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Fri June 24, 2022
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
NASA wants its moon dust and cockroaches back. This is not a headline from 'The Onion'
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Wed June 22, 2022
(Washington Examiner)
 
 
 
Well, given A) that would be an overt act of war B) you cite NO evidence in a piece labeled "opinion" and C) the headline is in the form of a question, it's pretty safe to say the answer is "no"
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Tue June 21, 2022
(The Register)
 
 
 
"Voicemail phishing emails steal Microsoft credentials" is yet another in a long line of 'most microsoft evar' headlines
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Headline of the Month May 2022 voting for D'awww
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Headline of the Month May 2022 voting for Fandom
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Headline of the Month May 2022 voting for Entertainment
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Headline of the Month May 2022 voting for STEM
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Headline of the Month May 2022 voting for Business
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Headline of the Month May 2022 voting for Sports
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Headline of the Month May 2022 voting for Main
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Headline of the Month Voting for May 2022. Links to the voting threads for all ten tabs. Last chance to vote! Voting ends Tuesday June 21, 4pm Eastern
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Mon June 20, 2022
(CBS 58 Milwaukee)
 
 
 
18-year-old has written ten books about growing up in Racine, Wisconsin. Subby took ten minutes and three attempts to write this headline, and it's probably still misspelled
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(AOL)
 
 
 
"For Jan. 6 rioters who believed Trump, storming the Capitol made sense" headline omits the obvious "because they're stupid" because it doesn't really need to be said
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Thu June 16, 2022
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Headline:"Archaeologists race against time to study crumbling 1,300-year-old shipwreck". 1,300 years? Archaeologists are the worst procrastinators
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(The Verge)
 
 
 
Yeah, yeah Tesla is raising prices again. Is it really so hard for journalists to write it all out in the correct order: Select Model S, 3, X, and Y cars are affected. Wasn't for this headline, but then subby again isn't a professional journalist
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Tue June 14, 2022
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
The Germans have developed a tank that will outmatch all other tanks. This headline is not a repeat from 1939
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Wholesale Prices spike 10.8% in May. Retail prices trembling with anticipa....tion
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Fark ready headline: MLB Experimenting with Minor Leaguers' Balls to Find Best Sticky Substance
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Mon June 13, 2022
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Headline from later today: Steph Curry listed as questionable for game five of NBA finals due to concussion protocol
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Sat June 11, 2022
(MSN)
 
 
 
Often the headline needs no help: Florida man looking for Frisbees in alligator-infested lake found dismembered
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Fri June 10, 2022
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Headline: "Why aren't highly effective weight loss drugs widely used?" Subheader: "Insurance won't cover them and there's a massive shortage." Why read the article then?
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(Metro)
 
 
 
I tried, but sometimes you can't improve on the original headline: Granny's bush so big it's 'a hazard to anyone who walks past'
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Thu June 09, 2022
(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
Faith No More got back together because they decided to be nice to each other in 2009, except for Jim Martin, who still grows giant gourds. Admittedly this is not a good headline, but is my way of getting the rare FNM triple in play
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(Dayton Daily News)
 
 
 
Today in misleading headlines: Russia rallies, achieves victory. Hint one - Sports Tab. Hint two - Ohio
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(IGN)
 
 
 
Your entertainment word salad headline of the day: "Sir Anthony Hopkins will play a sentient battle robot in a new Zack Snyder movie"
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(CNN)
 
 
 
I'll take, "Headlines I don't want to ever visually imagine in my head, ever," for $1000, Alex
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(AP News)
 
 
 
"More bodies found in Mariupol as global food crisis looms." Just what the hell is this headline getting at?
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Wed June 08, 2022
(YouTube)
 
 
 
It's impossible to write a funny headline for this, can only manage heartbroken and angry [disturbing content warning]
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(CBR)
 
 
 
(Sees headline) This will bring calm, balanced agreement to Fark's Star Wars fans. Subby gets Sith cloak and cane, walks away like Emperor Palpatine at the end of his first scene in Return of the Jedi
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(Some Bear)
 
 
 
Headline: "Bear climbs tree, grills dog inside Putnam County home." The dog was reportedly delicious
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Mon June 06, 2022
(MSN)
 
 
 
They have not yet invented a whomp-whomp loud enough or sad enough for this headline
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Sun June 05, 2022
(The Hill)
 
 
 
The headline is the joke
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
Headline writer has apparently discovered a Highlander, Jesus, or something of the sort
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Sat June 04, 2022
(Guardian)
 
 
 
I can't make the headline funnier. John Waters: 'Trump ruined bad taste - he was the nail in the coffin'
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(KOIN Portland)
 
 
 
Scientists combine polar bears and lasers in the same experiment, setting in motion a timeline that will result in epic headlines a few years hence
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Fri June 03, 2022
(SFGate)
 
 
 
Today's contender for Most "San Francisco" Headline of the Week
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Wed June 01, 2022
(CTV News)
 
 
 
Pruning saw rampage. Weren't expecting that headline were you?
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(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
Germany to supply modern IRIS-T air defense system to Ukraine, in story soon to be followed up by a story with the exact same headline only with 'not' inserted
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Smell of Vegemite factory given special heritage recognition by Melbourne council. Subby can't come up with anything weirder than original headline
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
And you ask, how much more America can a headline be and the answer is None. None more America: "States rush to expand gun rights after school shooting"
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(NBC Washington)
 
 
 
Jill Biden reveals how she and Joe use sexting to settle arguments. *re-reads headline* No, wait, scratch that. Fexting. They use fexting. What the hell's fexting?
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Tue May 31, 2022
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
From the files of Important Only to Those Involved, DL Hughley and Mo'Nique have a beef over who is supposed to headline a show. DL peaked years ago, and I think we can all agree Less'Nique would be better
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Mon May 30, 2022
(SFGate)
 
 
 
Headline proves the d.a. never met subby's mom
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Sun May 29, 2022
(Wisconsin State Journal)
 
 
 
Fark ready headline: "Score one for a barricade." Tag is for driver
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Sat May 28, 2022
(Mental Floss)
 
 
 
Mad Libs headline: How a[n] (1. Occupation)'s (2. Idea) is complicating a (3. Pop Culture Entity) (4. Event)
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Fri May 27, 2022
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Headline: Fisherman shares his truly enormous catch - a 50kg bass groper that wrecked his expensive tackle
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Thu May 26, 2022
(Local10 WPLG)
 
 
 
There are Fark-ready headlines and then there's this headline
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Wed May 25, 2022
(9News (Australia))
 
 
 
Could there be a more Australian headline than this one? Only if someone had been killed by wildlife
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Tue May 24, 2022
(PC Gamer)
 
 
 
You reinstall Deus Ex after reading this headline. Then you read this Illuminati-leaked article to see how to sex up a 22-year-old classic game with mods. Play as a female J.C. Denton, improve the graphics, combat AI, or hell, be a greasy greasel
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
Headline: missing woman found dead at home. Article: in a recycling bin under her porch
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Mon May 23, 2022
(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
Headlines that can't be improved upon: "People's Convoy Too Busy Punching Each Other to Sneak Back Into Washington, D.C"
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Huge portions of the United States set all-time heat records this past weekend, which is probably just a random event that has no connection to anything else at all and almost certainly not worth submitting this headline to mention
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Sun May 22, 2022
(The Advocate)
 
 
 
Jeez if you're going to click bait my gay sex comedy you can at least link the trailer -Billy Eichner
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Wed May 18, 2022
(Medical Xpress)
 
 
 
New research maps how the brain changes during depression treatment, reading Fark headlines. I guess. Sure, whatever
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(Engadget)
 
 
 
CNN to produce documentary on the rise and fall of HQ Trivia, followed by 30-second commercial covering the rise and fall of CNN+
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(Live Science)
 
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STEM Headline of the month of May contest has offically ended because people won't stop picking carnivorous penis plants
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
"Astronauts may one day drink water from ancient moon volcanoes" is the kind of STEM tab headline that makes the rest of the depressing stuff going on elsewhere a little easier to take
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Tue May 17, 2022
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Headline of the Month April 2022 voting for Politics. Last chance to vote Voting ends Tuesday May 17, 4pm Eastern
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Headline of the Month April 2022 voting for Food. Last chance to vote Voting ends Tuesday May 17, 4pm Eastern
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Headline of the Month April 2022 voting for D'awww. Last chance to vote Voting ends Tuesday May 17, 4pm Eastern
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Headline of the Month April 2022 voting for Fandom. Last chance to vote Voting ends Tuesday May 17, 4pm Eastern
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Headline of the Month April 2022 voting for Entertainment. Last chance to vote Voting ends Tuesday May 17, 4pm Eastern
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Headline of the Month April 2022 voting for STEM. Last chance to vote Voting ends Tuesday May 17, 4pm Eastern
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Headline of the Month April 2022 voting for Business. Last chance to vote Voting ends Tuesday May 17, 4pm Eastern
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Headline of the Month April 2022 voting for Discussion. Last chance to vote Voting ends Tuesday May 17, 4pm Eastern
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Headline of the Month April 2022 voting for Main. Last chance to vote Voting ends Tuesday May 17, 4pm Eastern
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Headline of the Month Voting for April 2022. Links to the voting threads for all ten tabs. Everyone can vote! Enjoy the best Farking headlines! Last chance to vote! Voting ends Tuesday May 17, 4pm Eastern
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(NPR)
 
 
 
You know, NPR really didn't need to write a single word for this article. They could have just published the headline and the photo and called it a day
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Mon May 16, 2022
(Fark)
 
 
 
Smoker? Dutch oven? Crockpot/Instapot? Firepit in the back yard? Tell us about your favorite slow-cooked foods. Monday Food Tab Discussion grabs a beer or three and watches the game while dinner mostly takes care of itself
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Happy Monday, creative Farkers. This is your weekly Fark Arting Thread. Share your art, crafts, hobbies, and inspiration
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Why do sleeping dogs look like they're running? CNN asks the question. No, seriously, they asked that question. It's in the headline and everything
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(CNN)
 
 
 
You know, subby had a snarky, witty headline about taking photos in the Sistine Chapel, but he's too busy being distracted by the fact that he and Jason Momoa now appear to have similar body types. Hey ladies, how you doin'?
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Sat May 14, 2022
(Venture Beat)
 
 
 
Headline: "Tech pioneer warns of alien invasion". Article: Researchers try to develop artifical general intelligence
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Fri May 13, 2022
(UPI)
 
 
 
Ugly Ass capybara pups born at the Houston Zoo are named Bruno and Pepa
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(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
Vote my headlines down now, mofos
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Wed May 11, 2022
(CNN)
 
 
 
Evergreen headline: "US airline passengers aren't happy". Next up: how do Americans feel about cable companies?
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(NHL)
 
 
 
Only three games tonight, the culling has begun. Potential elimination NYR/PIT kicks off at 7pm ET. The two best of three series games are at 7:30 & 9:30. Short headline submission because I need to get to bed after the OT game out west
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(BetaNews)
 
 
 
That #NewProfilePic app that's sweeping social media? Yup, it's from Russia. Wesley Crusher and Robin Lefler submitted this with a better headline
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Tue May 10, 2022
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Ready for Fark Headline: Marcelo dropped from Lyon first team for "farting and laughing" in dressing room
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Fri May 06, 2022
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
"A Russian soldier who was in Bucha during the executions was identified because he spray-painted his Instagram handle in a civilian's home" Subby did not change that headline
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Wed May 04, 2022
(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
Headline: Jury says that murderer must pay $15 million to the family of murder victim. Last sentence: "He suggested that Yeardley's family may collect one-third of Huguely's earnings, which amounts to 18 cents of his 55-cent wage from prison work"
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(New Delhi TV)
 
 
 
Elon Musk reveals how he's going to turn Twitter into CNN+
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Tue May 03, 2022
(Pitchfork)
 
 
 
Will the Yeah Yeah Yeahs be releasing a new album this fall? Yes
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Fri April 29, 2022
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Intel CEO now expects chip shortage to dip into 2024. You submitted this with a cheesier headline
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(Big Think)
 
 
 
Fark-ready headline: The hidden world of octopus cities and culture. Wait, what?
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(MSN)
 
 
 
How did Marilyn Monroe really die? Also, what would have FARK headline had been if it was around when she passed?
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Thu April 28, 2022
(MSN)
 
 
 
Headline: Florida Sinkhole Growing For 4 Months Swallowing Up Everything in its Path. Article: Residents in Toco Hills, Georgia, say the monster hole has been growing since December. Photo: A giant sinkhole threatens a house in Zacatepec, Mexico
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Armstrong, IA has 875 residents and over 100 criminal charges against public officials. Stalking, embezzling, tampering, sextortion, falsifying documents, theft from FD, using Taser on party guests, perjury, obstructing prosecution, long headlines
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(Independent)
 
 
 
Now let's welcome our next contestant, a professional lesbian from Toronto
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Wed April 27, 2022
(MSN)
 
 
 
Trump's russian nesting doll: when the headline's already perfect
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Fark approved headline: Heinz Has a New Product That's Either Brilliant Or Really Dumb
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(Flipboard)
 
 
 
Betteridge's law of headlines confirmed again
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Tue April 26, 2022
(CNN)
 
 
 
"Beijing tests 20 million residents amid 'fast and furious' Omicron outbreak" - worst sequel ever
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Mon April 25, 2022
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Headline: 'I found 60-year-old McDonald's meal hidden in my bathroom - the smell surprised me'. Last sentence of article: 'There was no smell'
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Welcome, creative Farkers, to the Fark Artists Weekly Arting Thread
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
"NFTs Stolen After Bored Ape Yacht Club Instagram, Discord Hacked" headline means either the 2010s are in the past in this timeline, we're playing MadLibs again, or these are some really good drugs
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Sun April 24, 2022
(Lost Coast Outpost)
 
 
 
Headline: The Cannabis Conversation: David and Goliath. Fark: Goliath wins
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(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
Rare example of a headline that's NSFW and NSF lunch
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Fri April 22, 2022
(The Journal (Ireland))
 
 
 
Headline: Over 200k of weed seized - Pictured: Several teeny tiny seedlings
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
The coolest STEM headline you will read all day
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Thu April 21, 2022
(MassLive)
 
 
 
As scientists release genetically altered mice into Nantucket FARK headline writers ask the only important question: Limmerick, mice overlords, or really tired name-of-my-cover-band cliche to tell the story?
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(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
Headlines that can't be improved upon: "People's Convoy Celebrates Passing Of Bill They Opposed Because They Don't Understand How Government Works"
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Judge running for re-election will "step away" after undisclosed incident. Apparently no one bothered to read the headline
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Aw, we all work pretty hard here, submitting the headlines and sharing the goodness. It's a team effort, really
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(NBC Montana)
 
 
 
Today's surprisingly "not cause and effect" headline: NW Montana ax thrower overcomes traumatic brain injury
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Why does everything, EVERYTHING, make Subby gassy?
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
I'm with Ken on this one *leaves headline*
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Wed April 20, 2022
(Tampa Bay Times)
 
 
 
There's a "Robert Kraft / happy ending" punchline that can be made out of this Tom Brady headline, but this website is too sophisticated for such childishness
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(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
Can't top the original headline: Police come 40 minutes after public masturbator does
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Tue April 19, 2022
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Fark-ready headline: I take little interest in men's balls. Unlike Tucker Carlson
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Probing Uranus top priority this decade according to NASA scientists, Fark headline writers
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Texans blow. Oh, there's more to the headline?
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(CNN)
 
 
 
This headline is inaccurate. What they MEANT to say is that someone like you, but with money, could own the Picasso once owned by RBG
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(KOMU Columbia)
 
 
 
Here's what you need to known (Site fixed headline)
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(CBC)
 
 
 
From the department of Canadian headlines, here's one about the weather
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Mon April 18, 2022
(InStyle)
 
 
 
Headline: Dua Lipa Went Braless. Why is this news and why don't we see Justin Biber Went Commando'? Bonus: "controversial pants"
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Headline: Syrian fighters ready to join next phase of Ukraine war. Article body: Hundreds of Syrians have pledged to fight alongside Russia, but only a small percentage have shown up
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Fri April 15, 2022
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Skip Headline
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Wed April 13, 2022
(The Spun)
 
 
 
Paul Finebaum was asked if Georgia can repeat. Paul Finebaum was asked if Georgia can repeat. Paul Finebaum was asked if Georgia can repeat
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(Fark)
 
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Headline of the Month March 2022 Winners
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Mon April 11, 2022
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
If ever a headline called for a "why not both". "Trump accused of being 'really stupid or really corrupt' over missing gift records"
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Headline of the Month Voting for March 2022. Links to the voting threads for all ten tabs. Everyone can vote! Enjoy the best Farking headlines! Last chance to vote! Voting ends Tuesday April 12, 4pm Eastern
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(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Today's Fark-compliant headline: Dead body found in search for missing mum turns out to be abandoned sex doll (possible nsfw content on page)
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Sun April 10, 2022
(Medium)
 
 
 
Fark-ready headline: "Fake news about our fake news study spread faster than its truth... just as we predicted"
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Thu April 07, 2022
(Fark)
 
 
 
Fark NotNewsletter: Livestream special guest, Headline of the Month voting, and slappy comments from last week
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(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
"Teenage gorilla is getting too much screen time" headline somehow not applicable for the entertainment tab
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Wed April 06, 2022
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Fox to be euthanized and tested for rabies is the Rupert Murdoch headline we've long been waiting for
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(CTV News)
 
 
 
Swedish House Mafia, The Weeknd, to replace Ye at Coachella. No one over 40 understands this headline
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Company hiring person to test pillows during two-night stays at 52 hotels, expected to let us know which ones will make headlines
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Newty G decides that he wants a little more grift after all
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Tue April 05, 2022
(Consequence)
 
 
 
Pearl Jam, Jack White to headline Fark's favorite music festival
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(The Takeout)
 
 
 
Headline assumes there is a correct way to order Starbucks. Fail tag still waiting for a regular cup of joe
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(Rolling Stone)
 
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Random words that make a headline: Black Ukrainian Jewish female hip-hop refugees
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Fark-ready headline: Star Trek: The Motion Picture - Director's Edition's Producer Talks Polishing Up a
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Mon April 04, 2022
(CNN)
 
 
 
Fark ready headline
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(The Takeout)
 
 
 
You're deep-frying your pizza wrong
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Ukraine Day 40. No snarky headline. Just heartbreak
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Sat April 02, 2022
(10 News)
 
 
 
Can't improve on this headline: San Ysidro man staying positive after surviving electricity accident
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Fri April 01, 2022
(Wikipedia)
 
 
 
It's April Fools' Day. Fire away with funny headlines, pranks, and other jokes to your right
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Fark-ready headline: "Lions got super mellow after sniffing oxy"
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Thu March 31, 2022
(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Today's Fark-compliant headline: Topless man 'staggered across road, screamed at sheep and peed on 9-year-old' (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Vice)
 
 
 
Headline that will make your heart rate go up: "People Can Tell How Fast Your Heart Is Beating Just by Looking at You"
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Wed March 30, 2022
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Fark-ready headline: A lesbian pool party on a private island taught me how to be a better person
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(People Magazine)
 
 
 
Nick Lachey says he overreacted after paparazzi incident. This headline is not from 2002
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Tue March 29, 2022
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
WTF Is Going On Here? Actual Headline: '50 Gon Leave Her Bruh': Cuban Link Calls The Game a 'Bozo' After He Tells 50 Cent to Keep Her Out of His DMs, Fans Post Receipts
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(WKRN Nashville)
 
 
 
Actual headline: 'A get out of jail free card': GOP bill would eliminate age requirements for marriages in Tennessee
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(Vox)
 
 
 
Article headline "you can't save the Oscars by making them sponcon" is four words too long
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Mon March 28, 2022
(The Conversation)
 
 
 
Speeding is more common among people regularly exposed to content encouraging speeding. Subby submitted this cut-n-paste job as his 18th headline of the morning on his 4th cup of coffee
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Today's headline you didn't want to read: Fire on island used for Anthrax experiments
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Fark-ready headline: "Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene said Pete Buttigieg and his husband should 'stay out of girls' bathrooms'"
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Sat March 26, 2022
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Sometimes the original headline says it all
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Fri March 25, 2022
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Evergreen headline: Nats patiently waiting to see if Stephen Strasburg will be healthy this season
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Today's Fark-ready headline: I let a baby bird nest in my hair for 84 days
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Wed March 23, 2022
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
How does one improve upon a headline of "They're going to feed us all to the monkey" anyway?
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Tue March 22, 2022
(PC Gamer)
 
 
 
Ken and Roberta Williams return to PC gaming. No snarky headline here
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Mon March 21, 2022
(CBS News)
 
 
 
Headlines with question marks, etc
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(Vice)
 
 
 
Fark-ready headline: "Woman sues over delivery of chocolate penis with 'No redeeming values.'" Agree to disagree [NSFW]
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Sat March 19, 2022
(Not Daniel)
 
 
 
LGT today's Fark-ready headline
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(Fox 10 Phoenix)
 
 
 
Police say the Florida bridge tender who accidentally sent a 79-year-old woman plummeting to her death texted back and forth with her boss about the best way to lie about it. Now delete this headline so the cops won't find it
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Thu March 17, 2022
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Headline: Officer killed, wife critical after shooting. Article: Officer shoots wife, then kills himself
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Wed March 16, 2022
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
People "freaking out" on relative newness of term "bucket list," making subby consider putting systematically hunting down people who use term "freaking out" in headlines on his bucket list
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(CNN)
 
 
 
The first five words of TFA's headline tell you in no uncertain terms that nothing in the article is true
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(New Delhi TV)
 
 
 
Poland, not wanting to wait around for a surprise war, asks NATO to send armed peacekeepers to Ukraine
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Tue March 15, 2022
(CNBC)
 
 
 
GM to qommence produqtion next weeq on the Lyriq, Qadillaq's first eleqtriq vehiqle. U submitted this with a more qomplete headline
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(CHEK News)
 
 
 
This has to be the most Canadian headline I've seen
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Headline: Russia Is Spiraling Toward a $150 Billion Default Nightmare. Reality: who's going to actually take that hit?
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Headline in the form of a question: sportsball edition
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(Slate)
 
 
 
It's early in the morning and I'm feeling a little fuzzy in the head, still. What's that rule about headlines with questions in them? I think it fits this one
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Mon March 14, 2022
(Fresno Bee)
 
 
 
Actual headline: "Woman killed by Amtrak train in Fresno. Police say she was on the tracks." Yeah, that is usually how Amtrak trains kill people. That's some fine police work there, Lou
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Scare-mongering headline: "Chinese Stock Crash: U.S. Losses Top $1.1 Trillion As Beijing's Russia Ties Spark Investor Concerns" Reality: That's what they've lost over the last 2 years-mostly due to fears of phony accounting not Russia ties
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(The Onion)
 
 
 
A headline that would be funny if it weren't so uncomfortably close to becoming reality
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(Fox Business)
 
 
 
Headline: People regret quitting their jobs. Article: People are OK with quitting their jobs
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Sun March 13, 2022
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Fox News runs misleading headline when they mistake Daily Show jokes as support for Donald Trump
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(Daily Star)
 
 
 
***Flash*** You did not read this headline at all. It's not about UFOs, go about your daily lives (possible nsfw content on page)
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Fri March 11, 2022
(CBS News)
 
 
 
Unnecessarily cute headline, CBS News. That's Fark's job
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Thu March 10, 2022
(USA Today)
 
 
 
USA Today feels the need to fact check that President Biden is indeed not selling Alaska back to Russia
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Wed March 09, 2022
(DFW Star-Telegram)
 
 
 
Don't worry about the paywall. The headline is the joke
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Tue March 08, 2022
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Today in repeat headlines from 10,000 years in the future: Well-preserved fossils could be a consequence of past global climate change
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(Yahoo)
 
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When you put a teenager in charge of headlines
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
There's a Red Dawn joke in rare sighting of wolverine during this time, but Subby has nothing. Someone submit this with a better headline please
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Mon March 07, 2022
(WTRF Wheeling)
 
 
 
Actual headline: Man gets harpoon stuck in his penis because he allegedly didn't make his wife dinner
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Sun March 06, 2022
(New Delhi TV)
 
 
 
Massive cyberattack, suspected to be a Russian offensive, hits France and Germany, knocking thousands in Europe off the Internet and shutting down 5,800 wind turbines in Germany, taking 11 gigawatts off the grid. Does this invoke Article 5?
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Fri March 04, 2022
(Indy100)
 
 
 
QAnon is with Putin. Headline might be one word too long
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(Uproxx)
 
 
 
Baylor's Tyquan Thornton just ran the fastest 40-yard dash in NFL Combine history. It took Subby at least 30 seconds to grab the Cheetos and beer needed to submit this headline
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Thu March 03, 2022
(Twitter)
 
 
 
CPAC 2023 has found their headliner
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Wed March 02, 2022
(Page Six)
 
 
 
Today's "You're Doing It Backwards" headline: "Scarlett Johannson Loves To Give Colin Jost Facials"
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Mon February 28, 2022
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Today's Fark-ready headline: "Salma Hayek stranded on SAG Awards stage because Michael Keaton was in the bathroom"
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelenskyy Plays the Piano with His Penis in Viral Video. This is not a "joke" headline, it's the actual headline
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(New Delhi TV)
 
 
 
Belarus has decided that they, too, wish to threaten the world with nuclear destruction
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Sat February 26, 2022
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
The BBC, waiting for decades to work "great trainer robbery" into a headline, just did it
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(Lee Iaccoca's ghost)
 
 
 
This time the answer to the headline question is "yes, obviously", and also shut up and take my money
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