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Sun August 09, 2020
(CNBC)
 
 
 
He's right you know: Minneapolis Federal Reserve President Neel Kashkari advocates a six-week economic lockdown to defeat the coronavirus
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(Billboard)
 
 
 
Greatest touring rock band forced to put tour on hold
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Greatest Health Care System in Greatest Country just got a sick woman evicted for medical bill debt. Fark: Her deceased mother-in-law's
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
As schools across the country begin to open, word comes that nearly 100,000 kids in the U.S. tested positive for COVID-19 in just the last two weeks of July. Not even sure which GIF to use for this story
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(AP News)
 
 
 
"What's the matter with you Yanks? You used to be cool"
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(AP News)
 
 
 
"What's the matter with you Yanks? You used to be cool"
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Sat August 08, 2020
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Mission Accomplished
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Fri August 07, 2020
(WBUR Boston)
 
 
 
Welp, guess MA was a bit too quick to fire all those contact tracers
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
"As Gov. Ron DeSantis pushed this summer for schools to reopen, state leaders told school boards they would need Health Department approval if they wanted to keep classrooms closed. Then they instructed health directors not to give it"
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Is it REALLY a festival if there's only 250 people allowed?
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(Popular Science)
 
 
 
Other sports might claim to take skill, but science proves it. Hitting a baseball is the hardest thing to do in any sport, anywhere
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(The Conversation)
 
 
 
How Middle Zealand got rid of Covid-19
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(Green Bay Packers)
 
 
 
Packers cut the cheeseheads from attending their first two games due to coronavirus
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Thu August 06, 2020
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Uh-oh. The WaPo "fact checker" caught Chuck Schumer making a slightly inaccurate statement on cable television, so you know what that means. BSAB, vote Republican, and Trump gets to be Emperor for Life
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Calpers CIO misses return targets and quits after less than two years, saying he wanted to focus on his health and family. Also, some other jackass already nabbed the "creative differences" excuse
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Bausch Health shares soar after confirming it's selling its eye-care business in a move nobody saw coming
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(EurekAlert)
 
 
 
REM tunes eating behavior, especially their older stuff where you can't understand the words
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
American healthcare companies are experiencing an "embarrassment of profits" related to the pandemic. Soon to be experiencing an "embarrassment of laughter" after being asked to consider lowering premiums for their customers
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(EurekAlert)
 
 
 
"Will you feed us something healthy?" "Will you feed us something healthy?" "Will you feed us something healthy?" "Will you feed us something healthy?" "Will you feed us something healthy?" "Will you feed us something healthy?"
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(Vox)
 
 
 
Face mask mandates won't work if we don't educate the morons opposed to them
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Zookeepers bamboozled as pandas not bamboozled enough
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Wed August 05, 2020
(MLive.com)
 
 
 
Michigan Governor Gretchen Whitmer has a new executive directive declaring Racism a public health crisis "The pandemic has confirmed and highlighted the deadly nature of these pre-existing inequalities caused by systemic racism"
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(KOAA)
 
 
 
Think of the children
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(YardBarker)
 
 
 
The Colorado State football program may be covering-up COVID-19 cases
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(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Epic Systems ordering 9,000 employees back to work despite Covid-19 concerns and fear of "untold deaths." When asked about Coronavirus, an Epic spokesman replied "What is it?"
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(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Epic Systems ordering 9,000 employees back to work despite Covid-19 concerns and fear of "untold deaths." When asked about Coronavirus, an Epic spokesman replied "What is it?"
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(Vox)
 
 
 
Show Me state-funded healthcare
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Telehealth company Teladoc buying Livongo for $18.5 billion, already planning longer hold times
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(Central Illinois Proud)
 
 
 
Illinois social event may have exposed people to Covid 19. Fark: Event called "White Trash Bash"
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
You coronavirus clean freaks, don't expect to see any Clorox wipes until 2021
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(Lifehacker)
 
 
 
Headline:"Get a bird feeder, and don't overthink it." Article most likely written by squirrels
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Tue August 04, 2020
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
NYC health commissioner tells the mayor to take this job and shove it, I ain't socially distancing here no more
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Canada's Chief Public Health Officer, Dr. Theresa Tam, says even with a vaccine, Canada has a 3 year plan before the werewolf problem will be under control
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(CareerBuilder)
 
 
 
"High Performance Family" in Aspen, Colorado wants to hire a parent for their kids. Must be expert skier and hockey player
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(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
Anti maskers have been around 100 years. In 1918 a health official shot one on the street
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Health care, manufacturing, food processing, and warehouse workers to teachers: STFU and GBTW ya snowflakes
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(C|Net)
 
 
 
Hey, Elon, is your refrigerator running?
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(NFL)
 
 
 
If you build it, they will...have to wait until next year
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(EurekAlert)
 
 
 
Lockdown study reports surge in health anxieties, days spent at home ending in "Y"
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(Houston Chronicle)
 
 
 
The official COVID-19 case count in Texas is short by at least tens of thousands of cases
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Mon August 03, 2020
(ABC7 New York)
 
 
 
Expensive Indoor Farming pioneered in the Garden State
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(ABC7 New York)
 
 
 
Expensive Indoor Farming pioneered in the Garden State
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Today is National Grab Some Nuts Day, the one day of the year where the Fark Squirrel is at his most nervous
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Sun August 02, 2020
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Texas Governor Gregg Abbot refuses to stand and be counted for Trump at the Republican National Convention
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(ProPublica)
 
 
 
Who's keeping track of how many health care workers are dying of Covid-19? The CDC? HHS? OSHA? No, just this one anesthesiologist who stays up late at night reading obituaries
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Turns out Trump's big healthcare plan involves hitting par on the course
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Madrid Open isn't
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Fringe science group urges schools to reopen despite pandemic
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Sat August 01, 2020
(TMZ)
 
 
 
Wilford Brimley dead at 85, but the diabeetus memes will live forever
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Put on your masks, ya deutschebags
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(ABC7 New York)
 
 
 
Let's tour the world's largest indoor vertical farm that's addressing food inequity ...in where else but the Garden State
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(ABC7 New York)
 
 
 
Let's tour the world's largest indoor vertical farm that's addressing food inequity ...in where else but the Garden State
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Fri July 31, 2020
(KRON 4)
 
 
 
San Francisco is proactively building a COVID hospital for the NEXT surge in patients. Tag is for our 'fight' against the virus
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(KRON 4)
 
 
 
San Francisco is proactively building a COVID hospital for the NEXT surge in patients. Tag is for our 'fight' against the virus
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
After a series sweep against the Marlins, COVID hits the road to take on the Cardinals
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(Denver Post)
 
 
 
Racism declared public health crisis in Colorado, state pasttime in Alabama
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
MENTAL HEALTH THREAD. Are you struggling with pandemic-related mental health issues? Let's support each other while the world burns around us. Farkers gotta stick together. LGT the only thing keeping me going
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(CBS Sports)
 
 
 
Florida Marlins finally take lead. Marlins-20, Covid-19
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Old and busted: kids writing "How I spent my summer" essays for their teachers. 2020 hotness: teachers writing their own obituaries for the governor
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Pennsylvania encouraging healthcare providers to use a "weighted lottery" system based on socioeconomic status to determine who gets lifesaving drugs. You'll never guess which side of the scale they are placing their thumb
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Thu July 30, 2020
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
A Tennessee state senator has been charged with stealing more than $600,000 in federal funds received by a health care company she directed and using the money to pay for her wedding and other personal expenses. Difficulty: She's a Democrat
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
If you like microplastic in your oysters / And kerosene, paint, talc, and milk supplement powders / Have we got the seafood for you / Burma-Shellfish
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
If you've dreamed of having a job that will turn you into an insufferable bore for a month, then have we got a deal for you
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Wed July 29, 2020
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Not wanting to put people in jeopardy in this wheel of fortune we call life, game shows announce plans for guests to come on down once again
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Hosts of underage drinking party say they didn't intend to host a "COVID Party," just a crowded house party with people from multiple states, lots of alcohol, and no masks. And that girl they let in said she only had strep. Well okay, then
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
COVID 19, Marlins 18. What a comeback story
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Unhealthy diets are 'slow-motion disaster,' but can some with extra cheese
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(WBUR Boston)
 
 
 
COVID Kayla jumps in her car and does everything that she can do to spread disease from Florida to as many states as possible
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(Denver Post)
 
 
 
Play stupid games, win half your restaurants closing permanently cause you couldn't do what every other business did and shutter during a health emergency
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Tue July 28, 2020
(Sports Illustrated)
 
 
 
If the game happens, Ohio State announces that most Ohio State fans who watched them beat Michigan in person last season will be able to watch them do so in person this season
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
It's becoming increasingly evident that the 2020 MLB champion isn't going to be via World Series, rather the team that grabs the ropes and stands up like the end of Rocky II
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(Texas Tribune)
 
 
 
Texas AG decides that since County Health Boards are closing schools, he'll take away their ability to close schools. Also, re-names the three Rs to Repression, Religion, and Rigor Mortis
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
The Senate HEELS Act will include another $1,200 check delivered to you by either Rowdy Roddy Piper or the Iron Sheik
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(WRCB)
 
 
 
Rob Gronkowski has gone off the grid in Marion County TN
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"My friend has been quarantining alone for months. She's convinced that she's having an emotional relationship with a ghost living inside her apartment and that there is a sexual component to it. Should I be concerned about her mental health?"
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(NPR)
 
 
 
*click* We die
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Mon July 27, 2020
(The New Republic)
 
 
 
Teachers, bus drivers, health aides, and other school workers around the country doing everything they can to fight the Trump Administration's "school death trap" that awaits them this fall
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(WUFT Gainesville)
 
 
 
Seventeen anesthesiology residents at one of Florida's "premier" university hospital systems went to a party and got COVID-19. Meanwhile, you flunked trigonometry, but at least you know to wear a mask and stay home
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
As the pandemic rages on in the US, Americans are reducing their estimates of what makes a person rich to an average of two-million dollars. By next year expect that average to be measured by who's wearing the best barrel
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Here's a British plague story, just to keep things interesting. Also subby's 'hood when a yout
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Why have Scotland's pubs opened before its gyms? Owners say that's crap
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Why have Scotland's pubs opened before its gyms? Owners say that's crap
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Sun July 26, 2020
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
DeSantis derided descientists and defacts to dedicate deresponse to DeTrump
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Sat July 25, 2020
(Daily Dot)
 
 
 
25 mask wearers with assorted health conditions explain why if they can wear a mask, so can YOU
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(Fast Company)
 
 
 
Reasons men are going to sexual health clinics have changed over the last decade. Most men now face low batting averages and pitching nothing but curve balls. Back then it was broken bats and unforced errors
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Fri July 24, 2020
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Walmart is opening at least six more health clinics in Atlanta by the end of the year, won't comment on if it's being sued by the gubberner for wearing masks
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(Fark)
 
 
 
It's tomato season again, so I must consult the collective wisdom of Fark. Do you slice tomatoes longitudenally or latitudenially for putting on a sandwitch?
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(Medical Xpress)
 
 
 
The health, well-being, and food security of families is crumbling under the stress from the 'rona. If the booze supply dries up we're all doomed
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(ProPublica)
 
 
 
Who knew there's a "provision of the Occupational Safety and Health Act that allows workers to sue the secretary of labor for 'arbitrarily or capriciously' failing to counteract imminent dangers?" Meat packing workers near Scranton, that's who
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(Aviation Web)
 
 
 
It's better in the Bahamas. Not that you'll ever get the chance to compare
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Thu July 23, 2020
(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
How do exponential curves work again?
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(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
This train wreck isn't going fly into the twin towers by itself, says Mrs. Dumpsterfire 2017
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
How to talk to maskless covidiots
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(Fox 31 Denver)
 
 
 
'Chick-Fil-A leads Colorado fast food joints in COVID-19 outbreaks, and it isn't even close'
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(AP News)
 
 
 
"Silent spread of virus keeps scientists grasping for clues", victims gasping for air
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(Cinema Blend)
 
 
 
Anna Camp: "I didn't wear a mask outside just this one time. Oops"
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Wed July 22, 2020
(Politico)
 
 
 
Bipartisan support for masks is on the rise thanks to common sense
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(Metro)
 
 
 
New research claims backseat drivers are helpful
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(KCCI Des Moines)
 
 
 
Public Health: I know you want to reopen schools, Governor, but we have a TON of new cases every day. Governor: No problem, we'll just stop testing
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Tue July 21, 2020
(National Review)
 
 
 
Mental Health Experts at NRO: "Why Kanye Can Be Healthy for American Politics." Bipolar episode + too much money is never a good thing
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Apparently never having had to wait their turn for a procedure, UK surgeons are getting impatient
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Apparently never having had to wait their turn for a procedure, UK surgeons are getting impatient
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Great news, everybody. Cinnabon is now a health food store
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(Salon)
 
 
 
The secret to immortality might be pasta
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Mon July 20, 2020
(Fox News)
 
 
 
King Salman admitted for tests. Tastes great with butter. Should be served fresh
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
"Mike Pence doesn't think CDC guidelines should impede schools opening? What exactly are they for? These're public health guidelines & shouldn't be skimmed and ultimately deemed inconsequential to our current situation. They're not Mary Trump's book"
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Sun July 19, 2020
(BBC)
 
 
 
Old and busted: fire station on fire. New, hot and short of breath: COVID-19 outbreak in COVID-19 track and trace call centre
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Only in America can you have a story about 1.5 million healthcare workers being laid off during a pandemic
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Sat July 18, 2020
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Drowning coyote pup saved by rafter and nursed back to health. Yipyip is doing OK
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Drowning coyote pup saved by rafter and nursed back to health. Yipyip is doing OK
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(Some Foodie)
 
 
 
Eating inside restaurants is why Orange County and much of the rest of California had to close again
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Fri July 17, 2020
(Politico)
 
 
 
You'd think the director of the Centers for Disease Control would be a good person to have testify at Congressional school re-opening hearings. But Trump's White House says you'd be wrong
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(KATC Acadiana)
 
 
 
Governor of Louisiana says "Wear a mask". Louisiana AG says "Don't listen to the governor." Lafayette, LA Mayor says "Hi I'm Bobby Newport"
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(Kotaku)
 
 
 
GameStop will require both remaining customers to wear facemasks
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Neither virus, masks, social distancing, or potential lack of pills shall keep Elvis Week from loving fans tender
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(Politico)
 
 
 
In the nasty, but largely under the radar cage match between HHS Sec Alex Azar and CMS Director Seema Verna, Verma has recently seized the upper hand by getting the WH on HER side, but the HHS IG just snuck in and whacked her with a folding chair
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(WTHR Indianapolis)
 
 
 
2020: The year of living stupidly
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(Food and Wine)
 
 
 
Ikea has begun assembling plant-based meatballs
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Confectioner Cadbury says it's reducing the size - but not the price - of its candies. You know, for safety
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
72 NFL players are ready for Covid season
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Thu July 16, 2020
(NPR)
 
 
 
In Georgia, where the governor just overruled municipal mask mandates, they are exporting patients to others state's hospitals. Is that Blue Oyster Cult on the radio?
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(AP News)
 
 
 
First Lady continues to grow and contribute to her community
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(KCCI Des Moines)
 
 
 
Oh, so you're a state public health spokesperson? No problem. You gave real answers to media questions about COVID-19? That's a firing
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(CNN)
 
 
 
We're at the "refrigerated trucks" handle morgue overflow overture in Texas's reprisal of New York's Pandemic in Springtime
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
U.S. coronavirus data has already disappeared after Trump administration shifted control from CDC to HHS
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(WTAE)
 
 
 
"Enrollment down at Cranberry school due to pandemic". Why cranberries have their own school not clear
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Magaluf closes bars "for the rest of the year" because Britons don't know how to party safely
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Dr. Fauci's wife Christine Grady has had just about ENOUGH of these attacks on her husband, and, as head of Department of Bioethics at the NIH, if ANYBODY has access to an evil clone army or mutant super-serum, it's her
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Almost 1/3 of all children tested in Florida are positive for Coronavirus
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(Boston.com)
 
 
 
We are now down to just one drink a day. Time to get a bigger glass
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Wed July 15, 2020
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Just a little healthy retribution against an actual patriot
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Coronavirus leads to fewer coffin nails
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Okay, big sigh of relief, everyone: Ruth Bader Ginsburg has been discharged from hospital and is doing well
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(CNN)
 
 
 
French healthcare workers collectively bargain for $9 billion in pay raises. For the Americans, collective bargaining is a negotiation between an employer and a labor union usually on wages, hours, and working conditions. You should try it some time
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Without having to actually pay for, you know, actual surgeries and doctor's visits, the US' largest health insurer more than doubled its profit in Q2
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(Stars and Stripes)
 
 
 
Squeeze over the crowd limit in Corona times, better have that 25 grand ready for the fine. Some places take health regulations seriously and you may find they won't think its cool when your app invites 500 to show up to your pad
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(The Age (Melbourne))
 
 
 
Australian ICUs are saving 85% of their COVID-19 patients. But you wouldn't want to live there, because we all know nationalised healthcare is the worst, amiright?
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Tue July 14, 2020
(CNN)
 
 
 
RBG is in the hospital, everybody panic. Seriously, everybody panic
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(Sky.com)
 
 
 
Burger King to battle climate change by A: Using more recyclable packaging? B: Making more plant-based sandwiches? or C: Feeding cows lemongrass?
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(In These Times)
 
 
 
We're about to have an unemployment crisis, eviction crisis, health crisis, child care crisis, and business failure crisis all feeding each other, and the federal government does not particularly seem to care
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
Governor Cuomo welcomes Jimmy Fallon back to New York City as The Tonight Show returns to the studio
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
DeSantis deheckled during depress conference by devoters
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(Fox 13 Tampa Bay)
 
 
 
Disney presents their new Russian Roulette ride, offering mask-free Covid-19 zones for guests to relax and ... cough cough ... excuse me, I don't feel so hot
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(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Seldom is the question asked, Is our school board a idiots?
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Mon July 13, 2020
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
A record 5.4 million Americans have lost their health insurance in the pandemic. World's greatest healthcare system, ladies and gentlemen
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(Texas Observer)
 
 
 
Weird. It's almost though a for-profit health system in a state with little oversight makes inadequate staffing and neglect of patients inevitable. And then fatal if a pandemic shows up. Who could have guessed?
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Because what 2020 needs is disturbing an Indian burial site
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
IPA beer drinkers more likely to be adventurous, study claims. Of course, so are folks who eat head cheese, fried crickets, and swallow tide pods
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Sun July 12, 2020
(CityNews Toronto)
 
 
 
There are proper ways to clean grocery store shopping baskets. This would not be one of them
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(Some nice smelling dog shampoos)
 
 
 
My dogs now smell like dryer sheets, and it's fantastic. What's your favorite shampoo to get rid of hound-stank?
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Sat July 11, 2020
(PennLive)
 
 
 
Mom who didn't listen to anti-vaxxer warnings vows not to make same mistake of listening to experts again
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Most glorious nation of Kazakhstan says Chinese are know-nothings and there is no new deadly virus is most wonderful and healthy nation
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(Politicus USA)
 
 
 
Trump campaign actively discourages staff from discussing Coronavirus, wearing masks, or admitting they're sick
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Fri July 10, 2020
(CNN)
 
 
 
All right New Zealand Farker, reveal yourself in the comments
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(Medical Xpress)
 
 
 
Nearly half of US adults projected to be Wall-E extras by 2030
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(Daily Star)
 
 
 
North Korean despot Kim Jong-un is not dead, he's just in zombie form after visiting his grandad Kim Il-Sung's memorial site. His sister has taken over the day-to-day as she seeks an end to US summit to prove she's in control (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Put on your shocked face...Trump wrote the health report he used for his election
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(WKRG Mobile)
 
 
 
Mississippi - one of the states with the fewest health care resources - announces that its five largest hospitals have run out of ICU beds
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(AL.com)
 
 
 
Sheriff on why he won't give masks to jail inmates: "They're going to eat them"
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(Bangor Daily News)
 
 
 
"Whatever you call it, the natural byproduct of human digestion - feces, fecal material, poo or poop - is a true indicator of internal health." Tag is for when you eat too much cheese
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Thu July 09, 2020
(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Last month, angry OC residents forced the resignation of their chief health officer, even threatening her with death for daring to require masks. It looks like as they sowed, so shall they be reaped
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(Big Ten Conference)
 
 
 
The Big Ten announces they will only play with themselves this fall
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(The Onion)
 
 
 
"Dumbass Dog Wearing Face Mask All Wrong"
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(Bored Panda)
 
 
 
These are your lungs...these are your lungs with Possible COVID-19 based pneumonia...any questions?
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(Network World)
 
 
 
Silly contact tracers, everyone knows that 5G *causes* Covid-19
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(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Planned Parenthood wishes it could abort Kanye West
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(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Planned Parenthood wishes it could abort Kanye West
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
You'll never guess where the new epicenter for the world dystopia is
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
TSA employee blows whistle over inadequate COVID-19 precautions. TSA Administrator does the surprising thing
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Wed July 08, 2020
(MSN)
 
 
 
Zimbabwe's health minister is fired over a virus-linked equipment scam. White House last seen taking notes, preparing job offer
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(C|Net)
 
 
 
You are not alone; many experience a reptile dysfunction
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Walmart just announced it's getting into health insurance. You will never see an orderly waiting room or non-mouthbreathing nurse again
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(Post Independent)
 
 
 
Restaurant owner and House candidate Lauren Boebert (Q-Colorado) got 80 people food poisoning with diarrhea back in 2017
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Nothing ominous here. Just 1/3rd of Americans didn't make their rent or mortgage payments for July
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
In which the UK government announces bold plans to charge NHS employees for parking while at work
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Tue July 07, 2020
(Austin News KXAN)
 
 
 
UT Austin, which is currently planning to have students in dorms and in F2F classes, and which has no real plan for what to do about bathrooms other than have custodial staff clean them a lot....just had its first death from COVID. A custodian
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Mon July 06, 2020
(Medical Xpress)
 
 
 
Fiji reports its first coronavirus case in 78 days. There's always that ONE GUY
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Don't worry J.K. Rowling issues another statement to attempt to dig up. "Young people struggling with their mental health are being shunted towards hormones and surgery when this may not be in their best interests." Her publicist seen weeping
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Sat July 04, 2020
(CNN)
 
 
 
News: Arizona Department of Health demands that 3 gyms comply with shutdown order and close within 26 minutes, or face legal action. Fark: "Liquor licenses at two gyms were suspended as a result of their continued operation over the last few days"
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Fri July 03, 2020
(NASCAR)
 
 
 
The first NASCAR driver to report positive for COVID-19 is Jimmie Johnson. The Nasfark Idol is out of control, people
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(Politico)
 
 
 
How to redesign the world for Coronavirus
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(CNN)
 
 
 
It's almost as if having universal health care, a competent government, nonpartisanism, and deference to experts makes a difference
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Looks like it's gonna be harder to vote in Alabama thanks to new Supreme Court ruling
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(Metro)
 
 
 
If you stole highly toxic rat poison from an exterminator's van in England, authorities want to warn you you'll probably die
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(Grub Street)
 
 
 
You should tip at least 50% if you go to a restaurant or get takeout
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(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
Fiat Chrysler to assembly-line workers: The coronavirus will continue until morale improves
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Thu July 02, 2020
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Ice melts
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(AP News)
 
 
 
While you're swimming, perhaps. Otherwise, NO
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(Mercury News)
 
 
 
The planning phase for school reopenings in the San Francisco Bay Area is proceeding in the stupidest but somehow most appropriate possible way
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Depiction of 25-years-hence remote worker looks eerily familiar
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(Connecticut Post)
 
 
 
Remember Trump's rally in Tulsa? "Health-care workers were quizzed about whether they had leaked the information about the positive cases to the news media - and then were given a different list of people to test"
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(Awful Announcing)
 
 
 
Cam Newton, enjoy your life in the Boston sports media hot zone for the next six months. "The only thing surprising has been the speed with which the first horrible sports radio segment got to air" - hey, they're just Doing Their Job
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Yale study supported by the National Institute of Health: Official U.S. coronavirus death toll is a lie
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(CBC)
 
 
 
I want to see the 2020 NHL finals. Do you? Toronto and Edmonton as host cities. Will the players vote for it? If not go Jets
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Governor Florida Man says Florida will not re-close. "I think when you see the younger folks, I think a lot of it is more just social interactions, so that's natural." Spontaneous combustion is also natural
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Wed July 01, 2020
(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
Now there's absolutely no reason to go to Austin, TX
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(Dallas News)
 
 
 
Kids don't really carry the virus. Daycare centers: Hold my glitter macaroni art while I lick the Jungle Jim
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(WXYZ Detroit)
 
 
 
Kiss My Bezos; Detroit Amazon delivery driver quits midshift via Twitter rant on Uber ride home, informing interested parties where to score a half-full truck with keys in the ignition
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Man hospitalized after overdosing on horse anesthetic stolen from vet. Doctors say the man is now in stable condition
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Man hospitalized after overdosing on horse anesthetic stolen from vet. Doctors say the man is now in stable condition
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Tue June 30, 2020
(CBS News)
 
 
 
"Congratulations, it's a happy, healthy, bouncing 50-pound cyst"
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
With the exception of Presidents Lincoln and Roosevelt, there will be no social distancing at Trump's 3rd of July Mount Rushmore event. Yeah, I'm not going to tell him Independence Day is on the 4th either
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(Columbus Dispatch)
 
 
 
Ohio Face-Eating Leopard Party goes cannibal because the F-ELP governor supports healthy faces covered in masks instead of uncovered and diseased faces
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Unemployment makes it very clear that universal health care would be a benefit to all
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Mon June 29, 2020
(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Diamondbacks pitcher Mike Leake, last seen injuring himself in freak offseason incident with his dog, is first MLB player to nope out of 2020 season restart, will not receive salary or service time
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
These are the Pros and Cons of pea-eating
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
More good news from the World Health Organization, they're now saying "the worst is yet to come" in the fight against the coronavirus, and that "the pandemic is actually speeding up"
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Cirque du Soleil runs out of Soleil
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(Fox 5 San Diego)
 
 
 
Beluga whale spotted off San Diego is farthest south the species has been documented on West Coast
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Oklahoma voters who brave the pandemic and go to the polls tomorrow will get to decide if giving free healthcare to 200,000 of their fellow citizens, roughly 1/3 of the state's population, sounds like a good idea or not
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(Washington Examiner)
 
 
 
You see, when an old, white trump supporter yells "WHITE POWER" it doesn't mean what you think it means because
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Wilson Chandler opts out of resuming the NBA season because he wants to spend more time with his family. It also helps that no one knows who Wilson Chandler is
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(ABC7 Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Trader Joe's Tiffany of Los Angeles defends herself, saying she had a good reason for her sociopathic disregard for the health and well-being of her fellow shoppers
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(C|Net)
 
 
 
Here they come
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Sun June 28, 2020
(CNN)
 
 
 
Good news coming from Trump's HHS secretary Alex Azar: We're all going to die from the coronavirus and you'll be lucky if you live though it as a zombie: 'Window closing for us to take action'
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Trying to explain to the wife how you got COVID19 got a bit more awkward for those living in Vancouver
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Seniors in Florida battle it out with NSFW language and not safe for pandemic health guideline adherence
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Sat June 27, 2020
(PBS)
 
 
 
*Screams into the void*
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Div II Morehouse College will not be playing more football in 2020
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
This one has even Ric Romero shaking his head and saying "Yeah, we know"
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Covid-19 is a stress test for the USA's health care system, and it might just break
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Roger Stone to be pardoned by July 13
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Fri June 26, 2020
(University of British Colombia)
 
 
 
Scientists at the No S*** Sherlock Institute determine that smoking, divorce and alcohol abuse are the factors most closely associated with dying
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(Stat News)
 
 
 
How COVIDiots across the US are bullying health officials into supporting their demands
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(Market Screener)
 
 
 
American Airlines will stop limiting seat capacity on flights beginning July 1. Don't worry - these things usually self-correct
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(CTV News)
 
 
 
Meanwhile the covid crisis continues to crush Canada. Wait, what's that? Only a 100 or so cases in all of Ontario today... Make that, Canada continues to crush the covid
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(CTV News)
 
 
 
Meanwhile the covid crisis continues to crush Canada. Wait, what's that? Only a 100 or so cases in all of Ontario today... Make that, Canada continues to crush the covid
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
White House Coronavirus Task Force gets the band back together to hold another briefing after breaking up weeks ago
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(Capital Gazette)
 
 
 
Co-founder of ReOpen Maryland movement: "I was diagnosed yesterday at the ER with COVID-19 and here I am months after not wearing a mask at rallies, churches and so on and so it's funny how capricious this thing is"
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Trump is making our economic, public health, and racial crises worse. Being judged for that is causing him stress. And stress is making Trump more Trumpy. It's the circle of strife
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(CBS Pittsburgh)
 
 
 
Customer to restaurant owner: why are the staff not wearing masks? Restaurant owner to customer: don't come back. Health Department to restaurant owner: here are 11 violations we found
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(Austin News KXAN)
 
 
 
300 teens possibly exposed to COVID-19 at Texas 'Pongfest' party
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(KHOU Houston)
 
 
 
Houston, we have a problem: All ICU beds are occupied
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Big government for me but not for thee
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Thu June 25, 2020
(Thread Reader)
 
 
 
You know things have gotten bad when the people who poured millions of dollars into lying about government-run health care actually admit they made a mistake
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
The transformation of a lost sick dog into a happy healthy pupper (Dust Warning, CAT 4)
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Not news: Health insurer kicks back premium cash. Fark: to the insured
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
GAO to Bureau of Land Management: So, just how much Gold, Silver, and Copper are private companies mining from public lands without having to pay even a penny in royalties for? Bureau of Land Management: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
We now go to the UK, where unlike in reckless America, people maintain social distancing and care about the health of their fellow -- OH DEAR GOD
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(EurekAlert)
 
 
 
A 5-minute urine test can reveal the quality of your diet and whether it's the best fit for your body. But who can pee for five minutes?
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
"If you value your health, do not believe the president"
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Seems the burn unit is handling the Ottawa Health twitter account
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(CNN)
 
 
 
"Djokovic's folly is a lesson to the world"
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Wed June 24, 2020
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Judge orders president to wear a mask: "He has a constitutional obligation to follow the laws as well as to promote the general welfare of the people, which means taking measures to protect citizens' right to health," -difficulty: not the US
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(Nerdist)
 
 
 
You otter watch these critters eating a healthy breakfast
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(News 13 Orlando)
 
 
 
Trump's White House wins ruling on health care, and surprisingly it's not a plan to grind up newborn babies to power Kellyanne Conway's soul for another week, it's actually . . . huh, it's actually a good thing? Is that possible?
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(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
🌈 Save The Stonewall 🌈
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Everything's bigger in Texas, including the number of demands from locals for the federal government to keep supporting COVID-19 testing sites in the state. Seems like they haven't bought into the idea that cases will drop if they just stop testing
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(Axios)
 
 
 
Small businesses are facing a cash crunch post-lockdown
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
Yakima County, Washington is the latest to run out of hospital beds from treating COVID-19
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Tue June 23, 2020
(Food and Wine)
 
 
 
Po-tay-toes are new-tri-shus with or without their skins
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
If you are noticing a few hundred less tweets a day from Trump lately, it's because he's increasingly being preoccupied with defending his physical and mental health these days
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
"My mom is an independent contractor and lost most of her business during the pandemic; I worry her mental health is deteriorating and she needs help. How can I get her to accept this?"
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Dead man had mental illness, paranoia, and fear of police. Of course, since the police killed him while checking on his mental health, perhaps he wasn't paranoid after all
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Saudi Arabia, proving that it prefers to cut the population down to size on an artisanal rather than industrial scale, cancels the Hajj pilgrimage
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Mon June 22, 2020
(Politico)
 
 
 
HHS hires McKinsey to audit the almost $200 billion in emergency relief funds given to hospitals in the pandemic relief bill. By a shocking coincidence many of those hospitals have highly lucrative contracts with...yep. Mckinsey
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Best Virginia won't be playing basketball due to the 'rona
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(NPR)
 
 
 
If your state took 9 weeks to reach 50,000 COVID-19 cases, but four weeks and a day to reach 100,000 cases, you might be from Florida
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Scotland says it may take company stakes to keep them from turning into crap
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(WCNC Charlotte)
 
 
 
White House will still host Fourth of July event this year, despite pandemic. In other news, people apparently checking Tik Tok for info on tickets
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Small and medium businesses are feeling the brunt of lockdown pain, but then again, they're not getting multi-$billion bailouts for their stonk prices and execs either
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Sun June 21, 2020
(NPR)
 
 
 
The pandemic has made one thing abundently clear: Nursing homes, along with every other American business "struggling" to find workers need to pay a living wage to employees, including comprehensive health care
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Sat June 20, 2020
(CBS News)
 
 
 
Coughchella 2020 is here! Trump promotes Volksgerminderp, live from Tulsa. 8pm ET start
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Food bank receives 33-year-old can of anchovies
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(KHON2 Honolulu)
 
 
 
Oklahoma man quarantined in Hawaii dies in Spitting Caves. Strange, you'd think Swallowing Caves would have got him instead
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Fri June 19, 2020
(Parade)
 
 
 
Once they awoke from their naps, really old people shared the secrets to living a vibrant healthy life to 100
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(Wired)
 
 
 
"'We have a window into his cognitive process already.' That would be Twitter"
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(NBC Philadelphia)
 
 
 
That six feet college socially distant rule will be broken the first time someone says I got some beer in my dorm
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Kid Rock's "Big Honky Tonk Steakhouse" in Nashville, TN has its beer permit yanked for Covid-related health code violations. In other news, simply being a restaurant owned by Kid Rock somehow isn't its own health code violation
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
An historic pandemic originates in your country. Should you: C) Blast a neighboring country with a sustained cyber assault targeting a wide variety of institutions, including healthcare
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
No, but if he wants to take it that way, it's fine by me
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Thu June 18, 2020
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Nebraska governor threatens to withhold covid funds from localities that care about public health
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(Fox 31 Denver)
 
 
 
Emails show Pence had CDC director call Colorado state health officials and talk them into letting meat packing plant reopen, which promptly became a virus hotspot
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Wed June 17, 2020
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Rick Romero Institute for Contact Tracing discovers that homeowners don't answer phone call from numbers they don't recognize
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Texas coronavirus hospitalizations jump 11% in one day. Gov. Greg Abbott: "All is well, remain calm"
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
October-surprise Donnie really wants a vaccine because he really cares about Americans living and not-at-all about winning in November. He wants it so much that he doesn't care how many have to die in the process. OK, hold that Bible
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(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
Fact-checking Rep. Talib's claim Detroit spends $9 mil on healthcare and $300 mil on police: It's true, but a lot of healthcare spending comes from grants and federal money, and if you factor that in, they only spend 10x as much on cops as healthcare
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(WCVB Boston)
 
 
 
These young men are working together by baking dog treats & selling them to neighbors, with all proceeds going to a local food bank. So far they've raised $250 & have 50 orders in the queue. Let's give them a hand this Woofday Wetnose Wednesday
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(ABC 15)
 
 
 
For those Las Vegas casino executives yearning to open up, maybe they should take a look at the ones in Arizona first
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Tue June 16, 2020
(The Hill)
 
 
 
For those of you who were questioning why the CDC told us that face masks weren't necessary when the pandemic started, only to hear them say they're imperative for the safety and wellbeing of your health, we now have your answer
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(WBUR Boston)
 
 
 
Daycares prepare to reopen, face thicket of health restrictions as well as parental reluctance. On the positive side, little kids who love social distancing and wearing masks are probably future school shooters, so we can nip 'em in the bud
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(WRAL)
 
 
 
ReopenNC founder goes all 'the stupid, it burns' with new mask challenge
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
During a phone call with governors, according to audio obtained by the NY Times. Pence urged the state leaders to take on the administration's explanation for rises in cases - that more testing has led to more positive cases - which isn't at all true
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Most 'rona tests cost around $100. Why did one cost $2,315? "It's not unheard-of that one hospital can charge 100 times the price of another for the same thing"
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(Food and Wine)
 
 
 
Virgin Atlantic Airlines may be taking its name a *bit* too literally
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(The New Civil Rights Movement)
 
 
 
The head of a right wing group that poured millions into pushing Neil Gorsuch into ascending to the Supreme Court melts down after learning he's not a bigoted asshole
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Mon June 15, 2020
(The Conversation)
 
 
 
We don't know if breastfeeding is rising or falling in Australia, and that's bad for everyone. On the other hand we're reasonably sure they're not trying to kill everyone, so that's a pretty big positive
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(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
Taxi driver turns hearse driver as coronavirus deaths spike in India, says you're only as healthy as you feel
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
Hong Kong Disneyland sets reopening date and guidelines, refusing to discuss ongoing hostilities with Universal Studios China
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(Forbes)
 
 
 
Some mildly symptomatic COVID infections lead to significant long term problems, according to Dutch study fresh from the oven
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Sat June 13, 2020
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Move along, folks, nothing to see here - just China totally locking down parts of Beijing due to coronavirus outbreak at wholesale meat market
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(newsdio.com)
 
 
 
More great news from the most efficent health care system in the world: Seattle man gets $1.1 million bill, heart palpitations
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Study shows young U.S. men having a lot less sex in the 21st century. Social media and electronic gaming are "suggested" to be partly to blame. Ya think?
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(KJZZ Tempe)
 
 
 
♪ You and me, and COVID-19, must live together in perfect harmony. ♪
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Local health officials are facing firing, death threats or both because they won't go along with politicians who put the almighty dollar over public health
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Fri June 12, 2020
(Cincinnati Enquirer)
 
 
 
DeWine: "My state medical director just retired, please don't leave me hanging here." State health director Acton: "Fark this, we're about to have an outbreak and I'm done dealing with the Flu Klux Klan"
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
On the anniversary of the Pulse nightclub shooting, Trump wipes out health care discrimination protections for all trans people in the US. What are we up to, like, a dozen "just a coincidence"s just this week?
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(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Hello, Isle of Wight Festival, is it Lionel Riche you've been looking for?
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Ohio Republican reminded nowadays "colored" should only refer to children's artwork
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
The Children of the Corn re-re-re-reboot has finished filming in the cornfields of Australia
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Ric Romero asks why COVID continues to spike. Obvious tag last seen hooked up to a ventilator in the ICU
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Guys have been right all along as health experts say it's better to leave the toilet seat up
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(People Magazine)
 
 
 
Chuck E Cheese may soon declare bankruptcy potentially rendering thousands of skeeball winner tickets worthless
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Thu June 11, 2020
(Chattanooga Pulse)
 
 
 
From the Ric Romero Institute Of The Obvious comes a new study that shows that the leading cause of bad driving ... is bad drivers. Obvious tag last seen drag racing down the center lane
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(AP News)
 
 
 
MotoGP to resume dragging knees with 2 races in Spain in July
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(EurekAlert)
 
 
 
Get ready for covid-related drug shortages. "Among medical specialties severely affected are oncology, critical care and infectious disease"
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(Bored Panda)
 
 
 
50 felines that went from mega-cat-loaf to super lean floofies
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Wed June 10, 2020
(Forbes)
 
 
 
Thanks to Republican malgovernment, Arizona hospitals are now overwhelmed by Covid patients. Sick tag is in the ICU
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(EurekAlert)
 
 
 
Kids who drink juice when they're very young are usually healthier, especially if they put off the black coffee and bourbon to their late pre-teens
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(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
Nine out of ten Americans say the pandemic can reset 'business as usual' with only one in four saying that the current form of capitalism benefits society, apparently unaware that this isn't even Capitalism's final form
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
UK telehealth provider Babylon inadvertently shares patient garden info
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Tue June 09, 2020
(NBC News)
 
 
 
The WHO releases its new hit, Ball of Confusion
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
In addition to healthy staff, PPE, humanity, etc., hospitals are now running out of *spins wheel* painkillers. OH, COME ON
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(ABC7 Chicago)
 
 
 
Lolla-no-palooza
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
We're #11. Which sounds bad until you realize it's like being #1, but twice
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(Wave3 Louisville)
 
 
 
Kentucky Gov. Andy Beshear does the right thing, announces plans to provide 100% health coverage to the states black residents because of inequalities in health care coverage
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(ABC 15)
 
 
 
And let's see how Arizona's freedom is going... hoo boy
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Though your own mental health likely won't recover after lockdown, celebrity vet has tips to help your dog recover its mental health after lockdown, when you leave the house more often and shower it with less attention. Difficulty: no steak
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Mon June 08, 2020
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Epidemiologists are more willing to fly on a plane than attend a wedding during the pandemic but really it just sounds like they want to use COVID-19 as an excuse to get out of going to weddings
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(News 8000 La Crosse)
 
 
 
America's Largest Waterpark set to re-open in June. Do snorkels count as facemasks?
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
American Airlines releases the details of the severance packages for execs if they are laid off when the federal cash expires, including nine months of pay and a little over two years of health-care. Those already fired can go suck avgas exhaust
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Sat June 06, 2020
(Science Alert)
 
 
 
Scientists create synthetic red blood cells that can be packed like heart-healthy piñatas
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(C|Net)
 
 
 
How to watch the ISS cross the Moon during its partial lunar eclipse this weekend
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(WRCB)
 
 
 
Anderson's gear was a 7-medium action, Shakespeare rod with a Quantum HD 40 spinning reel. The spinning reel had 12-pound monofilament line. His hook was a number 2, octopus circle, baited with a nightcrawler. Who knew fishing could get so technical
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Fri June 05, 2020
(Politico)
 
 
 
Johns Hopkins epidemiologist: "We should always evaluate the risks and benefits of efforts to control the virus, in this moment the public health risks of not protesting to demand an end to systemic racism greatly exceed the harms of the virus"
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
In a show of solidarity with Hair Furor, Fox News bravely postpones its return to the office. Again. Until at least the end of July
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
"What constitutes a riot is in the eyes of the beholder." How health insurance is trying bone its covered and bleeding members
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
I am not your Grandma .... I am the sexy, yes
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
I am not your Grandma .... I am the sexy, yes
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(Medical Xpress)
 
 
 
Drinking alone at home in your underpants proven most effective way to stop Corona virus from spreading as Finland reports zero new cases and virus reproduction rate of 0.8
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(Anchorage Daily News)
 
 
 
Lost whale swims up river in Alaska, turns around when it sees locals stocking up on barbecue sauce
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Thu June 04, 2020
(Popular Science)
 
 
 
Snake oil salesman ready headline: We can soon thank butterfly tongues for better cancer treatments and vaccines
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(MEL Magazine)
 
 
 
Taking the time to wash your car by hand will improve your health. Washing your car while wearing a bikini could improve the health of your neighborhood [NSFW]
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