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Tue September 15, 2020
(wtnh.com)
 
 
 
That NYC $50 mask fine is looking like a good deal
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Wed September 09, 2020
(NPR)
 
 
 
Can coffins scare people into wearing masks? Probably as well as pictures of stained teeth and blackened lungs on cigarette packs stopped smoking
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(KOB4)
 
 
 
The administration does not comment on pending litigation, but given that any actual lawsuit has yet to materialize, I'm happy to comment on the representative's incorrect and nonsensical assertion
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Sun September 06, 2020
(KING 5 News)
 
 
 
City of Seattle, following guidance from the Governor's office and the CDC, extends eviction moratorium through the end of 2020. Area landlords respond exactly how you'd think landlords would respond
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Tue September 01, 2020
(ABC Action News)
 
 
 
Quest Diagnostics comes up negative for further COVID testing
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Sun August 30, 2020
(Times Union)
 
 
 
Cuomo: We have a strict hiring freeze here in state government, and by "strict" I mean "except for me and my essential political appointees" because that gilded sedan chair I ride in isn't going to carry itself
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Fri August 28, 2020
(Missoulian)
 
 
 
Juror: "I ain't wearing no dang mask. The risks are exaggerated." Minutes later... Juror: Why are the inmates laughing at me?
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Wed August 12, 2020
(The Hill)
 
 
 
New Jersey governor exhibits common sense
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Tue August 11, 2020
(WPBF West Palm Beach)
 
 
 
Illinois adds "workers enforcing public health regulations" to the list of people that automatically becomes aggravated battery (felony) if you punch someone telling you to wear a mask
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Sat August 08, 2020
(LA Times)
 
 
 
California to Atwater: Our money, our rules. Go spread covid on your own dime
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
White House aide to the Governor of South Dakota: So hypothetically, what's the process for getting another president added to Mount Rushmore? No reason, just asking for a friend
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Fri August 07, 2020
(CNN)
 
 
 
New Yawk approves of liquor in the ice cream...or, ice cream with like, booze...approves, I mean, getting wasted. Like, man, oh I love you man. I love New York. I love ever body. Durnk
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Fri July 24, 2020
(Hudson Reporter)
 
 
 
Nothing says America in 2020 like privatizing the Statue of Liberty
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Wed July 22, 2020
(KCCI Des Moines)
 
 
 
Public Health: I know you want to reopen schools, Governor, but we have a TON of new cases every day. Governor: No problem, we'll just stop testing
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Tue July 21, 2020
(Charleston Post and Courier)
 
 
 
SC Governor: Public school teachers need to be back in the classroom 5-days a week despite a lack of funding for PPE and COVID precautions. Also SC Governor: Let's take 66% of emergency federal funding and give it to private schools
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Thu July 16, 2020
(SFGate)
 
 
 
Now, I might be a simple country astrochicken, but this doesn't strike me as an endorsement
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(KCCI Des Moines)
 
 
 
Oh, so you're a state public health spokesperson? No problem. You gave real answers to media questions about COVID-19? That's a firing
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(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Federal judge rejects gym claim to stay open for another 26 minutes
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Tue July 14, 2020
(AZCentral)
 
 
 
"Governor Ducey, that's not social distancing"
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(ABL13 Houston)
 
 
 
Restaurant & Beer Garden open for curbside OK, Beer to go OK, Brewery still open, not ok because your sales to distributors makes you a bar. Gov. Abbot is going to get Segway'd off off a cliff if he isn't careful
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Mon July 13, 2020
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Last Call in California for a while
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Mon July 06, 2020
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Plague rat complains that closing his rat den to prevent disease transmission is singling out rats
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Sat July 04, 2020
(MSN)
 
 
 
The U.S.-Mexico border has finally been closed, in the Bizarro World
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Fri July 03, 2020
(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Your daily reminder Illinois nazis are the worst
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Thu July 02, 2020
(South Dakota Public Broadcasting)
 
 
 
South Dakota's governor is paying for the Rushmore fireworks with $350,000 from a fund of taxpayer money designated for SD economic development. She also hope the feds will chip in for the costs of the rest of the Trump visit. Good luck with that
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Tue June 30, 2020
(Politico)
 
 
 
Florida Man decides the middle of a pandemic which closed schools statewide is the best time to eliminate $29.4 million in funding for online education services
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Tue June 23, 2020
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Rhode Island considering changing name to...Rhode Island
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Wed June 17, 2020
(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
Oh look, it's yet another "The voters voted wrong and elected a Democrat, so Republicans are trying to strip away all of the powers of the Governor's office" story. Odd how often we've seen those in the last couple years, and never the other way
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Fri June 12, 2020
(AP News)
 
 
 
Not all good deeds go unpunished, but here's a few worth remembering
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Wed June 10, 2020
(WYFF 4 Greenville)
 
 
 
SC seeing huge spike in coronavirus cases after businesses reopened, so the governor decides to do the irresponsible thing : "The governor has no intention of reinstating restrictions on businesses"
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(News 13 Orlando)
 
 
 
Good news, unemployed Floridians: you now have a full-time job of trying to get unemployment benefits from the government
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Wed June 03, 2020
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Cuomo: Police are not being very effective right now. Police Chief: Say that again, to my face, motherfarker
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Sat May 30, 2020
(NewsChannel 5 Nashville)
 
 
 
Tennessee decides that if the coronavirus doesn't kill you, the pesticides will
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Thu May 28, 2020
(KRQE News)
 
 
 
Today's politician breaking her own rules is New Mexico's Michelle Lujan Grisham (D)o as I say not as I (D)o
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Tue May 26, 2020
(The Detroit_News)
 
 
 
Whitmer's husband plays the always helpful "don't you know who I am?" card
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Sun May 24, 2020
(Oregon Live)
 
 
 
Oregon Supreme Court slaps down activist judge
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Sat May 23, 2020
(Politico)
 
 
 
Senator Rick Scott vs. Governor Ron DeSantis are already sizing each other up for the 2024 Presidential nomination
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Thu May 21, 2020
(WCVB Boston)
 
 
 
Governor to casino owners: You can't reopen yet. Casino owners to governor: Sovereign nations biatch
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