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Sun August 07, 2022
(Pittsburgh Post-Gazette)
 
 
 
5-year-old asked why her friend didn't have any hair. Well, it seems like she has some now
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(Fark)
 
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Headline of the Month June 2022 voting for Politics
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Headline of the Month June 2022 voting for Food
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Headline of the Month June 2022 voting for D'awww
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Headline of the Month June 2022 voting for Fandom
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Headline of the Month June 2022 voting for Entertainment
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Sat August 06, 2022
(MSN)
 
 
 
If you're a baggage handler, please be careful with how you handle a disabled person's wheelchair
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Fri August 05, 2022
(VT Digger)
 
 
 
With the start of Vermont's healthcare regulatory season approaching, Governor Phil Scott decides to C) Not fill the chair of the regulatory board
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(Epic Games)
 
 
 
Less likely to make you lose your hair than DMA and IRQ conflicts it's the Friday Fark Gaming Thread. LGT Unrailed free @ Epic. What have you been playing this week? Side note: best sports games? Super Baseball 2020? R.B.I. Baseball? Tell us inside
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(SlashFilm)
 
 
 
'Unforgiven' marked the end of an era for Clint Eastwood's film career. The 'Not Talking To Chairs' era, to be more specific
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Thu August 04, 2022
(Las Vegas Review Journal)
 
 
 
Raiders offer free back-to-school haircuts ("No guaranteed results"). Have you seen their owner?
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Wed August 03, 2022
(People Magazine)
 
 
 
Ronda Rousey suspended indefinitely from WWE after grabbing SummerSlam referee post match instead of sneaking up from behind with a metal folding chair as wrestling etiquette dictates
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Greece coast guard says 29 people picked up from boat in distress. Honestly, whether it's distress or dat tress, you want to keep boats out of your hair
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(Amazon)
 
 
 
Subby is no advertising expert, but is this really the best picture to use for a pet hair removal tool?
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(Amazon)
 
 
 
Subby is no advertising expert, but is this really the best picture to use for a pet hair removal tool?
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Mon August 01, 2022
(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
If more than 35 people PER DAY had their legs broken while flying, there would be investigations. But break that many wheelchairs per day, and the response is "Oops, sorry, here's a coupon for a future flight"
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Have you been using Banana Boat Hair and Scalp sunscreen spray? The good news: It probably did help protect you from skin cancer. The bad news: By giving you another kind of cancer instead
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(Mic)
 
 
 
TikTok has a brilliant lifehack to make airline travel easier: Request wheelchair service and skip the lines
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Hogan disgusted by 9/11 lie. If anyone should know what happened that day, it's the man who took a steel chair to the WTC
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Sun July 31, 2022
(NPR)
 
 
 
After getting green lighted on Fark, nightmare spider thingy wins "I Voted" sticker design contest. And now thanks to you, there will be much nightmares, tribulations and lost sleep by the hapless voters you have unleashed this upon
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Fri July 29, 2022
(CNN)
 
 
 
Georgia GOP chair gets his chance to explain attempts to thwart democracy
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Thu July 28, 2022
(Patch)
 
 
 
Hairy chested women wanted in wig thefts
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Tue July 26, 2022
(The Dodo)
 
 
 
A new study confirms what we already knew: the single most effective factor when coping with COVID-19 lockdown wasn't baking sourdough or banana bread or watching Tiger King. It was your hairy, slobbery roommate
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(Times Union)
 
 
 
Turns out it's very easy to run a campaign against bail reform when your campaign co-chair is a county DA and in a position to let your attacker walk free
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"My boyfriend is just letting himself go bald and giving in to his thinning hairline. What the hell?"
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Mon July 25, 2022
(CNN)
 
 
 
GOP looking for alternatives to hair furor
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Sat July 23, 2022
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
State broadcasting agency investigates chemtrails, says it's all a conspiracy theory. Sure, that's just what they want you to believe
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Former Nebraska state senator: the fact the GOP AG decided not to prosecute for the creepshots I took of my aide "vindicates" me and I would NEVER have resigned in disgrace if not for pressure from the governor, the speaker, the GOP chair..etc etc
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Fri July 22, 2022
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Alicia Silverstone working on a remake of Mommie Dearest
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Thu July 21, 2022
(AP News)
 
 
 
"Covid's still going strong in this rumble, but Monkeypox looks to be going for a steel chair and-Wait, is that? BY GAWD THAT'S POLIO'S MUSIC"
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(Google)
 
 
 
Dr Oz claims to have invented studman68.exe
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Wed July 20, 2022
(CBS News)
 
 
 
Rudy to go sweat rivers of hair dye in Fulton County
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(Some Food Guy)
 
 
 
Hey, you got stuffing in my meatloaf. Well, you got meatloaf in my stuffing
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Sat July 16, 2022
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Once again kids, the 80s were farking terrible. But if you really need a yacht rock movie here it comes
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Fri July 15, 2022
(Axios)
 
 
 
Despite the free company guns and all the leftover racism you can take home to share, Homeland Security ranks last in its category of best places to work for the government
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Thu July 14, 2022
(WTOP)
 
 
 
Trump wants Cox bad but Hogan wants to give him a chair to the face
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Feds still arresting hard-to-find insurrectionists: "Investigators believe Saer was a believer in the QAnon conspiracy theory. Saer, who had bright blue hair, was seen in several videos at the Capitol on Jan. 6, and is not a smurf"
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(Seattle Times)
 
 
 
Police arrest man for legitimate political discourse outside the home of Congressional Progressive Caucus chair Pramila Jayapal
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Wed July 13, 2022
(The Takeout)
 
 
 
"Gee, your hair smells terrific"
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Tue July 12, 2022
(The US Sun)
 
 
 
'Teen' mom Bristol Palin has made 15.3 million dollars selling real estate. 1. She is 31, not a teen. 2. It appears The Sun thinks a real estate agent gets all the money in a sale 3. Article doesn't mention Sarah, pushing narrative she is self made
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
2122 years ago today, Julius Caesar was born. His legacy includes being the leader of Roman Empire, writing great poems, and bad haircuts in the 1990's
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(CTV News)
 
 
 
Canada to US man: Go perv somewhere else
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Mon July 11, 2022
(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
UK Conservatives throw their hats in ring to replace Boris Johnson, possibly in an attempt to show that unlike him, they actually have hair that can be combed
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
1) COOL 2) OMG that is farking amazing 3) This changes, well, pretty much everything 4) We did it. We really did it 5) What will we find next?
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
Jameela Jamil concedes to criticism over her appearance in She-Hulk
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Fri July 08, 2022
(Twitter)
 
 
 
This is not your father's Oregon Trail: the latest version incorporates Apple Watch activity tracking such as steps or pushing a wheelchair on your trek to the West Coast
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(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
CW fans didn't like Flash having too many races
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Wed July 06, 2022
(GQ)
 
 
 
Istanbul is now the trendiest place to get hair transplants and see the insides of Turkish prisons
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Sun July 03, 2022
(Guardian)
 
 
 
'His eyes lit up when we started talking about potatoes' is not the Fark love story we need, it's the love story we deserve
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(Reddit)
 
 
 
Chairslats 2 The Plastic Boogaloo. NSFW
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Sat July 02, 2022
(SoraNews24)
 
 
 
And not a reclining chair, TV with remote set to the Sports Channel, or six-pack in sight
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Who's TARDIS is now wheelchair accessible? The Doctor's
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop these hole-filled chairs and tables
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(Missoulian)
 
 
 
Renowned bear researcher's home robbed as authorities find someone's been sitting in his chair, stealing his memorabilia, and probably smoking lots of crack
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Wed June 29, 2022
(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
What movie was so bad, you walked out? Difficulty: no sequels
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Tue June 28, 2022
(YouTube)
 
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Want to watch Subby pluck up the courage to get on camera and rip a Flat-Earther's 'three fundamentals' apart with nothing but common sense, a spirit level and raised blood pressure? Yeah, I know. I need a haircut
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(History Channel)
 
 
 
On this day in history, in 2007, the Bald Eagle was removed from the list of threatened species due to massive wildlife rehabilitation efforts and significant progress in the science of developing small hairpieces for eagles
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Mon June 27, 2022
(Daily Star)
 
 
 
That is not an alien, this is how a real Alien looks - and bonus: clear photo. Warning - he has a mug that looks like Skeletor on a bad hair day (possible nsfw content on page)
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(KSL Salt Lake City)
 
 
 
Facial hair enthusiasts gather at Great American Beard and Mustache Championship where men, women compete in realistic, creative beard & mustache categories
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Fri June 24, 2022
(YouTube)
 
 
 
The world's fastest hairdryer
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Thu June 23, 2022
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
You said you liked hairpins, so we built you this road
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(Trek News)
 
 
 
The Enterprise enters a nebula housing a strange entity, and Ortegas knocks her head on the helm. Is the epic costume fantasy in her mind, or is the crew affected? Also, Pike's hair gets sillier. Star Trek Strange New Worlds, 3AM ET on Paramount+
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Wed June 22, 2022
(Irish Independent)
 
 
 
If you escaped from Alcatraz in 1962, authorities are looking for you
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Older wimmens are you missing that 70s vibe? Here's some tips for rehabbing your bush
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Fed Chairman Jerome "Money Printer" Powell assures Congress that he will keep raising interest rates even if the stock market has a Taper Tantrum 2.0
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Mon June 20, 2022
(CNN)
 
 
 
Nice try, Faith Hill, but you won't get rid of Subby that easily
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Turns out crabs can be fluffy, and societies of fluffy crabs can start wearing sponges as hats
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(WYFF 4 Greenville)
 
 
 
Georgia suffers its 3rd earthquake in a week. Georgians sick and tired of having to keep setting up their lawn chairs
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Sat June 18, 2022
(WESH Orlando)
 
 
 
It's the Happiest Place on Earth until you try to cut in front of someone at the fireworks show
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Thu June 16, 2022
(GQ)
 
 
 
Hot Hirsute Summer
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(GQ)
 
 
 
Hot Hirsute Summer
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Wed June 15, 2022
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Fed hikes interest rates 0.75%, biggest jump since 1994. Article includes pic of Fed Chairman describing the size of his johnson
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Tue June 14, 2022
(Tampa Bay Times)
 
 
 
Bong hits? Birds in your hair? What else?
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Sun June 12, 2022
(Politico)
 
 
 
How getting chewing gum in your hair can be really sticky if you're smoking weed, or something
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Wed June 08, 2022
(KRTV Great Falls)
 
 
 
Boy with muscular dystrophy wins contest for customized wheelchair--and he's a big fan of Ghostbusters. Video gets a bit dusty, so be sure not to cross the streams
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Tue June 07, 2022
(SFGate)
 
 
 
If you're a wanted suspect in a murder investigation you can travel the country freely if you're attractive with red hair
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Sun June 05, 2022
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Criminal GQP chair went all in for Trump, illegally seizing voting machines
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Sat June 04, 2022
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Airport security discovers 23 pounds of cocaine stuffed in wheelchair. The bunny-hops, burnouts and 360's are what gave him away
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Fri June 03, 2022
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
French Open semi-final between Rafael Nadal and Alexander Zverev ends in a Walk-Over with the player needing to be taken off-court in a wheelchair
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(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Sir Elton John refutes health concerns after he was spotted in a wheelchair
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Wed June 01, 2022
(WDBJ 7 Roanoke)
 
 
 
Are you my mother?
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(Casper Star-Tribune)
 
 
 
Wyoming's GOP chair is both a member of the Oath Keepers and did end up on restricted grounds during January 6th riot. Since he is a white male conservative in America, that will likely mean he'll face no consequences
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Mon May 30, 2022
(Political Flare)
 
 
 
As America memorializes those who made the ultimate sacrifice for this country, TFG recognizes the fine job our veterans do to keep us safe. Ha ha, no
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Sun May 29, 2022
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
In New Zealand, you can already get 8-gig broadband and they're demoing 25-gig. Subby has figured out why Hobbits really have hair on their feet
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Sat May 28, 2022
(NBC San Diego)
 
 
 
"Attendant asked Quinonez to buckle her seat belt, stow her tray table down, and put on her facemask properly." She chose poorly
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Fri May 27, 2022
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Want to feel old? That cute kid that touched Obama's hair just graduated high school
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Thu May 26, 2022
(Variety)
 
 
 
You never knew gaslighting could involve prosthetics
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(Variety)
 
 
 
You never knew gaslighting could involve prosthetics
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(Lifehacker)
 
 
 
Guess which white common household substance Lifehacker recommends to shampoo your hair, rub in your shoes and sheets, and smear in your armpits
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Tue May 24, 2022
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Step 1: Airline employee asks passenger to not use wheelchair as luggage cart. Step 2: employee smacks passenger Step 3: Employee finds out, NFL Edition
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Mon May 23, 2022
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Britons warned that, with stifling heatwave of temps in the 70s ending, "unsettled' conditions will occur this week -- rain and strong winds, fuelled by a strengthening jet stream. Lawn chairs at risk again
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Sat May 21, 2022
(Big E Radio)
 
 
 
I'm off this week, so Noise Factor tonight at 10:30 PM ET is an encore episode. Check out Hermano, The Jolts, Spaceslug, Silverchair, and many more
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Fri May 20, 2022
(Vintage Everyday)
 
 
 
La-Z-boy chairs from the Ha-Z Cra-Z 70s, man (upholstery inspired by Herb Tarlek)
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Thu May 19, 2022
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
On a dark Dublin backstreet / Cool wind in their hair/ A hub of Russian finance quietly goes nowhere
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Wed May 18, 2022
(Lifehacker)
 
 
 
Condensed or evaporated? Why not both? Apparently we're doing Milk Week
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(Oddity Central)
 
 
 
Welcome to car sickness hell if you chose to go down this winding mountain road in China with 600 hairpin turns
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Tue May 17, 2022
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Justice Dept. grabs the armrests and attempts to lever their collective ass out of the chair they've been sitting in for the past year. Will something happen? We'll see
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Digital World, a company merging with Truth Social where Trump would then be chairman, is warning investors of its imminent demise
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Sun May 15, 2022
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Boris Johnson says cheese, coffee, combing your hair can distract when working from home
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Sat May 14, 2022
(The New Civil Rights Movement)
 
 
 
GQP house chair tries to link the baby formula shortage to pedophilia
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Thu May 12, 2022
(LAD Bible)
 
 
 
Bald judges rule that commenting on a bald man's lack of hair is just like remarking upon the size of a woman's breasts
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Wed May 11, 2022
(WTAE)
 
 
 
Intruder slept in bed at home. Chairs, porridge unmolested
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Tue May 10, 2022
(Kotaku)
 
 
 
Nintendo's 2017 remaster of a 2014 game continues to pull in new-game numbers
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Fri May 06, 2022
(Malay Mail)
 
 
 
Forever off trend and boomer, Best Korea bans skinny jeans, dyed hair, mullets, facial piercings, and Western-branded shirts and jackets. Leather trench coats had been banned "to avoid its people from emulating Kim's fashion style"
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(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Surgeon says excessive masturbation doesn't cause your palms to grow hair, but it will make you end up losing the hair on your head (possible nsfw content on page)
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(LAist)
 
 
 
Plan to save lifeboats sinks. Salvage operations being redeployed toward deck chair arrangements
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Thu May 05, 2022
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Carrie White has died. Subby pours out a bucket of pig's blood in her memory
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Wed May 04, 2022
(International Business Times)
 
 
 
Pops popcorn, snaps open camp chair: Anonymous threatens SCOTUS over leaked draft. Fail, Fake, Dumbass, Facepalm, Amusing tags all point fingers at each other
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Kim Kardashian wears Marilyn's iconic vintage "Happy Birthday" dress that she borrowed from museum to Met Gala. Later that night, she plans to have sex with Pete Davidson wearing Neil Armstrong's spacesuit on the chair that Lincoln was shot in
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(CTV News)
 
 
 
Ugly-ass hairless goat born. Wouldst thou like to live deliciously?
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Mon May 02, 2022
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Your faith was strong but you needed proof. You saw her bathing on the roof her beauty and the moonlight overthrew her. She tied you to a kitchen chair. She broke your throne, and she cut your hair & from your lips she drew the 7 p.m. ET MSNBC thread
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this old chair
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
School dress code under fire for racial discrimination for suspending black student with a dress code prohibited braided hairstyle. They also prohibit mullets, so only a matter of time before a t-top driving hillbilly joins the fracas
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
School dress code under fire for racial discrimination for suspending black student with a dress code prohibited braided hairstyle. They also prohibit mullets, so only a matter of time before a t-top driving hillbilly joins the fracas
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(Amazon)
 
 
 
Tell us your company is unfamiliar with infamous online imagery without telling us your company is unfamiliar with infamous online imagery
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Sat April 30, 2022
(Metro)
 
 
 
"The candlelit date was going great until my hair caught fire"
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(Laughing Squid)
 
 
 
My pool, my chair, my towel
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Fri April 29, 2022
(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
It's just a box of pubic hairs. I don't know who put it there
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Who?
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(UPI)
 
 
 
Doll nightmares on the Texas Gulf Coast
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Thu April 28, 2022
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
"Little did I know I was about to experience Mike Roe's sloppy seconds. I still can't believe I curled my hair for that boat ride"
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Mon April 25, 2022
(WRAL)
 
 
 
GOP ad: Yes, that's correct. And the chair you rode in on
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Add dishwashers to the long list of things Trump doesn't understand
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Sun April 24, 2022
(CNN)
 
 
 
In almost every way, Akihiko Kondo is an ordinary Japanese man. There's just one exception: Mr. Kondo is married to a turquoise-haired, computer-synthesized pop singer
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Fri April 22, 2022
(NBC Philadelphia)
 
 
 
Police officer charged for beating up woman in front of her two year old daughter. This is the same baby the Fraternal Order of Police lied and claimed had been left alone and was rescued by the brave police
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
To beard or not to beard?
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(WUSA9)
 
 
 
American Airlines does what American Airlines does... this time, to a wheelchair basketball team
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Thu April 21, 2022
(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
Buzzfeed is looking for darkest sitcom moments like Different Strokes when Arnold and Dudley almost get molested, or DS when Kimberly gets sexually assaulted, or DS when Willis' drunk driving friend dies, or DS when Willis almost shoots Mr Drummond
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Tue April 19, 2022
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Tread lightly, she is near under the snow, speak gently, she can hear the daisies grow. All her bright golden hair tarnished with rust, she that was young and fair, fallen to dust. It's the 7 p.m. ET MSNBC thread
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Forget about the French election, French President Emmanuel Macron has a hairy chest
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Sat April 16, 2022
(The Bulwark)
 
 
 
Pull your classroom chair right up Taiwan concerning the Ukraine war...America, you might want pull up a chair too
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Fri April 15, 2022
(HelenaIR.com)
 
 
 
Inmate chooses firing squad over electric chair suspended over a lava lake full of sharks with frigging lasers on their heads
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Thu April 14, 2022
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Have hair? Math mechanics make mats minor
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Wed April 13, 2022
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
'My wife is an A&E doctor and I can assure you that didn't happen' - British Tory MP M. Fabricant, whose hair looks like a BoJangles wig bought at Dollar Tree, and made subby not believe *anything* about British politics any more - video goodness
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
If you're going to call for Pentagon chief to be lynched, you might not want to be the Republican chairman of Virginia electoral board
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Tue April 12, 2022
(ScreenCrush)
 
 
 
"Asked if he would do Face/Off 2 (or preferably Face/Off/2), (Nicholas) Cage responded with a simple "Yes"
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(Vintage Everyday)
 
 
 
80s young people being totally rad & stuff. Big dreams and big hair preparing for a BIG disappointment 40 years into the future
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Mon April 11, 2022
(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Today's Fark-compliant headline: Dead body found in search for missing mum turns out to be abandoned sex doll (possible nsfw content on page)
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Sun April 10, 2022
(MSN)
 
 
 
Day 46 of WW3: The Russians have a new general in charge of everything (for the first time since the invasion started). Will it make a difference or is it just chair rearrangement on the SS Putintanic? It's your Sunday Ukraine War thread
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