Abdul-Jabaar discusses his legacy as a sports icon and activist
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Thu May 13, 2021
(CNBC)
 
 
 
One in five college grads are going to be really disappointed
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Not so much Town rolls coal as Coal rolls town
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(Zillow)
 
 
 
You enter the house and see THAT. Turn around and leave or continue the tour?
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(Food and Wine)
 
 
 
"I've been a waiter for almost 35 years and I'm proud of it"
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
NBA creates an award for dragging Walton and Lanier up and down the court for 48 minutes every night
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"My son is 17 and a junior in high school. He's always been an A or B student, but I've noticed him sliding and slipping in class, managing to fail a filler class like art. Is it because the school is fully remote, or are there other issues?"
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"My boyfriend and I are both gay men in our 30s. We like a popstar who has been a gay icon since we were kids. My boyfriend is obsessed with her--even has tattoos--and it's driving me insane. She's all he talks about in every conversation. What do?"
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
What could possibly go wrong at a high school track-and-field javelin throw?
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Wed May 12, 2021
(KPVI Pocatello)
 
 
 
It seems that police will find "lost" video once they are punished for "losing" video
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(Palm Beach Post)
 
 
 
OH, the tale of Chessie the manatee
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(Wikipedia)
 
 
 
Even at 59 the life of a repo man is always intense. Happy birthday Emilio
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Top high school mascots. Come for the Cornjerkers, stay for the Appleknockers
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(Local10 WPLG)
 
 
 
Well, it worked for Josie Geller
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(Local10 WPLG)
 
 
 
Well, it worked for Josie Geller
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Stoya: My husband gave me permission to indulge my long-desired fantasy, sex with another woman. Where do I start?"
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Tue May 11, 2021
(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Thankfully schools are reopening as COVID rates drop. Unless, of course, you bring in bad food for a staff luncheon
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(Zillow)
 
 
 
Well with an address like that, what else was it going to look like?
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Good news, everybody. According to one of the NYC mayoral candidates, the median price for a home in Brooklyn is around $100,000. Hurry up and grab one before they're all gone
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(Mercury News)
 
 
 
My ex became a sex worker after I broke up with him. Why do I still care about that asshole?
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(OK Whatever)
 
 
 
Had enough with humans? Consider cartoons
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(OK Whatever)
 
 
 
Had enough with humans? Consider cartoons
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Further proof that the entire family was the result of some sort of "Boys From Brazil"-type cloning experiment: Arch Manning, nephew of Eli and Peyton, and grandson of Archie, a 6-foot-4, 200-pound HS sophomore QB, already has D-I scholarship offers
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Further proof that the entire family was the result of some sort of "Boys From Brazil"-type cloning experiment: Arch Manning, nephew of Eli and Peyton, and grandson of Archie, a 6-foot-4, 200-pound HS sophomore QB, already has D-I scholarship offers
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
New YouTube series "Gwarsenio's High School CD Review". First up: Avenged Sevenfold's "Sounding the Seventh Trumpet"
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Mon May 10, 2021
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
We don't need blocked respiration. We don't need no cough control. No lung-scarred chasms in the classroom. Hey, teachers, leave those masks at home
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"My husband is a picky eater; always has been, always will be. Unfortunately, his eating habits have been noticed by our child, who now is doing with food what dad does. How can I stop this now before it becomes a bigger problem?"
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Scholar: "Without the idealistic, strenuous and patriotic efforts of black Americans, our democracy today would most likely look very different - it might not be a democracy at all." GOP: "That's divisive"
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Sun May 09, 2021
(KPVI Pocatello)
 
 
 
Because she had easy access to a gun?
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Sat May 08, 2021
(Guardian)
 
 
 
The humane hand of Joe Biden strikes again
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(TMZ)
 
 
 
Whitesnake's car no longer has anyone on the hood, as Tawny Kitaen is Tawny Kitgone at the age of 59
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(CBS Boston)
 
 
 
The driver on the bus says 'Where's my gun, where's my gun, where's my gun'. The driver on the bus says 'Where's my gun', on the way to school
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(CNN)
 
 
 
School creates student support group after Chauvin verdict. Fark: for white students only
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Fri May 07, 2021
(Mashable)
 
 
 
The best Stephen King endings. IT curiously missing from list
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
The NRA's Person of the Week is a plucky little twelve year old girl from Rigby Idaho who is doing her part to smash that "glass ceiling" by showing that girls can be school shooters too
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
The NRA's Person of the Week is a plucky little twelve year old girl from Rigby Idaho who is doing her part to smash that "glass ceiling" by showing that girls can be school shooters too
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(The Root)
 
 
 
You know all those Senators who oppose Critical Race Theory being taught in schools? The Root took a look at the actual textbooks these folks "learned" from
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(The Root)
 
 
 
You know all those Senators who oppose Critical Race Theory being taught in schools? The Root took a look at the actual textbooks these folks "learned" from
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"I am a big-city teacher at a rural scural and everyone is racist and homophobic and hates that I'm trying to change students to become critical thinkers. The principal is also progressive like me, but we keep meeting resistance. Should I quit?"
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(Texas Monthly)
 
 
 
50 years ago, one Texan changed happy hour as we know it forever
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"My ex-boyfriend got upset and angry with me because I told him he only wanted vanilla sex; he didn't lose his virginity until 20 and he felt oral sex was kinky. Did I destroy his fragile male ego?"
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Thu May 06, 2021
(East Idaho News)
 
 
 
Eleanor Rigby, picks up the shells in the school where a shooting has been
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(East Idaho News)
 
 
 
Eleanor Rigby, picks up the shells in the school where a shooting has been
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(Zillow)
 
 
 
I mean who wouldn't want a home with attached caves
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
"Back when I was kid in the 20's, we used to not have school when it snowed." "Wow, grandpa, that must have been awesome." "It was, kid, it truly was"
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
How to end your political career in Texas
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Wed May 05, 2021
(Wikipedia)
 
 
 
On this day in 1925, John Scopes was arrested and charged with the outrageous act of teaching biology to high school students
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"Terms of Endearment allowed my mother and I to finally discuss my father's struggles and passing"
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Tue May 04, 2021
(Zillow)
 
 
 
We've secretly submitted a house generated by an AI to a home listing company. Little things give it away, like the carpet in the kitchen and the closet on the ground floor bigger than most houses
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Teen to be charged as an adult in rigged homecoming election. Where else could it be? This is like shooting methed-up gators in a barrel
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(KSNT Topeka)
 
 
 
In case you were wondering what kind of public statement a Kansas politician would release after punching a kid in the balls at his substitute teaching side-hustle, this article's got you covered. And it's EVERYTHING you're imagining right now
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(KSNT Topeka)
 
 
 
In case you were wondering what kind of public statement a Kansas politician would release after punching a kid in the balls at his substitute teaching side-hustle, this article's got you covered. And it's EVERYTHING you're imagining right now
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(Nature)
 
 
 
Massive survey finds head-injury risk is higher for female high school soccer players than boys. You submitted this with a much more hands-on pun
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
"Tucker Carlson, segregationist housewife." LOL, oh, Lordy, I'm dyin' here
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"My son is 14, coping with identity issues; he mentioned girls in his English class say whatever they want and blast the 'straight white men' for being part of the patriarchy. I fear he may be influenced by pathetic incels. How can I help him?"
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(UPI)
 
 
 
30 years ago the most Wisconsin fire ever happened, The Butter River Fire
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Mon May 03, 2021
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Richard Boobs please report to the principal's office, Richard Boobs
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
Father Time dumps the bucket of water on Witchiepoo
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Well if you can't beat 'em, join 'em
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(Wikipedia)
 
 
 
Speculate all you want about her roles and parts but Christina Hendricks is a confirmed 46 today
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(Food and Wine)
 
 
 
Red Lobster's cheddar bay biscuits are the hot item for prom corsages and boutonnieres this year. Which really isn't a bad idea when you think of the extra bread soaking up all that prom booze
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"I believed my boyfriend when he said he was ready to be a father. Boy, was I wrong"
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Sun May 02, 2021
(Fox 7 Austin)
 
 
 
Apparently, Santa lives in Shreveport, LA
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Sat May 01, 2021
(Kansas City)
 
 
 
If you've said, "Well, Republican state legislators are bad but at least they don't knee high school students in the balls," you'll have to reconsider that assertion
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Fri April 30, 2021
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Nigerian teen wins $5 million in scholarship offers in the US and UK. But first she'll need to send a $5000 cashier's check to release the funds
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(Zillow)
 
 
 
Zillow Gone Wild: Inside a wonderfully weird St. Louis home
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