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Tue November 30, 2021
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Cuomo brothers beginning to look more and more like Trump family members
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Mon November 29, 2021
(CNN)
 
 
 
Matthew McConaughey on running for Texas governor: "No Way. No Way. No Way"
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Wed November 24, 2021
(Twitter)
 
 
 
And you thought being a former Governor of Illinois was a rough gig
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Tue November 23, 2021
(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Gov. Newsom has taken the radical step of asking police and CHP to help fight the wave of "flash mob" thefts at retail stores. Wait, the police can assist in property crimes? When did that start?
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Mon November 22, 2021
(People's Policy Project)
 
 
 
As currently written, in order to actually be implemented, the BBB child care and pre-k programs have to be passed not just by the House, Senate, and President Biden, but also by each individual state's lower house, upper house, and governor
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Sun November 21, 2021
(AL.com)
 
 
 
Alabama's Governor Meemaw has steadfastly stood by Trump, which he's repaying by offering to endorse an opponent
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Sat November 20, 2021
(CNN)
 
 
 
Wisconsin GOP: "Retreat? In our moment of triumph?"
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Fri November 19, 2021
(Chron)
 
 
 
Rest of the US: There's a shipping container shortage hurting the economy; Texas: Got any spare shipping containers? We're building a border wall
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
DeJoy won't be destroying the USPS for much longer
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(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
Let's Go (to) Brandon
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Thu November 18, 2021
(AP News)
 
 
 
OK Governor steps in to halt execution. Sounds more than OK to me though
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(Fox 7 Austin)
 
 
 
Beto O'Rourke raised $2 million in 24 hours since announcing he was running for governor of Texas. Abbott meanwhile, has $55 million under the couch cushions, and can fleece the rubes for money anytime he needs it
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(MSN)
 
 
 
DeathSantis wins legislative permission to kill more Floridians
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Wed November 17, 2021
(Gothamist)
 
 
 
He's always SH*T moving, SH*T and he wants to SH*TC*CK be the Governor of New York
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Florida votes to secede... from OSHA
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Tue November 16, 2021
(NBC Connecticut)
 
 
 
Unions file lawsuit seeking collective bargaining rights for National Guard members, but governors fight back since they have no idea who they'd send in to bust a National Guard strike
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Iowa governor pulls up her bootstraps and uses federal Covid funds to fill in that shortfall in her normal budget. Was that wrong? Should I have not done that?
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Mon November 15, 2021
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Houston doctor has her privileges suspended at the hospital where she works for "spreading dangerous misinformation about Covid". Governor Abbott expected to offer her the position of TX Surgeon General before the day is out
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(Texas Monthly)
 
 
 
Beto O'Rourke has heard your pleas and will be running for governor of Texas. Oh, you didn't plead for him to run for governor of Texas? Well, he heard something
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Sat November 13, 2021
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Wisconsin Governor orders National Guard to put down the cheese curds as Rittenhouse trial nears end
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Fri November 12, 2021
(Some Fatherland)
 
 
 
Iowa governor signs the Educational Freedom Pledge. What is the Educational Freedom Pledge, you ask? Well, sit a spell, and let me weave you a tale of the glorious homeschooled future that awaits us
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Thu November 11, 2021
(The Tennessean)
 
 
 
Tennessee's Governor says Republican bill to get rid of COVID safety measures and kill more citizens needs a few tweaks, but he plans to sign it. That'll show Kentucky
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Tue November 09, 2021
(WPTV)
 
 
 
Governor DeathSentence whines about: A) media treating him unfairly; B) nobody understands him; or C) not receiving his share of infrastructure bill funds?
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(Boston Herald)
 
 
 
Refusing to show proof of vaccination OR apply for an exemption to vaccination will surely get you hailed as a patriotic hero here in deep-red Biden-hating... Massachusetts?
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(CBS Miami)
 
 
 
Roger Stone threatens to run for Governor in 2022 unless Governor DeathSentence promises to not run for President in 2024. With GQP like this, whom do you trust?
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Mon November 08, 2021
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Israeli archaeologists find evidence that Texas governor Abbott has procured Obama's time machine
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(ABC Action News)
 
 
 
Governor DeathSentence, state GOP leadership announce new legislative agenda to outlaw federal COVID-19 vaccine mandates, secede from OSHA. This is not a repeat from 1861
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Concerned moms only concerned children getting in the way of their consumption of box wine while watching their soap operas during the school day, elect Republican governor to take care of the problem (permanently if the COVID gets its way)
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Sat November 06, 2021
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Governor-elect who ran on voting "integrity" outraged at questions about why his 17-year-old son tried to vote. Twice
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(WFLA Tampa Bay)
 
 
 
Florida judge dismissed lawsuit by six Florida school districts against Florida Governor's ban on mask mandates, quarantining infected students, parents because Florida
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Fri November 05, 2021
(Politico)
 
 
 
Who is responsible for the creation of the Youngkin Republican?
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(WBTV 3 Charlotte)
 
 
 
South Carolina's governor and chief plague rat demands that state government help spread COVID
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Thu November 04, 2021
(Axios)
 
 
 
Plan on voting Democrat? That's an arrestin'
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Democrats won the governor's race in New Jersey and Republicans won the governor's race in Virginia, yet the media coverage has created narrative that the results were a disaster for Democrats. Starting to think the media may not have a liberal bias
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Bada bing Order up some Disco Fries and Gabagool and talk like a Soprano The demand for Fraudits spreads... to New Jersey
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Tue November 02, 2021
(NPR)
 
 
 
Virginia Governor's race: incoming results thread
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(Pix11)
 
 
 
Because he did such a good job as mayor, Bill de Blasio says he'll run for governor of New York
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Trump told to stay out of Nebraska by bullshiat artist. Scratch that, they're a Bull Semen Baron. Which is like a Cow Cum Count, but has larger holdings
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Mon November 01, 2021
(Some Yooper, Probably)
 
 
 
Michigan moves to have gun stores and shooting ranges classified as "essential businesses" so that during the next pandemic idiots can still get shot while refusing to get shots
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Fri October 29, 2021
(The Week)
 
 
 
What's the latest polling showing in the Virginia governor's race? Oh. Oh my
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Looks like some 'mighty fine people' support the GOP candidate for governor in Virginia
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Thu October 28, 2021
(CBS Baltimore)
 
 
 
Maryland: Defund the police. Governor Hogan: Okay, I will put more in de fund for da police
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Red state Governor signed law mandating childhood vaccine records be entered into state database. Yes. That red state. But no, not that vaccine
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Wed October 27, 2021
(MSN)
 
 
 
Kristof running for governor of Oregon? That's my fetish
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Local woman running for governor: "I graduated high school at 21 and I am DONE with tests"
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Tue October 26, 2021
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Alabama governor orders state agencies to spread COVID as quickly as possible
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Chris Cillizza: Nobody called out Terry McCauliffe for making an accurate statement
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(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
Someone had to tell Missouri's governor that subjecting oneself to reading Fark's horrible HTML isn't a crime
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(Hill Reporter)
 
 
 
If you thought the Governor of Florida couldn't get any creepier, you were probably wrong
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Mon October 25, 2021
(LGBTQ Nation)
 
 
 
After weeks of dodging the question, VA gubernatorial candidate and Trump clone Glenn Youngkin finally admits that he is opposed to gay marriage. But he wants you to know that he still loves everyone equally, so there's that to consider
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Please proceed
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Fri October 22, 2021
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Dumb Mistake? Never had race issues you were aware of growing up in Syracuse? You never heard of the Syracuse 8 I guess. Or the 15th ward. Or how 2/3 of Syracuse blacks live so far the poverty line they can't afford a bus to get to a poll
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Oh wait, cannabis is causing a water shortage in Oregon?
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(ABC Action News)
 
 
 
Governor DeathSentence now calling for special legislative session to "address vaccine mandates impacting jobs." Dude, haven't you killed enough Floridians already?
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Thu October 21, 2021
(NJ.com)
 
 
 
In a ringing endorsement, NJ's largest paper says voters might as well reelect the mediocre governor because the other guy would be much worse for the state
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(CBS Minnesota)
 
 
 
"If you love the Stones and protecting your fellow Minnesotans, then get your shot at the Rolling Stones vaccine clinic"
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Q-Nut candidate Michele Fiore wants to be upfront and keep you abreast of her huge plans to titillate conservative voters with her big guns as she runs for Governor over huge tracts of land
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Florida election officials of both parties to the governor and lawmakers: Your actions and public statements are undermining democracy and putting the very concept of free and fair elections at risk. Gov and Legislature: DUH
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Sun October 17, 2021
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Virginia republican governor hopeful sees his best path to victory by campaigning on the dangers of schools teaching the truth
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Turns out advocating for death can hurt a governor's popularity
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Sat October 16, 2021
(My Northwest)
 
 
 
The percentage of vaccinated state employees in Washington state is over 90% and is about to start climbing rapidly next week
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Fri October 15, 2021
(I Heart Radio)
 
 
 
1, 2, 3, 4, Let me tell you how it will be, 'cause I'm the Taxwoman
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(Politicus USA)
 
 
 
Abbott learns he can't overrule the Pentagon
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Thu October 14, 2021
(Fox 2 St. Louis)
 
 
 
Missouri journalist finds unencrypted private teacher data available on state's website, reports it to the state so they can fix it, and instead of thanking reporter, Missouri's idiot governor wants to prosecute
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(Boston.com)
 
 
 
40% of state's prison guards ignore Republican governor's vaccine mandate, presumably logically figuring that the state isn't about to fire 40% of its prison guards all at once
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Wed October 13, 2021
(KCEN TV Waco)
 
 
 
The ruler of Gilead is now trolling other states
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
New York governor apologizes to families of nursing home COVID victims because the former one that killed them never did
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(New Hampshire Public Radio)
 
 
 
The GQP controlled New Hampshire Executive Council (the real power in the state) just voted to reject $27 million in Federal Covid Relief Funds that the GOP Governor said was absolutely essential to battle Covid, because Fark y'all, that's why
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Governor Abbottoir isn't even trying to hide Gilead anymore
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(St. Louis Public Radio)
 
 
 
Missouri Governor Droopy Dog has upgraded himself to Governor Boss Hogg
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Tue October 12, 2021
(MSN)
 
 
 
Texas-based Southwest and American Airlines to Governor Abbottoir, regarding his little anti-vaccine tantrum: "Eat shiat, Greg"
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Covid mask mandate protesters postpone protest after a member contracts ... well, you can guess
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
California to ban small gas engines by 2024
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(LGBTQ Nation)
 
 
 
Franklin Graham praises North Carolina LT Governor Mark Robinson for preaching 'Hate Thy Neighbor'
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(NPR)
 
 
 
So what is the long term game plan for the GOP: kill each and every person they can?
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Democratic candidate for governor of Virginia says something smart, so obviously CNN has to shiat all over him
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Mon October 11, 2021
(Texas Tribune)
 
 
 
Do you possess the courage to extend that to all vaccines, Governor? Or just the politically convenient ones
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Sat October 09, 2021
(The New Civil Rights Movement)
 
 
 
It's like the WWE in the White House Press Room with all those smackdowns
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Fri October 08, 2021
(Politico)
 
 
 
Republicans think the rubes that vote hate COVID restrictions. Democratic Governor Phil Murphy of New Jersey disagrees
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Matthew McConaughey running for governor of Texas may be risky or it may be a great opportunity or he might not even run at all. Alright alright alright?
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Thu October 07, 2021
(MSN)
 
 
 
Republican governors join Texas Governor Abbott in release of 10-point plan to secure the southern border
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Wed October 06, 2021
(WINK Fort Myers)
 
 
 
Governor DeSantis Administration drops the ball, submits spending plan too late to US DoE for over $2.3-billion in federal aid for Florida public schools. D'oh
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Tue October 05, 2021
(KHQ Spokane)
 
 
 
Idaho Governor travels to Texas to grandstand about the border. Lt. Governor becomes acting governor and tries to activate the Idaho National Guard to also go to the border. Actual governor has a problem with such grandstanding
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(The Verge)
 
 
 
Gubernatorial candidate Glenn Youngkin (R-VA) was involved in the sale of Taylor Swift's master recordings. THIS MEANS WAR
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Mon October 04, 2021
(AP News)
 
 
 
Missouri governor's belief in the sanctity of life is trumped by his lifelong desire to kill a mentally disabled Black man
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Wife of Gov DeSantis diagnosed with breast cancer, will submit to any treatment plan her husband chooses for her
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Sun October 03, 2021
(The Root)
 
 
 
Texas Governor Abbott apparently has some second-thoughts about the new uber-restrictive voting "rights" bill he just signed into law ... because it's not draconian enough
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Sat October 02, 2021
(Patheos)
 
 
 
The governor of the state with the worst Covid rate in America calls for prayers over science
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Midwestern governors will make their flyover states drive-through
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Fri October 01, 2021
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
CA Governor Newsom orders all school kids 12 and older to be shot
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(Wikipedia)
 
 
 
Happy 97th to the greatest submariner, farmer, governor, and ex-President ever
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Following his narrow escape from accountability, California governor Newsom repays group of supporters
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Thu September 30, 2021
(WFLA Tampa Bay)
 
 
 
YouTube takes down videos containing dangerous misinformation regarding vaccines and COVID. Governor DeathSantis promises to fight this "repudiation of free speech"
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Palin of the Prairie breaks up with her boyfriend after he turns out to have hands for somebody else
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(wtnh.com)
 
 
 
Connecticut's tyranical over-reaching governor launches yet another unconstitutional mandate this Friday, further taking freedums away from real Amurican patriots. If the good lord wanted us to use rear seat belts, cars would come with them
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
My wife, Morgan Fairchild, endorses Matt Dowd for Lt. Governor
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(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
Anti-abortion funding aborted in Michigan. Won't somebody think of the zygotes?
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Wed September 29, 2021
(Forbes)
 
 
 
Texans no longer want Abbottoir. They don't want O'Rourke or McConaughy either. And Bambi Woods is right out
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(NPR)
 
 
 
House Republican leaders insist on letting bridges crumble rather than letting Democrats win
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(LGBTQ Nation)
 
 
 
The View announces new guest-host following Meghan McCain's depature and it is...are you farking KIDDING me?
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Tue September 28, 2021
(WTOP)
 
 
 
Did you know there is a debate tonight? It's the Virginia governor debate, and this is your official 7 p.m. ET Virginia governor debate thread
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
"The slightest hint of responsibility is enough to draw primary challenges "
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(WFLA Tampa Bay)
 
 
 
Because Florida has no other problems to deal with, Ron DeathSantis decides to sue Biden and the federal government over border control. The southwest border that's several states away
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(Texas Tribune)
 
 
 
This apparently passed through the news without much notice: DUI charge against Alan West's wife dismissed because blood toxicology reveals zero alcohol and zero drug intoxication
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Mon September 27, 2021
(Boston Herald)
 
 
 
If you want to primary your blue state's incumbent Republican governor, what better place to campaign than at a rally against vaccines, masks, and mandates?
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(KnoxNews)
 
 
 
Knox County, TN schools closed Monday because parents are idiots
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Sun September 26, 2021
(CNN)
 
 
 
Democrats may want to be concerned about how the Virginia governor race works out
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(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
Texas Trump loyalists: Greg Abbott is not extreme right-wing enough
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Thu September 23, 2021
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Former senator and now gubernatorial candidate Dean Heller (Q-NV) says he "still know[s] who the President is." And who is that President? Will you name him? "Uhhhh..." *smokebomb*
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(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
Ted Nugent checks his pants and finds an endorsement for Michigan State governor
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Governor best known for naming his pooch "Babydog" livid that his responsibilities to the state take precedence over coaching high school basketball
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(West Virginia Metro News)
 
 
 
West Virginia's low vaccination rate was a result of reporting errors. With errors corrected, the rate is even lower
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Wed September 22, 2021
(Politico)
 
 
 
Old and Busted: Texas Governor Trying to lure California Companies to relocate because they have lower taxes. New Hotness: Illinois' Governor trying to lure Texas companies to relocate because Texas is a lunatic asylum being run by the inmates
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(Keloland)
 
 
 
As a member of the Good 'Ol Boy's Club in a deep red state, how badly do you have to fark up before members of your own party convene a special session of Congress to fire your ass? SD AG Jason "Vehicular Homicide" Ravnsborg is about to find out
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Governor Greg Abbott discovers the Streisand Effect
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
WA Governor Jay Inslee tells Idaho to slap their country-fried bumpkin asses into the 21st century and quit being plague rats. But nicer
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Sun September 19, 2021
(MSN)
 
 
 
University Texas vs. Rice football game set, but the first to score is Governor Abbott. Can the Lincoln Project even the score?
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(Salon)
 
 
 
What a governor who actually gives a damn about his constituents, despite being a Republican, may sound like at a press conference
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Fri September 17, 2021
(Chron)
 
 
 
Knockin' On Heaven's Door
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
South Dakota governor Kristi Noem wants to force schoolchildren to recite the Lord's Prayer in public schools every day, just like the good old days when there were no non-Christians in America
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Thu September 16, 2021
(KRDO Colorado Springs)
 
 
 
Colorado braces for incoming hurricanes after the Governor marries the First Dude
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(Austin News KXAN)
 
 
 
Texas seceded today, for a whole three hours. They're so cute when they're going through that stage
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
NY AG Letitia James investigating another campaign
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
NY AG Letitia James investigating another campaign
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
While the rest of the world reports a substantial drop in COVID, the U.S. continues to report the highest number of new cases, with children making up 15.5%
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Stop me if you've heard this before: Nicolas Cage stars in new "beyond bonkers" film
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Wed September 15, 2021
(CNN)
 
 
 
Fark's favorite lieutenant governor says the filibuster has farked around long enough, now it's time for it to find out
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Literally nobody was a better candidate for California governor than Larry Elder
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Tue September 14, 2021
(Jabberwocking)
 
 
 
Kevin Drum reacts to the LA Times' reasoned explanation why CA is having a recall election. "For chrissake. I've rarely seen such a stream of pseudo-analytic bafflegab in service of avoiding the simple and obvious answer"
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Democrat faced tough election until Republican started talking
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Watch Biden and Newsom pound Trump during a rally. Also watch subby shave a Mediaite headline writer with a cactus for that image
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Greg Abbott: "Ban abortion." Also, Greg Abbott: "Crime is up because people are bad parents"
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(Patheos)
 
 
 
Idaho Lt. Governor claims those getting the vaccine are more susceptible to getting covid than the anti-vaxxers
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Mon September 13, 2021
(WPTV)
 
 
 
Pro Covid Gov. Ron DeathSantis says Florida cities, counties that mandate COVID-19 vaccine for government employees will face fines
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(CNN)
 
 
 
National Guard activated in Massachusetts...to drive kids to school
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Governor Death Santa vows to keep Florida unvaccinated
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(WCJB Gainesville)
 
 
 
Governor DeSantis quickly moves "I wanna kill your kids Rally" to a private venue when word got out it was at a public venue
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Just in case there are still some Californians left who aren't yet convinced what a soul-dead POS Larry Elder is, and what he'll do if he becomes the next Governor
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(KUOW Seattle)
 
 
 
Article headline misspells "bioterrorist cult"
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Sun September 12, 2021
(CBS 46 Atlanta)
 
 
 
Today in awkward Thanksgiving news: September 7 - Georgia governor Brian Kemp's sister-in-law dies of COVID. September 10 - Kemp vows to fight tooth and nail against Biden's vaccine mandate
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Fri September 10, 2021
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Republican governor critic-wait...praises Biden for his vaccine mandate? What is going on?
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Governor Abbott supports Right to Choose
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Thu September 09, 2021
(NewsChannel 5 Nashville)
 
 
 
"Gov. Lee, you have done everything possible to place Tennessee's children at higher risk from Covid." His response - "Hold my beer"
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Deathsantis files appeal to allow him to kill more kids
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
About that horse race in the California governor recall election
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Elderly South Korean woman's life saved by her dog. No, your cat wouldn't have done the same thing because your cat still hates you for being rude enough to still be breathing
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Nothing projects confidence like laying off your ENTIRE campaign staff 55 days before the election
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Vought refuses to resign from the Board of Governors of the Naval Academy, reign in Homelander
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Tue September 07, 2021
(Vice)
 
 
 
The Democratic bot army that is going to stop Republicans from voting in California recall election will also reinstate Trump as president. Somehow, that last part is always a little hazy
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Texas Governor Abbott justifies the 6 week abortion ban by saying he's going to arrest all future rapists
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Funder of WeatherTech and GOP megadonor David McNeil has said he won't give a dime to anyone who supports repealing DACA because the issue's personal to him. He's given DeSantis millions. So either he's a hypocrite or they have an "understanding"
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Mon September 06, 2021
(The Hill)
 
 
 
After power outages, casual cruelty, and the institution of a theocracy, somehow 41 percent think Gilead's governor is doing a good job
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
South Dakota Governor Kristi Noem presented Trump with a replica of Mount Rushmore, to which she apparently added the face of Beach Boys' Brian Wilson
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Sun September 05, 2021
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Fox News puts out a warning that elections have consequences
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Sat September 04, 2021
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
South Dakota Governor Kristi Noem had prison labor build her a custom walnut desk, complete with gun drawer, then demanded a discount. Fiscally conservative, indeed
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Government official uses Sharpie while commenting publicly on hurricane - by scribbling out the "Lieutenant" on her Lt. Governor jacket
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(CTV News)
 
 
 
Want to be safe from COVID and ask? $5000 fine. Next up : ask about how to get an abortion? $5000 fine
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(KOIN Portland)
 
 
 
Oregon police and firefighters sue state in order to keep the right to remain silent spreaders
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Fri September 03, 2021
(Politico)
 
 
 
Vote for me if you want to live. Difficulty: not the Governator
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(KLKN-TV Lincoln)
 
 
 
Ricketts criticizes mask wearing to fight COVID. Scurvy's position on fluoridation, Beriberi's stance on sex education currently unknown
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(WILX Michigan)
 
 
 
Michigan Governor declares state of emergency due to hazardous fumes in sewer. Citizens asked to please respect the courtesy flush
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(NewsChannel 5 Nashville)
 
 
 
Tennessee doctors confront Governor Covidiot over children and masks. Ain't nothing going to happen
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(CNN)
 
 
 
DeathSantis triples down by appealing the court ruling that struck down his ban on mask mandates because dead children are a great way to win GQP votes
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(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
Governor Coathanger believes he can reel-in businesses with his state's draconian new law
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Thu September 02, 2021
(AP News)
 
 
 
In 1890 the Virginia government agreed to keep a statue of General Lee on display in perpetuity. Today the Virginia Supreme Court ruled 7-0 that the statue can be removed
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(News4Jax)
 
 
 
Where are all the anti-government overreach conservatives who will stand up against businesses being fined $5,000 for asking for proof of vaccination? Just kidding. I know your only guiding principle is owning the libs
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Wed September 01, 2021
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Obvious: Gov Death Sentence is facing a growing backlash from county officials over his incompetent handling of the raging coronavirus outbreak there. Fark: Officials in the counties that are (or were) GOP strongholds
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(Tallahassee Democrat)
 
 
 
Tallahassee judge rules Gov. DeathSentence has authority to block over $400 million in additional federal unemployment benefits meant for 500,000 Floridians. Get back to work, slaves
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(WMUR New Hampshire)
 
 
 
Governor Dumbass went to Kentucky to learn about the COVID surge... and found out
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Great news from Peninsula of Death: 247 deaths become 46 deaths (by changing how COVID deaths are reported)
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Tue August 31, 2021
(USA Today)
 
 
 
AZ Governor Doug Ducey's practice of handing out tax breaks and staffers to mining companies now under the scrutiny of the FBI's Public Corruption unit
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(CBS Pittsburgh)
 
 
 
PA governor expected to issue K-12 mask mandate today after the GOP in the state legislature gave him a middle finger
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Mon August 30, 2021
(KING 5 News)
 
 
 
Hurricane Ida traps Louisianans, leaves the grid in shambles. Tron, the MCP distraught
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Sun August 29, 2021
(Kare11)
 
 
 
St. Paul police arrest 69 people at governor's mansion, which now needs a thorough disinfection
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
"I have never seen any governor of either party behave like this. It's almost as if he doesn't give a damn who has to die as long as he gets reelected." Guess which governor before clicking, bragging rights to the right
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Wonder how desperate the GOP is getting in Virginia? This is how desperate the GOP is getting in Virginia
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Sat August 28, 2021
(NBC New York)
 
 
 
"Revenge is not a permitted campaign expenditure"
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Fri August 27, 2021
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Oh look a spat between a dickish misogynistic RW podcaster, and an incompetent covidiot governer with a rising body count. Which side to choose? Oh , right, *Pushes 'let them fight' button*
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(News 13 Orlando)
 
 
 
Florida judge muzzles DeSantis mask mandate
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(Buzzfeed News)
 
 
 
A Right-Wing troll with inside information tweeted information about the kidnapping plot of Michigan Governor Gretchen Whitmer, before the FBI released the data
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Thu August 26, 2021
(ABC7 Los Angeles)
 
 
 
The Guns of Larry Elder? Seems like he'd do better running for governor of Texas
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Tucker Carlson, who has never had one person who truly loved him, can't understand how Oregon Governor Kate Brown can be bisexual and married to a man
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Wed August 25, 2021
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
And New York's new lieutenant governor IS...?
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
New York Gov. Kathy Hochul acknowledges that her predecessor Andrew Cuomo deliberately undercounted the number of people in the state who died from Covid by about 12,000
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Like the Mets offense, 4½/5½ for governor sign strikes out with Citi Field fans
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Tue August 24, 2021
(CNN)
 
 
 
31 and counting
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(CNN)
 
 
 
31 and counting
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Today I received a "petition to reject Biden-Harris" from Greg Youngkin, the GQP candidate for governor of Virginia. In response, I sent the Cleveland football classic
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(Variety)
 
 
 
...and we're taking back your Emmy too, creep
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Governor of a state where tourism makes up over 20% of the economy is asking people to stay the fark away until the state gets this Coronavirus thing back under control. No, not THAT state, one run by an actual responsible adult
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Mon August 23, 2021
(Times Union)
 
 
 
Newspaper would like to re-think its Cuomo endorsements
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(Times Union)
 
 
 
Andrew Cuomo isn't taking his dog with him when he leaves the governor's mansion
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Tropical storm won't interrupt shiatstorm
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(WLKY Louisville)
 
 
 
SCOTSOKY allows GOP Legislature's severe limits upon Governor Andy Beshear (D-KY) in combating COVID-19 pandemic to stand. School kids still have to wear masks fortunately
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Sun August 22, 2021
(Investopedia)
 
 
 
If greenlit, this is Submitter's 1000th greenlight. Will he get an award? Unlock some sort of Über-Fark achievement? Ridicule for wasting his time these last 16 years?
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(Texas Tribune)
 
 
 
All I did was have dinner with Ted Nugent and they arrested my wife
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Fri August 20, 2021
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Disgraced governor Andrew Cuomo is seen moving out of the Executive Mansion. Man you'd think he could afford something better than a U-Haul
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(AP News)
 
 
 
"Our National Guard is not for hire," says general whose troop deployment is funded by a private donor
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(International Business Times)
 
 
 
Meanwhile, in Kentucky
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Despite what GOP Governor's claim, majorities of Americans want mask and vaccine mandates, as well as vaccine passports
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Texas Supreme Court rules that counties may now close the barn door
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Thu August 19, 2021
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Governor DeathSantis: "Some of you may die, but that is a sacrifice for the economy that I am willing to make"
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(SportsNaut)
 
 
 
Washington State governor orders all employees at state schools - from early learning to higher education - to be fully vaxxed by October 18 as a condition of employment. Anti-vaxxer and WSU football coach Nick Rolovich, your move
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Colorado Governor rescinds order to kill Native Americans and take their property from 1864 and ...holy farking shiat they ordered people to kill and steal
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Wed August 18, 2021
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Biden: We are going to protect your children, even if your governors won't
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
When Governor Abbott-19 tested positive for COVID, his office raced to inform everyone he'd been in contact with. Meanwhile, in Texas public schools
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(Austin News KXAN)
 
 
 
Citing ADA Section 504, fourteen disabled Texas children and their families have no intention of getting on your cart, GREG
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(CNN)
 
 
 
If Governor Greg Abbott isn't a complete farking moron, he'll learn this one critical lesson from his experience in contracting COVID-19. Narrator: Except that Governor Greg Abbott is a complete farking moron
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(KGUN 9 Tucson)
 
 
 
Arizona Governor offering rewards for killing students and teachers
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
My wife, Morgan Fairchild, warns of the Hawaii Lieutenant Governor's warning of imminent lockdown. Be warned
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(WHIO Dayton)
 
 
 
Ohio Governor Mike DeWine (then): We don't need masks or social distancing, Ohio Governor Mike DeWine (now): Everyone, please mask up
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Tue August 17, 2021
(Texas Tribune)
 
NewsFlash
 
Texas Governor Greg Abbott demonstrates his commitment to COVID-19
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
If you had the Raiders as the first NFL team to require vaccinations for fans attending home games, collect your prize
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Remember when we fought a war to end the concept of a hereditary ruling class? Former NV AG Adam Laxalt, son of former senator Pete Domenici and grandson of former senator and NV Governor Paul Laxalt, has filed to run for Senator in Nevada
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(AL.com)
 
 
 
Alabama now only has 2 ICU beds available in entire state. Well, at least until next grandparent, parent, somebody's kid dies
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Mon August 16, 2021
(WKBW Buffalo)
 
 
 
Cuomo mandates one last poke before he leaves office
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
DeathSantis priorities: During the first six months of this year, he scheduled more meetings with Sean farking Hannity than with his own lieutenant governor and the state's top public health official - combined
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
The Texas Supreme Court, in an unsigned order, has decreed that Governor Abbott may continue in his maskless mandate contest with Governor DeSatanist of Florida to see who can kill the most children
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Sun August 15, 2021
(The New Civil Rights Movement)
 
 
 
Sure, if Gavin Newsom is recalled, California will probably only have a Republican governor for about a year. But may I remind you that Diane Feinstein is 88 years old?
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(Mississippi Free Press)
 
 
 
First week of school without masks in Smith County, Mississippi, has 76 students and 11 teachers infected, 422 people in quarantine, and one 8th grade girl dead. Well, better luck next week
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Sat August 14, 2021
(PBS)
 
 
 
Florida Governor announces COVID Rapid Response Unit; Merriam-Webster working overtime on the new definition of "rapid"
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(NBC Chicago)
 
 
 
High school student learns actions have consequences
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(KSAT San Antonio)
 
 
 
TX Governor Hat loses more cattle in court
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Fri August 13, 2021
(Tampa Bay Times)
 
 
 
Fox News is hyping up Ron DeSantis as "the future of the Republican Party", and he's taking advantage of it
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
To be fair, you don't need to wear a mask at school if you're quarantining at home. {RollSafeheadtap.gif}
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
"It's about time that Loser resigns". What is it with this, the Greatest Projector in the anals of history? Mispelling deliberate and appropriate
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Draconian "I will withhold salaries of school boards that require masks" slinks away to become "School boards will have to dock their own salaries." Death Peninsula Gov. is not very good at this
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Thu August 12, 2021
(WRAL)
 
 
 
NC conservative lawmaker, who is the main sponsor of bills that would limit the governor's emergency powers and ban the governor from mandating vaccines by EO, is now ill sick from Covid... and so is his wife
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Utah governor responds to constituent demanding he change 'obscene' last name, considers Feltersnatch, Moorehead, Johnson, or Wang as alternatives
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Wed August 11, 2021
(CNN)
 
 
 
Wisconsin's governor tells election fraud believers to cheese it
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Massaging public opinion?
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(Fox 17 Nashville)
 
 
 
In other news, 'Coward noodle waffler' is the name of subby's new indie-post-punk acoustic polka band
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(Gothamist)
 
 
 
He'll be back / Soon you'll see
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Ventilators? What ventilators? Everything's good here. Thanks anyway, though
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(NPR)
 
 
 
In barely a year, Governor Cuomo went from Infallible Hero to Pariah. So, basically, we're at that point in the movie where the sad musical montage starts, the leaden skies begin to pour rain, and all seems lost. Then --- CUE HEROIC COMEBACK REEL
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Tue August 10, 2021
(Poughkeepsie Journal)
 
 
 
NY leaders: We'll get right on that Cuomo impeachment, but first there have to be preliminary exploratory initial draft statements on the feasibility of...good, everyone's asleep. HAVE THE INTERNS BATHED AND BROUGHT TO THE GOVERNOR'S BEDCHAMBER
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(Oregon Live)
 
 
 
Oregon governor signs bill allowing high schoolers to graduate without even basic academic skills. When asked why, she refused to answer
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Ron DeSantis threatens Floridian teachers with slavery if they tell students to wear masks
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Mon August 09, 2021
(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Governor Murphy (D-NJ) fires back at the spreadneck knuckleheads who want to sacrifice children for politics
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(NBC DFW)
 
 
 
Admitting you have a problem is the first step to recovery
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(Dallas News)
 
 
 
Governor Abbott: No mask mandates for our schools. Dallas School District: Fark you
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Melissa DeRosa, a top aide to governor Cuomo who is mentioned 187 times in the 167-page report on the sexual harassment allegations against the governor, mostly in the context of covering them up, has resigned. Maybe her boss will "get the hint"
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Federal judge sides with cruise line against DeathSantis, writing that Florida "fails to provide a valid evidentiary, factual, or legal predicate"
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(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
Parents of disabled kids sue Governor Ron DeSantis for violating ADA with his ban on mask mandates in schools, as he "does not have the authority to threaten school districts with loss of funding if they protect their students with disabilities"
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Sun August 08, 2021
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Utah Gov. Spencer Cox gets anonymous letter asking him to change his 'foul, dirty' last name
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(ABC7 Los Angeles)
 
 
 
California's GOP doesn't bother endorsing a candidate for governor saying, "We are the Borg"
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(AP News)
 
 
 
It's official: Connecticut's governor is Looney
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Sat August 07, 2021
(Politicus USA)
 
 
 
Instead of giving them Greek names, how about naming the new variants after Republican governors?
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Wait, China has thermostat voting manipulation technology?
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
If only he took the training he signed into law, perhaps this all could have been avoided
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Fri August 06, 2021
(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Noticing crimes is now considered an ambush, trifecta in play
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(WPTV)
 
 
 
COVID-19 'not something that government can control,' Gov. Ron DeathSantis says
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Criminal complaint filed against New York Governor Andrew Cuomo
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
:Ron De-Sanitize: boy blunder
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(5 News Fayetteville)
 
 
 
Arkansas legislature approves emergency measure to cut off emergency pandemic relief for people affected by the COVID-19 pandemic
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Like a maggot on rotting meat, where there's sleaze, there's Facebook
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Thu August 05, 2021
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Joni Ernst proposes the "Cuomo Amendment" to the infrastructure bill to prevent any infrastructure money from going to a state where the Governor harasses people
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(Politico)
 
 
 
NY Assembly sets deadline for Governor Cuomo to submit evidence against impeachment and removal. Eight days to put up or shut up
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(KWTX Waco)
 
 
 
Texas Governor Greg Abbot (R-eady to do this again) announces Texas Democrat legislators will be spending another month in DC
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
New poll shows Newsom losing recall by 11 percent, and YouTuber Kevin Paffrath is the front-runner
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(CBS San Francisco)
 
 
 
Newsom in 48-46 "dead heat" and CBS is Concerned, very very Concerned
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(KOB4)
 
 
 
Floyd School Board: We don't need no masks. State: We don't need no school board
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Wed August 04, 2021
(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
DeSantis, whose state is 900 miles and 5 states away from the Mexican border, blames immigration for the all-time-record covid hospitalizations in Florida
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(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Arkansas Governor bucks the trend and demonstrates he's capable of learning. Next up, evolution?
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
When Trump sends his people, he's sending his best. He's sending people that have lots of problems, and they're bringing those problems with us. They're bringing coups. They're bringing crime. They're rapists. And none, I assure you, are good people
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(ABL13 Houston)
 
 
 
Good news, Texans: the energy companies have fixed the power grid problems by buying Governor Abbot. Well, they fixed their own problems, at least
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
And here's Newsmax defending Governor Cuomo
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Despite taking steps known to transmit COVID and recently setting a statewide record for COVID inpatient hospital admissions, GQP Governor DeSantis insists "nobody's trying to get ill here"
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
The largest hospital in Louisiana is out of beds due to COVID. Unlike Death Peninsula, LA governor reinstates the indoor mask mandate
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
MSNBC fires Chris Cuomo
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
"When will they start labeling cause of death as 'Republican Governor' in Texas and Florida?"
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Tue August 03, 2021
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
DeSantis watches his presidential ambitions get put on a ventilator
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Cuomo defends himself by providing photographic evidence of his crimes
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Biden to Cuomo: Will you shut up, man?
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(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
Florida Governor DeSantis has locked the doors, put the pedal down, and said no one's getting out of the car until the ride is over
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Supreme Court denies Maine church's request to block COVID restrictions, partly on the grounds that no such restrictions actually exist
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Brother of popular TV news anchor in hot water for sour gropes. No word if he likes beer
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(MSN)
 
 
 
On 21 August, Trump will accept his reinstatement to US Presidency at York Family Farms, Cullman, AL. Hope they required advance payment for security, catering, portable toilets
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