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Fri July 03, 2020
(Louder Sound)
 
 
 
Geddy Lee has only stood in line once to get tickets to see a band .... Yes, it was not the Eagles
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Thu July 02, 2020
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Almost 3,500 teachers and students at public schools in Saitama lose their lunch over meal of fried chicken, a tuna/potato dish, seaweed salad, rice and miso soup. I had the fish
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(Stars and Stripes)
 
 
 
Words any other Commander In Chief would hate to hear from Stars and Stripes: "Trump's pardon of officer they helped convict of murder is crushing betrayal"
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(MassLive)
 
 
 
Cop posting in support of BLM? That's a firing. Union outrage conspicuously absent
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(Mercury News)
 
 
 
The planning phase for school reopenings in the San Francisco Bay Area is proceeding in the stupidest but somehow most appropriate possible way
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(KCRG)
 
 
 
Good Idea: Cancelling a high school baseball season due to Covid. Fark Idea: Waiting until three innings into a game to do so
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Maroon 5 bassist's latest hits have landed him in jail
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"I battle with my children every day about homework; they never want to do it. I've given up on this year; how can I make sure they do their homework next year?"
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Trump struggled yet again to answer what he would do in a second term. Even the guy who yelled "San Dimas High School football rules" was more prepared than the president
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Wed July 01, 2020
(Courthouse News Service)
 
 
 
"All student speech is considered on-campus" is not something this appeals court is buying. Verdict in favor of Cheerleader F F F F
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Tue June 30, 2020
(Politico)
 
 
 
Florida Man decides the middle of a pandemic which closed schools statewide is the best time to eliminate $29.4 million in funding for online education services
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Biden invites Fauci to extend his service when he beats Donnie on election day. Countdown to Donnie firing Fauci 10,9,8,7
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(ABC7 New York)
 
 
 
Westchester high school tries to have a socially distant graduation. Too bad they didn't account for the two morons just back from Florida not wearing masks
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Mon June 29, 2020
(NPR)
 
 
 
The American Academy of Plague Rats Calls for Reopening Schools
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(MEL Magazine)
 
 
 
An oral history of The Onion's iconic 9/11 issue. Come for the towers burning, stay for the hilarity
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Online learning sucks. How can we best improve it?
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Online learning sucks. How can we best improve it?
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Fri June 26, 2020
(WTSP)
 
 
 
Ron DeSantis sets a new high score on COVID-19 with an increase of 62% from yesterday. Is now trying to decide between entering POO or ASS
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(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Cougar hiding in a crawlspace is not your PornHub and/or serial killer fantasy
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Thu June 25, 2020
(Some Pissed-off Teachers)
 
 
 
How do you know when you've failed as state Superintendent of Public Instruction? When you can count the teachers who've donated to your re-election campaign on zero hands
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
*Spins the wheel of offended* Time to change the national anthem
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(WTHR Indianapolis)
 
 
 
We are removing her name from the stadium due to racist comments said in the past...oh but don't worry, we'll be keeping the 2 million she donated to build it
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
The price of honey has almost doubled in the past 10 years but US beekeepers are getting stung
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Wed June 24, 2020
(The Ringer)
 
 
 
Here's a crazy story featuring Robin Williams, an acid trip, and the moral panic from the performance of South Park's "Blame Canada" at the 2000 Oscars
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Rush to reopen schools worries voters. Honestly, what kind of example for students does "Today's Tom Sawyer" make, anyway?
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Tue June 23, 2020
(ProPublica)
 
 
 
Every state that never allowed slavery take one step forward. Not so fast there, Illinois
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(NPR)
 
 
 
I woke up this morning pensive, with a strange urgency that compelled me to submit not three, but five headlines to Fark. And four were greenlit. Surely this will be a happy day. Nice pegging from the wife, too. Until tmrw, XO. Hey, this does work
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(Baltimore Sun)
 
 
 
People that have pets or want a good night sleep have a new hero
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(Thrillist)
 
 
 
The true story of the 'Glowing Green Man,' Charlie No-Face of Pennsylvania
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Mon June 22, 2020
(WUSA9)
 
 
 
High School: Lets have a modified gradation ceremony. What's the worst that could happen?
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(WUSA9)
 
 
 
High School: Lets have a modified gradation ceremony. What's the worst that could happen?
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"My family is white; we live in a white neighborhood. My twin sons went to a diverse charter school and had a diverse group of friends; this carried them through high school and they didn't get why others sat in race clusters. Have I failed them?"
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"My family is white; we live in a white neighborhood. My twin sons went to a diverse charter school and had a diverse group of friends; this carried them through high school and they didn't get why others sat in race clusters. Have I failed them?"
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Sat June 20, 2020
(ABC7 San Francisco)
 
 
 
White professor demands Vietnamese student "Anglicize" her name so he doesn't have to say it. College administration ensures that he won't be saying it
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(ABC7 San Francisco)
 
 
 
White professor demands Vietnamese student "Anglicize" her name so he doesn't have to say it. College administration ensures that he won't be saying it
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Fri June 19, 2020
(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Camden, NJ turns its lonely eyes to Woodrow Wilson
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Camden, NJ turns its lonely eyes to Woodrow Wilson
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(Sportsnet)
 
 
 
Subby was going to make this headline a cheap political joke, but the actual story of the NHL's 5th black player is both too depressing and inspirational to be treated that way
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(Food 52)
 
 
 
"Your pantry is a treasure trove of cocktail ingredients". It's like they KNOW me
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Wed June 17, 2020
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
All you students using Adobe's Creative Cloud for free these days better start saving your beer money
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(Vox)
 
 
 
Having spent a ton of cash to only partially screw up the nation's public school system, Netflix founder builds secret summer camp for it
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(KPTV Portland)
 
 
 
Portland demonstrators pull down Thomas Jefferson statue on high school grounds. Even Founding Fathers aren't catching a pass these days
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(Fox 43 Pennsylvania)
 
 
 
"Thanks to online learning, I graduated high school at age 15"
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"People keep telling kids that they can be anything they want and it's a lie; I'm mad as hell and won't take it anymore. How can I convince everyone to stop lying and tell kids they will have to settle in their lives?"
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(The Ringer)
 
 
 
Stop me if you've heard this one before, after failing in the NFL, Christian quarterback to attempt professional baseball career
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Once again the joke's on Millenials - Social Security was wrecked waaaaaay before they came along
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(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
♫ ♪ The church in California won't make 'em wait... Two hundred Catholic schools won't start late... Guess getting corona will come down to faith... So send in your daughters and sons... You know that only the good die young... ♪ ♫
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Tue June 16, 2020
(Campus Reform)
 
 
 
Daddy got me into Princeton, and daddy can get me right back out
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Mon June 15, 2020
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Cash, the answer is cash. If you think the answer isn't cash, you're an idiot who probably also thought Ole Miss was "doing things the right way"
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(Daily Gazette (Schenectady))
 
 
 
Students pull the whole 'school's for sale' senior prank then ruin the whole thing by leaving a sappy note
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
"You've been left out of conversation because you're f*cking terrible at conversing. If a high school debate team argued their rebuttals by tear-gassing the other team, they wouldn't be invited back to regionals," John Oliver says of police unions
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(NBC Sports)
 
 
 
Cal Bears infielder Darren Baker, son of Dusty, doesn't want to be swept up in any of this baseball coronavirus chaos, decides to go back to school for senior year and diploma
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
By being a poster-child for the extreme goals of political conservatives, President Trump is in fact pushing much of the country to the left
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Sun June 14, 2020
(Slate)
 
 
 
Black students are tired of teaching white students how not to be racist
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Sat June 13, 2020
(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
The coming era of millennial despair
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Fri June 12, 2020
(Cleveland Plain Dealer)
 
 
 
Fastest way to keep Tucker Carlson from tossing BS on FoxNews? Have the Cleveland Indians draft him as a pitcher
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Thu June 11, 2020
(Wikipedia)
 
 
 
HBD Frank, ZZ Top's Beardless drummer
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(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
Summer plans canceled due to Coronavirus? How about a nice tour through the American South and Southwest? And Al Jazeera has helpfully mapped Confederate monuments, so you and your anti-racist friends can say "hi." Respectfully, of course
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(The Marshall Project)
 
 
 
Creator of the Thin Blue Line flag is here to explain how it's totally not a racist symbol, nor a 'us vs them' mentality for supporting it. Yeah, sure
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Detroit drafts Arizona State slugger Torkelson with No. 1 pick. Jonesman, Nesmithy, and Dolenzer still available
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"Should I let my daughter take a gap year or should she join the old navy instead?"
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"Should I let my daughter take a gap year or should she join the old navy instead?"
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
These NFL stars were once drafted by MLB, and too bad none of them could be this generation's Bo Jackson or Deion Sanders
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Wed June 10, 2020
(AOL)
 
 
 
Betsy DeVos sued again, further complicating her search for those Dalmatian puppies
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(Counton 2)
 
 
 
When you have high school graduation in a field so everyone can space out due to Covid-19, make sure someone remembers to turn off the timer for the sprinklers
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Virginia to return 1.3 million disease vectors to their incubator in September
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(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Beyonce close to inking a $100 million agreement to make three movies for Disney
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(Charleston Post and Courier)
 
 
 
Southern university freezes tuition for first time in over a decade. Hell expected to be next
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Tue June 09, 2020
(Gothamist)
 
 
 
No business, no food .... No justice, no peace ... No business, no .... Hot dogs, get yer hot dogs ... Water, I got water. It's a long walk to Brooklyn and you need to stay hydrated
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Georgia is one of four states in the US without hate crime laws, and that must change
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(CBS 58 Milwaukee)
 
 
 
Subby is guessing OSHA allows this but anyways, mailboat jumper tryouts are back this Thursday
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(BookRiot)
 
 
 
You're allowed to grow out of writing you once loved. fb- was the father
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(BookRiot)
 
 
 
You're allowed to grow out of writing you once loved. fb- was the father
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
That's why you're backing up Drew Brees, right Jameis Winston?
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
I hope they've learned to sanitize their database inputs
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(AZ Family)
 
 
 
Being a Trump kook costs a woman her scholarship. Also demonstrates a lack of brains to be a Trump fan. Colleges generally want students who have brains, so it's understandable
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Big Blue get out of facial recognition after Congressional testimony by the leader of the Algorithmic Justice League on bias in facial recognition software
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Mon June 08, 2020
(Patch)
 
 
 
Milwaukee attorney spits on student protestor, and then knees a cop in the crotch while being arrested. Article talks to the student
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(Omaha World Herald)
 
 
 
Omaha area County Attorney under investigation after his estranged wife's boyfriend loses his job and gets committed to a mental institution
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Sat June 06, 2020
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Racist Texas Ranger statue removed from Dallas Airport. Texas Rangers contemplating name change back to Washington Senators
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Fri June 05, 2020
(ABC 4 Charleston)
 
 
 
Female student decides to wear pants instead of dress to graduation at South Carolina high school. Let's see what happens next
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Thu June 04, 2020
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Yearbook quotes to make you smile. Bonus - not a slideshow
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Yearbook quotes to make you smile. Bonus - not a slideshow
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Florida Supreme Court: sorry, voters, but this "Ban Assault Weapons Now" petition is a little unclear so it will not be appearing on the ballot
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(OK Whatever)
 
 
 
Rap has a new favorite instrument, and it's not Autotune
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Wed June 03, 2020
(Daily Gazette (Schenectady))
 
 
 
For those keeping track at home, it appears we've now arrived at envelopes on the 2020 shortage list
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(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
Bill & Ted virtually congratulate 2020 graduates because San Dimas High School football RULES
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(WMUR New Hampshire)
 
 
 
New Hampshire man determined to make his daughter the most hated person in high school
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(The Takeout)
 
 
 
Farkers should be able to knock this out of the park
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(The Takeout)
 
 
 
Farkers should be able to knock this out of the park
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(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
In the wake of the protests and unrest in Minneapolis, some of the best on-scene reporting has been done by...a sports anchor?
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Tue June 02, 2020
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Some of you may have had a Coronavirus relief event, but did you run five miles backwards as part of one?
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(CBR)
 
 
 
The good Quicksilver is joining the MCU
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Mon June 01, 2020
(Courier-Journal)
 
 
 
Kentucky Teacher of the Year arrested, shows why he is Kentucky Teacher of the Year
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Several cadets brought back for Trump's Abschlussadresse at West Point test positive for Covid-19
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
That time Donald "bunker" Trump boasted that he'd have rushed into Stoneman-Douglas High School during the shooting there
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"I am a minimalist who loves order; I have 4 kids, a 5th on the way. My oldest, 9, is creative and bright, but is prone to hoarding creative pictures, magazines she wants to read, and recycling she wants to use for art. How can I get her to stop?"
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Sun May 31, 2020
(Slate)
 
 
 
"I finally fixed the song Glory Days"
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(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
Here's some happy stuff in case you need a break from the crappy stuff
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Sat May 30, 2020
(Consequence of Sound)
 
 
 
Ranking all the Studio Ghibli movies from worst to best
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Fri May 29, 2020
(AP News)
 
 
 
U.S. Department of Education rules that transgender girls' participation in high school sports violates Title IX
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(Fox 13 Tampa Bay)
 
 
 
High school graduation checklist: cap, gown, mask, jet ski. Wait, what?
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"My first grader's teacher regularly hosts Zoom calls for class on the move; she once hosted a call traveling to a friend's house several states away, once helping her parents the next state over. The social distancing is awful. Should I report her?"
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
How different will schools look when they reopen?
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
How different will schools look when they reopen?
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
It's a tough call for minor league umpires this year. You could say they're being left out
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
This summer will break young Americans, who will remember their president Trump, the masks they had to wear, and even shelter-at-home
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
This summer will break young Americans, who will remember their president Trump, the masks they had to wear, and even shelter-at-home
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Thu May 28, 2020
(NJ.com)
 
 
 
NJ releases guidelines for in person graduations: Limited guests, face masks, no touching, no cap throwing, rectal temperature checks, no fart machines ... just wanted to see if you were still listening
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
NJ releases guidelines for in person graduations: Limited guests, face masks, no touching, no cap throwing, rectal temperature checks, no fart machines ... just wanted to see if you were still listening
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(Local10 WPLG)
 
 
 
Man spends 24 hours vandalizing high school. What's that you say? Florida? Yes, of course, he was naked
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(WHNT Huntsville)
 
 
 
Alabama school confirms student was COVID positive at graduation ceremony. That sound you hear is an army of lawyers putting on face masks
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"My granddaughter is getting married, and she apparently has no intention of inviting my best friend for over three decades who sends her money every birthday and Christmas. I'm outraged; can I boycott the wedding for this affront to civility?"
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(Fark and Schnitt)
 
 
 
On this week's Fark and Schnitt podcast, Todd recounts his Cannonball Run from NYC to Tampa in a U-Haul and Drew explains that when Kentucky Governor Beshear says he's not afraid of the Flu Klux Klan, it's because he's got the literal firepower to back it up
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(KIRO-7 Seattle)
 
 
 
Look, someone had to sink lower than the Sandy Hook Truthers, so this high school wrestling coach decided to "prove" that George Floyd couldn't have been killed by a cop kneeling on his neck
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(Wikipedia)
 
 
 
100 years today Joseph Taussig Jr. was born. As a 21 year old ensign he was officer of the deck on USS Nevada when the Japanese attacked
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Wed May 27, 2020
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Detectives are searching for a man who they allege broke into a high school and did $100,000 in damages. He was described as wearing his birthday suit and headphones
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Detectives are searching for a man who they allege broke into a high school and did $100,000 in damages. He was described as wearing his birthday suit and headphones
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Teacher gives students valuable lesson in commitment (to casual racism and masturbation jokes)
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"I've been sexting my wife's aunt lately. Is that wrong? Should I not do that?"
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Strange but true historical facts for each Top 25 college football team, including the marching band with two platinum records, Ohio State's prettiest homecoming queen, and "Little Poo Poo"
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(Jezebel)
 
 
 
The cameltoe: From faux-pas to fashion statement
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Tue May 26, 2020
(WREG Memphis)
 
 
 
Thieves break into concession stand at Arkansas sports complex, use it as personal kitchen
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Yes. Yes, it was
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(Atlas Obscura)
 
 
 
South Africa banned alcohol sales during lockdown. So of course everyone started making their own beer. Out of pineapples
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(My Northwest)
 
 
 
"Whether true or untrue, it's one of the funniest alibis I've ever read"
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Sun May 24, 2020
(The Hill)
 
 
 
University of Michigan president says if students aren't back on campus in the fall, there will be no football
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(Cleveland 19)
 
 
 
High school seniors thought they had everything taken away from them in their last year of high school, then suddenly HOAs
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Fri May 22, 2020
(Wikipedia)
 
 
 
It's Morrissey's birthday. Make him happy and cancel your plans
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Thu May 21, 2020
(The Verge)
 
 
 
Did you take the AP test online and use an iPhone to upload your HEIC-formatted photos? Have fun taking the test over
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(The Verge)
 
 
 
Did you take the AP test online and use an iPhone to upload your HEIC-formatted photos? Have fun taking the test over
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(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Siblings virtually graduate from law school and medical school on the same day, decide to visit grandfather at window of nursing home in caps and gowns, stir up a lot of dust
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(NFL)
 
 
 
A Shake Weight is a modified dumbbell that oscillates and was viral. Not saying it's a coincidence, but Rob Gronkowski apparently four shakes away from weight
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(NFL)
 
 
 
A Shake Weight is a modified dumbbell that oscillates and was viral. Not saying it's a coincidence, but Rob Gronkowski apparently four shakes away from weight
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(ARL Now)
 
 
 
Hey guys, wouldn't it be so much fun if we honored our graduating senior class by having a printer make a photo collage of the school logo, using the kids' faces as pixels? Looks like we have just enough minorities to shade in the black lines
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Does online learning really benefit kindergartners?
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Wed May 20, 2020
(CNN)
 
 
 
After their senior concert was canceled, the band directors went to all 85 seniors' houses to play each and every one of them the school fight song
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(The Ringer)
 
 
 
I'm what they might call a lifelong "early adopter." I grew up in a little town called Sunnyvale, California, smack dab in the middle of Silicon Valley. Both of my parents are engineers. -- Why is the lead of every Ringer article the writer's IG bio?
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(WQAD Quad Cities)
 
 
 
Elderly neighbors pass on advice to graduating high school seniors, like "Listen to your mom and dad," "Eat something sweet every day," "Be kind or you'll have to empty your own colostomy bag"
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(Zillow)
 
 
 
Santa Cruz sees Pennsylvania's nerdy house listing, raises with some rather crisp cryptozoological photos
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(WNEM Saginaw)
 
 
 
Happy 2020, Michigan. Dam
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Tue May 19, 2020
(Dallas Cowboys)
 
 
 
Hoping to continue his run on talent-stacked teams that underachieve, LeBron James considered playing for the Dallas Cowboys
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
"Star Trek Ages Terribly When It Tries to Be Contemporary"
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(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
The French find out the hard way that kids are not the best at keeping themselves clean
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(Fark and Schnitt)
 
 
 
Fark and Schnitt podcast drop day is moving to Wednesday folks, new one coming tomorrow. Last episode we interviewed Brooke Binkowski from Truth or Fiction about Plandemic and Jacob Wohl
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Bill O'Really: Trump is to Hydroxychloroquine now as Obama is to cocaine in high school
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(Laughing Squid)
 
 
 
This amazing artist takes burning things with a magnifying glass to audacious levels
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Mon May 18, 2020
(Zillow)
 
 
 
Do you like fun and adventure? Don't let the boring facade of this 3 bedroom and one bath listing in Pittsburgh fool you, take a look at the batshiat insanity hidden inside
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Meghan Markle is apparently a ghost and haunts her high school friend. Or did I read that wrong?
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Meghan Markle is apparently a ghost and haunts her high school friend. Or did I read that wrong?
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Sun May 17, 2020
(Decider)
 
 
 
Morty misses his English class for another adventure with Rick, which is hard to believe that an interstellar adventure is more essential than the most critical class in high school. Rick and Morty, "The Vat of Acid," 11:30PM ET on Cartoon Network
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Sat May 16, 2020
(BBC)
 
 
 
UK teachers: "Don't reopen schools." School leaders: "Don't reopen schools." Doctors: "Don't reopen schools." Government: "Stop squabbling between yourselves so we can settle on a plan to reopen schools"
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Frank Welker's body of voiceover work includes the just-released Scoob, Fred Jones, Abu the Monkey from Aladdin, Smokey Bear, Garfield, Kermit the Frog, Woody's horse, Bullseye, and Curious George. Unmentioned: a pistol-shaped villain. WTF, WaPo?
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(Local10 WPLG)
 
 
 
Deputy fired for not responding on-scene to 2018 Parkland high school mass shooting reinstated with full back pay, seniority. "When he arrived the murderer was still in the building firing shots off and he did nothing, he just waited behind his car"
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Congratulations on graduating high school. It's all downhill from here
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Congratulations on graduating high school. It's all downhill from here
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Fri May 15, 2020
(USA Today)
 
 
 
The latest political flashpoint that has nothing to do with politics? Graduation ceremonies
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
The latest political flashpoint that has nothing to do with politics? Graduation ceremonies
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(Fox 8 Cleveland)
 
 
 
Seniors pose for socially-distanced photo in front of high school destroyed in tornado, in photo that perfectly captures the world today
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(WCVB Boston)
 
 
 
Prom photographer needs camera with autofocus
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(WCVB Boston)
 
 
 
Prom photographer needs camera with autofocus
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Thu May 14, 2020
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
"Disinformation begins at home" a study of Coronavirus and disinformation in local communities
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
The College Board has one job: Give AP Exams to high school students. With exams administered online this year, about 2% of students are experiencing "Significant Disruptions" AFTER they finish and are told their only option is a make-up exam
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"My sixth grader is moodier than normal during the lockdown. She does all her homework, but then she'll watch The Office on Netflix for a few hours and won't do anything else. Will Scott's Tots scar her? How can I motivate her to read or go outside?"
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(Vox)
 
 
 
Twenty-five great cartoons to begin streaming now
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Wed May 13, 2020
(PennLive)
 
 
 
Alleged rapist who was released from jail due to Covid-19 then had standoff with police. Decided fireworks would bring a little levity. It did not work out as he anticipated
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
Not YOU, of course, but average Americans (possible nsfw content on page)
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Tue May 12, 2020
(SoraNews24)
 
 
 
Poor social crotch distancing, closed schools raise teen pregnancy risks in Japan, hospital says
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(Fox 43 Pennsylvania)
 
 
 
Here's why people can't stop playing video games like 'Animal Crossing,' according to science
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(Patheos)
 
 
 
After counting the money in the church collection plates, 105 Ohio ministers write letters to schools demanding that Yoga classes be terminated. They won
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(Kentucky Sports Radio)
 
 
 
Just because senior graduation ceremonies are canceled doesn't mean senior pranks are off the board
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Mon May 11, 2020
(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Those drive-by celebrations for birthdays and other milestones? Yeah, New Jersey State Police's superintendent Col. Buzzkill is not a fan
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(Times Union)
 
 
 
"Family game night is here to stay" - Quarantine has brought families closer together, do we have to make a game of it?
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
While at Duke, Zion Williamson may have been given a small portion of what he's worth. NCAA sucks
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Sun May 10, 2020
(Fox 10 Mobile)
 
 
 
"I built shelving in our church's thrift store as my Eagle Scout project. What did you do for yours?" "I sunk a shrimp boat"
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Sat May 09, 2020
(Port City Daily)
 
 
 
Vigilante mob thinks it's the 1920s again
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
We need to put the young whippersnappers into national service. Americorps needs to be done now in these coronavirus times
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Shoeless Joe Jackson baseball card from 1910 sells for $492,000. Say it ain't so, Joe
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Thu May 07, 2020
(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
Before he tried to invade Venezuela, Jordan Goudreau wanted to embed special forces in schools disguised as "cool shop" teachers to say "'Hey, what's up, fellas" to kids playing Dungeons and Dragons alone
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"How am I supposed to motivate my children to do their homework when school is now pass-fail?"
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Stoya: I have been with my husband for 25 years. I love my husband unconditionally, and I know that he loves me unconditionally. The problem is we have never ever had sex. He takes Viagra to feel like a man but doesn't use it. What can I do?"
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Wed May 06, 2020
(Fark and Schnitt)
 
 
 
Fark and Schnitt podcast: Peter Sagal tells us about surviving both the Boston Marathon Bombing and the LA Riots, as well his guess as to when things will return to normal. Plus, the secret strange connection between Fark and Wait Wait... Don't Tell Me is finally revealed
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Tue May 05, 2020
(Slate)
 
 
 
Apparently Donald Trump claimed to be so good at baseball, he could have turned pro. You may be shocked to know that Donnie has been lying all this time. I know, say it ain't so Joe Dumbaggio
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Chief judge of DC Court of Appeals has asked CJ Roberts to assign a formal investigation into whether McConnell unethically pressured a sitting judge to retire so McConnell could install his protege Justin Walker
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(The Cut)
 
 
 
To get through the pandemic curse / Just pick up a few lines of verse / Remember a rhyme / 'Cause we've got all the time / Until it goes from bad to hearse
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Mon May 04, 2020
(Politico)
 
 
 
Governor Cuomo announces that schools' out for the summer in New Jersey ... Oh wait, that's Governor Murphy. It only feels like Andy speaks for everyone in these parts
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Another thing black people can't do without getting shot: Jogging
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(Daily Gazette (Schenectady))
 
 
 
What do you do when you've spent years preparing to open a restaurant and a raging global health pandemic hits, wiping out the industry? For the owners of one Upstate NY cafe, the answer is, you keep going
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Sat May 02, 2020
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Some high school graduations will take place at NASCAR tracks, where students literally crossing the finish line to receive their diplomas
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Fri May 01, 2020
(NBC News)
 
 
 
"A handful of kids have developed dangerous inflammation around the heart and other organs. It's similar to a rare condition called Kawasaki disease." Yamaha, Honda, Suzuki diseases unavailable for comment
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Thu April 30, 2020
(CNBC)
 
 
 
How 'the lasagna guys' collected $1.26 million in donations to feed NYC's hospital workers. It's a layered, but quite satisfying tale
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
How 'the lasagna guys' collected $1.26 million in donations to feed NYC's hospital workers. It's a layered, but quite satisfying tale
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"Is it acceptable to have my children do their homework in bed? Or any room in the house?"
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Stoya: Every time I have sex with my partner, I fantasize about his hot friend joining us. Should I bring up the idea of a threesome or just let it go?"
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Wed April 29, 2020
(Fox 4 KC)
 
 
 
Kansas City, Kansas public schools to hold graduations at drive-in movie theater
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Journalistic shortcuts hurt - even unintentional ones
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(Fark and Schnitt)
 
 
 
On this week's episode of Fark and Schnitt, Drew and Todd get down to the bottom of the nation-wide French Fry shortage. Plus a deep dive on the Florida Man who told Trump it was OK to drink bleach and the current media meta on Schrödinger's Kim Jung Un
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(CNN)
 
 
 
That black light poster you had in high school just came to life... Again
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(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
Charles Custer, who photo-documented Route 66 more than 70 years ago, dies at age 91. (With pics)
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Tue April 28, 2020
(CBS New York)
 
 
 
NYC says F this to giving students F grades this semester
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Susan Collins puts the (R) in worst
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(WCAX Vermont)
 
 
 
Trump, having gone 30 minutes without saying something stupid, urges states to consider opening schools before summer
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Mon April 27, 2020
(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
Stockholm may reach herd immunity to Covid-19 sometime next month, official says while sweating and looking around nervously
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Happy Birthday Kate - Our B-52 is B-72 today
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"My husband and I are working from home during the pandemic, looking after our 3-year-old and 4-month-old daughters. The baby's easy; our oldest requires constant attention & won't stop talking. How do I deal with a toddler extrovert while working?"
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Sun April 26, 2020
(Fox 5 New York)
 
 
 
"Quarantine fatigue" is finally starting to set in for frustrated parents who are now giving up on home schooling
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(Fox 5 New York)
 
 
 
"Quarantine fatigue" is finally starting to set in for frustrated parents who are now giving up on home schooling
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(Zillow)
 
 
 
This place has everything. It's got good bones for your own personal justice league, and plenty of room if you'd prefer for your henchmen. Also lots of pool space for your sharks or gators
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Sat April 25, 2020
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Pandemic or not, I shall have my rally crowd
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Fri April 24, 2020
(Fark and Schnitt)
 
 
 
On the Fark and Schnitt podcast: An interview with Brooke Binkowski from TruthOrFiction.com, formerly of Snopes. She's a conspiracy theory connoisseur and she has an interesting observation about what might be driving the current crop of Covid-related dumbassery
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Back to the Future screenwriter finally explains why George and Lorraine don't remember Calvin Klein
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Back to the Future screenwriter finally explains why George and Lorraine don't remember Calvin Klein
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Thu April 23, 2020
(Mid Hudson News)
 
 
 
12-year-old describes the horrors of being quarantined with a bagpiper
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(The Ringer)
 
 
 
LeBron surpasses Kobe, Kobe dies, neither one of them can get better ratings than 20 year old MJ footage
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Wed April 22, 2020
(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Now batting for the Oakland A's, #23, Michael Jordan
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(Pittsburgh Tribune-Review)
 
 
 
Old and busted: quarterback playing on special teams. New hotness: linebacker returning kickoffs
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Tue April 21, 2020
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Police admit that it's unlikely that anybody would go within six feet of the flag-caped diaper man
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(Ask A Manager)
 
 
 
Telling a coworker over 40 who breaks three laptops in a month that what they're doing isn't correct? Age discrimination. Tag is for HR
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(Fark and Schnitt)
 
 
 
Drew gives an update on the Fark revenue situation - tl;dr it's still bad. We also discuss the end of Pennsylvania's sober hordes marauding in nearby states, and special guest Brooke Binkowski gives us an overview of Covid conspiracy theories
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Mon April 20, 2020
(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
You can't spell 420 without 311
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Will the Coronavirus Quarantine mess your children up for life?
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(The Week)
 
 
 
When there's nothing to look forward to and time stands still, what can we do?
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(The Week)
 
 
 
When there's nothing to look forward to and time stands still, what can we do?
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Sat April 18, 2020
(IndyStar)
 
 
 
On March 6, a week before sports came to a screeching halt, 2,000 people packed a gym in Indiana to watch state sectional basketball. Now over a month later, five of them are dead from coronavirus. and dozens more sickened. This is their story
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
As if we haven't suffered enough, high school student performs bagpipe tribute for COVID-19 victims
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Fri April 17, 2020
(The Ringer)
 
 
 
The NBA has dug a shallow grave for the NCAA. Top college prospect Jalen Green decided to skip all the college offers, load the gun, and play in the NBA G-League for 500k a year minimum. NBA last seen taking the NCAA out back with Green
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(Fark and Schnitt)
 
 
 
On this week's episode, Drew talks more about digital media's industry-wide pandemic ad revenue crash and what it will take for Fark to survive. Also clues to the next big story of the pandemic, along with some good old-fashioned morons being morons
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Thu April 16, 2020
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Nick Offerman talks about being confused with Ron Swanson. "'I brought my shotgun to your comedy show and it turns out you're a total snowflake"
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Despite the devastation wrought in the entertainment industry by the Coronavirus, Seaworld rewards its employees with almost $7 million in bonuses. Well, six employees to be precise, it laid off 90% of the other 16,700 people it employs
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(TwinCities.com)
 
 
 
Experts warn that those Facebook trends of sharing your old yearbook photo, first dog's name, street where you grew up, favorite password, etc might be dangerous
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(Vox)
 
 
 
Dependents ages 17 to 24 won't get stimulated
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
How's Sweden doing with its coronavirus non-distancing? Well, at this rate, Ikea will start offering the Köffin
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Wed April 15, 2020
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Germany begins preparations for invasion of Poland. Wait, I meant they are ready to slowly "open their economy", if you know what I mean
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
How to keep your kids engaged with learning while dealing with the stimulus of being at home
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Tue April 14, 2020
(Independent Tribune)
 
 
 
Subby isn't sure what's weirder with this picture: The seemingly erased head of a girl, the confederate flag draped from a bull statue's horns, or that apparently, a high school student would show up at school this month
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(WWLTV New Orleans)
 
 
 
Louisiana schools will remain closed for the school year. In 20 years the U.S.A. will be run by people who were homeschooled by day drinkers
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
All the other kids with the pumped up kicks, You'd better run, better run, out run my gun
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
All the other kids with the pumped up kicks, You'd better run, better run, out run my gun
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Mon April 13, 2020
(Deadline)
 
 
 
Netflix decides to order a Korean zombie series that promises a "fresh take" on the undead
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Sun April 12, 2020
(Daily Dot)
 
 
 
This is the mom we all need
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(Jewish Daily Forward)
 
 
 
Hospital clowns sure do look different with facemasks on
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(TwinCities.com)
 
 
 
Come for Star Wars Peeps, stay for Boss Ross Peep in this 16th annual Peeps diorama contest
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(Reason Magazine)
 
 
 
"In hindsight, allowing high school dropouts to borrow federally guaranteed money in order to attend for-profit colleges was disastrous"
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Sat April 11, 2020
(NPR)
 
 
 
NYC Mayor Bill de Blasio: "Due to the pandemic, all NYC public schools will be closed for the remainder of the school year." Gov. Andrew Cuomo: "Oh, I don't think so"
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Fri April 10, 2020
(CBR)
 
 
 
And now, the next Disney film to get the live-action remake treatment is......*sigh* Robin Hood. Difficulty - a ANTHRO CGI live-action remake
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(Den Of Geek)
 
 
 
"Schitt's Creek: The Best Episodes"
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(The Nation)
 
 
 
Meet Trump's replacement for Brett Kavanaugh's old seat, a judge with almost no judicial experience, who hates the ACA and is rated as "unqualified" by the ABA. No word if he likes beer or not
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(Mercury News)
 
 
 
Student running for student body President shows a video depicting Muslims as terrorists. Muslims in that school feel unsafe. School stands up for their Muslim students. Now the school must pay $665,000 to the bigot. The Aristocrats
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Governor mulling over opening schools because 'Coronavirus doesn't seem to threaten kids'. Yup, Florida
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Thu April 09, 2020
(LAD Bible)
 
 
 
Keanu Reeves doppelganger is breathtaking
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
As ol' Betsy commands her largest yacht through seas of American education responsibility it is arrrgh a billion for the profiteering pirates to be most stimulated
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Wed April 08, 2020
(Bothell-Kenmore Reporter)
 
 
 
Washington State students will not return to school this school year, in administrative decision that runs schools out of snow days until some time in 2078
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(OK Whatever)
 
 
 
This woman wants you to send her a nude. To paint, that is, and then drop in the mail to a stranger (NSFW)
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(Fark and Schnitt)
 
 
 
This week's episode is a tad more serious than we'd like, with Todd living in the NYC hot zone. Still we manage to cover McDonalds workers becoming strippers, towns that think leaf blowers transmit covid, and what America 2.0 might look like
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(CBR)
 
 
 
Bruce Wayne is a rich and brooding orphan who is resourceful, smart and still reeling from the loss of his parents. And Asian-American
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Tue April 07, 2020
(Fox5 DC)
 
 
 
Well that didn't take too long now, did it?
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(New Zealand Herald)
 
 
 
NZ is delivering computers to students who can't afford them, and an educational TV channel is being set up to provide lessons
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Mon April 06, 2020
(My Fox 8 Greensboro)
 
 
 
Teacher writes uplifting chalk messages on students' driveways, hopefully won't be turned into a chalk outline by a freaked-out parent
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Bobby Mitchell, Washington Redskin great who was the first African-American to sign with the team, dies at age 84
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Sun April 05, 2020
(MSN)
 
 
 
TV networks and online sportsbooks are hoping that older sports fans and gambling addicts find redneck soap operas and NBA2K sessions an acceptable substitute for live televised sports
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Sat April 04, 2020
(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Subby and her roommate are resorting to self care during the plague. Do you have tips for barbering your own hair? Those of you with short hair, did you buy clippers? For longer hair, how do you tackle the back? Bald people can just sit down and STFU
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(Business Insider (Australia))
 
 
 
Blue shop towels are the next thing people will start hoarding
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Fri April 03, 2020
(ARL Now)
 
 
 
Condo Karen calls cops on neighbor for: A) loud music, B) cooking smells, or C) running a CDC-compliant drive-through COVID-19 testing center in the parking lot?
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(Fark and Schnitt)
 
 
 
Todd takes the spotlight, describes living half a block from a field hospital in Central Park. Mobile morgue units, police-enforced social distancing, but also 7pm city-wide cheers for responders. Tales from the NYC hot zone
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Thu April 02, 2020
(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
Of course it only took a couple days for someone to go and Florida up a virtual classroom
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
NCAA sports programs brace for financial crisis, may need to cut pay 100% for all athletes
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
College during coronavirus: A rapping professor, a cat in class, a demand that grades for the semester be pass/fail, pornography on Zoom ... wait, what?
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"How can I keep my child's teacher's Zoom meetings from being unmitigated disasters?"
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"How can I keep my child's teacher's Zoom meetings from being unmitigated disasters?"
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"My fiancé and I are social distancing with my parents. We're in a relatively unaffected state in a large rural county with fewer than 35 cases. My parents keep doing errands daily; it worries us. It angers my fiancé; can he force them to stop?"
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(Reason Magazine)
 
 
 
Cops who arrested Stormy Daniels are now part of an even bigger bust
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Wed April 01, 2020
(Orange County Register)
 
 
 
No end in sight for these Mickey Mouse restrictions
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"How are we to cope knowing our senior years in college and high school have suddenly become stagnant with no closure?"
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
What happens when daydreaming replaces reality?
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Tue March 31, 2020
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Now that we are using Zoom for school, meetings, religious services and high school reunions, NY Attorney General questions their privacy polices, why God needs a starship
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Mon March 30, 2020
(Fark and Schnitt)
 
 
 
We're recording a new episode of Fark and Schnitt tonight, reposting the most recent episode to highlight the changes NYC has undergone in just one week. Also in this episode Drew sounds the alarm about Fark and the next few weeks - tl;dr sign up for TotalFark ASAP
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(Ultimate Classic Rock)
 
 
 
Which bands from high school do you still listen to? Young Farkers can get right off my lawn
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Sat March 28, 2020
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Our brains can't handle the rapidity of Coronavirus
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Our brains can't handle the rapidity of Coronavirus
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(Military.com)
 
 
 
Chuck Norris was born 80 years ago, but his 50th birthday is still avoiding him
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Fri March 27, 2020
(USA Today)
 
 
 
High school wrestler breaches social distancing to stop a kidnapping
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(Patch)
 
 
 
This one time at virtual band camp I played with 500 other county school musicians
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(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
Todd Rundgren, Joe Walsh and Daryl Hall are giving all Democratic candidates Just One Victory for free
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"My son is 4-and-a-half years old and autistic. He has only been speaking for the last year, and it has been absolutely amazing to see his progress from nonverbal to sassy. Movies and screen time helped, but my mother-in-law is critical. What do?"
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Yeah, I'll have a #1 with a Coke and a apple pie, oh and by the way you're class Valedictorian
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Yeah, I'll have a #1 with a Coke and a apple pie, oh and by the way you're class Valedictorian
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Thu March 26, 2020
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Doctors treating covid-19 patients are writing their own wills
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(Winston-Salem Journal)
 
 
 
Curly has passed. Sad trombone plays Sweet Georgia Brown
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(WTAE)
 
 
 
Old and Busted: Teaching via Zoom. New Hotness: Teaching via a radio station. Fark: AM Radio
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(Interesting Engineering)
 
 
 
Much like some religion, politicians, and Dell Computers, this "floating table" holds itself up by its own strings
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"My spouse and I are both working from home during quarantine; our 3 and 4 year-old children are with us. Their preschool expects us to keep them on the same schedule. Is this even feasible?"
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"My fiancée and I grew up in the same small city. We went to different high schools but attended the same college; my mother did some digging and found out we're second cousins. How can I stop the jokes?"
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Wed March 25, 2020
(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Stoya: I go to a public high school, where sex is discussed frequently. For religious and ethical reasons, don't want to have sex until I'm married. My friends say I'm a prude and need to be progressive and have sex. Should I give in?"
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Tue March 24, 2020
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Yes you are working from home but you're really not working, so here's 80 minutes of Seinfeld bloopers
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(Springfield News-Leader)
 
 
 
To let their students know they are missed, local elementary school teachers parade through the students neighborhoods
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Mon March 23, 2020
(CNN)
 
 
 
As if they really needed this, here is an introvert's guide to social distancing. tl;tr - carry on
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(Say Good Bligh)
 
 
 
Would you prefer to live in a less populated area? All your questions answered as to how to relocate to Pitcairn, one of the most isolated Islands in the world
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
On this first day of online classes, my daughter is quickly discovering she has been transferred to a very bad home school. How is your home school doing parents?
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"My youngest child is a senior this year; he finally made varsity in his sport and was looking forward to the spring activities. But, Coronavirus canceled everything--and could impact graduation. How can I help him get over his disappointment?"
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"My youngest child is a senior this year; he finally made varsity in his sport and was looking forward to the spring activities. But, Coronavirus canceled everything--and could impact graduation. How can I help him get over his disappointment?"
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(KTSM)
 
 
 
A teacher helps redefine a "drive-by" in these uncertain times
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Sat March 21, 2020
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Brady gets Godwined
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Fri March 20, 2020
(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Warner Bros. calls an audible, options Ben Affleck sports movie "The Way Back" out of theaters to VOD
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(Fark and Schnitt)
 
 
 
When we recorded this episode Monday night Todd's story about evacuating his kids and dogs out of Manhattan last weekend seemed like a bit much, but just four days later looks that was a great call. Also Drew goes over new marching orders for Fark
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Thu March 19, 2020
(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
Social distancing never sounded so good
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"Do I need to homeschool my children when they're home from school during the Coronavirus quarantine? I'm not that good at math"
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(We Are the Mighty)
 
 
 
Chuck Norris has a national holiday named after him (it's called "his birthday"), and 20 other "Chuck Norris-isms"
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Wed March 18, 2020
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
The Z in Generation Z stands for Zoom
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
The Z in Generation Z stands for Zoom
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(Wikipedia)
 
 
 
Mike Rowe's blowing out 58 candles today. It's a dirty job, but somebody's got to do it
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"My son is 17; he's due to start college in the fall, but his girlfriend got a severe medical diagnosis and had surgeries. He was set to go into a university program but wants to wait for her. He's changed since dating her. Should I let him wait?"
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(Inc)
 
 
 
"The thing you do obsessively between age 13 and 18, that's the thing you have the most chance of being world-class at." Ummm, Bill, that's pretty awkward in Subby's case
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(Inc)
 
 
 
"The thing you do obsessively between age 13 and 18, that's the thing you have the most chance of being world-class at." Ummm, Bill, that's pretty awkward in Subby's case
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(Vox)
 
 
 
While everyone is paying attention to the global coronavirus pandemic, Idaho passed a bill that requires female athletes to undergo sex testing if they're suspected of being trans
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Tue March 17, 2020
(KSNT Topeka)
 
 
 
Kansas: School's Out. Wait, I thought that was Alice Cooper?
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(NPR)
 
 
 
State by state rundown of Shut Down Everything
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Mon March 16, 2020
(CBS News)
 
 
 
Parents suffering crippling anxiety from spending time with their children
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Sun March 15, 2020
(NYPost)
 
 
 
DeBlasio surrenders. NYC schools to close
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(Some School Guy)
 
 
 
Whelp, largest school district in Arizona just cancelled all classes tomorrow. 64,000 students and their families directly affected
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"I've been an avid reader since childhood. I hate reading out loud to my kid; the notion of having to pronounce each word slowly enough to follow along with a finger is interminable to me, to say nothing of when she reads to me. Am I a bad parent?"
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Fri March 13, 2020
(Food and Wine)
 
 
 
School lunch programs will continue during coronavirus closures. Which is good and all, but haven't these kids suffered enough already?
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Thu March 12, 2020
(CBS Sacramento)
 
 
 
In Tennessee, people spray their kids with disinfectant so that they don't catch coronavirus. Also works on skeeters
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"Since high school, I thought my dad was cheating on my mom; I saw computer tabs open that made it seem he was in an open relationship. They almost divorced but a health scare made him stay. He wants me to meet his girlfriend; am I right to say no?"
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(KKTV Colorado Springs)
 
 
 
If you're the parent who sent your kid to middle school with a bag of THC-laced candy to hand out to its classmates, Commerce City, CO police would like to have a little chat with you
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"My son is a freshman in our default public high school. It is one of the highest rated in the district and state with major extracurriculars and technology. My son hates it; he says his classmates are entitled dicks.They're rich; we're not what do?"
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"My son is a freshman in our default public high school. It is one of the highest rated in the district and state with major extracurriculars and technology. My son hates it; he says his classmates are entitled dicks.They're rich; we're not what do?"
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(The Coloradoan)
 
 
 
I think a case can be made for a lack of offensive support after goalie faces an 85-3