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Fri May 07, 2021
(CBS Sports)
 
 
 
From Ditka's Restaurant in Chicago, IL. A team that is known as Da Bears. Da Bears, may be leaving Soldier Field ... Ditka, Ditka
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(Daily Star)
 
 
 
The world's most dangerous islands are far from paradise, being that they have flesh-melting snakes, hungry cannibals and nuclear wastelands (possible nsfw content on page)
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(The Sun (Ireland))
 
 
 
The 'inevitable' war between the US and China will most likely be fought on the massive battlefield that is Africa, thanks to President Xi Jinping staking claim to the continent
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(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
"What's it gonna take to get you in this relationship today?"
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
When you let your child's lice infestation get so bad that it depletes her hemoglobin to 10% of normal and almost kills her, that's a jailin'
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
You're a wild animal and your hairless cousins, who are quarantining, have left their swimming pool unattended. What do you do? What DO you do?
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
Today in over-inflated news: Man shows off 'world's oldest balloon' that hasn't lost its air in almost 30 years (possible nsfw content on page)
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
The NRA's Person of the Week is a plucky little twelve year old girl from Rigby Idaho who is doing her part to smash that "glass ceiling" by showing that girls can be school shooters too
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Proving that the horse racing industry shouldn't even exist at this point, jockeys are boycotting races in NJ due to a "don't abuse your horse" rule
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Can we just admit it's weird that Dick Cheney's daughter is too ethical for the GOP?
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(NPR)
 
 
 
In a year where hundreds of thousands of people lost a loved one, companies are slowly realizing that bombarding people with "Hey don't forget mom on Mother's Day" sales pitches might not exactly be the most welcome or sensitive approach
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(International Business Times)
 
 
 
New species of ant to be dubbed "they," and apparently no one remembers that horrific ant movie Them
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(CNN)
 
 
 
"I am a progressive republican and know that Cheney, Romney, and Bush are the true GOP patriots"
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(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Subby doesn't know which is more 'impressive', being known as the woman with the 'world's biggest mouth' or bragging that you can fit an entire McDonald's large fries into it (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
East-coast Farkers, if you see purple and green glow clouds Saturday night, don't worry, it's just a "magnetic field perturbation" and NASA assures us it's perfectly safe - which is exactly what they would say if it weren't
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
What the "Stupid" tag was invented for: any headline that includes the phrase "new TikTok trend"
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(NBC Washington)
 
 
 
NFL announces that it's giving away 50 free Super Bowl tickets to fans who've been fully vaccinated. Presumably they'll locate the winners through their microchips
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(Daily Star)
 
 
 
"She's got a concrete sarcophagus, and a nuclear reaction that just won't quit" (possible nsfw content on page)
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(NBC Washington)
 
 
 
An electric vehicle is believed to have started a fire at a home in VA that caused $235,000 in damage. In other news, electric vehicles have become sentient, are partial to arson, and should be viewed as hostile
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Activists sue to remove the last remaining statue honoring confederate troops remaining on public land and erase the proud southern heritage of...Maryland? Wait, didn't they stick with the UNION in that war?
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Can you believe it's been twenty-five years since Captain Janeway justifiably murdered Tuvix, a transporter accident that combined two of the worst characters on Voyager not named Chakotay?
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
What kind of "Medical play set" for kids is this?
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
What car do you regret selling? LGT subby's dad's
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(Slate)
 
 
 
A group that has significant contact with the public also has lower vaccination rates than the general population. Gee, I wonder who could be so unwilling to protect the public?
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Nearly as much fun as Scorched Earth it's the Friday Fark Gaming Thread. LGT Pine free at Epic. What have you been playing this week? Side note: favourite games with online multiplayer? Even the ones who had their multiplayer servers taken down
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(Food and Wine)
 
 
 
17 different steak soaking recipes and I suggest you let that one marinate
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"Growing up, my crazy and fun-loving aunt always seemed cool to me. She did a lot of things that in hindsight might have been questionable, but I lived. Can I trust her with my kids?"
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Remember the trust set up to assist the victims of the CA wildfires started by PG&E negligence? You didn't think that trust would spend the money helping the victims of the fires did you?
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(Lifehacker)
 
 
 
Why cats knock your stuff over-and what you can do to adjust your life, home, and very existence to them
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"I am a big-city teacher at a rural scural and everyone is racist and homophobic and hates that I'm trying to change students to become critical thinkers. The principal is also progressive like me, but we keep meeting resistance. Should I quit?"
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(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
California governor recall effort is most popular in the least-populated section of California. Yes, that's right, the great breakaway state of Jefferson
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
"For those who remember UB40 primarily for lilting lite-reggae covers of Red Red Wine and (I Can't Help) Falling in Love With You, the fact that they were considered a grave threat to national security might seem absurd"
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(Space.com)
 
 
 
Now would be a good time for Space Force to do whatever it is it does
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(The US Sun)
 
 
 
What do Patrick Stewart, Bruce Willis, the President of Ireland, Seal, and Donald Trump all have in common?
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(CityNews Toronto)
 
 
 
What do you do when your bungling incompetence leads to a third Covid-19 wave? HEY EVERYBODY LOOK OVER THERE
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Thu May 06, 2021
(Nerdist)
 
 
 
Ever wonder what happened to Luke's hand after it got cut off by Vader? Wonder no more
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(Nature)
 
 
 
Not entirely sure what going on here, but "Black Arsenic" happens to be the name of subby's Pixies/Henry Rollins ballroom ska band
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(Some Battery)
 
 
 
Google to supply Virginia data centers with 24/7 renewable energy thanks to energy storage. It helps to reduce the load that most people searching for porn at 3:00 a.m. are using Bing anyways
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(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Biden heads to Louisiana to point out that despite what the Republicans blocking his current infrastructure bill have promised for forty years, the wealth has NEVER trickled down
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Denmark claims Corona Pass app that tracks negative test results and vaccine status is allowing bars, cafes, restaurants, museums and other social events to safely open. Florida shakes head in disbelief, pounds another White Claw
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(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Speaking of two-week-old stories that have aged about as well as a Dodger Dog on the side of the 110
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(CNN)
 
 
 
CNN - It's not news that old people get divorced. Oh, wait. Bill and Melinda Gates did it? Look at this trend
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Who's the chassis maker that won't cop out / When there's danger all about / (Shyft) / Right on
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(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
Melting ice in the Italian Alps reveals that the ice was last melted during World War I
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Those are some nice red and white socks you're wearing. That will cost you $900. And you're getting off easy
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
If you wanted the musical equivalent of your crazy uncle's facebook rants, Van Morrison's new album is what you've been waiting for
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Moving into the universe, and she's drifting this way and that. Not touching the ground at all, and she's up above the yard in the MSNBC discussion thread for 7PM Eastern
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Study calculates that the true US covid mortality is over 900 thousand
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Global pharma shares sink upon news that Biden is open to killing their golden Covid goose patents
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Birthing 9 kids at once is amazing. More amazing will be to see what the House of Mouse does if the Disney art on the walls of the Moroccan hospital isn't licensed
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Idaho GOP, faced with accusations that a state rep raped a teenage intern, follow the standard GOP playbook and doxx and harass the teenager
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(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
"Who wants to eat three cups of quinoa?" You got that right
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(CBS Sports)
 
 
 
NHL fines Rangers $250K for comments about the head of Public Safety for Tom Wilson's. That's 50 times the amount Wilson was fined, and that's not just turrible, it's asinine
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
I'm truly a stupid moron who gives other stupid morons a bad name. My wife knows basic math and made a suggestion. What should I do?
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
NFL memo reminds everyone that Broncos don't owe injured Ja'Wuan James $10M because he tore his Achilles working out away from team facilities. That's his only weakness
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(Page Six)
 
 
 
That's what Zhe said
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(Connecticut Post)
 
 
 
CDC issues statement that COVID could be under complete control by the summer in the U.S. if people get vaccinated and are careful. Welp, we're screwed
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(UAWire)
 
 
 
Germany: Sorry Vlad, no Nordstream 2 for you. Whatcha gonna do now?
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(Chron)
 
 
 
What's in a NameyMcNameface? That which we call a RoseyMcRoseface by any other name would smell as SweetyMcSweetface
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(Lehigh Valley Live)
 
 
 
Bushkill, there's a cream for that now, Park padlocked by owner who says manager who has spent 6 years restoring the rides is a fraud who doesn't have a lease, and is interfering with the owner's ability to sell those same rides
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(The Weather Channel)
 
 
 
Shake that Momma, don't break it
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
"What started as a wriggling snarl of buttholes becomes a swarm of autonomous, sex-seeking torpedoes"
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(CBS 21 Harrisburg)
 
 
 
Finally, a job that most of us will excel in
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Kevin McCarthy is terrified of the 1/6 Commission because he'd be forced to testify that he actually gave a damn about democracy for a brief moment that day, and Trumpers will *not* tolerate such loyalty to one's country over Trump
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Giant sequoia found still smoldering from the 2020 California wildfires. You know what you did, and it can't just 'let it go'
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(KUCI)
 
 
 
Today's 2-hour serving of '80s alt/post-punk/new wave includes music from Love & Rockets, Shriekback, Stan Ridgway, and Gleaming Spires. Hear what commercial radio doesn't sound like on pastFORWARD #215. Starts @ 1:00 PM ET, LGT streaming options
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(RealClearPolitics)
 
 
 
For your reading pleasure; it's like watching a technicolor slo-mo trainwreck. Victor Davis Hanson asks the burning question: Are Americans becoming Sovietized? With helpful checklist and answers that define a whole new level of delusional overreach
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(CNN)
 
 
 
"Sadly, history shows that spats over fishing between France and Britain have a habit of getting out of control. It was only in 2018 where scallop catchers were throwing rocks and smoke bombs at one another"
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Five New England states have already vaccinated about 70% of adults. How many Rhode Island's is that?
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(Fox 59)
 
 
 
Homeowner gets a home appraisal they think is way too low. Then removes all evidence that it is a Black family living there, and have a white person sit in on the next appraisal. Magically the next appraisal comes in over $100k higher
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(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Puddle of Mudd guitarist sues hospital, claiming they left him with brain damage, insists they f*cking hated him
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Moderna posts its first-ever profit in the first quarter of 2021. What on earth could possibly have changed to make this possible?
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Scientists warn that this could be a really, really bad year for wildfires in the West. As opposed to every other year for the past decade
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Woman buys duck egg from supermarket, lets it hatch
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
"Back when I was kid in the 20's, we used to not have school when it snowed." "Wow, grandpa, that must have been awesome." "It was, kid, it truly was"
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Analysis: This is the dumbest take so far. Trump isn't the face of the party. The party has no leader and no direction. They are the corrupt party officials that oversaw the downfall of the Soviets. They are watching their party collapse in horror
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(Some Thrifty Guy)
 
 
 
It's almost like a worldwide pandemic that completely changed social and workplace dynamics might have actually had an effect on consumer spending. Shocking, we know
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(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Pete Davidson had a "brief" phone call with Eminem following the NFT SNL skit that lasted about as long as his average relationship
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"I spent hours listening to marriage advice from a power couple that eventually divorced"
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(Fox 31 Denver)
 
 
 
Colorado state Representative calls another 'Buckwheat' during session. "That's an endearing term, by the way"
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"My wife and I have been married for five years. We loved burning scented candles and taking scented baths. She joined a Facebook group whose members pride themselves on having issues; my wife claims she has smell issues and banned candles. What do?"
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
"You've been given an elephant. You can't give it away or sell it. What would you do with the elephant?"
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Canada, is this really the best you can do? That hotel room doesn't even come with a moose
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(MPR News)
 
 
 
Fresh off burning and looting a police station, Boogaloo Bois conduct foreign relations. "He offered to sell the purported Hamas member gun silencers .. as well as ,, devices that convert a semi-automatic rifle such as an AR-15 to fully automatic"
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(NBC Chicago)
 
 
 
Tony LaRussa not sure what the rules are, where he is, why those people are yelling
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(Bismarck Tribune)
 
 
 
Much like the actual Imperial forces, the Bismarck, ND police seem to have missed whatever they were aiming for with this one
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(Task and Purpose)
 
 
 
Eddie Gallagher: Yeah we killed that guy. So what? What are you gonna do about it?
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Wed May 05, 2021
(EurekAlert)
 
 
 
For post-menopausal women, once you break that first bone it gets a lot easier. Osteo-ménage now in play
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(Portland Mercury)
 
 
 
Arson string of political signs lit on fire, usually in a way where it could spread to the owners home, have "no indication" that they're politically motivated. Sure, Jan
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(CTV News)
 
 
 
Canada EVIL geese: What EVIL you EVIL may EVIL not EVIL know EVIL about EVIL the EVIL pesky EVIL national EVIL symbol
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(Vox)
 
 
 
If the billions of Brood X cicadas weren't enough get ready for the invasive "crazy worms," that thrash through garden, farm, city, and forest soil
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(CNN)
 
 
 
White House: Hey red states, if you don't want all those vaccines we'll send them to states that do want them
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(MSN)
 
 
 
That one burned down, fell over, and sank in the swamp. But this one stayed up
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(Merriam-Webster)
 
 
 
The Merriam-Webster word of the day for May 5 is 'Sprightly' as in: "When bartending, always pay attention the soft drinks you use as mixers, lest your customers complain that your drinks taste too sprightly"
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(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
Cue the tiny violins: Proud Boy on trial for rioting at the Capitol is concerned that jurors in Washington, DC will be prejudiced against him
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(Kare11)
 
 
 
Annual reminder that Cinco de Mayo is not the same as Dieciséis de Septiembre
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(We Are Central PA)
 
 
 
Convenience store clerk involved in robbery. His first mistake was being there that day
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(MSN)
 
 
 
We've reached that time of year where the U.S. Treasury says we are out of money for the 11,712th time and asks Congress to increase their allowance
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Loan applications processed around midday more likely to be rejected by know-nothing pencil pushing jerks who probably bought cars that were built on a Monday or Friday
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(Screen Rant)
 
 
 
Article - DECU: 10 things that are the same in every movie. Reality - DCEU. Or MCU. Or any other "U" or "non-U" superhero, sci-fi, or mystic movie these days
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
To launch or not to launch, that is the question. It's Starship SN15 attempt #3, happening NOW
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(My Panhandle)
 
 
 
Skynet has taken the 1st step to becoming self-aware. Someone needs to tell the Military that The Terminator movies weren't an instruction manual, they were a warning
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
The same Arizona GQP that wants to "uncover the truth" is requiring election audit observers to sign NDAs
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Anyone notice that he just referred to himself as the President of the United States?
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(The Daily Review)
 
 
 
School Superintendent can confirm incident happened, would also like to stress that no students were involved in incident. The incident being the arrest of two teachers, acting as chaperones during senior trip, for public drunkenness
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(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
SCOTUS should force Facebook to allow Trump to return because oversight board is without standing. It's like Charlie Kirk just grabbed words he has heard mentioned in articles about legal cases and used them without knowing what they mean
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(The Advocate)
 
 
 
Tennessee to allow students to be excused from courses with LGBTQ content. So that means you can be excused from English because Walt Whitman was gay, right? Help Subby expand the list of courses that students can be excused from to the right
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(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
The big beast of Somerset England, the size of an "Alsatian," filmed in what might be clearest-ever footage of a big cat EVER (with blurry images and video)
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(The Business Journals)
 
 
 
Business owners mystified that they get more applicants when they pay a living wage. Film at 10
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Real estate listings, celebrity endorsements, wacky food and drink ideas, and little known roles of famous actors are all on the Fark Weird News Quiz, April 18-24: Silly Hat Edition
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(Medical Xpress)
 
 
 
Scientists now know what controls your bones
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(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
Man infected with COVID isn't going to let that get in the way of finding the perfect BBQ
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Oh no. Unionized workers. Can't have that now can we?
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
It's possible to have more than 150 friends. Not likely, much less probable, but possible. So we got that going for us, which is nice
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(Sky Sports)
 
 
 
I know, we'll form a break-away golf league with money from Saudi Arabia. What could go wrong?
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
There is something afoot at the Circle K: a $5.99/mo "subscription plan" that gets you one free fountain soda, slushie, tea or coffee every day. Future plans include teaming up with drug companies to offer a discount on insulin supplies too
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(The Indian Express)
 
 
 
Since absolutely no one is wondering about it, Terrence Howard still wants you to know that Robert Downey Jr owes him millions of dollars for pushing him out of the Iron Man franchise
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Too early for an NFL Power rankings story? What? Are you nuts? Football season is just FOUR months away
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(The Ringer)
 
 
 
Site that says "When I was in college" tips a Natty Light to that funny Sopranos episode they watched over and over again between DMB albums
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Snapchat is quietly pulling the upcoming Russian Roulette feature from the next release
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop whatever the rinky-dinky is going on here
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(DW)
 
 
 
Jens Lehmann proves that even in retirement, he puts the "Arse" in "Arsenal"
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Advertiser reports they were banned from Facebook and Instagram for literally telling the truth about what kind of ads they're running
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(Slash Gear)
 
 
 
Study finds that those trying to lose weight should suck on tree's nuts
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Last year, the NL used the DH. Huascar Ynoa is making the case for that travesty to never happen again, strengthens the case for the AL to also ditch it
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
"Grievance proceedings are typically confidential, but we know the allegations against Lin Wood that are being investigated. Why? Because he sued the state bar" and made them all public
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(WJAC TV Johnstown)
 
 
 
They keep their door wide open. 🎶 Because it's meth they're toking. 🎶 The diapered kid makes his way. 🎶 Into the trailer next door. 🎶 That door wide open. 🎶
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(Y Combinator)
 
 
 
Warren Buffett has refused to split Berkshire Hathaway's stock since it went public. The week after its 58th annual meeting, it's about to trade over 2^32 ten-thousandths of a dollar, or $429,496.7296. We'll see whose computers blink first
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(Sci Tech Daily)
 
 
 
They blew up the wrong sun, it was supposed to be Earth's sun THAT DAY
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(The Drive)
 
 
 
Rental car companies are snapping up used cars as there aren't enough new beaters to go around. Thats gotta Hertz
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Tue May 04, 2021
(The Conversation)
 
 
 
What is always the answer to question headlines? Maybe. But maybe not, a little
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Man shows support for police by painting blue lines on streets, without permission, using paint that he shoplifted. Then it gets weird
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
A soul-crushing display as Korean-American Representative Michelle Steel (R) feels it necessary to apologize for reaching across the aisle to Katie Porter to pass an anti-hate crime bill
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(KTVO Kirksville)
 
 
 
Jihad Josh wants to remind you that he's still a Senator
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(News 13 Orlando)
 
 
 
'We cannot ignore the violence that is claiming innocent lives,' Orlando Police chief says, no doubt while unholstering his gun and looking around for a target
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(The Daily Review)
 
 
 
Dave Thomas made it to a hundred. No not Wendy's dad. Not that hoser either. This is the one who helped the Chinese fight the Imperial Japanese and then came home to raise a family
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Another sign that the Covid pandemic is nearing the end and people are getting out again: There is finally enough litter along state highways to justify bringing back the roadside litter removal crews
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
President Biden needs to stop spending like a drunken sailor because the COVID crisis is now over. This is what Republicans actually believe
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(CREW)
 
 
 
Federal judge to DOJ: Hey, so what's this memo that Barr cited to justify not charging Trump for Obstruction of Justice? Produce for us ASAP
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(SoraNews24)
 
 
 
Honestly, it's ONE banana, what could it cost? $10?
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
From the "Good luck with that" desk: Some of Rudy Guiliani's allies are asking Trump and the GOP to help pay their legal bills for the defamation lawsuits they're now facing for promoting Trump's lies about election
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
House Republicans call on their Senate colleagues to vote to reject Biden's nominee to head the ATF, David Chipman, a 25-year veteran of the agency, on the grounds that he might actually try to do his job
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(Stars and Stripes)
 
 
 
🎵 Insurrection charges for this guy, who fought for Orange Twitler and his lies, he forgot what his oath said, and assaulted the Capitol in his Green Beret 🎵
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Eight ways to prepare for higher taxes from the Biden administration, you know, if you are rich enough that this article even matters to you
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(NPR)
 
 
 
New comic teaches kids how to make art out of what's available during the pandemic. Used syringes, discarded masks, unwanted vaccines, and ignorantly selfish asshats?
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(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
What's behind Jeff Bezos and Elon Musk's Moon feud? Obviously, only one can become Emperor of the Moon
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(We Are Central PA)
 
 
 
What has six legs and is sticky?
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(UEFA Champions League)
 
 
 
CHAMPIONS Semi-finals, second leg: Man. City and PSG. City hold a 2-1 agg. lead and are at home and MBappe is nursing an injury... other than that Paris has City against the ropes. Kickoff at 3:00 pm et on CBS Sports and TUDN
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Yeah, that's the ticket. Mark Wahlberg put on a bunch of weight so he can play a priest. Who won't believe that?
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(Awful Announcing)
 
 
 
With no real news to cover nowadays, ABC News to air a four-hour documentary on one of the most compelling and unique figures to dominate headlines and screens since the 1980s. That's right... Mike Tyson
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Meghan McCain finally says something non controversial, that everyone can agree with, Subby feels hope
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(Fark)
 
 
 
What are the four least attractive words to come out of someone's mouth? Subby votes for "friend me on Facebook"
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(AutoBlog)
 
 
 
Buy a new car, complain about its shortcomings on YouTube, rack up lots of views, manufacturer calls the police on you for slander...wait, what?
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
To keep a PhD candidate from "cheating" at her doctoral defense, for which she has spent years preparing, her defense committee chair asks that she pan her camera around her bedroom. PhD candidate and the committee's external have a problem with this
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(Bleacher Report)
 
 
 
22 year old golfer becomes first person with Down Syndrome to compete for a collegiate title. What's her handicap? Article doesn't say, but you have to assume it's in the single digits or better
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(WCAX Vermont)
 
 
 
♪ Shot in the face ♫ ♪ It's all part of the game ♫ ♪ that gives BB guns a bad name. ♪ ♫
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(KUCI)
 
 
 
Today's 2 hour serving of 80's alt/post-punk/new wave includes music from Julian Cope, Stan Ridgway, The March Violets, and The Dentists. Hear what commercial radio doesn't sound like on pastFORWARD #214. Starts @ 1:00 PM ET, LGT streaming options
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Burger King has a whole bunch of very new, fancy, experimental packaging that should do a really good job of hiding the fact that's the same "food" they've always had contained inside it
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(Decider)
 
 
 
John McCain's daughter "horrified" that the imaginary people in her head who work in the Whitehouse are calling dumb morons and hillbillies in the middle of the country dumb morons and hillbillies for not getting vaccinated
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Cheney: What Trump did was cross a line in our democracy that *no one* should cross. Sadly, enjoy your unemployment, Liz
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Wine that went to space is up for auction with a $1 million price tag. Vintners as yet won't promise you will become elastic, turn invisible, ignite, or turn into a lovable gruff orange rock pile
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
I attended a protest and all I got was this t-shirt that later formed the basis for a mistrial
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Miatch, you don't actually matter anymore, what does Kamala have to say?
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(KSNT Topeka)
 
 
 
In case you were wondering what kind of public statement a Kansas politician would release after punching a kid in the balls at his substitute teaching side-hustle, this article's got you covered. And it's EVERYTHING you're imagining right now
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(EurekAlert)
 
 
 
One cup of leafy green vegetables a day lowers your risk of heart disease. But at what cost?
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
Update on 23-ton Chinese rocket that's tumbling out of control towards Earth: New York or Madrid Spain is sooooo screwed (possible nsfw content on page)
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(The Takeout)
 
 
 
You know what? Fark around and find out for yourself. You've earned the tag
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Microsoft is working on a system that creates movies from speech
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Squishy furniture like that of the 60s and 70s is back. Does this mean squeaky clear vinyl is next?
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
India suspends their cricket Premier League due to covid. That bug has legs
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(The Drive)
 
 
 
RIP Nissan's 370Z. In other news, Nissan was apparently still selling 370Zs. And what's this about a 400z?
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(Giant Freakin Robot)
 
 
 
Spoiling the chance of a sequel, that Khan guy from Star Trek is dead. No not that one, the original
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(AutoBlog)
 
 
 
Daihatsu kei fire truck makes its way across the Pacific to charm the overalls off firefighters and fans, create rare D'awww/STEM crosspost
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"My brother-in-law and sister-in-law spent the entirety of my pregnancy trying to think of what they wanted my son to call them. They've decided on a four-syllable word in our native language; it's awful. How can I get them to accept aunt and uncle?"
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Does anyone want to tell him that Jason Bourne isn't actually real?
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"My son is 14, coping with identity issues; he mentioned girls in his English class say whatever they want and blast the 'straight white men' for being part of the patriarchy. I fear he may be influenced by pathetic incels. How can I help him?"
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(Denver Post)
 
 
 
While most states are adding renewable energy sources as fast as they can, Wyoming is suing states that won't buy their coal
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Washington Capitals resident goon Tom Wilson attempts to injure 2 opponents, gets only 14 minutes of penalty time. The suspension he won't get will be served by the Caps social media team for tweeting that he lives "rent free" in critics' heads
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(The Verge)
 
 
 
Basecamp head of strategy: "I strongly disagree we live in a white supremacist culture. I don't like being called a Nazi." Basecamp CEO: "Thank you, Ryan." Employees: FFS, the fact that you guys are are in charge and denying it - we're out
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
My cheapskate buddy paid me in crypto rather than actual money. It's hit 700x the value & now wants me to return it all & get paid invoice. What do?
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"Did I overstep my bounds when I called my roommate's family to state that she was missing, left her purse, and didn't have her cell phone on when it turned out that it was just a booty call that turned into a long weekend?"
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(Sydney Morning Herald)
 
 
 
Still holding out hope for the Trump Pee Tape? Urine luck, there's a SECOND Steele Dossier using different sources that confirm tapes exist. Trump's gonna be peed off and flushed with anger when he reads this yellow journalism
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Trump's former Pentagon (acting) chief wants to know why Joe Biden isn't dealing with attacks on American Forces that Trump ignored
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(GQ)
 
 
 
You might be cool now that you've been vaccinated, but that doesn't mean you're not still awkward at dating
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Millions of Florida Republican voters who used mail-in voting for decades are going to find that the Republican legislature has just made that much, much harder. Thanks, Donald
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Mon May 03, 2021
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Candidate running on Civil Rights issue. Running to make political affiliation a protected class, so that Conservatives can't be deplattformed. Not sure she understands the First Amendment
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(Mountain View Voice)
 
Weeners
 
Some folks make a living touring their wieners and nuts around the country. What a bunch of boobs
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(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
Australia: Now that we think about it, perhaps allowing China to buy one of our key shipping ports was a horrible, greedy, incredibly shortsighted decision
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(Government Computer News)
 
 
 
That detailed satellite picture of the devastation left by Godzilla fighting Mothra through the streets of Tokyo? It might just be a deepfake
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(The Brooklyn Paper)
 
 
 
The city that never sleeps will be waking up to 24/7 subway service in two weeks
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(IMDB)
 
 
 
After Ruin comes Reunification. Lynn has to pick up the pieces after the deaths of her husband and daughters. Just kidding, they survived what happened at the end of last epidode, but don't ask Subby how. Black Lightning at 9 ㏘ EDT on The CW
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(We Are Central PA)
 
 
 
Volunteers from depressed Appalachian towns pick up five tons of garbage left by tourists that were supposed to be an economic boom to their towns, in anticipation of this year's tourist season
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(Forbes)
 
 
 
For five months 'The Big Lie' has been ubiquitous with Trump's fraudulent election win claims, so of course Trump has now vowed to redefine it as the opposite meaning, increase the chocolate rations that were distributed five months ago
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(CNN)
 
 
 
W says that if GOP stands for White Anglo-Saxon Protestantism, then it's not going to win anything. It would also mean that "White" would start with the letter "G", but that would be the least of their problems
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(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
White Castle World opens to long lines. That's a LOT of early morning day drinkers
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(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Ohhh, THAT's why Trump liked Hitler so much (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Some Dangly Arboreal Rodent)
 
 
 
That's just nuts
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Have you ever wondered what it would be like to combine Animal Crossing with Nine Inch Nails?
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(CNN)
 
 
 
"... and Dogecoin, which literally started as a joke, is now one of the largest digital currencies." Which would seem to argue that Wall St. should stay as far from "crypto" as Jerome Powell is staying away from an interest rate hike
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(APS Physics)
 
 
 
New observations of XXL neutron stars reveal that they're probably just big-boned and not squishy at all
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Royal Marines are working hard on that "Thunderball" remake
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Behold the COVID car, driven by the couple that offers free rides to vaccine appointments
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Three-Michelin-starred restaurant in Manhattan, where dinner for two can easily make you drop $1,000, is now cutting meat and fish from their menu and going plant-based. Seems reasonable to eat crap you can grow in your backyard
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
You'd be shocked to know that Manchin and Trump were pretty buddy-buddy
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(Screen Rant)
 
 
 
"Come. It is time to keep your appointment with the Wicker Man." Welcome to the Fark Monday Movie Rewind. A thread to discuss what movies/TV we've seen this past week. LGT a pretty good list of movies involving Cults. What films would you add to it?
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Hall of Shame contender for Tweets That Did Not Age Well
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(LGBTQ Nation)
 
 
 
Yelling out "I'm not a racist" in a meeting several times will not make that somehow magically true, just like yelling out "Biggie Smalls" in a bathroom will not make him appear
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(Times of Israel)
 
 
 
It wasn't just the Russians. FBI let slip that Israel had a hand in 2016 as well
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Kim Kardashian flaunts her golf skills and round derriere on the green, that is all
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
"Why do double standards appear to persist that protect white conservative men in cable news?"
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(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
Who would have thought that America just wants a normal boring president after four years of a Twitter in Chief
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(Ultimate Guitar)
 
 
 
Seven rock bands that ended their careers at the correct time. Every band still hanging on by playing the BFE County Fair, take note
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Here's your lizard. Would you like fries with that?
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Based on the mugshot, they also seized a baseball cap that has never been taken off before
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"My mother is homophobic; she shunned me when I came out and refuses to invite my spouse to any family events. My sister is getting married; my spouse and I are invited, but mom is threatening to make a scene, boycott, and ruin the wedding. What do?"
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
There's a walrus in Wales. What's next, seals in Crofts?
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
9 to 11 reasons that you either die a hero, or you live long enough to see yourself become the villain
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
After pouring $9bil into them, Verizon sells Yahoo and AOL for $5bil. Hopefully that bag of magic beans was worth it
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Analysts believe Tim Apple's next trick will be to show us something eight inches long that folds in half
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(MSN)
 
 
 
"Feel free to photoshop my outfit to fit your favorite team. I don't want anyone hating me"
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Plague rats to hold a superspreader rally at Missouri Capitol tomorrow to complain that smart people aren't listening to their ideas
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(Food and Wine)
 
 
 
Red Lobster's cheddar bay biscuits are the hot item for prom corsages and boutonnieres this year. Which really isn't a bad idea when you think of the extra bread soaking up all that prom booze
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(Some Color Guy)
 
 
 
We all know red cars go faster, but which car colors hold their value the longest? Sorry for you folks with purple cars. Also, what the hell were you thinking?
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(Fairbanks Daily Newsminer)
 
 
 
Younger, angrier and unvaccinated: "These are middle aged white guys - sorry to say that" says a doctor in a city hospital that is being overrun by COVID-19 cases
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Judge rules that Columbus police ran amuck...er, amock...er, amok...ah, fark it, they went sorta crazy with the rubber bullets and pepper spray when it came to peaceful protestors
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(9News (Australia))
 
 
 
Nothing to worry about, just that a Chinese 21-ton rocket will be crashing back to Earth any day now and it seems no one knows where
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"I was raised a rapture-fearing evangelical, and myself and others were always afraid we'd get out of school and find out everyone from us had been taken. I never knew why that fear was there, but now I know why it was instilled in us"
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
SCOTUS Justice Thomas once went a decade without asking a question from the Supreme Court bench. Now he's about to complete a term in which he was an active participant in every single argument. That's a lot of coke cans
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Judge rules that SC restaurant manager owes $500,000 to disabled Black man who worked at his restaurant under a traditional South Carolinian labor arrangement made illegal by government busybodies under something called the 13th Amendment
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
It turns out that alpha male and alpha female dominated wolf packs is a canard. They're just one big happy family
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Joe Manchin says that when the protestors entered the Capitol "my intention was to stay and fight" but then he remembered he was a spineless coward and scuppered off like the Trump-humping DINO he is
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(Vice)
 
 
 
Online text adventure game AI Dungeon unhappy that everyone is using it as their personal erotica site
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(Forbes)
 
 
 
Just because you sent a bunch of bitcoin to the scammers that encrypted your hard drive doesn't mean they're going to decrypt it for you afterward
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(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
AL West: still asshats all the way down
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(Bored Panda)
 
 
 
Whatever happened with that Texas hailstorm a few days ago? [pics 'cause it happened]
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Sun May 02, 2021
(Axios)
 
 
 
Biden Administration pounds the broken pavement to sell you a railroad that goes faster than you can drive while avoiding said potholes
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(Stars and Stripes)
 
 
 
US Army warmly welcomed upon arrival in Albania for Defender-Europe 21 multinational military exercises. What, you didn't know Albania was in NATO, or there was a country named Albania? Albania
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(KBZK Bozeman)
 
 
 
And you thought dogs hated wearing the cone
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(CTV News)
 
 
 
Horizon Comics and its founders Ben and Raymond Lai are suing Disney and Marvel Entertainment alleging that Marvel repeatedly stole their designs on multiple occasions to use in the Iron Man, Ant-Man, and Avengers films
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
All I hear all day long at school is how great Thurgood Marshall was at this, or how wonderful Thurgood Marshall did that. Marshall, Marshall, Marshall
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
There might to be a pattern when viewing the percentage of adults with at least one vaccine dose per the CDC by state but what could it be?
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(Birmingham Mail)
 
 
 
Cruel owner won't allow Husky to keep the new hairless pet that he found in a Birmingham park
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(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
The frightening thing from the abyss that may have sunk the missing Indonesian submarine deep into Balinese waters last week
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
While these Australian caterpillars are, of course venomous and can cause severe rashes from the slightest contact, you probably won't need to worry about that as you'll be dead from a severe myocardial NOPE just from watching them on the move
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Remember the rehab beaver that loves toilet plungers? He has his own live webcam now
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(Lincoln Journal Star)
 
 
 
Trouble finding workers? But what about... "That's a false narrative, and it needs to go away"
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(Wikipedia)
 
 
 
Dwayne Johnson is 49 today if you smell what The Rock is cakin'
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Welcome Fark Artists to your Fartist Friday Contest. In honor of "National Bugs Bunny Day" we'll write limericks about our favorite childhood cartoon characters. That wascally wabbit, the daffiest of ducks, Hmmm it's Marge and Jinkies it's Velma
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(Bored Panda)
 
 
 
Men Of The Internet™ share what they've learned after discovering the world outside of their moms' basements
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(Irgendein Typ)
 
 
 
Musikclub am Sonntagmorgen: What's your favorite song in any language other than English?
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(Fox Business)
 
 
 
Rich guy warns that stock market trading might encourage gambling
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(Space.com)
 
 
 
Apparently, "Global Haboob" doesn't mean what subby thought it meant
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Republicans demonstrate the courage of their convictions by lying to their constituents that they supported the American Recovery Act
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Hooray: Police visit 315 gatherings that defy Covid lockdown. Wah-wah: Fewer than one ticket issued per gathering
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
More than sixteen million young salmon begin their migration from their inland hatching sites to California's coast, experiencing the open road
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(KSTU FOX 13)
 
 
 
Mitt Romney to constituents: "Your boos mean nothing. I've seen what makes you cheer"
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Lake Huron folks admit there is a "Sauble Beach of the South" that is almost as good
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(KHON2 Honolulu)
 
 
 
Ka'iulani is 9 years old, weighs about 65 pounds, and would pin your couch-dwelling ass to the mat before you knew what hit you
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
"We agreed that a 190cc 4 Valve Monkey was downright bananas and went with it"
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Sat May 01, 2021
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Mars helicopter Ingenuity is working so well that NASA has extended its mission with plans to scout up to a kilometer ahead of the Perseverance rover
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Man buys house, not news. Man makes only one mortgage payment, again, not news. Man still living in house 23 years later. Now that's news
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(Complex)
 
 
 
It has seemed recently that CNN has run out of farks to give about its sibling network, Fox News, but how can we be sure? (NSFW language)
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(Louder Sound)
 
 
 
50 things you should know about The Beatles' White Album. That seems like about 41 too many
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(Salon)
 
 
 
Experts do not have enough data yet, but the lore is that AI might be more advanced if we designed them to dream. Now we're headed in the right direction
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(Kansas City)
 
 
 
If you've said, "Well, Republican state legislators are bad but at least they don't knee high school students in the balls," you'll have to reconsider that assertion
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(Fox Baltimore)
 
 
 
What book do you bring to an arson?
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(Krebs On Security)
 
 
 
Once again, Experian has your back (side exposed, hanging out naked for the whole world to see with no security whatsoever ha ha we're immune pbbbth). And by "your" they mean 100% of Americans
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(Slate)
 
 
 
The news media is slowly reckoning with the obvious fact that cops lie, a lot, about everything
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(KSL Salt Lake City)
 
 
 
The United States is shocked that a Native American petroglyph is defaced with "white power" because we don't have any racists here. Must be Chinese spies
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(CNN)
 
 
 
In a weird twist of karma, Marsha Blackburn's claim that Joe Biden was going to mandate preschool and two years of college for everyone turns out to be false, but does demonstrate why Biden's education plan would actually help folks like Marsha
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Scientists publish in the peer-reviewed journal Nature that Subby is descended from Asgard
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(Some Drunk)
 
 
 
Just found out what a Flying Monkey cocktail was ... and it sounds strangely enticing. What weird cocktails do you like?
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
So let's model what would happen if a 460-foot-wide asteroid barreled toward Central Europe. Oh dear... that's gonna leave a mark
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(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
Turns out, you're exempt from Florida's new anti Big Tech law if you operate a theme park. So what does a Fark theme park look like?
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(Revolver Magazine)
 
 
 
If you ignore the fact that a gay black rapper gave Satan a lapdance and was celebrated by everyone but uptight Christipublicans then sure, cancel culture would totally shut down the Misfits
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(Wikipedia)
 
 
 
So what exactly is May Day anyway?
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Seriously, what's with the Express's hatred of Meghan Markle (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Can you SMELLLLL what the Rock is donating? (Narrator: If you can smell 'em, unplug 'em. They're overheating.)
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(Uproxx)
 
 
 
"So, yes, it just kind of hit me that, 'Martin Scorsese made a movie that became a sitcom that takes place in the same universe as The Dukes of Hazzard.' And that definitely sounds fake"
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(Chattanooga Pulse)
 
 
 
U.S.S Chattanooga found in the last place you would expect
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(Fox 4 KC)
 
 
 
"I'd buy that for a dollar"...but not if it means I'd have to live in Kansas City
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(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
YouTube and YouTube TV no longer available on Roku because fark you, that's why
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(Media Matters)
 
 
 
Fox News hates immigrants because they might vote for Democrats
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(Salon)
 
 
 
Whataboutism: it's always what's for dinner if you're a Republican
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
What's the driving force behind vaccine skepticism? Derp. Lots of derp
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Fri April 30, 2021
(Daily Express)
 
 
 
That's_a_penis.jpg (possible nsfw content on page)
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
US Fish and Wildlife Service crew caught a 240-lb, 6'10" sturgeon last week, believed to have been hatched prior to the 1920s
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(CultureMap)
 
 
 
Austin is the number one city in America for naked gardening. In related news, there are people that like to garden naked
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(Local10 WPLG)
 
 
 
Chicagoans and New Yorkers don't agree about who has the best pizza, except that it sure as hell isn't Florida
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(Dutch News)
 
 
 
Council worker with a weed burner takes 15 minutes to destroy artwork composed of living plants that took three years to grow after thinking 'It's a deathtrap," trap being Dutch for stairs
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Pro-democracy and anti-corruption in Russia? Join the list of terrorist groups that include ISIS and Al-Qaeda
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Five words in the English language that should never be together in that order, regardless of how much eye bleach and free therapy you may have access to
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Now we know what the Queen has been up to since she's been single
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(Variety)
 
 
 
CBS crows that they are once again the most watched TV network in America, thanks to the Super Bowl, the Equalizer, and the Harry & Meghan Sit-down with Oprah. Also, they own all the shows for old people
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
If you had "child porn" as the reason Josh Duggar got busted again, then step forward to collect nothing because EVERYONE figured that
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
Pooty poot the Putin reminds US President Biden that it doesn't have coal-fired supersonic cruise missiles after US ships enter the Black Sea (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Gen Z term used to describe out of style millennials causes controversy. That is so fetch
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(IMDB)
 
 
 
Ever catch part of a movie or TV show but have no idea what it was? Have you always wanted to know the name but had no idea how to find it? Describe what you saw and let's see if Fark can figure it out
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(AsiaOne)
 
 
 
Guiyang airport toilet becomes viral sensation after top paleontologist confirms material is filled with fossils. Not his own from that trip to Taco Bell, but actual fossils from the Paleozoic era
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Only a month after losing her husband, "It is with the deepest shock and distress that the Royal Family announces the unexpected passing of Her Majesty..." No, not that one
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(CNN)
 
 
 
The Ingenuity helicopter has safely completed its fourth autonomous flight on Mars, without either breaking anything or getting stuck in a tree. That's three more flights than most of you got out of your own first drones
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(NBC Washington)
 
 
 
Just a reminder that today is National Boba Day, so shine that helmet, make sure your jetpack is in good working order, and for christ's sake stay away from any Sarlaac pits
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(STLToday)
 
 
 
Missouri Senate sticks it to the libs and rejects funding for Medicaid expansion. That will teach them
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(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
This is what happens when you allow Weird Al Yankovic to design basketball shoes
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
To mask or not to mask, that is the question for pandemic plagued America
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Things that might interrupt your wedding: A) Bad weather, B) An angry ex, C) A cow giving birth
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Machine learning (including Google AI) has difficulty finding the actual information in the really long articles that Google's SEO practices made popular
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Kansas' Kris Kobach announces that he is running for state attorney general, and boy does his wife look thrilled about it
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(Screen Rant)
 
 
 
In case you're wondering, the producer for The Falcon and the Winter Soldier's says that he doesn't think John Walker is redeemed either
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Tom Scott: America's not a racist country. Kamala Harris: What he said
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
42 may the answer to life, the universe and everything, but 46 is the age when we all stop giving a fark about what other people think
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Instead of doing another state-run primary, Virginia Republicans are running their own, party-run convention. Let's check in and see how that's going, shall we? Oh my
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Even the Burners who might have attended it are glad that Burning Man was canceled again. "A lot of people have gotten sick of what Burning Man's kind of become"
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(Buzzfeed News)
 
 
 
That's a big duck
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(The New Civil Rights Movement)
 
 
 
Stephen Miller called Biden's speech "lifeless and dry," which is what would happen to Miller if he were exposed to sunlight
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(CNN)
 
 
 
How to socialize again after the pandemic. I mean, seriously. You just type what you want to say in the box and then click "add comment," I don't see what's so hard about that
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(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
"I'm grateful my brother survived a traffic stop, and I'm angry that police murders of minorities has made me feel that way"
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Better for your health than those smoke-filled arcades it's the Friday Fark Gaming Thread. LGT Idle Champions free at Epic. Claim it, login this week and get $100 worth of in-game stuff. What have you been playing? Side note: favourite roguelikes?
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(Fast Company)
 
 
 
Good news: AirTags that have not paired locally with an iPhone in three days will emit a sound, so your stalker will only be able to track your every move for 72 hours
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
C'mon Dad, put down that tool and play with me
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(KAAL-TV Austin)
 
 
 
Remember that bar owner on the lam? So did the authorities
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(Daily Maverick)
 
 
 
You're Doing it Wrong : Why there are so many different shaped pastas, and what you should actually cook with them
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Do you hate having to take long walks from the bathtub to the kitchen because you forgot your glass of wine? If so, do I have the apartment for you. And it's just $2,500 a month
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
You ever wondered what it would be like to have a 50 cal blow up in your face? This guy found out, and it's all on video
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Ted Cruz refuses to accept money from corporations that never donated to him
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(WHSV Harrisonburg)
 
 
 
Florida Bear. That is all
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(Bsst't worshiper)
 
 
 
Have you heard the Great Meow? How to welcome Bastet into your life. Or: What's another cat at this point?
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(Ultimate Classic Rock)
 
 
 
Bret Michaels claims that he wanted Slash in Poison over C.C. Deville. Which is sort of liking a Mercedes over a Yugo
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(KMOV St. Louis)
 
 
 
Remember that TSA takes dim view of carrying cat eyes in carry on baggage
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(Salon)
 
 
 
"My husband refuses to get vaccinated because he's an idiot. What can I do?"
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Deputies ignore neck tattoo that clearly states suspect is a flight risk
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Having a rum and coke. Whatcha drinking Fark?
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Thu April 29, 2021
(Axios)
 
 
 
Axios: Why isn't Biden thinking about the married couples that only make $800K a year?
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(NHL)