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headlines found matching 'Hawaii'
Sun April 22, 2018
(National Geographic)
 
 
 
Beetle that can withstand 380 Gs kind of looks like your expression if you tried to do the same
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Thu April 19, 2018
(Honolulu Star Advertiser)
 
 
 
Beautiful Hawaii: Come for the beaches, stay for the knife-wielding monk seals
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(Hawaii News Now)
 
 
 
Hawaii lawmakers have proposed a $100 million emergency aid package for the storm-damaged island of Kauai. Puerto Rico wants to move to Hawaii
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Tue April 17, 2018
(Honolulu Star Advertiser)
 
 
 
Jumping off a cliff to get away from the police only works in the movies
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Sat April 14, 2018
(Hawaii News Now)
 
 
 
Mermaid looks for a little tail
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Fri April 13, 2018
(SFGate)
 
 
 
Things to do in Hawaii: visit Waikiki, surf Kona, have rat lungworms invade your spinal cord
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(Government Technology)
 
 
 
Researchers say older U.S. emergency alert systems may not be secure. Hawaii residents: "Tell us about it"
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Mon April 02, 2018
(Palm Beach Post)
 
 
 
News: Florida man (presumably) vandalizes Trump Golf Course sign w/ red paint. WTF: The Secret Service is investigating. That's right; the U.S. Treasury Dept. now investigates vandalism, but only at Trump properties
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Sun April 01, 2018
(Science News Magazine)
 
 
 
Hump bumps stump chumps
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Tue March 20, 2018
(MSN)
 
 
 
Our 1st interstellar visitor likely came from 2-star system. No word on if one of the stars was a Death Star
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Mon March 19, 2018
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Trump is such an effective president that not only are GOP lawmakers getting out of Washington, they are getting out of the Republican party
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Sun March 18, 2018
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Ryan Zinke defends his racism
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Sat March 17, 2018
(Hawaii News Now)
 
 
 
Just in time for Christmas - Southwest is flying a bit farther southwest, west, west, southwest, west, more south, and west, west, and west, west, west, west, west, west, one more west
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Fri March 16, 2018
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Ryan Zinke dismisses a Japanese American lawmaker discussing the internment of her grandfathers during World War II by snidely snapping, "Oh, konnichiwa"
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Thu March 15, 2018
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
According to a recent report, Defense Department employees spent $140,000 at Trump properties in 2017. No word on whether they all chipped in to buy off the same porn star
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Tue March 13, 2018
(KRQE News)
 
 
 
New Mexico's new chile license plate wins national award in artistic design, Scoville scale pungency
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Trump proves his support for open markets yet again
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Fri March 02, 2018
(MSN)
 
 
 
Internet celeb known as "The Girl With No Job" loses job with Verizon's Oath division and her Twitter account after people discover that the apple doesn't fall far from the poorly concealed, absurdly-racist tree
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Thu March 01, 2018
(Guardian)
 
 
 
"Liberals have cried wolf too many times. If everything is racist and sexist, nothing is. When Trump, the real wolf, came along, no one listened." Damn, we're in a tight spot
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(Fox 17 Grand Rapids)
 
 
 
Man issues warning after losing thousands during online monkey purchase
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Wed February 28, 2018
(NHK World (Japan))
 
 
 
Scientists from the Buzzkill Astronomical Institute report that, contrary to Einstein's theory of general relativity, they found less dark matter in the universe than predicted
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Thu February 22, 2018
(Guardian)
 
 
 
The unseen undercurrents slowly modifying American society - interracial marriages nearing fifth of all weddings
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(CNN)
 
 
 
We can all can fly in First class dirt cheap
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Sat February 17, 2018
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
A Hawaiian man was killed by local police toda... wait this was in London? Guess it's just a £280 fine
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Wed February 14, 2018
(Hawaii Tribune Herald)
 
 
 
Hawaii state legislators are not fans of EA and Battlefront II
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Tue February 06, 2018
(NBC New York)
 
 
 
Errant tsunami warning issued for Manhattan, much of East Coast. Can't believe the Hawaii missile guy got a new job already
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Sun February 04, 2018
(White House)
 
 
 
Someone has gone through the whitehouse.gov website and cleansed Barack Obama's biography of absolutely everything he did while in office. Down the memory hole we go
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Tue January 30, 2018
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Hawaii missile alert supervisor clicked the Add Link button instead of Preview
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Sun January 28, 2018
(Do You Remember)
 
 
 
You know what didn't suck about '90s fashion? Oversized Hawaiian shirts, casual ties for girls, and big-ass Steve Harvey suits
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Sat January 27, 2018
(CNN)
 
 
 
Rare 'double-secret super blue blood moon' will light the sky next week
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Fri January 26, 2018
(CNN)
 
 
 
Guy who sent out the warning that Hawaii was going to be obliterated refuses to cooperate with the FCC's investigation
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Wed January 24, 2018
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
♪ It's log-in, log-in, it's big, it's heavy, it's wood. If you don't know your password, you really really should ♪
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Tue January 23, 2018
(Miami Herald)
 
 
 
The President's policy has reduced illegal immigration from one country by nearly two-thirds. Difficulty: which country, and which President?
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Mon January 22, 2018
(KING 5 News)
 
 
 
Rare "Super Blue Blood Moon" coming on January 31, for the first time in 150 years. Finally, a chance for all the aristocratic lycanthropes to let their hair down
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Fri January 19, 2018
(WBTV 3 Charlotte)
 
 
 
Tennessee lawmakers, having solved budget, crime, and unemployment issues, propose keeping Daylight Saving Time year round. Residents of Hawaii, Arizona, unimpressed
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Thu January 18, 2018
(Medium)
 
 
 
On this this day in history in 1893 the US overthrew the internationally recognized Queen of Hawai'i. USA USA USA
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
We can confirm the missile attack alert was a false alarm. You may now fap in complete safety
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Wed January 17, 2018
(Mashable)
 
 
 
Hawaii's Emergency Management Agency insists an employee pushed the wrong button and they weren't hacked. But then there's this news photo showing the system's password written on a sticky note. Can't we just go back to blaming Trump?
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(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
Latest GOP conspiracy - liberals in Hawaii orchestrated the false missile alarm to make Trump look bad
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Tue January 16, 2018
(Alaska Dispatch News)
 
 
 
Alaska says their emergency system won't issue false alarms like Hawaii, because by the time workers have manually typed in a warning, remembered the password, clicked multiple buttons, and typed a confirmation, the missiles will have already hit
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(Fox 31 Denver)
 
 
 
Crappy Denver to Hawaii flight forced to turn around in middle of the Pacific because the toilets were all full
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Japan does its best Hawaiian impression, issues ballistic missile alert
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Mon January 15, 2018
(Media Matters)
 
 
 
Alex Jones claims the Hawaii missile error was orchestrated by Trump's enemies to "make him look foolish." Not that he needs help with it
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(Politicus USA)
 
 
 
FCC chair blames Hawaii for the missile scare
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
And in related news, Trump referred to Pearl Harbor as a Sunday drive gone awry by those wacky Asians
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Because of the Hawaii missile threats, Jim Carrey thought he had only ten minutes to live
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Sun January 14, 2018
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Arpaio on Hawaiian missile alert: "whar birf certifkit whar?"
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Golf: Missile false alarm causes panic, soiled pants, and a bogey for PGA Tour players
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Hawaii false alarm revealed Trump White House has no plan in place for actual attack
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Trump's first tweet since the false alarm in Hawaii: A) Investigate the false alarm. B) Reassure Americans that they are safe. C) Complain about the media and Michael Wolff
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Sat January 13, 2018
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
WATCH: Chilling video appears to show terrified Hawaiians hiding their kids in storm drains while Trump golfed
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(CNN)
 
 
 
For those Hawaii Farkers who just crapped their pants; it was a false alarm ... and you should probably buy new pants
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Obama: "If you watch Fox News, you are living on a different planet"
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Thu January 11, 2018
(Reason Magazine)
 
 
 
Subway resurrects the 'Five-Dollar Footlong' everywhere except Alaska, Hawaii and... Seattle?
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Wed January 10, 2018
(The Register)
 
 
 
The Solar System. 'Tis a silly place
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Thu January 04, 2018
(Boston Herald)
 
 
 
Super blue blood moon eclipse will be seen on Jan 31st. High advisory warning for witches, werewolves, warlocks, Tar Heels
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Tue January 02, 2018
(Engadget)
 
 
 
Blood moon to occur during blue moon and end of month that started with supermoon. Moon Unit Zappa, Soleil Moon Frye, and Les Moonves unavailable for comment
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(Alaska Dispatch News)
 
 
 
Driving with your dog sitting in the car? Legal in most states, controversial in all
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Mon January 01, 2018
(Metro)
 
 
 
Hawaiian Airlines flight takes off in 2018, gets sucked into a vortex and will land in 2017
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Sat December 30, 2017
(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
Mother Nature will kick off the New Year by raising a blood-red Supermoon
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Fri December 29, 2017
(ABC News)
 
 
 
United Airlines: "We drag passengers off our planes." Alaska Air: "Hold my beer and mukluks"
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Wed December 27, 2017
(People Magazine)
 
 
 
Barack Obama gets serenaded by Christmas carolers in Hawaii. All this guy does is go on vacation. Sad
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Sun December 24, 2017
(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Let's see what Trump thinks about presidents who spend Christmas away from the White House. Oh dear
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(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
Another year, another round of "Let's remember the true meaning of Christmas" lectures from the media
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