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Thu July 19, 2018
(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
Ugly ass baby flamingos melting hearts, providing positive Florida tag stories
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Wed July 18, 2018
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
New Creepshow TV anthology to feature multitude of varied stories about sweaty people walking and crying
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Trump is like a Russian doll of walk backs
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Tue July 17, 2018
(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
Man dies of heart attack in Disney World wave pool, will be posthumously renamed Bob
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Mon July 16, 2018
(Twitter)
 
 
 
What's that? A sitting US Senator who believes that Putin has blackmail material on Trump? And it's a Democrat? Well I'm sure he will be doing something about that any moment now
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Sat July 14, 2018
(Canoe)
 
 
 
If you haven't seen your childhood BFF in a while, maybe you should spend more time playing catch-up before playing "50 Shades of Grey"
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Thu July 12, 2018
(MSN)
 
 
 
Getting divorced to be able to better afford your child's healthcare. This is an idea being considered in the richest land on Earth
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Yes, let's look at those Peter Strzok texts, shall we
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Tue July 10, 2018
(KPTV Portland)
 
 
 
Burglar breaks into an escape room and the fact that you're reading this here will tell you how that went
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(Fox 2 St. Louis)
 
 
 
$200K Lamborghini Huracan goes up in flames at gas station after minivan next to it pulls away with nozzle still attached
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Mon July 09, 2018
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Trump doesn't realize that he's the joke
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Fri July 06, 2018
(ABC Action News)
 
 
 
There's getting your ass chewed on by your boss...then there's getting your ass chewed on by an alligator. In other news, horses now have GoFundMe healthcare insurance
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(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
Sorry to dash your lifelong dream, but you won't be able to buy a UPS truck when you retire and drive all over the place in shorts
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Thu July 05, 2018
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Other than inventing the Hot Cocoa Sampler Box™ and ripping out the still-beating hearts of sacrificial victims, what else can the Aztecs teach us?
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Wed July 04, 2018
(NBC Bay Area)
 
 
 
Animal Rights activists plan to disrupt a free July 4th block party in Oakland. This will surely win over those stubborn hearts and minds once and for all
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Tue July 03, 2018
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Goofus finds his son applying eye makeup and ships him off for conversion therapy. Gallant says, "That looks so frickin' awesome." Hero tag is for Dad
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
People ask why I want to live in Japan: After heartbreaking 3-2 loss to Belgium, Japanese fans don't riot, they stay to clean up the stadium
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Mon July 02, 2018
(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
Good thing he wasn't a cardiologist: Ben Carson tells black Americans that "home is where the heart is", right before he signs an order to tear down their houses
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Sun July 01, 2018
(MMA Nabia)
 
 
 
Fighter pulls the ol' fake heart attack move during bizarre MMA fight. It was real to me
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Sat June 30, 2018
(Baltimore Sun)
 
 
 
Actual headline: "A month after flooding, Ellicott City shops reach a watershed moment in deciding whether to return"
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Thu June 28, 2018
(Fox News)
 
 
 
The PB&J wars, begin, they have
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Rep. Peter Roskam (R-IL) is confused about the D
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Frank Heart's gateway times out at 89 +++[[[NO CARRIER]]]+++
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Wed June 27, 2018
(CBS News)
 
 
 
It was a controlled burn. Until it wasn't
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(Bustle)
 
 
 
10 extremely creepy things your body can do after you die
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Tue June 26, 2018
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Sessions: Let me show you the projector of my people
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(GoFundMe)
 
 
 
Wife of Flippopotamous starts Gofundme to cover legal fees, internet tells her to go fund herself (read the comments)
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(Facebook)
 
 
 
That post yesterday? About the creator of Twin Peaks saying Trump's Great? Turns out His Orangeness misunderstood David Lynch. The horror
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Mon June 25, 2018
(The Conversation)
 
 
 
Guidelines on high blood pressure yield the following new categories: normal, elevated, stage 1, stage 2, and Politics tab
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Because he has Tender Heart, man proposes to Lady at Lionel Richie concert. Their Endless Love will last All Night Long and involve Dancing on the Ceiling. No doubt she'll yell "Do It to Me" on wedding night
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Pro-Mueller ad runs on 'Fox and Friends', knowing Trump would see it. Difficulty: Placed there by Republican group
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(IFL Science)
 
 
 
We may never know if androids dream about electric sheep but apparently Alexa dreams about everyone dying. And then the murders began
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Sat June 23, 2018
(Metro)
 
 
 
Want to prevent heart disease? Take a warm bath
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
So, this happened, again
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(WWD)
 
 
 
Come see the K-Mart in your Sears. Can S-Mart be far away, you primitive screwheads?
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Fri June 22, 2018
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Fox & Friends finally goes there: "Like it or not, these are not our kids ... These are people from another country"
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Brace yourself: millions of copycat videos are coming
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Thu June 21, 2018
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
S-s-study s-s-suggests d-d-drinking f-f-four c-c-cups of c-c-coffee a d-d-day c-c-could h-h-help the h-h-heart g-g-grow s-s-stronger
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Trump comes out and accuses Democrats of creating a "massive child smuggling industry"
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Wed June 20, 2018
(Loudwire)
 
 
 
Travis Barker re-admitted to hospital with staph infection and cellulitis
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Airlines tell Trump administration not to use their planes to separate families
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Man asks his girlfriend to text him World Cup updates, gets more than he bargained for
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Researchers uncover how alcohol is good for your heart. Well, of course, the chemical basis for alcohol use in moderat- YOU DO YOUR STUDY, I'LL DO MINE
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Trump at G7: "He stood up, he put his hand in his pocket... and he took two Starburst candies out, threw them on the table and said to Merkel, 'Here, Angela. Don't say I never give you anything.'"
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Steve Schmidt, the man who was John McCain's 2008 campaign manager, has renounced the GOP
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
How long do you guys think until the US is sanctioned?
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(NBC New York)
 
 
 
Well New York City, you can have air conditioning or you can have subway service, but you can't have both
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Tue June 19, 2018
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
The Mexican upset of Germany was so heart-pounding that it literally killed a player's grandfather
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(Heroic Hollywood)
 
 
 
DC's new Superman movie leaked online early. At least they know people like it more than BvS
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(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Alex Jones apprentice Billy Corgan speaks out on suicidal thoughts he's had in the past
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Mon June 18, 2018
(Digital Spy)
 
 
 
Tonight, on the season finale of Supergirl, the grand battle between dairy and vegan alternatives rages on as the Earth hangs in the balance. (CW 8ET)
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Extremely worried that even Trump may possess some rudimentary vestige of a heart, Lich-queen Ann Coulter rushes to reassure him that those children crying after being ripped from their parent's arms are "actors" and warns him "do not fall for it"
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(C-SPAN)
 
 
 
The parade of fools rounds the corner and continues unabated. The tears and screams of children shatter our hearts, but to some it is bliss. This is YOUR WH Press briefing with souless husk Sanders (LGT C-SPAN @ nowhere near 1315 EDT)
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
This just in from the Border Patrol: please don't call them cages. I mean, yes, we are holding children in cages, but we prefer you don't call them cages. Kthxbye
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Sun June 17, 2018
(The Hill)
 
 
 
A rare sighting of the FLOTUS has occurred when she released a public statement condemning her husband's child-napping enterprise
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Bored? This video of a Tesla committing self-immolation will give you something to do for 45 seconds
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(Some Stressed Out Guy)
 
 
 
You can say one thing about Trump: If your life was this insane, you would likely have had a heart attack, stroke, or something due to all the stress. But ole Trump just keeps rolling along
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Sat June 16, 2018
(NPR)
 
 
 
For new Death Cab for Cutie album, Ben Gibbard writes uncommonly aggressive tune "Gold Rush" about philistine carpetbagging tech bros who are changing Seattle. How aggressive? It samples Yoko Ono
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Fri June 15, 2018
(BBC)
 
 
 
SPOILER ALERT: The four teams that will make the World Cup semis are Belgium, Argentina, Nigeria and Uruguay. That's according to Mystic Marcus, the micropig
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Trump on Kim Jong Un: "He speaks and his people stand up in attention. I want my people to do the same"
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(Comic Book)
 
 
 
Assassin's Creed: Odyssey goes full Greek with the romance options
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Thu June 14, 2018
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Best Korea brodcasts first tv footage of the glorious leaders' summit, including the President of the United States saluting a NK General at 58sec
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(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
Alright, stay with us on this one: The Illuminati has developed a "heart attack gun" and they tested it on Larry Kudlow because he needs to die for their plans to work
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Wed June 13, 2018
(News Republic)
 
 
 
Baby with big head cannot be unseen
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Tue June 12, 2018
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Super Bowl champions finally get their rings, 30 years later
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
"I may stand before you in six months and say, 'Hey I was wrong,'" said Trump, before adding, "I don't know that I'll ever admit that, but I'll find some kind of an excuse"
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Not news: KISS has started selling KISS toilet seats. News: They haven't been selling them for years already?
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
"America's Got Talent" winner dies at 42. No, the one you don't remember. Okay, that doesn't narrow it down, does it?
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
It was about The Trump Hotel Pyongyang all along, wasn't it?
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Mon June 11, 2018
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Larry Kudlow has a heart
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Scientist ponders what would a human look like 'enhanced' with animal features. Said scientist is either creative, setting up a new SciFi series or a closeted zoophiliac
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Bethesda teases its new RPG, Starfield. Oh, and Elder Scrolls VI
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Sat June 09, 2018
(BBC)
 
 
 
The stoniest of hearts is being melted away, just in time for Caturday
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Fri June 08, 2018
(Digital Spy)
 
 
 
Sons of Anarchy's Alan O'Neill has gone off to the great big biker bar in the sky
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Milwaukee Brewers players re-create hitchhiker scene from Dumb and Dumber in a bullpen cart
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Wed June 06, 2018
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Unbrielievable: KellyAnne Conway claims Trump is "The Commander of Cheese" (with video goudaness)
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
LeBron James: "Whoever wins doesn't want to go to the White House." Let's be honest, the Cavs weren't going to the White House even if Hillary was there
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Tue June 05, 2018
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Decorated WWII vet and Purple Heart recipient says that if combat taught him anything, it's that the only beach worth landing on is "decorated with beautiful, seminude girls tanning in a tranquil sun." And that's where he spent the rest of his days
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Four reasons today why Trump's a giant un-American creep. This list changes every day. Check back for frequent updates
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Kim Kardashian reveals purple monkey dishwater photosynthesis orangutan
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(Do You Remember)
 
 
 
Dungarees, pedal pushers, jalopy, davenport, lumming, and other old-timey terms people haven't used since the days when tying an onion around your belt fell out of fashion
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Sat June 02, 2018
(Sky.com)
 
 
 
Talk about one hits making a comeback
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(Deslidefied)
 
 
 
So what does caffeine do to your body and brain?
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
It seems we are getting played on the NK de-nuclearization deal. Their "destruction" of a facility was largely a bit of propaganda for the cameras
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Fri June 01, 2018
(BBC-US)
 
Weeners
 
Air escaping through a hole in a dachshund's windpipe causes him to blow up like an overstuffed sausage. After a trip to the vet and a few stitches, he's properly deflated and good as new (with pics)
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Thu May 31, 2018
(Fox News)
 
 
 
, isn't it?
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Mama Leone left a note on the door... Sonny, move out to the country, Workin' too hard can give you, A heart attack (ack) You oughta know by now (oughta know by now) If that's what it's all about, Mama if that's movin' up, Then I'm movin' out
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Duck... Duck... Goose goes horribly wrong
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Wed May 30, 2018
(Twitter)
 
 
 
And you thought YOU graduated college with a hefty bill
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Tue May 29, 2018
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Bethesda Studios: Please Stand By
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Panama City: come for the sunshine, stay for the vortex flinging pool noodles at your family
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Sun May 27, 2018
(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
I hate Illinois Nazis
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Fri May 25, 2018
(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
Blind F1 fan gets a ride in the two-seater. Warning: Dusty-eye-o-meter goes to 11
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Tomi Lahren on the NFL caving to Trump: "Players can still pout in the locker room till their heart's content. But at least we proud Americans don't have to watch them disrespect our country on the field anymore." Bet you don't stand at home, Tomi
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Phil Stern, who went on to take classic photos of James Dean, Marilyn Monroe, Sinatra, and others, was a combat photographer with the Army Rangers in WWII, was badly wounded in North Africa, and was awarded a Purple Heart. And how was YOUR day?
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Thu May 24, 2018
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Chipotle HQ moving to California with an aching in its heart, abdomen
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Mon May 21, 2018
(NPR)
 
 
 
Santa Fe church community reflects on Santa Fe shootings and arrives at the same sort of well-considered, intelligent, and productive solution at which you'd expect a church community to arrive
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Kelly Clarkson decides to get death threats
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Sun May 20, 2018
(ABC7 New York)
 
 
 
And the hard rabble of Fark felt their hearts grow 3 sizes that day. Well, a little bit anyway. OK, their hearts didn't grow at all, but this story made them a little, tiny bit less jaded about the world. They still got drunk later
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Sat May 19, 2018
(Equestria Daily)
 
 
 
It's Hearts and Hooves Day and Big Mac has big romantic plans for Sugar Belle. If you watched this show enough you know a horrible fate awaits him. It's My Little Pony - The Break Up Breakdown this Saturday on Discovery Family at 11:30am ET
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Fri May 18, 2018
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Reporter: "Was there a part of you that was like, 'This isn't real. This could not happen at my school?'" Santa Fe, TX student Paige Curry: "There wasn't...It's been happening everywhere. I've always felt it would eventually happen here too"
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Thu May 17, 2018
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
How humans repress prejudices, bless your hearts
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Wed May 16, 2018
(Twitter)
 
 
 
22 years ago today, Stevie Y. scores one of the most famous Double-OT goals in NHL playoff history
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Vatican tells nuns to stop Tweeting so much
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Tue May 15, 2018
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Robinson Cano rips the heart out of Mariners fans with 80-game PED suspension
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(Fox 61 Connecticut)
 
 
 
Alcohol leads to weight gain, heart disease, cancer, diabetes, and aggressively defending third-tier quarterbacks on online message boards
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(The Local)
 
 
 
Cool: Proud mom gets tattoos of her sons' names. Not Cool: One is misspelled. Fark: So she changes the kid's name to match the tattoo. Brilliant
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(Cleveland Plain Dealer)
 
 
 
After failing to beat his 1-15 record from the 2016 season, Browns head coach to fulfill promise and jump in Lake Erie on June 1st
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Mon May 14, 2018
(Vulture)
 
 
 
Seann William Scott will star in Fox's Lethal Weapon after they fired the main character for being too Mel Gibson-like
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Fri May 11, 2018
(Twitter)
 
 
 
President Potato Head thanks Best Korea's Kim for treating the hostages so well. Hostages. That were tortured. Treated well. *Sigh*
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
French family at Dutch safari park learns that reality is less like "Tarzan" and more like "Jurassic Park." NSFW language as several pairs of pantalons are filled with merde
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(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
♪ Hello my baby / hello my honey / hello my ragtime gal / send me a kiss by wire / baby my heart's on fire ♪
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(WHO TV Des Moines)
 
 
 
Reunited high school sweethearts get married in front of school 30 years after splitting up. Groomsmen seen smoking pot behind the equipment shed
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Forty-five heartbreaking stories of sex and consent at college
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Thu May 10, 2018
(Nerdist)
 
 
 
Disneyland's Loki gives a tour to a little girl dressed as Loki. Stay for the hug
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Wed May 09, 2018
(Medical Xpress)
 
 
 
New study says there's no sign smoking weed will trigger an irregular heartbeat. But there's no sign it won't, either. Think about that
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Tue May 08, 2018
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Don't be afraid to ask questions: And, I mean a LOT of questions... so many questions that no one you work for will ever ask you to do anything ever again
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Mon May 07, 2018
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Sarah Huckabee Sanders confirms First Lady Melania Trump is indeed living away from the White House, with her parents in the DC suburbs
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Sun May 06, 2018
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Climb it control
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Sat May 05, 2018
(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
Eric Idle announces new movie based on a musical based on a movie based on legend
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(Spaceflight Now)
 
 
 
From Vandenberg's heart, Atlas stabs at thee. With its great InSight, it probes at thee. Launch window opens at 7am ET. Stream @ T Minus 20. Let's get it hot
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(WebMD)
 
 
 
Frequent saunas may cut stroke risk, increase butt splinters
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Wood frogs hold in urine all winter as a survival mechanism. And you thought it was tough to sit through an entire movie without getting up to use the restroom
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Wood frogs hold in urine all winter as a survival mechanism. And you thought it was tough to sit through an entire movie without getting up to use the restroom
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Thu May 03, 2018
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Rudy digs up
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(Medical Xpress)
 
 
 
Today's fearmongering: What's REALLY going to kill you after you survive The Big One? Traffic
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Wed May 02, 2018
(Radar Magazine)
 
 
 
To Dr. Steven Levine, Thanks For Everything; Julie Newmar recuperating from middle-of-the-night heart attack
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
President Trump officially nominated for Nobel Peace Prize. He is JUST like Obama
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(Page Six)
 
 
 
Kathy Griffin: "Anderson Cooper will never apologize to me." Anderson Cooper: "Who's Kathy Griffin?"
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Dennis Rodman, Nobel Peace Prize winner
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Iowa legislature passes "fetal heartbeat" bill to ban abortions after six weeks, down from 20
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Tue May 01, 2018
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Kanye West 2006: George Bush doesn't care about black people. Kanye West 2018: Trump is great and slavery was a choice
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Having realized that Jesus was crucified in a loin cloth, school backtracks on plan for "modesty ponchos" at the prom
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(Vox)
 
 
 
Do you drink alcohol? You're gonna die. In fact, you may be dead already. Hey, how are you reading this? Get out of here, zombie
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
This woodcock's got more game than Parker Brothers and more groove than Stella
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(Jezebel)
 
 
 
Harrison Ford got hearts racing in the 70s as the scoundrel Han Solo -- will what's his face do the same for today's Tiger Beat readers?
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Sun April 29, 2018
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
You could cancel Thrones or Brooklyn 99 and nobody would care. But the heart and soul of entertainment posting is discussing the Simpsons quotes we all share. The Simpsons break Gunsmoke's record thread, 8pm ET on Fox
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(Pro Sports Daily)
 
 
 
If Matt Millen doesn't get a heart transplant he's gonna be drafting wide receivers in the first round every year in heaven
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Fri April 27, 2018
(Twitter)
 
 
 
During an event with Team USA Paralympians at the White House Trump says that watching disabled people is "a little tough to watch too much, but I watched as much as I could"
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Wed April 25, 2018
(Twitter)
 
Video
 
Merci au Président Macron
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Tue April 24, 2018
(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Children's muscles recover faster than those of even athletes, no doubt with the help of nanites
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
EPA administrator Scott Pruitt got a sweetheart deal on a lobbyist's house who represented an industry he had oversight of. Not that one, ANOTHER ONE
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Sun April 22, 2018
(Science Daily)
 
 
 
Exercising after a heart attack could save your life. Exercising during a heart attack will likely just annoy the paramedics and ER staff
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(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
And we have our first no-hitter of 2018 ... and it's against the Red Sox
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Sat April 21, 2018
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Nazis turn out in Newnan, Georgia to demonstrate their power and might. All 12 of them apparently
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(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
Well honestly, it's not the worst way to have a heart attack
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Wed April 18, 2018
(FOX6Now)
 
 
 
The reward for turning in the "I ♥ Ho Ho Cake" bandit would buy a lot of Ho Ho cakes
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Wait....Trump brand urine tests?
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
♫ I left my heart*... in San Francisco... ♫ *along with my used needles, trash, urine and feces
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Tue April 17, 2018
(Geek.com)
 
 
 
Ohhhhhh, who's murdering inhabitants under the sea? Death Note SquarePants. With a pen and some paper and a face full of glee, Death Note SquarePants
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Russian State media "Hey here's what it would look like if somebody nuked the White House"
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Mon April 16, 2018
(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
Pygmy whale dies after stranding itself on Florida beach. Jumbo shrimp, military intelligence to attend funeral
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Giant Meteor toys with shaking up the mid-term election
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Sun April 15, 2018
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Barbara Bush is seriously ill with lung disease and heart failure, decides to leave hospital to be at home as she refuses more medical treatment
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Sat April 14, 2018
(Vanity Fair)
 
 
 
Guess who we've sent to represent us at the Summit of the Americas
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Fri April 13, 2018
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Not yet recovered from the Facebook intrusions, we get this TED Talk where the Dolby systems head talks about how in the near future your emotions will be monitored in public places using infrared cameras, CO2-level detectors and heart-rate monitors
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Arnold Schwarzenegger is feeling good but not great after heart surgery, just wants to say "Hasta la vista, baby" to the struggles associated with it
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Wed April 11, 2018
(Fox 61 Connecticut)
 
 
 
You can now order pajamas with your pet's face on them, which will really confuse your dog when it jumps in bed with you
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
So, there are more black holes than we thought. A LOT more. If you need me, I'll be under my bed
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
An HR Manager reveals all the mistakes you're making that are preventing you from getting promoted. Listen to HR; HR is your friend and only has your best interests at heart. You should trust HR, employee
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Tue April 10, 2018
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Turns out eating the world's hottest pepper might have some negative side effects
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Mon April 09, 2018
(TV Overmind)
 
 
 
Warp speed Gandalf: Artists add Star Wars characters to old thrift store paintings
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Sat April 07, 2018
(The Sun (Ireland))
 
 
 
Dying man lives ... after his heart stopped for 18 hours. And it's not even Easter
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(Medical News Today)
 
 
 
Cabbage, cauliflower and broccoli can lower the risk of heart disease and stroke. Which will be proven just as soon as scientists find an American who eats cabbage, cauliflower or broccoli
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Fri April 06, 2018
(Metro)
 
 
 
Tinky Winky was stinky drinky
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Susan Anspach has died at 75. Hearts everywhere are broken into five easy pieces
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(MSN)
 
 
 
NADs will help fight aging, according to science
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(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
City of Perth gets PwnHub'd
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Thu April 05, 2018
(Page Six)
 
 
 
Heidi Montag was rushed to a nearby hospital where she was pronounced dead. She was then transferred to a better hospital where doctors upgraded her condition to alive
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(News 3 Las Vegas)
 
 
 
Thunderbirds Are Stop
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Wed April 04, 2018
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Ex-Sinclair news director on their 'must-run' promotions:"Those videos are the equivalent to a proof-of-life hostage video." Chris Christie nods knowingly
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(Slate)
 
 
 
In the wake of yesterday's shooting at YouTube headquarters, YouTube stars do what YouTube stars do
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Russian Postal Service's new drone program runs into a problem
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(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Dave Chappelle sued by man who threw a banana at him. Experts predict an unfavorable ruling will be tossed on a peel
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Apple Watch can track movement, monitor heart rate, identify murderer
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Mon April 02, 2018
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Too bad it's just an April Fool's joke, because Stephen King would be a far better governor of Maine than the current one. Mind you, that's also true of almost every other resident of Maine
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
Hockey fans' heart attack risk rises after home team wins. Finally some good news for fans of the Columbus Blue Jackets
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Sun April 01, 2018
(NYPost)
 
 
 
It takes 50 years for a broken heart to mend
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Holy Jesus. Break out the eye bleach. The long rumored Stormy Daniels-Donald Trump sex tape has been leaked. Definitely NSFW, and probably not safe for your eyes
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Fri March 30, 2018
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Three words to strike terror into your hearts: Alt-right furries
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(Metro)
 
 
 
This free spirit dog has lived alone in a Los Angeles park for the past 13 years, doesn't want your steak or your help. Okay, maybe your steak
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(CBS Boston)
 
 
 
Gronkowski qualifies for Kentucky Derby. Sarah Jessica Parker heartbroken over missing the cut, seen muttering, "Curses, foaled again"
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Breaking up is hard to do. But most people don't go to the police for advice on dumping someone
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Thu March 29, 2018
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
New vitamin mimics crash diet and slashes heart disease, just one more question, can it ...well you know... does it mix with Rhinoceros horn asking for a friend
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(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
Westworld's first official full season 2 trailer is now live, full of robot mayhem to Nirvana's Heart Shaped Box
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(Digital Spy)
 
Weeners
 
British dick spotted
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(Medical Xpress)
 
 
 
"Just one high-fat meal sets the perfect stage for heart disease." So you better make it a tasty one
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
An interesting take on why the "Roseanne" reboot is going to be popular with the Trump crowd
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(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
"Jesus advocated for the Second Amendment"
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Wed March 28, 2018
(Reuters)
 
 
 
China *snicker* says Best Korea *snicker* really wants to denuclearize this time *snicker* No, really, hands on my heart *snicker*
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Sammy Hagar fronting Van Halen for the very first time. Farm Aid 1985. FF to 6:45 to see his intro to "I Can't Drive 55" (NSFW)
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Tue March 27, 2018
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Pulitzer Prize-winning presidential historian: "I think Republicans who are only now saying out loud what they had to know in their hearts, {about Trump}- they sold their soul for power and the check bounced"
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
The whistleblower at the heart of the Facebook/CamAnal scandal is now testifying before Parliament
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Sat March 24, 2018
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Chicago Cubs' Tommy La Stella got in a prank war with Theo Epstein and Jed Hoyer over parking spaces, leading to this video playing at Sloan Park on Friday. Moral of the story: Don't mess with the boss
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Fri March 23, 2018
(Vancouver Sun)
 
 
 
Trip to dentist leads to (a) loss of 12 pounds, (b) deadly heart infection, (c) bizarre, bulging lump on right hand, or (d) all of the above
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(WikiHow)
 
 
 
Healthy Woman Nuts: Here's how to make it happen
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Thu March 22, 2018
(I Heart Radio)
 
 
 
They have Gummies for heartburn, Gummies for probiotics, Gummies to get a tan...wait, what?
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