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headlines found matching 'Hawaii'
Wed October 20, 2021
(East Idaho News)
 
 
 
Baby has over 50k followers on social media blog, all about how to fly, travel with babies. Makes more monthly than most kids his age
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(Wordpress)
 
 
 
Remember Birther attorney / "Constitutional expert" Mario Apuzzo, who said that even if born in Hawaii, Obama wasn't eligible to be President because Apuzzo didn't understand how plurals work? Now HE'S permanently ineligible for office thanks to Covid
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Mon October 18, 2021
(CBS Sports)
 
 
 
Washington State football coach Nick Rolovich: "I won't get the vaccine because Jebus or something." Washington State University: "Well, bye. And take your anti-vaxxer assistants with you"
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(Nature)
 
 
 
New Zealand's anti-science environment increases as government agency is accused in deaths by not predicting attack by orcs in orc nature preserve
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Inventor of the boogie board scoots into heaven
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Thu October 07, 2021
(Nature)
 
 
 
Should a government research agency face criminal charges after a natural disaster?
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Wed October 06, 2021
(Liquor-ish)
 
 
 
Dear Twizzler states: You are doing it wrong. Always Red Vines
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Tue October 05, 2021
(AP News)
 
 
 
Phillippine presidential candidate may be a shoe-in
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Sat October 02, 2021
(ABC7 Los Angeles)
 
 
 
People use ID card that apparently says they got vaccinated by Jean-Luc Picard of the United Federation of Planets. But they got arrested anyway
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Thu September 30, 2021
(MLive.com)
 
 
 
Fark-ready headline: Arby's to sell sweatsuits that smell like smoked meat
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(Hawaii News Now)
 
 
 
Kilauea volcano tires of all the attention La Palma has been getting lately says "It's on brah"
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Tue September 28, 2021
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Biden nominates 9 candidates for federal prosecutor posts to be stalled if not outright blocked by Yertle & Co
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(MSN)
 
 
 
California extends mail-in voting permanently, assuming it can find any trees to print them on
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Sat September 25, 2021
(The Mainichi (Japan))
 
 
 
Turtle-themed airliner delayed by turtle on the runway. No one shell shocked
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Thu September 23, 2021
(KHON2 Honolulu)
 
 
 
'Maderna' woman can't spell 'Zoom' either
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Mon September 20, 2021
(WRAL)
 
 
 
"We were told the COVID virus was not that deadly. It was nothing more than a little flu. I can tell you it's more than a little flu," said co-leader of a Covid anti-vaccine group who FAFO
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(WCVB Boston)
 
 
 
Fan mail from some flounder?
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Wed September 15, 2021
(WRAL)
 
 
 
99.9930726% of Americans may be eligible to receive a payment from a $181 million class action settlement
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Tue September 14, 2021
(The Root)
 
 
 
Introducing the trailer park / covid index
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Sun September 12, 2021
(USA Today)
 
 
 
And they will live happily ever after. The (expletive) End
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(KITV Honolulu)
 
 
 
Brilliant idea
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Wed September 08, 2021
(Denver Post)
 
 
 
There are a many things we can do to help end the pandemic. Harassing healthcare workers at a mobile vaccine clinic is not one of them
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Sun September 05, 2021
(KHON2 Honolulu)
 
 
 
You no longer need covid to die from covid in...*checks notes* Hawaii, as its ICUs are now full. Remember Aloha is both Hello and Goodbye
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Fri September 03, 2021
(AL.com)
 
 
 
Once again, Alabama says, "Thank God for Mississippi"
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Wed September 01, 2021
(KITV Honolulu)
 
 
 
Woman arrested for presenting her "Maderna" vaccination card
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(ABC7 Chicago)
 
 
 
Honolulu says enough with enough with plague rats. No vaxx = no service
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Mon August 30, 2021
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Oh no, how will Pierce Brosnan survive?
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(Inquirer Philippines)
 
 
 
Japanese women, though they acknowledge America and Europe as part of their foreign fashion inspiration, take their street style cues from Korea, because K-fashion as worn by K-Pop icons is more accessible and easy to find
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Sun August 29, 2021
(KITV Honolulu)
 
 
 
Best use of police funds ever
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Ohio and Michigan ready to resume their rivalry again.....at the Little League World Series Championship Game
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Thu August 26, 2021
(Honolulu Civil Beat)
 
 
 
On a geographically remote island with already-strained medical resources, what could possibly go wrong from telling people to slurp down horseworm colonblow glop?
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Tue August 24, 2021
(NJ.com)
 
 
 
NJ's gas tax is **checks notes** GOING DOWN??
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Governor of a state where tourism makes up over 20% of the economy is asking people to stay the fark away until the state gets this Coronavirus thing back under control. No, not THAT state, one run by an actual responsible adult
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Fri August 20, 2021
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Apple delays return to office until January. *offer does not apply to lowly retail employees
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(Honolulu Star Advertiser)
 
 
 
Good news Farkers, you have an extra 5 months to train for the Ironman World Championship
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Thu August 19, 2021
(WFLA Tampa Bay)
 
 
 
No matter how good your counterfeit vaccination cards are, if they're for your kids who are 4 and 5 years old, you're gonna get caught
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(Food and Wine)
 
 
 
Sadly, no pie chart
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Wed August 18, 2021
(Twitter)
 
 
 
My wife, Morgan Fairchild, warns of the Hawaii Lieutenant Governor's warning of imminent lockdown. Be warned
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Tue August 17, 2021
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
How long a $500,000 nest egg will last in each of the 50 states. Shortest time: Hawaii with 5 years, 2 months and 24 days. Longest time: Mississippi with 12 years, 3 months and 18 days. But then you'd be spending 12 years in Mississippi
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Fri August 13, 2021
(The Hill)
 
 
 
If dolphins are so smart, why aren't they wearing masks...hmmmm?
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(CNN)
 
 
 
X-ray burst from black hole shows it's gotta catch 'em all
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Thu August 12, 2021
(CNN)
 
 
 
Anuuuus iiiin SPAAAAAAAACE
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Tue August 10, 2021
(Five Thirty-Eight)
 
 
 
White people who think they are being discriminated against are joining the Republican Party while white people who DON'T think they are being discriminated against are leaving it, and the reason is Trump
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Thu August 05, 2021
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Spirit Airlines flights 45% off
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Wed August 04, 2021
(Honolulu Star Advertiser)
 
 
 
Sorry about mistakenly locking you up in a mental instuition for 2 years but if you tell anyone they're going to think you're crazy anyway
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Sat July 31, 2021
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Repressed minority whose homeland was invaded, conquered, and settled would really like to use his nation's flag at the Olympics
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Thu July 29, 2021
(CNN)
 
 
 
Magnitude 8.2 earthquake has struck just off the Alaskan coast. Tsunami warnings are in effect
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Wed July 28, 2021
(Windows Central)
 
 
 
Dude, you're NOT getting a DELL
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Sat July 24, 2021
(Vice)
 
 
 
Notorious Congressional moron is now pushing for a revival of the Chinese Exclusion Act of 1882
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(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
Bruce Springsteen and Barack Obama release a book
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Tue July 20, 2021
(Some Windy Guy)
 
 
 
Check out these photos of mid-century Chicago before this thread devolves into yet another pizza debate. Behave or I'll order a Hawaiian pie
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Mon July 19, 2021
(Hawaii News Now)
 
 
 
If you have been buying raw, unpasteurized goat milk in Hawaiian pet stores, you might want to read this
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Sun July 18, 2021
(News 10 Albany)
 
 
 
"Life is not a video game"
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Thu July 15, 2021
(Mediaite)
 
 
 
2/3 of former Confederates want to form the Confederacy again
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Fri July 09, 2021
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Centuries-old Hawaii petroglyphs damaged by yobs firing paintballs at cliff
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Wed July 07, 2021
(Las Vegas Sun)
 
 
 
Marcus Mariota marries college sweetheart in Hawaii. No word if that means he will score more regularly than when he was a starter
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Tue July 06, 2021
(KING 5 News)
 
 
 
Costco ending COVID-19 senior shopping hours later this month. So if you still want those free Grandmother or Grandfather samples, you better get there quick
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Mon July 05, 2021
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Okta CEO had one simple question for his 3500 employees: Where are you going on vacation? Apparently, this guy is the opposite of Jeff Bezos
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Fri July 02, 2021
(CNN)
 
 
 
It's easy to make an Airbus's computer land the plane on a waveless river in the middle of the day. But it takes REAL pilots to land a 40 year old Boeing freighter on the ocean at 1:30 in the morning
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Wed June 30, 2021
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Britney hits out in furious online rant, wants you to leave her alone. If only there was a meme for this
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Sat June 26, 2021
(KHON2 Honolulu)
 
 
 
Ice, ice maybe
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