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Mon February 06, 2023
		Even Black conservatives are starting to balk at the idea Ron DeSantis freed the slaves in 1863 source: msn.com \| share:	83

Sun February 05, 2023
		Active shooter report at basketball game has Mars students baricade in rooms. No Earth shattering Ka-booms reported source: pennlive.com \| share:	32
		So...asking for a friend...what are the best and worst dating sites? source: thoughtcatalog.com \| share:	62
		So...asking for a friend...what are the best and worst dating sites? source: thoughtcatalog.com \| share:	62

Sat February 04, 2023
(Some Guy)		Local artists hold fundraiser for cancer patient. Fark: tattoo artists, that is source: californiademocrat.com \| share:	7
(Some Guy)		Local artists hold fundraiser for cancer patient. Fark: tattoo artists, that is source: californiademocrat.com \| share:	7

Fri February 03, 2023
		This is a bizarre remake of Beauty and the Beast source: thedailybeast.com \| share:	22
		FedEx driver tells customer "Go back to your country" later asks, "Should I not have said that?" and "Is anyone hiring?" source: kake.com \| share:	116
		Researcher theorizes bitcoin price may be based on nothing but hot air source: finance.yahoo.com \| share:	56
		Joe Manchin sticks his head into the gas stove source: thenewcivilrightsmovement.com \| share:	76
		The cruelty is the point™ source: thedailybeast.com \| share:	181
		"I'm 21 and my daughter's 15 - her teachers never take me seriously. What do?" Subby was told there'd be no math on Fark source: nypost.com \| share:	20
		"I'm 21 and my daughter's 15 - her teachers never take me seriously. What do?" Subby was told there'd be no math on Fark source: nypost.com \| share:	20

Thu February 02, 2023
(Punxsutawney Phil)		Will Punxsutawney Phil see his shadow? Do you think he will get it right? He will tell us at 7:00 AM ET source: groundhog.org \| share:	13

Wed February 01, 2023
		Vermont middle school basketball - serious business source: abcnews.go.com \| share:	48
		The new soda STARRY isn't great, but at least it's better than 7-Up source: masslive.com \| share:	41
		The new soda STARRY isn't great, but at least it's better than 7-Up source: masslive.com \| share:	41
		Eagles offensive lineman charged with offensive holding, unnecessary roughness, illegal contact, illegal motion, illegal use of helmet source: sports.yahoo.com \| share:	46
		ChatGPT's company OpenAI has a tool to rate a document's likelihood of AI origin, from a scale of Meatbag to If I Did It. Fark: only gets it 1 in 4 correct source: buzzfeednews.com \| share:	8
		ChatGPT's company OpenAI has a tool to rate a document's likelihood of AI origin, from a scale of Meatbag to If I Did It. Fark: only gets it 1 in 4 correct source: buzzfeednews.com \| share:	8
		High school musical in Ohio canceled over fears there might be some gay somewhere source: fox8.com \| share:	129
		Florida politicians just can't seem to stop obsessing over underage girls' vaginas source: msn.com \| share:	151
		On second thought, yeah. If the guy who plagiarized you also plagiarized F Scott Fitzgerald and Tolstoy, that's technically a kind of compliment source: theguardian.com \| share:	5

Tue January 31, 2023
(Kveller)		High school librarian in Philadelphia forced to take down poster with Elie Wiesel quote, told policy is as clear as Night and Day source: kveller.com \| share:	165
		A record number of parishioners are leaving churches. So much so, that there are deals to be made if you want to buy one source: theguardian.com \| share:	113
		A record number of parishioners are leaving churches. So much so, that there are deals to be made if you want to buy one source: theguardian.com \| share:	113
		Dexter Fowler, so beloved by Chicago for his World Series contributions that even joining St. Louis later on didn't sour subby's opinion of him, has retired from MLB source: mlb.com \| share:	11
		Dexter Fowler, so beloved by Chicago for his World Series contributions that even joining St. Louis later on didn't sour subby's opinion of him, has retired from MLB source: mlb.com \| share:	11
		Player coaches are an unusual phenomenon at any level of sport, but even more so at the girl's JV High School Basketball level, particularly when the coach is 22 source: news.yahoo.com \| share:	21
		Trump received less money for his 2024 presidential campaign after he announced his intention to run than he received before announcing it source: thenewcivilrightsmovement.com \| share:	65

Mon January 30, 2023
		The school principal who tried to investigate student sexting and wound up being charged with child pornography has been cleared source: coloradosun.com \| share:	44
(Some Guy)		Meet one of the contestants on today's Jeopardy. STEM beats Entertainment News and Sports source: sciencecheerleaders.org \| share:	26
(Some Guy)		Meet one of the contestants on today's Jeopardy. STEM beats Entertainment News and Sports source: sciencecheerleaders.org \| share:	26
		A teacher who quit her job finds more happiness working at Costco source: msn.com \| share:	52

Sun January 29, 2023
		There is a real sense that an actual apocalypse is coming soon, at least according to the rising white Christian nationalist movement source: politico.com \| share:	305
		There is a real sense that an actual apocalypse is coming soon, at least according to the rising white Christian nationalist movement source: politico.com \| share:	305

Sat January 28, 2023
		Thousands have come home because of him, now this hero is getting his homecoming source: politico.com \| share:	18
		Today I learned: Richard of York gave battle in vain is the British version of ROY G. Biv source: famadillo.com \| share:	14
		Today I learned: Richard of York gave battle in vain is the British version of ROY G. Biv source: famadillo.com \| share:	14
(Some Sonnet Slinger)		That flaky poetry nerd you dated in grad school was a CIA spook. Next up: Is the weekly Fark Writer's Thread a psyop honeypot? source: shirleyfreitas.com \| share:	16

Fri January 27, 2023
		No shiat? source: mirror.co.uk \| share:	51
		From Last to First. A classic sports tale source: npr.org \| share:	39
		Today's Slatesplanation: Why Hollywood keeps on giving us hot teen werewolves, even though we've made it very clear we all prefer sparkly vampires source: slate.com \| share:	78
		Tennessee boy gets new hand, annoyed by the time you get to "Freight Car" source: bbc.com \| share:	9
(Some Guy)		Faxed bomb threats paralyze Japanese schools. One can imagine principals staring at the office fax machine, waiting for the ring, the beep and the plasticy printout containing the next fateful fax setting up the bomb source: wionews.com \| share:	44

Thu January 26, 2023
		School insists it has only wee bairns, no moggies source: thenational.scot \| share:	60
		Further evidence that Church Youth Leader is just another way of saying sex offender source: al.com \| share:	101
		How Nick Fuentes groomed a new generation of racist hate from his parents' basement. And they say you cannot be a success from there source: motherjones.com \| share:	60
		A MA middle school class won a contest to name their town's snowplow. They proved to have no creativity as it is not named Plowy McPlowface source: turnto10.com \| share:	29

Wed January 25, 2023
		The party of gov't accountability and against wasteful spending just wrote a blank check to Iowa private schools source: desmoinesregister.com \| share:	88
		Wednesday is here, and feel free to dance around to The Cramps as we navigate through another barrage of news on the 7 p.m. ET MSNBC thread source: msnbc.com \| share:	123
		North Dakota legislature takes time to address the pressing issues of the day: banning Xmen, cat girls and half-orcs from school source: nbcnews.com \| share:	131
		On this day in history, in 1993, American Chad Rowan became the first non-Japanese to achieve the highest rank in sumo wrestling, proving that there's no goal too high for Americans as long at it involves getting fat source: history.com \| share:	25
		At least three teachers knew that the 6-year-old had a gun before he shot his teacher, but administrators would do nothing to help because "the school day was almost over" source: nbcnews.com \| share:	382
		"My husband keeps spending the night at a platonic female friend's house. Should I be concerned?" source: slate.com \| share:	43
		How do you do, fellow kids? source: nj.com \| share:	48
		🎵🎵Rolen Rolen Rolen sixth try🎵🎵 source: mlb.com \| share:	44

Tue January 24, 2023
		Student plays around with broadcast microphone at high school basketball halftime thinking it's turned off. Whoopsie source: nbcrightnow.com \| share:	65

Sun January 22, 2023
		Your best friend in the world has died source: chicago.suntimes.com \| share:	24
		46 people arrested in connection with sex trafficking ring, including a high school football coach and a youth pastor. But please, tell us again how drag queens are the problem source: amp.star-telegram.com \| share:	144
		Michigan's Jim Harbaugh tells the NCAA to go pound sand. It's a bold strategy, let's see if it pays off him him source: apnews.com \| share:	31

Sat January 21, 2023
		Irish president Michael D. Higgins thinks that instead of doing homework, kids "should be able to use their time for other creative things" source: irishmirror.ie \| share:	67
		Legendary Portland Trail Blazers broadcaster Bill Schonely dead at 92. RIP Rip City guy source: oregonlive.com \| share:	3
		School cafeteria worker arrested after allegedly selling homemade goods source: uppermichiganssource.com \| share:	22
		It's almost as if certain white people need a safe space to protect themselves from feeling even the slightest bit uncomfortable about their past actions source: thehill.com \| share:	69

Fri January 20, 2023
		While Americans think these things are normal, the rest of the world may think it is very strange source: msn.com \| share:	109
		Catholic high school counselor in trouble....oooh, I think I've seen this movie source: foxnews.com \| share:	102
		What are you going to do when it's the parents bullying the kids? source: nj.com \| share:	43

Thu January 19, 2023
(Some Guy)		Dear Penthouse, I recently attended a school board meeting, and I never thought this could happen to me source: michiganadvance.com \| share:	60
		Apparently not well enough source: nbcnews.com \| share:	132
		Gen Z has different definition of dining out than any generation before them. Apparently these digital natives want to be personally "eatertained" and are building on millennials' insistence on high quality of food, drinks, appetizers source: thetakeout.com \| share:	24
		Headline: "Bridgeport's Big Boy owner reflects on 40-plus 'glorious' years in business." Within article: The restaurant is closing source: mlive.com \| share:	18
		Every lie told by George Santos, if that is even his real name source: msn.com \| share:	69
		Boston College High School hockey coach placed on leave after DUI, immediately lined up for Bruins next booze bag coach source: msn.com \| share:	19
		Drew Curtis (really) is interviewed about George Santos and compulsive liars (not lying) source: msn.com \| share:	36
(Lewiston Tribune)		I see your "truck crashing into a home", and raise you one "wall of water" from ruptured reservoir. Disaster trifecta in play source: lmtribune.com \| share:	36
		School uses software intended to save money, ends up on Fark source: nbcnews.com \| share:	108
		School uses software intended to save money, ends up on Fark source: nbcnews.com \| share:	108
(Some Guy)		If you're tired of writing code for evil companies and want to give your income a shock in the arm, you might consider training to be an electrician. There aren't nearly enough to meet demand over the next few years source: canarymedia.com \| share:	39
		An early and strong contender for 2023 Mom of the Year source: midhudsonnews.com \| share:	37

Wed January 18, 2023
		Secretary at a Louisiana public school resigns after sending a text message in which she asked a coach to remind students that they had [N-word] day lol mark Luther king" Day off. Members of the school community were shocked, but not that shocked source: thedailybeast.com \| share:	156

Tue January 17, 2023
		Thousands of electric school buses roll out in districts nationwide. These buses are said to be cleaner and quieter, but will likely be neither as long as junior high kids are riding them source: abcnews.go.com \| share:	65
		LeBron James became the second NBA player ever to score two 45+ point-games at age 38 source: espn.com \| share:	3
		Reactionary authoritarianism has done damage to Texas, so the new legislature has learned its lesson, and will engage in even more. It's the Texas way source: texasobserver.org \| share:	22

Mon January 16, 2023
		RIP to the original Big Hurt source: mlbtraderumors.com \| share:	13
		When you have to write the orbituary for the guy who murdered his entire family but you also know you really need to make some money with that Go Fund Me campaign linked to it source: nypost.com \| share:	80
		All 48 seasons of Saturday Night Live ranked. Number one on the list should have been when you were in high school source: cracked.com \| share:	61

Sun January 15, 2023
		Congratulations hate-watchers, despite terrible reviews, dated racist humor and sexualized high schoolers, Velma has been renewed for another season source: screenrant.com \| share:	112
		Well, when I was a kid I had to walk miles through the snow to get to school. Then we'd sit on a stump to do our ciphering and reading. After looking for poison ivy and doing tick checks we were free to walk home source: nj.com \| share:	32
		Things you may find in a Tennessee high school: old math books, pencils, questionable cafeteria food, a hit list source: wbbjtv.com \| share:	30
		CSB Sunday Morning: high school hijinks source: fark.com \| share:	66

Sat January 14, 2023
		Job interviews are a nightmare - and they only getting worse: "It's kind of like dating. When you go on a first date, you need a second date. You don't need 20 dates to know if you like somebody" source: vox.com \| share:	111
		Federal appeals court: it's perfectly OK for teachers to go about wearing symbols of hate in the classroom source: theguardian.com \| share:	150
		Are trains in your area hungry for fresh meat? Kill numbers way down? Meet railbike tours - a four-person pedal car that zips along railroad tracks. Finally, a way for trains to get their fill source: news4jax.com \| share:	44

Fri January 13, 2023
		State considers mandating cursive, communism history. Those cursive communists are invading our schools now. Something must be done source: wcax.com \| share:	304
		State considers mandating cursive, communism history. Those cursive communists are invading our schools now. Something must be done source: wcax.com \| share:	304
		Hello? Mrs Calloway? This is your son's school. You need to pick him up at the hospital today. Yeah, he couldn't handle our punishment. Thank you source: dailyboulder.com \| share:	94
		That's the roughest-looking ex-teacher Subby has ever seen source: msn.com \| share:	42

Thu January 12, 2023
		Tornado marches to Selma source: cnn.com \| share:	67

Wed January 11, 2023
		US congress remembers the good old 'murican saying "Feed a lobbyist, starve a student" source: usatoday.com \| share:	48
		A headline starting with "Kalispell Kreamery's Mary Tuck" is way less interesting than I'd hoped source: dailyinterlake.com \| share:	15
		Fresh off an anemic showing in the midterms, one where the repeal of Roe v. Wade seems to have been a key issue, TX Republicans have gotten the message loud and clear, and know what voters want is MOAR restrictions on abortion and birth control source: news.yahoo.com \| share:	116
		Cyberattack keeps Iowa's largest school district closed as authorities work feverishly to get both Kaypros back online source: techxplore.com \| share:	12

Tue January 10, 2023
		Subby burned the back of her hand with boiling water.a few hours ago. Immediately ran cold water in it and repeatedly submerged it in cold water and wrapped it a cold, wet cloth. No blistering or swelling, but it still burns like hell. Suggestions? source: fark.com \| share:	69
		"Let's replace elections with lotteries," says expert who never had to read that Shirley Jackson story in high school English class source: bostonreview.net \| share:	108
		Jean-Luc Picard may not be ready to retire yet source: variety.com \| share:	150
		Private school suddenly closes over "family dispute" leaving working parents frustrated, angry, without adequate childcare. If only local governments provided educational services for kids at little to no cost source: local10.com \| share:	113
		Middle school art teacher arrested after his performance art project addressing the US opioid crisis got a bit out of hand source: cbsnews.com \| share:	34

Mon January 09, 2023
		When a business's social media team posts the thin blue line flag today, Law Enforcement Appreciation Day, do you assume they support white supremacy/fascism? Do you check with them, just in case they don't know what that symbol currently implies? source: politico.com \| share:	28

Sun January 08, 2023
		Seattle's public school district sues tech giants for destroying kids' mental health by looking at them as wallets with pigtails source: npr.org \| share:	132
		Joe Hardy has lost his wood source: triblive.com \| share:	10
		Inflation finally hits Kyoto's famed Kinkakuji temple, as admission fee surges from 400 yen (1990s pricing) to 500 yen source: www3.nhk.or.jp \| share:	10

Sat January 07, 2023
		Dawg, I heard you like censorship, so here's a play about censorship so you can censor it and the kids can learn about censorship source: firstcoastnews.com \| share:	142
		Being nice to yourself is bad for your health source: newsweek.com \| share:	22
		How many times can you fold a piece of paper in half? If it's more than 12, you should contact Guinness. Also, go outside source: livescience.com \| share:	25

Fri January 06, 2023
		Iowa college student crowned National Mario Cart champ; plans on hitting the Rainbow Road ASAP source: kcrg.com \| share:	14
		"I'm cutting my daughter off the moment she graduates high school. That's not mean, is it?" source: slate.com \| share:	51
		Avoid the farmers' market for a while: 86-year-old Michigan man building a 400 mph vehicle source: fox17online.com \| share:	28

Thu January 05, 2023
		"There'll be no diversity or inclusion in MY state." - Ron DeSantis, probably source: tampabay.com \| share:	76

Wed January 04, 2023
		Old and busted: Snow days. New Hotness: Ransomware days source: wcvb.com \| share:	20
		Kansas St. and Texas combined for 219 points, setting a new record for most points combined in regulation of a Big 12 conference game source: espn.com \| share:	10
		"It's beautiful he got to go out doing what he loved," says family member of snowmobiler who apparently loved riding in avalanche-prone terrain without a locator beacon source: krtv.com \| share:	34
		"It's beautiful he got to go out doing what he loved," says family member of snowmobiler who apparently loved riding in avalanche-prone terrain without a locator beacon source: krtv.com \| share:	34

Tue January 03, 2023
		Hamlin's collapse is absolutely an indictment of NFL's commitment to player safety source: cnn.com \| share:	85
		School coach leading kids in a Christian prayer? He's just exercising his first amendment rights. School coach joking about praying to teh debbil? Fire his ass source: onlysky.media \| share:	81
		School coach leading kids in a Christian prayer? He's just exercising his first amendment rights. School coach joking about praying to teh debbil? Fire his ass source: onlysky.media \| share:	81
		Cop kills two people? Meh. Cop kills two white cheerleaders? Oh Dear, now you've done it source: msn.com \| share:	82

Mon January 02, 2023
		"At Fairhaven High, 'the most beautiful classroom' in America looks just like it did in 1906" which is really interesting because who knew they had flat panel HDTVs back then source: southcoasttoday.com \| share:	45
		"At Fairhaven High, 'the most beautiful classroom' in America looks just like it did in 1906" which is really interesting because who knew they had flat panel HDTVs back then source: southcoasttoday.com \| share:	45

Sun January 01, 2023
		'Whack student's head against wall now and you'll get your house burnt down' - a look back at almost accepted extreme levels of corporal punishment in UK schools in the 80's. Bonus: Subby went to school with the article's author, in the same class source: kentonline.co.uk \| share:	75
		University of Idaho murder suspect made one huge mistake, according to experts. The mistake of killing four people strangely unmentioned source: thedailybeast.com \| share:	76

Fri December 30, 2022
		Sarah Huckabee Sanders snags Florida education chancellor to 'transform' Arkansas education. Since he's from Florida, he will bring crayons source: floridapolitics.com \| share:	36
		Now embarrassed for ever liking "The Smiths" source: thedailybeast.com \| share:	80
(Some Stormchaser)		Storm Duck commits to Penn State. No word on what Storm Eagle and Storm Owl are going to do source: on3.com \| share:	18
(Some Stormchaser)		Storm Duck commits to Penn State. No word on what Storm Eagle and Storm Owl are going to do source: on3.com \| share:	18

Thu December 29, 2022
		We heard you like top-ten lists, so here's a top-ten list of top-ten lists source: thebeaverton.com \| share:	16
		Yankees sign Danish, who had a cup of coffee with the Red Sox last season source: masslive.com \| share:	11

Tue December 27, 2022
		UN human rights chief calls on Taliban to drop its restrictions on women. Taliban: sure, we'll get right on that source: politico.com \| share:	20

Fri December 23, 2022
		High school dropout Charlie Kirk gives a stern warning to the richest, most powerful men in America that he is going to purge them from the GOP source: mediaite.com \| share:	127
		Biden will begin investigating libraries that ban LGBTQA books source: thenewcivilrightsmovement.com \| share:	106

Thu December 22, 2022
		Construction starts on new middle school in Roswell, NM so local kids can learn science, technology without alien abductions source: krqe.com \| share:	13
		My favorite teacher/professor died recently, amazing dude, anyone else have a great former teacher story to tell? source: dailyjournal.net \| share:	43
		Can dogs smell time? Can cats eat music? Can fish taste thoughts? Can horses hear trigonometry? Will this LSD ever wear off? source: npr.org \| share:	20

Wed December 21, 2022
		Police arrest a teen near Ferris High School for possessing a knife, singing "Twist and Shout" too loudly, and being absent 9 times source: nj.com \| share:	23
		"Being educated in the South, especially Alabama, leaves everyone with a choice: Accept what you've been given without question, or spend your life wondering how much of what you've been taught is true" source: al.com \| share:	85

Tue December 20, 2022
		Pre-groomer for Republican groomer pleads guilty source: mprnews.org \| share:	66

Mon December 19, 2022
		"Assistant dean of Virginia christian college sentenced to 6 years on child pornography charges". But he was only doing that job because he was unable to land his dream gig: Youth Pastor source: wric.com \| share:	47

Sun December 18, 2022
		Schoolgirls report classmate's Instagram "hitlist" to school. Said student threatens to "take out" schoolgirls without dinner, movie. School calls his mom over disciplinary action. Mom informs them she's 'blowing up' the school. The Aristocrats source: fox2detroit.com \| share:	66
		Because Missouri legislators don't like it when the public does something they don't like, Missouri legislators are trying to make it harder for the public to bypass them source: news-leader.com \| share:	43

Sat December 17, 2022
		Nagasaki assemblyman apologizes for doing chin-ups on train while drunk from his high school class reunion. "I'd like to contemplate my next course of action after consulting the relevant people" source: mainichi.jp \| share:	38

Fri December 16, 2022
		Partially clothed men dressed as elves, alcohol, a high school choir, and a dirty Santa... you sure know how to party for a school board member source: ktvu.com \| share:	34
		Teen Girl Squad, 2022 edition: Hey, wait, you aren't a teen. And why are you showing us your boyfriend's junk? source: wane.com \| share:	55

Thu December 15, 2022
		Missouri school district votes to approve a 4-day school week by extending the school day 35 minutes. Subby would take that tradeoff immediately, too if work offered it source: nbcconnecticut.com \| share:	70
		Why not both? source: foxsports.com \| share:	13

Wed December 14, 2022
		Tupac Shakur's Baltimore home, listed for $179,000. Enjoy the lovely atmosphere of this Greenmount ave property. Current revenue from loyal tenants, stash house, hos source: dailyvoice.com \| share:	22
		It's like "Groundhog Day" in Punxsutawney, except the high school principal keeps getting arrested source: wjactv.com \| share:	21

Tue December 13, 2022
		Netflix to ruin My Hero Academia. Sorry, I meant Netflix to "adapt" My Hero Academia source: msn.com \| share:	33

Mon December 12, 2022
		If the Tribbles on the bridge get to be too much for you, head to Ten Forward or one of the holodeck bedrooms source: zillow.com \| share:	72
		Hunter butchers deer in front of school in bid to get people talking about something other than his laptop source: ftw.usatoday.com \| share:	72
		Is it though? (Smirking Thor) source: cnn.com \| share:	33
		Is it though? (Smirking Thor) source: cnn.com \| share:	33
		Subby's hometown newspaper sold to a corp a couple years back, this is now what happens in the obits source: dodgeglobe.com \| share:	89
		Russia forcing low-income teens into military training. Did I say Russia? I meant the US source: buffalonews.com \| share:	172
		Russia forcing low-income teens into military training. Did I say Russia? I meant the US source: buffalonews.com \| share:	172

Sun December 11, 2022
		An armed middle school is a polite middle school source: foxnews.com \| share:	76
		Gen Zers are moving back in with their parents at rates that that make Millennials look like a generation of financial success stories source: npr.org \| share:	130
		A young man confronted Florida Gov. Ron DeSantis about the number of people dying from gun violence and was told, "Nobody wants to hear from you." Well, Ron, guess what this young man's new job is source: huffpost.com \| share:	114

Sat December 10, 2022
(Heisman)		So, who do you have winning the Heisman Trophy? Stetson Bennett? Max Durgan? C.J. Stroud? Or Caleb Williams? Tune in to find out who wins it at 8:00 PM ET on ESPN source: heisman.com \| share:	19
(Some Guy)		Iowa school district decides to teach kids a lesson on Rosa Parks via immersive learning. Lawyers preparing to teach Iowa school district lesson on check writing source: iowacapitaldispatch.com \| share:	68
(Some Guy)		Iowa school district decides to teach kids a lesson on Rosa Parks via immersive learning. Lawyers preparing to teach Iowa school district lesson on check writing source: iowacapitaldispatch.com \| share:	68
		It is the 123rd meeting of the Army-Navy game. Can Navy sail to victory? Or will it be Army marching to a win? The game is in Philadelphia and kickoff is at 3:00 PM ET on CBS source: espn.com \| share:	48
		Now we know why so many school districts just add a few more doublewides to their existing schools and call it day source: chattanoogan.com \| share:	79
		Now we know why so many school districts just add a few more doublewides to their existing schools and call it day source: chattanoogan.com \| share:	79
		If you like passing stopped school buses, technology is coming for you source: pennlive.com \| share:	50

Thu December 08, 2022
		Kim Basinger is 69 today, still extraordinarily nice source: imdb.com \| share:	30

Wed December 07, 2022
		Arkansas town elects 18-year-old mayor. Plans to boost the town economy with a massive indoor Winter sports complex called "Ice Town" still up in the air source: cnn.com \| share:	48
		The kids who survived Sandy Hook are now teens. How are they handling things? source: greenwichtime.com \| share:	71
		The kids who survived Sandy Hook are now teens. How are they handling things? source: greenwichtime.com \| share:	71

Tue December 06, 2022
		Iconic 1978 doc "Scared Straight," used to scare young punks into avoiding life of crime, lives on in Japan, where template is used for live stuntman demos scaring little kids into observing traffic safety source: soranews24.com \| share:	11
		UCONN guawd Fudd expected to miss thwee to six weeks source: espn.com \| share:	6
		Scottsdale Police: emergency school lockdowns last week were actually because of AC/DC source: azfamily.com \| share:	21
		Scottsdale Police: emergency school lockdowns last week were actually because of AC/DC source: azfamily.com \| share:	21

Mon December 05, 2022
		Parents and school that allowed after-school Christian club upset that they now have to allow an after-school Satan club to meet to discuss skepticism and how easy it is to totally piss off the kind of people who create an after-school Christian club source: deadstate.org \| share:	121

Sun December 04, 2022
		The Minneapolis Miracle now has a high school version source: sports.yahoo.com \| share:	13
		State Rep. Cletus (Two-Tooth) Slackjaw and his cohorts in the Oklahoma legislature pass a law eliminating the requirement public school teachers have a college degree. OK Superintendent's reaction: OMG source: enidnews.com \| share:	185
		State Rep. Cletus (Two-Tooth) Slackjaw and his cohorts in the Oklahoma legislature pass a law eliminating the requirement public school teachers have a college degree. OK Superintendent's reaction: OMG source: enidnews.com \| share:	185
		"My son decided to protest a terrible school tradition. But, he did it completely wrong and it backfired. What do?" source: slate.com \| share:	37
		Officials question security protocols, Indiana Jones fandom after man brings gun to Sword Game source: masslive.com \| share:	15
		Colorado Buffaloes looking to get back into Prime Time source: espn.com \| share:	44

Sat December 03, 2022
		Identical Identical twins twins win win lawsuit lawsuit against against medical medical school school accusing accusing them them of of cheating cheating source: insider.com \| share:	90

Fri December 02, 2022
		Can you stop your kid from being "that" kid? source: slate.com \| share:	36

Thu December 01, 2022
		Q: How many parents does it take to get all 3000 graphic novels removed from a school library? A: One source: vice.com \| share:	202
		In case you were not convinced that the Right is anti-youth, now they want to beat your kids. Bonus pick of Delores Umbridge in the background source: clickorlando.com \| share:	158
		Uvalde survivors to the "police" who allowed the slaughter: How's $27 billion sound to you? source: cnn.com \| share:	206
		Florida sheriff says kids are too soft these days, need to go back to the old days where kids literally needed to fear they're going to have the cheeks of their ass torn off for not doing right in class source: local10.com \| share:	135
		More and more people are starting to understand that "college rankings" are and always have been every bit as much bullshiat as what it costs to go to college in the first place source: slate.com \| share:	13
		UK tabloids 'unable to find any teachers who aren't on OnlyFans,' say reports (possible nsfw content on page) source: dailystar.co.uk \| share:	72
(Some Guy)		More than 800 North Carolina HS basketball referees might get called for walking source: highschoolot.com \| share:	17

Tue November 29, 2022
		Is dark matter's "nightmare scenario" actually true? And is the nightmare going to work naked or not being able to find its high school math class source: bigthink.com \| share:	26
		Matt Lauer no longer glib source: people.com \| share:	56

Mon November 28, 2022
		Four Texas A&M players entered the transfer portal over the course of the last week. Seems a bit Fishy to me, err Fisherey? source: msn.com \| share:	5

Fri November 25, 2022
(WFMY News)		Some companies give their employees a turkey for Thanksgiving.Then there are companies that hand out pink slips to all 2,700 of their employees source: wfmynews2.com \| share:	22
		"They came in the room and said, 'Does anybody know German?' and nobody raised their hand, so I put my hand up and said, 'I had two years in high school.'" source: wtae.com \| share:	35
		"They came in the room and said, 'Does anybody know German?' and nobody raised their hand, so I put my hand up and said, 'I had two years in high school.'" source: wtae.com \| share:	35

Thu November 24, 2022
		You could buy a postcard stamp 101 years ago for a penny. But, you would have taken a chance on late delivery. But it still might make it in time for Thanksgiving source: vtdigger.org \| share:	21
		You could buy a postcard stamp 101 years ago for a penny. But, you would have taken a chance on late delivery. But it still might make it in time for Thanksgiving source: vtdigger.org \| share:	21
		Thanksgiving, happy. It's the 7 p.m. ET MSNBC thread. Let's see your turkey day photographs source: msnbc.com \| share:	74
		For your amusement, Slate staff Slatesplain their worst Thanksgiving cooking disasters source: slate.com \| share:	38

Wed November 23, 2022
		Cardinals assistant coach fired for scoring a touchdown there source: espn.com \| share:	21
		Japanese math enthusiasts told there would be math ...so they spend 24 hours solving the 1+1 mathematical formula source: odditycentral.com \| share:	19
		So you're a school administrator investigating sexting between students? Congrats, you're now facing jail time for possessing child pornography and your career is shot source: coloradosun.com \| share:	127

Mon November 21, 2022
		Beyond The Jungle source: gizmodo.com \| share:	25
		All the feels source: kake.com \| share:	1

Sat November 19, 2022
		'After School Satan Club' causes a stir at California elementary school. Ya think? source: sfgate.com \| share:	136

Fri November 18, 2022
		Hey kids, if your school bus driver pulls over to lecture you about being unruly, be sure not to call 911 with false accusations source: whio.com \| share:	53
		Ex-NCST football player to current coach: "Imma get him I promise" source: wral.com \| share:	7
		You don't make friends with salad source: msn.com \| share:	63

Thu November 17, 2022
		Nothing is more American than going to a football game, eating hotdogs and running away from a shooting (with SFW video) source: wral.com \| share:	30

Wed November 16, 2022
		Joe Welsh wants to end the school to prison pipeline, no word on Don Henley's opinion source: lehighvalleylive.com \| share:	23
		Joe Welsh wants to end the school to prison pipeline, no word on Don Henley's opinion source: lehighvalleylive.com \| share:	23
		Pro tip: if you must carjack and steal a car, do not connect your iPhone configured with your name to the car's Bluetooth source: wtae.com \| share:	32

Tue November 15, 2022
		10 high schools. All within 1 hour of each other. Same morning. Parents, police, and kids all sent scrambling. Tag is for the "untraceable" caller who left detailed reports claiming casualties up and down the Maine coast today source: pressherald.com \| share:	146
		10 high schools. All within 1 hour of each other. Same morning. Parents, police, and kids all sent scrambling. Tag is for the "untraceable" caller who left detailed reports claiming casualties up and down the Maine coast today source: pressherald.com \| share:	146
		The good news is, they are passing their business class with flying colors source: wndu.com \| share:	20
		White supremacist Texas middle school teacher fired. One down, another 30000 to go source: nbcnews.com \| share:	164

Mon November 14, 2022
		John Aniston, Days of Our Lives star and father of Jennifer, runs out of sands in his hourglass source: hollywoodreporter.com \| share:	26
		What's more disgraceful? Hiring a head coach who has no experience as a coach or losing to the guy who has no experience as a coach? source: sports.yahoo.com \| share:	18

Sat November 12, 2022
		What does a proton look like? Oh my source: quantamagazine.org \| share:	38

Fri November 11, 2022
		School shootings are prompting California, in a rare display of common sense, to close the barn door before the horse escapes source: kcra.com \| share:	80
		Husband and wife who were Lake Havasu City grade-school teachers fired for also providing sex ed via distance learning source: abc15.com \| share:	68
		Things not to say to a grieving friend include: "At least he died doing what he loved", "Let me know if there's anything I can do", and "Can I have his Pokémon card Collection"? source: psychologytoday.com \| share:	45
		Things not to say to a grieving friend include: "At least he died doing what he loved", "Let me know if there's anything I can do", and "Can I have his Pokémon card Collection"? source: psychologytoday.com \| share:	45

Thu November 10, 2022
		Watch the video. Ariana will make your day source: boingboing.net \| share:	7
		Watch the video. Ariana will make your day source: boingboing.net \| share:	7

Wed November 09, 2022
		Florida elects first member of Generation Z to Congress, which at least keeps him off Subby's lawn source: king5.com \| share:	31
		You're not a real American unless you dip your cinnamon rolls in chili source: eater.com \| share:	47

Tue November 08, 2022
		My job is a gong show source: askamanager.org \| share:	13
		"I bought a house five months ago. I already regret it" source: slate.com \| share:	40

Mon November 07, 2022
		Bad: You have to retake the SAT. Fark: Because your answer sheet flew off a UPS truck source: cnn.com \| share:	39
		Bad: You have to retake the SAT. Fark: Because your answer sheet flew off a UPS truck source: cnn.com \| share:	39

Sat November 05, 2022
		Parents upset by 40-year-old man who wanted to go back to high school source: 6abc.com \| share:	76

Fri November 04, 2022
		Degrassi reboot Batgirled by HBO Max, which had ordered 10 episodes before going into cost-cutting mode source: variety.com \| share:	18

Thu November 03, 2022
		Sayin's sayin' Roll Tide source: espn.com \| share:	10
		Sayin's sayin' Roll Tide source: espn.com \| share:	10
		Some people just want to watch the virtual world burn source: vice.com \| share:	17

Wed November 02, 2022
		X-rated Halloween display in Ohio, y'all source: fox8.com \| share:	66
		16 yr old, arrested for beating his HS Spanish teacher to death, says he didn't do it. He says the real killers - a "roving group of masked kids" - forced him to provide his wheelbarrow to help move her body and to drive her van from the park source: wfla.com \| share:	67
		16 yr old, arrested for beating his HS Spanish teacher to death, says he didn't do it. He says the real killers - a "roving group of masked kids" - forced him to provide his wheelbarrow to help move her body and to drive her van from the park source: wfla.com \| share:	67
		This service dog program gives veterans who have PTSD much needed support and even save their lives. Let's pay tribute to Mission K9 Warrior and these amazing dogs this Woofday Wetnose Wednesday source: people.com \| share:	159

Tue November 01, 2022
		The amazing results of the flip-phone experiment: Life outside of a smartphone source: ndsmcobserver.com \| share:	27
		Your kid ain't going pro source: scarymommy.com \| share:	55
		How the Supreme Court has ruled on Affirmative Action in the past. You know, in case you wanted to know what the law actually was before activist conservative justices tear it all down source: npr.org \| share:	86
		Conservatives long for life in the 1950's, with government-regulated big business, high taxes, rampant racism, and misogyny, but without all the pesky government regulation and high taxes source: msnbc.com \| share:	199
		Cry a cckscking tear for Lavender Country's Patrick Haggerty source: pitchfork.com \| share:	11

Mon October 31, 2022
		Vote Pro Life for Lt. Governor. The guy actually changed his name to Pro Life source: ballotpedia.org \| share:	41
		Gym teachers should not be involved in students' menstrual cycles. Y'all remember what happened in Carrie, right? source: cnn.com \| share:	107
		Man claims to be real-life energy vampire, constantly talks about updog (possible nsfw content on page) source: dailystar.co.uk \| share:	59

Sun October 30, 2022
		Not News: Driver gets a DUI. News: after driving into a ditch with a bus load of school children. Fark: but won't lose his license. WTF: because it was already revoked source: wtop.com \| share:	28

Sat October 29, 2022
		St. Louis school shooter failed federal background check. How was he able to get and keep his guns? MO has the Second Amendment Preservation Act, which claims state law supersedes federal law on issues of gun ownership source: kpvi.com \| share:	113

Fri October 28, 2022
		The guns and meth are coming from inside the police station source: msn.com \| share:	29
		You have this guy to thank for your nightmares source: sfgate.com \| share:	21
		You know you're farked when source: al.com \| share:	43
		Not News: Another US high school closes amid widespread sickness. News: Most are confirmed COVID this time. FARK: School Board votes to go full pro-"choice" due to news of outbreak. Not that pro-choice. The plague rat one source: wmtw.com \| share:	74
		Not News: Another US high school closes amid widespread sickness. News: Most are confirmed COVID this time. FARK: School Board votes to go full pro-"choice" due to news of outbreak. Not that pro-choice. The plague rat one source: wmtw.com \| share:	74
		Driving on the freeway is about to get more dangerous source: npr.org \| share:	93
		7 year old exercises their 2nd Amendment rights source: whdh.com \| share:	29

Thu October 27, 2022
(Some Guy)		Not News: 8 HS football players suspended after an altercation at a football game. Fark: 8 high school football COACHES suspended after an altercation at a game source: news.scorebooklive.com \| share:	5
		NBA to its franchises: Don't even think about tanking for Victor Wenbanyama. Also the NBA: We're going to stream all of Wenbanyama's games on our app source: axios.com \| share:	8
(Some Guy)		Montana high school football team makes state playoffs and must travel 529 miles to face its first opponent--which means they'd have a shorter road trip if they were playing a school in Denver or Minnesota source: montanasports.com \| share:	14
		Parents of the St. Louis school shooter actually called police and asked them to take away their son's AR-15. Police took it away, but didn't keep it, and he ended up getting it back source: abcnews.go.com \| share:	176
		Parents of the St. Louis school shooter actually called police and asked them to take away their son's AR-15. Police took it away, but didn't keep it, and he ended up getting it back source: abcnews.go.com \| share:	176

Wed October 26, 2022
		Kurt Warner says NFC #4 seed quarterback looks exhausted and suggests it's okay to walk away source: yahoo.com \| share:	20
		Teen cancer survivor hosts haunted house, blood drive to help others with same disease, because nothing is scarier than a kid having cancer source: cbs17.com \| share:	14
		"Nobody wants to be evil enough to say it, but this is a really stupid idea. Most kids do not need this. And in fact, those who do, already have this." Guesses to the right what most kids don't need and already have if they do need it source: npr.org \| share:	213
		"Nobody wants to be evil enough to say it, but this is a really stupid idea. Most kids do not need this. And in fact, those who do, already have this." Guesses to the right what most kids don't need and already have if they do need it source: npr.org \| share:	213

Tue October 25, 2022
		Defying the common misperception that being a professional athlete is fun, Ja Morant has studied video of Ben Simmons source: espn.com \| share:	1
		North Texas thunderstorms: 1, North Texas pecan tree: 0. With abso-bark-tively spectacular video of a tree getting denuded source: fox4news.com \| share:	36
		It'd be a lot cooler if you were source: theaustralian.com.au \| share:	10

Mon October 24, 2022
		Florida Charter Schools receive public funding but are independently managed, which allows them the academic freedom to teach topics such as the Auschwitz Soccer Club and cinema, or the fact that Eve was a man and Adam was gay source: clickorlando.com \| share:	33
		Nationally, reading and math scores dropped over Pandemic. Subby helped homeschool his grandkids, one went from below grade level to 1 level above in reading, the other entered K reading at 2nd grade level. I glow source: cnn.com \| share:	22
		Clock is just flashing 12:00 at this point source: ksdk.com \| share:	232

Sun October 23, 2022
		Happy birthday to Ryan Reynolds, Emilia Clarke, and Sam Raimi. Hopefully somewhere in the multiverse Deadpool and Daenerys Targaryen are slaying deadites together source: imdb.com \| share:	5
		Ignore the dead guy on the field, we've got a high-school football game to play source: usatoday.com \| share:	21
		Ignore the dead guy on the field, we've got a high-school football game to play source: usatoday.com \| share:	21
		Careful this Halloween parents. We opened up this cop and there was a fentanyl dealer inside source: wabi.tv \| share:	32

Sat October 22, 2022
		Teacher's Pet source: sfgate.com \| share:	36
		The Giggity tag goes to the movies source: lifehacker.com \| share:	111
		If only there were free and readily available vaccines that could have helped prevent such an outbreak source: cnn.com \| share:	25
		If only there were free and readily available vaccines that could have helped prevent such an outbreak source: cnn.com \| share:	25

Fri October 21, 2022
		Biden praises Delaware for kicking Oz out source: mediaite.com \| share:	10
		Online schooling is causing kids to fall behind. Some parents are regretting it source: apnews.com \| share:	86

Thu October 20, 2022
		It goes without saying that's not 51 candles on Snoop's birthday cake source: biography.com \| share:	4
		Teaching CRT is controversial, but almost all Americans have no clue what the hell it says source: dornsife.usc.edu \| share:	75
		Former New England Patriot/Mt Clemens High alum Quentin Hines apologizes for holding stripper show in gymnasium. Go Bathers source: sportskeeda.com \| share:	16
		American Intellectual ponders: "When was it when straight white males started being treated like black Americans during segregation? It's just wrong" source: news.yahoo.com \| share:	165
		Oh look, a stiff breeze must have hit Marco Rubio's post-Parkland steely resolve to raise the age limit for buying AR-15s, leaving him heaped like a sad little rag doll at the NRA's feet source: thedailybeast.com \| share:	34

Wed October 19, 2022
		Handgun stored in child's backpack makes for interesting show-and-tell source: kdvr.com \| share:	31
		Val Demmings humiliated Little Marco at their lone debate source: cnn.com \| share:	96
		High school student paints mural that weighs as much as a duck that wants to turn kids gay and worships Satan, or something source: nbcnews.com \| share:	197

Tue October 18, 2022
		Chris Cuomo: "Ye, just blink twice if you are being held hostage by Candace Owens" source: mediaite.com \| share:	52
		Why do teachers give girls higher marks than boys? Here comes the scienza Italiana source: phys.org \| share:	32

Mon October 17, 2022
		Town officials confounded in efforts to get public to believe that trick-or-treat night really is Oct. 28. Thanks again social media source: wfmz.com \| share:	32
(Some Guy)		Mt Clemens High rented out gym for a "Stripper Party". The most excitement subby's high school gym saw was donkey basketball with football team vs. Flash Gordon and a then-unknown Denzel source: woodwardsports.com \| share:	58
		High schoolers take part in Halloween-themed mock election to better prepare them for the horrible mockery of democracy they can expect by the time they graduate source: wilx.com \| share:	13
		One word makes this my most disappointing headline of the day source: cnn.com \| share:	77
		Senator Mike Lee is hung like a horse. Ladies love him. Once scored 5 TDs in the homecoming game for his high school to win the National Championship -By Senator Mike Lee source: sltrib.com \| share:	33

Sat October 15, 2022
(Some Guy)		Remember the good old days? When you'd just call in a bomb scare from the malt shop payphone to dodge an exam but school went on anyway? source: jerseyshoreonline.com \| share:	34
(Some Guy)		Remember the good old days? When you'd just call in a bomb scare from the malt shop payphone to dodge an exam but school went on anyway? source: jerseyshoreonline.com \| share:	34
		Celebrating high schoolers learn life lesson: A blocked kick isn't always a dead ball source: pennlive.com \| share:	31

Fri October 14, 2022
		Mama mia, that's one spicy chip THUD source: bringmethenews.com \| share:	7
		JD Vance (R-U Kidding Me?) has a strange demand that may be confusing to any parent who has named their child Alvin, Simon, Theodore, Brittany, Jeanette or Eleanor source: lgbtqnation.com \| share:	163
		"Hey everybody, let's arm teachers in the classroom. What could possibly go wrong???" source: cbsnews.com \| share:	80
		BJ is 69 today. Nice source: en.wikipedia.org \| share:	31

Thu October 13, 2022
		21 Jump Scares source: upi.com \| share:	16
		All Hail Zippi source: bgdailynews.com \| share:	10
		Undefeated Wisconsin high school football team stopped from going to the state playoffs because of a "clerical error". Somebody really dropped the ball on this one source: waow.com \| share:	14

Wed October 12, 2022
		Florida experiencing a swarm of hoax active shooter calls at schools. If it accidentally stops a school shooter, then it will be more successful than anything else done so far source: baynews9.com \| share:	44
		Did they really need a fancy college education to conclude that? source: yahoo.com \| share:	42

Tue October 11, 2022
		Today's high school kids don't care about varsity letter jackets. Also sock hops, pet rocks, and writing their lessons in coal on the back of a shovel source: bostonmagazine.com \| share:	168
		No, your children's Halloween bags aren't going to be stuffed full of rainbow fentanyl this year, or anything else costing more than a dollar tops source: npr.org \| share:	104

Mon October 10, 2022
		Uvalde schools superintendent decides this may be a good time to start spending his days on the golf course source: cnn.com \| share:	57
		Happy birthday DLR, who, at this age, is finding it a lot more difficult reach down between his legs, ease the seat back source: biography.com \| share:	31

Sun October 09, 2022
		Jamie Lee Curtis is finally, officially done with Halloween source: hollywoodreporter.com \| share:	16

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