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Fri May 27, 2022
(Pix11)
 
 
 
Mayor Eric Adams stopped cryptomining long enough to inform us who the real victims of the Uvalde shooting are: the cops who stood around for 40 minutes while 19 kids were murdered
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Lauren Boebert on gun control: "When 9/11 happened, we didn't ban planes." She may have a point, if 99.99 percent of the time kids ride AR-15s safely to school
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(Politico)
 
 
 
How do you do, fellow libs? Your equally progressive but reasonable pals at The Liberal Media™ would like to remind you now is not the time to push for gun control
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Marco Rubio rips NRA over gun stance. No, wait -- NBA. Rubio ripped the NBA over guns
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Thu May 26, 2022
(CNN)
 
 
 
Turtle agrees to negotiate in bad faith over gun solutions while tempers are still hot
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
And? It could poll at 120% and still nothing will change so long as that cash firehose keeps filling the right pockets
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
"Before you restrict guns, why not make schools have a comprehensive security plan?" Uvalde had one since 2018. "Funding for metal detectors and physical security?" $69k in 2020. "Bigger security budget?" Doubled since 2017 to $435k. "Um... prayer?"
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
The common-sense, free-market, 2A-compliant, conservative solution to prevent school shootings: ban public schools
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(Axios)
 
 
 
Guns now leading cause of death for children in US. Swimming pools inconsolable
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Even if you own a gun?
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
The snakes have begun eating their own tails. Granted, it's just North Dakota, but it's a start
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Abbott: Cops "showed amazing courage by running towards gunfire for the singular purpose of trying to save lives." AP News: Police waited outside the school for at least 40 minutes while parents and onlookers urged them to do something
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(The American Prospect)
 
 
 
The Senate has forfeited its right to exist
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(NPR)
 
 
 
How about, "I'm sorry that you're probably going to be gunned down in a classroom, but you have to understand that there are many, many insecure men in this country, and guns make them feel brave, and your life just isn't worth their self esteem"
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(Slate)
 
 
 
The GQP only has one solution when it comes to stopping school shootings, and -- you might want to sit down for this -- it hasn't actually done a damn thing to stop them
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(Slate)
 
 
 
The GQP only has one solution when it comes to stopping school shootings, and -- you might want to sit down for this -- it hasn't actually done a damn thing to stop them
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(The Conversation)
 
 
 
How the NRA evolved from backing a 1934 ban on machine guns to blocking nearly all firearm restrictions today
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(Bangor Daily News)
 
 
 
Susan Collins is very concerned about guns. So concerned that she wants Congress to emulate a Maine law to take away guns from dangerous people... a law that's only been used 13 times
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(AP News)
 
 
 
"Onlookers urged police to charge into the Texas grade school where a gunman killed 19 children and two teachers, a witness says. The rampage lasted upwards of 40 minutes"
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
♫ Bye bye, to your NRA sty ♫ Air's so heavy where a bevy of our schoolkids cry ♫ While them good old boys still tell their guns-don't-kill lie ♫ Singing, this'll be the day that I die, this'll be the day that I die ♫
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Texas student brings guns to school. No, not that one
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Wed May 25, 2022
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
America's gun culture in 7 charts
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
America's gun culture in 7 charts
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(Hill Reporter)
 
 
 
According to Rep. Ronny Jackson, (R-eality check) the cause of mass shootings isn't guns, mental illness, or terrorism. Yep, it's rap music and video games
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(Quartz)
 
 
 
"... [I]t is insufficient protection for the public merely to tackle the individual rather than the gun"
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Uh, sane gun laws? Prosecuting the NRA for its criminal actions? Forbidding men with small penises from open carrying?
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Republican candidate for the Senate in GA Herschel Walker on whether there should be new gun laws after yesterday's mass shooting: "What I like to do is see it and everything and stuff"
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(Jezebel)
 
 
 
Guess who is banning guns at their annual convention this weekend?
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(Jezebel)
 
 
 
Guess who is banning guns at their annual convention this weekend?
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(Reno Gazette-Journal)
 
 
 
Don't like a student advocating for gun control? Why just call into an anonymous tip line everyday saying he has a gun so they school can do the harassment for you
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
The last tweet from the NRA before 19 elementary school students were gunned down: "Act now to stop Biden's ATF nominee from taking your guns"
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Golden State Warriors coach Steve Kerr isn't interested in talking basketball right now, wants to know why the fark 50 GOP senators are holding us all hostage over common sense gun control
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Solution to too many guns in school: More guns, obviously. If only tax cuts were higher caliber, they'd throw those in, too
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Tue May 24, 2022
(ABC News)
 
 
 
It must be running on an atomic clock [Update: 19 students, 1 teacher and 1 other adult dead. Gunman also dead.]
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Tucker Carlson's constant assertions that the Democratic Party being somehow all-powerful woke leftist radicals aiming to take away your guns and replace you with compliant immigrants aren't exactly credible
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Justice Alito's understanding of guns and gun violence appears to come exclusively from Charles Bronson movies, which is why SCOTUS' next major decision on guns will likely be designed to turn New York City into the wild west
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Mon May 23, 2022
(NPR)
 
 
 
Q: Are liberal states raising the price of gas so that they can offer financially desperate patriots a gas gift card in exchange for surrendering their guns? A: No, but there's no reason a determined GQPer couldn't spin this story in that direction
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Top Gun: Maverick is the rare movie whose own ridiculousness is what makes it ridiculously entertaining. And the real star? Val Kilmer
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
New Zealand to train Ukraine in using its gun
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Sun May 22, 2022
(WLBT Jackson)
 
 
 
Let's put on masks and go to our friend's house and attack him with water guns that look like AR-15s. It'll be EPIC
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Missouri Supreme Court to gun brandisher Mark McCloskey: No, Project Veritas is not a legitimate legal assistance organization that aids needy Missourians, so you can't work off your 100 hours of court-appointed pro bono community service there
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Gunfire causes commotion. A targeted shooting is police notion. Witnesses describe it as slow motion. With lots of emotion, there are five down in Goshen
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Sat May 21, 2022
(AP News)
 
 
 
Yes
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(WSBTV)
 
 
 
Road rage victim follows shooter back to his house. Who could possibly have predicted what happens when they get there
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(WSBTV)
 
 
 
Road rage victim follows shooter back to his house. Who could possibly have predicted what happens when they get there
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(Fark)
 
 
 
So what is the origin or meaning of your username?
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(CBS 21 Harrisburg)
 
 
 
How did a gun stolen in the '70s in Alaska end up in the hands of an SC middle schooler? Time travel?
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Fri May 20, 2022
(CNN)
 
 
 
If you're one of the 15 people who joined the Buffalo shooter's private chat on Discord about a half hour before his killing spree, just sit tight for a bit. The authorities are coming for their own private chat with you
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(MSN)
 
 
 
AI may be searching you for guns next time you go out in public. That's weird
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Can't ban guns? OK, how about we just ban body armor? Or is that in the Constitution, too?
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
AR-15 helps man make the move from Blue Mounds to brown mound
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Thu May 19, 2022
(MSN)
 
 
 
Biden to meet the leaders of Finland, Sweden on NATO expansion. But only one gets to ride shotgun in the T/A
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(Vice)
 
 
 
Karma, meet Dogma
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(RTE Ireland)
 
 
 
Murder, she wrote
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(RTE Ireland)
 
 
 
Murder, she wrote
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(WKBN Youngstown)
 
 
 
No, you can't donate guns to Goodwill, but somebody thought it would be worth a shot
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(Local10 WPLG)
 
 
 
Clown killer trial delayed again. It's like nobody's taking this seriously
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Wed May 18, 2022
(CBS News)
 
 
 
America has gotten 300% more polite since the year 2000
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
America has gotten 300% more polite since the year 2000
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Tue May 17, 2022
(wtnh.com)
 
 
 
Schunk and Hobby just doesn't roll off the tongue like Smith and Wesson
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(wtnh.com)
 
 
 
Schunk and Hobby just doesn't roll off the tongue like Smith and Wesson
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Can Jayson Tatum, Marcus Smart, and the rest of the Celtics go into Miami and take Game 1 of the Eastern Conference Finals against the Heat? Or will Tyler Herro, Kyle Lowry, and Miami triumph? Tipoff is at 8:30 PM ET on ESPN
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Original Top Gun sequel was done in the 80s. By F-14 crews. "Pop Gun"
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(MLive.com)
 
 
 
The first shot was as accident, but we're not sure about the other eight
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(Cleveland 19)
 
 
 
Rajon Rondo brought a gun to a domestic dispute
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
"I've done 15 of these. Democrats say guns. Republicans say mental health. In the end? Nothing gets done"
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Mon May 16, 2022
(Riverfront Times)
 
 
 
Nothing says today's GOP like a candidate wrapping his Escalade with a photo of him committing a crime
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(NBC Sports)
 
 
 
Monday night futbol in the Premier League: Arsenal travel to St. James' to take on Newcastle. Can the Gunners get back into the top four or will the Magpies stop their own two loss streak? On USA at 3:00 pm ET
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(Medical Xpress)
 
 
 
Meatheads, small peeners confirmed
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Famed internet political commentator has some news for the people on both sides of the gun control issue...and it ain't good news
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Gunfire, car crash reported on Alcatraz. Michael Bay unavailable for comment
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Sun May 15, 2022
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Nothing says "simple man of the people" or "rugged outdoorsman" more than posing in clearly brand new hunting gear with a shotgun that is both almost bigger than you are, and costs more than the average person's car
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Sat May 14, 2022
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Filming has apparently begun on the sequel to the Great Escape
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(ABC 27)
 
 
 
Police catch Catich. Not a repeat from 2021 when they had to catch Catich after he escaped from a police car and was found five counties away still handcuffed. But what happened to the disappearing handgun?
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Fri May 13, 2022
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Calling 911 because your grandma is having a mental health episode? You better believe cops are putting 2 bullets in her
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Calling 911 because your grandma is having a mental health episode? You better believe cops are putting 2 bullets in her
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(Axios)
 
 
 
Don't worry, the owners can still stay comfortably stupid
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(Axios)
 
 
 
Don't worry, the owners can still stay comfortably stupid
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Thu May 12, 2022
(Metacritic)
 
 
 
The reviews for Top Gun: Maverick are in and if you thought it was going to be bad, your ego is writing checks your body can't cash
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(NBC Sports)
 
 
 
Premier League Match of the Week, maybe of the Season: the North London Derby. Arsenal won the first round, can Spurs get revenge and close to one point behind the Gunners? An Arsenal win would secure CL play next season. At 2:45 pm ET on USA
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Las Vegas is struggling with rising violence in schools. Have they considered more guns? Maybe arming teachers and custodians? Autocannons in the hallways?
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(Variety)
 
 
 
Why Kelly McGillis wasn't asked to return for the Top Gun sequel. "I'm old, and I'm fat, and I look age-appropriate for what my age is"
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Wed May 11, 2022
(NHL)
 
 
 
Only three games tonight, the culling has begun. Potential elimination NYR/PIT kicks off at 7pm ET. The two best of three series games are at 7:30 & 9:30. Short headline submission because I need to get to bed after the OT game out west
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(TMZ)
 
 
 
Andy's gonna Dick. "They (the police) also asked to collect the male victim's pants as evidence"
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Sounds like Tom Cruise was not a nice guy to work with during 'Top Gun: Maverick'
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Tue May 10, 2022
(KOIN Portland)
 
 
 
Good guy without gun helpless as thieves steal trailer full of guns
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
$195 million winning bid set for Andy Warhol "Marilyn" portrait, made as part of his commentary on the crass mass-production and hollow values of capitalism
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Mon May 09, 2022
(CNN)
 
 
 
Retired general breaks down what it will take for Ukraine to drive Russia out of the country. Long story short: More troops with bigger guns
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Sun May 08, 2022
(Politico)
 
 
 
You know how gun sales spike after every mass shooting, as people try to hoard guns in case the tragedy leads to new restrictions? It's like that, but with abortion pills
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(NBC Sports)
 
 
 
Premier League Sunday has a trio at 9:00 am ET with top four and relegation status on the line: Gunners- Leeds, Leicester- Everton, and Norwich- West Ham. MoTD at 11:30 Man Citeh need a win over Newcastle to get back in pole position. On USA/Peacock
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
If elected, Ohio congressional candidate vows to storm an empty warehouse with a toy gun and kick all the hollow doors in, thus restoring mah freedumbs
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Fri May 06, 2022
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Old and busted: seniors fighting with canes. New hotness: seniors riding golf carts shooting at each other
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Thu May 05, 2022
(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
The first rule of False Name Club is: Don't tell the cops you're "Tyler Durden"
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(Fox9 Minneapolis)
 
 
 
Man survives after being shot 15 times in Minneapolis. You'd think after the fourth or fifth time he'd stop going to Minneapolis
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(Fox9 Minneapolis)
 
 
 
Man survives after being shot 15 times in Minneapolis. You'd think after the fourth or fifth time he'd stop going to Minneapolis
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(Cleveland 19)
 
 
 
Cleveland firefighter fatally shoots roommate, calls 911 "We fark around. It's kind of our thing." And they find out
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(Cleveland 19)
 
 
 
Cleveland firefighter fatally shoots roommate, calls 911 "We fark around. It's kind of our thing." And they find out
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Wed May 04, 2022
(NPR)
 
 
 
NASA is planning on bringing rocks from Mars back to Earth, but what if there are little Martians living on those rocks? Could they form a little army with little ray guns and conquer a tiny little empire? We need top men on this. TOP men
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Tue May 03, 2022
(WPXI.com)
 
 
 
Let's see here. We got your menacing, your waving a loaded shotgun around at folks, trespassing, impersonating an FBI agent, vandalism, oh, and defecating in a police car. That'll get you on Fark on a Tuesday
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Eric Adams: "Let's have more police working the streets." Also Eric Adams: "No more gun violence"
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(CTV News)
 
 
 
Drone carrying guns found stuck in tree near border. What an age we live in
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Mon May 02, 2022
(WAFF Huntsville)
 
 
 
Life imitates art, but not in a funny way. Raising Arizona edition
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(WAFF Huntsville)
 
 
 
Life imitates art, but not in a funny way. Raising Arizona edition
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Sun May 01, 2022
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Old man with old gun in old sod triggers raid by Irish police
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(IMSA)
 
 
 
Let's do Laguna. Taylor on the pole, the corkscrew hungers live at 3:15pm ET on NBC
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Sat April 30, 2022
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Join our old pal Zipp Gunn, punk guitarist and record collector extraordinaire, as he improvs about old singles in his record collection. 45s in :45
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Fri April 29, 2022
(WWE)
 
 
 
It's Figure Four Friday: First on Smackdown, Drew gets Sami where he can't run away, in a steel cage. Then on Rampage: Keith Lee yeets Colton Gunn, Joe vs Trent and HOOK faces off with Danhausen. It all starts at 8 PM ET on Fox, then 10 PM on TNT
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(WREG Memphis)
 
 
 
Shooting blamed on gun laws
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(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
Texas man claims he had a religious conversion and gave himself to Jesus after killing girlfriend while seeing demons. Surprisingly it doesn't save him from 30 years in prison
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Thu April 28, 2022
(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
Top Gun: Maverick finally premieres to rave reviews. Armond White, Vlad Putin reactions not yet available
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Remember, when engaging in hero worship and having influencer aspirations, brandishing guns and beatings are part of the sausage
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Wed April 27, 2022
(Cageside Seats)
 
 
 
Will Dax Harwood or Cash Wheeler advance to the Owen Hart Cup tournament? Can Scorpio Sky regain the TNT title from a perverted Spanish God? Who will win a Philly Street Fight: Serena or Shiba? AEW Dynamite starts @ 8pm EDT on TBS, the SuperStation
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
... then maybe stop driving without a license, trading insider-ly, and bringing loaded guns on planes? Just spitballing here
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Tue April 26, 2022
(WSOCTV)
 
 
 
Madison Cawthorn tries to go through airport security with a loaded pistol. Not a repeat from last year
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(WSOCTV)
 
 
 
Madison Cawthorn tries to go through airport security with a loaded pistol. Not a repeat from last year
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(WTAE)
 
 
 
Having already historically established the pattern of violently defending their land, Texas man pulls a gun from his bathrobe, shoots his neighbor over a parking space, and somehow only gets his last name in TFA
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(WTAE)
 
 
 
Having already historically established the pattern of violently defending their land, Texas man pulls a gun from his bathrobe, shoots his neighbor over a parking space, and somehow only gets his last name in TFA
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Mon April 25, 2022
(Pitchfork)
 
 
 
The 20 best punk movies until Machine Gun Kelly stars in "The Green Day Story"
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(KIVI Boise)
 
 
 
Pet squirrel "goes nuts" on burglar
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(Consequence)
 
 
 
Mick Jagger thinks Yungblud and Machine Gun Kelly are the future of rock'n'roll
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Sun April 24, 2022
(WKRG Mobile)
 
 
 
Sheriff Bob Johnson: "If somebody's breaking into your house, you're more than welcome to shoot them ... We have a gun safety class we put on every other Saturday [so] you'll shoot a lot better, and hopefully, you'll save taxpayers money"
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(WDW News Today)
 
 
 
Hey, guy with gun hanging around your neck, ingesting "chalky white substance," what are you gonna do now?
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(WDW News Today)
 
 
 
Hey, guy with gun hanging around your neck, ingesting "chalky white substance," what are you gonna do now?
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Sat April 23, 2022
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Ding dong ditch gets teen click boom blasted with shotgun
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Fri April 22, 2022
(CNN)
 
 
 
Biden brings in the big guns to help Ukraine
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Kids are more triggered than ever
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(WUSA9)
 
 
 
Look, I know having to slow down for construction work is annoying, but don't pull out a gun and shoot the construction worker who's waving a flag, especially if you're pedaling by on a bike
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Patrons are kindly reminded that the performers in the haunted house are supposed to be scary and ask not to shoot them
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(ABL13 Houston)
 
 
 
Joyful Forest Drive seemingly misnamed
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(Eyeball Killer)
 
 
 
Parents mourn daughter shot by her boyfriend but dad reaffirms his allegiance to guns, and HOLY SHIAT what is that on the end table?
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(Eyeball Killer)
 
 
 
Parents mourn daughter shot by her boyfriend but dad reaffirms his allegiance to guns, and HOLY SHIAT what is that on the end table?
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Thu April 21, 2022
(WJCL Savannah)
 
 
 
Good guy with a gun accidentally shoots dumb guy with his own gun
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
"Top Gunski"
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(Charleston Post and Courier)
 
 
 
Zombie apocalypse averted in South Carolina
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Wed April 20, 2022
(Fox9 Minneapolis)
 
 
 
Lonely Island Boys where you at?
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
'Rust' production crew fined approximately 12 seconds' worth of Alec Baldwin's annual income for its role in the death of a cinematographer. Fail tag runs off Followup with a potentially loaded gun
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(NBC Sports)
 
 
 
Premier League MoTD a London Derby as Arsenal travels over to Chelsea. Can the Gunners rise up to the occasion? Everton look to get any points from Leicester, Newcastle - Palace in a 6 pointer, and Citeh host Brighton. 2:45 pm ET on USA/Peacock
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(El Pais)
 
 
 
Central Bank of Russia: "the real economic crisis hasn't even yet begun. Buckle up everybody". Putin: "We had a slight economic malfunction, but everything's perfectly all right now. We're fine. We're all fine here"
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(8 News Now)
 
 
 
Shooting suspect's rosary leads police to nail a man named Jesus. He is Imprisoned
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(Fox9 Minneapolis)
 
 
 
These Harry Potter spinoffs are really getting out of hand
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Tue April 19, 2022
(CNN)
 
 
 
Day 55 of WW3: The Battle for Donbas has begun as Russia attacks all along the front from Kharkiv to Mariupol, Putin honors units suspected of atrocities, and Greece starts seizing Russian tankers. It's your Tuesday Ukraine War thread
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Mon April 18, 2022
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Yes. Yes it could
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Russia to last defenders of Mariupol: Give up your guns by noon today or die. Ukrainian defenders: molṑn labé
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
The first trailer for Thor: Love, Thunder, Guns n Roses has arrived. Should have called it Asguardians of the Galaxy
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Don't worry. In 3 days they'll be back
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Sun April 17, 2022
(MassLive)
 
 
 
And the Lord spake saying "Takest thou money and buy many handguns, and thou shalt takest those guns and sellest for a profit. Then thy foe, who, being naughty in my sight, shall snuff it"
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Sat April 16, 2022
(Seven Days)
 
 
 
"I need these guns and bomb making instructions in case ANTIFA super soldiers come for me" says the guy with "an interest in Nazi history"
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(NBC Sports)
 
 
 
Premier League is coming down to the wire, not many matches left to make a move. At 7:30 am ET Spurs versus Brighton. At 10:00 Saints host Gunners, Man. United have Norwich, and Watford face Brentford
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Fri April 15, 2022
(KIRO-7 Seattle)
 
 
 
Police, ATF recover rocket launcher from man's Seattle home. They better ship that thing to Ukraine ASAP
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
A) Can I afford to quit now? B) Will be my new boss be as spineless, incompetent, and worthless? C) Is the new commute easier? D) How much spoiled, rancid fish should I nuke in the break room before striding out, fingerguns a-blazing?
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(CNN)
 
 
 
CNN discusses "What the Meadows texts reveal about how two Trump congressional allies lobbied the White House to overturn the election.". Fark (likely) discusses that there will be no consequences for them. Because nuthin' gunna happen 😁
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Wait wait wait. Being pro-life now includes "tightening gun control and protecting the rights of immigrants" and believing that "abortions should never be outlawed" though there should be fewer of them? Who knew? Does Fark know about this?
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(WMUR New Hampshire)
 
 
 
NH man tells Boston TSA he's shocked that a handgun was in his carry-on bag. Also shocked about the 2 extra magazines
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(WMUR New Hampshire)
 
 
 
NH man tells Boston TSA he's shocked that a handgun was in his carry-on bag. Also shocked about the 2 extra magazines
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(WCHS Charleston)
 
 
 
Another "Batman" movie, another theatre shooting.... Fark; drunk guy, dropped his gun near "Uncharted"
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Thu April 14, 2022
(WCCB Charlotte)
 
 
 
Parents, please keep guns away from DaBaby
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(I Heart Radio)
 
 
 
Machine Gun Kelly and Megan Fox are giving the "we just fought in the car before we got here" vibes on the red carpet when she dodges his kiss
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(KNBC 4 Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Mall shoe store co-owner stands his ground against shoplifters. Hits 9-year-old girl waiting for an Easter Bunny photo shoot instead. Good guy with a gun flees his grounds for Nevada
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Wed April 13, 2022
(AlterNet)
 
 
 
Donald Trump Jr. poses with gun in photo-op, involuntarily creates "find-all-the- mistakes-in-this-picture" puzzle. Go ahead, give it a shot and answer in the thread. Bonus points if you can spot any cocaine
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Tue April 12, 2022
(Independent)
 
 
 
Wanted: Frank R. James, suspect in NYC subway attack
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(Independent)
 
 
 
Wanted: Frank R. James, suspect in NYC subway attack
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Mon April 11, 2022
(WSBTV)
 
 
 
"Community left with few answers after family killed in gun range" - so much worse than when Abed lost Troy
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
John Hinckley Jr. books concert in New York City. No word if Guns N Roses, LA Guns, Machine Gun Kelly or Slayer will be on bill
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
It took over a year for Team Status Quo to come up with a rule that guns need to have serial numbers
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(CNN)
 
 
 
At least he left his gun at home
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Sun April 10, 2022
(Engadget)
 
 
 
Autonomous Cruise vehicle leaves police confused, while critics have yet to weigh in on Top Gun 2 themselves
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(Patch)
 
 
 
TikTok challenge pro tip. If you hurt yourself, everyone laughs at what an idiot you are. If you hurt strangers, everyone laughs at what an idiot you are as you're being arrested
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(Patch)
 
 
 
TikTok challenge pro tip. If you hurt yourself, everyone laughs at what an idiot you are. If you hurt strangers, everyone laughs at what an idiot you are as you're being arrested
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Sat April 09, 2022
(CNN)
 
 
 
Robbery at Georgia shooting range. 3 dead, at least 40 guns stolen. If only there had been a good guy with a gun present
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
Oops sorry, I forgot I had this two pound loaded handgun in my pocket. We good? TSA: Sure, no prob. Let's just check that
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
Oops sorry, I forgot I had this two pound loaded handgun in my pocket. We good? TSA: Sure, no prob. Let's just check that
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Fri April 08, 2022
(We Are Central PA)
 
 
 
Man flees police, throws toilet from roof of apartment building at them, but they weren't taking crap from anyone that day
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(Ocala Star-Banner)
 
 
 
Boy, 16, was fatally shot when he and a friend tested a bulletproof vest. Florida tag and Stupid tag fighting it out for supremacy
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(Ocala Star-Banner)
 
 
 
Boy, 16, was fatally shot when he and a friend tested a bulletproof vest. Florida tag and Stupid tag fighting it out for supremacy
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Thu April 07, 2022
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Farc members now growing coffee and brewing beer. Pizza conflict still unresolved
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(MLive.com)
 
 
 
Man claims to have "accidentally" shot his wife, who was found with 6 gunshot and 2 stab wounds. Must have been some accident
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Guns don't kill people, they massage them
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Wed April 06, 2022
(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
James Gunn says Guardians Of The Galaxy Vol. 3 has already broken a prosthetics record. Marky Mark says it's still real to him
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Tue April 05, 2022
(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
Whether 'tis nobler in the mind to suffer the slings and arrows of outrageous fortune, or violate Megan Thee Stallion's restraining order; and by opposing bail, post $350,000, cash or bond?
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Mon April 04, 2022
(Big Think)
 
 
 
Say hello to the first directly imaged "embedded protoplanet," which teaches us that not all Jupiter-sized worlds were made the way Jupiter was
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(NBC Sports)
 
 
 
Monday Premier League has another London Derby, Arsenal travel south to Crystal Palace. Gunners look to jump back up to 4th while Palace are unbeaten in their last four PL matches. At 3:00 pm ET on USA
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Sun April 03, 2022
(Dallas News)
 
 
 
America's mass shooting season is in full swing and looking to catch up for lost pandemic time
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Sat April 02, 2022
(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
Will the Oscars slap and Jada be mocked by Chris Redd and this week's host? Will Weekend Update prove once again to be the best satire around? Will Pete Davidson emerge from hiding? Jerrod Carmichael hosts, Gunna raps. SNL, 11:30PM ET on NBC
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Fri April 01, 2022
(Twitter)
 
 
 
In my best Jim Carey voice: This gun is smokin'
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Once again, if you have drugs, guns and cash all simultaneously, resist the urge to post pictures of your loot onto social media
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
The season's beginning a little late but the Mets' annual crushing of hope has begun right on time
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Thu March 31, 2022
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Bruce Willis' colleagues noticed that he had problems remembering lines and getting confused for years, once firing a gun on a miscue
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(MSN)
 
 
 
2A Lawyer warns that your machine gun might be illegal under Federal Law
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Tue March 29, 2022
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Remember how Top Gun 2 was supposed to come out two years ago? It's actually happening next month and the final trailer is here. DANGER ZONE
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(I Heart Radio)
 
 
 
Machine Gun Kelly puts the Sham-Wow to shame in new video promoting his latest product
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Police officer checks his surroundings to make sure no one will see him having sex while on duty. Except he forgets to look up
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
Law enforcement officials would like everyone to have a gun except for these 75 individuals in particular
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(GamesRadar)
 
 
 
Ever hear about how a car's value drops by half once it leaves the car lot? Apparently that gave Randy Pitchford an idea
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(GamesRadar)
 
 
 
Ever hear about how a car's value drops by half once it leaves the car lot? Apparently that gave Randy Pitchford an idea
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Mon March 28, 2022
(AL.com)
 
 
 
Political cartoonist: need to draw Mo Brooks and a smoking gun, what's the most bizarre thing I can think of?
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Sun March 27, 2022
(MSN)
 
Weeners
 
Real Texans have guns. Real Texans have balls. Oooops
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Sat March 26, 2022
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Just like Matt Dillon gunning down a desperado in the opening credits each and every week, Marshall Einstein has been gunning down someone who doubts general relativity every week. Which of the new hotshots will be the first to take Albert down?
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(WCJB Gainesville)
 
 
 
911 caller: Help This guy's gonna shoot himself Cops: Not on our watch. That's our farking job
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(WCJB Gainesville)
 
 
 
911 caller: Help This guy's gonna shoot himself Cops: Not on our watch. That's our farking job
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Thu March 24, 2022
(WCVB Boston)
 
 
 
Rehabilitated? I don't know what that means / You in your suit and I in my jeans / What do you want to know? / I'll say anything if you'll let me go
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(WPXI.com)
 
 
 
At this point, we should just send every loaded firearm TSA collects at Greater Pittsburgh Airport to Ukraine. War would be over in a week
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Wed March 23, 2022
(TMZ)
 
 
 
Man pulls gun after trying to pick a fight with Mike Tyson at a comedy show. Everyone has a plan, until they get shot in the mouth
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(TMZ)
 
 
 
Man pulls gun after trying to pick a fight with Mike Tyson at a comedy show. Everyone has a plan, until they get shot in the mouth
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
You don't bring a knife to a gunfight. You also don't bring a tiger to an airshow
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Tue March 22, 2022
(Vice)
 
 
 
Spring Breakers in Miami party* so hard the city starts a curfew. *: do gun violence
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(Larry Brown Sports)
 
 
 
Tennessee pitcher Ben Joyce closed out a win over South Carolina by hitting 102MPH, 103MPH, 104MPH, and 102MPH on the radar gun (and mixed in a 91MPH changeup)
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(Newschannel 9)
 
 
 
Folks, quit watching "Red Dawn" it's not going to happen here
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Mon March 21, 2022
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
You told me you were drowning, I did go lend a hand, saw your face below the waves & I hauled your dumb ass to dry land. I was there & saw what you did, saw it with my own 2 eyes, & I'll wipe off that grin, when I do you in, my gun is a big surprise
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(Stars and Stripes)
 
 
 
No gun and no helmet is no way to go through war, son
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(Twitter)
 
Hero
 
Ukraine, where they bring nothing to a gunfight and still win
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Sun March 20, 2022
(EuroNews)
 
 
 
Gunter Uwents told investigators that he killed his former teacher because she had humiliated him when he was seven. Fark: He's 37 now
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(WHNT Huntsville)
 
 
 
Store owner holds robber at gunpoint, cops arrive, punch owner in the face. Guess the store owner's race
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(Pittsburgh Tribune-Review)
 
 
 
Money for nothin', snacks for free
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Sat March 19, 2022
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Ten injured in shooting at Arkansas car show after someone called shotgun
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(KRON 4)
 
 
 
Woman charged with assault after shooting her neighbor ... with a water gun
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
New York Post reports on shooting, seems oddly fixated on the victim's wristwatch
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Fri March 18, 2022
(Local10 WPLG)
 
 
 
Someone brought mayonnaise to a gun fight
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(Local10 WPLG)
 
 
 
Someone brought mayonnaise to a gun fight
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Old and busted: Tide Pods challenge. New and more dangerous: The 'Orbeez Challenge', where kids put little marble-sized gel toys called Orbeez inside airsoft guns and shoot each other with them
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(CNN)
 
 
 
If you are going to attempt to rob a sushi restaurant at gunpoint, you may want to check the reservations list and verify that there are no MMA fighters inside enjoying a spider roll
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Thu March 17, 2022
(Axios)
 
 
 
It's like owning a gun. You pretend you're safe while no one around you actually is
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(UPI)
 
 
 
I have no idea what you're talking about, so here's a flock of escaped chickens riding shotgun to a Dunkin' Donuts drive-through for some donut crumbs and coffee
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Tue March 15, 2022
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Herschel Walker skeptical of evolution: "Why are there still apes? Think about it." Exactly how fast do you think evolution is supposed to occur, Hersch? Can you be a former idiot by tomorrow?
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(I Heart Radio)
 
 
 
A man in Texas reported a naked woman approaching his back door minutes before she broke in, stole his shotgun, and sliced herself with a sword, in what is possibly guerilla PR for a new woke Highlander movie
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(WFLA Tampa Bay)
 
 
 
Some Florida neighborhood residents are acting weird about USDA's plan to shotgun blast vultures out of the sky
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Mon March 14, 2022
(CBC)
 
Hero
 
Canadian town gives up part of its hockey facility to take donations for Ukraine. A Canadian town giving up part of a hockey facility is like a US town giving up its gun ranges
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Arizona Republican says only guns keep America from being Australia. Well, damn We could be Australia? And all we have to do is get rid of guns? Well, melt those motherfarkers down I love Australia. Tag is for Kari Lake
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Two barrels, four tactical lights, a Predator-style laser array, and a bayonet: It's the ultimate home defense shotgun
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Sun March 13, 2022
(CNN)
 
 
 
Rust Armorer: Alec Baldwin did everything wrong. And I wasn't in the church when it happened. In fact, what is a "motion picture" anyways?
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Rust Armorer: Alec Baldwin did everything wrong. And I wasn't in the church when it happened. In fact, what is a "motion picture" anyways?
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Thu March 10, 2022
(Cracked)
 
 
 
That time NATO got involved in a Nicolas Cage movie because the director bought a bunch of real tanks
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(Cracked)
 
 
 
That time NATO got involved in a Nicolas Cage movie because the director bought a bunch of real tanks
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Philly police say the 12-year-old boy they shot in the back did not have a gun after all, but they're sure they can smear his character anyway
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Wed March 09, 2022
(Omaha World Herald)
 
 
 
Wahoo police chief forgot to shut off his body cam while making wahoo
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Tue March 08, 2022
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Vladimir Putin has begun doing what The West could not do --- demolishing the far right
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(NBC Washington)
 
 
 
So you fell in love with a house, but it's $400,000 outside your price range. Do you: A) Reduce the price filter on your search? B) Get another job to raise money? C) Murder your mom and sister, stage it as a murder/suicide, and raid bank accounts?
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Idiot congress critter compares guns to nukes in a tweet. Before you click link try to guess which Idiot and the reactions
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(ABC 17 Columbia)
 
 
 
Second Rule of Fight Club: Don't ask your mom for a ride
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(KIRO-7 Seattle)
 
 
 
They chose wisely
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Mon March 07, 2022
(Daily Dot)
 
 
 
Machine Gun Kelly wants you to think he plays guitar
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Police refuse to confirm that a serial sniper has been targeting New Orleans highways for the last 3 years, despite finding 60 possibly-related unsolved shootings of travelers since 2020
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(KIRO-7 Seattle)
 
 
 
$35,654 cash, 5,100 oxycodone pills, 3 pounds of methamphetamine, 1½ pounds of black tar heroin, a quarter pound of cocaine and a handgun found on man during arrest. Shoot, a feller could have a pretty good time passed out in a car with all that stuff
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(KIRO-7 Seattle)
 
 
 
$35,654 cash, 5,100 oxycodone pills, 3 pounds of methamphetamine, 1½ pounds of black tar heroin, a quarter pound of cocaine and a handgun found on man during arrest. Shoot, a feller could have a pretty good time passed out in a car with all that stuff
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Sat March 05, 2022
(Comic Book)
 
 
 
Leap into Top Gun
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Begun, the BARR WARS have
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Fri March 04, 2022
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Teen testifies in court against the father who threatened to kill him if he ratted to the FBI. Jeez, can't a guy plan to kidnap the Speaker of the House without his kid running to the cops?
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Thu March 03, 2022
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Microbe nanomachine or speargun molecular injection system? Why not both
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(PennLive)
 
 
 
Begun, the Cone Wars have
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Wed March 02, 2022
(NBC 2 Fort Myers)
 
 
 
When silly string is outlawed, only outlaws will have silly string. Guns-for-tots still okay in Florida
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(Fox 26 Houston)
 
 
 
Houston woman's car trapped in ditch when several Good Samaritans came to her aid, except for Memphis rapper Snootie Wild, who she said pointed a gun at her. Then things get weird
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Tue March 01, 2022
(WWE)
 
 
 
Tonight on NXT 2.0: Bron & Ciampa take on a pair of Dirty Dawgz, Dunne challenges Hayes for the N.A. title. Solo faces Gunther, Harland tries to silence Draco & will Von Wagner have A TEACHABLE MOMENT? Find out starting at 8 PM ET on USA
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(Kansas City)
 
 
 
Drunken late night arguments, security breaking up fights, tough talking while showing that you are carrying a gun, a Florida bar on a Friday night? No my friend this is the Missouri Senate floor
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Steven Seagal on Russia & Ukraine: "I look at both as one family and really believe it is an outside entity spending huge sums of money on propaganda to provoke the two countries to be at odds with each other"
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Booze, guns, and fist fights might be acceptable for a good Friday night, but Sirs, this is the Missouri House floor
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Mon February 28, 2022
(The Virginian-Pilot)
 
 
 
Love hurts? One of Virginia's LOVE sculpture artists was arrested on murder charges
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(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
Today's Fark gun thread: Know your Ukrainian weapons. Because knowing is half the battle. The other half is a group of determined patriots with Molotov Cocktails and massive balls
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(AL.com)
 
 
 
Don't tread plates? Check. Let's go Brandon? Check. Gun shop owner and pickup truck driver? Check. I'll tell you what you got there; you got an asshole
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Two men get shot, arrested over fighting for a gun at the post-covid reopening of a bar. Degree of difficulty: not the US
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Thu February 24, 2022
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Remember the colony drop from Mobile Suit Gundam? No reason, just came to mind
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(CBR)
 
 
 
James Gunn doesn't understand why fans are shipping characters that he put in bed together
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(CBR)
 
Hero
 
How the Peacemaker audience went from "Fark off" to "Thank you"
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(The Sun (Ireland))
 
 
 
Chilling footage shows swarm of Russian helicopter gunships going all Apocalypse Now by blitzing Ukraine airport near Kyiv
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Wed February 23, 2022
(YouTube)
 
 
 
The Hype: "This iPhone is BULLETPROOF." The Reality: It's an iPhone with a titanium plate glued to the back. The Stupid: It covers the camera. The Stupid II: It stops only a few small-caliber handgun bullets. The Fark: $8000 price tag
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(ABC7 San Francisco)
 
 
 
"Full-scale ghost gun factory" found in San Jose. Zoinks
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Tue February 22, 2022
(The Hill)
 
 
 
"Siri, here are my list of demands"
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(ABC7Amarillo)
 
 
 
Texas man killed in Oklahoma Panhandle shooting. For those of you not up on your current slang, an Oklahoma Panhandle is like a Dutch Rudder but with more gunfire
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(14 News Evansville)
 
 
 
Man robs house wearing gorilla mask. Dr. Zaius wanted as material witness
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(14 News Evansville)
 
 
 
Man robs house wearing gorilla mask. Dr. Zaius wanted as material witness
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Begun, the Meme War has
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Guns-Jesus-Babies lady endorsed and retweeted an obvious (to everyone else) parody by comedian Blaire Erskine
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
Father of the year 2022
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(Nola.com)
 
 
 
If your meal was that bad, you could have just asked for a refund instead of robbing them at gunpoint
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Mon February 21, 2022
(Irish Independent)
 
 
 
Ukrainian mum Alisa hopes she'll never have to use her gun skills, does not want her family name used in the article but is fine with huge photo where she displays her guns
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(Science Alert)
 
 
 
Wasn't this a significant plot point of Gundam?
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Sat February 19, 2022
(Fox News)
 
 
 
One of theirs brings a textbook, you bring a gun. That's the parent-teacher conference way
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
One of theirs brings a textbook, you bring a gun. That's the parent-teacher conference way
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Florida man blocks interstate with car, leaps on the first car that stops, fires his gun into the road, tries to steal a semi but can't get it out of park, is arrested. Florida man
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Fri February 18, 2022
(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
Triggering gun "experts" everywhere, turns out Baldwin may have been telling the truth about the revolver
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(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
Triggering gun "experts" everywhere, turns out Baldwin may have been telling the truth about the revolver
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(KSTP St. Paul)
 
 
 
Body Cam footage of cop getting ready to kill a black woman for the crime of having a concealed carry permit. Not a gun, just the permit
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(WTAE)
 
 
 
"Instead of an office chair, package contained sawed off Remington VERSA MAX Sportsman Semi-Auto Shotgun, with pistol grip. ..... Would not buy again"
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Hey, remember Kim Potter? Yeah, I know it's hard to keep track of all the cops who've murdered Black people lately but she's the one who said she couldn't tell a handgun from a taser? Anyway, she's being sentenced today
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
"Jesus Guns Babies" ...Nirvana's lost album, or worst campaign slogan?
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Thu February 17, 2022
(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
Merrick Garland challenges Missouri gun law in federal court. Defendant: Missouri Gov. Mike Parsons
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Wed February 16, 2022
(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
While everyone's attention is drawn to Ukraine, the sharks have begun a new campaign to kill us all
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Good Guy With A Gun™ shoots at robber, kills 9-year-old girl instead
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(WSAV Savanna)
 
 
 
Despite a large drop in air travel, TSA agents have seized a record number of guns at security checkpoints. But rest assured, only 86% of them were loaded. Some non-freedom loving people have a problem with this and are calling for large fines
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(WSAV Savanna)
 
 
 
Despite a large drop in air travel, TSA agents have seized a record number of guns at security checkpoints. But rest assured, only 86% of them were loaded. Some non-freedom loving people have a problem with this and are calling for large fines
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Tue February 15, 2022
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Rust lawsuit determines Baldwin has the most insurance money
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(AZ Mirror)
 
 
 
State Rep. John Kavanagh, R-Fountain Hills, AZ would report any parents who opts-out of mandatory firearm safety training for middle school children to CPS
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(Denver Channel)
 
 
 
Precedent
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(Denver Channel)
 
 
 
Precedent
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(Kotaku)
 
 
 
The Great Wordle Schism has begun. Soon we can begin the no true Wordle debates
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(New Jersey 101.5)
 
 
 
If you are thinking about heading to Bahrs Landing restaurant to charge up your electric vehicle like Meadow Soprano
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Mon February 14, 2022
(MSN)
 
 
 
Well, son of a gun. I finally agree with former President Donald J Trump on something
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Granny's got a gun
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(KING 5 News)
 
 
 
No, 21-gun salutes have not been banned from military funerals. Anal sex does mean the baby will be a boy. An orgasm is not a type of tomato. Pigeons cannot be turned into tiny rashers of bacon
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(WLKY Louisville)
 
 
 
Shots fired at Democratic mayoral candidate in Louisville KY. Candidate unharmed, gunman in custody
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(Screen Rant)
 
 
 
Peacock points a dehydration gun at you and demands you hand over your wallet, a megamind tv show is in the works
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(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
Truckload of more than 2000 guns stolen in Ontario
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Sun February 13, 2022
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
CTWB: Changing tire while black
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Not news: alt-right podcaster arrested for having fully automatic machine guns, silencers. Fark: guy goes by the name "GlockDoctor1488"
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Sat February 12, 2022
(The Philadelphia Inquirer)
 
 
 
For Sale: Fresh eggs, shoo-fly pies, handmade quilts, firearms
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Fri February 11, 2022
(WWE)
 
 
 
Tonight on Figure Four Friday: Naomi faces Charlotte for the SD Women's title, Aliyah goes for 4-0 vs Nattie. Then on Rampage: Jurassic Express defend their titles vs Gunn Club, Hook faces Blake Li. It all starts at 8 PM ET on Fox, then 10 PM on TNT
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Thu February 10, 2022
(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Man fatally crushed by robot arm. IT HAS BEGUN
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(NBC Sports)
 
 
 
Midweek EPL wraps up with Liverpool hosting Leicester, and Arsenal traveling to Wolves. Liverpool need to keep pace with top of the table Citeh, while both Gunners and Wolves eye a top four finish. 2:45pm ET on Peacock/USA
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Conservatives would never register guns, but they are considering registering pregnant women as they salivate over the end of Roe
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(Oregon Live)
 
 
 
Oregon man clearly outdoes Florida man. Granted, Josephine County is Oregon's Florida
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(News4Jax)
 
 
 
Florida Manchild throws high chair, promises to return with a gun from his stroller
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(News4Jax)
 
 
 
Florida Manchild throws high chair, promises to return with a gun from his stroller
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Wed February 09, 2022
(Lex 18)
 
 
 
'Unruly' Kentucky man arrested during middle school basketball game. With video goodness and gym evacuation BECAUSE OF COURSE HE WAS CARRYING HIS GUN IN A SCHOOL (turned out to be airsoft)
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(Lex 18)
 
 
 
'Unruly' Kentucky man arrested during middle school basketball game. With video goodness and gym evacuation BECAUSE OF COURSE HE WAS CARRYING HIS GUN IN A SCHOOL (turned out to be airsoft)
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(CBS Miami)
 
 
 
Maybe opening a restaurant inspired by Che Guevara and Fidel Castro in Miami is not such a good idea, but you do you
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(We Are Central PA)
 
 
 
Police pull over car because of tinted windows. Inside of a hidden compartment in the passenger side door was a handgun they discovered was stolen out of Georgia, as well as several oxycodone pills and paraphernalia. The gun is reported to be OK
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Remember the two MAGAt attorneys in St. Louis who waved guns at BLM protestors? The Missouri Supreme Court just indefinitely suspended their law licenses, well, kind of
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(NBC New York)
 
 
 
Whoever shot 49 people in New York City the last two weeks clearly didn't read the new mayor's "Blueprint to End Gun Violence". Also if it's really the same guy, we've got problems
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Tue February 08, 2022
(KLKN-TV Lincoln)
 
 
 
Friend steals truck, returns it. Owner then notices gun missing along with the $13K in precious metals. Yes preciousssss, metals
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Mon February 07, 2022
(CBS Minnesota)
 
 
 
Well, the bar name checks out
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(CBS Minnesota)
 
 
 
Well, the bar name checks out
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(Complex)
 
 
 
While the world was distracted by Ukraine border shenanigans, Machine Gun Kelly & Slipknot frontman's botched collaboration turned feud has entered the b.j. technique stage
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(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
If you use a Dodge Charger to get away from your 3rd murder of a homeless person, you might be a serial killer
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Sun February 06, 2022
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
He broke into the home, drank their beer and ate their food. Then left a $200 tip before taking a bath and a nap. This is the kind of thing that can give home invasions a bad name
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(CBS Miami)
 
 
 
Today on "Guess the state": Argument in supermarket checkout line leads to fatal shooting
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Sat February 05, 2022
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
To appeal to the hipster community, Virginia Tech now offers shootings at hookah lounges
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Fri February 04, 2022
(CNN)
 
 
 
Amir Locke bodycam footage released, drawing condemnation even from Minnesota gun rights group. Prosecutors say criminal charges will be considered
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Thu February 03, 2022
(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
Florida Man files lawsuit after being beaten by police. No word on when the followup beating for the lawsuit is scheduled to occur
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(Kotaku)
 
 
 
Worm Babies: Serious Business
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(Kotaku)