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Thu July 09, 2020
(CNN)
 
 
 
If you've been drinking your hand sanitizer, you might want to know that the FDA is warning consumers about 55 varieties that contain toxic wood alcohol. If you can't read this headline, it might already be too late
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Wed July 08, 2020
(ABC News)
 
 
 
Last week the US shattered previous records by report a new record 50,000 new coronavirus cases in one day. The good news is that this hasn't happened again. The bad news is that's because we had 60,000 new cases yesterday instead
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Sun July 05, 2020
(Jayski's Silly Season Site)
 
 
 
For the first time since the 2002 Daytona 500, Jimmie Johnson will not be in a Cup race. The Indy tripleheader concludes with the Big Machine Hand Sanitizer 400 from the Brickyard, at 4 PM ET on NBC
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Fri July 03, 2020
(NBC San Diego)
 
 
 
Local TV station helpfully tells Americans how to catch COVID-19
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(NBC San Diego)
 
 
 
Local TV station helpfully tells Americans how to catch COVID-19
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Thu July 02, 2020
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Experts predict the July 4 weekend will see a bunch of morons packing public places and exacerbating the spread of Coronavirus because no one can farking stay put
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Wed July 01, 2020
(Radio.com)
 
 
 
NYC MTA installing PPE vending machines at 10 subway stations. PP on the platforms and trains by the homeless to continue as normal
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(KWCH Wichita)
 
 
 
Kansas decides to go forward with the coronavirus petri dish known as its State Fair
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Tue June 30, 2020
(NPR)
 
Audio
 
A closer look at how America's prison labor system functions. Come for the ridiculous story of how much inmates are paid, stay for, "Sorry, we don't hire felons," to the inmate with 10 years experience working for that company while on the inside
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Sat June 27, 2020
(CBS 21 Harrisburg)
 
 
 
Once again: Don't drink hand sanitizer. As these New Mexicans have found out
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(CBS 21 Harrisburg)
 
 
 
Once again: Don't drink hand sanitizer. As these New Mexicans have found out
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Thu June 25, 2020
(Vox)
 
 
 
Bars and bar culture will never be the same because of the coronavirus pandemic
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Wed June 24, 2020
(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
So....should you travel this summer? Are you traveling? Why?
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Mon June 22, 2020
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
I spent 3 months in isolation just so now i can throw bananas at other drivers, yeehaw
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
NYC's phase two reopening means the start of socially distant orgies in a SoHo sex club, hand sanitizer and toy cleaners at sanitation stations included
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
The FDA would like you to know there are (at least) nine hand sanitizers available now that are worse than the virus
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
The FDA would like you to know there are (at least) nine hand sanitizers available now that are worse than the virus
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Trump campaign blames protesters for disappointing turnout at Tulsa rally. Invisible antifa supersoldier unavailable for comment
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
The Big Apple's offices begin reopening. "What Monday is going to look like at this point is going to be anyone's guess"
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Fri June 19, 2020
(NBC Chicago)
 
 
 
Sunlight successfully sanitizes vehicle
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Thu June 18, 2020
(Atlas Obscura)
 
 
 
Beer Historian documents the COVID-19's impact on brewing, being that it's the biggest blow to the holy beer since Prohibition
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Tue June 16, 2020
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Florida attempted a small pop culture event last weekend and it went exactly as you would expect. Because Florida
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Florida attempted a small pop culture event last weekend and it went exactly as you would expect. Because Florida
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(Wired)
 
 
 
But start with yourself. Eau de Hobo is not appealing
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(Wired)
 
 
 
But start with yourself. Eau de Hobo is not appealing
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(KIRO-7 Seattle)
 
 
 
Downside to living in the CHAZ utopia: *Nineteen* 911 calls get zero response after burglary, arson suspect held
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Mon June 15, 2020
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Trump campaign says it will give temperature checks, masks to rally attendees
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Fri June 12, 2020
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
The image doesn't match the headline. No way is zucchini gracious
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Wed June 10, 2020
(Bothell-Kenmore Reporter)
 
 
 
Poison Center records increase in poison exposures during pandemic, as many learn important life lessons such as "don't mix bleach and ammonia" and "don't breathe through a cloth soaked in disinfectant"
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Tue June 09, 2020
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Hand sanitizer in my gin bottle? It's the new Australian way
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Mon June 08, 2020
(Slate)
 
 
 
Should we start worrying about a Covid-19 spike?
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Sat June 06, 2020
(CNN)
 
 
 
"Racism is so American that when they see me protesting it, they think I'm protesting America" - Anonymous sign seen at protest. Civil Unrest, Day 12
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Fri June 05, 2020
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
You are outside the perimeter of your home. Nature calls and your only option is a public restroom. What do you do? WHAT DO YOU DO? Dr Petri, an epidemiologist, lists four things to pay attention to
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Thu June 04, 2020
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Europe's bars reopen with a million beers waiting as lockdown at home gives way to heaven on earth
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Wed June 03, 2020
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Amazon Prime Day just expanded to a week, delivery drivers just ordered more advil
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Amazon Prime Day just expanded to a week, delivery drivers just ordered more advil
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(WXYZ Detroit)
 
 
 
Shopping list: yeast, gaming headsets, thermometers, fitness equipment. Shoot, a fella could have a pretty good weekend in Vegas with all that stuff
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Remember Dr. Fauci and the pandemic? Well he says the US should have 100 million doses of vaccine by the end of year
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(Daytona Beach News-Journal)
 
 
 
Daytona Beach police have big plans to deal with the next George Floyd protest: they'll be marching in it, with local black leaders, carrying signs. Cue very confused FOX commentators
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Mon June 01, 2020
(Lifehacker)
 
 
 
Bring These Snacks to Your Next Protest
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
"It's Made in a Distillery, but You Won't Smell Any Gin in this Hand Sanitizer." Soooooo, win-win?
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Fri May 29, 2020
(Bon Appetit)
 
 
 
It's the Beatles-Stones thing all over again
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
The GOP has submitted its plans to North Carolina for keeping the convention safe. Basically, hand sanitizer. Lots of hand sanitizer. And, well, that's about it
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Sat May 23, 2020
(AP News)
 
 
 
"Las Vegas can never be known as the place where people go and get sick," says official on plans to reopen the City of Lost Wages in two weeks. What are the odds he's going to regret saying that?
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Fri May 22, 2020
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Okay, when we said your hand sanitizer might spontaneously combust, we meant to say it won't spontaneously combust
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(The Conversation)
 
 
 
7 questions answered on how to socialize safely as coronavirus restrictions ease. 8) Don't forget to change out of your house pajamas before leaving
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Lowe's identifies three areas of the store for you to avoid
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Thu May 21, 2020
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
"Sheltering With My Boyfriend and No Booze." Sometimes we create our own hells
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Wed May 20, 2020
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
IHeartMedia to begin a phased reopening of offices starting June 1st. All three remaining employees said to be relieved
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(Mashable)
 
 
 
7-11 employee helps customer discern the difference between a thermometer and hand sanitizer in the most 7-11 way possible
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Bane masks are big business
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Tue May 19, 2020
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Marks & Spencer in hot water for selling hand sanitizer for £11.50 a bottle
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Mon May 18, 2020
(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Here are some safe dining tips from people with income dependent on you risking death to eat out
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(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Here are some safe dining tips from people with income dependent on you risking death to eat out
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(Fox 31 Denver)
 
 
 
Strip club that straddles the Colorado-Wyoming border reopens. "We're on eight-inch heels and obviously a mask sometimes messes with your vision like I need to be able to see where my feet are going. In eight-inch heels it could be deadly"
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Sat May 16, 2020
(Slate)
 
 
 
The pasta industry is spiraling out of control
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Fri May 15, 2020
(WREG Memphis)
 
 
 
Mississippi casinos to reopen before Memorial Day weekend for people who like to gamble with their lives
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Thu May 14, 2020
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Old & Busted: Morans hoarding up TP & hand sanitizer. New Hotness: Morans hoarding up Listerine
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Mon May 11, 2020
(ABC7 New York)
 
 
 
Equinox is going to practically make members do a workout just to get inside for their workout
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(Stamford Advocate)
 
 
 
Barter is back, baby. What am I bid for a bar of Yardley's Ginger & Sassafras soap, or a 2oz bottle of hand sanitizer, or a batch of homemade edibles? Got books? I'll trade premium for those. Watch out for land mines and stay on the marked path
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Fri May 08, 2020
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Woman goes $600K in debt to buy wholesale masks, gloves, hand sanitizer and face shields to give out for free to hospital workers. Probably not the smartest thing to do but it's the thought that counts
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Thu May 07, 2020
(Denver Post)
 
 
 
The darkest timeline is relentless: "We estimate there are over a million kegs (in the U.S.) right now that are sitting and going bad"
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Tue May 05, 2020
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Remember "desk-hoteling" and "open office" plans that many tech businesses and the federal government insisted were the wave of the future for workspace? In a post Covid-19 world those are clearly going to be a thing of the past
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Mon May 04, 2020
(WFLA Tampa Bay)
 
 
 
Care to put some money on which state has the first poker room reopening in the country?
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Sat May 02, 2020
(CNN)
 
 
 
Ethanol, why don't we just stick to eating corn? Mmmkay?
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Wed April 29, 2020
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Closed car museums are experiencing seriously increased traffic on the information superhighway as people park and click
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Closed car museums are experiencing seriously increased traffic on the information superhighway as people park and click
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(ABC7 San Francisco)
 
 
 
San Jose distillery turns whiskey into hand sanitizer. Big deal, I've been turning it into bad decisions for decades
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Tue April 28, 2020
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
"Trump told me it was safe to drink bleach," says Kansas man Dustin DeWinde
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
"Trump told me it was safe to drink bleach," says Kansas man Dustin DeWinde
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
"Attention people: Please stop drinking hand sanitizer." Sincerely, the FDA
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
"Attention people: Please stop drinking hand sanitizer." Sincerely, the FDA
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Mon April 27, 2020
(Inquisitr)
 
Boobies
 
Katy Perry fans outraged by hand sanitizer outfit, demand return to wholesome "icing-shooting bewbs" image
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Sat April 25, 2020
(Vice)
 
 
 
You're not going back to your normal office life. You'll get over it
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Fri April 24, 2020
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Life in Taiwan without a lockdown and just 6 fatalities: police tracking you on your phone, thermal scans in building lobbies, hazard pay for taxi drivers, restaurants with every other seat taped down with an X for distancing, and masks everywhere
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(Fox 2 St. Louis)
 
 
 
Why are St. Louis County liquor stores and adult shops open while parks are closed? "A lot of our lube companies were switching over to make hand sanitizers"
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(Courier-Journal)
 
 
 
Kentuckians are poisoning themselves as they battle Covid-19 by inhaling toxic fumes from cleaners. It's a good thing no one gave them the idea to inject disinfectants instead
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Thu April 23, 2020
(NPR)
 
 
 
Do you REALLY need those gloves?
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Wed April 22, 2020
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Governor Stupid says he allowed gyms to reopen because they're safer than grocery stores. We're all gonna die
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Tue April 21, 2020
(MLive.com)
 
Boobies
 
Small Business Administration says little darlings are not eligible for federal bailout money. And neither is Little Darlings
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(MLive.com)
 
Boobies
 
Small Business Administration says little darlings are not eligible for federal bailout money. And neither is Little Darlings
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
New Mexico hospital threw away reems of PPE just as the Virus hit because they faced an inspection, and the masks and hand sanitizer were close to or just past their expiration date
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(MLive.com)
 
 
 
State of Michigan buys $836k in liquor to keep bars and restaurants afloat, immediately changes name to Drew
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(MLive.com)
 
 
 
State of Michigan buys $836k in liquor to keep bars and restaurants afloat, immediately changes name to Drew
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(MLive.com)
 
 
 
It keeps getting worse: now no half-week-long music fest with half-naked hippie chicks for Michigan this summer
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(MLive.com)
 
 
 
It keeps getting worse: now no half-week-long music fest with half-naked hippie chicks for Michigan this summer
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
UK government: "Oh crap, we're running out of PPE." Suppliers: "Here you are, we've made lots of them." UK government: "*crickets*"
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Guess who is going to make sanitizer over and over and over and over and over and over and over?
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Guess who is going to make sanitizer over and over and over and over and over and over and over?
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(Slate)
 
 
 
This is why Americans can't have nice things
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(Slate)
 
 
 
This is why Americans can't have nice things
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Mon April 20, 2020
(The Conversation)
 
 
 
That hand sanitizer which does not kill the germs only makes them stronger
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Fri April 17, 2020
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Walmart to hire 50,000 more disposable workers for the Coronavirus demand
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Evidently pivot tables don't solve everything
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Evidently pivot tables don't solve everything
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Six stores keeping stocked on essentials during the pandemic
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(Courthouse News Service)
 
 
 
We weren't following any of the CDC guidlines for patient safety, but we put up hand sanitizers, so we're good, OK? We shouldn't have to like feed the people we put at risk, right?
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Tue April 14, 2020
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Amazon's HR department managing worker safety and hiring according to the medal-winning principles of Zapp Brannigan
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Mon April 13, 2020
(Atlas Obscura)
 
 
 
"Plague Water" it tastes just like it smells, delicious
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(ABC Action News)
 
 
 
Gov. DeSantis endorses hand sanitizer not approved by CDC for COVID-19. At this rate, he'll kill off so many constituents, FL GOP will have fewer members than Green Party
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(ABC Action News)
 
 
 
Gov. DeSantis endorses hand sanitizer not approved by CDC for COVID-19. At this rate, he'll kill off so many constituents, FL GOP will have fewer members than Green Party
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Sat April 11, 2020
(WHDH Boston)
 
 
 
A timeline of panic buying for the pandemic. What color is your hair today?
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(WHDH Boston)
 
 
 
A timeline of panic buying for the pandemic. What color is your hair today?
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Thu April 09, 2020
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Today's hot take: Are Instacart shoppers stealing your groceries?
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Tue April 07, 2020
(Reason Magazine)
 
 
 
Ten public safety regulations we suspended in the name of public safety
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(Reason Magazine)
 
 
 
Ten public safety regulations we suspended in the name of public safety
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Grocery store workers are beginning to die from COVID-19. Good thing they don't cost much to replace. And if you're outraged by that, hold on to that outrage and remember it when this is all over and everybody forgets about them being "heroes"
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Fri April 03, 2020
(Reason Magazine)
 
 
 
You can't have hand sanitizer because the FDA is afraid your kids will drink it
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(Reason Magazine)
 
 
 
You can't have hand sanitizer because the FDA is afraid your kids will drink it
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Thu April 02, 2020
(Medium)
 
 
 
The real reason that toilet paper is so scarce right now in these coronavirus times? Difficulty: Not other arsewipers, it's you
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(Gothamist)
 
 
 
'Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed rounds.' ... Hmm, don't see coronavirus there
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(NPR)
 
 
 
The FTC, FDA, and the House Oversight Committee would all like "a word" with a CA company that claimed to be selling $50 "FDA-approved, at-home Coronavirus tests kits" as well as $300 bottles of hand sanitizer that "killed Coronavirus on contact"
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(MLive.com)
 
 
 
That woman from Michigan was on the Daily Show, wearing a "That Woman From Michigan" t-shirt. Fark needs a "burn" tag
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(Fox 5 New York)
 
 
 
Booze sales jump 55% during this coronavirus pandemic ..which can only mean those of us doing the shelter-at-home thing have our priorities straight
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(Fox 5 New York)
 
 
 
Booze sales jump 55% during this coronavirus pandemic ..which can only mean those of us doing the shelter-at-home thing have our priorities straight
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
San Francisco bans those re-usable bags that they wanted everyone to start using
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
San Francisco bans those re-usable bags that they wanted everyone to start using
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Wed April 01, 2020
(KING 5 News)
 
 
 
To be considered Hand Sanitizer, it has to come from the Sanitizer Region of northern France. Otherwise it's just alcoholic soap
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Americans, knowing that the world is ending, are cleaning out the booze aisle along with the TP and hand sanitizer
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Tue March 31, 2020
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Amazon employee forgets that he's not in a union
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Mon March 30, 2020
(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
When faced with a worldwide threat to human lives and the global economy, American conservatives have chosen to politicize it and mock efforts at mitigation. No, not climate change, this time it's COVID-19, sheesh
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Your order consisting of potato chips, 55 gallons of lube, and light bulbs will be a little late
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Sun March 29, 2020
(Greenville Online)
 
 
 
Medical company furloughs workers because they A) Have no more masks to see patients? B) Ran out of hand sanitizer? or C) Have lost profits?
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Sat March 28, 2020
(Vice)
 
 
 
Instacart deliveries scheduled after the weekend might not arrive due to strikes
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Fri March 27, 2020
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
While they were still pretending there was no problem, China ordered a Chinese government-backed company to pillage Australia's supplies of masks, hand sanitizer, and antibacterial wipes and ship them to China
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Thu March 26, 2020
(Bangor Daily News)
 
 
 
Hockey gear maker Bauer changes on the fly, starts turning out medical face shields from their visor assembly line
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(Bangor Daily News)
 
 
 
Hockey gear maker Bauer changes on the fly, starts turning out medical face shields from their visor assembly line
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Attention profiteers, hoarders, and people too lazy to use soap: Purell is not proven to actually prevent COVID-19 and other infections
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Attention profiteers, hoarders, and people too lazy to use soap: Purell is not proven to actually prevent COVID-19 and other infections
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(Crain's New York)
 
 
 
As a guy whose been without a dog for a few years and was thinking about adopting another rescue during his forced downtime, subbie kind of has mixed feelings about this
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Wed March 25, 2020
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Local organizations are mandating curfews and social distancing because of government inaction. FARK - drug cartels
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Tell me what's left in your pantry, and some farker is bound to know something you can make with it. Difficulty hand sanitizer and toilet paper are inedible no matter how you combine them
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Tue March 24, 2020
(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Malort to start producing hand sanitizer for Chicago hospitals. No word on whether it's any different from the original recipe
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(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Malort to start producing hand sanitizer for Chicago hospitals. No word on whether it's any different from the original recipe
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(WBAL-TV Baltimore)
 
 
 
Baltimore Convention Center to be turned into a field hospital
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Labbatt Breweries joins fight against COVID by retooling their facilities to make piss flavored hand sanitizer
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Mon March 23, 2020
(The Root)
 
 
 
Coronavirus has shone a light on American selfishness
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
I suggested to my wife I could [NSFW]
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(Serious Eats)
 
 
 
Let's talk about that food delivery and Covid-19. Tl;dr very safe
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(Page Six)
 
 
 
Naked in a milky bathtub of floating rose petals, Madonna has declared coronavirus "the great equalizer"
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(Page Six)
 
 
 
Naked in a milky bathtub of floating rose petals, Madonna has declared coronavirus "the great equalizer"
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Sun March 22, 2020
(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
Canada's largest grocery store chain giving front line workers a 15% raise during the pandemic. Your move, well, everyone else
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Sat March 21, 2020
(MLive.com)
 
 
 
If you picked Florida for the first fatal coronavirus argument between roommates, collect your pr...wait, what? Ann Arbor??
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(MLive.com)
 
 
 
If you picked Florida for the first fatal coronavirus argument between roommates, collect your pr...wait, what? Ann Arbor??
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Fri March 20, 2020
(The Detroit_News)
 
 
 
Meanwhile, in Detroit
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(MLive.com)
 
 
 
Your tits and teeth can wait until this is all over
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(KTNV Las Vegas)
 
 
 
Strip club offering drive-thru shows and "nude hand sanitizer wrestling." Rare noble-stripper trifecta now in play
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Idiot YouTube prankster licks NYC subway pole for those sweet viral coronavirus clicks
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(The Blaze)
 
 
 
'That's like leaving 2 bricks of gold in your car'
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Thu March 19, 2020
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Walmart cuts store hours yet again
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Walmart cuts store hours yet again
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(Forbes)
 
 
 
"If you see toilet paper on the shelves, please buy a pack or two - not ten or twenty. If you buy hand sanitizer or milk or eggs or bottled water, get a week's worth,not enough for a year. You'll be amazed at how fast the shelves get back to normal"
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(Times Union)
 
 
 
"The apocalypse has arrived, and there's not a square to spare" - There's nothing like seeing Americans come together in a time of national urgency and agree that above all else that they are going to take very last roll of toilet paper for no reason
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(Times Union)
 
 
 
"The apocalypse has arrived, and there's not a square to spare" - There's nothing like seeing Americans come together in a time of national urgency and agree that above all else that they are going to take very last roll of toilet paper for no reason
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(Bangor Daily News)
 
 
 
If you run out of toilet paper, here's what you can use instead
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(Reason Magazine)
 
 
 
Why laws against price gouging, inconveniencing rich assholes, are wrong
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(Reason Magazine)
 
 
 
Why laws against price gouging, inconveniencing rich assholes, are wrong
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Non-scary grocery shopping is easy
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Non-scary grocery shopping is easy
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
Imma let you finish your power ranking, LA Times, but palak paneer is the greatest Trader Joe's frozen food of all time. Of all time
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(Fark)
 
 
 
I just got my coronavirus test and am under home quarantine. Suggest your most inappropriate song, book, or video game during this pandemic
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(Fark)
 
 
 
I just got my coronavirus test and am under home quarantine. Suggest your most inappropriate song, book, or video game during this pandemic
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Wed March 18, 2020
(Guardian)
 
 
 
BrewDog to begin shifting production to make hand sanitizer, which is good news for two reasons as it means there will be both more hand sanitizer and less BrewDog in the world
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(Forbes)
 
 
 
It's a warm smoky hand sanitizer with a smooth finish
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(Real Clear Science)
 
 
 
Why do so many diseases originate in China? Here comes the hand sanitizer
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(NPR)
 
 
 
An unexpected consequence of social-distancing: shortages of donated blood
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Tue March 17, 2020
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Why is $80 hand sanitizer a good thing? Hint: it's because of stonks
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(Food and Wine)
 
 
 
You can't make hand sanitizer with vodak. Oh wait
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(Food and Wine)
 
 
 
You can't make hand sanitizer with vodak. Oh wait
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
And now, The Atlantic thoroughly overthinks how to obtain food
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Restaurant facing temporary closure due to Coronavirus fires its entire staff
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(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
Social distancing D&D alignment chart
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Mon March 16, 2020
(The Advocate)
 
 
 
Social distancing starter pack: Purell, carrot soup, vitamin C Finnish and a vibrator
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(OK Whatever)
 
 
 
Twerking + hand sanitizer: How strippers are dealing with coronavirus
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(Vox)
 
 
 
CDC: Don't go to the gym. Gyms: You need to appear in person to fill out a 30-day written notice along with a doctors note before we can freeze your membership
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(Vox)
 
 
 
CDC: Don't go to the gym. Gyms: You need to appear in person to fill out a 30-day written notice along with a doctors note before we can freeze your membership
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Shiat just got real - now that we're all housebound, Amazon has warned of delays in shipments and lack of inventory
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Try this trick to stop touching your face. You're touching it now, aren't you. AREN'T YOU
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Try this trick to stop touching your face. You're touching it now, aren't you. AREN'T YOU
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Sun March 15, 2020
(Fark)
 
 
 
Because I am tired of posts about hand sanitizer and toilet paper shortages, brighten my day with the 4th picture in your camera roll. Don't explain unless asked to. No cheating
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
LVMH, maker of Christian Dior, Givenchy, Guerlain perfume is switching ALL it's perfume and cosmetic factories to make nothing but hand sanitizer, starting Monday
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(WRCB)
 
 
 
Remember those guys in TN who were upset that they couldn't sell the hand sanitizer they stockpiled? Well the TN Attorney General is now helping "facilitate" the donation of those supplies
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Remember always laughing at all those paranoid doomsday preppers and their crazy ideas of stockpiling everything? Well now they're laughing at us
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Sat March 14, 2020
(Boston.com)
 
 
 
Here's the psychology behind why people panic buy toilet paper. It has something to do with "zero risk bias". Also it's nice to have toilet paper
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(Boston.com)
 
 
 
Here's the psychology behind why people panic buy toilet paper. It has something to do with "zero risk bias". Also it's nice to have toilet paper
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Amazon cracks down on price gouging for hand sanitizer and masks. Come here to hate read about guys stuck with thousands of the things they can't unload
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Amazon cracks down on price gouging for hand sanitizer and masks. Come here to hate read about guys stuck with thousands of the things they can't unload
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(Fox 43 Pennsylvania)
 
 
 
The TSA will allow you to go big on hand sanitizer
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(Fox 43 Pennsylvania)
 
 
 
The TSA will allow you to go big on hand sanitizer
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
A distillery in Portland makes hand sanitizer out of batch leavings and giving it away for free. Whiskey, gin, bourbon - is there anything it can't do?
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(Slate)
 
 
 
If you haven't hit the store for panic buying yet, here's what's left
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(Apartment Therapy)
 
 
 
Absinthe will disinfect better than that stuff in a mason jar you got from that odd possum-faced character in West Virginia
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Fri March 13, 2020
(Vox)
 
 
 
Smalltime organic hand sanitizer seller on Amazon experiences panic buying: "It was shock and a little bit of panic, a little bit of excitement, and then panic again,"
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(Vox)
 
 
 
Smalltime organic hand sanitizer seller on Amazon experiences panic buying: "It was shock and a little bit of panic, a little bit of excitement, and then panic again,"
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(Providence Journal)
 
 
 
First confirmed patient in coronavirus talks about surviving Rhode Island. "At one point, he was aware that a priest in protective gear was about to administer last rites"
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
On the positive side if you've been skipping gym workouts you're much more likely to not have coronavirus. Way to go
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
On the positive side if you've been skipping gym workouts you're much more likely to not have coronavirus. Way to go
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Please don't masturbate with hand sanitizer. The stupid. It burns
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
The Razzies will continue as scheduled
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
For the love of god, people, use soap
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
At The Villages, Florida's largest retirement community which has been likened to a perpetual cruise complete with parties and STDs, residents are looking to go out with a Corona bang
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
It's official, people are fighting over hand sanitizer at Walmart
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"My husband is a hypochondriac who takes no care of his health. He is very stressed about the coronavirus; we've got a hoard of canned goods and won't take public transport. We got into a fight because he wants me to stop touching his face. What do?"
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(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
California deputies remind shoppers not to call 911 over line-cutting, it's Lord of the Flies for that guy trying to escape from Sam's Club with the last roll of toilet paper
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Thu March 12, 2020
(Slate)
 
 
 
Letter to the 1960s: We're sitting here in the future in the middle of a pandemic and we have to keep telling everyone why and how to wash their hands properly. And you think we should give all of these people flying cars?
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(Vox)
 
 
 
Now that we have people washing their hands correctly, can we find some kind of pandemic that will teach lazy bastards and women who "hover" how not to pee on the toilet seat?
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(Vox)
 
 
 
Now that we have people washing their hands correctly, can we find some kind of pandemic that will teach lazy bastards and women who "hover" how not to pee on the toilet seat?
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
The tough choices we make during an outbreak: Dine-in, carryout, or eat at home?
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Peloton, Obé, and other in-home exercise systems: WHERE IS YOUR GYM NOW?
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Amid nationwide shortages, you can still find some hand sanitizer for sale at a NJ 7-Eleven. It was made by the store owner, and it caused severe burns on a couple of kids who used it, but still
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