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headlines found matching 'Grocery store'
Mon July 13, 2020
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
What to make for dinner when it's too hot to cook
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(Daily Wire)
 
 
 
Minneapolis: "Hey, we need $500 million to pay for all this riot damage." Trump: "You pay for it--you should have plenty of cash from defunding your police"
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Sun July 12, 2020
(CityNews Toronto)
 
 
 
There are proper ways to clean grocery store shopping baskets. This would not be one of them
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(CityNews Toronto)
 
 
 
There are proper ways to clean grocery store shopping baskets. This would not be one of them
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Fri July 10, 2020
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
They live in bread dough. They die in your oven. No, not the roaches in your pantry. Tag is for that breathy single-celled fungus
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(Grist)
 
 
 
In Mexico City, the coronavirus is bringing back Aztec-era "floating gardens." However, those trying to bring back other Aztec traditions may become disheartened
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Approximately 1 out of every 3 people in Miami, FL has tested positively for a hoax
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(Good News Network)
 
 
 
Arse-hole Walmart worker "cancels" dog's naturalistic spa retreat
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(Good News Network)
 
 
 
Arse-hole Walmart worker "cancels" dog's naturalistic spa retreat
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Thu July 09, 2020
(Food and Wine)
 
 
 
"May we suggest opening with a nice stiff drink or two?"
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(Miracle Whip)
 
 
 
From the "actually used Miracle Whip as salad dressing -- on a bare wedge of iceberg lettuce, no less" department -- share appalling food practices you got to see your grandparents and parents doing when you grew up
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Wed July 08, 2020
(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
A definitive ranking of pasta shapes, from worst to best
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(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
A definitive ranking of pasta shapes, from worst to best
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
I know what you're thinking: "I would love to start my day by watching a video of Cardi B getting her vagina bleached." Well today is your lucky day my friend
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
I know what you're thinking: "I would love to start my day by watching a video of Cardi B getting her vagina bleached." Well today is your lucky day my friend
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Tue July 07, 2020
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Robots may be used to save grocery store salad bars, search for Sarah Connor
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(SoraNews24)
 
 
 
How to cook heart of shark at home.. actually, don't cook it, just eat it raw. "He'd half-expected the heart to be sliced into strips, like when you buy a cut of fish, but nope, the bag simply contained a complete shark heart"
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Mon July 06, 2020
(MLive.com)
 
 
 
Landlord removes siding from one of his buildings, revealing cool murals from the 1950s. Subby's office is on the same block, now I have an excuse to visit for the first time in 3 months
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(The Takeout)
 
 
 
A professional flavorist says why we love the trendy new hard seltzers, and it has nothing to do with self-loathing
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"My husband and his ex-wife divorced after he said he didn't want kids. When he met me, I said I might want a kid; we just welcomed our baby boy. His ex left me a crazy voicemail saying he took her child-bearing years from her. Should I ignore it?"
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Sun July 05, 2020
(Bearing Arms)
 
 
 
Here are the best guns for an alien invasion, because you do not want them to become your new overlords
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Fri July 03, 2020
(Politico)
 
 
 
How to redesign the world for Coronavirus
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Thu July 02, 2020
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Japan's fussy food shoppers, used to shopping daily in person and checking the goods first-hand, finally bow to pandemic reality, use grocery shopping apps to buy what they need
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Wed July 01, 2020
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
America in 2020 comes to you in a ready-made headline: "Fighting Over Masks in Public Is the New American Pastime"
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Remember when the GOP used the term "flip flopper" as a derogatory slur to sink John Kerry's presidential bid? Good times, good times
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Airlines resume full flights, noting that you can't actually social distance on a plane. In other words, every time you get on a plane, you're marinating in one of my farts
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Tue June 30, 2020
(Politico)
 
 
 
Even Fox and Friends is telling Donnie to wear a mask
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(WFAA Fort Worth)
 
 
 
Trader Joe's Tiffany has met her mask-free match: Chicken Chucking Chelsea
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(WFAA Fort Worth)
 
 
 
Trader Joe's Tiffany has met her mask-free match: Chicken Chucking Chelsea
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Sat June 27, 2020
(Eater)
 
 
 
Top 20 thin crust pizza joints in Chicago. Wait, what?
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Fri June 26, 2020
(MSN)
 
 
 
Louisiana's front-line workers may soon see $250 'hazard pay,' perhaps a crust or two of brown bread strewn from on high
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
"Focusing on core SKUs" is manufacturer-speak for "Yes, we are killing your favorite flavors and blaming the virus"
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(PennLive)
 
 
 
Walk on the railroad bridge, end up on Fark
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Wed June 24, 2020
(Delish.com)
 
 
 
Food Network star Alex Guarnaschelli gets engaged. No doubt sandwiches at reception will be amazing
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(MSN)
 
 
 
So, what's up with all the douchebros who won't wear masks?
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Tue June 23, 2020
(NBC News)
 
 
 
The more America opens up the younger the Covid19 patients become
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(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarizona where the plague comes scything down the aged
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Fri June 19, 2020
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Begun, the mask war has
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Thu June 18, 2020
(Twitter)
 
 
 
NBA players get fancy rings that can detect COVID symptoms early. You get a dirty mask to wear while getting yelled at by people in the grocery store
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Kroger's coffers are even fuller than its shelves
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
"My brother is having 150 people at his wedding reception next week, pandemic be damned. Bad idea or worst idea?"
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Wed June 17, 2020
(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
How far will it go on one charge?
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Fri June 12, 2020
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Tennessee House of Representatives votes to keep historical bust of Ku Klux Klan leader on display in State Capitol, arguing it's been there since 1978
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Tue June 09, 2020
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Think your grocery store's beginning to get back to normal? The 60 current viral outbreaks at US food plants may have something to say about that
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(UPI)
 
 
 
I'll see your ring dropped in a Amazon box and raise it with a ring lost in a bag of green beans
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(MSN)
 
 
 
To the left, the MSN list of the best independent grocery store in each state. To the right, well stated opinions on why MSN is so very, very wrong
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Sun June 07, 2020
(Fark)
 
 
 
Went to Walmart today. I started to go inside and hardly anyone was wearing a mask so I left. Most other stores around here still require a mask. How are things where you are? Dumbass tag is for Walmart shoppers
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Wed June 03, 2020
(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
Detroit Popcorn Co. Owner takes back post. Former Owner takes back Detroit Popcorn Co
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Mon June 01, 2020
(CBS Minnesota)
 
 
 
After their Minnesota grocery store burned down, neighbors asked the public to help provide 80 bags of food for neighborhood students. The public responded with 25,000 bags of food
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(CBS Minnesota)
 
 
 
After their Minnesota grocery store burned down, neighbors asked the public to help provide 80 bags of food for neighborhood students. The public responded with 25,000 bags of food
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(Slate)
 
 
 
The "SCOTUS' late-night order in South Bay United Pentecostal Church v. Newsom divided the justices into two camps: those who acknowledge reality, and those who ignore it to score ideological points"
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(Slate)
 
 
 
The "SCOTUS' late-night order in South Bay United Pentecostal Church v. Newsom divided the justices into two camps: those who acknowledge reality, and those who ignore it to score ideological points"
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Meat plants are opening back up but the price of burgers will still be high
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(Wired)
 
 
 
You can Zoom, but don't touch
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(Slate)
 
 
 
How to ferment at home without major chaos ensuing
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
NYT columnist shocked to find out her neighbors oppose Covid-19 relief payments to anyone because 'the undeserving' might get money too, and she's starting to wonder if racism is involved
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Sat May 30, 2020
(LA Times)
 
 
 
May the odds be ever in your favor
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(Curbed)
 
 
 
Guy buys refrigerator that won't fit through his front door. What happens next will give you hope for humanity
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Fri May 29, 2020
(Charleston Post and Courier)
 
 
 
She grew up in Kentucky, where as she said you're taught three things - horses, basketball, and bourbon. Thank God she did not make an ice cream containing real horses
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
It's a tough call for minor league umpires this year. You could say they're being left out
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Thu May 28, 2020
(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
How to find the perfect peach. Next up: How to find the perfect eggplant
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
"This pandemic, I'm drinking through the souvenir wine I've collected since I was 14," says 15-year-old oenophile
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(Forbes)
 
 
 
Will COVID-19 kill cash? It can't kill anything that isn't already in your pocket *taps head*
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Wed May 27, 2020
(Vox)
 
 
 
How yogurt came to dominate American grocery stores and change the American diet
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(Salon)
 
 
 
Trader Joe's employees who blew the whistle on safety concerns at the company worry about losing their jobs
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(Salon)
 
 
 
Trader Joe's employees who blew the whistle on safety concerns at the company worry about losing their jobs
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(Mercury News)
 
 
 
Don't panic, but Gilroy is running out of garlic
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Tue May 26, 2020
(The Philadelphia Inquirer)
 
 
 
Better to solicit booze than to elicit boos
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(The Philadelphia Inquirer)
 
 
 
Better to solicit booze than to elicit boos
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Unless you live in Chicago, the pandemic has caused a reduction in crime
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Mon May 25, 2020
(Newsweek)
 
 
 
The purge begins
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Thu May 21, 2020
(The Takeout)
 
 
 
Shoppers are ditching their primary grocery stores during the pandemic. This is good for local/ethnic markets
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(The Takeout)
 
 
 
Shoppers are ditching their primary grocery stores during the pandemic. This is good for local/ethnic markets
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(Gadsden Times)
 
 
 
Does your toast prefer jams, jellies, compote, fruit spread, honey, or Nutella?
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Wed May 20, 2020
(Vallejo Times Herald)
 
 
 
OLD: Toilet paper shortage. NEW: Garlic shortage from everyone cooking at home. No wonder so many are complaining about wearing masks
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Feel free to touch things now
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(CBS Detroit)
 
 
 
Wisconsin woman who's been taking hydroxychloroquine for 19 years to treat disease that it never is contracts Their New Hoax anyway
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Tue May 19, 2020
(Global News (Canada))
 
 
 
Why don't they just eat more skin?
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(Daily Dot)
 
 
 
Wisconsin nurse who left her toddler and her mask at home to drink in a bar is now "Oh, my bad, was I not supposed to do that?" because she got called out on the internets
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(Fox Business)
 
 
 
"When the apocalypse came, Americans bought Bud Light"
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"My boyfriend and I moved in with his mom and siblings after she lost her job and couldn't pay rent. None of the interior doors has a lock, as it is an old house. I wear $200 bras for my back; his mom is stealing them to wear. How can I stop this?"
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Mon May 18, 2020
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
The road less graveled - and that has made all the difference
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(Insider)
 
 
 
Trader Joe's employee dishes on what you are doing WRONG that makes it harder for him and his crew to help you at the store
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(Bay News 9)
 
 
 
What happens when food production issues, stay-at-home orders, more expenses due to pandemic hit grocery stores?
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Sun May 17, 2020
(WGAL 8)
 
 
 
Now that's one helluva grocery store run for Alaska man
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(San Francisco Chronicle)
 
 
 
How to talk to people who don't wear face coverings. Don't?
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Sat May 16, 2020
(Eat This Not That)
 
 
 
As health officials try desperately to keep people from dying in a pandemic, a near forgotten relic from a century ago works in the shadows to undo all their noble efforts
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Fri May 15, 2020
(WGNTV Chicago)
 
 
 
Wisconsin nurse goes full Wisconsin with news crew at bar after virus restrictions tossed out
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(Fox 31 Denver)
 
 
 
Another day, another KKK mask in a grocery store
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(ABC Action News)
 
 
 
Florida man wanted for drawing gun in grocery store. Fark: The man is described as wearing blue gloves and a blue face mask
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Thu May 14, 2020
(MLive.com)
 
 
 
White Castle is offering tens of thousands of free sliders throughout the day on Friday, May 15th. Air Fresheners are optional
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(Vox)
 
 
 
"So, we have a shortage of meat, and we also have bunch of people who are desperate for haircuts. I have a shop on Fleet Street that can solve both of those problems." --S. Todd
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Wed May 13, 2020
(Slate)
 
 
 
"I'm deaf. I read lips. These masks are making my life impossible"
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"I'm deaf. I read lips. These masks are making my life impossible"
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Tue May 12, 2020
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Man who wore KKK hood in California grocery store won't be charged due to "insufficient evidence" of anything other than protected free speech, being a dumbass
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(Courthouse News Service)
 
 
 
Posting a rant about a store requiring you to wear a mask and threatening them with a handgun and hollow points is a good way to guarantee you won't be standing in line in a grocery store, but rather an unemployment line
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Sat May 09, 2020
(NPR)
 
 
 
Welcome to your future in these coronavirus times: One-way sidewalks and parking-lot dining rooms. Survival is yours if you choose correctly
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Thu May 07, 2020
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Not only does Montana have the fewest coronavirus cases per capita it also has one of the best labs in the world for producing a cure, located in a tiny town a stone's throw from a giant wilderness area
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(Fast Company)
 
 
 
Beyond Meat is benefiting from the real meat shortage. 'When my meat supply runs out, I'll be roasting veggies, you keep your fake meat to yourself' - subby
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(Fast Company)
 
 
 
Beyond Meat is benefiting from the real meat shortage. 'When my meat supply runs out, I'll be roasting veggies, you keep your fake meat to yourself' - subby
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Wed May 06, 2020
(CNN)
 
 
 
Here's an essential tip for our essential workers: How to stop your glasses from fogging up while wearing your face mask
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Tue May 05, 2020
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Pro-plague astroturfing isn't taking root as the vast majority of Americans still want businesses to be closed
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(WKBN Youngstown)
 
 
 
Carnivorious consumers now heading directly to farms for their meat because of limits on meat products in supermarkets
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(Fark)
 
 
 
An anonymous Farker gave me a month of TF. What is the best thing you've done anonymously?
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(WSOCTV)
 
 
 
Woman arrested for licking her way around the grocery store
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Mon May 04, 2020
(ABC7 San Francisco)
 
 
 
How safe is grocery shopping during this pandemic? It depends on how many people sneeze on the squash, cough on the cauliflower, or perform unnatural acts with eggplants. What? Don't judge, you haven't seen my local Kroger
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(ABC7 San Francisco)
 
 
 
How safe is grocery shopping during this pandemic? It depends on how many people sneeze on the squash, cough on the cauliflower, or perform unnatural acts with eggplants. What? Don't judge, you haven't seen my local Kroger
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
It's almost as if there were a reason that Pestilence and Famine were depicted as riding buddies in nearly all classical mythology and iconography
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Sun May 03, 2020
(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Republican governor following the science and doing the right thing? Can't have that
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Republican governor following the science and doing the right thing? Can't have that
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Fri May 01, 2020
(Food and Wine)
 
 
 
White Castle's Top 10 recipes - stuffing didn't even make the list. White Castlerole anyone?
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Masks are for smug liberals while open virus transmission is for ignorant republicans
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(Vox)
 
 
 
Men might be dying more often from Coronavirus, but women are working themselves to the bone trying to save us from it
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Thu April 30, 2020
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
That they need to dust more often, just like the rest of us
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Many SNAP recipients fall into one or more "high-risk" categories for Covid-19. However, most grocery delivery places don't accept SNAP as payment. So these lucky people get to choose between staying safe and eating
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(5 News Fayetteville)
 
 
 
ALIVE INSIDE; cops see increased graffiti during pandemic
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(Forbes)
 
 
 
Do you like to shop at Costco? Better have your mask ready
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Wed April 29, 2020
(New Statesman)
 
 
 
One thing the pandemic has made absolutely clear: Those who are in charge of our country have absolutely no idea how much it costs to live in it
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(New Statesman)
 
 
 
One thing the pandemic has made absolutely clear: Those who are in charge of our country have absolutely no idea how much it costs to live in it
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Tue April 28, 2020
(TreeHugger)
 
 
 
Even during a pandemic you can eat like a king as long as you have rice, eggs, beans, bread, and veggies
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(Slate)
 
 
 
The only sitcom grim enough for our reality? The classic 90s sitcom Dinosaurs
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
"My husband is lax about social distancing and thinks it's a big joke; we're disagreeing, and I worry he's putting at risk. We keep fighting about it. What will it take to get him to realize this is a true pandemic?"
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Mon April 27, 2020
(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Is there a better question to ask someone in a pandemic than "How ARE you?"
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(Buzzfeed News)
 
 
 
Who are the essential workers? The worker bees who HAVE to go to work to keep everything running? It's not just doctors and nurses. It's also bus drivers and grocery store clerks and pizza delivery guys and garbagemen and
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Sun April 26, 2020
(The Week)
 
 
 
What are the coronavirus conspiracy theorists truly worried about?
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Sat April 25, 2020
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Advertisers are changing the way they target consumers during the pandemic. Like sweatpants. Who the hell wears sweatpants?
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(Mint Press News)
 
 
 
Whole Foods Workers: "We want protective gear" Amazon: "How about a T-shirt?"
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Fri April 24, 2020
(Fox 2 St. Louis)
 
 
 
Why are St. Louis County liquor stores and adult shops open while parks are closed? "A lot of our lube companies were switching over to make hand sanitizers"
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(Medium)
 
 
 
Having trouble ordering groceries online? Here's why
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(Medium)
 
 
 
Having trouble ordering groceries online? Here's why
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(Food and Wine)
 
 
 
Oh god, why did I buy this 50-pound bag of flour?
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(WAVY Virginia)
 
 
 
Walmart to deliver People of Walmart development kits to your house
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Trump is living in his own Dr Seuss reality, we should help him with some of the limericks
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Why can't you get frozen french fries at the grocery store? We're not eating enough
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(WFLA Tampa Bay)
 
 
 
Grocery store chain Publix buys surplus food, milk from farmers, donates all to Feeding America across Southeast US
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Thu April 23, 2020
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Retail workers at essential businesses are frustrated by customers who are lollygagging in stores and purchasing nonessential items. That fleshlight and vibrator may be unessential to you, but after a month of being home your standards change
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Federal judge: "Fark off, churches, you're not being treated differently. Same rules for you and everyone else." GOP official raises threat of secret services, not knowing we have one of those already
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Wed April 22, 2020
(Bon Appetit)
 
 
 
Regrow your scallions - free green
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Governor Stupid says he allowed gyms to reopen because they're safer than grocery stores. We're all gonna die
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
These are the five biggest threats to the US's food supply chains
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(Texas Monthly)
 
 
 
Someone had to actually wash their own hair for the firs time in 30 years because the hair places are all closed. What stupid weekly thing did you waste money on that suddenly you cant do anymore?
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Tue April 21, 2020
(Medium)
 
 
 
Shipt shoppers say Shipt Sucks, safety secondary, Shipt subtract the P
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(Daily Dot)
 
 
 
Harassing and threatening the grocery store staff? That's a public shamin', on camera and plastered on the internet. Thanks, Dad
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(Slate)
 
 
 
This is why Americans can't have nice things
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Mon April 20, 2020
(Food and Wine)
 
 
 
Common substitutes to keep you humming along in your isolationary kitchen baking stuff you'll end up eating alone
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(Riverfront Times)
 
 
 
Missouri is getting their own anti-lockdown protest, and the Riverfront Times is out of farks to give
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Don't like grocery stores without toilet paper? You're gonna love grocery stores without shoppers
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Don't like grocery stores without toilet paper? You're gonna love grocery stores without shoppers
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Sat April 18, 2020
(Vox)
 
 
 
Don't panic. America's food supply chain will be just fine except for meat, grain, and vegetables
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
At least Jack Torrence had bar service at the Overlook Hotel
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
At least Jack Torrence had bar service at the Overlook Hotel
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(Axios)
 
 
 
One good thing about the Coronavirus: It finally proved that women are essential
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Fri April 17, 2020
(Fox 4 KC)
 
 
 
'Small meat shops filling gaps' is not a Pornhub search in this timeline. Yet
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(Fox 4 KC)
 
 
 
'Small meat shops filling gaps' is not a Pornhub search in this timeline. Yet
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Genetic tracing 'barcode' is rapidly revealing COVID-19's journey and evolution, na-na, na-na-nanna, na-na, na-na-na
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Due to extreme hunger for live sports, will this year's NFL Draft be the most watched event that is otherwise comparable to lingchi?
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Here's to you, farmer Ryan Cranney of Idaho, for giving away 2 million potatoes to anyone in need
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Thu April 16, 2020
(The Brooklyn Paper)
 
 
 
It was really just boredom, looking out the window every day, said the man looking out the window at the line to get into Trader Joe's
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
"And so the sad irony here is that the protest was that they don't like being in this stay-at-home order, and they may have just created a need to lengthen it, which is something we're trying to avoid at all costs"
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(Fox5 DC)
 
 
 
Need Froot Loops, banana peppers and low pulp orange juice? What's your last name?
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Wed April 15, 2020
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
I'll panic when we're buying that cauliflower pizza crust
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(Reason Magazine)
 
 
 
Boston won't allow restaurants to sell groceries because an imaginary federal regulation says they can't
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
How to use 7 types of canned tomatoes. Crush them, puree them, stick em in a stew
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
NY Times makes a 3D simulation to show how far respiratory droplets can spread. What they're really trying to say is stay the F*ck away from each other
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(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
Man who tried to return 150 one-litre bottles of hand sanitiser could end up in solvent
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Tue April 14, 2020
(CTV News)
 
 
 
Grocery store forgets to close on Easter Sunday
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(CTV News)
 
 
 
Grocery store forgets to close on Easter Sunday
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Are food shortages coming? Yes, if we panic. So, yes
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(GQ)
 
 
 
More and more craft brew boys are growing up to be wine men and the timing couldn't be better
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"I'm working from home. My child is also at home with me. I can't do both; I'm drowning. What are people like me supposed to do?"
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Mon April 13, 2020
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Amazon Fresh and Amazon Prime Now's next available slot for delivery for new customers is some indefinite time between now and August, maybe
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Woman stays home three weeks to avoid danger. There's a knock at the door. You can imagine what happens next
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(Times Union)
 
 
 
"Surviving and thriving amidst the quarantine" - What can you do during a quarantine? More importantly, what would you be willing to do in order to end it?
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(Some StayAtHome Guy)
 
 
 
Just when you thought it couldn't get worse. Trump Supporters Are Breaking Quarantine To "Trigger The Libs"
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Sun April 12, 2020
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Farkers apparently keeping the US economy afloat as revenues from gaming and alcohol sales rise while pretty much everything else craters
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(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
Thinking of ordering your groceries online? Yeah....well.....good luck with that
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Essential businesses in Florida during the pandemic: grocery stores, pharmacies, and live televised wrestling for the masses
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Sat April 11, 2020
(CBS News)
 
 
 
Oh, you were serious. Let me laugh harder
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
Oh, you were serious. Let me laugh harder
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Fri April 10, 2020
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Well some of the movies set in 2020 are better than the actual 2020, even the one with the alien invasion
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(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
Mike Huckabee files federal lawsuit against Sheriff and County keeping him off his private beach. No world yet on his beach attire
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(ABC Action News)
 
 
 
Governor DeSantis included golf courses as "essential businesses" like grocery stores, pharmacies. Unlike those establishments though, social distancing remains optional on fairways, club houses
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Thu April 09, 2020
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Good news: Total hospitalizations in NY rose by only 200 yesterday. Bad news: Because 799 beds were "freed" up
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Mountains of current food waste to soon be juxtaposed against the inevitable shortages to come
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Mountains of current food waste to soon be juxtaposed against the inevitable shortages to come
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
Shouldn't car insurance be cheaper in these dark coronavirus times? You know, with so many fewer people driving on all the roads
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Student creates a computer program that tells you when an Amazon Fresh or Whole Foods delivery slot opens up ... ooops, too late. See you next Wednesday at 11pm
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Student creates a computer program that tells you when an Amazon Fresh or Whole Foods delivery slot opens up ... ooops, too late. See you next Wednesday at 11pm
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(Reno Gazette-Journal)
 
 
 
Woman arrested after allegedly licking $1800 worth of items in Safeway grocery store
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(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
With restaurants closed, a bacon backup is building and hog prices are plunging. Please, do your patriotic duty and cook more bacon at home
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(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
With restaurants closed, a bacon backup is building and hog prices are plunging. Please, do your patriotic duty and cook more bacon at home
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Today's hot take: Are Instacart shoppers stealing your groceries?
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(Vox)
 
 
 
Sex researcher explains quarantine horniness
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
So, what tips do delivery drivers deserve for risking their health, their lives, their EVERYTHING to bring food to America's doorsteps during this plague? Remind them to wash their hands
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
So, what tips do delivery drivers deserve for risking their health, their lives, their EVERYTHING to bring food to America's doorsteps during this plague? Remind them to wash their hands
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Wed April 08, 2020
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Panera Bread begins selling groceries. Smokes and booze can't be far behind
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Should your child be masked for the duration of the crisis?
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Should your child be masked for the duration of the crisis?
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Tue April 07, 2020
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Trump says he won't get fooled again by the WHO
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(Bored Panda)
 
 
 
Posting post-it notes of silly observations to elicit a grin. Postponed Malone
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
A comprehensive guide to avoiding the grocery store and pharmacy. Step 1: Stay home. Step 2: See step one. The end
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
A comprehensive guide to avoiding the grocery store and pharmacy. Step 1: Stay home. Step 2: See step one. The end
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Grocery store workers are beginning to die from COVID-19. Good thing they don't cost much to replace. And if you're outraged by that, hold on to that outrage and remember it when this is all over and everybody forgets about them being "heroes"
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Mon April 06, 2020
(San Francisco Chronicle)
 
 
 
SF Bay Area residents best at sheltering in place. New York City residents best at stockpiling liquor
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
New Zealand prime minister declares Easter Bunny and Tooth Fairy essential workers
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(Ask A Manager)
 
 
 
Dear askamanager: Until covid-19, this person was a star performer, but now that they're trying to work from home with a toddler, not so much. How much of an asshole manager can I be about this? The dumbass tag is in quarantine because it facepalmed
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Dear Moneyist, My spouse is a freeloader
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Sun April 05, 2020
(NY1)
 
 
 
Rent's due. Fark you, pay me. Virus? Fark you, pay me. Unemployed? Fark you, pay me
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(Real Simple)
 
 
 
Now that the CDC says everyone should wear face coverings, here's how to make them yourself at home
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Moonlighting. Now there was a show
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(The Week)
 
 
 
What is essential work in the pandemic? Do you know? Because no one in charge seems to have a clue
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Sat April 04, 2020
(Tech Dirt)
 
 
 
"Your rental car might have a radio, which might be used to play music, therefore you need to pay us now"
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(Business Insider (Australia))
 
 
 
Blue shop towels are the next thing people will start hoarding
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Fri April 03, 2020
(The Cut)
 
 
 
Having kids and COVID-19 at the same time? Please just send me to the gulag
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Retail purchases of milk rose nearly 53% for the week ended March 21, butter sales surged more than 127% and cheese rose more than 84%. Today the Dairy Farmers of America tell farmers, "We need you to start dumping your milk"
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(Vox)
 
 
 
So, you're single, you live alone, and there's a global pandemic. Should you have a pandemic pal?
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(Vulture)
 
 
 
Hit TV show runners outline COVID-19 episodes
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Thu April 02, 2020
(Medium)
 
 
 
The real reason that toilet paper is so scarce right now in these coronavirus times? Difficulty: Not other arsewipers, it's you
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
Grocery workers at certain chains will get Easter Sunday off. Others have been passed over
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Nova Scotia grocery store receives anonymous cash donation from the community to help staff through the crisis, staff decides to pay it forward and use the money to buy groceries for senior citizens
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(UPI)
 
 
 
It's sad to think of all the flightless chickens out there, and all for naught
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(UPI)
 
 
 
It's sad to think of all the flightless chickens out there, and all for naught
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(CTV News)
 
 
 
♫ Crazy I'm crazy for feeling so lonely I'm crazy Crazy for feeling so blue ♫
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(Consumer Reports)
 
 
 
Before cracking your neighbor's head open and feasting on the goo inside, be sure to cook it thoroughly, just in case
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"My fiancé and I are social distancing with my parents. We're in a relatively unaffected state in a large rural county with fewer than 35 cases. My parents keep doing errands daily; it worries us. It angers my fiancé; can he force them to stop?"
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Wed April 01, 2020
(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Are people who aren't health care workers supposed to wear masks to ward off COVID-19, or not? Based upon the best available data, there's only one thing we know with certainty: Everybody thinks they're right
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(AZ Family)
 
 
 
Arizona reports 29 deaths, 1,413 cases statewide. But it's a dry cough
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Malaysia's anti-nagging campaign suspended due to excessive nagging
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Malaysia's anti-nagging campaign suspended due to excessive nagging
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Dreaming of life returning to normal? If China is an indication, normal is a very long way away
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Dreaming of life returning to normal? If China is an indication, normal is a very long way away
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
And promptly ignored by customers
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
And promptly ignored by customers
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
The South finally gets around to rising again - Wawa announces it's being purchased by Publix
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
As it becomes increasingly clear that crowded jails are a hotspot for COVID-19, police in many localities are adopting a more hands-off approach to law enforcement. New Orleans: Don't care, jaywalked
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(KRDO Colorado Springs)
 
 
 
Amidst stay-at-home orders this very good boy delivers groceries to a neighbor with COPD, making her day a little more Sunny. Welcome to this week's Woofday Wetnose Wednesday, April Fool's Day Edition
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Tue March 31, 2020
(Fark)
 
 
 
Just got back from a run to the grocery store and found that my wife is watching "Why Women Kill." Should I be concerned?
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Just got back from a run to the grocery store and found that my wife is watching "Why Women Kill." Should I be concerned?
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Which begs the question: Just why ARE grocery stores running out of yeast?
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(Fox 32 Chicago)
 
 
 
Last week: Stop wearing masks they don't work - This week: Everyone should wear masks. This week: Don't wear gloves they don't work - Next week: Everyone should wear gloves
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
If you're 'essential' enough to work through a pandemic, you're essential enough to be paid a living farking wage
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Mon March 30, 2020
(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Shoprite announces 70% off
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(Slate)
 
 
 
The problem isn't necessarily stockpiling, it's the supply chain
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"Here's everything I learned while socially distancing myself from everyone for years"
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Sun March 29, 2020
(Fox 46 Charlotte)
 
 
 
Trucks deliver food to markets to help with shortages do they get A) Praised for their efforts? B) Cheered by hungry shoppers? or C) Booted and charged $3,000 for being in a tow-away zone?
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Sat March 28, 2020
(MSN)
 
 
 
Here's a heartwarming story about kids helping elderly people during the pandemic. But since this is Fark, look at the pic and see why we're all going to die
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
At least five of those University of Tampa spring breakers have come down with COVID-19. Where is your party now?
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
At least five of those University of Tampa spring breakers have come down with COVID-19. Where is your party now?
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(Curbed)
 
 
 
Matt Foley on how to social distance
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(Vice)
 
 
 
Instacart deliveries scheduled after the weekend might not arrive due to strikes
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Fri March 27, 2020
(WESH Orlando)
 
 
 
Elderly man runs out of food, calls 911. Dispatcher sends Cop with donated groceries. Best story we'll read about all day
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(WESH Orlando)
 
 
 
Elderly man runs out of food, calls 911. Dispatcher sends Cop with donated groceries. Best story we'll read about all day
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(People Magazine)
 
 
 
Even when panic buying in the middle of a pandemic, nobody wants the chocolate hummus, shrimp-flavored ramen, or pineapple pizza
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(People Magazine)
 
 
 
Even when panic buying in the middle of a pandemic, nobody wants the chocolate hummus, shrimp-flavored ramen, or pineapple pizza
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(Mashable)
 
 
 
Cookers have methods for dealing with all your panic-bought groceries. For instance, try our our Mango Chutney-TP casserole
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(Mashable)
 
 
 
Cookers have methods for dealing with all your panic-bought groceries. For instance, try our our Mango Chutney-TP casserole
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Thu March 26, 2020
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
The coronavirus pandemic is helping Nextdoor evolve from a social platform of white boomers worried that a brown guy is walking down their street to a social platform of quarantined people wanting to narc on their non-social-distancing peers
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(The Lost Ogle)
 
 
 
The secret to surviving the coronavirus pandemic? Cheese balls
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"My wife and I have a 2-, 4-, and 6-year-old. Area moms started a kindergarten play group; the younger siblings play in one room while all of the kindergartners learn from one of the moms. Am I right to be concerned this isn't social distancing?"
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Wed March 25, 2020
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Has the coronavirus quarantine made you tired of making the same spaghetti and meatballs for dinner? Get out of that 'rona slump with this handy guide to batch cooking
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(CNN)
 
 
 
"Egg prices are skyrocketing" writes dude who apparently has a secret connection where you can still buy eggs
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(Fox 13 Tampa Bay)
 
 
 
Tampa mayor issues stay-at-home order for city residents. Still not expected to slow down Fark's 'Florida' submissions
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
"Knucklehead" charged with terroristic threats, harassment and obstruction after coughing on a supermarket employee and telling her he had coronavirus. The things people will do to not use their own toilet paper
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(Some Parent)
 
 
 
In locked-down Malaysia, a husband shopping for groceries while his wife stays at home to direct his every move remotely is considered to be the most HILARIOUS thing ever
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(Univision)
 
 
 
The viral viral video Walmart guy is arrested and found to be non-viral
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(PennLive)
 
 
 
Have you ever been to Pennsylvania?
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(Slate)
 
 
 
The nuclear family won't save us
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(TreeHugger)
 
 
 
Thanks to the pandemic we have more time to cook, we sit down for every meal, the children can help prepare the plates, and we get to use all those marvelous cooking equipment that normally just collect dust in the cabinets
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Grocers across the country are adding sneeze guards to cash registers since customers can't f*cking cover their mouths
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(Big Think)
 
 
 
Strangely enough it's the foods that people are not scrambling to take off the shelves at their local grocery stores that could save their lives
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Tue March 24, 2020
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
2018 Fark: Infrastructure week shot through the heart and left bleeding in main street. 2020 Fark Covid-19 shutdown edition: Ag appreciation week, long a feature of spring in the county during calving season cancelled
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(WOODTV Grand Rapids)
 
 
 
Appliance stores report run on freezers, as you can use them to store both your hoarded food and grandma during this pandemic
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(Patheos)
 
 
 
Ohio Governor Mike DeWine: I'm ordering a state-wide shelter in place. Except for churches, now let's go and pack the pews
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Mon March 23, 2020
(CNN)
 
 
 
Freeze. What is your business here citizen? Toilet papers please. OK move along
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Freeze. What is your business here citizen? Toilet papers please. OK move along
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(Daily Kos)
 
 
 
Trump's disastrous TV lie fests aren't helping to control the pandemic, but they are getting Asian people insulted in public and chased out of grocery stores
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Nursing home made a life-size Hungry Hungry Hippos game, and it looks awesome
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Sun March 22, 2020
(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
Canada's largest grocery store chain giving front line workers a 15% raise during the pandemic. Your move, well, everyone else
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Sat March 21, 2020
(CNN)
 
 
 
How grocery stores restock shelves in the age of COVID-19
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(CNN)
 
 
 
How grocery stores restock shelves in the age of COVID-19
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(CBS Sacramento)
 
 
 
In today's panic news, a Maserati-driving robber tries to knock over a local discount grocery store for paper towels
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Fri March 20, 2020
(Politico)
 
 
 
House minority leader Kevin McCarthy is upset that CA gov Gavin Newsom declared an emergency "shelter-in-place" order while McCarthy was busy retrieving his shine box
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(Politico)
 
 
 
House minority leader Kevin McCarthy is upset that CA gov Gavin Newsom declared an emergency "shelter-in-place" order while McCarthy was busy retrieving his shine box
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(PBS)
 
 
 
There would be plenty of groceries if people stopped buying them
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(PBS)
 
 
 
There would be plenty of groceries if people stopped buying them
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
File under A for "About Farking Time": Grocery store workers in Minnesota now classified as emergency workers
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Thu March 19, 2020
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Walmart cuts store hours yet again
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Grocery workers in Minnesota now designated as Emergency Personnel and can access free child care. Still unable to access proper health care, a living wage or any hope of retirement
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(Vox)
 
 
 
Yo social dawg, here's how to put the "social" in your social distancing
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(Forbes)
 
 
 
"If you see toilet paper on the shelves, please buy a pack or two - not ten or twenty. If you buy hand sanitizer or milk or eggs or bottled water, get a week's worth,not enough for a year. You'll be amazed at how fast the shelves get back to normal"
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(TreeHugger)
 
 
 
Here's something else you've been doing wrong your entire adult life: Writing out grocery lists
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(TreeHugger)
 
 
 
Here's something else you've been doing wrong your entire adult life: Writing out grocery lists
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Non-scary grocery shopping is easy
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Non-scary grocery shopping is easy
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Wed March 18, 2020
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
L'etranger, c'est maintentant (at least in Italy)
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(The American Independent)
 
 
 
Devin Nunes clarifies he was advising people to attend "drive through" pubs during social distancing. No word yet on if people were supposed to drive though on bicycles, shopping carts, or skate boards to avoid DUI tickets
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
It's like they are trying to get them sick?
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(New York Magazine)
 
 
 
"To stay out now, against all evidence-based recommendations, is to reveal oneself to be small-hearted and cruel, if not stupid"
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(New York Magazine)
 
 
 
"To stay out now, against all evidence-based recommendations, is to reveal oneself to be small-hearted and cruel, if not stupid"
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Yes and no
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(Vice)
 
 
 
Suck it up Buttercup. Try Costco on Black Friday
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(Vice)
 
 
 
Suck it up Buttercup. Try Costco on Black Friday
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(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
These businesses, like crime-scene cleanup, are busier than ever due to coronavirus
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Tue March 17, 2020
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Here's everything you should have bought when you could still buy things. Better luck in your next life
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Here's everything you should have bought when you could still buy things. Better luck in your next life
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Trumpvilles in the shadow of Trump Tower?
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(KTVU Bay Area News)
 
 
 
Grocery store gives seniors an hour to shop without those pesky kids around, pizza chain will deliver free pizzas to seniors. Bonus: subby is barely a senior, will be found in the produce aisle doing his best Burgess Meredith impression
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
A history of an item your grocery store brought in pallets of this morning and is already out of stock again
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(The Conversation)
 
 
 
Been to the grocery store lately? Then you've seen the perils of a 'just enough, just in time' food system first-hand
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
And now, The Atlantic thoroughly overthinks how to obtain food
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
And now, The Atlantic thoroughly overthinks how to obtain food
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Mon March 16, 2020
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Looks like I picked the wrong week to stop hoarding guns
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
"Assholes who ridiculed preparations for the covid-19 pandemic are having a change of heart". Some of them anyhow
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(CNN)
 
 
 
One day after tweeting photo of himself and family at a packed restaurant, moron governor with collapsing anus for a mouth deletes tweet and declares state of emergency
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Three key drivers can help consumer staples keep outperforming, says "wealth manager" who's been continually blackout drunk for the past 7 days
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Three key drivers can help consumer staples keep outperforming, says "wealth manager" who's been continually blackout drunk for the past 7 days
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(Fox 5 New York)
 
 
 
Newport, Oregon police resort to posting long list of things people can wipe their asses with in an effort to get people to stop calling 911 because they ran out of toilet paper
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(AP News)
 
 
 
No. Right now it's a double Irish whiskey with a shot of coffee
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Brace yourself: the retail store closings are coming
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