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Sat March 06, 2021
(NHL)
 
 
 
The day before Hockey Day in America brings us the Battle of Pennsylvania, the Battle of Alberta, the Battle of the Lincoln Tunnel, and the never ending battle to not throw bricks at our TV's whenever Pierre opens his yap. Game on @ 1 PM ET. SUP
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Fri March 05, 2021
(Fark)
 
 
 
It's Friday. You're stuck at home, but feeling a little good. What music are you rocking?
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(Sad and Useless)
 
 
 
Oh I just wuv squishy-squishing doggo cheeks. SQUEEEEEEEE - um, sorry
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Thu March 04, 2021
(Euro Weekly News)
 
 
 
Dead man comes back to life on the autopsy table. A stake through the heart and decapitation would have taken care of that. Don't doctors watch horror films?
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(Fark)
 
 
 
What do you like to livestream on Youtube?
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Wed March 03, 2021
(NHL)
 
 
 
Wednesday Night Hockey brings us six awesome contests. We start off with the Capitals and the Bruins at 7:00 PM ET on NBCSN. Other top contests include Leafs-Oilers and Wild-Knights. Do you need a refill on goon juice and other hockey-related stuff?
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Google says it won't use other web tracking tools after phasing out cookies in the biggest whopper since "The Never-ending Story"
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Tue March 02, 2021
(Sad and Useless)
 
 
 
Babushka cats - or as they say in States of United America "do-rag kitties". Your cat is annoyed & wishes you would work outside the home already
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Sun February 28, 2021
(NHL)
 
 
 
For Sunday hockey we have six games to finish off the month of February. Starting at Noon ET on NBC we have the Bruins and Rangers. Other top games include Capitals and Devils and Penguins and Islanders. Let's end February in style
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Wed February 24, 2021
(NHL)
 
 
 
Seven games are up for Wednesday Night Hockey. The games start at 5:00 PM ET and the big contests are Rangers-Flyers at 7:00 PM ET on NBCSN and Kings-Blues at 9:30 PM ET on NBCSN. Let's do it again
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(Mozilla)
 
 
 
Firefox 86 includes Total Cookie Protection, preventing the likes of Cookie Monster from nibbling on morsels from non-Sesame Street sites
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(Fark)
 
 
 
What is your favorite dark ride?
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Tue February 23, 2021
(Sad and Useless)
 
 
 
More examples of awkward advertisements. Double the entendres - double the fun
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Sun February 21, 2021
(NHL)
 
 
 
Four games are up for Sunday hockey, starting at 2:00 PM ET with the Devils and Capitals on NBC, and highlighted by the Lake Tahoe game between the Bruins and Flyers at 7:30 PM on NBCSN. Have enough goon juice on hand?
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Fri February 19, 2021
(Sad and Useless)
 
Boobies
 
Boob scarfs - a tantalizing substitute of what lies underneath the 8 layers of clothing you're wearing in this cold weather. NSFW - or church - or visiting grandma
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Wed February 17, 2021
(NHL)
 
 
 
It's your Ash Wednesday hockey thread. It starts at 5:00 PM ET with the Panthers and Hurricanes, for the NBCSN games we have the Original Six bout of the Blackhawks and Red Wings at 7:30 PM ET and Jets and Oilers at 10:00 PM ET. All this and more
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(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Let's look at what Kate Moss's little sister is ... oh lawdy. (NSFW-ish) (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Sad and Useless)
 
 
 
Squee and yawn at the viscacha - it's basically a really bored rabbit with a long tail
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Tue February 16, 2021
(Fark)
 
 
 
The Tuesday Night Science Channel Discussion Thread, 9PM Eastern
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Sun February 14, 2021
(NHL)
 
 
 
Do you love hockey? For Valentine's Day there are two matchups starting with the Penguins and the Capitals at 3 PM ET on NBC. Then at 7 PM on NBCSN we have the Avalanche and the Golden Knights. Show some love for the best sport on ice
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Sat February 13, 2021
(NHL)
 
 
 
It's Hockey Day in Canada with 10 out of 13 games being played in the Great White North. So come on down. Bring the kids. We got entertainment for the whole family. First puck drops at 3 PM ET. SUP
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(Sad and Useless)
 
 
 
Two smirking brothers go on a "naughty place name" tour across the UK. Oh my
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Thu February 11, 2021
(Indy100)
 
 
 
Each state's most hated state. Guess what state hates itself
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Wed February 10, 2021
(NHL)
 
 
 
Two Original Six matchups are in store for Wednesday Night Hockey. Can the Bruins wallop the Rangers? Or will New York upset Boston? Can the Canadiens blow away the Leafs? Or will Toronto beat Montreal? Find out at 7:00 PM ET on NBCSN
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Tue February 09, 2021
(Fark)
 
 
 
The Tuesday Night Science Channel Discussion Thread, 9PM Eastern
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(Sad and Useless)
 
 
 
Adventures in manscaping (above the waistline, sunshine). Kinda safe for work & lunch
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(Sad and Useless)
 
 
 
Trends nobody wanted: Half-beards for halfwits
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Sun February 07, 2021
(NHL)
 
 
 
How about some hockey before the big football game? It starts with the Flyers-Capitals at Noon ET on NBC, the other four at 3:00 PM ET (Kings-Knights, Blackhawks-Stars, Wings-Panthers, and Hurricanes-Jackets). It's the party before the party
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Sat February 06, 2021
(NHL)
 
 
 
It's the Battle of Alberta on HNiC & NHLN. But first, will Les Sens be sans goals against Les Habs? Will the Coyotes make St. Louis sing the Blues? Will the Sharks or Ducks manage to get win #5 in the NoCal v. SoCal Slapfight? 1 PM ET start
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Fri February 05, 2021
(Fark)
 
 
 
I'm not quarantining with YOU. You are quarantining with ME. WandaVision #5... and Kat finally takes off her jacket (spoiler thread)
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Thu February 04, 2021
(Medium)
 
 
 
Facebook to users: allow ads or you're worse than Hitler
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Wed February 03, 2021
(Sad and Useless)
 
Weeners
 
Pop-culture reenactments using wieners is truly an art-form for the Fark masses
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(NHL)
 
 
 
Only two games for Wednesday Night Hockey. At 5:30 PM ET we have the Red Wings duking it out with the Lightning. Then at 8:00 PM ET it is the Bruins and the Flyers squaring off. Both games are on NBCSN. We all ready for a fun time?
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(Sad and Useless)
 
 
 
Using your isolated downtime constructively - staged daddy-daughter photos. Your SQUEEE du jour
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Sun January 31, 2021
(NHL)
 
 
 
Plenty of hockey with eight contests on the last day of January. Top matchups include Devils-Sabres, Stars-Hurricanes, Islanders-Flyers, and Avalanche-Wild. Got your goon juice filled up? The fun begins at 1:00 PM ET on NHL Network
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Sat January 30, 2021
(NHL)
 
 
 
The last hockey Saturday in January brings us a dozen games. Will the Sabres slash the Devils? Will the Flames burn the Habs? Will Chara remember which team he's on? Will we find duct tape strong enough to keep Pierre's mouth shut? GAME ON @ 1 PM ET
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Wed January 27, 2021
(NHL)
 
 
 
There are two games for Wednesday Night Hockey. On NBCSN we have the Blackhawks taking on the Predators at 7:30 PM ET. Then at 8:00 PM ET we have the Senators battling the Canucks. It will be an awesome night
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Mon January 25, 2021
(Axios)
 
 
 
It's a sad day on Sesame Street as Google announces an alternative to cookies
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Sun January 24, 2021
(NHL)
 
 
 
There's more than just football on Sunday: eleven NHL games are on tap for today. We start with the classic Original Six rivalry of the Wings and 'Hawks at 12:30 PM ET on NBC. Other top games are Leafs-Flames, Rangers-Pens, and Preds-Stars, too
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Sat January 23, 2021
(NHL)
 
 
 
The Lightning say "fark these 6 Blue Jackets in particular." The Canadiens & Canucks clash in Canada. And the Flyers & Bruins just don't like each other. Hockey starts @ 2 PM ET
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Fri January 22, 2021
(Fark)
 
 
 
What did you do at 21:21:21 on 1/21/21 that's worth reporting?
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(Sad and Useless)
 
 
 
Once bars and clubs and restaurants start reopening after the vaccine takes hold, you men are going to need some new clothes. Here's a few suggestions
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Wed January 20, 2021
(NHL)
 
 
 
First Wednesday Night Hockey thread of the season, with the Oilers and Maple Leafs starting things off at 7:00 PM ET on NBCSN, we also have Sharks-Blues, Wild-Ducks (9:30 PM ET on NBCSN), and Canadiens-Canucks. Load up on goon juice and be merry
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(DCist)
 
 
 
Yes, this inauguration is kind of strange, but there have been stranger ones. Have you ever heard about the Nixon pigeon massacre?
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Tue January 19, 2021
(Sad and Useless)
 
 
 
A perfect product for Taco Tuesday (exclamation mark) - well, it's more for Windy Wednesday
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(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Model with 'biggest butt on OnlyFans' stops wearing underwear at gym, so you'd better watch out if you're working out behind her. Her farts are legendary (possible nsfw content on page)
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Sat January 16, 2021
(NHL)
 
 
 
We can haz hockey thread? First puck drops at 1 PM ET ... with nine more games to follow. SUP
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Fri January 15, 2021
(SFGate)
 
 
 
Grubhub teams up with powerful US cartel; will deliver to addicts their fix
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(NHL)
 
 
 
NHL Day 3 - Also no reason not to have a daily thread because...hockey. Five games on tap starting at 7pm ET including the second PHI/PIT grudge match. Soon
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(The Verge)
 
 
 
The best Pokémon game is finally getting a sequel
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(Sad and Useless)
 
 
 
In the mid-to-late 19th Century fashionable men sported some fancy facial hair styles. After losing popularity in the early 20th, beards seem to have made a minor comeback of late. Then there's this
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Thu January 14, 2021
(NHL)
 
 
 
NHL Day 2. No reason for a daily thread after this, but this will cover all the teams that haven't played yet. 10 games scheduled starting at 7pm ET along with an * for DAL/FLA. After months without his dulcet tones, after last night, SHUT UP PIERRE
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Let's have a cake war, shall we? What is your favorite cake?
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(DCist)
 
 
 
Free sacks with every vax
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Wed January 13, 2021
(NHL)
 
 
 
Finally, hockey is back. We start with the battle of the Keystone State with the Penguins and Flyers at 5:30 PM ET on NBCSN. Also the classic Habs-Leafs rivalry, and also the Hawks-Bolts, Canucks-Oilers, and Blues-Avs. Get the goon juice, folks
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Tue January 12, 2021
(Fark)
 
 
 
The Tuesday Night Science Channel Discussion Thread, 9PM Eastern
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Mon January 11, 2021
(Sad and Useless)
 
 
 
It's hard to feel bummed when you're looking at corgi butts
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Fri January 08, 2021
(Fark)
 
 
 
Do you have a song that most associate winter with?
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Thu January 07, 2021
(Sad and Useless)
 
 
 
Maybe they'll lose all that weight & use the excess skin folds to become "flying" squirrels?
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Tue January 05, 2021
(International Ice Hockey)
 
 
 
The World Junior Championships end tonight with the old North American rivals fighting for gold. USA and Canada meet again at 9:30pm ET. But first, Finland and Russia play for bronze at 5:30pm ET (both games on TSN, NHL Network)
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Mon January 04, 2021
(The Verge)
 
 
 
Roku in talks to buy Quibi's content for the change in its car's ash tray and a BB&B 20% off coupon
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Thu December 31, 2020
(Sad and Useless)
 
 
 
Kitty couches - for sofa king pampered cats
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Tue December 29, 2020
(International Ice Hockey)
 
 
 
The Czech Republic's win over Russia blew Group B wide open, can they or the U.S. take advantage today? After a competitive win over Slovakia, Canada faces a respectable Swiss team. Can Austria hold Russia to single digits? Game on @ 2pm ET (12pm MT)
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Sun December 27, 2020
(International Ice Hockey)
 
 
 
Day 3 of the IIHF World Juniors brings us 3 likely "Stop, stop, he's already dead" games. SUOMI v. SUI, Slovakia v. Canadia, and Russia v. Czechia . First faceoff @ 2:00 PM ET
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Thu December 24, 2020
(Fark)
 
 
 
Post as if you're a character in a Christmas movie, without actually saying the title
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Sat December 12, 2020
(Sad and Useless)
 
 
 
"But Dad, I don't want to pose for a family Christmas photo... and where are your pants?"
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Wed December 09, 2020
(Sad and Useless)
 
 
 
A day in the life of a people-pretending dog - cuz it never gets old & makes us smile
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Tue December 08, 2020
(Sad and Useless)
 
 
 
Waitress - 'The dishwashers quit & we're out of plates'. Restaurant manager - 'I got this. To the hardware store'
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Sat December 05, 2020
(Fark)
 
 
 
What's the most underrated Christmas movie?
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Thu December 03, 2020
(DCist)
 
 
 
Author Jason Reynolds helps out several local bookstores by buying every copy of his books from them so readers can have them for free and spend their cash on other books while they're there
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(Sad and Useless)
 
 
 
If 2020 was a bunch of memes
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Wed December 02, 2020
(Sad and Useless)
 
 
 
Humbug pets hate their holiday hats - fur sure
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Tue December 01, 2020
(Sad and Useless)
 
 
 
Quarantined pet owners whose minds have become mush start building forts for their cats, complete with drawbridges, parapets, and sniper nests
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(Sad and Useless)
 
 
 
Cats vs Christmas trees - again - & the trees lost - again
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Mon November 30, 2020
(Sad and Useless)
 
 
 
Some pet-proof Christmas tree ideas for your dog, cat - or fox?
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Fri November 27, 2020
(Sad and Useless)
 
 
 
Back in the '80s sweaters were allowed to be ugly all year long - not just at Christmas. Behold the frump
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Thu November 26, 2020
(Sad and Useless)
 
 
 
Today on 'Bored Artisans in the Kitchen' - sandwiches
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Wed November 25, 2020
(Sad and Useless)
 
 
 
Suck on this, Banksy (three exclamation marks)
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