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Fri December 02, 2022
(CNN)
 
 
 
Pantone has decided that you will be using a lot of magenta paint next year
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Thu December 01, 2022
(NFL Spin Zone)
 
 
 
Washed up, overrated, disgruntled, pampered prima donna Green Bay QB headed to the Jets? This is not a repeat from 2008
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Tue November 29, 2022
(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
The Chicago Bears and Green Bay Packers have played 205 times in the past 100 years. No one alive can remember the last time the Bears won twice consecutively
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(Irish Examiner)
 
 
 
By 2025, a country famous for its well tanned and not pale people will power their grid 100% with solar energy
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Mon November 28, 2022
(Forbes)
 
 
 
Ireland decides they aren't green enough, decides to add legal marijuana
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Green Bay needs to be open to Love
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Sun November 27, 2022
(NBC 15 Madison)
 
 
 
Green Bay Packers player suspended for using performance enhancing substances. Stupid tag has pity on the rookie bench warmer who was on the field for a single play in the whole season, sends out Awkward tag instead
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Sunday Night Football sees Green Bay fly into Philadelphia. Will Aaron take his team to victory, or will Jalen put the Hurts on the Packers? It's on NBC starting at 8:20pm ET
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(The Direct)
 
 
 
Looks like they are rebooting Star Trek Deep Space 9 but moving it to Earth and calling it Green Lantern Corps
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
To be honest, my dad's the governor and I think you should greenlight this submission
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Fri November 25, 2022
(Variety)
 
 
 
South Korean prosecutors green light indictment for Squid Game star who got caught moving by a girl after she gave him the red light
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
If it's possible to reach peak uselessness, Glen Greenwald has achieved it
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Thu November 24, 2022
(Delish.com)
 
 
 
I thought I had an extra can of green beans for green bean casserole but it's peas. Should I get all dressed up to go to Dollar General or should I just enjoy the green peaness?
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Wed November 23, 2022
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Just in time for Thanksgiving, here are some holiday foods that you can safely share with your dog. Plain green beans are okay, but green bean casserole is right out, which is where I'd like to toss it. Welcome to Woofday Wetnose Wednesday
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Tue November 22, 2022
(Daily Record (UK))
 
 
 
Man discovers 'alien' on Scots beach after spotting strange green fluorescent object in sand, turns out to be a type of worm called a 'sea mouse'. Subby now not only afraid of land mice after viewing this creature
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(NCAA)
 
 
 
MACtion is on the Menu tonight as we wind down the football season. Can Ball State prove Cardinals better than Red Hawks? Plus the MAC East is settled as Bowling Green battles the Bobcats of Ohio University. It's your College Football Thread
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Feed me, Seymour - Levi Stubbs in his one and only public performance of 'Mean Green Mother From Outer Space' on March 30, 1987, at the 59th Academy Awards
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
That screeching longhaired guy in the green shirt at the Maricopa County Board of Supervisors meeting? He just appeared with Alex Jones and said robots are trying to control humanity. Thanks for letting us know, Kari Lake
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(WTOP)
 
 
 
If you're thinking about filing a story about unprecedented traffic delays over Thanksgiving, better get your stories in now or get stuck in the greenlight gridlock
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Mon November 21, 2022
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Patrick Mahomes and "the greatest tight end of all time'' are a combo not seen since Neil Lomax and Roy Green
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Sun November 20, 2022
(CNN)
 
 
 
Green Day Produce recalls mushroom packages due to possible health risk, dookie
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Thu November 17, 2022
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Thursday Night Football kicks off week 11 of the NFL season with the Titans visiting the Packers. Ryan Tannehill vs Aaron Rodgers. Will Tennessee win or can Green Bay continue the momentum from beating Dallas? Kickoff @ 8:15pm ET on Amazon Prime
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Just one college football game for Thursday Night but it is a good one between SMU and (21) Tulane. Can the Mustangs trot into New Orleans and take the win? Or will the Green Wave wash away the Ponies? Kickoff is at 7:30 PM ET on ESPN
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(Pitchfork)
 
 
 
They always were Green Day before Green Day
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Wed November 16, 2022
(South Bend Tribune)
 
 
 
In what cannot be called an inspiring journey, former NBA first round pick Donte Greene robbed a gas station in Goshen, Indiana
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Tue November 15, 2022
(Sports Illustrated)
 
 
 
MACtion is on the menu for tonight's college football thread. Can Bowling Green fly past Toledo at the Battle of I-75? Will the Bobcats tear down the Cardinals and secure a spot in Detroit? It's your College football Discussion Thread
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Have you harvested the last of your garden? Are your mums still alive? Do you have a greenhouse to continue your gardening? This is your Tuesday FARK Gardening Thread for November 15
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(Worldometers)
 
 
 
By the time this is greened, the world population will have reached 8 billion. Just remember resources are finite. Have fun sleeping
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Fri November 11, 2022
(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
DOJ asks for Matt Gaetz's wingman Joel Greenberg to get a below federal minimum sentencing as thanks for his cooperation on multiple investigations
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Wed November 09, 2022
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Voters elect dead man over Green Party candidate, saying that based on previous experience they expect him to get more accomplished during his term
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Mon November 07, 2022
(Sports Illustrated)
 
 
 
Is the season over for the Green Bay Packers after today's abysmal performance? Well, no... but also yes
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Sun November 06, 2022
(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
After pinky swearing in the last election not to sell Ontario's greenbelt to developers, guess what Premier Doug Ford did. Go on. You'll never guess
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Sat November 05, 2022
(KPAX Missoula)
 
 
 
Toys For Tots donations stolen before Christmas. Suspect described as wearing ill-fitting Santa suit, green, with small canine accomplice
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Thu November 03, 2022
(Interesting Engineering)
 
 
 
Wow, cool new green technology. Err nope, and uh, nope
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Wed November 02, 2022
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Study shows people will believe implausible claims after just 5 repeated exposures. This headline will go green. This headline will go green. This headline will go green. This headline will go green. This headline will go green
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Tue November 01, 2022
(Fark)
 
 
 
It's now November where we are either wrapping up growing things outside or going exclusively to greenhouses. How will November be for you? It is your FARK gardening thread for November 1, 2022
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Mon October 31, 2022
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Don't lick your fingers to unstick the pages
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(Syracuse Post-Standard)
 
 
 
City officials warn voters that Bills QB Josh Allen is not eligible to be elected Mayor since he is already in charge of Green Bay
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Spend your Halloween with a monster - Cookie Monster, that is, when he was green, unintelligible and appearing on the Ed Sullivan Show on October 8, 1967
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Sun October 30, 2022
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Sunday Night Football sees the Packers travel to Buffalo to take on the Bills. Will Aaron Rogers lead Green Bay to the win, or will Josh Allen drive the Bills to victory? Game will be broadcast on NBC @ 8:20 PM ET
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Sat October 29, 2022
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
One in five Americans avoid hangover issues, manage to get more celebrity death greens because of reaction skills in the morning
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Thu October 27, 2022
(CNN)
 
Hero
 
Father of the year is a Kentucky basketball fan. This story may be the easiest greenlit thread ever
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Tue October 25, 2022
(PennLive)
 
 
 
Hobby Lobby owner says he's giving up the company for God. God reportedly not interested
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Mon October 24, 2022
(TVLine)
 
 
 
Director of "Halloween End" claims he meant to do that: "Never once considered making a Laurie and Michael movie. The concept that it should be a final showdown-type brawl never even crossed our minds." Instead, Green set out to tell a "love story
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Greenpeace says plastic recycling remains a female orgasm
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Fri October 21, 2022
(Brand Eating)
 
 
 
BK's Ghost Pepper Whopper reviewed, deemed "a solid and spicy burger with a nice flavor and a fair variety of textures. That being said, it carries a premium price that doesn't really add up"
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Thu October 20, 2022
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Taylor, bro, can you cover for me? Sorry dude, already paid my green fee
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Genetic analysis of bones found in Greenland helps explain how early peoples' use of resources helped them survive. This is also why you should seek medical attention if the condition lasts more than four hours
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
It turns out Marjorie Taylor Greene had a good reason to ask for a pardon
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Wed October 19, 2022
(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Publishing an op-ed written by Sen. Tom Cotton was a bold strategy. Let's see how it worked out for the New York Times editor who green-lit it
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Tue October 18, 2022
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Despite Warriors signing Jordan Poole and Andrew Wiggins to huge extensions, virtually begging Draymond Green to go away, Woj predicts Draymond will F things up again by exercising $27.5M player option for 2023-24 and fighting for PT
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Mon October 17, 2022
(Sports Illustrated)
 
 
 
How Draymond Green almost ruined the Warriors season before it even started
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Sun October 16, 2022
(The Ringer)
 
 
 
The Green Day song that plagued graduation ceremonies and parties for years has turned 25. People still don't realize the song's real meaning
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(UPI)
 
 
 
I will not bake Green Eggs and Ham / I will not bake them, Sam-I-Am
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Sat October 15, 2022
(Brand Eating)
 
 
 
7-Eleven unveils Green Apple Slurpee, reminiscent of "a freshly picked apple on a crisp autumn day" except that it's a Slurpee
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Fri October 14, 2022
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Green energy advocates and animal conservationists in Wyoming are colliding over policy and solutions because golden eagles are colliding with windfarms
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Thu October 13, 2022
(WRAL)
 
 
 
Reset the clock... greenway edition. Off duty cop killed, others hurt. Suspect in custody
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Marjorie Taylor Greene (R - Neander Valley) on Alex Jones' leadership of Sandy Hook families' harassment: "That's what freedom of speech is. Freedom to speak words. Political persecution must end"
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Walgreens growing even faster than its receipts
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(WOODTV Grand Rapids)
 
 
 
Pro Tip; if you're going to use a fake cashier's check to steal a car, do it to steal something nondescript, instead of a lime green 2020 Camaro
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Wed October 12, 2022
(Fox 5 New York)
 
 
 
Member of 'Green Goblin' subway robbers arrested in NYC. William Dafoe unavailable for comment
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Tue October 11, 2022
(Sports Illustrated)
 
 
 
Jordan Poole slowly recovering from being savagely punched by Draymond Green. May be able to begin long rehab process soon
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Mon October 10, 2022
(KUOW Seattle)
 
 
 
After 2.5 years, Seattle's Green Lake to once again permit wheels on circular lake path, trusting Lance Armstrongs and Tony Hawks to stay in their lane separate from pedestrians
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(JSOnline)
 
 
 
If Green Bay's QB can own the Bears and their fans, I guess Green Bay's fans can own London
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(CNN)
 
 
 
TFG: The GSA packed all the boxes, I can't be blamed or prosecuted for their mistake. GSA: We didn't pack the boxes, we just moved them after you wrapped them in hideous green shrink wrap
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Harvey Weinstein's LA trial gets the green light
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Sun October 09, 2022
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Draymond to take a few days off, not because he tried to murder Jordan Poole, but because it's so humiliating for Jordan Poole's mother and father to see video of Draymond trying to murder their son
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Thu October 06, 2022
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Draymond may have gone nuts again
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Mon October 03, 2022
(The Verge)
 
 
 
Maybe Soylent Green really was people, humanely human-composted people. With outstanding graphics and explanation in this article making it worth the read
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Sun October 02, 2022
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Week 4 of the NFL brings us to London, where the Vikings are looking to conquer the Saints. Later on Buffalo battles the Ravens while New England visits Green Bay. Kickoff at 9:30 AM ET on NFL Network
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Sat October 01, 2022
(Popular Science)
 
 
 
How going surf over turf can lead to a smaller greenhouse gas footprint and better nutrition in a rare (and delicious) STEM/Food tab crossover
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(CBS 21 Harrisburg)
 
 
 
Green dog born in Maine. Subby is still waiting for his Red Dog
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Wed September 28, 2022
(Sports Illustrated)
 
 
 
Pickleball has become such a craze that it now has a pro Major League, which is expanding to 16 teams, with NBA stars Lebron James, Dray Green and Kevin Love all buying in for a slice of dill
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Mon September 26, 2022
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Madonna throws a boogie-down dance party for her 17-year-old son, David Banda. Your dog wants a stunning green-sequined Thundershirt (and steak)
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Sun September 25, 2022
(Boston.com)
 
 
 
This picturesque 4-bedroom, 3-bath Cape features a screened-in patio, greenhouse, chef's kitchen, chicken coop, and a 7200 square foot reinforced concrete vault
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Fri September 23, 2022
(WCVB Boston)
 
 
 
Boston's Orange Line re-enters service, doesn't immediately burst into flames. Green-with-jealousy Line promptly derails in bid for attention
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Wed September 21, 2022
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Greenland chef's menu does not specialize in frozen food
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Mon September 19, 2022
(Pantagraph)
 
 
 
Indiana Jones of paleontology trying to start museum of Green Sahara
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(MovieWeb)
 
 
 
John's bargain with Lucifer comes due; after Keanu Constantine 2 greenlit, HBO Constantine gets axed
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Sat September 17, 2022
(Guardian)
 
 
 
In shocking news that is as shocking as something that is very shocking, oil companies had no intention of reaching climate goals or going green. Philip J. Fry unavailable for comment
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Fri September 16, 2022
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Guitar lesson as written by a mommy blogger sharing her family's secret recipe for green bean casserole, brought over from the old country and passed down from generation to generation
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
While defending a position on guns and violence, rather than using her words, Marjorie Taylor Greene appears use violence... to step on the heels or kick the back of the legs of a gun control advocate
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Thu September 15, 2022
(Irish Mirror)
 
 
 
Incredible footage of huge green 'meteor' in sky over Ireland, locals spooked thinking it was the end of green days
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Donald Trump is suing the founder of Fark.com for violating his Drew Curtis™ trademark. Maybe Fark Leader needs to hire "She-Hulk: Attorney at Law." Episode 5, "Mean, Green, and Straight Poured into These Jeans," is streaming on Disney+ now
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(Aaron Rupar)
 
 
 
Noam Chomsky, Glenn Greenwald, and Tucker Carlson all look pretty stupid about Ukraine right now
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Wed September 14, 2022
(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
"What a lovely day at the ballpark. Grass is green, crowd is hyped and oh crud I'm up"
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(Pitchfork)
 
 
 
Never cocained? A blogger states Nicki Minaj is a "cokehead" who was "shoving all this cocaine up her nose," so she's suing for lots of money. Minaj thinks the blogger was put up to it by a rival performer. Who could that be? Hmm
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Tue September 13, 2022
(Some astronomers)
 
 
 
Your friendly neighborhood JWST photographs the Orion Nebula
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(Some astronomers)
 
 
 
Your friendly neighborhood JWST photographs the Orion Nebula
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Mon September 12, 2022
(The Advocate)
 
 
 
Someone wants desperately to be Michigan's Marjorie Tater Green
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Sun September 11, 2022
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Russian television pundits are starting to look a little green around the gills as they process the Ukrainian counteroffensive
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Sat September 10, 2022
(Big E Radio)
 
 
 
At 10:30PM ET it is Noise Factor on Big E Radio. After the chill long weekend it's time to crank the amp to eleven. New tracks from Cave In, Green Ripper, Astro Throne, and more. Classics like Megadeth and Rollins Band, and a story about Fark
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(NASA)
 
 
 
California had a massive, recordbreaking heatwave in September. Wait, did I say California? I meant Greenland
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(Delish.com)
 
 
 
Green Mountain Coffee has some of the best filters subby ever saw
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Fri September 09, 2022
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Black Adam trailer possibly revealing something resembling a plot. Who's the lady in the green suit?
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Thu September 08, 2022
(EurekAlert)
 
 
 
Some of your "green" household consumer products are as bad or even worse than their 'normal' counterparts. So there's that
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Energy companies are full of brown when it comes to being green. Shocking, but true
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(MSN)
 
 
 
My son asked me to set up a college fund for his 5-year-old daughter. My granddaughter says, 'Who's nana?' Why should I spare some of my lawn green for an ungrateful crotchfruit who clearly can't spell or understand capitalization?
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Mon September 05, 2022
(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
More sustainable than meat, not as sustainable as Soylent Green
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Sun September 04, 2022
(NBC News)
 
 
 
All the M-A-L classified documents are bound for the Trump Presidential Library in Greenland. You can believe this
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(Salon)
 
 
 
Majorly Terrible Greene discusses how the evil Left encourages kids to identify as cats and pee in litter boxes. This is not a joke headline. She actually did
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Fri September 02, 2022
(The Drive)
 
 
 
The Big Ass Green Laser is non-lethal. For now
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Thu September 01, 2022
(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
The BoingBoing editor drank 10 pints of beer before greenlighting this headline
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Fires and electrical explosions forced Amazon to take all of its U.S. solar rooftops offline last year. Welp, y'all tried but green energy is too risky; better revert to safe, tried-and-true combustion of whale and baby seal oil
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Are electric cars truly 'green'? The answer is yes...sorta
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Wed August 31, 2022
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Ship runs aground in the Suez, evergreen story
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Mon August 29, 2022
(Guardian)
 
 
 
A new study of the ice cap melting in Greenland shows it will raise sea levels a foot higher than previously thought. And not only is there nothing we can do to stop it, it's the best case scenario
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Thu August 25, 2022
(Denver Channel)
 
 
 
Ignore that soylent green aftertaste
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(NPR)
 
Hero
 
How Blondie shattered the expectations of punk and set the stage for the Avril Lavignes, Alanis Morisettes, Green Days, and Blink 182s that would take punk to its next level
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Wed August 24, 2022
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Happy Soylent Green Day. Eat up people
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Margarine's green trailer allegedly SWATted last night
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Tue August 23, 2022
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
So Long, And Thanks For Killing All The Fish: 90% of marine species at risk of extinction by 2100 if greenhouse gas emissions are not curbed
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Mon August 22, 2022
(ESPN)
 
 
 
The second weekend of the NFL preseason wraps up with the one more contest. Will the Atlanta Falcons fly by the New York Jets? Or will the Jets soar past them? Is red and black or green and white a better color combo? Kickoff at 8:00 PM ET on ESPN
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Hipsters up in arms as Green company takes the Vinyl out of Vinyl records
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Sun August 21, 2022
(CBC)
 
 
 
Flying green beaver successfully makes its way to Vancouver Island. Surprisingly, no drugs involved
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Fri August 19, 2022
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Three preseason games for Friday Night Football. At 7:00 PM ET on NFL Network it will be the Panthers and Patriots, also there is the Saints marching into Green Bay to battle the Packers (8:00 PM) and the Texans and Rams (10:00 PM on NFL Network)
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Just when you think GOP discrimination can't get worse, Marjorie Greene steps up to the plate
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Thu August 18, 2022
(Some Mouse House Production)
 
 
 
Tatiana Maslany won't play ALL the parts, no Baby Cha Cha Easter Egg, and Deadpool won't be on the other side of the 4th Wall. Jennifer Walters goes green for "She Hulk: Attorney at Law", Episode 1 on Disney+, 3 AM ET. Now go buy yourself a Marvel
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Tue August 16, 2022
(WTOP)
 
 
 
FDA gives the green light to over-the-counter aids for mild to moderate hearing loss, going on sale this fall
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Mon August 15, 2022
(World Health Organization)
 
 
 
Suggestions are now being taken for renaming Monkeypox to something less primate. Register with ICTV to submit your suggestions. Figuring out the registration process is part of the test to see if you're worthy of a greenlight, so no cheating
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(Japan Today)
 
 
 
Greenpeace Japan rips nation's coffee chains for using 370 million disposable cups per year and 1 million per day, which would equal height of 10,000 Mt Fujis if stacked on top of one another. Think of how many Rhode Islands that would weigh
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Sat August 13, 2022
(BBC-US)
 
Hero
 
France exempts golf courses from watering bans. French climate activists: Tiens ma bière
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(Contemporist)
 
 
 
Photoshop this unusual greenhouse
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(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
Everything you wanted to know about She-Hulk but were too afraid to ask the 6 foot 7 inch 650 pound green goddess of pain
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
What green screens can do today
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Fri August 12, 2022
(CNN)
 
 
 
Walgreens is paying signing bonuses up to $75,000 to pharmacists. So if you like selling drugs and counting money, this might be the job for you
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Thu August 11, 2022
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Paper on the human eye's perception of light absorption and reflection has some scientists feeling blue but others seeing red or left green with envy
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(KTVU Bay Area News)
 
 
 
Walgreens blamed for San Francisco opioid crisis, creating shoplifting predicament, and car burglary plague. CVS quietly lengthens receipts hoping for similar publicity
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Wed August 10, 2022
(Lehigh Valley Live)
 
 
 
Teen dies in woodchipper incident. Should Subby go with a Fargo reference for the Green or a Tucker and Dale Versus Evil for the self-satisfaction of Too Obscure?
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(Smithsonian Magazine)
 
 
 
Remember that time coal was a newfangled, eco-friendly green energy solution? Well, someone does
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Tue August 09, 2022
(Merriam-Webster)
 
 
 
The Merriam-Webster word of the day for August 9 is riposte, as in you submitted this with a funnier headline, but this riposte will get the green light
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Mon August 08, 2022
(CNN)
 
 
 
Global warming melts Greenland ice cap. "Maybe there's treasure there?"
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(The Verge)
 
 
 
A fool and his money are soon parted. NFTs allow this process to loop endlessly. At least it did for the CEO of Cameo and actor Seth Green for their $300,000+ bored ape NFTs
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Finally, the First negative review of "the Sandman". Jesus fark: By someone who wished it had been more like the "Lucifer" Fox show or "Green Arrow" on CW
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Marjorie Traitor Greene can't even anymore about J6, says she was very upset when it happened thinking "this is Antifa" and no one can convince her it was Trump supporters (w/video)
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
"Your mission, should you choose to accept it, is listen to how these punches perfectly sync with the Mission: Impossible theme song. This thread will greenlight in 5 seconds"
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Fri August 05, 2022
(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
Mike Lindell tells us that the machines have taken over and Australia and Venezuela are gone. You know what's next? ♫ United States, Canada, Mexico, Panama, Haiti, Jamaica, Peru, Republic Dominican, Cuba, Caribbean, Greenland, El Salvador, too ♫
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