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Tue October 20, 2020
(Fox 8 New Orleans)
 
 
 
Would be armed robber learns too late that the more people you try to rob simultaneously, the more likely it is that one of them will have a gun
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Mon October 19, 2020
(Twitter)
 
 
 
The plague rat international tour has begun
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(ABC Action News)
 
 
 
Florida man's twin brother pulls a gun on him. Florida man's twin brother pulls a gun on him, too
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(Twitter Donald Trump)
 
 
 
Trump's gunning for an all-important demographic. Bob Hope groupies from the 40s and 50s
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
What will become of Republican voters if Biden wins? Subby imagines roaming packs of rabid chimpanzees on bath salts with access to guns and the right to vote
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Sat October 17, 2020
(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Oooh, guns, guns guns
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Fri October 16, 2020
(CNN)
 
 
 
"Michigan bans open carrying of guns at polling sites on Election Day"
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
"Members of the Louisa militia say they are not like those groups you've heard about in the news." From the rest of the article, apparently they're right-wing theocratic racist gun nuts of an entirely different type
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Thu October 15, 2020
(PC Gamer)
 
 
 
The Facebookening of requiring an account to use any new Oculus product has begun
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Impending apocalypse spurs record gun sales, which include large number of first-time gun owners who are having a hard time obtaining ammunition thanks to ammo hoarders
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Press secretary Barbie claims that Twitter is "holding me at gunpoint" until she deletes he link to the Hunter Biden NY Post story. Man, ever since their merger with Blackwater, Twitter has gotten REALLY strict about enforcing their TOS
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Wed October 14, 2020
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Documentary film lets Hollywood stars, celebrities explain what it's like supporting Trump. "It bothers me that people won't speak to me, because I'm a Trump guy. If there's a civil war, then don't forget who has all the guns"
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Faux News print edition reveals how Hunter Biden set up a secret meeting between Ukrainian businessman and VP Biden in a "smoking gun" email complete with typos from a laptop dropped off at a repair store. I am sure this is legit
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(9 News)
 
 
 
That Gravy Seal who got shot in Denver? Newly released video and photo shows him attacking a reporter and the guard who's sitting in jail right now
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Tue October 13, 2020
(Orlando Sentinel)
 
 
 
Going to Disney World but worried about protesters? Just pack your AR-15 and a backup 9mm handgun to get you safely through The Magic Kingdom
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Gun toting weirdos aim to protect what they think is democracy from voters
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(News 8000 La Crosse)
 
 
 
Officer charged after drinking 12 beers and *checks notes* "putting his booger picker on the bang maker." Article to the left. More euphemisms to the right
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(News 8000 La Crosse)
 
 
 
Officer charged after drinking 12 beers and *checks notes* "putting his booger picker on the bang maker." Article to the left. More euphemisms to the right
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(WJAC TV Johnstown)
 
 
 
The unasked question here is, If you can afford a hand gun, why are you robbing a Dollar Store?
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(41 Action News)
 
 
 
When you are upset over your sports team's loss, you can always pull a gun
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(The Drive)
 
 
 
Let's christen the STEM tab with its first A-10 headline. So the immense power of the Warthog's GAU-8/A Avenger 30mm gatling gun posed a few, shall we say, "challenges" for the aircraft early on
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Mon October 12, 2020
(Fark)
 
 
 
America is the Florida of First World Nations. Prove me wrong
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(MassLive)
 
 
 
Bayonet and gun confiscated from man in Boston. No word on whether his coat was red. This is not a repeat from 1776
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Texas high school football coach gunned down outside youth football game in family dispute. TFA: "It's not clear how or even if victim and shooter are related". Eh, minor detail. Let's stick with the family angle and run with it
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Sun October 11, 2020
(Syfy)
 
 
 
Did Morgan survive Ginny's gunshot and evade the Walkers? Because given that a bounty hunter is pursuing him, it seems likely. What of the rest of the ragtag team and, of course, Rubén Blades? Fear the Walking Dead, 9PM ET on AMC
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Those "black Democrats" on Twitter that are now all of a sudden gung-ho for Trump? Da, comrade, more like white Russians
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Sat October 10, 2020
(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
Shotgun wedding between NASCAR and Barstool Sports called off
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(Click On Detroit)
 
 
 
Days after armed militia terrorists are arrested for planning an attack on the governor, I'm Eric holds a rally in Michigan at a gun shop. Just in case you weren't sure where the Trump campaign stands
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Fri October 09, 2020
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Arsenal prepares to ship Mesut Ozil, midfielder and friend of Gunnersaurus, to America and pay MLS to take him
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Begun, the NeverTrumper Civil war has
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(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
Rapper Tory Lanez charged with trying too hard to gain Street credibility
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Thu October 08, 2020
(Greek Reporter)
 
 
 
The long process of decrypting Linear A has finally begun to pay off. Whatever. It's all Greek to me
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
'Drink a bottle of booze, pop a couple of ludes': How rock god Eddie Van Halen lived by a very fast motto that saw him spend his wedding day with head down toilet, pull a gun on Fred Durst and have lines of coke racked up on EVERY stage he played
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Wed October 07, 2020
(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
"I do understand French but I refuse to speak it. ... You can only get some French out of me with a gun pointed at my head, ... then I would speak French. That actually happened to me." Love him or hate him, Werner Herzog never disappoints
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(National Audubon Society)
 
 
 
Trump administration requires that new USPS duck stamps now include hunting imagery, so yeah, get used to seeing shotgun shells littering and ruining all the pretty duck stamps
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(MSN)
 
 
 
You might think manslaughter is a little steep for the father of a boy who accidently shot himself, until you hear he'd been warned by child protection officials to secure his weapons last October
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(ABC Action News)
 
 
 
If you're going to bring 2 handguns and 2 boxes of ammo to your Christian school in your lunchbox, be sure to have another gun on you for when the teachers take your lunchbox away
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Tue October 06, 2020
(Guardian)
 
 
 
The GOP with a lot of help from the NRA, really knows how to bring Love and Happiness to its constituents in their strongholds of the South and the West
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(WJAC TV Johnstown)
 
 
 
If you were wondering if you could pull a gun on someone not wearing a mask, the answer is "no", even if you say you are with Homeland Security
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(NY1)
 
 
 
Grand Jury indicts MAGA heroes. Not them, *them.* No, not them... THEM. Screw it; it's the St. Louis gun couple
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Mon October 05, 2020
(Barron's)
 
 
 
Firearms stocks are firing on all cylinders
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
On transfer deadline day in the EPL, Arsenal announce they're releasing someone with many years of experience in the pitch. Fark: their mascot, Gunnasaurus
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
Aaaaand...here come the shotgun-wielding drones (possible nsfw content on page)
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(10TV Columbus)
 
 
 
Licking man charged in road rage incident during Trump parade after failing to keep his gun in his pants
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(Oregon Public Broadcasting)
 
 
 
Drinking beer in public, crashing a motorcycle while drunk and pointing a revolver at people are apparently legal activities as long as you're a Trump supporter
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Sun October 04, 2020
(CNN)
 
 
 
Brett Hankison testified to the grand jury that he saw "a large figure" in a military stance holding "an AR-15 long gun" firing multiple shots "executing" his colleagues. The Truth: Breonna Taylor's boyfriend fired one shot at police from a 9mm handgun
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
An ex-pro baseball player sought in the death of his ex-girlfriend was found dead of a self-inflicted gunshot wound. Don't believe me? Read the article. And its headline. And its sub-headline
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Sat October 03, 2020
(Great Big Story)
 
 
 
If you think your Grandma is tough, meet Grandma Big Shot, the 84 year old award winning sharpshooter
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(WFLA Tampa Bay)
 
 
 
E for effort... F for felonies
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Fri October 02, 2020
(Reuters)
 
 
 
The Somali women's basketball team continues to dunk on prejudice and hostility, gunfire
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Not News: Cops arrest a drug dealer. News: At a warehouse full of cash and guns. Fark: And an enormous "How Our Illegal Organization Works" manual
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Thu October 01, 2020
(CBS Dallas/Ft. Worth)
 
 
 
Black college cheerleader introduced to latest prank craze "swatting," where white teammates call cops, report person with weapon making threats in dorm room. Texas: Where guns blaze
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Wed September 30, 2020
(Oregon Public Broadcasting)
 
 
 
Proud Boy arrested in Portland for pointing a gun at a protestor, is expected to use "Stand back and stand by" defense
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(Oregon Public Broadcasting)
 
 
 
Proud Boy arrested in Portland for pointing a gun at a protestor, is expected to use "Stand back and stand by" defense
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(Connecticut Post)
 
 
 
Don't you hate it when your phlebotomist keeps a vial of your blood for years, rents a plane, and then crop dusts the vicinity of a recent crime scene with it?
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Tue September 29, 2020
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Mark Cuban character rehabilitation continues apace
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(WESH Orlando)
 
 
 
Watch as I fire through our own windshield
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(WESH Orlando)
 
 
 
Watch as I fire through our own windshield
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Pennsylvania appeals court unloads on gun industry protection law, saying it's unconstitutional and does not protect the people's freedumbs
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Mon September 28, 2020
(Occupy Democrats)
 
 
 
Turns out Brad Parscale is allegedly a wife beater as well. How surprising
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Imposter Syndrome has declined since the Quarantine had people working from home as there's no way your toddler is gunning for that promotion and sabotaging your TPS reports--right?
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(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
More info on Parscale: he was drunk and in a heated argument with his wife. He then chambered a round in his gun, and she called the cops
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Sun September 27, 2020
(Local10 WPLG)
 
 
 
In unrelated news, Brad Parscale in the hospital after barricading himself in his home with weapons and threats
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(Local10 WPLG)
 
 
 
In unrelated news, Brad Parscale in the hospital after barricading himself in his home with weapons and threats
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(WCAX Vermont)
 
 
 
Man arrested after firing semi-automatic-style rifle four or five times when police arrive and which Golden Girl played Sue Ann Nivens in The Mary Tyler Moore Show?
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(The Drive)
 
 
 
Begun the new killer drone beehive has: Huge new hangar facility at Area 51 points to drone swarm future
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(CNN)
 
 
 
News: 4th grader suspended for having a BB gun in class. Fark: Classroom was his bedroom as he was going to school on-line
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Sat September 26, 2020
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Woman who illegally supplied a double-murderer with the gun he used to commit the crime is given a standing ovation at a meeting of a women's group belonging to the "party of law and order"
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Fri September 25, 2020
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Yes I'm a tosspot, you got a problem with that you bloviating blunderbuss
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(Discover)
 
 
 
The virus that causes COVID-19 may actually prevent pain, which contributes to clueless spreaders. Naturally researchers have begun looking at how to turn this finding into cash, and maybe a cure if there's time
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Thu September 24, 2020
(American Military News)
 
 
 
Canadian woman who sent a ricin letter to the President officially charged. Prosecutors say she told to "give up and remove your application for this election." Plot was doomed from the start when she included three-syllable words in her note
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Wed September 23, 2020
(The Ringer)
 
 
 
Begun, the review of previous console wars has
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Know what happens when you fire a 12-gauge shotgun round outside the barrel right next to a water balloon? You will if you watch this video. Difficulty: If you think you already know what will happen you're probably wrong
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
"Investigation revealed that Ellingford was inside the store and as he was waiting in the checkout line, he un-holstered a Glock 9mm semi-automatic pistol from his waistband so that he could show it off to a friend" Then Karma
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(New Japan Pro-Wrestling)
 
 
 
Will Kota Ibushi "Breathe With The Switchblade"? Can the "Stone Pitbull" survive the Stormbreaker? Is Suzuki-gun about to become Taichi-gun? LEC Presents G1 CLIMAX 30: Day 3 @ 5:30 AM EDT on NJPWWorld.com, the King of Sports
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Tue September 22, 2020
(History Channel)
 
 
 
On this day in history, in 1975, President Ford survived a second assassination attempt, leaving the wolves to wonder what he tasted like
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(Fox 31 Denver)
 
Weeners
 
Seriously, who steals a 2-month-old mini dachshund at gunpoint in a drive-by?
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(Fox Business)
 
 
 
PetSmart releases guinea pig Halloween costumes for 2020. No Wolf Blitzer, Mount Rushmore, or Queen Fredegund Merovingian this year
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Mon September 21, 2020
(Twitter)
 
 
 
2020 may have given us one disaster after another, but now it has given us a savior. It has given us a Gundam
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Walmart aims for zero emissions by 2040, has begun development on mandatory charcoal-filtered pants for all employees and customers
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Thanks to recent donations, the Biden blowout has begun, he now has $466 million in bank, and a huge financial edge on Trump whose coffers are almost empty
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Sun September 20, 2020
(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Louisiana man jailed for possession of .25 caliber ass-ault weapon
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Fri September 18, 2020
(Lehigh Valley Live)
 
 
 
At Trump PA rally people cheered when Mark McCloskey spoke of grabbing an AR-15 rifle from his house. They applauded when he said he was ready to kill a protester allegedly threatening him. Nearly no one wore masks, at least one openly wore a handgun
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Thu September 17, 2020
(MSN)
 
 
 
Like quoting "Top Gun"? Well, if you do it while enrolled at the Navy TOPGUN school, you'll face a $5 fine per offense
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(Pix11)
 
 
 
NY thinks the Nutmeg state is nuts if they think they have the best pizza than. NJ thinks they are both knuckleheads. Chicago just stands back and watches with a smirk. Begun the tri-state pizza wars have
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Pro tip: If you're using a gun as a prop on the set of a rap video, make sure it's not actually loaded
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Pro tip: If you're using a gun as a prop on the set of a rap video, make sure it's not actually loaded
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(Nashville Scene)
 
 
 
Tell us how you really feel, Nashville Scene
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
It's not a good idea to be on Discord posing with a gun and posting 'I just sent a 9 millie in this f***in hippie' before calling 911 claiming your girlfriend shot herself, Mr. Sheriff deputy
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(WISTV)
 
 
 
When you hold the clerk at gunpoint one of you have to do the robbing
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Wed September 16, 2020
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
With the evidence no longer spotty, solar cycle 25 has officially begun
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(PennLive)
 
 
 
He just happened to be carrying the shotgun his gram-gram gave him when he walked over to the apartment of the guy he was going to fight, and then he just happened to have his finger on the trigger and they struggled, not like he meant to kill him
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Tue September 15, 2020
(Reuters)
 
 
 
America is stocking up for the coming civil war
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(Sci Tech Daily)
 
 
 
The next time someone tells you some drug doesn't bind to human cells in a Petri dish, remember: neither does a handgun
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Mon September 14, 2020
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
And when Donald Trump refuses to stand down at the inauguration, the shooting will begin," he said. "The drills that you've seen are nothing." He added: "If you carry guns, buy ammunition, ladies and gentlemen, because it's going to be hard to get"
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(WANE Ft. Wayne)
 
 
 
All you need is the power of your imagination, and a little bit of meth
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Brazilians have begun trimming back the brush to to reveal the beauty, intrigue, and mystery of North America's insect bioluminescent systems
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Annnnd one of the last bastions of old Vegas has begun to dissipate
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Sun September 13, 2020
(CNN)
 
 
 
If LA wasn't burning before, it will be soon
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(CNN)
 
 
 
If LA wasn't burning before, it will be soon
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Montana's greatest export isn't cattle or timber; it's hokey campaign ads where every candidate must fly fish, drink beer, wear Carhartts, talk sh*t about Washington, and blast something with a gun
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(WTOL 11 Toledo)
 
 
 
Man with quantum CCW permit hit with bullet shards at Menards, where "a" gun "discharged" according to this self-contradicting work of reporting genius
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(WTOL 11 Toledo)
 
 
 
Man with quantum CCW permit hit with bullet shards at Menards, where "a" gun "discharged" according to this self-contradicting work of reporting genius
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Sat September 12, 2020
(US Naval Institute)
 
 
 
Tom Cruise makes surprise virtual appearance at conference for Navy fighter pilots, offers tips on dogfighting Thetan Top Guns
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Fri September 11, 2020
(Daily Star)
 
 
 
No you can't bring your cat into the gym and... wait, what are you doing? (possible nsfw content on page)
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
To be fair, killing a man with a hail of police gunfire WILL stop him from hurting himself
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Escaping wildfires in Oregon? You'll need to pass some militia checkpoints first. Oh, and minorities and journalists will be photographed at gunpoint
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
If you are impersonating a police officer, it is best not to pull over an off-duty cop
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(New Japan Pro-Wrestling)
 
 
 
Can LIJ add the IWGP Jr. Tag Titles to their collection? Will Suzuki-gun regain the belts? How will YOSHI-HASHI handle losing his 1st-ever title after less than a month? NEW JAPAN ROAD concludes @ 5:30 AM EDT on NJPWWorld.com, the King of Sports
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Thu September 10, 2020
(The Hill)
 
 
 
The one advantage to living in a dystopian panopticon is that when a cop does something like punch a teen-aged boy and then arrest HIM for "assaulting a police officer", at least there is video of it, and the officer MIGHT get into trouble
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(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Former Top Gun says famous Tic Tac UFO used 'act of war' against fighter jets from the USS Nimitz in 2004 and 'wasn't developed by humans.' He's not saying it was little green men, but it was probably little green men (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Vice)
 
 
 
Begun, the Instacart racist class wars have
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(We Are Central PA)
 
 
 
2020 marches on: "Tiger King" Joe Exotic asks Trump for pardon: "Be my hero please" Aaannd Subby just threw up in his mouth
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Wed September 09, 2020
(Politifact)
 
 
 
The rare double-debunk: No, Kamala Harris has never been convicted of a felony, and even if she was, that would not make her ineligible to serve as VP. Jesus, the Channers are getting awfully lazy this election cycle
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(The New Civil Rights Movement)
 
 
 
Much like bin Laden, Trump is radicalizing young men to become killers and terrorists in the name of fascism
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Apparently, the neighbors should have had more sex also
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Rep. Ilhan Omar: "When you're a Democrat, the media makes you answer for every broken window and thrown bottle by protesters. But when actual GOP and Trump supporters call & cheer for assassinating Democrats...silence"
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Tue September 08, 2020
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Things that matter in Florida: 1) football; 2) orange juice; 3) air conditioning
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(WOODTV Grand Rapids)
 
 
 
Lying to your employer "to see if I could get away with it" is not a good strategy, especially if your employer is a Sheriff's Department. Especially if you are already on a last chance agreement for previously lying
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Mon September 07, 2020
(KUTV Utah)
 
 
 
Salt Lake City Police attempted to calm autistic teen with several gunshot wounds
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(The Union Leader)
 
 
 
"Just because I joke and talk about killing blacks doesn't make me racist. Can I have my job back?" Arbitration board: "Yes, Officer, here's your gun, badge and back pay"
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(CNN)
 
 
 
We've only just begun
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Sun September 06, 2020
(Fox 26 Houston)
 
 
 
Gun juggling is on the rise in Houston. Oh wait you said gun jugging, well that's different, I think
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(Fox 26 Houston)
 
 
 
Gun juggling is on the rise in Houston. Oh wait you said gun jugging, well that's different, I think
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Facebook continues closing the barn door well after all the racist idiots with guns have fled the building
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(TMZ)
 
 
 
Dr. Dre's wife spells out why she needs $2 million/month to cover expenses
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(New Japan Pro-Wrestling)
 
 
 
Will LIJ or Taguchi & Wato remain unbeaten in the Jr. Tag Title Tournament? Can Suzuki-gun or Bullet Club get on the board? Does Minoru Suzuki kill someone tonight? NEW JAPAN ROAD continues @ 2:00 AM ET on NJPWWorld.com, the King of Sports
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Fri September 04, 2020
(AZ Family)
 
 
 
Hotel calls police because of a white suspect waving a gun. Cop who arrives does the logical thing: holds a black employee at gunpoint until he's sure he's not the white suspect
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(Richmond.com)
 
 
 
Folks in Spotsylvania County, Virginia are better than most at the TikTok "shoot yourself to death while handcuffed in the back seat of a Sheriff's department patrol car" challenge. At least, that's what the Sheriff's department says
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Former NRA second-in-command to New York Attorney General: "You've only uncovered the tip of the corruption iceberg"
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
DC had an emerging citywide gun crisis and prosecutors started a new program with tougher sentencing. Did they apply it to the whole city? No. Did they apply it to the highest crime areas? Also no. Did they apply it to the blackest neighborhoods? Yes
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(CNN)
 
 
 
"I'm holding a gun in a photo next to them and saying we need to go on the offense against them, but I'm not advocating violence against them...you're being paranoid"
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Alert school officials stop another school shooting before it started. Just think how many lives they saved by suspending a student in an online class because a Nerf gun was visible in the room behind him
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Oh, nothing, just a picture of QAnon candidate for Congress posing with a gun, next to "the squad". I'm sure there's no implied threat here or anything
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(Oregon Live)
 
 
 
The wanted suspect in Saturday's fatal shooting in Portland has been shot and killed by police in Washington State
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(Oregon Live)
 
 
 
The wanted suspect in Saturday's fatal shooting in Portland has been shot and killed by police in Washington State
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Thu September 03, 2020
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
NRA former chief of staff comes clean that the "school shield" idea was total marketing bullshiat to sell more guns. Also he believes in expanded background checks. Also the NRA is just full of terrible, terrible human beings
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Wed September 02, 2020
(WCF Courier)
 
 
 
Maybe not the best inspiration for a rock band name, but it has the advantage of being truthful
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
For a brief distraction from 2020: The ingenious and wholly-realistic gunpowder cauterization scene from Rambo III
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(WFLA Tampa Bay)
 
 
 
'Charges dropped against Florida Walmart shopper who pulled gun in mask dispute'. Is this peak Florida or would that have required nudity?
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(WFLA Tampa Bay)
 
 
 
'Charges dropped against Florida Walmart shopper who pulled gun in mask dispute'. Is this peak Florida or would that have required nudity?
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Tue September 01, 2020
(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Another day, another Black man shot to death by police. Officers claim the man dropped a bundle and a gun appeared necessitating his immediate execution as everyone knows how dangerous a gun lying on the ground in the proximity of a Black man can be
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Colleges have begun blaming students for Covid-19 outbreaks
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Mon August 31, 2020
(KNBC 4 Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Don't bring a knife to a police gun fight unless you want to die from lead posioning
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(Asbury Park Press)
 
 
 
Man pulls a speargun and threatens taco-goers during argument over a parking space
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Sun August 30, 2020
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Given shrinkage and what not, I think I'll go down fighting instead
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Fri August 28, 2020
(Cinema Blend)
 
 
 
In latest James Gunn/DisneyMarvel dust up, Gunn wins custody of THE
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(WRAL)
 
 
 
Another thing black kids can't do without having multiple cops point their guns at them... is playing tag outside where they live
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Thu August 27, 2020
(KRQE News)
 
 
 
Wildfire getting close to your ski resort. Pull out the snow guns
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(News4Jax)
 
 
 
Pawning your stolen guns will get you prison time, lady
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(Daily Dot)
 
 
 
Warning: Do NOT call the cops if you're in a mental health crisis, they will probably punch you into submission
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Wed August 26, 2020
(We Are Central PA)
 
 
 
Firing a 9mm in the air from the window of your 2001 Ram pickup as a convicted felon who is not allowed to possess firearms is no way to act when asked to stop harassing hotel guests
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(We Are Central PA)
 
 
 
Firing a 9mm in the air from the window of your 2001 Ram pickup as a convicted felon who is not allowed to possess firearms is no way to act when asked to stop harassing hotel guests
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(WTMJ)
 
 
 
Watch a white guy shoot two people in the middle of a Kenosha, WI street and then try his best to surrender but the cops won't even detain him, let alone shoot him 7 times in the back. UPDATE: Suspect arrested
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(STLToday)
 
 
 
"Walker told police Perkins waved a gun at him during the chase, and that's why he slammed on his breaks. Police say they found a gun and two different magazines in Perkins' motorcycle." They should of took that gun and shot the editer
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(Columbia Missourian)
 
 
 
Missouri House passes law making it legal to give guns to children without their parents permission, because what do parents know about raising children anyway?
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Sun August 23, 2020
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Begun, the Corporate World War has
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Sat August 22, 2020
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Your explosive first look at James Gunn's The Suicide Squad is here, and it looks crazy weird
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(Local10 WPLG)
 
 
 
One of theirs pulls a machete, you pull a gun. That's the Miami way
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Fri August 21, 2020
(Lincoln Journal Star)
 
 
 
Old Man Trumps at Governor
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(NPR)
 
 
 
NPR on QAnon: You know, I could imagine a secret cabal in the government that might want to raise our taxes or indoctrinate us or take our guns away, some policy goal. But this notion that they're sexually abusing children, where did this come from?
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Better for your health than those smokey arcades it's the Friday Fark Gaming Thread. LGT Enter the Gungeon & God's Trigger free at Epic. What have you been playing this week? Side note: Game(s) you really want to play but your current PC can't run?
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Tue August 18, 2020
(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
Gunfire heard at army base amid warnings of possible mutiny
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(KSAT San Antonio)
 
 
 
"That's my momma's truck, so I can't let him have momma's truck," said the man
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(CNN)
 
 
 
The St. Louis gun couple will be speaking at the Republican convention, presumably because Scott Baio couldn't get someone to cover his shift at McDonald's that night
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(WJAC TV Johnstown)
 
 
 
Gunplay, horseplay, and "I didn't know it was loaded" are all part of a Saturday night in Subby's hometown
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
White couple arrested for 'launching three-year campaign of intimidation against black neighbor including taunting her with blackface, brandishing guns, repeatedly dumping dog feces in her yard, and shooting dead a squirrel'. Fark: In Long Island, NY
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Mon August 17, 2020
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
"Proud Boys" and other right-wing fascists are starting to get their asses kicked when they show up at protests
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Sun August 16, 2020
(Twitter)
 
 
 
If I see anyone out there without a mask, I'm gonna shoot them in the face with the gun I designed just for this specific purpose
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(Some Sad Guy)
 
 
 
A snarky gun-beats-cannon headline might have worked if the neighbor hadn't shot and killed a five-year old
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(Some Sad Guy)
 
 
 
A snarky gun-beats-cannon headline might have worked if the neighbor hadn't shot and killed a five-year old
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Sat August 15, 2020
(CNN)
 
 
 
Police respond to kids' lemonade stand with armored vehicle and a dozen cruisers
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Fri August 14, 2020
(News4Jax)
 
 
 
If you're headed to the beach with your kids you might as well bring your drugs, gun and your porn
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(News4Jax)
 
 
 
If you're headed to the beach with your kids you might as well bring your drugs, gun and your porn
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
It may be time to reevaluate your life if you rob a lemonade stand at gunpoint
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Man 'fatally shot himself' while struggling with police, police say, in incident marking the rise of self-inflicted injuries by people stomping themselves in the head with a police boot
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Man 'fatally shot himself' while struggling with police, police say, in incident marking the rise of self-inflicted injuries by people stomping themselves in the head with a police boot
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(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
Winnipeg officer justified in shooting teen with machete. How they managed to load bullets into a machete still unclear
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Better late than never, legendary Australian sailor Teddy Sheean posthumously awarded their highest military honor, the Victoria Cross. Strapped to his anti-aircraft gun and still firing as his ship went down beneath him
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
U.S. government scientists have begun manufacturing a strain of the coronavirus to test on humans. This movie always ends the same way
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Thu August 13, 2020
(Fox5 DC)
 
 
 
Church smote
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(Vice)
 
 
 
"God's caliber [.45] went through my scrotum, mattress, boxspring, and floor"
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(Vice)
 
 
 
"God's caliber [.45] went through my scrotum, mattress, boxspring, and floor"
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(WLTX Columbia)
 
 
 
What kind of a moron robs a Waffle House? That place is full of rednecks with guns. Well, two morons in this case. Robbery thwarted by armed waffle eater
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Started out high but was able to quickly adjust to put rounds on target. Gunner handled the recoil like it was nothing, definitely not a noob. That was an unfair fight, the way they're supposed to be
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Wed August 12, 2020
(Tumblr)
 
 
 
Mid-century squee-inducing beach mobiles to dream about on our staycations. Audrey Hepburn is riding shotgun in my fantasy happy wagon
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(MSN)
 
 
 
'A Smoking Gun'. Infectious Covid-19 successfully retrieved from the air
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(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
Who knew you can store your teen daughter inside a safe beside the guns?
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Tue August 11, 2020
(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
"1 dead after shooting at funeral home" Before, too, I imagine
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(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
"1 dead after shooting at funeral home" Before, too, I imagine
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Mon August 10, 2020
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Scientific proof that the ratio of morons to sane people has skyrocketed on commercial flights lately
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Scientific proof that the ratio of morons to sane people has skyrocketed on commercial flights lately
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Sat August 08, 2020
(The Root)
 
 
 
After killing a man for being in his apartment, a former police officer wants 10-year sentence overturned because the building was confusing and it's self defense to shoot a stranger in a home you think is yours
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Fri August 07, 2020
(Channel 3000 Madison)
 
 
 
Yah hey dere Dad, just send lawyers, I've already got the guns and money. Well I did have anyway, lawyers please
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Sebastian Gorka claims he has video of someone threatening him with a gun for not wearing a mask. Yahoo News reporter asks to see it. Gorka: "Since you are not a real journalist, no you may not"
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(PC Gamer)
 
 
 
Finally there's a game that satisfies our most basic instinct: finding small spiders in your house and using guns, explosives, and just plain ol' fire to kill every last one of them
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(New Japan Pro-Wrestling)
 
 
 
Will Suzuki-gun put the final nail in the coffin of Golden☆Ace? Can Taguchi & GBH survive CHAOS? Who will advance to the semi-finals? SUMMER STRUGGLE 2020 continues @ 5:30 AM EDT on NJPWWorld.com, the King of Sports
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Thu August 06, 2020
(The Hill)
 
 
 
March For Our Lives, a gun control advocacy group, sends their thoughts and prayers to the NRA in this troubled time
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Begun, the origin-labeling of Russian & Chinese Twitter accounts has
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(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
Wife of suspect in Burger King slaying arrested. Wendy, Ronald, Grimace, Colonel Sanders, and Jack already being rounded up for the lineup of usual suspects
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(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
Wife of suspect in Burger King slaying arrested. Wendy, Ronald, Grimace, Colonel Sanders, and Jack already being rounded up for the lineup of usual suspects
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
New report states two-thirds of the people who committed mass attacks in the US during 2019 exhibited behavior that concerned others, and nearly half used guns they possessed illegally
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Wed August 05, 2020
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
James Gunn's The Suicide Squad had "zero interference" from studio
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(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Guns & Roses reschedule European tour dates for 2021. No word if they'll be headlining Reading & LUH LUH LUH LUH LUH LEEDS LEEDS
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(Wikipedia)
 
 
 
On this day in 1974 the "smoking gun" tape was made public and Americans immediately decided they didn't want a president who obstructed justice
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(WAFF Huntsville)
 
 
 
Confederate monument at Madison County Courthouse vandalized, covered in red paint overnight. Subby would have preferred burgundy
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Replace all the wands with guns and you get "Harry Potter and the Deathly Weapons"
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
FBG Duck goosed
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Tue August 04, 2020
(Politico)
 
 
 
Not news: Man pulls a gun on Black Lives Matter protesters demonstrating near his home. News: he's been criminally charged by California's Attorney General. Fark: He's the husband of the Los Angeles District Attorney
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Not news: Man pulls a gun on Black Lives Matter protesters demonstrating near his home. News: he's been criminally charged by California's Attorney General. Fark: He's the husband of the Los Angeles District Attorney
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(Altoona Mirror)
 
 
 
Woman finds a man in her house holding a) a gun, b) a knife, or c) a Powerade and her fedora
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Have you ever shotgunned Cheetos? In the Nineties, you could've
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Mon August 03, 2020
(National Review)
 
 
 
If your article has to go with "almost certain" and "surely more likely", you might not be a good journalist
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(National Review)
 
 
 
If your article has to go with "almost certain" and "surely more likely", you might not be a good journalist
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(Click On Detroit)
 
 
 
Drunken man pulls out a shotgun on his neighbors for having a loud party. Man, Jimmy Fallon is not looking good these days
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(Toronto Sun)
 
 
 
Not satisfied with letting COVID get all the glory, Florida man ups death toll in state because Burger King employee was too slow fulfilling girlfriend's order
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(Toronto Sun)
 
 
 
Not satisfied with letting COVID get all the glory, Florida man ups death toll in state because Burger King employee was too slow fulfilling girlfriend's order
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Guy "not handling the pandemic well" gets in shootout with cops over face mask
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Sun August 02, 2020
(Washington Times)
 
 
 
Trump campaign is 'outgunned and outmanned' says the one man who would know firsthand what it's like to support a doomed president
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Sat August 01, 2020
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Dean Vernon Wormer approved war on Greek frats has begun
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Fri July 31, 2020
(MSN)
 
 
 
At least he was passionate about social distancing
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(MSN)
 
 
 
At least he was passionate about social distancing
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Wed July 29, 2020
(WOSU)
 
 
 
A 2020 reboot of "Gung Ho"? Mmmokay, why the hell not?
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(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Guns and Roses hope that their 2021 American tour will satisfy your concert SHA NA NA NA NA NA NA NEEDS NEEDS
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Tue July 28, 2020
(NPR)
 
 
 
Someone gives you a gun, you give them a trumpet. That's the New Orleans way
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Someone gives you a gun, you give them a trumpet. That's the New Orleans way
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(Salon)
 
 
 
The latest Covid-19 challenge? How quick can you buy a gun
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Begun, the giant robot wars have
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Sure, teach a raccoon to finger paint. Next thing you know it'll be making guns and stealing prosthetic legs
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(AZCentral)
 
 
 
If you do a lot of physical work maybe you should leave your gun in the car
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Sun July 26, 2020
(Fox 13 Tampa Bay)
 
 
 
Come to find out what was found in the basement but stay for the constantly changing storylines
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(Fox 13 Tampa Bay)
 
 
 
Come to find out what was found in the basement but stay for the constantly changing storylines
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
The US ambassador to Iceland is a dangerously paranoid raving lunatic with zero diplomatic experience. And now he wants to carry a gun
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Sat July 25, 2020
(ABC Action News)
 
 
 
For the times when your baby needs a diaper, weed and a gun at Disney
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(UFC)
 
 
 
Saturday Night MMA: UFC Fight Island 3, Robert Whittaker vs Darren Till, Shogun Rua vs Antonio "Little Nog" Nogueira III Prelims at 5 PM ET, Main Card at 8 PM ET. Both on ESPN and ESPN+
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
It's come to this: A GOP lawmaker threatens a GOP governor with a picture of a gun in response to a mask order. "What if I don't comply?"
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Fri July 24, 2020
(USA Today)
 
 
 
They bring a mask, you bring a gun. That's the Florida way
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Thu July 23, 2020
(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
Store clerk to Florida Man: Sir, you have to wear a mask in this store *Florida Man shows gun to clerk*. Store clerk: Are you really going to shoot me over a mask? Florida Man: We'll just take our business elsewhere
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Wed July 22, 2020
(KCCI Des Moines)
 
 
 
Meanwhile in Iowa: a two day event attended by "hundreds" featuring "a slip-and-slide, live bands and all-night parties" results in 11 ODs, 3 sexual assaults, and a man waving a gun at cops. Doesn't sound like social distancing was observed
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(NBC Chicago)
 
 
 
Gunman in custody after wounding 14 at funeral for victim of gun violence. That's the Chicago way
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Mon July 20, 2020
(NYPost)
 
 
 
New York woman tries solving illegal fireworks problem "without cops" to avoid 'a heavy-handed police response', fails
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
New York woman tries solving illegal fireworks problem "without cops" to avoid 'a heavy-handed police response', fails
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(NBC Chicago)
 
 
 
Fat, tax-evading gangster threatens streets of Chicago with hired guns. Not a repeat from 1930
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Suspect in shooting of Epstein Judge's family has been found dead of a self inflicted gunshot wound. Early reports are he was a professional hit ma...wait, strike that. He was a disgruntled attorney who'd previously appeared in front of the Judge
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Sun July 19, 2020
(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Husband and son of federal judge overseeing Epstein-Deutsche Bank case shot in their home by gunman possibly disguised as delivery driver
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
You lose your business due to the Covid-19 pandemic so you c) rob a bank
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Sat July 18, 2020
(Jezebel)
 
 
 
Helen Hunt, Holly Hunter, and Jodie Foster are three different people, which is no surprise to those who have fantasized about two of them
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(Daily Kos)
 
 
 
Now that the Jade Helm conspiracy has come true on Portland streets, where are the angry militias? Where's the NRA? This is exactly what you need those big boy guns for, isn't it?
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(KIRO-7 Seattle)
 
 
 
Potato Seeds have rights
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Fri July 17, 2020
(Food and Wine)
 
 
 
Ikea has begun assembling plant-based meatballs
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Thu July 16, 2020
(NPR)
 
 
 
________, and ________ spark record gun sales
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(NPR)
 
 
 
________, and ________ spark record gun sales
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(The Drive)
 
 
 
Tom Cruise's original "Maverick" helmet from "Top Gun" is up for auction. Seller confirms Thetans included at no extra cost
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Tue July 14, 2020
(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
What if Trump is the one behind the increase in gun violence to steal the election? Yeah, I know but it makes as much sense as what he really said
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(Kansas City)
 
 
 
Not to be outdone by Floridan Man, Kansas City Man flashes gun at BBQ restaurant employee who asks him to put on a mask
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(KIRO-7 Seattle)
 
 
 
Arkansas police officer who told a colleague he would "shoot through the door" any protesters who came to his home has been charged with ... killing a fellow officer who knocked on his door
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Mon July 13, 2020
(SFGate)
 
 
 
Cop points his gun at cuffed black man for refusing to give his name. Officers on the scene stand by and watch. Wait, they intervened, reported the bad cop and he has now been fired, arrested and charged? What is this world coming to?
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(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
James Gunn tried to be loud and proud with Velma in the Scooby Doo movies including a kiss between her and Daphne (Sarah Michelle Gellar) that obviously didn't make the final cut. "But, thankfully, the farting remained"
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Shsssh be quiet now, the Trump administration has just lifted a ban on the sales of gun silencers that was intended to protect U.S. troops from ambushes. Let's see how that works out for the troops
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Sun July 12, 2020
(Herald Mail Media)
 
 
 
Well, he got the "playing cop" part right
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(Herald Mail Media)
 
 
 
Well, he got the "playing cop" part right
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(MSN)
 
 
 
"They took my AR"
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Sat July 11, 2020
(STLToday)
 
 
 
Turns out Florence and the Machine Gun have a long history of pulling guns (and lawsuits) to defend property that isn't theirs
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Fri July 10, 2020
(MLive.com)
 
 
 
Clarence Thomas arrested
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(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
Electron rocket falls from the sky, ♬Jews in Space♬, iRocket wins contract & is gunning for SpaceX, Minotaur spotted, UK government buys OneWeb, and another COVID-19 delay. These and other stories plus Andy Rooney on this week's Rocket Report ⏱
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(HelenaIR.com)
 
 
 
Drunken redneck fires six-gun into the air at Montana rodeo and, oddly, this is actually a crime in that state
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Can you cry without tears? This crazy lady that pulled a gun on a black teenager gives it her best shot
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(Fox 31 Denver)
 
 
 
Owner of parking garage honks horn at cop he finds in his garage. Cop does the natural thing by pointing a gun at garage owner's head. And of course the whole thing was recorded
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Thu July 09, 2020
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
"My videos were mostly tickle and spank," he said. "It's not something I'm proud of," says man who is running for political office
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(The Drive)
 
 
 
The F-35 has triggered the biggest change in the Navy's esteemed TOPGUN fighter weapons school, with new graduates being versed in the modern tactics of sitting in the barracks waiting for their planes to be able to fly
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(KOAT Albuquerque)
 
 
 
7 year old skater nails a switch kickflip half cab 9mm headwound to ambulance ride
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Wed July 08, 2020
(Ain't it fun?)
 
 
 
Guns N' Roses: All 87 Songs Ranked. You know we tried to rank you, but you were much too high
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Tue July 07, 2020
(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
James Gunn confirms Stan Lee was Uatu the Watcher
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Pulling a shotgun on Black joggers because you heard a loud noise is no way to go through life, Mr. Mayor
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Curiosity Mars rover's summer road trip has begun, expect copious selfies with the Red Planet's Biggest Ball of Yarn and Uncle Phobos' Mystery Face very soon
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Story keyword checklist: Black man☑ , restaurant☑ , MAGA☑ , social distancing☑ , gun☑ , Trump 2020☑, bike lock☑
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Story keyword checklist: Black man☑ , restaurant☑ , MAGA☑ , social distancing☑ , gun☑ , Trump 2020☑, bike lock☑
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(MPR News)
 
 
 
MN recommends keeping both hands on the steering wheel and holding perfectly still if you want to survive a traffic stop. It's up to you whether to keep your license and insurance clenched in your teeth or stapled to your forehead
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Begun, the totally preventable mass evictions have
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(WGNTV Chicago)
 
 
 
Man who fired gun into murder victim's grave during funeral gets 15 years for being a dumbass
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(WGNTV Chicago)
 
 
 
Man who fired gun into murder victim's grave during funeral gets 15 years for being a dumbass
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Mon July 06, 2020
(AL.com)
 
 
 
"Sir, this is Chick-fil-A, not the Limestone Correctional Facility. You can't point your gun at people to get faster service"
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Elon has begun selling red shorts to mock the short-sellers and nay-sayers. He better hope this doesn't come back to bite him in the satin
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
"Facebook is not a mirror. It's a gun. Unlicensed, out of control, in the hands of 2.6 billion people across the planet"
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Sun July 05, 2020
(CNN)
 
 
 
Sooo, who's about to become the next FDA commissioner: Ivanka, the My Pillow guy, or that doughy gun-waving couple from St. Louis?
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(Bearing Arms)
 
 
 
Here are the best guns for an alien invasion, because you do not want them to become your new overlords
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Sat July 04, 2020
(PennLive)
 
 
 
"We ain't paying crap," declares local idiot of the fines incurred while operating dine-in restaurant during shutdown
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(Patch)
 
 
 
Step 1 - Learn how to drive, Step 2 - commit armed carjacking, Step 3 - wait, what was step 1 again?
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Fri July 03, 2020
(Fox 6 Birmingham)
 
 
 
Just because dangerous pandemic is raging doesn't mean mass shootings are out of style. Four wounded by gunman at Hoover, AL mall
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Not enough toppings on your pizza? That's a shootin'
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Thu July 02, 2020
(The Detroit_News)
 
 
 
🎵 Karen's got a gun. The whole world's come undone 🎵
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(STLToday)
 
 
 
Barefoot Bonnie and Clyde have pulled their guns before
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(STLToday)
 
 
 
Barefoot Bonnie and Clyde have pulled their guns before
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(Forbes)
 
 
 
If you're going to fire your gun into the air, do it like a pro
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Wed July 01, 2020
(Above the Law)
 
 
 
Let's talk about Sen. Kelly Loeffler and not talk about her stocks. Let's ask her if All Gun Owners Matter
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(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
Those two loony gun-totin' St Louis lawyers, have hired an even BIGGER lunatic to represent them, a flamboyant St Louis attorney whose OWN WEBSITE BIO brags that a woman committed suicide after his brutal deposition of her
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Police just found out about the two gun wielding lawyers and promise to investigate. One of these days
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Just when you thought the St. Louis lawyer brandishing a gun like a Hollywood extra and threatening innocent Black people couldn't look like more of an ignorant asshole, here's his interview with Chris Cuomo. "TERRORISTS WERE ATTACKING ME"
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Danny Clark, AKA Jake from Evil Dead 2, is gunna find out just what in the hell is going on down in that fruit cellar for the last time at age 68
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Tue June 30, 2020
(Fox 4 KC)
 
 
 
I guess she did nazi him pointing the rifle at her
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"My husband and I have a 1-year-old daughter. Our parents all live in a state where gun ownership is common. I've talked to my parents about the shotgun they own; my father-in-law is a racist sexist ass who left a gun out. How can I scold him?"
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Mon June 29, 2020
(News4Jax)
 
 
 
Jacksonville delivers shooting to Amazon
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(The Trace)
 
 
 
Gun & ammo stores increase sales by advertising Boogaloo memes. Subby last seen peddling invisibility cloaks to Antifa supersoldiers
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Missouri lawyer couple who brandished an AR-15 and a handgun at protesters now say the protesters broke down their mansion gate and claim they were 'in fear of our lives' and were told they 'would be killed'
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(Heavy)
 
 
 
Looks like we picked the wrong week to practice [name a thing], says attorney couple who shows off gun collection to peaceful protesters marching past their mansion
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Sun June 28, 2020
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
FA Cup Quarterfinals kick off with Blades v Gunners, followed by Leicester v Chelsea. Newcastle v Man City wraps up the round, including the semi-final draw at half time. Also, a meaningless bottom half EPL game
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Fri June 26, 2020
(9News (Australia))
 
 
 
Aussie drug and gun suppliers apparently took the whole 'money laundering' thingy literally after $250k found in dishwasher during police raid
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Mexico City's Police Chief got a chance to test the bullet-proofing on his SUV as he survives an attack by at least a dozen cartel gunmen who fired "thousands of rounds" from high-powered rifles at him. 2 escort cops and bystander not as lucky
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Name something you're procrastinating about
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(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
Cops find it odd that suicide victim washed blood off her hands, wiped fingerprints off of gun and then placed gun on her left side even though she was right handed
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(KCRG)
 
 
 
Man sets his own home on fire to protest a hog confinement project and then poses like an over fried piece of bacon for his mugshot. That will teach them
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Wed June 24, 2020
(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
"She told officers the contents of the car, including the cocaine, marijuana, and gun, did not belong to her"
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(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
Gold Mouth sought in shooting over drug deal, unfortunate smelting accident
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(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
Gold Mouth sought in shooting over drug deal, unfortunate smelting accident
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Putin celebrates "victory" over coronavirus with a military parade. I guess they fought the virus using guns and tanks
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(Military.com)
 
 
 
D*** at Dick's can't shoot worth d***
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