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| Fri July 03, 2020 |
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How to redesign the world for Coronavirus
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How to redesign the world for Coronavirus
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It's almost as if having universal health care, a competent government, nonpartisanism, and deference to experts makes a difference
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Hospitals in Texas and Arizona establish protocols for deciding which critically ill patients will get ventilators and other scarce resources, and which will get only palliative care before they die. To be run by a panel. Death panels, if you will
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Native American author wants you to know that Trumps rally at Mount Rushmore on the 4th of July is just as bad as Trump original plan to hold a rally in Tulsa on Juneteenth
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And the process is continuing day by day and minute by minute. History has stopped. Nothing exists except an endless present in which the Party is always right
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If you stole highly toxic rat poison from an exterminator's van in England, authorities want to warn you you'll probably die
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Most universities are bringing the students back in the fall. The problem is the professors know better
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A team of experts - real experts, not politicians, celebrities, or your relatives who get all their info from Facebook - put together a COVID-19 risk index to show how risky common activities are. If we all stay in our moms' basements, we'll be fine
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A team of experts - real experts, not politicians, celebrities, or your relatives who get all their info from Facebook - put together a COVID-19 risk index to show how risky common activities are. If we all stay in our moms' basements, we'll be fine
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| Thu July 02, 2020 |
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HHS Secretary Alex Azar, as you would expect during a Pandemic, has been a very busy man lately, visiting hospitals, announcing awards, new initiatives, etc. Strangely however, he seems to only be going to major media markets in battleground states
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The planning phase for school reopenings in the San Francisco Bay Area is proceeding in the stupidest but somehow most appropriate possible way
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The pain in Spain is coming mainly from the empty plane
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'Prehab' may be the ticket for your surgical rehab
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Lots of people said it couldn't be done, folks. That we had no chance. But we did it. We did it with Trump. WE HIT 50,000 NEW CORONAVIRUS CASES IN A SINGLE DAY. Woooooo-hooooo. USA USA USA USA
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| Wed May 27, 2020 |
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Clearing up the confusion nicely, we learn that the authors of last week's definitive Lancet study appear to have used creative math in their calculations
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Maybe it's because people who play the market don't typically die from coronovirus?
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CFB is returning, and the fans, coaches, administrations, alumni, fund raisers, ticket scalpers, front-yard-parkers, TV crews, advertisers, etc. couldn't be happier. Did anyone ask the players?
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A new poll says half of Americans would get a COVID vaccine. The other half say "It's in Thanos' hands now"
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The corona pandemic has made many American expats that moved to third world countries for cheap medical care realize that they live in third world countries with cheap healthcare
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The corona pandemic has made many American expats that moved to third world countries for cheap medical care realize that they live in third world countries with cheap healthcare
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Got your antibody test results and feeling reassured? Don't be. CDC now says those tests are wrong half the time
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In a shocking turn of events, Biden receives the endorsement of the AFL-CIO
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| Thu May 14, 2020 |
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Bria nursing home in Geneva, Illinois might as well be renamed Corona nursing home, with residents enjoying 82 percent infection rate and 26 percent fatality rate. First positive test was less than a month ago
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White House named project to produce and distribute COVID-19 vaccine "Operation Warp Speed". Tag brought to you by Captain Jean-Luc Picard
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Dispatch from Upsidedown World: "People with pre-existing conditions know it: Donald Trump is the healthcare President" by Natalie Herp. Err.. Harp
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Big health insurance companies a few years ago: Screw this obamacare crap, covering sick people is hurting our profits *Pandemic-larity ensues* Big Insurance now: Save us, Obamacare, you're our only hope
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Big health insurance companies a few years ago: Screw this obamacare crap, covering sick people is hurting our profits *Pandemic-larity ensues* Big Insurance now: Save us, Obamacare, you're our only hope
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It sounds like we are all going insane from the coronavirus pandemic
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The boogeyman of socialism has lost its luster, what will the 'capitalists' do in these coronavirus times?
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Bright forecasts darkness
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| Wed May 06, 2020 |
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On the same day as Richard Burr engaged in insider trading, so did his brother-in-law. What a weird coincidence
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In a shocking move, the Human Rights Campaign chooses to endorse Biden over Trump
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"Dear health care worker: Thanks for coming to New York to help us with the pandemic. In your welcome pack please find a respirator, gloves, an IT-201-V form, and a granola bar"
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Navajo Nation: Can you send us COVID-19 tests and supplies? We need them. US Government: Sure, here's a bunch of body bags
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Navajo Nation: Can you send us COVID-19 tests and supplies? We need them. US Government: Sure, here's a bunch of body bags
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Man who threatened Kentucky Governor Beshear and KSP to face charges. Now I can understand threatening a governor, but what have those Kerbals and their space program done to deserve this?
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NYC getting ready to party like it's 1975
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JetBlue to honor 100,000 healthcare workers by placing them in sealed flying petri dishes. They're also doing a low altitude flyover of NYC for the nightly 7pm front-line workers cheer
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Not content with cupping your balls and stealing your luggage, TSA withheld unneeded stockpile of 1.3 million N95 masks from hospitals and first responders. Fark needs a Pure Evil tag
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What's scarier than UV in a hotel room? UV on improperly used PPE
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"Covid-19 parties" reportedly held in Walla Walla, leaving officials horrified in nearby Ting Tang and Bing Bang
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What a sane country would learn from coronavirus
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What a sane country would learn from coronavirus
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"Greatest economy ever." "I have the best words." "I am the most popular person in the history of the Republican Party." "Worst job loss in the history of ADP report" One of these is not a lie
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Because Republicans rejected Medicaid expansion, tens of thousands of Americans are uninsured during the pandemic
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| Fri May 01, 2020 |
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"Democrats are fighting for the policies that, if they work, Republicans will later take credit for"
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You get a cap, and you get a cap, and you get a cap, everybody gets a cap
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Remember a week ago when Georgia decided to open everything back up? Today they were over 1,000 newly verified cases of COVID-19
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When you weren't looking, the Department of Homeland Security ordered 100,000 body bags and FEMA is trying to get 200 refrigerated 53' trucks. Contagion is starting to look like a documentary
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Men might be dying more often from Coronavirus, but women are working themselves to the bone trying to save us from it
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Masks? Fark yeah, there's a plan for that. A viable plan that -- gasp -- doesn't even involve grandstanding, lying or stealing
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| Wed April 29, 2020 |
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"Gunter Glieben Glauten Globen," doesn't mean anything. Neither does Sweden's response to COVID 19
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Martin Shkreli exhibits "The same kind of delusional self-aggrandizing behavior that got him a lengthy sentence in the first place." Federal judge not amused
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Lyft announces plans to lay off nearly 1,000 employees and furlough another 268, stunning industry observers who didn't realize Lyft actually HAD employees and not just independent contractors
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The EPI survey, starting with 24.4 million people who applied for unemployment benefits between March 15 and April 18, shows that the actual number of unemployed workers in the US is somewhere between 33.3 and 38.3 million people
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After furloughing 95% of their workforce, SeaWorld is trying to get a federal loan meant to help retain workers, either in bid to keep that last 5% or just to try to get a different flavor of outrage going after Blackfish
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The virus is paying off for ransomware attackers
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The virus is paying off for ransomware attackers
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Joe Biden reaches out to an ICU nurse fighting Coronavirus while Trump continues to pat himself on the back
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Despite their fondness for wearing gloves and masks, Furries cancel annual convention in Pittsburgh due to COVID-19 concerns
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Simple farmers, the people of the land, the common clay of the new West, are new hot spots
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