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Fri July 20, 2018
(Fark)
 
 
 
What is the point of kale? How did it go from being a plate garnish to being eaten? Are we that hard up for greens? Can we feed it to real food and still get nutrition? It's the Fark Weird News Quiz July 1-7 Kale Edition
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Wed July 18, 2018
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Chief of Staff John Kelly gives GOP green light to rebuke Trump's remarks. Care to guess if they did?
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Mon July 16, 2018
(Thrillist)
 
 
 
It's time to play Avocado MadLibs: Avocado toast chocolate bars
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Fri July 13, 2018
(Fox 40 Sacramento)
 
 
 
Steph Curry takes a seat on the bench, calls in heckler in flip-flops to take critical shot
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Iowa and Illinois are investigating infections linked to McDonald's salads. In other news, people go there to get their leafy greens
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Tue July 10, 2018
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Sen. Jon Tester protected from Russian forces as Green Party candidate booted from November election. Suck it, Putin
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Thanks to Trump's visit to the UK, Green Day's 'American Idiot' is hitting the British charts
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Sun July 08, 2018
(CNN)
 
 
 
Trump has denuclearized the Korean Peninsula, given everyone health care, lowered taxes to zero, cut all wasteful government spending, solved immigration, mowed the South Lawn, and greenlit Firefly for three more seasons
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(Inquirer Philippines)
 
 
 
Michael Douglas, 73, drank the Marvel Kool-Aid because he wanted to move on from character-driven pieces and try a green-screen movie. "Also, they orchestrated my time, so I wasn't hanging around for long periods of time. And they pay you well"
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Fri July 06, 2018
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Someone text me if this goes green, subby is on the way to the Amazon
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
What do you get when you cross a Rottweiler and a Chihuahua wearing an Uncle Sam hat? Hopefully a greenlight, because the picture of this is adorable
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(Burlington Free Press)
 
 
 
'It's very hot' justified the man wearing nothing but a hat, sneakers and a lime green tote bag as he took a stroll through downtown Burlington
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Thu July 05, 2018
(WUWT)
 
 
 
Ready for Giant Comet 2018? It's already been greened
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Mon July 02, 2018
(Fark)
 
 
 
The old fark random image threads made my day when they showed up, what happened to them? (if this gets greenlit please add that it should be SFW)
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(CTV News)
 
 
 
You know how I know that all the fark admins are youngsters? Because we've not had a green about Alan Longmuir yet. It is impossible to describe just how popular these guys were in the '70s
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Sat June 30, 2018
(Twitter)
 
 
 
The Families Belong Together demonstrations need a greenlit discussion thread (OK)
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(FOX6Now)
 
 
 
Next on Shark Week: Aaron Rodgers
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Fri June 29, 2018
(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Jon Stewart has a message for Trump, though the rest of the Green Lantern Corps remains neutral
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Thu June 28, 2018
(CNBC)
 
 
 
The Amazon Effect: after the e-commerce giant announces it has acquired small online pharmacy Pill Pack, shares of Walgreens, Rite Aid, and CVS lose a collective $11 BILLION in value in less than ONE DAY
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Mon June 25, 2018
(Fox News)
 
 
 
If there's anyone who knows about dirty restaurants, it's Mr. "accumulation of black/green mold-like substance in the ice machine". Pepperidge Farms remembers
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Sun June 24, 2018
(Slate)
 
 
 
Michelle Wolf looks at why Kellyanne of Green Goebbels keeps getting put on television
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Fri June 22, 2018
(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
Martin the tortoise spent 11 months on the lam after escaping his human overlord. Sadly only made it two blocks before being captured
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Chinese Astrology: If you are a snake or a horse, your element is fire. We don't tend to associate snakes or horses with fire, but they are, in fact, flammable
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(CNN)
 
 
 
News media outlet that makes up phony headlines ran stories by Trump lawyer Cohen for approval. Good thing he's out of the way or this submission would have no chance of getting greenlit
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Wed June 20, 2018
(LA Daily News)
 
 
 
Artificial turf fields are failing, costing Southern California millions. If only there were something green, soft, and better for activities
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Mon June 18, 2018
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Big Ben is worried more about winning championships than he is about his contract. Sure he is
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Sun June 17, 2018
(WKRN Nashville)
 
 
 
I wonder if a tagline including whips and riding crops will encourage the admins to greenlight this
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Sat June 16, 2018
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Phil Mickelson does something that makes golf slightly less boring for a few seconds, though overall still exceedingly boring
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Fri June 15, 2018
(Lex 18)
 
 
 
Restaurant gives woman a cup of degreaser instead of green tea. Still unclear how she could tell the difference
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Wed June 13, 2018
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Sure, when a volcano fires out green things they're called gems, when I do it out of my nose, I'm called gross
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Tue June 12, 2018
(Deadspin)
 
 
 
This just in: Draymond Green is still a dick
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Vase found in shoebox worth slightly more than grandparents expected
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Federal Judge gives CNN the green light to keep pushing their fake news agenda under the umbrella of AT&T
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Mon June 11, 2018
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Ten years later, everyone still marvels at how Tiger Woods, on a broken leg, bagged 3 waitresses, 2 strippers and 1 US Open championship
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Sun June 10, 2018
(Formula 1)
 
 
 
Vettel starts at pole, Hamilton at P4 and hoping that Verstappen is Mad Max. It's the opposite of Monaco, the Montreal Grand Prix. Green Lights at 2:10pm ET
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Fri June 08, 2018
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
At this rate we'll all get to see what's underneath Greenland
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(TreeHugger)
 
 
 
Last week's news: Good guys Waymo buy American and buy green by ordering 62,000 Chrysler hybrids.... in this week's news, it turns out they get a $465 million tax credit for doing that
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Thu June 07, 2018
(HelenaIR.com)
 
 
 
Montana golfer runs back to clubhouse, demands her greens fee back after spotting grizzly bear on course. Grizzly bears on golf courses trifecta in play
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(Action News Jacksonville)
 
 
 
Video shows boy playing Slip-and-Slide with plastic green alligator. PLOT TWIST: then the real thing shows up
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Tue June 05, 2018
(MSN)
 
 
 
Regional breweries, other beverage makers, glass producers, recyclers, and greens are trying to bring back the olde-timey tradition of returnable beer bottles in sturdy wooden cases. "I just think it tastes better in those seasoned bottles"
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Sat June 02, 2018
(ESPN)
 
 
 
NBA acknowledges two Draymond Green no-calls that, if called, would have cost Golden State Game 1
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(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
Here's a novel idea: instead of the admins greenlighting the 1,217th link about Action Park, how about greenlighting one about Johnny Knoxville's thinly-disguised movie about Action Park. That'd be like completely different, right?
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Fri June 01, 2018
(Defense News)
 
 
 
PACOM renamed INDOPACOM. Subordinate commands plan to adjust, so get ready for INDOPACFLT, INDOPACMAN, Ms. INDOPACMAN, Indiana INDOPACERS, Green Bay INDOPACKERS, Manny INDOPACQUIAO, INDOPACIFIC Rim, INDOPACHELBEL, and delicious INDOPACZKI
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Sun May 27, 2018
(NBC Sports)
 
 
 
It's the end of an era as ABC shows the Greatest Spectacle in Racing for the final time. Will Helio win his 4th? Will Danica not crash in her last race? Ed Carpenter leads them to the green in the 102nd Indianapolis 500 (noon EDT)
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Sat May 26, 2018
(Forbes)
 
 
 
We're not going to stop emitting greenhouse gases. Could we place a sun screen in place in space to fix global warming?
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(Metro)
 
 
 
We can cut greenhouse gas emissions by 99% just by feeding cows seaweed. However, the real trick is getting them to wade into the ocean
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Wed May 23, 2018
(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
Trevor Noah made a surprise cameo in Black Panther. Meanwhile, Jon Stewart is still waiting for his Green Lantern ring
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Mon May 21, 2018
(Gizmodo)
 
Weeners
 
The reasons for the colors that sex toy makers pick for their dildos et al (Not Safe For Work - please don't post pics of sex toys inline)
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(AOL)
 
 
 
I hereby demand that this link be greenlit
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(Screen Rant)
 
 
 
WB wants Green Lantern ring back. Ryan Reynolds responds (minor spoilers for Deadpool 2 in article)
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
The electric scooter charger culture is terribly out of control. Going green makes people stupid
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Fri May 18, 2018
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Big Ag: The future is full of country goodness and green peaness
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Thu May 17, 2018
(CBS News)
 
 
 
And on the sixth day, God said, Let the earth bring forth lizards that bleed lime green
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Mon May 14, 2018
(IndyStar)
 
 
 
James Hunt will wave the green flag at the Indy 500
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Sun May 13, 2018
(ESPN)
 
 
 
The Eastern Conference Finals begins with the Cavaliers and Celtics. Can LeBron James keep his playoff magic going against Gang Green? Or will Al Horford and the Celtics take the first game? Tip-off is at 3:30pm ET on ABC
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Fri May 11, 2018
(Tumblr)
 
 
 
Photoshop this female greenery
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(Loudwire)
 
 
 
Former Marine who works for Armed Forces Network asks "What do you think is some of the military's favorite music?" Is it A) Lee Greenwood's "Proud to be an American?" B) "The Ballad of the Green Berets?" or C) SLAYER \m/-.-\m/
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
"You know, no one can argue with you about greenhouse gases if you don't keep track of them in the first place"
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Tue May 08, 2018
(My Fox 8 Greensboro)
 
 
 
Woman's 'runny nose' turns out to be brain fluid leak. No word how many submissions she greenlit
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Mon May 07, 2018
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Durant's performance on Sunday was spurred by a long, ass text message from Draymond. Apologies, that should be a long-ass text message
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Fri May 04, 2018
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Greenhouse gas 'feedback loop' discovered in freshwater lakes, may amp global warming to unrecognizable levels
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Thu May 03, 2018
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Nothing to see here, just US Army Green Berets secretly helping the Saudis combat threat from Yemen rebels despite the Pentagon saying otherwise
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Tue May 01, 2018
(Polygon)
 
 
 
Finally a trailer for a DC movie coming out that's not dark and brooding. Just don't mention the Green Lantern movie
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Elizabeth Hurley covered in chocolate... and shouldn't need too much more than that for a greenlight (possible nsfw content on page)
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Mon April 30, 2018
(Pro Football Talk)
 
 
 
Green Bay Packers on replicating the brilliant Matt Millen draft strategy: Our fans aren't smart enough to hold us accountable, so there's no risk
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Sat April 28, 2018
(ESPN)
 
 
 
The Bucks and Celtics wrap up their series with Game 7, while the Pelicans and Warriors start their second round series. Which mean green team will prevail? Will the Pelicans start off on the right foot? Tip-off is at 8pm ET on TNT
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Thu April 26, 2018
(MSN)
 
 
 
The Green Bay Packers have beaten the Chicago Bears....again
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Comrade Stein refuses to turn over campaign documents to Senate Russia Investigation. Those letters to Putin must be very steamy
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(WPTV)
 
 
 
Not only is there a war on cops, but also on cop cars. Minivans to the rescue
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Paramount greenlights sequel to surprise hit A Quiet Place
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Wed April 25, 2018
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
President Trump's female doppelganger has finally been found. Ummmm... thanks, internet
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(Cincinnati Enquirer)
 
 
 
Reds owner: We can still be competitive. Subby: My next 20 submissions will be greenlit, right after my threesome with Margot Robbie and time-traveling 1948 Ava Gardner
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Tue April 24, 2018
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Jaxxon the green space rabbit becomes part of Star Wars canon. Jar-Jar Binks unavailable for comment
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Prince's estate suing the Illinois hospital he was rushed to days before his death; they've also chosen to sue Walgreen's for filling prescriptions
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Fri April 20, 2018
(PennLive)
 
 
 
There is no such thing as a green full moon, so stop anticipating one on April 20
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Wed April 18, 2018
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Too much green tea may be harmful to your health. That's it, I'm going back to bourbon then
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
And you get your free coffee right after Bill Gates ponies up that free trip to Disneyland you got in 1998 for forwarding an email
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(Bradenton Herald)
 
 
 
Florida Man tries to sell broccoli claiming it's weed, someone ends up getting killed. Jolly Green Giant wanted for questioning
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Sat April 14, 2018
(Do You Remember)
 
 
 
The worst fashion mistakes of the 1980s. We're looking at you, acid wash, neon, and shoulder pads
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Fri April 13, 2018
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Fishy odor; cottage-cheese consistency; green, yellow and frothy; cloudy and yellow; red or brown. Do any of these sound familiar?
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
Orson Welles's daughter begged Netflix to reconsider taking her late father's film to Cannes. No word if wine or green peas were involved
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Tue April 10, 2018
(Politico)
 
 
 
EPA staffer who green-lit report contradicting Scott Pruitt's claims of death threats has been disappeared
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(FOX6Now)
 
 
 
Yeah, Aaron Rodgers is cooler than you... again
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Thu April 05, 2018
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
'Your king hath received word that the guard of the Green Jacket plan to escort any patron who dare utter Dilly Dilly off yon premises.' However, 'For if thou cannot say Dilly Dilly, thou can still wear Dilly Dilly.'
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(The Masters Tournament)
 
 
 
Golf's rite of spring and quest for the Green Jacket begins today. Streaming coverage begins at 9:15 EDT, ESPN coverage at 3:00 EDT. A Tradition unlike any other, The Masters
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Some Oklahoma teachers are finding the grass really is greener in Texas, and are packing up their shiny little surreys with the fringe on the top and sweepin' down the plains
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Wed April 04, 2018
(PennLive)
 
 
 
Subby was going to come up with something clever about the world's smallest village being for sale, but it is located in Shartlesville, so the founding fathers of that town really deserve the green light, just for naming the town Shartlesville
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Tue April 03, 2018
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Another group comes out against Trump and EPA head Pruitt's reversal of greenhouse gas and fuel-economy standards approved during the Obama administration: automakers
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Now that the First Lady Melania's parents got their brand new green cards, the Trump administration starts to work on legislation aimed at closing immigration "loopholes". Tax loopholes still ok though
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(Live Science)
 
 
 
Artificial chameleon skin is weird and cool. Star Trek fans cause major increase in sales of green bed sheets
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Mon April 02, 2018
(Palm Beach Post)
 
 
 
News: Florida man (presumably) vandalizes Trump Golf Course sign w/ red paint. WTF: The Secret Service is investigating. That's right; the U.S. Treasury Dept. now investigates vandalism, but only at Trump properties
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Sun April 01, 2018
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Biologist tries to make glowing green beetles with 10 pairs of wings. For science, not for pranks
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(Austin Statesman)
 
 
 
Man used a hypodermic needle as a weapon during a robbery. What a prick
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Thu March 29, 2018
(Eat Sip Trip)
 
 
 
Know your peppercorns: when to use black, white, pink and green. How do you like to keep things spicy?
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Trump excitedly tweets photo of "the start" of his border wall, not realizing it's actually a different project green-lit by the Obama administration
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Wed March 28, 2018
(Scientific American)
 
 
 
The Sun is spitting out strange patterns of gamma rays-and no one knows why. In other news, large muscular green people seen in various locations
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Tue March 27, 2018
(MSN)
 
 
 
Jordy Nelson is 'hurt' that the Green Bay Packers did not try harder to keep him
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Fri March 23, 2018
(The Players' Tribune)
 
 
 
Jared Cook describes what it's like to be a Green Bay Packer
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