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Wed October 28, 2020       You can still celebrate Halloween during the pandemic, and here is what you can do to reduce the spread of COVID-19, none of which is anything you haven't heard before source: fox43.com   |   share: 6         Here's a totally non-controversial list of 50 Halloween candies ranked worst to best source: nj.com   |   share: 123         And winner of 2020's most adorable Halloween costume goes to this source: sea.mashable.com   |   share: 4         Turns out squirrels love Halloween too. (pics) source: dailymail.co.uk   |   share: 3         "When you find the house giving out the best candy, and you go back in different costumes, hoping they won't get suspicious." Please welcome "The Rescued Boys" to this Halloween edition of Woofday Wetnose Wednesday (w/video) source: abc7ny.com   |   share: 81       A Halloween metal cover of "Dead Man's Party"? Wait, don't run away, it's only me source: youtube.com   |   share: 17   Tue October 27, 2020       Happy Halloween WE BARE ALL source: abc13.com   |   share: 46         Begun, these Halloween burger wars have (possible nsfw content on page) source: dailystar.co.uk   |   share: 3         Want a terrifying story for Halloween? Just watch this latest Lincoln Project video source: twitter.com   |   share: 123       A high-def version of one of the greatest Halloween cartoons evar source: laughingsquid.com   |   share: 14   Mon October 26, 2020       Dad starts a non-profit builds to build Halloween costumes for kids in wheelchairs AND THEY ARE AWESOME source: youtube.com   |   share: 4         Since it's almost Halloween, let's talk about 'Ghost Fishing' source: oceanservice.noaa.gov   |   share: 26         'Zoom Meeting' Halloween costume needs waggling-penis guy source: cnn.com   |   share: 2         Science teacher builds a conveyor belt that hands out Halloween candy to children source: app.com   |   share: 6         This Halloween, Michigan Democrats are terrified of 11,000 votes source: theatlantic.com   |   share: 18   Sun October 25, 2020       John Mulaney is returning to host the Halloween SNL while the horse is still in the hospital source: deadline.com   |   share: 31         In honor of the fast approaching Halloween, the Sunday Morning Music Club is looking for the spookiest songs of all time. Hey... what's that noise? That creaking noise... OMG, IT'S RIGHT BEHIND YOU source: rollingstone.com   |   share: 326         CSB Sunday Morning: We did the Mash, we did the Monster Mash. Tell us your Halloween party stories source: fark.com   |   share: 83   Sat October 24, 2020       I've been watching classic horror movies all month on Netflix, Hulu& Amazon, feel like I've run out of the halfway decent ones. Help me keep the Halloween spirit alive with some recommendations source: fark.com   |   share: 111         Trivial Pursuit: Halloween Edition is nigh source: digitalspy.com   |   share: 1   Fri October 23, 2020       Want to dispense candy, but not COVID, this Halloween? Here are a few ideas source: reviewed.com   |   share: 8   (Some Guy)       Best Halloween costume ever - pick one or share source: us.hola.com   |   share: 34         So what is your favorite Halloween-themed movie? source: fark.com   |   share: 41         Family puts giant face mask on house for Halloween, says its 'scarier' than monsters. Well they ain't wrong source: local21news.com   |   share: 27         So what is your favorite song relating to Halloween? source: fark.com   |   share: 61         Since it's almost Halloween and this is 2020, headless horseman roams Revolutionary-era town. On a bicycle, strumming a guitar source: bostonglobe.com   |   share: 25         A giant NOPE is crawling down to your door. Happy Halloween, Frodo source: twitter.com   |   share: 6   Thu October 22, 2020       A Star Wars themed Halloween display? Yes please source: youtube.com   |   share: 4         Puppy born with green fur just in time for Halloween source: today.com   |   share: 7   Wed October 21, 2020       Seeing a purple pumpkin while out trick-or-treating this Halloween means the house is a safe spot to grab some candy source: longisland.news12.com   |   share: 56         For millions of dogs, there's something special about the month of October. It's not holiday sweaters or Halloween treats, it's the promise of a better life because October is Adopt a Shelter Dog month. Welcome to Woofday Wetnose Wednesday source: kolotv.com   |   share: 310   Mon October 19, 2020       It's Halloween 2020. Have you carved your Trumpkin? source: sadanduseless.com   |   share: 19         Bette Midler: "Your 3 fav witches - SJP, Kathy Najimy, & ME - are returning for 1 night only on 10/30 at 8p ET. In Search of the Sanderson Sisters' is the best thing to happen to Halloween since Hocus Pocus + Reese's Pieces" source: huffpost.com   |   share: 45   (Some Guy)       The Halloween Dog Costume Generator, because why not? source: pumpkin.care   |   share: 1         We don't even get a proper Halloween in 2020 source: twitter.com   |   share: 26   (Some Museum)       Set your DeLorean for 1954 & bring 3 ears of corn. Then you can join the Fanny Dunkers Ski Club for their Halloween Shindig source: courtenaymuseum.ca   |   share: 2         We may not be partying like rock stars this year, but we can at least dress up like them for Halloween source: loudwire.com   |   share: 14   Sat October 17, 2020       Local car wash employees create a tunnel of horror. Also, they decorated it for Halloween source: lex18.com   |   share: 24         Geoff the Plumber installs colorful "Candy Chutes" made out of PVC pipe, allowing houses to safely dispense fun-size Halloween candy to trick-or-treaters source: cbc.ca   |   share: 22         Carolina Panthers' Brown gives out $50,000 worth of Halloween costumes to kids. What has Brown done for you? source: wcnc.com   |   share: 5   Fri October 16, 2020       Want to visit Salem this Halloween season? Maybe you shouldn't source: patch.com   |   share: 33         The history of the most hated Halloween candy in America source: allrecipes.com   |   share: 46         So have you picked up your 12 foot high, $300 skeleton for Halloween yet? Sorry, too late source: slate.com   |   share: 17   Thu October 15, 2020       People who totally nailed their Halloween costumes source: boredpanda.com   |   share: 53         Elvira has a Halloween message for us source: youtube.com   |   share: 48         "The fact that I can turn guacamole into a big spooky event, just because it has some ancient link to Frankenstein's Monster? This is why I love the Halloween season" source: dinosaurdracula.com   |   share: 8         Love Halloween but don't have time to carve all those jack o' lanterns? Why not use a power washer? source: youtube.com   |   share: 21         The top ten Halloween costumes for pets include pumpkins, hot dogs and superheroes. Your dog wants to keep its self respect source: wjactv.com   |   share: 11         Starbucks Japan agrees pumpkin spice doesn't appeal to nation's Frappuccino fans quite yet, creates new seasonal Frappuccino with sweet potato, pumpkin and chestnuts - "Halloween in a cup" source: soranews24.com   |   share: 10   Wed October 14, 2020 (Some Guy)       Whiskey Myers lead guitarist celebrates Halloween early by getting bolt in the skull during ATV wreck source: palestineherald.com   |   share: 4         Just in time for Halloween, the trailer that will terrify you and haunt your dreams source: ew.com   |   share: 11         The Bikini Waxers, Estheticians, and Barber lobby seem to have a grip on the short and curlies in Beverly Hills, and don't want seasonal competition getting their teeth into it source: ktla.com   |   share: 20   Tue October 13, 2020       No trick-or-treating for Glen Ridge this Halloween, smelling of feet still optional source: northjersey.com   |   share: 28         Map of every state's favorite Halloween candy. What the hell, New Hampshire? source: delish.com   |   share: 156   (Some Guy)       In honor of Halloween, here's Elvira singing a song to raise your spirits, penis source: nukethefridge.com   |   share: 32         Now that we know we probably shouldn't celebrate Halloween during the pandemic, what about Thanksgiving? source: pix11.com   |   share: 90         Pets getting into the macabre Halloween spirit & freaking out their caretakers source: sadanduseless.com   |   share: 0         World's most elite sex club to hold kinky Black Death-themed Halloween bash during the coronavirus pandemic, promises to get the rich and famous attendees infected with more than just the usual STD's (possible nsfw content on page) source: dailystar.co.uk   |   share: 43         46% of Americans are willing to risk an egging this Halloween source: foodandwine.com   |   share: 36   Mon October 12, 2020       This house in Riverside, California wins Halloween, hands down source: abc7.com   |   share: 38         Baldur's Gate 3 players don't appear to have much in the way of imagination when it comes to character creation source: pcmag.com   |   share: 67         Name some of your favorite Halloween movies to watch over the next few days. I'm starved for my fellow Farkers' opinions source: decider.com   |   share: 72         Google releases top Halloween costume trends. For list of top sexy Halloween costumes, just add the word sexy before each source: cnycentral.com   |   share: 62         You know that urban legend about some psycho putting razor blades in Halloween candy? Total BS. It's actually pizza dough source: abcnews.go.com   |   share: 26   Sat October 10, 2020       Speeding with a car full of edibles will ruin the kids Halloween source: wthr.com   |   share: 39   (Erie News Now)       Drunk driver in Pennsylvania seems to think he's driving Bigfoot source: erienewsnow.com   |   share: 17         It's time to bring out those crazy Halloween light shows source: laughingsquid.com   |   share: 2         How to perfectly synchronize your media so that the only thing you see, hear, and dream about is Hocus Pocus for the rest of October source: ca.news.yahoo.com   |   share: 43   Fri October 09, 2020 (Some Guy)       What can be scarier for kids around Halloween time than a haunted house? This source: cbs2iowa.com   |   share: 25         'Debate Fly Wig' inspired by fly on Mike Pence's head being sold for Halloween source: foxnews.com   |   share: 48         There's now an apple taffy beer for those of you who have outgrown putting jolly ranchers in your zimas source: thetakeout.com   |   share: 7   (Some Guy)       Looking for a Halloween costume for new baby. Any suggestions? source: spirithalloween.com   |   share: 31   (Some Gordito)       The Moose Jaw underwater pumpkin carving team source: moosejawtoday.com   |   share: 8   Thu October 08, 2020       4pm Eastern, it's the Fark News Livestream. Starting to get a little Halloweeny out there, plus everything useless from last night's debate and sex-mad ducks source: twitch.tv   |   share: 5         How did they get the flies to buzz around and OMG that's not a Halloween decoration source: nypost.com   |   share: 27   (Some Guy)       Pizza has always been cut into slices, but this Halloween the pizza slices back in "Total Pizza Dough Recall" source: fox23maine.com   |   share: 22   Wed October 07, 2020       Just don't say you'll "be right back," and you'll be fine source: altpress.com   |   share: 19         Apparently locking your car doors will keep ghosts out source: msn.com   |   share: 11         The most ridiculous sexy Halloween costumes of 2020. I especially like the sexy fried chicken hottie, and there's the sexy hand sanitizer too source: geeksaresexy.net   |   share: 89   Tue October 06, 2020       Corpses from a cemetery in southern France were swept down a mountainous valley by a violent storm and some are believed to have washed up on Italy's Mediterranean shore. Happy Halloween, 2020-style source: reuters.com   |   share: 25         I remember back when trick-or-treating didn't require a reservation, or occur nine days before Halloween source: cbs46.com   |   share: 1         You gave that funny Farker Total Fark already, now give that Farker some Kraft Mac & Cheese source: thrillist.com   |   share: 41         Any jack o' lantern ideas you all come up with for Halloween yet? source: fark.com   |   share: 19   Mon October 05, 2020       Halloween shops seeing little demand for costumes this year. Almost as if some outside factor is causing people to stay home. A total conundrum. Boggles the mind. Drawing a blank, buddy. It is a riddle, wrapped in a mystery, insi- oh ran out of space source: washingtonpost.com   |   share: 57         Since this is 2020, Halloween will feature the first full moon across time zones since 1944. Probably will release all kinds of more mayhem across the planet with it source: jpost.com   |   share: 34   Sun October 04, 2020       Has Covid cancelled Halloween in your area? source: fark.com   |   share: 38   Sat October 03, 2020       Man who makes his living pretending to see ghosts outraged that you can buy ouija boards for $2 in the UK source: mirror.co.uk   |   share: 57         Buffalo Bill's house is for sale yet again. You put the contract in the basket or else you get the hose again source: altpress.com   |   share: 61         30 years after its release, 'Hocus Pocus' leads the box office. 🦇 Amok, amok, amok, amok, amok 🦇 source: variety.com   |   share: 39   Fri October 02, 2020       No, Officer, your uniform does not count as a costume source: foxnews.com   |   share: 1         A second dozen of Krispy Kremes for a only buck starting Oct. 10? It gets monstrously better source: foodandwine.com   |   share: 18         It's officially Spooky Movie Season. What are your favorite, weirdest, scariest, grossest or most goofy Halloween Horror movies? source: themarysue.com   |   share: 84         I'm a rebel, R2Dottie source: collider.com   |   share: 8   Thu October 01, 2020       Scarecrows, stone snakes, window displays - Halloween customs or new covid traditions? source: theconversation.com   |   share: 5         Sun-Maid is still trying to make Halloween raisins a thing, apparently still doesn't have a clue about kids source: thetakeout.com   |   share: 32         Derry's Halloween plans cancelled as Covid surges. Pennywise has a sad source: bbc.com   |   share: 16   Wed September 30, 2020       Utah pumpkins smashing records. Today source: ktla.com   |   share: 25   Tue September 29, 2020       Man builds candy-shooting cannon robot to keep trick-or-treating alive, find Sarah Connor source: sports.yahoo.com   |   share: 20         Since everything is scary, what will Halloween be like? source: vox.com   |   share: 17         If you were planning on getting your kid a Confederate officer costume at Party City, you may want to rethink those plans source: nypost.com   |   share: 55   Mon September 28, 2020       Jelly Belly: We're making booger flavored jelly beans. Top that. Skittles: Hold my beer source: thetakeout.com   |   share: 16   Fri September 25, 2020       You will need a reservation to pick your pumpkin source: wtnh.com   |   share: 14         Animal Crossing Halloween pack? Shut up and take my Bells source: themarysue.com   |   share: 9         Michigan has no taste source: wxyz.com   |   share: 19         Girl's Costume Warehouse will not be offering Sexy Covid costumes this year. Frog still available for purchase (NSFW content) source: businessinsider.com   |   share: 73         It's not even October yet and the offensive halloween costumes are starting to arrive source: news.com.au   |   share: 60   Thu September 24, 2020       There may not be trick or treating, but Americans have driven sales of candy up 13 percent over last year for some reason source: wgntv.com   |   share: 32   Wed September 23, 2020       The CDC would like to let you know that your Halloween costume mask does not serve as a replacement for a face mask source: cnet.com   |   share: 31         A zipline-ghost candy delivery system? Halloween might be saved yet source: laughingsquid.com   |   share: 6         Trick or treat coined in 1927. "There's a lot of firsts in Lethbridge - a lot of things we were doing before anyone else," Crowson said, without providing any examples source: globalnews.ca   |   share: 22   Tue September 22, 2020       Horror fans are much better equipped mentally to deal with 2020. Stephen King has taught us well source: vice.com   |   share: 59         Mexico City pulls terrifying dinosaur-sized 'giant rat' from beneath the city after heavy rain washes it out of sewer ...Oh, leftover Halloween prop. Never mind (possible nsfw content on page) source: dailystar.co.uk   |   share: 27         Trick-or-treating is a high risk activity according to the CDC. I'll say, you could run into one of those people that hand out Jack Chick tracts, or even worse, candy corn source: abc7.com   |   share: 87   (Some Guy)       Local grandma worries that cute pumpkin treats she bought on Amazon will actually be creepy pandas. "There is also some Chinese writing on the images. A translator told us the writing didn't make a lot of sense, but mentioned cremation" source: fox28spokane.com   |   share: 53         Bom-ba-ba-bom, ba-bom-ba-ba-bom, ba-ba-bom-ba-ba-bom, Da-dang-da-da-dang, da-dingy-dong-ding source: 6abc.com   |   share: 11         PetSmart releases guinea pig Halloween costumes for 2020. No Wolf Blitzer, Mount Rushmore, or Queen Fredegund Merovingian this year source: foxbusiness.com   |   share: 1   Mon September 21, 2020       Holiday sales should increase (now that we've expanded the season by a month) source: marketwatch.com   |   share: 8   Sat September 19, 2020       Is Halloween canceled this year? Because apparently we can't trust people to be sensible and decide for themselves source: salon.com   |   share: 32   Fri September 18, 2020       Hershey rolls out interactive map for safe trick-or-treating this Halloween with project Hershey Highway source: fox32chicago.com   |   share: 35   Thu September 17, 2020       Trick: 2020 - all of it. Treat: AB is dropping a 'Good Eats' Halloween special in what's left of our goody bags source: foodandwine.com   |   share: 10         Q: Are there ANY Fall events people can do during the pandemic? A: Yes. Yes there are. BONUS: Farker's podcast gets a mention source: nytimes.com   |   share: 13         Halloween is saved source: cosmopolitan.com   |   share: 17   Tue September 15, 2020       Of course Adam Sandler has a Halloween movie coming out. It's 2020 *LIGHTNING FLASH* - and he's sporting a pornstache *THUNDER CLAP* source: youtube.com   |   share: 32         China says the vaccine could be ready for the public by November, regrets being unable to have a fresh wave of zombies ready for Halloween source: medicalxpress.com   |   share: 2   Mon September 14, 2020       Artist selling 'Karen' Halloween masks, calls them 'scariest thing you can be.' At that price, Subby will just be going with the Andy Reid foggy face shield source: fox8.com   |   share: 54   Sat September 12, 2020       This year, there will be no Halloween, Christmas or Valentine's Day themed Peeps. Holy crap 2020, *FINALLY* something not totally shiatty source: apnews.com   |   share: 20   Thu September 10, 2020       Add "cancelling Halloween" to the list of things done during the 1918 Pandemic that will probably happen again source: cnn.com   |   share: 87   Tue September 08, 2020       The forty best horror movies streaming on Hulu this month source: pastemagazine.com   |   share: 28   Sat September 05, 2020       Don't go dressed as Coronavirus for Halloween; it's tasteless source: slate.com   |   share: 20   Wed September 02, 2020       Alcohol brand will pay $10,000 if you can guess its new mystery flavor, which is dragon fruit, by the way source: comicbook.com   |   share: 16   Tue September 01, 2020       Kansas man breaks out Halloween, Christmas decorations to promote face masks. Let's help him come up with some new ones source: fox4kc.com   |   share: 18   Mon August 31, 2020       The biggest question this fall may be A: Who will win the election? B: Will Covid-19 go away? or C: What is Mountain Dew's VooDew Mystery flavor for Halloween? source: ihorror.com   |   share: 13         There's 'The Blair Witch Project' then there's THE Blair Witch, and her marvelous obituary source: mtexpress.com   |   share: 27   Wed August 26, 2020       John Carpenter's "The Thing", which was a remake of 1951's "The Thing from Another World", which was then unsuccessfully rebooted with a prequel in 2011 is getting rebooted again source: ign.com   |   share: 61   Mon August 24, 2020       Subby has seen a lot of advice column links in the Discussion tab for quite some time now. It seems Farkers are getting good at giving advice. What's the best advice you've ever given someone? What's the worst? Be as detailed as possible source: fark.com   |   share: 30         So what do you do when it's Halloween and you want to go to a haunted house, but there's a global pandemic going on? Answer: Drive-thru haunted houses source: krqe.com   |   share: 15   Mon August 17, 2020       Could Halloween actually be canceled? source: foxnews.com   |   share: 42   Tue August 11, 2020       Aaaaaand...here comes the Halloween candy source: cnn.com   |   share: 15   Fri August 07, 2020       Will Halloween be canceled? Costumers, candy makers, theme parks face a scary reality source: latimes.com   |   share: 21   Wed August 05, 2020       Planning on visiting Salem, MA over the Halloween season? Well, TOO DAMN BAD source: whdh.com   |   share: 16   Thu July 30, 2020       Kit-Kat 'Witches Brew' flavor coming to stores just in time for Halloween source: read.ilovehalloween.net   |   share: 18   Mon July 27, 2020       To slow the pandemic,Target, Dick's Sporting Goods, and others to close down: ON THANKSGIVING DAY. Black Friday is still on, but likely needs a new name source: ktla.com   |   share: 46   Wed July 22, 2020       Even Kit Kat wants to speed up the rest of 2020 source: 1041jackfm.radio.com   |   share: 4         Coronavirus may cancel Halloween source: usatoday.com   |   share: 57   Fri July 17, 2020       Japanese officials are concerned about the Yakuza handing out candy to children on Halloween and want to stop the practice, citing fears of a turf war. In other news, Halloween is a thing in Japan source: theguardian.com   |   share: 46   Thu July 16, 2020       Cops have bone to pick with man shaking skeleton outside grocery store source: tcpalm.com   |   share: 23   (Some Guy)       Fall can officially begin now, according to Kit Kat source: bestproducts.com   |   share: 8   Tue July 14, 2020       KC Chiefs to change logo to fire helmet, mascot to Dalmatian, stadium name to Nozzle, tomahawk chop to wave, and drum to fire alarm. Ha ha ha no. American Indians stereotypes are fun, like a Halloween costume source: fansided.com   |   share: 26   Mon July 13, 2020 (Some Guy)       Is it time to start thinking about cancelling Halloween? source: wpst.com   |   share: 82   Thu July 09, 2020 (Some Guy)       Survey predicts 90% of Austin's live music venues may close by Halloween source: austinmonitor.com   |   share: 24   Wed July 08, 2020       If Covid-19 doesn't kill you, Halloween will source: youtube.com   |   share: 25   Tue July 07, 2020       Cookies 'N' Crème Fangs, Vampire Chocolate Kisses, Reese's Franken-Cups - Halloween's still four months away, but here's the some of the new candy you'll be lifting your masks for source: thetakeout.com   |   share: 11   Mon July 06, 2020       John Carpenter releases score for 2020. Actual, working "They Live" sunglasses likely to follow source: rollingstone.com   |   share: 28   Tue June 30, 2020       Barstool Sports founder's racist past being exposed shouldn't surprise anyone familiar with Barstool Sports source: mediamatters.org   |   share: 38

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