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Fri January 27, 2023
		Man who faked his own death because he was curious as to who would show up at his funeral has to be curious no more, all his family and friends hate him now source: odditycentral.com \| share:	33
		Woke yoke is making US broke, that's the joke source: rollingstone.com \| share:	96

Thu January 26, 2023
		It's Hearts and Hooves day, and Izzy is okay, but the rest of Maretime Bay may not survive it. It's My Little Pony: Tell Your Tale - Secret Ad-Mare-Er, where love in the air and is contributing to Climate Change source: equestriadaily.com \| share:	6
		The heartbreaking note on the dog now at the McKamey Animal Center in Chattanooga, Tennessee, read, "Please love me. My mom can't keep me and is homeless with 2 kids." Don't fret, though, the owner was found, and proper arrangements are being made source: charlotteobserver.com \| share:	6
		Citing a high probablity that their fans won't be able to tell them apart, the Black Eyed Peas sue a Pooping Unicorn source: variety.com \| share:	36
		Elmo: I know in my heart that I'm funny source: twitter.com \| share:	140

Wed January 25, 2023
		For reasons that have absolutely nothing at all to do with Fox News Corp. being on the verge of being sued into oblivion by Dominion, Rupert Murdoch has had a sudden change of heart about merging it with Fox Corp source: cnbc.com \| share:	1

Tue January 24, 2023
		Services offered by Canada Post: mail delivery, promotional fliers, making doubly sure that your mother is good and cremated source: cbc.ca \| share:	18
		Viagra makes a man stiff, but less likely to become one source: sciencealert.com \| share:	20

Mon January 23, 2023
		Tornadoes? In my brain's blood vessels? It's more likely than you think source: medicalxpress.com \| share:	6

Sun January 22, 2023
		In case you needed to get your heart racing source: twitter.com \| share:	117
		Twitter apparently hearts sex traffickers source: buzzfeednews.com \| share:	37

Sat January 21, 2023
		Newsweek pulls Trump's greatest hits out of the cutout bin. 'Oh Hillary' and 'Barak around the clock' don't stand the test of time. 'Biden my time' remix and 'My vaccinated heart' fail to chart source: newsweek.com \| share:	57

Thu January 19, 2023
		Dennis the Menace artist dies. Not him, the other one source: theguardian.com \| share:	30
		Roland Emmerich to ruin the gladiator genre, Anthony Hopkins' career source: empireonline.com \| share:	7
		Two days after sacking Davide Nicola as their manager, Serie A side Salernirana appoint new manager Davide Nicola source: bbc.com \| share:	4

Wed January 18, 2023
		"My wife's lover described her as dynamite in bed; but with me she's one of those little white pop thingies you give young kids on the 4th of July that are duds half the time. What gives?" (possible nsfw content on page) source: thesun.co.uk \| share:	24
		The Journal of Too Good To Be True has just released their masterpiece source: futurism.com \| share:	16

Tue January 17, 2023
(Morse code)		Wife pines to be loved by her husband as much as he loves Josh Allen source: newyorkupstate.com \| share:	5
		Kevin Spacey given lifetime achievement award source: metro.co.uk \| share:	14

Mon January 16, 2023
		Subby is actually against using AR-15s to hunt deer because .223/5.56 is basically a hopped up 22 long rifle and how many deer will end up being left to rot because most deer hunters would have a heart attack if they had to track a deer for 600 yards source: mediaite.com \| share:	199
		Protein injections could finally repair muscle after a heart attack, give you another heart attack depending on the size of the needle source: interestingengineering.com \| share:	12
		The puck stopped here source: cbc.ca \| share:	22

Sun January 15, 2023
		Things you may find in a Tennessee high school: old math books, pencils, questionable cafeteria food, a hit list source: wbbjtv.com \| share:	30
		Clouds, on the outside they're all puffy and soft but on the inside beats the heart of a Hallmark Channel serial killer source: theguardian.com \| share:	30

Fri January 13, 2023
		C'mon Farkers. Have a heart. Let's put together a gofundme for this guy source: cnbc.com \| share:	6

Thu January 12, 2023
		Ohio couple: We can FA to our hearts' content and never FO because we're sovereign citizens. Prosecution and judge: Frankly we're surprised you didn't try to eat these documents before you turned them in source: vice.com \| share:	65
(Some Guy)		Lisa Marie Presley rushed to Heartbreak Hotel source: tonyortega.substack.com \| share:	48
		Your Fark Madlib for today: _A ____ Florida ____ Captures Hearts by ____ a ____ 400-Pound ______ source: msn.com \| share:	8

Wed January 11, 2023
		Subby had his penis in a book once, too, but then he was asked to leave the library and never return source: slate.com \| share:	10
		Your next contestants on Worst Parents Ever come to you from clapclapclapclap* deep in the heart of Texas [warning: disturbing content] source: komonews.com \| share:	118
		Come say hello to Zeus, a very special "doggo" looking for a home that can accommodate all of the love in his great big heart source: komonews.com \| share:	3

Tue January 10, 2023
		After cratering 64% last year Meta is now most liked, poked mega-cap internet stock source: msn.com \| share:	12

Mon January 09, 2023
		"I ended up doing an origami heart out of the $20 and dusting it with glitter. Then I took a pair of Barbie shoes and stamped a glitter walking path on her nightstand" source: mirror.co.uk \| share:	39
		Covid is the Elvis Presley of viruses. Even after you think it's gone, it is everywhere, and it's still the king source: sciencealert.com \| share:	63
		"My fiancé wants to bonk his ex-girlfriend one last time - and said I can join in or watch. What do?" (possible nsfw content on page) source: dailystar.co.uk \| share:	25
		Fifty of the most foul, cruel, and bad-tempered canines you'll ever set eyes on have been fixed and are ready to shiver their way into your heart source: eastbaytimes.com \| share:	3

Sat January 07, 2023
		Don't swim in yellow canals [Graphic pic] source: arstechnica.com \| share:	45

Fri January 06, 2023
		In the very early running for the most Philly story of 2023 source: 6abc.com \| share:	35
(Black Enterprise)		Hey, looky what lil' Georgie "white power hand signs" Santos gets up to when he's not busy being the first man to walk on the moon or performing open-heart surgery on himself source: blackenterprise.com \| share:	47
		Famous potatoes on Idaho Supreme Court rule fetal heartbeat abortion ban and other anti-choice laws legal source: thehill.com \| share:	44

Thu January 05, 2023
		Woman finds teddy bear with human ashes inside. No word if it started talking in strange voices to her source: whnt.com \| share:	32
		The cute is too much - security camera records a raccoon trying to catch snowflakes source: petapixel.com \| share:	7

Wed January 04, 2023
(traubfuneralhome.com)		It is with a very heavy heart that I must inform you that Sue McAnulty (puggysmom on Fark) passed away earlier this week following a courageous 12 year battle with cancer. She will be dearly missed by all of us, but will live in our hearts and souls forever source: traubfuneralhome.com \| share:	90
		Nun meets cute with friar, both realize monastic life sucks and decide to marry source: bbc.com \| share:	72

Tue January 03, 2023
		D'oh! Chris Ledesma, music editor for The Simpsons, has died source: yahoo.com \| share:	6

Sat December 31, 2022
		Ha Ha gets his last laugh in the NFL source: popculture.com \| share:	15

Fri December 30, 2022
		Sometimes Mother Nature is heartless: Man loses heart transplant chance after flight is canceled amid extreme winter storm source: cnn.com \| share:	13

Thu December 29, 2022
		Congrats, you have aggressive lung cancer. Sorry, meant to say Merry Christmas. Only some of you have aggressive lung cancer. We good? source: metro.co.uk \| share:	24

Tue December 27, 2022
		JJ Watt leaves football as a Cardinal, enters retirement as a Saint source: abc15.com \| share:	34
		What's worse than "Why bless your heart"? "That's nice" source: youtube.com \| share:	21
		Sure they broke into our restaurant and stole 'about $1,000' but they didn't damage our stove or the orders we had ready for Christmas Eve says glass half full restaurant owner source: wnep.com \| share:	11

Mon December 26, 2022
		Old and busted: The Boulevard of Broken Dreams. New hotness: The Museum of the Broken-Hearted source: dailymail.co.uk \| share:	17
		Man accused of taking CPR classes at Cutlery World source: kiro7.com \| share:	13

Sun December 25, 2022
(Some Guy)		Baby formula shortages expected to continue into 2023 because no one anticipated so many people would have sex last April source: denver7.com \| share:	56

Sat December 24, 2022
		Buzzfeed presents, "Back in MY day" source: buzzfeed.com \| share:	21
		"I love seeing updates on her. She looks like she's settled in and getting as many cuddles as she wants. When I saw that she was getting adopted, I cried a little bit. I'm so happy for her and her new family." Merry Christmas and welcome to Caturday source: thedodo.com \| share:	1517

Fri December 23, 2022
(Some Gal)		So, anyone have advice for thawing a wild goose? source: harvestyourown.ca \| share:	34
		If you had to give up coffee, who'd want to live anyway? source: yahoo.com \| share:	21
		Ten-foot nutcracker stolen. Police on the lookout for people targeting four-foot nuts source: wcvb.com \| share:	16
		Methromancer's ability check fails source: azfamily.com \| share:	25
(Some Guy)		Benny Hinn (who still refuses to report how much money his church makes): You can either give your heart to the church or your family. Not both source: ng.opera.news \| share:	79
		I can't drive 55 source: reddit.com \| share:	27

Thu December 22, 2022
		He's right, you know. Tag because he's freaking Bob freakin Dylan source: businessinsider.com \| share:	59
		New genomic variants associated with CHIP identified. DORITO, CHEEZ DOODLE, PRETZEL, still pure source: medicalxpress.com \| share:	0
		How can you not love a goose named Gord Downy? source: cbc.ca \| share:	13

Wed December 21, 2022
		Today's FARK-ready headline : Ang Lee Had to 'Mediate' the 'Friction' between Jake Gyllenhaal and Heath Ledger During 'Brokeback Mountain' source: indiewire.com \| share:	30
		Drinking two or more cups of coffee daily may double the risk of heart death in people with severe hypertension. Drinking less may double the risk of those around people with severe hypertension source: finance.yahoo.com \| share:	10

Tue December 20, 2022
		Why'd you clutch your chest and ask for help if you didn't want jail, Mr. Heart Attack Victim? source: al.com \| share:	116
		Dutch Prime Minister Mark Rutte: Please accept my heartfelt apology for my nation's role in the slave trade. Victims' descendants: Cool, you gonna issue some reparations? Rutte: Uh, please accept my heartfelt apologies for our role in the slave trade source: npr.org \| share:	133

Sun December 18, 2022
		We've reached the "Is death real?" stage of denialism in science reporting source: womenshealthmag.com \| share:	41

Sat December 17, 2022
		If you ever needed an example of love at first sight, here's the video for you. This love is extra special because it's the love between a little girl and a shelter cat. Welcome to Caturday source: msn.com \| share:	1284

Fri December 16, 2022
		Worker finds "adult male human heart" in salt pile at TN Department of Transportation facility. Who knew human hearts had male genitalia? source: wkrn.com \| share:	61

Thu December 15, 2022
		George Costanza is alive and well and living in London source: msn.com \| share:	37
		You just know this was inspired by "Alien" source: medicalxpress.com \| share:	1

Wed December 14, 2022
		Twitch no more source: tmz.com \| share:	41
		Grant Wahl died of a broken heart at the World Cup source: cbsnews.com \| share:	22

Tue December 13, 2022
		"Combo of bad cholesterol and high blood pressure may increase heart attack or stroke risk." Looks like Ric Romero may have stayed at a Holiday Inn Express last nite source: medicalxpress.com \| share:	2

Fri December 09, 2022
		6-month-old baby is doing well after having open-heart surgery, despite the efforts from his Covidiot parents. Tag for the parents source: cnn.com \| share:	52
		Target employee gives shoplifter the shaft source: cbsnews.com \| share:	33
		The biggest winner at the Game Awards last night? Milf Hunter source: kotaku.com \| share:	36

Thu December 08, 2022
		Hollywood is so different than the Heartland. Man with gun spotted at gay club, police respond within seconds, no injuries source: advocate.com \| share:	33
		EU top court: Google must remove 'manifestly inaccurate' data. Google: Bless your robe-y little hearts source: msn.com \| share:	11
		World-renowned sword swallower slices into his abdominal cavity, stabs his own liver, starts to look on Indeed for a new career, maybe something working for Band-Aid bandages source: newscentermaine.com \| share:	64
		Yoga adds heartfulness to your mindfulness source: medicalxpress.com \| share:	3
		Celine Dion says she has Stiff Person Syndrome, and no that's not a personality quirk or the name of her next album source: usatoday.com \| share:	31
		"My father put me in the will and left my siblings out; now they won't speak to me and I can't figure out what. What do?" (possible nsfw content on page) source: thesun.co.uk \| share:	40

Tue December 06, 2022
		The three most likely days to die of a heart attack are only weeks away. Or if you're a Lions fan, pretty much every Sunday is a chance for the sweet, sweet release of death source: q13fox.com \| share:	41
		The three most likely days to die of a heart attack are only weeks away. Or if you're a Lions fan, pretty much every Sunday is a chance for the sweet, sweet release of death source: q13fox.com \| share:	41

Mon December 05, 2022
		Hubble telescope: Slow change may pull stars apart. When their light gets into my heart, baby. Don't you, forget about me source: space.com \| share:	2
		Family dog chases squirrel into neighbor's yard, where they all quickly discover he's a gun-nut source: foxla.com \| share:	171
		Hearts friendly in Spain turns not so friendly source: theguardian.com \| share:	0
		So have you said to yourself "I wish someone would do a Christian version of Saw?" Me either, but here it is anyway source: dreadcentral.com \| share:	20

Sat December 03, 2022
		Splash Mountain drying up source: avclub.com \| share:	42

Thu December 01, 2022
		Inflation data showing that Fed rate hikes might be doing the trick to lower prices. Or, companies grew a heart and stopped gouging consumers. We'll let you decide source: cnbc.com \| share:	15

Wed November 30, 2022
		Not so much heart attacks as wincing and grabbing our groins in sympathy source: slate.com \| share:	10

Tue November 29, 2022
		Dallas considering ban on public, private gas-powered lawn equipment, driving stake into Heart of Big Oil source: cbsnews.com \| share:	130
		Hailey Bieber reveals large ovarian cyst (with helpful pic) source: upi.com \| share:	37
		Someone thought it was the right time to rehabilitate Will Smith source: deadline.com \| share:	102
		With one x-ray Skynet can now predict your heart's dark fate or salvation source: eurekalert.org \| share:	0
		Two Farkers left their basements to run a half marathon as examples for the rest of us to put down the pastries, go outside, get some fresh air source: ktvu.com \| share:	36

Mon November 28, 2022
		BBC studies what an un-heated room does to your body; I'm going to go out on a limb here and say it makes it cold source: bbc.com \| share:	11
		Braveheart has entered the room source: dailyboulder.com \| share:	174
		Singles associated with increased risk for stroke, heart attack. What's wrong with being single? Many people are single and they're fine. What? Shingles? Shingles associated with increased risk for stroke, heart attack? Oh. Nevermind source: eurekalert.org \| share:	14
		"I broke my husband's heart when I cheated on him. Now, he's moved on and I can't stand it. What do?" (possible nsfw content on page) source: thesun.co.uk \| share:	19

Sat November 26, 2022
(Some Guy)		Keep your Charizards close source: herald-zeitung.com \| share:	31

Fri November 25, 2022
		Is Footloose still the greatest movie in history? It never was, but Kevin Bacon nevertheless dances his way into our hearts in the Guardians of the Galaxy Holiday Special, streaming now on Disney+ source: syfy.com \| share:	43

Thu November 24, 2022
		Arizona grandmother who texted stranger over for Thanksgiving will celebrate her seventh holiday with him source: metro.co.uk \| share:	23

Wed November 23, 2022
		"Many canonical Thanksgiving foods follow a strict formula, but stuffing can be whatever speaks to your heart and feels right" And how do you Farkers do stuffing/dressing/whatever you call it? source: atlasobscura.com \| share:	31
		Some of the best most heartbreaking long form journalism you will read this year source: propublica.org \| share:	84

Tue November 22, 2022
		Police say burglar made off with $20,000 to $25,000 from church. Church claims only a small amount if anything was stolen. Who to believe? source: 6abc.com \| share:	35

Mon November 21, 2022
		Sheetz gas stations to drop price of gas to $1.99 over Thanksgiving weekend. But wait, there's a catch source: wane.com \| share:	36
		Subby doesn't understand this headline, but that's probably only because he has neural gastric interoception source: psypost.org \| share:	41

Sun November 20, 2022
		Forty years ago today, the most amazing, sensational, dramatic, heartrending, exciting, thrilling finish in the history of college football happened. Come for The Play, stay for the trombone player getting spiked. Also, suck it, Stanford source: youtube.com \| share:	9
		A 9-year-old Black girl spraying lantern flies nearby? Better call in SWAT source: madamenoire.com \| share:	336
		This is why we DO deserve dogs source: tmj4.com \| share:	48

Sat November 19, 2022
		Florence Welch breaks foot on stage. This is a repeat from 2015 source: theguardian.com \| share:	13
(Some Guy)		Turns out we have Neil Diamond to blame for Billy Ray Cyrus source: essentiallysports.com \| share:	34

Wed November 16, 2022
		'All I need is one skilled, ethical lawyer to help my father through his divorce.' Bless your heart source: marketwatch.com \| share:	8
		The gEniUs has revealed his gEnIuS plan to turn Twitter around. Tl;dr the beatings will continue until morale improves source: theverge.com \| share:	96
		Kirk Cameron's fundy sister wants to put Christ back into Christmas movies with a pledge that will surely go over well with much of the motion picture and television industry source: tvline.com \| share:	123

Tue November 15, 2022
		White supremacist Texas middle school teacher fired. One down, another 30000 to go source: nbcnews.com \| share:	164

Mon November 14, 2022
		"Escape to the Country" host can't escape the Big C source: bbc.com \| share:	9

Sun November 13, 2022
		Jeff Bezos gives $100m to Dolly Parton to do good things with source: cnn.com \| share:	115

Sat November 12, 2022
		Reenacting the scene from Terminator 2? That's an OSHA violation source: news.yahoo.com \| share:	105

Fri November 11, 2022
		The watermelons have been avenged source: huffpost.com \| share:	237

Thu November 10, 2022
		Pricks for diabetes and cancer could soon become unnecessary as well as unloved source: phys.org \| share:	9

Wed November 09, 2022
		Terrible person Lamar Jackson makes child battling heart condition cry hysterically source: tmz.com \| share:	17
(Ready Steady Cut)		Andor and Sméagol must escape from prison. Syril must decide whether to follow his heart and risk being put in a cage in the Outer Rim or to stay with Darth Moma. "Andor" s1e10 streams at 3 AM ET on Disney+ source: readysteadycut.com \| share:	68

Tue November 08, 2022
		Zelenskyy offers conditions for peace talks with Russia. Basically the same ones Mel Gibson offered the English in "Braveheart" source: msn.com \| share:	164
		Dare to be stupid with the 25 best Weird Al parodies source: avclub.com \| share:	57

Mon November 07, 2022
		Go ahead, call Subby a heartless asshole for thinking that humankind should have solved all kinds of other more urgent problems before addressing our planet's lack of "corporate indoor dog parks" source: wcvb.com \| share:	38
		Fish oil, garlic, cinnamon, turmeric, plant sterols and red yeast rice do dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, and dick for your heart health source: cnn.com \| share:	59

Sun November 06, 2022
(Some Guy)		The Sunday Morning Music Club is feeling all lovey dovey today and wants to share songs about love, sweet love, with the rest of the world source: americansongwriter.com \| share:	367

Fri November 04, 2022
		Doctors tell Reba to give it a rest source: wcvb.com \| share:	16
		You're doing it wrong, sweetheart source: mirror.co.uk \| share:	7

Thu November 03, 2022
		Choline, choline, choline, choleeeen. I'm begging you, please don't clot my nan (possible nsfw content on page) source: express.co.uk \| share:	6

Wed November 02, 2022
		13 chicks at the same time, man source: yahoo.com \| share:	5

Tue November 01, 2022
		"It was the whole thing - Hillary Clinton, Pizzagate, MAGA, the election was stolen - all of it" source: nbcbayarea.com \| share:	126
(Some Guy)		There are a lot of good reasons to get an Apple Watch: to track your workouts, to check your heart rate, to get your messages, to alert the authorities after your husband has buried you alive...wait, back up one source: imore.com \| share:	67
		Dear Annie my son and daughter-in-law won't let me see my grandkids just because their baby ate some meth at my house source: nj.com \| share:	110
		10-year-old boy catches giant catfish in Lake Guntersville by using self as bait source: wvtm13.com \| share:	14

Sat October 29, 2022
		Zillow, eat your heart out. This is only $15 million and seemingly well worth it. Difficulty: Missouri source: riverfronttimes.com \| share:	91

Fri October 28, 2022
		The long sobs of the violins of autumn, ruin my heart with a Francois' Langur source: ksdk.com \| share:	7

Thu October 27, 2022
		At this point, Matthew Perry can just STFU source: ew.com \| share:	66

Wed October 26, 2022
		Teen cancer survivor hosts haunted house, blood drive to help others with same disease, because nothing is scarier than a kid having cancer source: cbs17.com \| share:	14
(CBS Austin)		Your heart attack is extremely important to us. Please hold until one of our staff finishes with all other 911 calls. Thank you. *Muzak version of Movin' Out* source: cbsaustin.com \| share:	46

Tue October 25, 2022
		♫ I don't want to set the world on fire I just want to start A flame in your heart ♫ source: slashfilm.com \| share:	30

Mon October 24, 2022
		Hide your logs, hide your buoys. Relic is back in a new animated Beachcombers series source: cbc.ca \| share:	15

Sat October 22, 2022
		"Are you Short Round?" source: comicsands.com \| share:	56
		Tim Burton reflects on his lighthearted romping Batman films of yesteryear source: avclub.com \| share:	36

Fri October 21, 2022
		Anti-abortion rights activist suggests GOP should be leaning heavier into abortion issue. YES Yes, please do. Please, by all means, do proceed source: cbsnews.com \| share:	33

Thu October 20, 2022
		Bulgaria joins North Macedonia and Montenegro as countries that have pulled out of the 2023 Eurovision competition due to increased costs. Blame Russia source: bbc.com \| share:	5
		World Health Organization: Get off your fat ass or get sick. Fark's collective heart asplodes source: cbsnews.com \| share:	41

Wed October 19, 2022
		Matthew Perry once ate too much Colon Blow cereal, but blames opioid use instead source: pagesix.com \| share:	21

Tue October 18, 2022
		Lightning strikes Arizona 12 year old, stopping her heart. Necromancer father casts healing spell of CPR three times until paramedics arrive source: abc15.com \| share:	42

Sat October 15, 2022
		Ted White sees his final Friday source: gizmodo.com \| share:	12
		Miriam Margolyes has harsh words for Liz Truss source: deadline.com \| share:	52
(Some Gourmet Chef)		Want to impress people? Want to risk a heart attack? Try this recipe source: dailyrecipesblog.com \| share:	15

Wed October 12, 2022
		Before taking COVID drug Paxlovid, advise your doctor if you are taking certain heart medications, have an erection lasting more than four hours source: cnn.com \| share:	7
		Shaquille O'Neal once called a timeout at the free throw because he saw Halle Barry walking in. Bonus: he nailed the free throw source: sportscasting.com \| share:	12
		This puppy was returned five times, but the sixth time was the charm as she finally found her forever home and for the the first time she has her very own bed. We hope to celebrate many Woofday Wetnose Wednesdays with her source: msn.com \| share:	220

Tue October 11, 2022
		And the conversation probably went something like Elon: "Me me me me me." Kanye: "Me me me me me me me" Elon: "Me me me me me me me me" Kanye: "Me me me me me me MEEEEEE" Repeat until heat death of universe source: thedailybeast.com \| share:	41

Mon October 10, 2022
		Uvalde schools superintendent decides this may be a good time to start spending his days on the golf course source: cnn.com \| share:	57
		Pass the prosciutto source: food52.com \| share:	8
		Actor Chris Fountain suffers mini stroke. "My mum called me and I just couldn't get my words out. I started walking round my house looking at things and I could think what the word was, like television or fridge, but I couldn't say it" source: uk.news.yahoo.com \| share:	21
		I guess you could say he (removes sunglasses) 'Leap-Frogged' into our hearts. YEEEAAAHH source: cbr.com \| share:	9

Sun October 09, 2022
		Five words that strike terror into the hearts of modern society: "Supreme Court back in session" source: propublica.org \| share:	61

Sat October 08, 2022
		White kid with balls of steel holds Black Lives Matter sign in the heart of KKK country. Gets the kind of warm welcome from locals that you would expect source: twitter.com \| share:	263

Fri October 07, 2022
		SQUIRREL source: boingboing.net \| share:	3
		Carlson said lightheartedly. "I'm pretty open-minded about what I put in my mouth" source: mediaite.com \| share:	30
		Kanye issues nuanced and heartfelt apology over 'White Lives Matter' shirt. Just kidding, he went on Tucker Carlson's show and ranted about 'liberal Nazis' source: deadline.com \| share:	50

Thu October 06, 2022
		Warning: Do not kick the giraffes. If you fall you may be eaten. Good luck source: mlive.com \| share:	1

Wed October 05, 2022
		It's AC/DC front man Brian Johnson's 75th Birthday today. Here are 16 things you may or may not have known about him...no, sorry, you have to click the I Heart Radio link to see what they are. I can't list them all here...Fark only gives us so many cha source: 989kkzx.iheart.com \| share:	66

Tue October 04, 2022
		Nebraska thinks they can win the Big 10. Oh wait, they're serious, let me laugh harder source: omaha.com \| share:	14
		Florida Woman stabs sister in the heart. Sister's last words: "What the F***?" source: lawandcrime.com \| share:	62
		Study: White rice and pasta are just as bad for your heart as candy. But changing the song to "I Want Pasta" doesn't quite sound the same source: dailymail.co.uk \| share:	23
		Tony La Russa no longer has the heart to manage major league baseball source: sports.yahoo.com \| share:	17

Mon October 03, 2022
		It's time to do shots. Also, you should probably get a flu vaccine source: king5.com \| share:	54
		Can we have your liver, then? source: medpagetoday.com \| share:	11
		Nobel Prize awarded to Svante Pääbo for his work on human evolution. Summoning cards in play internet wide source: bbc.com \| share:	7
		"I had one simple affair and mom cut me out of her will. What the hell?" (possible nsfw content on page) source: thesun.co.uk \| share:	20

Fri September 30, 2022
		The 'love hormone' may indeed heal broken hearts - assuming you have hormones source: eurekalert.org \| share:	7

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