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headlines found matching 'Halloween'
Sun January 22, 2023
(Philly Voice)
 
 
 
The one where the gang transforms Paddy's into a popup Eagles Bar, don't take the courtesy van
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Fri December 30, 2022
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
GTA Online's 'UFO abduction Halloween event' with UFOs filling the sky returns for Christmas, except in real life
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Sun December 25, 2022
(KSL Salt Lake City)
 
 
 
ER nurse entertains patients with over 150 drawings painted onto his Mohawk by his kids. "My patients love the hair; their loved ones loved it and I think that's just one of those things that connects us"
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Sat December 17, 2022
(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
Cool: Going on a multistate road trip to spend time with your 8-year-old daughter. Sick: Your deceased daughter
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Fri December 09, 2022
(YouTube)
 
 
 
*WARNING* This thread contains Christmas music. Now that Halloween & Thanksgiving are over, it is acceptable to play Christmas music, what song is definitely on your playlist? LGT 12 hours of the classics
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(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Cardi B had her buttocks injections reversed, putting an end to that saga
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Tue December 06, 2022
(Amazon)
 
 
 
We should talk about gardening tools. The linked "Garden Glove Claws Best Gift for Women" have caught my attention, and I'm sad I didn't see them before Halloween. Here's your Fark gardening thread for Tuesday Dec 5th
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Wed November 30, 2022
(Fark)
 
 
 
Fark NotNewsletter: Still playing Halloween music
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Sun November 27, 2022
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Bambi goes from cuddly to killer in new film
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(WHDH Boston)
 
 
 
Lobsta Mickey is wicked terrifying
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Thu November 17, 2022
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Atomic Monster and Blumhouse to merge but operate independently and not combine, guaranteeing jobs for lawyers, accountants, marketing people and spreadsheets
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Tue November 08, 2022
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Is it a compliment or an insult when Fox News calls Fark's favorite "I Voted" contest winner a 'dystopian rainbow spider' voting sticker? Dystopian, really?
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(Willamette Week)
 
 
 
Things to worry about in Portland: your car being broken into, lobster uprising, and of course your landlord sneaking into your own apartment wearing a Michael Myers costume
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Sun November 06, 2022
(Variety)
 
 
 
Black Adam is #1 with $16 million as confusing anime One Piece Film: Red takes in an inexplicable $10 million at #2 while Ticket to Paradise slips to #3 with $8 million. Smile fades to #4 with $5 million as Prey for the Devil sits at #5 with $3 million
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Sat November 05, 2022
(KETV Omaha)
 
 
 
Homeowner loves Halloween, HOA not so much
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Fri November 04, 2022
(PennLive)
 
 
 
Rabbit offers trick-or-treaters carrot
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Thu November 03, 2022
(ABC News)
 
 
 
Halloween urban-legend-becomes-reality trifecta in play after someone actually put razor blades in candy
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(Radio-Canada)
 
 
 
At least two people are stupid enough to give out their drugs to the kids on Halloween thus guaranteeing that we hear the 'check candy for drugs' story for the rest of recorded time
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Wed November 02, 2022
(WFLA Tampa Bay)
 
Hero
 
Wheelchair-bound boy dresses up like McDonald's fries for Halloween. Tag is for McDonalds, which gave him free fries for a year
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(Fox9 Minneapolis)
 
 
 
Old and busted: Stealing the bowls of Halloween candy. New hotness: refilling the empty bowl with your own candy
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(Fox 8 Cleveland)
 
 
 
X-rated Halloween display in Ohio, y'all
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(WFLA Tampa Bay)
 
 
 
Woman in Florida goes up to front porch while trick or treating and then...oh my
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(Variety)
 
 
 
Trevor Noah knows how to make Twitter the most profitable company in history. "Charge white people to say the N-word. Racists will be taking out loans"
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(Fox 8 Cleveland)
 
 
 
Sheriff's office dresses Mounted Unit horses up in sheets for Halloween
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Tue November 01, 2022
(Bored Panda)
 
 
 
Too soon, undisclosed company. Too soon
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(Patch)
 
 
 
Seven Hump Wump wins trophy in Halloween costume contest, required 3 generations of a family to make it work
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(Scary Mommy)
 
 
 
Donald Faison and his daughter won Halloween by dressing up as Murray and Dionne from "Clueless." Next, he will teach her that street slang is an increasingly valid form of expression
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(NPR)
 
 
 
You've probably been wondering all night what drag queen Pattie Gonia dressed up as for Halloween. Well, NPR's here to tell you. Oh, you weren't wondering at all? You don't even know who drag queen Pattie Gonia is? Well, NPR's here to tell you anyway
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Heidi Klum is a disgusting worm
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(Denver7.com)
 
 
 
Wheelchair-using 5-year-old who's also big fan of Edmonton Oilers dresses as their Zamboni machine. Oilers, NHL impressed, call it "costume of the year"
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(NBC Montana)
 
 
 
Missoula Police Department perpetuates the fentanyl panic in Halloween
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(Scary Mommy)
 
 
 
Cartoon Network issues belated apology for grim Scooby Doo-Blair Witch mashup that had kids sh*tting their pants on Halloween in 1999
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Mon October 31, 2022
(IMDB)
 
 
 
O Ye of Little Faith it's time to get some as Ben leaps into a priest who has been called to assist a family in crisis on Halloween night. Quantum Leap Ep. 7 @ 10 PM ET on NBC
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(NASA)
 
 
 
Sure, your Halloween costume may be cool, but it's not 'Cosmic Bat Nebula' cool
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(Vice)
 
 
 
Remember seven Halloweens ago when an asteroid that looked like a spooky skull flew past the Earth? Halloween remembers
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Monday Night Football sees the Battle of Ohio as Cincinnati travels about 250 miles to Cleveland. Will the Bengals shred the Browns or will Cleveland stumble to victory? Starting at 8:15pm ET on ESPN
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(Syracuse Post-Standard)
 
 
 
City officials warn voters that Bills QB Josh Allen is not eligible to be elected Mayor since he is already in charge of Green Bay
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Three spooky but spectacular for Halloween hockey. We start with the monstrous matchup of the Capitals and Hurricanes at 7:00 PM ET on NHL Network, and also the Wings and Sabres at 7:00 and Kings and Blues at 8:00 PM. Let's end October with a bang
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Am I a bad neighbor if I turn off the porch lights on Halloween?
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Happy Halloween, Fartists. Share your spooky (or not so spooky) art and craftwork here in your weekly Arting thread
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(CTV News)
 
 
 
Old and busted: sexy Halloween nurse costumes. New hotness: realistic Halloween nurse costumes?
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(IMDB)
 
 
 
Happy Halloween Birthday to the MCU's scariest villain, Letitia Wright
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(Axios)
 
 
 
A State by State interactive map of Hauntings. Happy Halloween
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(Newsweek)
 
Weeners
 
Iceland's Prime Minister admiring a nice pair of necromancer pants made out of human skin. Not Safe For Work, but Halloween appropriate
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(Science Alert)
 
 
 
Just in time for the Halloween zombie apocalypse, influenza and RSV merge together into one super-virus
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Happy Halloween from Broken Peach
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(Wikipedia)
 
 
 
Today in holiday history: The man who killed Halloween
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(Live Science)
 
 
 
Just in time for Halloween, we get space zombie news from Puerto Rico
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(Daily Record (UK))
 
 
 
When you have Gordon Ramsay appalled, you know you're cooking it wrong. Cooking a full chicken inside a pumpkin, really?
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(Spoon & Tamago)
 
 
 
Jimi Halloween: making the mundane magnificent
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
The most frightening Halloween decorations the HOA allowed 👻
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Spend your Halloween with a monster - Cookie Monster, that is, when he was green, unintelligible and appearing on the Ed Sullivan Show on October 8, 1967
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Gather 'round, Farkers, it's time for Fark's 19th annual spooky story thread. Get into the Halloween spirit and share your true ghost/scary stories. 👻 Farkers who bring up politics get thrown into a rancor's pit ☠
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(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Alcohol was involved
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Sun October 30, 2022
(The Korea Times)
 
 
 
As far as South Korean businesses are concerned, Itaewon tragedy killed Halloween for years to come
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(CNN)
 
 
 
It's still relatively early, so maybe you haven't found the dumbest thing you're going to read yet. So how about a CNN editorial declaring that we need to make Halloween evil again so kids can learn about the importance of good in fairy tales?
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
The Daily Fail has some advice for de-tackifying your Halloween costume: less fake blood, more cleavage
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
Lightning strikes twice for Black Adam, #1 with $25 million. $10 million worth of tickets to Ticket to Paradise keep it at #2 while Prey for the Devil has a hellish opening at #3 with $7 million. Smile scares up $5 million at #4
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(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
As we get ready for one of Fark's favorite holidays, the Sunday Morning Music Club needs help in compiling the best spooky scary soundtrack just in time for Halloween
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(Powerball)
 
 
 
In my best Doctor Evil costume, holding an extended pinky finger to the corner of my mouth, "Halloween night's PowerBall jackpot is officially one billion dollars"
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(YouTube)
 
Video
 
For this Halloween, revisit the Overlook with a little side of REDRUM
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Sat October 29, 2022
(Big E Radio)
 
 
 
At 10:30PM ET it's time for the (near) Halloween episode of Noise Factor. Get freaky and get loud with some creepy, scary, spooky tunes both new and old
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(CTV News)
 
 
 
Father makes sure that his disabled son has an ice Halloween
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Halloween festivities turn around 150 people into ghosts in Seoul
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(Food Network)
 
 
 
Modern parents haven't done quite enough to totally ruin Halloween yet, so here's a list of vegan recipes to feed your kids before they go out trick-or-treating to get over that final line
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(YourTango)
 
 
 
Ebenezer Scrooge: Halloween Edition
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(Cole and Marmalade)
 
 
 
Meet Close Up, the resident cat of Hollywood Forever Cemetery. If you're lucky you might see him lounging on Cecil B. DeMille's grave where he greets tour groups. Welcome to Caturday, It's Almost Halloween edition
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Fri October 28, 2022
(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
Halloween decorations that put yours to shame
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(AutoBlog)
 
 
 
Halloween is the most dangerous night of the year, and not just because of all the fentanyl candy and apple razor blades
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(Thrillist)
 
 
 
Today is national chocolate day. To the left where you can score some free or cheap chocolate. To the right list your favorite way to celebrate. Raiding the Halloween stash is right at the top
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Photoshop Challenge: Create your own Spirit Halloween costume meme
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Ice cream shop forced to pull gruesome Halloween display. Maybe a tied-up mannequin covered in a bin bag laying on top of a pool of blood with a large knife beside it was a bit much
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(ZDNet)
 
 
 
Enjoy your Halloween sysadmins. We don't have the details yet, but we can safely say that come Nov. 1, everyone -- and I mean everyone -- will need to patch OpenSSL 3.x
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(Austin Chronicle)
 
 
 
How much does Austin TX love Alex Jones? Enough to wear him as a scary mask for Halloween
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Most popular Halloween costumes according to online searches, national and regional. Dinosaurs seem pretty popular considering they're not mentioned in the Bible
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(Space.com)
 
 
 
Things are starting to get funky around Uranus
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Thu October 27, 2022
(SpaceX)
 
 
 
Here's the opening act to warm up the audience before the main show (FH) on Halloween morning. Starlink launch, Falcon 9 B1063.8, from SLC-4E at Vandenberg. 9:14 PM EDT Thursday, October 27
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Brits imported Halloween from America because their native spooky holiday All Souls Night quite frankly had no pizazz or commercial potential
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(HITC)
 
 
 
It's almost time to be outraged at Starbucks again
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Fark NotNewsletter: Pre-Halloween super-weirdness
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(MyLondon)
 
 
 
Woman wants to ban Halloween decorations not because they are too scary but it confuses her if a toilet is working. No other evidence to go on here
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(Jack O' Lantern)
 
 
 
Why was the jack-o-lantern sad on Halloween? Because he felt empty inside. This is your Bad Joke Thursday thread, Halloween edition, where we all come for the boos
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(Delish.com)
 
 
 
Tag for the holiday, but the real evil is Trunk or Treat. What happened to whistling past the graveyard, unescorted, with a pillow case filled with strange goodies from a neighborhood you never rode a bike through. Kids these days. Harumph
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(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
"Spirit Halloween doesn't like your fake costume memes"
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Wed October 26, 2022
(Lifehacker)
 
 
 
No CLAIRE, just scrape it with a spoon
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(GPB News)
 
 
 
Attention parents: No one is giving out expensive fentanyl to your kids on Halloween. No one
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(CBS 17)
 
Hero
 
Teen cancer survivor hosts haunted house, blood drive to help others with same disease, because nothing is scarier than a kid having cancer
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
The UK's budget proposal pushed from Halloween release as it's too terrifying
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(Bored Panda)
 
 
 
Get your cheap knock-offs and terrible costume ideas for Halloween 2023: Beat inflation and go as "Bat Hero" or "Tiger Daddy". Come for the World War II Evacuee "girls fantasy" (wut?), stay for the "Rehab Wig" (Too soon, costume maker guy)
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(The Takeout)
 
 
 
List fails without Elzar and his spice weasel
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(Forbes)
 
 
 
Elon Musk will close Twitter deal on Friday. The great Halloween Twitter massacre scheduled for Monday
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Tue October 25, 2022
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Halloween is almost upon us: have you cleaned your bat yet? (With "I'm the cleanest bat you know" video)
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Mon October 24, 2022
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Subby has found the greatest pet Halloween costume EVAR
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(NBC New York)
 
 
 
Here are some cute non-corgi dogs dressed in Halloween costumes
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(TVLine)
 
 
 
Director of "Halloween End" claims he meant to do that: "Never once considered making a Laurie and Michael movie. The concept that it should be a final showdown-type brawl never even crossed our minds." Instead, Green set out to tell a "love story
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(PC Gamer)
 
 
 
Your child's trick or treating may be doomed
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Woman stunned after spotting 'alien' in back seat of car on Google Earth. She probably zoomed in too much, Subby can tell by the pixels
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
The true spirit of Halloween, according to Victorian greeting cards
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Argentina has discovered The Bowler of racing
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(NBC New York)
 
 
 
"Boos and screams" overshadowed announcement of plan to open streets for Halloween, leaving local council members unsure whether the hecklers opposed the plan or were just getting started on their Halloween celebration early
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(Vogue)
 
 
 
Vogue offers you 23 Halloween dress-up ideas inspired by famous people. You could go as Pete Davidson, Harry Styles in drag, Liz Truss the quitter, or Carrie Bradshaw. Bonus: Kevin Bacon and his goats
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
This year's Homestar Runner Halloween cartoon is the first Homestar Runner Halloween cartoon, but with DLC added
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(PennLive)
 
 
 
So how old is too old to go trick-or-treating?
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(YardBarker)
 
 
 
As likely to get another sequel as Michael Myers on Halloween its the Fark Monday Movie Rewind. A thread to discuss the movies/TV seen this past week. What have you been watching? LGT Horror Movie Franchises. Which did they miss? Which did you like?
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(Brand Eating)
 
 
 
Domino's South Korea unveils Halloween-themed Pokemon PokeBall Pizza, a red and white thin-crust topped with bulgogi beef, truffle cream sauce, ricotta cheese, and the usual ingredients
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Sun October 23, 2022
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Biden to roll out new 6G initiative this week
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Photoshop this Halloween supermodel
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
What are some allergy-safe treats to hand out for Trick or Treat?
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
Lightning strikes for Black Adam, #1 with $60 million, Ticket to Paradise a vacation to blandness at #2 with $16 million. Smile slips to #3 with $8.5 million, Halloween Kills drastically drops to #4 with $8 million as Terrifier 2 scares up $2 million
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(Apartment Therapy)
 
 
 
How's your Halloween set up looking? Going for "fun" or are you going to make some kids piss themselves this year? Show us some pictures
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(WABI Bangor)
 
 
 
Careful this Halloween parents. We opened up this cop and there was a fentanyl dealer inside
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Sat October 22, 2022
(WWE)
 
 
 
Prepare tricks & maybe a treat or two as tonight is NXT: Halloween Havoc. Can Bron break Ilja & JD to retain the NXT title? Who will climb the ladder for the N.A. title? Will Apollo see his way to victory over Waller? Find out at 8 PM on Peacock
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(C|Net)
 
 
 
How to enjoy horror movies if you're too scared to actually watch them
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(NPR)
 
 
 
You could be endangering your pet by making it wear that stupid Halloween costume. And not just by exposing it to laughter and ridicule
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
The most accurate baseball Halloween costume of all time
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Fri October 21, 2022
(YouTube)
 
 
 
"You're telling me that the face of unstoppable evil, who wiped out half the entire town in the last movie, gets beaten by the guy who got beat up by band geeks" and other plot holes discussed in this Halloween Ends Pitch Meeting
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Someone please help Harpo out with the Halloween decorations before it's too late
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(Brand Eating)
 
 
 
BK's Ghost Pepper Whopper reviewed, deemed "a solid and spicy burger with a nice flavor and a fair variety of textures. That being said, it carries a premium price that doesn't really add up"
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Thu October 20, 2022
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Chipotle launches Halloween promotion with Boorito's on October 31. The candle in the jack-o-lantern won't be the only thing on fire this holiday season
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(98.1 KHAK)
 
 
 
A hobby horse? O rly?
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(Some Ghost)
 
 
 
What are the only horses ghosts travel on? Night-mares. This is your Bad Joke Thursday thread, where it isn't too early to tell Halloween jokes
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Wed October 19, 2022
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Ebay pulls 'Jeffrey Dahmer' Halloween costume after outcry. No worries though, you can still dress up as 'Anne Frank', 'Robert E. Lee' and a 'cigarette'. Sexy versions, presumably
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
The history of three candies likely to get your house egged on Halloween
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(Variety)
 
 
 
I don't want to hurt people, says director of horror movie that leaves viewers vomiting and passing out
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Korean scientists have figured out how to grow scary parasitic mushrooms in the lab just in time for zombie season
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
The most popular Halloween candy in each state, as interpreted by AI. You know you want some "Night Part"
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Tue October 18, 2022
(Upper Michigan's Source)
 
 
 
Hello Winter. Michigan's Upper Peninsula is digging out of 8-16 inches of lake-effect snow
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(Lifehacker)
 
 
 
You're trick-or-treating wrong. Not the kids, you
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Mon October 17, 2022
(WILX Michigan)
 
 
 
High schoolers take part in Halloween-themed mock election to better prepare them for the horrible mockery of democracy they can expect by the time they graduate
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
The British government is living 'hour by hour'. I'm sure that's just fine
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(Popular Science)
 
 
 
If you were planning to kill your neighbor and drink their blood this Halloween you might want to read this first
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(SlashFilm)
 
 
 
Less likely to feed a Mogwai after midnight it's the Fark Monday Movie Rewind. A thread to discuss the movies/TV we've seen this past week. What have you been watching? LGT Family-Friendly Horror Movies. What did they miss? Which did you like?
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(WREG Memphis)
 
 
 
Victims' families say Jeffrey Dahmer Halloween costume is in poor taste
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Sun October 16, 2022
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Just in time for Halloween: The most contagious coronavirus variant yet. It evades the antibodies from monoclonal therapies and might render a whole category of COVID treatments ineffective
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
Halloween Ends is #1 despite no Shatner mask with $43 million as Smile keeps Paramount grinning with $12 million and the #2 spot. Lyle, Lyle Crocodile chomps $7 million at #3 while Amsterdam is damned at #5 with $2.5 million, Terrifier 2 flat at #9
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Sat October 15, 2022
(Brand Eating)
 
 
 
7-Eleven unveils Green Apple Slurpee, reminiscent of "a freshly picked apple on a crisp autumn day" except that it's a Slurpee
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(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
Ranking all thirteen Halloween films from worst to best. Season of the Witch belongs at #1; let's be honest
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Thu October 13, 2022
(KX News)
 
 
 
Denver pumpkins are looking to party this Halloween
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(I Heart Radio)
 
 
 
Mom finds cannabis gummy worms in Halloween candy. See, see it really happens
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Sun Maid decides to get the ultimate revenge on those who hate getting raisins on Halloween
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(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
As we celebrate (?) the end (?) of the Halloween film franchise, the AV Club ranks the best performances of the inimitable Jamie Lee Curtis. And they are ... not wrong (?)
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Wed October 12, 2022
(The Daily Record)
 
 
 
Whatever happened to Mischief Night?
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(Atlas Obscura)
 
 
 
Photoshop this essential Halloween toolkit
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Tue October 11, 2022
(Delish.com)
 
 
 
This is why we're fat (among other reasons)
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(NPR)
 
 
 
No, your children's Halloween bags aren't going to be stuffed full of rainbow fentanyl this year, or anything else costing more than a dollar tops
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Mon October 10, 2022
(CNN)
 
 
 
At least that horror is fake compared to the horrors of real life
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(My San Antonio)
 
 
 
Neighbors go all Avada Kedavra on each other with their Halloween decorations
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Yes children it's once again time for that old 'If you celebrate Halloween, you're going to hell' rant. Now give that preacher all of your money, or my loving and merciful god will do bad things to you
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(Kotaku)
 
 
 
Street Fighter 6 players are embracing their Farkness
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Sun October 09, 2022
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Jamie Lee Curtis is finally, officially done with Halloween
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Just in time for Halloween, Ozzy releases line of cosmetics, how-to get my look videos
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Fri October 07, 2022
(The Sun (Ireland))
 
 
 
Maybe you shouldn't become a nursery worker if your idea of punishment for children when they're bad is to put on a terrifying Halloween mask to scare them into the next world
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Thu October 06, 2022
(Lifehacker)
 
 
 
Pour this over a wedge salad to relive the Halloweens of the 1990s
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
It's the oldest trick in the world. Illegal immigrants come across the boarder, buy houses in your neighborhood to hand out drugs to your children on Halloween. If you don't believe me just watch an episode of Fox News
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Wed October 05, 2022
(KY3 Springfield)
 
 
 
Family that put up a "Stranger Things" themed Halloween decoration has to shutter it because of ONE complaint
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Tue October 04, 2022
(NBC 15 Madison)
 
 
 
Missed out on the ultimate cheese curd? It's BAAAAACK
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(ABC7 New York)
 
 
 
Jeez Lego, you used to be cool
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(Scary Mommy)
 
 
 
Your guide to how long pumpkins last, because no one has time for rotten pumpkin funk
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
The most popular Halloween costumes for sexy kids, sexy pets, and sexy adults according to Marketwatch. This should end eggingly
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(The Takeout)
 
 
 
Somehow both Kentucky and Florida are on the right side of history here
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Mon October 03, 2022
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Just in time for Halloween 2022, a fresh tomb curse. Thanks, BBC
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(Listverse)
 
 
 
10 things you probably didn't know about the best Fall candy
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(Audible.com)
 
 
 
Since we're now in the month of Halloween lets share our favorite horror books/audiobooks. Link goes to the last horror book subby listened to and enjoyed
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Sun October 02, 2022
(AL.com)
 
 
 
"Tainted Halloween candy" deaths since 1958 number... *checks records*... zero
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