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Thu July 19, 2018       Ugly ass baby flamingos melting hearts, providing positive Florida tag stories source: sun-sentinel.com   |   share: 9   Wed July 18, 2018       New Creepshow TV anthology to feature multitude of varied stories about sweaty people walking and crying source: io9.gizmodo.com   |   share: 35         Trump is like a Russian doll of walk backs source: twitter.com   |   share: 145   Tue July 17, 2018       Man dies of heart attack in Disney World wave pool, will be posthumously renamed Bob source: clickorlando.com   |   share: 29   Mon July 16, 2018       What's that? A sitting US Senator who believes that Putin has blackmail material on Trump? And it's a Democrat? Well I'm sure he will be doing something about that any moment now source: twitter.com   |   share: 78   Sat July 14, 2018       If you haven't seen your childhood BFF in a while, maybe you should spend more time playing catch-up before playing "50 Shades of Grey" source: canoe.com   |   share: 81   Thu July 12, 2018       Getting divorced to be able to better afford your child's healthcare. This is an idea being considered in the richest land on Earth source: msn.com   |   share: 110         Yes, let's look at those Peter Strzok texts, shall we source: twitter.com   |   share: 37   Tue July 10, 2018       Burglar breaks into an escape room and the fact that you're reading this here will tell you how that went source: kptv.com   |   share: 46         $200K Lamborghini Huracan goes up in flames at gas station after minivan next to it pulls away with nozzle still attached source: fox2now.com   |   share: 135   Mon July 09, 2018       Trump doesn't realize that he's the joke source: twitter.com   |   share: 97   Fri July 06, 2018       There's getting your ass chewed on by your boss...then there's getting your ass chewed on by an alligator. In other news, horses now have GoFundMe healthcare insurance source: abcactionnews.com   |   share: 3         Sorry to dash your lifelong dream, but you won't be able to buy a UPS truck when you retire and drive all over the place in shorts source: jalopnik.com   |   share: 35   Thu July 05, 2018       Other than inventing the Hot Cocoa Sampler Box™ and ripping out the still-beating hearts of sacrificial victims, what else can the Aztecs teach us? source: rawstory.com   |   share: 33   Wed July 04, 2018       Animal Rights activists plan to disrupt a free July 4th block party in Oakland. This will surely win over those stubborn hearts and minds once and for all source: nbcbayarea.com   |   share: 51   Tue July 03, 2018       Goofus finds his son applying eye makeup and ships him off for conversion therapy. Gallant says, "That looks so frickin' awesome." Hero tag is for Dad source: yahoo.com   |   share: 100         People ask why I want to live in Japan: After heartbreaking 3-2 loss to Belgium, Japanese fans don't riot, they stay to clean up the stadium source: usatoday.com   |   share: 25   Mon July 02, 2018       Good thing he wasn't a cardiologist: Ben Carson tells black Americans that "home is where the heart is", right before he signs an order to tear down their houses source: motherjones.com   |   share: 46   Sun July 01, 2018 (MMA Nabia)       Fighter pulls the ol' fake heart attack move during bizarre MMA fight. It was real to me source: mmamania.com   |   share: 4   Sat June 30, 2018       Actual headline: "A month after flooding, Ellicott City shops reach a watershed moment in deciding whether to return" source: baltimoresun.com   |   share: 24   Thu June 28, 2018       The PB&J wars, begin, they have source: foxnews.com   |   share: 19         Rep. Peter Roskam (R-IL) is confused about the D source: twitter.com   |   share: 52         Frank Heart's gateway times out at 89 +++[[[NO CARRIER]]]+++ source: nytimes.com   |   share: 6   Wed June 27, 2018       It was a controlled burn. Until it wasn't source: cbsnews.com   |   share: 47         10 extremely creepy things your body can do after you die source: bustle.com   |   share: 28   Tue June 26, 2018       Sessions: Let me show you the projector of my people source: twitter.com   |   share: 68         Wife of Flippopotamous starts Gofundme to cover legal fees, internet tells her to go fund herself (read the comments) source: gofundme.com   |   share: 108         That post yesterday? About the creator of Twin Peaks saying Trump's Great? Turns out His Orangeness misunderstood David Lynch. The horror source: facebook.com   |   share: 61   Mon June 25, 2018       Guidelines on high blood pressure yield the following new categories: normal, elevated, stage 1, stage 2, and Politics tab source: theconversation.com   |   share: 24         Because he has Tender Heart, man proposes to Lady at Lionel Richie concert. Their Endless Love will last All Night Long and involve Dancing on the Ceiling. No doubt she'll yell "Do It to Me" on wedding night source: bbc.com   |   share: 23         Pro-Mueller ad runs on 'Fox and Friends', knowing Trump would see it. Difficulty: Placed there by Republican group source: twitter.com   |   share: 119         We may never know if androids dream about electric sheep but apparently Alexa dreams about everyone dying. And then the murders began source: iflscience.com   |   share: 54   Sat June 23, 2018       Want to prevent heart disease? Take a warm bath source: metro.co.uk   |   share: 22         So, this happened, again source: twitter.com   |   share: 505         Come see the K-Mart in your Sears. Can S-Mart be far away, you primitive screwheads? source: wwd.com   |   share: 37   Fri June 22, 2018       Fox & Friends finally goes there: "Like it or not, these are not our kids ... These are people from another country" source: twitter.com   |   share: 287         Brace yourself: millions of copycat videos are coming source: twitter.com   |   share: 91   Thu June 21, 2018       S-s-study s-s-suggests d-d-drinking f-f-four c-c-cups of c-c-coffee a d-d-day c-c-could h-h-help the h-h-heart g-g-grow s-s-stronger source: dailymail.co.uk   |   share: 16         Trump comes out and accuses Democrats of creating a "massive child smuggling industry" source: twitter.com   |   share: 234   Wed June 20, 2018       Travis Barker re-admitted to hospital with staph infection and cellulitis source: loudwire.com   |   share: 31         Airlines tell Trump administration not to use their planes to separate families source: huffingtonpost.com   |   share: 113         Man asks his girlfriend to text him World Cup updates, gets more than he bargained for source: yahoo.com   |   share: 23         Researchers uncover how alcohol is good for your heart. Well, of course, the chemical basis for alcohol use in moderat- YOU DO YOUR STUDY, I'LL DO MINE source: newsweek.com   |   share: 29         Trump at G7: "He stood up, he put his hand in his pocket... and he took two Starburst candies out, threw them on the table and said to Merkel, 'Here, Angela. Don't say I never give you anything.'" source: twitter.com   |   share: 126         Steve Schmidt, the man who was John McCain's 2008 campaign manager, has renounced the GOP source: twitter.com   |   share: 125         How long do you guys think until the US is sanctioned? source: twitter.com   |   share: 117         Well New York City, you can have air conditioning or you can have subway service, but you can't have both source: nbcnewyork.com   |   share: 25   Tue June 19, 2018       The Mexican upset of Germany was so heart-pounding that it literally killed a player's grandfather source: sports.yahoo.com   |   share: 4         DC's new Superman movie leaked online early. At least they know people like it more than BvS source: heroichollywood.com   |   share: 43         Alex Jones apprentice Billy Corgan speaks out on suicidal thoughts he's had in the past source: nme.com   |   share: 26   Mon June 18, 2018       Tonight, on the season finale of Supergirl, the grand battle between dairy and vegan alternatives rages on as the Earth hangs in the balance. (CW 8ET) source: digitalspy.com   |   share: 74         Extremely worried that even Trump may possess some rudimentary vestige of a heart, Lich-queen Ann Coulter rushes to reassure him that those children crying after being ripped from their parent's arms are "actors" and warns him "do not fall for it" source: thehill.com   |   share: 131         The parade of fools rounds the corner and continues unabated. The tears and screams of children shatter our hearts, but to some it is bliss. This is YOUR WH Press briefing with souless husk Sanders (LGT C-SPAN @ nowhere near 1315 EDT) source: c-span.org   |   share: 1225         This just in from the Border Patrol: please don't call them cages. I mean, yes, we are holding children in cages, but we prefer you don't call them cages. Kthxbye source: twitter.com   |   share: 398   Sun June 17, 2018       A rare sighting of the FLOTUS has occurred when she released a public statement condemning her husband's child-napping enterprise source: thehill.com   |   share: 351         Bored? This video of a Tesla committing self-immolation will give you something to do for 45 seconds source: twitter.com   |   share: 108   (Some Stressed Out Guy)       You can say one thing about Trump: If your life was this insane, you would likely have had a heart attack, stroke, or something due to all the stress. But ole Trump just keeps rolling along source: lawandcrime.com   |   share: 88   Sat June 16, 2018       For new Death Cab for Cutie album, Ben Gibbard writes uncommonly aggressive tune "Gold Rush" about philistine carpetbagging tech bros who are changing Seattle. How aggressive? It samples Yoko Ono source: npr.org   |   share: 35   Fri June 15, 2018       SPOILER ALERT: The four teams that will make the World Cup semis are Belgium, Argentina, Nigeria and Uruguay. That's according to Mystic Marcus, the micropig source: bbc.co.uk   |   share: 6         Trump on Kim Jong Un: "He speaks and his people stand up in attention. I want my people to do the same" source: twitter.com   |   share: 320         Assassin's Creed: Odyssey goes full Greek with the romance options source: comicbook.com   |   share: 39   Thu June 14, 2018       Best Korea brodcasts first tv footage of the glorious leaders' summit, including the President of the United States saluting a NK General at 58sec source: twitter.com   |   share: 170         Alright, stay with us on this one: The Illuminati has developed a "heart attack gun" and they tested it on Larry Kudlow because he needs to die for their plans to work source: rightwingwatch.org   |   share: 70   Wed June 13, 2018 (News Republic)       Baby with big head cannot be unseen source: va.newsrepublic.net   |   share: 136   Tue June 12, 2018       Super Bowl champions finally get their rings, 30 years later source: espn.com   |   share: 13         "I may stand before you in six months and say, 'Hey I was wrong,'" said Trump, before adding, "I don't know that I'll ever admit that, but I'll find some kind of an excuse" source: twitter.com   |   share: 160         Not news: KISS has started selling KISS toilet seats. News: They haven't been selling them for years already? source: twitter.com   |   share: 28         "America's Got Talent" winner dies at 42. No, the one you don't remember. Okay, that doesn't narrow it down, does it? source: foxnews.com   |   share: 22         It was about The Trump Hotel Pyongyang all along, wasn't it? source: twitter.com   |   share: 45   Mon June 11, 2018       Larry Kudlow has a heart source: twitter.com   |   share: 238         Scientist ponders what would a human look like 'enhanced' with animal features. Said scientist is either creative, setting up a new SciFi series or a closeted zoophiliac source: metro.co.uk   |   share: 82         Bethesda teases its new RPG, Starfield. Oh, and Elder Scrolls VI source: twitter.com   |   share: 236   Sat June 09, 2018       The stoniest of hearts is being melted away, just in time for Caturday source: bbc.co.uk   |   share: 691   Fri June 08, 2018       Sons of Anarchy's Alan O'Neill has gone off to the great big biker bar in the sky source: digitalspy.com   |   share: 15         Milwaukee Brewers players re-create hitchhiker scene from Dumb and Dumber in a bullpen cart source: twitter.com   |   share: 7   Wed June 06, 2018       Unbrielievable: KellyAnne Conway claims Trump is "The Commander of Cheese" (with video goudaness) source: twitter.com   |   share: 120         LeBron James: "Whoever wins doesn't want to go to the White House." Let's be honest, the Cavs weren't going to the White House even if Hillary was there source: thehill.com   |   share: 103   Tue June 05, 2018 (Some Guy)       Decorated WWII vet and Purple Heart recipient says that if combat taught him anything, it's that the only beach worth landing on is "decorated with beautiful, seminude girls tanning in a tranquil sun." And that's where he spent the rest of his days source: foto.gettyimages.com   |   share: 40         Four reasons today why Trump's a giant un-American creep. This list changes every day. Check back for frequent updates source: cnn.com   |   share: 60         Kim Kardashian reveals purple monkey dishwater photosynthesis orangutan source: yahoo.com   |   share: 75         Dungarees, pedal pushers, jalopy, davenport, lumming, and other old-timey terms people haven't used since the days when tying an onion around your belt fell out of fashion source: doyouremember.com   |   share: 25   Sat June 02, 2018       Talk about one hits making a comeback source: news.sky.com   |   share: 32         So what does caffeine do to your body and brain? source: deslide.clusterfake.net   |   share: 80         It seems we are getting played on the NK de-nuclearization deal. Their "destruction" of a facility was largely a bit of propaganda for the cameras source: twitter.com   |   share: 107   Fri June 01, 2018     Air escaping through a hole in a dachshund's windpipe causes him to blow up like an overstuffed sausage. After a trip to the vet and a few stitches, he's properly deflated and good as new (with pics) source: bbc.com   |   share: 42   Thu May 31, 2018       , isn't it? source: foxnews.com   |   share: 41         Mama Leone left a note on the door... Sonny, move out to the country, Workin' too hard can give you, A heart attack (ack) You oughta know by now (oughta know by now) If that's what it's all about, Mama if that's movin' up, Then I'm movin' out source: foxnews.com   |   share: 74         Duck... Duck... Goose goes horribly wrong source: twitter.com   |   share: 53   Wed May 30, 2018       And you thought YOU graduated college with a hefty bill source: twitter.com   |   share: 24   Tue May 29, 2018       Bethesda Studios: Please Stand By source: twitter.com   |   share: 298         Panama City: come for the sunshine, stay for the vortex flinging pool noodles at your family source: twitter.com   |   share: 27   Sun May 27, 2018       I hate Illinois Nazis source: buzzfeed.com   |   share: 108   Fri May 25, 2018       Blind F1 fan gets a ride in the two-seater. Warning: Dusty-eye-o-meter goes to 11 source: jalopnik.com   |   share: 22         Tomi Lahren on the NFL caving to Trump: "Players can still pout in the locker room till their heart's content. But at least we proud Americans don't have to watch them disrespect our country on the field anymore." Bet you don't stand at home, Tomi source: insider.foxnews.com   |   share: 311   (Some Guy)       Phil Stern, who went on to take classic photos of James Dean, Marilyn Monroe, Sinatra, and others, was a combat photographer with the Army Rangers in WWII, was badly wounded in North Africa, and was awarded a Purple Heart. And how was YOUR day? source: foto.gettyimages.com   |   share: 16   Thu May 24, 2018       Chipotle HQ moving to California with an aching in its heart, abdomen source: cnbc.com   |   share: 8   Mon May 21, 2018       Santa Fe church community reflects on Santa Fe shootings and arrives at the same sort of well-considered, intelligent, and productive solution at which you'd expect a church community to arrive source: npr.org   |   share: 198         Kelly Clarkson decides to get death threats source: twitter.com   |   share: 136   Sun May 20, 2018       And the hard rabble of Fark felt their hearts grow 3 sizes that day. Well, a little bit anyway. OK, their hearts didn't grow at all, but this story made them a little, tiny bit less jaded about the world. They still got drunk later source: abc7ny.com   |   share: 90   Sat May 19, 2018       It's Hearts and Hooves Day and Big Mac has big romantic plans for Sugar Belle. If you watched this show enough you know a horrible fate awaits him. It's My Little Pony - The Break Up Breakdown this Saturday on Discovery Family at 11:30am ET source: equestriadaily.com   |   share: 166   Fri May 18, 2018       Reporter: "Was there a part of you that was like, 'This isn't real. This could not happen at my school?'" Santa Fe, TX student Paige Curry: "There wasn't...It's been happening everywhere. I've always felt it would eventually happen here too" source: twitter.com   |   share: 329   Thu May 17, 2018       How humans repress prejudices, bless your hearts source: phys.org   |   share: 20   Wed May 16, 2018       22 years ago today, Stevie Y. scores one of the most famous Double-OT goals in NHL playoff history source: twitter.com   |   share: 33         Vatican tells nuns to stop Tweeting so much source: newsweek.com   |   share: 46   Tue May 15, 2018       Robinson Cano rips the heart out of Mariners fans with 80-game PED suspension source: nypost.com   |   share: 54         Alcohol leads to weight gain, heart disease, cancer, diabetes, and aggressively defending third-tier quarterbacks on online message boards source: fox61.com   |   share: 57         Cool: Proud mom gets tattoos of her sons' names. Not Cool: One is misspelled. Fark: So she changes the kid's name to match the tattoo. Brilliant source: thelocal.se   |   share: 69         After failing to beat his 1-15 record from the 2016 season, Browns head coach to fulfill promise and jump in Lake Erie on June 1st source: cleveland.com   |   share: 12   Mon May 14, 2018       Seann William Scott will star in Fox's Lethal Weapon after they fired the main character for being too Mel Gibson-like source: vulture.com   |   share: 70   Fri May 11, 2018       President Potato Head thanks Best Korea's Kim for treating the hostages so well. Hostages. That were tortured. Treated well. *Sigh* source: twitter.com   |   share: 61         French family at Dutch safari park learns that reality is less like "Tarzan" and more like "Jurassic Park." NSFW language as several pairs of pantalons are filled with merde source: twitter.com   |   share: 172         ♪ Hello my baby / hello my honey / hello my ragtime gal / send me a kiss by wire / baby my heart's on fire ♪ source: wftv.com   |   share: 27         Reunited high school sweethearts get married in front of school 30 years after splitting up. Groomsmen seen smoking pot behind the equipment shed source: whotv.com   |   share: 19         Forty-five heartbreaking stories of sex and consent at college source: nytimes.com   |   share: 32   Thu May 10, 2018       Disneyland's Loki gives a tour to a little girl dressed as Loki. Stay for the hug source: nerdist.com   |   share: 63   Wed May 09, 2018       New study says there's no sign smoking weed will trigger an irregular heartbeat. But there's no sign it won't, either. Think about that source: medicalxpress.com   |   share: 23   Tue May 08, 2018 (Some Guy)       Don't be afraid to ask questions: And, I mean a LOT of questions... so many questions that no one you work for will ever ask you to do anything ever again source: morepotatoes.com   |   share: 28   Mon May 07, 2018       Sarah Huckabee Sanders confirms First Lady Melania Trump is indeed living away from the White House, with her parents in the DC suburbs source: twitter.com   |   share: 225   Sun May 06, 2018       Climb it control source: twitter.com   |   share: 27   Sat May 05, 2018       Eric Idle announces new movie based on a musical based on a movie based on legend source: news.avclub.com   |   share: 48         From Vandenberg's heart, Atlas stabs at thee. With its great InSight, it probes at thee. Launch window opens at 7am ET. Stream @ T Minus 20. Let's get it hot source: spaceflightnow.com   |   share: 66         Frequent saunas may cut stroke risk, increase butt splinters source: webmd.com   |   share: 6         Wood frogs hold in urine all winter as a survival mechanism. And you thought it was tough to sit through an entire movie without getting up to use the restroom source: foxnews.com   |   share: 12         Wood frogs hold in urine all winter as a survival mechanism. And you thought it was tough to sit through an entire movie without getting up to use the restroom source: foxnews.com   |   share: 12   Thu May 03, 2018       Rudy digs up source: twitter.com   |   share: 285         Today's fearmongering: What's REALLY going to kill you after you survive The Big One? Traffic source: medicalxpress.com   |   share: 16   Wed May 02, 2018       To Dr. Steven Levine, Thanks For Everything; Julie Newmar recuperating from middle-of-the-night heart attack source: radaronline.com   |   share: 25         President Trump officially nominated for Nobel Peace Prize. He is JUST like Obama source: talkingpointsmemo.com   |   share: 165         Kathy Griffin: "Anderson Cooper will never apologize to me." Anderson Cooper: "Who's Kathy Griffin?" source: pagesix.com   |   share: 42         Dennis Rodman, Nobel Peace Prize winner source: washingtonpost.com   |   share: 70         Iowa legislature passes "fetal heartbeat" bill to ban abortions after six weeks, down from 20 source: npr.org   |   share: 360   Tue May 01, 2018       Kanye West 2006: George Bush doesn't care about black people. Kanye West 2018: Trump is great and slavery was a choice source: twitter.com   |   share: 121         Having realized that Jesus was crucified in a loin cloth, school backtracks on plan for "modesty ponchos" at the prom source: nypost.com   |   share: 92         Do you drink alcohol? You're gonna die. In fact, you may be dead already. Hey, how are you reading this? Get out of here, zombie source: vox.com   |   share: 132         This woodcock's got more game than Parker Brothers and more groove than Stella source: twitter.com   |   share: 7         Harrison Ford got hearts racing in the 70s as the scoundrel Han Solo -- will what's his face do the same for today's Tiger Beat readers? source: themuse.jezebel.com   |   share: 41   Sun April 29, 2018       You could cancel Thrones or Brooklyn 99 and nobody would care. But the heart and soul of entertainment posting is discussing the Simpsons quotes we all share. The Simpsons break Gunsmoke's record thread, 8pm ET on Fox source: nydailynews.com   |   share: 86         If Matt Millen doesn't get a heart transplant he's gonna be drafting wide receivers in the first round every year in heaven source: prosportsdaily.com   |   share: 5   Fri April 27, 2018       During an event with Team USA Paralympians at the White House Trump says that watching disabled people is "a little tough to watch too much, but I watched as much as I could" source: twitter.com   |   share: 188   Wed April 25, 2018     Merci au Président Macron source: twitter.com   |   share: 24   Tue April 24, 2018       Children's muscles recover faster than those of even athletes, no doubt with the help of nanites source: newsweek.com   |   share: 23         EPA administrator Scott Pruitt got a sweetheart deal on a lobbyist's house who represented an industry he had oversight of. Not that one, ANOTHER ONE source: finance.yahoo.com   |   share: 90   Sun April 22, 2018       Exercising after a heart attack could save your life. Exercising during a heart attack will likely just annoy the paramedics and ER staff source: sciencedaily.com   |   share: 17         And we have our first no-hitter of 2018 ... and it's against the Red Sox source: mlb.com   |   share: 35   Sat April 21, 2018       Nazis turn out in Newnan, Georgia to demonstrate their power and might. All 12 of them apparently source: twitter.com   |   share: 218         Well honestly, it's not the worst way to have a heart attack source: thescottishsun.co.uk   |   share: 53   Wed April 18, 2018       The reward for turning in the "I ♥ Ho Ho Cake" bandit would buy a lot of Ho Ho cakes source: fox6now.com   |   share: 29         Wait....Trump brand urine tests? source: twitter.com   |   share: 43         ♫ I left my heart*... in San Francisco... ♫ *along with my used needles, trash, urine and feces source: sfgate.com   |   share: 143   Tue April 17, 2018       Ohhhhhh, who's murdering inhabitants under the sea? Death Note SquarePants. With a pen and some paper and a face full of glee, Death Note SquarePants source: geek.com   |   share: 13         Russian State media "Hey here's what it would look like if somebody nuked the White House" source: twitter.com   |   share: 117   Mon April 16, 2018       Pygmy whale dies after stranding itself on Florida beach. Jumbo shrimp, military intelligence to attend funeral source: clickorlando.com   |   share: 28         Giant Meteor toys with shaking up the mid-term election source: twitter.com   |   share: 97   Sun April 15, 2018       Barbara Bush is seriously ill with lung disease and heart failure, decides to leave hospital to be at home as she refuses more medical treatment source: dailymail.co.uk   |   share: 264   Sat April 14, 2018       Guess who we've sent to represent us at the Summit of the Americas source: vanityfair.com   |   share: 134   Fri April 13, 2018       Not yet recovered from the Facebook intrusions, we get this TED Talk where the Dolby systems head talks about how in the near future your emotions will be monitored in public places using infrared cameras, CO2-level detectors and heart-rate monitors source: bbc.com   |   share: 35         Arnold Schwarzenegger is feeling good but not great after heart surgery, just wants to say "Hasta la vista, baby" to the struggles associated with it source: msn.com   |   share: 28   Wed April 11, 2018       You can now order pajamas with your pet's face on them, which will really confuse your dog when it jumps in bed with you source: fox61.com   |   share: 29         So, there are more black holes than we thought. A LOT more. If you need me, I'll be under my bed source: reuters.com   |   share: 20         An HR Manager reveals all the mistakes you're making that are preventing you from getting promoted. Listen to HR; HR is your friend and only has your best interests at heart. You should trust HR, employee source: dailymail.co.uk   |   share: 31   Tue April 10, 2018       Turns out eating the world's hottest pepper might have some negative side effects source: gizmodo.com   |   share: 69   Mon April 09, 2018       Warp speed Gandalf: Artists add Star Wars characters to old thrift store paintings source: tvovermind.com   |   share: 41   Sat April 07, 2018       Dying man lives ... after his heart stopped for 18 hours. And it's not even Easter source: thesun.ie   |   share: 46         Cabbage, cauliflower and broccoli can lower the risk of heart disease and stroke. Which will be proven just as soon as scientists find an American who eats cabbage, cauliflower or broccoli source: medicalnewstoday.com   |   share: 53   Fri April 06, 2018       Tinky Winky was stinky drinky source: metro.co.uk   |   share: 27         Susan Anspach has died at 75. Hearts everywhere are broken into five easy pieces source: hollywoodreporter.com   |   share: 14         NADs will help fight aging, according to science source: msn.com   |   share: 19         City of Perth gets PwnHub'd source: abc.net.au   |   share: 37   Thu April 05, 2018       Heidi Montag was rushed to a nearby hospital where she was pronounced dead. She was then transferred to a better hospital where doctors upgraded her condition to alive source: pagesix.com   |   share: 47         Thunderbirds Are Stop source: news3lv.com   |   share: 39   Wed April 04, 2018       Ex-Sinclair news director on their 'must-run' promotions:"Those videos are the equivalent to a proof-of-life hostage video." Chris Christie nods knowingly source: talkingpointsmemo.com   |   share: 79         In the wake of yesterday's shooting at YouTube headquarters, YouTube stars do what YouTube stars do source: slate.com   |   share: 91         Russian Postal Service's new drone program runs into a problem source: twitter.com   |   share: 23         Dave Chappelle sued by man who threw a banana at him. Experts predict an unfavorable ruling will be tossed on a peel source: nme.com   |   share: 25         Apple Watch can track movement, monitor heart rate, identify murderer source: bbc.com   |   share: 2   Mon April 02, 2018       Too bad it's just an April Fool's joke, because Stephen King would be a far better governor of Maine than the current one. Mind you, that's also true of almost every other resident of Maine source: thehill.com   |   share: 27         Hockey fans' heart attack risk rises after home team wins. Finally some good news for fans of the Columbus Blue Jackets source: cbsnews.com   |   share: 16   Sun April 01, 2018       It takes 50 years for a broken heart to mend source: nypost.com   |   share: 29         Holy Jesus. Break out the eye bleach. The long rumored Stormy Daniels-Donald Trump sex tape has been leaked. Definitely NSFW, and probably not safe for your eyes source: youtube.com   |   share: 305   Fri March 30, 2018       Three words to strike terror into your hearts: Alt-right furries source: huffingtonpost.com   |   share: 192         This free spirit dog has lived alone in a Los Angeles park for the past 13 years, doesn't want your steak or your help. Okay, maybe your steak source: metro.co.uk   |   share: 40         Gronkowski qualifies for Kentucky Derby. Sarah Jessica Parker heartbroken over missing the cut, seen muttering, "Curses, foaled again" source: boston.cbslocal.com   |   share: 12         Breaking up is hard to do. But most people don't go to the police for advice on dumping someone source: usatoday.com   |   share: 29   Thu March 29, 2018       New vitamin mimics crash diet and slashes heart disease, just one more question, can it ...well you know... does it mix with Rhinoceros horn asking for a friend source: dailymail.co.uk   |   share: 27         Westworld's first official full season 2 trailer is now live, full of robot mayhem to Nirvana's Heart Shaped Box source: ew.com   |   share: 49       British dick spotted source: digitalspy.com   |   share: 35         "Just one high-fat meal sets the perfect stage for heart disease." So you better make it a tasty one source: medicalxpress.com   |   share: 39         An interesting take on why the "Roseanne" reboot is going to be popular with the Trump crowd source: twitter.com   |   share: 202         "Jesus advocated for the Second Amendment" source: rightwingwatch.org   |   share: 280   Wed March 28, 2018       China *snicker* says Best Korea *snicker* really wants to denuclearize this time *snicker* No, really, hands on my heart *snicker* source: reuters.com   |   share: 28         Sammy Hagar fronting Van Halen for the very first time. Farm Aid 1985. FF to 6:45 to see his intro to "I Can't Drive 55" (NSFW) source: youtube.com   |   share: 35   Tue March 27, 2018       Pulitzer Prize-winning presidential historian: "I think Republicans who are only now saying out loud what they had to know in their hearts, {about Trump}- they sold their soul for power and the check bounced" source: thehill.com   |   share: 83         The whistleblower at the heart of the Facebook/CamAnal scandal is now testifying before Parliament source: twitter.com   |   share: 39   Sat March 24, 2018       Chicago Cubs' Tommy La Stella got in a prank war with Theo Epstein and Jed Hoyer over parking spaces, leading to this video playing at Sloan Park on Friday. Moral of the story: Don't mess with the boss source: twitter.com   |   share: 8   Fri March 23, 2018       Trip to dentist leads to (a) loss of 12 pounds, (b) deadly heart infection, (c) bizarre, bulging lump on right hand, or (d) all of the above source: vancouversun.com   |   share: 92         Healthy Woman Nuts: Here's how to make it happen source: wikihow.com   |   share: 12   Thu March 22, 2018       They have Gummies for heartburn, Gummies for probiotics, Gummies to get a tan...wait, what? source: wsrz.iheart.com   |   share: 26

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