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Tue August 04, 2020
(Fox 7 Austin)
 
 
 
If a tree falls on your house, does your insurance company deny the claim since they didn't hear it fall?
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Sat August 01, 2020
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
"If you don't put that mask on RIGHT NOW so help me, I'm going to turn this plane right around.: No Ok, HERE WE GO"
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Fri June 26, 2020
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Trump: "I will protect preexisting conditions." Also Trump: "Hey, SCOTUS. Can you help me get rid of these preexisting conditions protections? Thanks"
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Fri June 19, 2020
(MetalSucks)
 
 
 
"The dispatcher said she'd wait about 90 minutes for help to arrive, but she ended up only waiting a fraction of that time when a white man with shaved head & covered in tattoos, pulled up behind her and offered to help" But wait, there's more
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Tue June 02, 2020
(StudyFinds)
 
 
 
Very good Doggies will always have your back , well most of the time
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Sun April 26, 2020
(10TV Columbus)
 
 
 
Relax, nurse. You head on in to work. I got this here
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Fri April 17, 2020
(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
Virgin soon to make it to first base 🚀 Soyuz production catches the virus 🚀 Hobbits steal a rocket launch from Europe 🚀 Help me Boris Johnson, you're my only hope 🚀 Your Rocket Report still can't afford low, low insurance costs for flying SpaceX
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Sun April 12, 2020
(Rojak Daily)
 
 
 
Malaysians build pleasure pods to help medical workers. Oh wait, sorry... "pressure" pods. Well, that's just disappointing, but okay, yay for them
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Sat April 11, 2020
(Reuters)
 
 
 
A worldwide oil production deal is stalled by a bitter disagreement between Mexico and Saudi Arabia, which is like some kind of... I don't know, Saudi stalemate? Somebody help me out here
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