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Wed May 05, 2021
(The Drive)
 
 
 
Rental car companies are snapping up used cars as there aren't enough new beaters to go around. Thats gotta Hertz
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Tue May 04, 2021
(NPR)
 
 
 
New comic teaches kids how to make art out of what's available during the pandemic. Used syringes, discarded masks, unwanted vaccines, and ignorantly selfish asshats?
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(AutoBlog)
 
 
 
Daihatsu kei fire truck makes its way across the Pacific to charm the overalls off firefighters and fans, create rare D'awww/STEM crosspost
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Mon May 03, 2021
(LGBTQ Nation)
 
 
 
Yelling out "I'm not a racist" in a meeting several times will not make that somehow magically true, just like yelling out "Biggie Smalls" in a bathroom will not make him appear
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(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
AL West: still asshats all the way down
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Sat May 01, 2021
(Krebs On Security)
 
 
 
Once again, Experian has your back (side exposed, hanging out naked for the whole world to see with no security whatsoever ha ha we're immune pbbbth). And by "your" they mean 100% of Americans
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Wed April 28, 2021
(ABC News)
 
 
 
Russian Foreign Minister says US ties are worse than during Cold War, before going on to insult our hats, haircuts, and haberdashery in general
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Sun April 25, 2021
(Twitter)
 
 
 
AL West sending coded messages, bunch of asshats
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Wed April 21, 2021
(Salon)
 
 
 
Jordan Klepper travels deep into the MAGAverse and finds things are even worse than before
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Mon April 19, 2021
(The Hill)
 
 
 
"Republicans fret over divisive candidates" thatsthejoketimesinfinity.jpg
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Fri April 16, 2021
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Putin thinks he can hurt the US economy. Thats the joke
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Thu April 15, 2021
(Portland Press Herald)
 
 
 
For you, New Hampshire and Maine, a little bit more winter. Which means two mud seasons for the price of one, and from there we segue directly into pollen, black-fly seasons - and then, the Coming of the Masshats
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Wed April 14, 2021
(Sad and Useless)
 
 
 
Perturbed pug wishes his human would find another hobby other than knitting %&*#$ hats
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
"Coinbase CEO says regulation is one of the biggest threats to crypto." thatsthejoke.jpg
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(Cleveland Plain Dealer)
 
 
 
Hey Cleveland Browns haters, go eat a bowl of Chubb's, why don't ya?
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Tue April 13, 2021
(Politico)
 
 
 
NSO Group, trying to dismiss a lawsuit by Facebook: hey don't blame US for selling spyware that allows you to take over someone's phone through Whatsapp, blame our customers for USING the software. Oh, and they're governments, so sovereign immunity
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Mon April 12, 2021
(iFiber 1 News)
 
 
 
Washington State Apple Country army surplus store unclear why their storefront adorned with a full body portrait of Herman Goering causes concern. Maybe history?
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
For what is surely no particular reason whatsoever, the Brooklyn Center, Minnesota Police Department is flying a "thin blue line" flag today
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Wed April 07, 2021
(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Contacting alien life forms in the universe could invite them to 'rule Earth'. Whelp, I'm not sure how they could do worse than our current crop of asshats. Prove me wrong (possible nsfw content on page)
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Mon April 05, 2021
(Vintage Everyday)
 
 
 
Come face-to-face with your fears with these knitted nightmare balaclavas from the '60s & '70s
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Sun April 04, 2021
(WTOP)
 
 
 
Asshats decide to make driving on the beltway even worse. Police respond but fail to arrest anyone
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Thu April 01, 2021
(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
Smashing Pumpkins' "Bullet With Butterfly Wings" redone as an 80's sitcom
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Sun March 28, 2021
(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Diamond and Silk question Biden's cognitive abilities. thatsthejoke.jpg
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Mon March 22, 2021
(Pittsburgh Tribune-Review)
 
 
 
Seditious state Senator's novel about Alvin York earned him his doctorate. "Many of his citations are completely false and do not support his claims whatsoever"
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Thu March 18, 2021
(Twitter)
 
 
 
FBI releases 10 new videos of horrific assaults on police officers at the insurrection and would like your help identifying the asshats
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Wed March 17, 2021
(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
Medieval plague doctors with grotesque beaked masks roaming the streets at night freaking out Scottish locals
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Tue March 16, 2021
(ABC News)
 
 
 
Whats translated so far comes out to: "B-E-S-U-R-E-T-O-D-R-I-N"
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Mon March 15, 2021
(IMDB)
 
 
 
Some heroes get statues. Others get movies made about them. Welcome to the Fark Monday Movie Rewind. A thread to discuss what movies/TV we've seen this past week. LGT 'Fukushima 50'. Bonus: Whats your favorite disaster movie?
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(WTSP)
 
 
 
"Come and get one from the yarn balls. If you have any yarn balls"
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Wed March 10, 2021
(NBC News)
 
 
 
It's easy to make a lot of money when little kids endlessly buy digital hats and shirts for their Roblox characters
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(CNN)
 
 
 
That Covid relief bill of Biden's that passed with no Republican support whatsoever? A vast majority of Americans are in favor of it, with support for some provisions reaching 85%. So who, exactly, ARE the Republicans "representing" now?
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Fri February 26, 2021
(Vintage Everyday)
 
 
 
Bonjour, madames et monsieurs - photograghs vintage de chats parisiens, s'il vous plaît. *accordion music plays in the background*
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Thu February 25, 2021
(MSN)
 
 
 
No it's not
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Wed February 24, 2021
(Bored Panda)
 
 
 
Vote Snek
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(Bored Panda)
 
 
 
Vote Snek
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Tue February 23, 2021
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Virginia gubernational candidate presents herself as "Trump in heels" despite having no history of bankrupting casinos, collaborating with Russia, or sexually assaulting other women whatsoever
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Fri February 19, 2021
(Forbes)
 
 
 
Australians boycotting Facebook are moving to Instagram, Messenger or WhatsApp. That's the joke
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Tue February 16, 2021
(Twitter)
 
 
 
A short thread of Texas Republicans - many of whom are now asking us not to be mean to them for reaping exactly as they've sown - sharing their thoughts on rolling blackouts elsewhere (subby's note: clowning the asshats here, not the people of TX)
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Thu February 11, 2021
(BroBible)
 
 
 
What is it with hat guys?
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Mon February 08, 2021
(SomeCovidiot)
 
 
 
New Orleans: Covid? Whats that, never heard of it... anyway, the French Quarter is currently open as is the downtown area during the celebration of Mardi Gras and Valentine's Day. All of our restaurants are open and the hotels will be welcoming guests
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Sun February 07, 2021
(Mental Floss)
 
 
 
What happens to the losing team's preprinted championship shirts after the Super Bowl? Asking for Tampa Bay
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Thu February 04, 2021
(The College Post)
 
 
 
Saddleback College will dump Gauchos mascot because "many see the current symbol as denigrating to Latin Americans in general and Mexican-Americans in particular." So, you're saying gauchos don't wear Mexican cowboy hats?
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Wed February 03, 2021
(Buzzfeed News)
 
 
 
Sure, we all like to make of Buzzfeed and their quizzes and pop-culture clickbait. But every once in a while, they put on their serious journalist hats and get to work. Like today
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(Unilad)
 
 
 
Whats the price to pay to be the biggest idiot on the planet? $24 million
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Mon February 01, 2021
(CNN)
 
 
 
"K-pop star Sowon apologizes for flirty pictures with Nazi mannequin". So many questions
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Fri January 29, 2021
(Soompi)
 
 
 
K-Pop idols are throwing back to the fashions of tweed, berets, Vans, bucket hats and sweater vests, and so can you
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
All you treason weasels who participated in the Capitol Coup better learn this name: Chief U.S. District Judge Beryl A. Howell. She's the one who's gonna be hearing your cases, and if early indications play out, she's about had it with you asshats
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Thu January 28, 2021
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Ring for the waiter. Now with hats
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Old and busted: yoga mat chemical in the bread, non-tesselated cheese. New lawsuitness: the tuna salad contains no fish whatsoever
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Wed January 27, 2021
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
All the asshats that complain about participation trophies suddenly want participation trophies
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Tue January 26, 2021
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Ah...so THATS why Trump lost. God thought he was too 'pro-gay'
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Mon January 25, 2021
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Look, you dolts, we don't want to read your boring WhatsApp messages, we just want to stick ads in there. Why are you all leaving?
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Fri January 22, 2021
(The Sun (Ireland))
 
 
 
Genius WhatsApp trick gets you to be even more self-absorbed, let's you open a chat with yourself to save texts and files ...most likely from yourself
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Sat January 16, 2021
(AP News)
 
 
 
Baked Alaska now Baked Arrested
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Fri January 15, 2021
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Justice Department decides to officially end its ongoing role in supporting Trump's bullshiat about a fraudulent election. Too late, asshats. Too late
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Mon January 11, 2021
(SoraNews24)
 
 
 
Sapporo municipal airport to raise its profile by (a) lengthening runway to permit more flights (b) adding better links to subway (c) renaming itself for virtual anime idol Hatsune Miku (d) all of the above
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Thu January 07, 2021
(My Modern Metropolis)
 
 
 
Hello my honey, hello my baby. Hello my ragtime gall
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(The Verge)
 
 
 
Even Shopify has had enough of Trump, takes down trumpstore.com
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