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Fri September 30, 2022
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Florida homes downgraded to junk. As it was before, so it shall ever be
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Fri September 23, 2022
(The Philadelphia Inquirer)
 
 
 
Tips for getting upgraded on your next flight: dress nicely, be polite, and CashApp $167 on the side to the checkin agent
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(WTHR Indianapolis)
 
 
 
Parents upset about sketchy, Christian charter school coming to poor, urban district. Wait, sorry, it's a wealthy, suburban district. They aren't wrong
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(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Mercury Prize in retrograde for next month
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(KSL Salt Lake City)
 
 
 
Subby and other Utahan Farkers have a choice of voting out the known Mike Lee (no brainer) but the only viable alternative is voting for someone who claims to be unaffiliated but could turn into a Manchinema 2.0 upgrade without the quirkiness
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Thu September 15, 2022
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Mostly you don't see an 8% drop in value after a serious upgrade in your technology. Mostly
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Tue September 13, 2022
(Fox 21 News)
 
 
 
Yo dawg, I heard you liked first grade
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Mon September 12, 2022
(Bon Appetit)
 
 
 
A pinch of ground vanilla upgrades yogurt, coffee, granola, and more importantly allows you to tell everyone how interesting you are because you upgrade your yogurt, coffee and granola with a pinch of ground vanilla
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Sat September 10, 2022
(Lex 18)
 
 
 
Second-grade teacher creates Post-It note murals. How good could it be? Oh my
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Thu September 08, 2022
(Big Think)
 
 
 
Interesting fact about Mercury's retrograde motion: it occurs 3 or 4 times a year. No other planet ever gets more than 1
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Tue September 06, 2022
(MLive.com)
 
 
 
Typical but often useless strategy: Not revealing who your starting QB will be. Really dumb and pointless strategy: Not revealing who your offensive playcaller will be
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(KSL Salt Lake City)
 
Hero
 
When a Uvalde teacher was shot and lay bleeding for an hour before help arrived, 16 people did what they could to comfort her - even though one of them was also wounded. If only school administrators and police cared as much as 4th-graders
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Thu September 01, 2022
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Test scores show American fourth graders are rapidly turning into Americans
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
6th grade assignment, Bradenton FL
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Wed August 31, 2022
(The Baltimore Banner)
 
 
 
After police investigation, armed drug dealers demanding $50k to film 'Lady in the Lake' downgraded to just some angry street vendor complaining
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(ABC 15)
 
 
 
You know the rules. If you're going to bring guns to your second grade class, you have to bring enough for everyone, not just two
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(Twisted Sifter)
 
 
 
Sooo, what IS the worst that could happen if someone accidentally spilled, say, indestructible tardigrades and human DNA samples on the moon? Um, no reason
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Fri August 26, 2022
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
The dog ate your homework. And yours. And yours. And yours. And yours. And yours
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
The dog ate your homework. And yours. And yours. And yours. And yours. And yours
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Wed August 24, 2022
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Speaking as a low-grade champagne socialist, I can't figure out if this is awesome or horrible
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Tue August 23, 2022
(Global News (Canada))
 
 
 
Fourteen year old girl, playing her 3rd tournament ever, does what subby hasn't managed in 35 years of playing the game, twice in the same round
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Thu August 18, 2022
(SFGate)
 
 
 
Guy who was famous for a weekend in Vegas downgraded to Napa
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Wed August 17, 2022
(The Verge)
 
 
 
Hack tool "Rubber Ducky" reportedly upgraded and more dangerous than ever. Ernie wanted for questioning
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Tue August 16, 2022
(Electrek)
 
 
 
It seems the feds have upgraded from that "Two Guys from Quantico Pizza" van
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
To combat declining enrollment, colleges need to embrace better customer service, like making it easier to appeal low grades, instead of, say, making a degree affordable
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(AL.com)
 
 
 
IRS: Teachers can deduct $300 of their own money for classroom supplies. SUBMITTER: the US spends $15,000 per pupil, so why are teachers spending their own money?
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Fri August 12, 2022
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Longest river in France downgraded to longest patch of dirt in France
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Thu August 11, 2022
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Six Flags downgraded to Four 1/2 Banners and a Pennant
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Thu August 04, 2022
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Ex-fundagelical reviews the anti-abortion paper she wrote in 9th grade for homeschool
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Loch Ness Monster downgraded to Loch Ness Eel
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Wed August 03, 2022
(Oddity Central)
 
 
 
There's a reason why extreme Alpine football is only played on the steepest of mountain slopes in the Alps. These football nutters are slanted toward the extreme
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Tue August 02, 2022
(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Wait, what? Dude... that's false advertising
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Sun July 31, 2022
(Guardian)
 
 
 
For no reason at all, members of Congress are given 10k each to upgrade their home security
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(KSL Salt Lake City)
 
 
 
Finally, a Guinness World Record all your neighborhood first-graders will care about
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Thu July 28, 2022
(Pixel Envy)
 
 
 
Old: Freedumb Phone $500, a rebadged $120 Chinese import. New: Unplugged Phone $850 with "government grade security". Fark: it's hawked by Eric, Prince of Blackwater. Ultra Fark: Glenn Greenwald claims he's not promoting it
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Tue July 26, 2022
(The Register)
 
 
 
What might be the world's oldest Linux install has been upgraded continuously since 1993. Meanwhile, you're probably stuck on Windows 7
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Fri July 22, 2022
(Twitter)
 
 
 
The J.P. Morgan of crypto is desperately looking for more cash. Presumably to upgrade his $10 wardrobe and not to shore up his billion-dollar ponzi empire
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Thu July 07, 2022
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
But can you play "Doom" on it?
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Mon July 04, 2022
(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Virus suspected in deaths of I.E. donkeys. Upgrade your ass to Edge
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Sun July 03, 2022
(CNBC)
 
 
 
New innovation: economy class passengers may pay an extra fee to lie down during long flights, which is totally different from paying an extra fee to upgrade to business class
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Tue June 28, 2022
(MassLive)
 
 
 
Boston strong, Garoppolo weak
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(You holler)
 
 
 
"The same U-haul truck was involved in a vehicle fire the day before"
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Sun June 26, 2022
(AutoEvolution)
 
 
 
Man modifies his Tesla, upgrades to high performance brakes. The new brakes fail and he hits a wall at 160mph. Obviously this is Tesla's fault and a recall must be issued
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Sat June 25, 2022
(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
"Found On Road Dead" automotive company vows to upgrade their production quality to at least the "Fix Or Repair Daily" level of competency
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Fri June 24, 2022
(CNN)
 
 
 
Texas school district announces that students will not be allowed to wear dresses or skirts to school after the 5th grade. Burqas, baggy bodysuits, full body tents, and other clothing that conceals feminine shame presumably still acceptable
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Thu June 23, 2022
(Above the Law)
 
 
 
Bill Barr may be out office but he is still working hard to degrade the US AG office and cement his place in history as a major jackhole
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Wed June 22, 2022
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Having already demolished two fourth grade classrooms, Uvalde city leaders agree to finish the job
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Tue June 21, 2022
(The Mainichi (Japan))
 
 
 
Remember the Japanese man who accidentally received an entire town's COVID stimulus funding and lost all $343,800 in online gambling? Then the town recovered "most" of it? Well, that's been upgraded to "all" of it
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Mon June 20, 2022
(KIRO-7 Seattle)
 
 
 
More "sovereign citizens" arrested in California. Deputies found a significant amount of "live ammunition, black gunpowder and an improvised military-grade explosive device." Probably just used for fishing
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Thu June 16, 2022
(NBC Washington)
 
 
 
This 5th grader disliked the lack of lettuce in his school taco, so he contacted his state rep and fixed the problem. You got 2 tacos at Taco Bell that resembled day-old vomit, ate both, spent 2 days on the toilet, and now plan to go back for more
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Tue June 14, 2022
(YouTube)
 
Video
 
Kraft Macaroni and Cheese powder on prime grade steaks may make you lactose intolerant
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Fri June 10, 2022
(Metro)
 
 
 
I tried, but sometimes you can't improve on the original headline: Granny's bush so big it's 'a hazard to anyone who walks past'
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Wed June 08, 2022
(MSN)
 
 
 
Shockingly, it seems that a South African Boxer who turned away from his opponent during a match and started punching the air, was suffering from a brain injury, which, Tuesday night was upgraded to a FATAL brain injury
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Tue June 07, 2022
(SoraNews24)
 
 
 
Showing how old and decrepit the Yakuza are getting, bosses can't figure out how to upgrade their 3G flip phones to 4G, and mobile providers by law can't sell 4G or 5G service to gangsters
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(Daily Mail)
 
Hero
 
15 year old Ukrainian uses toy drone to help destroy Russian convoy, is rewarded with a upgraded military drone for his trouble. Stay tuned for the followup
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Mon June 06, 2022
(Zillow)
 
 
 
It has that Unabomber feel, but upgraded
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Sun June 05, 2022
(The Hill)
 
 
 
In Russia stonks go "Niet"
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