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Tue January 25, 2022
(DeadState)
 
 
 
"This is not a doubloon ... it's the only government money, official money in the world with my president on it. I bought 10 for $250 a piece and they 'are gonna be priceless one day'"
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Accused Whitmer kidnapping plotter: "I was entrapped by the FBI. I'd really like my case dismissed" Judge: "LOL, No"
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
New poll finds most Americans see Biden as likeable and intelligent, but not as a strong, decisive leader who's just so darn likeable
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(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
US to Russia: Bend the knee
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
White House official transcript has zero farks left to give
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Small-government Republican congressman orders staff to buy him $100+ gifts of beer and food for Christmas, pay for a party for his daughter, and run errands and move furniture for his wife--who had the power to promote or fire anyone on staff
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Mon January 24, 2022
(CBC)
 
 
 
Cheap, government subsidized childcare planned in British Columbia, Alberta, Saskatchewan, Manitoba, Quebec, Nova Scotia, New Brunswick, Prince Edward Island, Newfoundland, The Yukon, Northwest Territories, and Nunavut. But not all of Canada
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
NRA lobbies desperately for industry-wide government bailout
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Burkina Faso. Too beaucoup
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(Above the Law)
 
 
 
Censoring professor testimony on voter suppression, mask wearing, snowflakey words, and other things that make the state government look bad? That's a bench-slappin'
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(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
Australia buys out copyright to Aboriginal flag that has been under a restricted merchandising agreement for 50 years
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(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
♪ Police met a mob in Brussels / tens of thousands with brains of muscles / Police said, "Do you speak my language?" / They just gave us an Omicron sandwich ♪
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
US government scandals often end with the suffix "gate", since Watergate, which is dumb enough, but now the UK's PM is about to be toppled by partygate
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(New Zealand Herald)
 
 
 
"If you're down to one piece of toilet paper, you probably should be ordering earlier than that." Ric Romero, Auckland University supply chain expert, suggests New Zealand could run out of toilet paper next week
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Canadian city's response to the snowy streets and sidewalks: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Canadian city's response to the snowy streets and sidewalks: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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Sun January 23, 2022
(Daily Kos)
 
 
 
County commissioner and 'Cowboys for Trump' founder Couy Griffin; "Hey Ima need that photo of Pence hiding in the Capitol basement for my defense." Government; "No. Not yours. Not ours either"
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Bibi's U-boat deal is about to crash-dive
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Burkina Faso: it's not an attempted coup, it's "acts of discontent by soldiers". wellallrightythen
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(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
Retiree makes homes for 60,000 swifts, none of whom were Taylor
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Sat January 22, 2022
(New Zealand Herald)
 
 
 
Omicron reaches the Shire. Green Dragon requires vaccine pass for entry
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(CNN)
 
 
 
"Hey, things are getting kind of spicy over here, can we just leave?"
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(Buzzfeed News)
 
 
 
Gee, it's almost like they're bad people who have learned nothing and will do it all again in a hot minute
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Fri January 21, 2022
(Guardian)
 
 
 
One of the last Covid-free places on Earth finally reopens its borders. What could possibly go wrong?
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Texas court decides that Texas district court employees don't answer to the federal government
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Thu January 20, 2022
(US Treasury)
 
 
 
Quisling government already assembled from spare traitors
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(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
You can thank Joe Manchin and Kyrsten Sinema for the GOP states that are now shredding voting rights
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(The Verge)
 
 
 
In 2018 Jared Kushner floated the idea of a federal cryptocurrency to then-US Treasury Secretary Steven Mnuchin. "USDC", for US Digital Currency, was suggested as name... most likely because "Grift Coin" was too much on the nose
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Wed January 19, 2022
(NPR)
 
 
 
One of the reasons the Israeli government was so reluctant to crack down on NSO Group's sale of its Pegasus spyware to foreign despots and dictators who used it to spy on their own citizens is because Israeli police have been secretly using it too
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
UK consumer prices rise at fastest pace in almost 30 years. No word if this his inspired a rash of 'I did this' Joe Biden stickers on their petrol pumps or benzene wollygogs or whatever they call gas stations over there
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(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
Hong Kong to cull 2,000 animals after hamsters contract COVID, finally validating those of us who always knew that those little dancing bastards couldn't be trusted
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
DeSantis proposes government panel to investigate election crimes such as not voting for him
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Tue January 18, 2022
(Axios)
 
 
 
When the government forms a scientific integrity panel, the first thing they'll screw up is their scientific integrity
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Boris' government suffers a stream of defeats in the Lords - but in better news, some of their bills were recommended, such as calling misogyny a hate crime, and requiring police to tell the truth in public enquiries. In other news
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
🎵When I was younger, just a bad little kid🎵 🎵My mama noticed funny things I did🎵 🎵Like shootin' my wife for a 5 million fee🎵
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(Axios)
 
 
 
Will they show up? No
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(The London Economic)
 
 
 
It's normal for a 4yo to throw a tantrum if his soft toy is in the wrong position or missing. Not so much for a 61yo "adult" with a vast collection that must be arranged just so on his bed, is it, Your ex-Royal Highness?
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(Politico)
 
 
 
"How a GOP majority in Congress might handle Biden in 2023:" Subby's money is on "Perpetual Impeachment"
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Dip da dee da dee da doh dohn't look now but Covid is spreading to hamsters
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(Axios)
 
 
 
Trust in media around the world erodes and no one knows why or how it could happen. But don't worry Farkers, this link isn't paywalled. Anyway, no one knows why that is
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(Axios)
 
 
 
Seems lots of people are coming to understand the point of 1984
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Steve Bannon, pictured holding a pair of panties, is up to nothing good
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
It's the classic entrepreneurial path: From Wedding photographer to failed donut shop and failed axe throwing lounge owner, to billing the federal government for $124 million for Covid testing services and posting your Lambo collection on Tik-tok
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Mon January 17, 2022
(CBS News)
 
 
 
For minors do you need a note signed by your parent or guardian to be granted immunity in a federal criminal case? Asking for a friend in Florida
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(History Channel)
 
 
 
On this day in history, in 1961, President Eisenhower warned the United States of the military-industrial complex, fearing a terrible future where military forces joined with heavy metal bands
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Omicron is spreading across Russia faster than free vodak
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Sun January 16, 2022
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Face-eating leopards could do with a spot of tea after devouring the Beeb
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Welp, now that you've had a chance to put away the War on Christmas decorations, it's time to get ready for Migrant Caravan of Doom season. Does it seem like they start advertising earlier every year? Couldn't they at least wait until Cinco de Mayo?
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Microsoft discloses that dozens of computer systems at an unspecified number of Ukrainian government agencies have been infected with destructive malware, not including upgrades to Windows 11
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Sat January 15, 2022
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Will Novaxx Djokcovid embarrass the Australian government one more time? Or will the Aussies rid themselves of the plague rat? A federal court in Melbourne starts to decide at 5:30 ET (9:30am Sunday down under). Live coverage to the left
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(Insider)
 
 
 
175 and climbing
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
The contender for "most obvious headline of the year" makes an early 2022 appearance
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
There's always $10 million in the banana stand
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Fri January 14, 2022
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Someone's been a very naughty boy, apparently
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(Fox Business)
 
 
 
PharmaBro now just Bro
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Oh that is delicious if true
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(WTOP)
 
 
 
Incoming VA Gov. Glenn Youngkin (R-Carlyle Group) is going to welcome COVID with open arms. Er, make that welcome a new approach to COVID with open arms
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
The GOP goes full LEEEEEEEROY JENKINS against Dr. Fauci
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Thu January 13, 2022
(Boston.com)
 
 
 
For some weird reason, people - and the BBB and government investigators - think rapid testing means rapid results. Who knew?
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
El Salvador downgraded to El Adivino as bitcoin slumps
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
French bakers feeling the pain. Also fondling the baguettes, cuddling the brioche
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Wed January 12, 2022
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Boris Johnson admits to attending a lockdown drinks party, having mistaken the BYOB garden event with 100 invitees and food, arranged by his personal private secretary, for a work meeting
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Djoker's latest word salad excuse: I ran out of gas. I had a flat tire. My team filled out my immigration form incorrectly. The press interview I gave after my positive test was human error. Someone stole my car. IT WASN'T MY FAULT, I SWEAR TO GOD
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(Argus Leader)
 
 
 
Gov. Kristi Noem takes bold action and drafts a bill banning something that doesn't actually ever happen in her state's educational system. The second such bill in two weeks
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Tue January 11, 2022
(SoraNews24)
 
 
 
Japanese government now officially allowed to use question marks and exclamation points. Will still be disappointed when they try to write a Fark headline
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(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Sometimes crime does pay
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(Politico (Europe))
 
 
 
EU state admits they have the Pegasus phone hacking software but swear they don't use it
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Novax Djokovic keeps forgetting to dig up
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Strange how 'take a salary cut' or 'make less profit' are never on the list for executives when they try to excuse extreme price hikes
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Strange how 'take a salary cut' or 'make less profit' are never on the list for executives when they try to excuse extreme price hikes
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Mon January 10, 2022
(ABC 27)
 
 
 
13 people have asked Corky Goldstein to defend them in January 6th cases. He has said no to all, but he thinks he might take case of guy who was not wearing a MAGA hat or Trump shirt
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Novak turns Australia's Covid rules into one big Djoke and will now play in the Aussie Open
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Sun January 09, 2022
(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Trump blames Federal agents for the January 6th attack on the Capitol, which means that ultimately, the person in charge of the Federal government at the time bears the responsibility. Maybe someone should investigate that guy
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(International Business Times)
 
 
 
PayPal wants to get into Bitcoin babies
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Sat January 08, 2022
(AP News)
 
 
 
Waiting for it to freeze over isn't an option
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
You get a kit, and you get a kit, and you get a kit
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
The dumbest man in the Senate decides he hasn't killed enough people with his idiotic advice
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Fri January 07, 2022
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
2020: We're not going to respond to the census, we don't want the government tracking us 2022: The census undercounted our population by 10% and now we need money
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Thu January 06, 2022
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Scientists name tree after Leonardo DiCaprio, presumably because its wood doesn't float
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
MyPillow Guy says helping overthrow the government is part of his religion
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
How dare "that woman" compare the sacking of the seat of the US government by domestic terrorists to the Germans bombing Pearl Harbor and the fall of the original World Trade Center
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
As Omnicron spreads around the US, Walmart decides that two paid weeks off for employees testing positive for Covid is one week too many
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Kazakhstan police -- very nice -- announce that "dozens of attackers were liquidated" as they attempted to storm government buildings. Unclear yet if this means they were liquified with some sort of energy weapon or sold at rock-bottom prices
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Wed January 05, 2022
(MacRumors)
 
 
 
Apple cancels all 2022 holidays for Australia, the UK, Spain, Germany, Portugal, Sweden, Denmark, and other countries. And so it begins
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(Baltimore Sun)
 
 
 
When trying to steal an ATM you might not want to use a city government truck, Mr. Department of Public Works employee
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(The London Economic)
 
 
 
Even the Daily Brexitgraph is beginning to doubt Bojo the clown has "got Brexit done." The return of the crown on pint glasses, ability to sell in pounds and ounces just isn't cutting the mustard. Well duh, they forgot the best part, blue passports
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(The London Economic)
 
 
 
Even the Daily Brexitgraph is beginning to doubt Bojo the clown has "got Brexit done." The return of the crown on pint glasses, ability to sell in pounds and ounces just isn't cutting the mustard. Well duh, they forgot the best part, blue passports
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Why does Convicted Felon Dinesh D'Souza hate the police?
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Novak Djokovic: I'm going to play in the Australian Open. Australian State Government: No you're not
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(AP News)
 
 
 
I'm not sure I like this new Dark Borat movie
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(Vintage Everyday)
 
 
 
Vintage Japanese gas attack posters from 1938. A picture-book look at the predicted horrors to come
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(Vintage Everyday)
 
 
 
Vintage Japanese gas attack posters from 1938. A picture-book look at the predicted horrors to come
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Majority of Americans think Jan 6 will happen again. Technically, it will tomorrow
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(Politicus USA)
 
 
 
One of the January 6 terrorists compares herself to a Holocaust victim
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(Kotaku)
 
 
 
When the government controls the market, your job depends upon bureaucrats, comrade
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Tue January 04, 2022
(ABC News)
 
 
 
Republican governors are upset that Joe Biden is continuing a Trump policy they once supported
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Charges filed. At long last, DOJ shows that there really are consequences for plotting to kidnap or kill government officials
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
I'm not saying we're stuck in a time loop, but Chinese cities are locking down again
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(The Advocate)
 
 
 
Can someone ask Pat Robertson if God will now hate Israel for granting gay couples access to surrogacy, because that sounds like the kind of thing that causes God to hit America with hurricanes
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(CNN)
 
 
 
I like my Chilean police officers like I like my protests: COVERED IN BEES
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(CNN)
 
 
 
I like my Chilean police officers like I like my protests: COVERED IN BEES
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Mon January 03, 2022
(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
Last year had more orbital attempts and the more successful orbital launches than any other year
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(CTV News)
 
 
 
SHUT - DOWN - (mostly) - EVERYTHING. Ontario goes Madagascar after a record weekend of Om-Nom-Omicron
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(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
Singaporing it on
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(CNN)
 
 
 
January 6th committee got Fark memberships and learned what Farkers knew all along, that Trump was watching the government overthrow on television and cheering it on. Yay. Way to wake the Fark up
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Brazilian President Bolsonaro hospitalized in Sao Paulo, is reportedly full of shiat
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(CNN)
 
 
 
US government: Yo, need you to hold back on 5G deployment. Telecoms: New phone who dis
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(Axios)
 
 
 
Lucy lines up the football again for Charlie Brown
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Sun January 02, 2022
(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
P*ssy Riot are foreign agents and therefore enemies, declares Russian government
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Colonel Klink mad that Hogan using disappearing message app. Ho-o-o-g-a-a-a-n
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Sat January 01, 2022
(Axios)
 
 
 
Surprise medical bills are now surprisingly illegal
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(AP News)
 
 
 
No, the First Amendment does not give you the right to try to overthrow the government. We're not sure what you're proud of, boys, but it obviously isn't your constitutional literacy
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(NBC DFW)
 
 
 
Texas goes full socialist, begs Brandon to save the day
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Fri December 31, 2021
(NPR)
 
 
 
Is the wave returning to the ocean?
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(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
We wish to plead incompetence
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
2020 Two bugaboo. Predictions?
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(WGAL 8)
 
 
 
Want popcorn or candy at French cinemas? Forget it
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(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
That's... interesting: The day after Ghislaine Maxwell was convicted of sex trafficking, the government formally recommended dropping the prosecution of two guards on duty the night of Jeffrey Epstein's "suicide"
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Thu December 30, 2021
(MSN)
 
 
 
WWF warns of mass extinction due to too many chairs. Or maybe not enough
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Queen tried to block knight from playing princess' funeral till bishop intervened. Checkmate
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(The Telegraph_US)
 
 
 
Check it out: Robert E. Lee's mugshot
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(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
We've had one, yes, but what about second Old Parliament House fire?
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Wed December 29, 2021
(NYPost)
 
 
 
CEO of investment firm that fires thousands to enrich shareholders gets $1.2 billion golden parachute, we cool. Dr Fauci gets a mid-six figure pension? THAT'S SOCIALISM
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(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
US sends poignant message to Taliban government, names two women to senior diplomatic posts for Afghanistan
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Dallas detectives searched a 25-year-old Chicago woman's suitcase at Dallas Love Field on Dec. 2 and seized more than $100,000 from the bag, but did not arrest her and haven't charged her with a crime. Fark: Put a snarky post on Facebook about it
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(Greek Squad)
 
 
 
Tomorrow morning, Athens will awaken to new COVID-19 measures. But then, dawn has always been tough on Greece
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(CTV News)
 
 
 
Doug Ford needs a few more days to rummage around in the attic and find the magic 8 ball he uses to make decisions on the pandemic response
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(CTV News)
 
 
 
Doug Ford needs a few more days to rummage around in the attic and find the magic 8 ball he uses to make decisions on the pandemic response
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Tue December 28, 2021
(CBS 42 Birmingham)
 
 
 
Friendly reminder from IRS: Be certain to report any stolen property you have as income, unless you return stolen property in same tax year
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Mon December 27, 2021
(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
Men Charged with plotting to kidnap Governor Whitmer: we didn't WANT to kidnap Governor Whitmer, but the undercover FBI informant just kept badgering us until we agreed to do it. What else were we supposed to do? Tell on him to the cops or something?
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(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
Men Charged with plotting to kidnap Governor Whitmer: we didn't WANT to kidnap Governor Whitmer, but the undercover FBI informant just kept badgering us until we agreed to do it. What else were we supposed to do? Tell on him to the cops or something?
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(AP News)
 
 
 
We know things aren't going well here in the U.S. but surely Europe is dealing with the pandemic better, right? Right?
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(The Korea Times)
 
 
 
Beep violates privacy rights, say critics. Officials say they may change it from a beep to a bzzzt, would that be okay?
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(Crooks & Liars)
 
 
 
Faux News is angry that people are getting tested for Covid
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Sun December 26, 2021
(ABC7 Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Because on Aug. 12, 1986 St. Ronnie uttered the words that would become Republican dogma, 'The nine most terrifying words in the English language are, 'I'm from the government, and I'm here to help.' Does that answer your f***ing headline question?
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(The New Civil Rights Movement)
 
 
 
Man, one committee starts investigating you for trying to overthrow the government and suddenly it's meltdown city
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Tutu gonegone
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Sat December 25, 2021
(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
Soldiers of hate / Invade a small town / At least thirty eight / People shot down / Burma slays
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Obvious: COVID-19 deaths go underreported in red counties. Stupid: Because families want to keep COVID-19 off the death certificate. Murica: Until they learn that the federal government will cover burials for anyone who dies of it
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Fri December 24, 2021
(CBS News)
 
 
 
The Towering In-ferry-no
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Thailand Government seizes meth hidden in punching bags..Leaving many to have a less exciting Boxing Day
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Thu December 23, 2021
(Library of Congress)
 
 
 
US Government gives Santa Claus a raise. Still doesn't pay taxes on the cookies and milk he gets for free
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Texas man convicted of "providing material support to terrorism" for giving money to a friend who wanted to join ISIS. Judge gave him 18 months, Prosecutors appealed pointing out he isn't white. TX Appeal court agrees, gives him 12 years instead
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Thomas, Alito, and Gorsuch apparently believe that laws don't apply to conservatives
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Wed December 22, 2021
(Independent)
 
 
 
Fox News endorses killing government official
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(Japan Today)
 
 
 
West coast Farkers ahould prepare for either giant monsters or super powers and/or giant monsters with super powers
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Fox News just divided by zero
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(Local10 WPLG)
 
 
 
Actual headline: "Florida pulls pro-vaccination television ads, replacing with spots that don't mention vaccines"
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Tue December 21, 2021
(KVUE Austin)
 
 
 
The government really is taking guns away from Texans
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Nikola agrees to pay $125 million fine to settle SEC probe, cease playing the alphorn
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Nikola agrees to pay $125 million fine to settle SEC probe, cease playing the alphorn
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(ZDNet)
 
 
 
As usual, the list of suspects is simply "Luxembourg"
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(ZDNet)
 
 
 
As usual, the list of suspects is simply "Luxembourg"
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
1) Get contract to do carpentry work at government buildings. 2) Hire non-union guys and pay them $35/hr less than union guys. 3) PROFIT. 4) Learn extremely costly lesson about the state's "prevailing wage" law for work at government buildings
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(ABC 6 Providence)
 
 
 
Dec 8: What, should we just ship free tests to every American? Dec 21: we are shipping free tests to every American
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Mon December 20, 2021
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Guy who drives really fast plans to use newfound fame to share his deep thoughts with us. Thoughts like "government only makes things worse"
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Manchin, publicly: "The BBB is too expensive." Manchin, privately: "The poors are too stupid and immoral to spend government money correctly"
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
For someone who loves to bray about being unvaccinated, Margarine Traitor Greed sure seems to own an awful lot of stock in Pfizer, AstraZeneca and Johnson & Johnson
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Get ready Jesus. Here comes Sarah. She can see the afterlife from her big mouth
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(NPR)
 
 
 
We're here to borrow money from the government, buy housing, raise rent, evict people, and chew bubblegum. And we're all out of bubblegum
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Sat December 18, 2021
(Narcity)
 
 
 
FKNRITE
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(Narcity)
 
 
 
FKNRITE
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(Sky.com)
 
 
 
Frost frosts Boris just before Christmas
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Fri December 17, 2021
(ABC Action News)
 
 
 
Judge Tanya Chutkin finds sentencing Robert Palmer to more than 5 years in prison for Jan 6 riot to be Simply Irresistible
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Michael Cohen sues TFG for getting angry at him and having him thrown in solitary confinement
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Larry Kudlow and Steve Forbes move to nominate Elon Musk as Chairman of the Federal Reserve
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Quebec government bars in-person attendance at the Canadiens game tonight due to the rapid increase in COVID cases, much to the relief of Habs fans who don't have to watch their team lose again
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Thu December 16, 2021
(CNN)
 
 
 
"Let them eat Covid"
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
South Korean dairy ad interchanges women with cows, leaving consumers furious (ly masturbating)
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Wed December 15, 2021
(CNN)
 
 
 
"One of the more insidious myths this year was that young people didn't want to work because they were getting by just fine on government aid. People had too much money, went the narrative. Only trouble is, the numbers don't back it up"
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(Politicus USA)
 
 
 
We'll soon learn who all the insurrectionists were
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Tue December 14, 2021
(ABC News)
 
 
 
Portugal picked for Europe's biggest lithium treatment plant. Oh, batteries? I mean, I guess. Yeah, sure - why not. Nevermind
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Will British Telecom surrender to the French?
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Thanks to the DC city council, the Saudi Arabian embassy in Washington now sits on Jamal Khashoggi Way
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(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
Signs the Ghislaine Maxwell defense team is in for a rough go of things: They've submitted a list of 35 defense witnesses they want to call, IF the judge lets them testify under fake names. Oh, and a lot of the witnesses aren't returning their calls
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(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
Signs the Ghislaine Maxwell defense team is in for a rough go of things: They've submitted a list of 35 defense witnesses they want to call, IF the judge lets them testify under fake names. Oh, and a lot of the witnesses aren't returning their calls
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Mon December 13, 2021
(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
I don't know where Drew is, but I know he's not in Norway
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(NBC New York)
 
 
 
Kudos to this railroad employee whose 8-year fraud scheme didn't involve overtime or sick leave, but black-market chainsaws
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(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
An invasion of Taiwan would be long and hard, defense ministry says, involving lots of Chinese sea men
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Wait, I'm supposed to live in the same time zone as my 6 figure government job?
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Elon Musk says buying things with Dogecoin is better than Bitcoin as he points around to all of the NOTHING one can buy with Dogecoin. Most countries would imprison a person for running a scam like this. Most
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(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
Social media is a threat to democracy, so I just wanted to extend my thanks
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(France 24)
 
 
 
Yet another reason to hate the Iranian government
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Sat December 11, 2021
(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
DUMBASS: Oklahoma man who stole beer from Nancy Pelosi's fridge on Jan. 6 sentenced to intermittent prison, probation. HERO: Pelosi keeps beer on hand in case of emergency
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Fri December 10, 2021
(NPR)
 
 
 
Big Government is looking at your poop. Fark: To find Omicron
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Thu December 09, 2021
(Slate)
 
 
 
And now for some good news about Americans and money. Tl;dr: If you give them enough government handouts and take away most of their spending opportunities, they actually start to build a savings. Just like rich people. Whoda thunk it
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
New Zealand banning cigarettes for everyone born after 2007. Everyone born after 2007: what are cigarettes? Pass me my vape
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Wed December 08, 2021
(CNN)
 
 
 
In today's "This is fine" news, Germany just recorded its highest daily COVID-19 deaths since last February
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Plague rats angling to complete takeover of American government
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(AP News)
 
 
 
BoJo backs up Biden, says UK is a no-go for Beijing Olympics. No diplomatic officials
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(BNNBloomberg)
 
 
 
London officially has the world's worst traffic. Residents of Tokyo, NYC, Houston, Moscow, LA, and Atlanta would weigh in but, well, you know
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(CTV News)
 
 
 
Conservative politician calls on us to stop stigmatizing whiny, selfish, ignorant, stupid chickenshiat crybaby bastards who stupidly remain unvaccinated
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Tue December 07, 2021
(Independent)
 
 
 
Alcohol-related deaths in the UK rose to record levels last year. Gee, it's almost as if something major were happening that drove people to drink more
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(Apple Insider)
 
 
 
It cost Apple AT LEAST 275 Billion to keep its business running in China. For some reason they really didnt want anyone to know about that deal back in 2016
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Government of Ukraine gets into the meme warfare game
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Finish this headline contest: Scientists find 'stealth' version of Omicron that may be harder to track than
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(STLToday)
 
 
 
Hong Kong is losing its business shine and appeal amid tough coronavirus restrictions. Certainly, it has nothing to do with the repressive new central government
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Mon December 06, 2021
(MSN)
 
 
 
If El Salvador's President keeps buying the "dip" in Bitcoin, we'll be deploying U.S. forces there to prevent an angry mob from ripping him to pieces in just a matter of months
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
China tries to smooth investors' feathers as the handjob over Evergrande's potential $310bil default picks up urgency
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(Slashdot)
 
 
 
BitMart crypto platform hack has just stolen 200 million dollars. But don't you worry, we've been assured crypto security is amazing and this sort of thing is super rare
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Sun December 05, 2021
(Kelowna Daily Courier)
 
 
 
Atlantis gathers troops on Alberta-BC border. Ottawa funds resistance cells, begins propaganda campaign that puts the "Land" back in "Home and native land"
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Sat December 04, 2021
(CTV News)
 
 
 
Canadian government makes cell phone ownership mandatory in order to travel
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Fri December 03, 2021
(Spokesman Review)
 
 
 
Okay, stop me if you've heard this one before: A sovereign citizen says, "Campaigning for governor counts as court-ordered community service." Anyone care to tell the idiot that's not how the government works?
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
Can labeled "Government Shutdown" officially kicked to February
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Well... bye
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(CNN)
 
 
 
The vast majority of Republicans don't want a booster after getting the initial vaccination, Democrats slightly better at getting the third jab
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Unvaccinated in Nevada? You get the no-vax tax
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Thu December 02, 2021
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Representatives bristling for a shutdown fight say meet me outside in September. Wait, maybe December. OK, you, me, on Capitol Hill, February, let's go
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
These parts of our brains are talking to each other all the time. Translating what they perceive, moment to moment, into the shared language of geometry. That's what the MSNBC thread at 7pm ET is
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
The Senate GOP's plan to threaten to tank the US 'credit rating and shut down the government unless Biden scrapped his vaccine and mask mandates probably seemed like a much better idea before Omicron showed up
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(Salt Lake Tribune)
 
 
 
Sen. Mike Lee (R-UT) says he does not want to shut down the government over his demand for a vote on Biden's vaccine mandate but he's going to shut down the government unless there's a vote on Biden's vaccine mandate
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(BroBible)
 
 
 
He among us who hasn't pulled their spouse's face off to find a horny reptilian alien, let him cast the first stone
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Wed December 01, 2021
(CBS Los Angeles 2)
 
 
 
In-N-Out Burger double-double-downs, remains defiant against order to demand vaccination proof
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
GOP courageously willing to shut down government over medical advice from Joe Rogan, whose vast qualifications include his ability to suck his own sausage
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Elizabeth Holmes: My BF abused me and was always running me down, and that's why I commit all those crimes out of low self esteem. Prosecutors you mean like in this text where he said: ""U r god's tigress and warrior. You are extraordinary."?
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(France 24)
 
 
 
If they really want to attract more young people, they should change the name from Yakuza to Jacuzzi. Hopefully this won't land me in hot water with the Japanese mafia
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(France 24)
 
 
 
If they really want to attract more young people, they should change the name from Yakuza to Jacuzzi. Hopefully this won't land me in hot water with the Japanese mafia
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(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
He said🍆🍆🍆, she said🍑🍑🍑 , Theranos edition 🐠🐠🐠🐠
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Tue November 30, 2021
(Slate)
 
 
 
The U.S. government is wasting billions on wildfire policy that doesn't work when they could simply be purchasing a brand new rake for every citizen and mandating a couple of hours each week spent in the closest forest
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(CTV News)
 
 
 
Want to travel in Canada and you're unvaccinated? WELL, TOO DAMN BAD, EH?
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Neither Gov Abbot nor DeSantis will say that climate change is real, and Gov. DeSants has even banned state government employees from using the term. But that hasn't stopped either of them from budgeting billions to deal with "extreme weather events"
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Mon November 29, 2021
(National Post)
 
 
 
National Post whines about MPs wearing onesies and the government coverup of Wiarton Willie's death. The truth is out there
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(EuroNews)
 
 
 
Magdalena Andersson becomes Swedish prime minister. Again. Let's see if she can break her personal record of *checks notes* SEVEN hours
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Sat November 27, 2021
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
This could end up being a Swiss miss
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
This could end up being a Swiss miss
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Fri November 26, 2021
(The Register)
 
 
 
"What if International Bad Actors designed the vaccine to make us watch more Steven Seagal movies?"
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Thu November 25, 2021
(CBC)
 
 
 
Дерьмо в огне
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
Won't somebody PLEASE think of the thirsty Brits? (possible nsfw content on page)
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Wed November 24, 2021
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Solomon Islands police wisely deploy tear gas over other more destructive responses as protesters burn buildings, loot stores
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(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
Not news: a blonde will lead Sweden. New progressive goodness: for the first time it's a woman
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Turkey's looking about as appealing right now as a 5th straight day of leftover sammiches
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(Straits Times)
 
 
 
It looks like Fb- is living in China
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Tue November 23, 2021
(Guardian)
 
 
 
That a statement like this is needed is actually worse
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
UK tries to lure Nobel prize winners with fast-track visas. Here comes the science
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(Metro)
 
 
 
This will be the best Christmas in five years, pandemic or no, for retailers. The rest of us will suffer
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
If your method for slaughtering fish involves "vicious and imprecise bludgeoning", then maybe your business should be inspected from time to time
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Sinfield runs 101 miles in 24 hours, raising over £800,000 for charity. Was that wrong? Should he not have done that?
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Uber Edibles
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Uber Edibles
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Privatizing the NHS? Capital idea. Specifically, my own capital
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Mon November 22, 2021
(ABC News)
 
 
 
For some reason, perhaps it's the lack of free and fair elections and nearly codified corporate oligarchy with socioeconomic policy surpassed even by developing nations, the US is now considered a "backsliding democracy"
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(MIT Technology Review)
 
 
 
Facebook exec says that the clickbait farms that led to the overthrow of the Myanmar government were run by financially-motivated spammers, not politically-motivated spammers, so it's all good, right?
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(Politico)
 
 
 
On the vaccine mandate, it appears that once again the media's obsession with hearing from "both sides" has amplified the voice of a tiny minority of anti-vaxxers, as the federal government reports 95% of its workforce met the vaccine deadline
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Boiling lobsters alive will now be illegal in the UK as study confirms they feel pain. Feeding people British food still OK even though its considered cruel and inhumane
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Come see the sillier side of Sears
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Austria throws another shrimp on the barbie and locks down the entire country as COVID cases soar. Crikey
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Sun November 21, 2021
(CNN)
 
 
 
Game theory working its magic as El Salvador is issuing bitcoin backed bonds to build city infrastructure
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Soon to be a FauxNews headline: Kamala Harris and husband damage government property
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Sat November 20, 2021
(CHEK News)
 
 
 
British Columbia introduces gas rationing on Vancouver Island, some travel restrictions in flood-affected areas of province. No word yet on blackout curtains, Victory Bond sales
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(CHEK News)
 
 
 
British Columbia introduces gas rationing on Vancouver Island, some travel restrictions in flood-affected areas of province. No word yet on blackout curtains, Victory Bond sales
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Fri November 19, 2021
(CNN)
 
 
 
Police fired warning shots over their heads, but some were taller than anticipated
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Peanut butter jelly pardon time
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(CNN)
 
 
 
"Hai, this note is totes from me, who continues being held captive by the government, and on second thought I wasn't sexually assaulted by a high ranking official after all." WTA chairman and tennis stars: "Go fark yourself, China"
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(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Man who attempted to cure his heroin addiction with cocaine spouts off fear of vaccines on podcast
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(CityNews Toronto)
 
 
 
Canadian government introduces bill to ban conversion therapy, which should make the CFL's rules about punting easier for an American audience
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Thu November 18, 2021
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Meh: Time for the annual boar hunt. Fark: in the middle of Hong Kong. Hedley Lamarr: Kinky
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Canadian government: All Canadian citizens should leave Ethiopia IMMEDIATELY
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Turns out CEOs are resigning from their jobs in record numbers, too. Of course, they're not like the lazy, self-entitled workers resigning because they want to live fat on government handouts. They're inspirations for how to take control of your life
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
In today's episode of Ain't that Ironic, Britain's Home Secretary maybe should lose her citizenship and be deported for proposed power grab that would revoke citizenship and deport anyone the Sitting Government deems undesirable
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
In today's episode of Ain't that Ironic, Britain's Home Secretary maybe should lose her citizenship and be deported for proposed power grab that would revoke citizenship and deport anyone the Sitting Government deems undesirable
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Wed November 17, 2021
(WFLA Tampa Bay)
 
 
 
Congressman Gus Bilirakis (R-Etro) outraged, OUTRAGED three local drug dealers applied for, received SBA loans. Probably because he didn't think of it first
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
The UK government would like to clarify that it hasn't lost the records of its meeting with the company it awarded $800m in no-tender contracts to, it just can't find them currently
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(The Wrap)
 
 
 
Chris Tucker owes the IRS $9.6 million and they want it immediately
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Tue November 16, 2021
(NPR)
 
 
 
Biden has reached Day 300 in office, which means that temps occupying high-level positions in his administration are violating the Vacancies Act. Haven't heard of it? Well, it's one of those laws that didn't matter under TFG but does now, apparently
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(Patheos)
 
 
 
Lauren Boebert: Democrats' problems can be solved if they worship the same God I do
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Mon November 15, 2021
(CNN)
 
 
 
And here's the backlash to "Show me where in the second amendment it says we can't have a national religion"
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Hospitals and nursing homes in Florida would be required to vaccinate their employees by federal rule yet prohibited from doing so by Florida. If only there was some legal precedent as to what happens when the federal government and state conflict
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(ACLU)
 
 
 
ACLU sticks up for Project Veritas, cats and dogs live together
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(Politicus USA)
 
 
 
Gym Jordan is worried he'll be indicted in 26 minutes
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Freedom in the Age Of Covid-19 begins with a knife to the back of the wage earner
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Want to put another shrimp on the barbie? Only if you're vaccinated
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Sun November 14, 2021
(AP News)
 
 
 
Mailbox Police coming to a Red State near you. Small government, indeed
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(SacBee)
 
 
 
Local government meetings are now dominated by social media-fueled "threats and coercion and intimidation and lies" that are chasing qualified people out of office
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
As counsel to the Chief of Staff of the Clown Führer, I am shocked and appalled that Uncle Joe would deny my client his right to privacy in his failed attempt to overthrow the US Government
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Sat November 13, 2021
(Asia News)
 
 
 
Kyoto is going bankrupt, thanks to 88 percent drop in tourism since advent of COVID-19
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(WMCTV)
 
 
 
Just in case it wasn't already clear, Republican officials really do want to kill everyone they possibly can
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Fri November 12, 2021
(Politico)
 
 
 
Every disaster movie starts with the government ignoring (or undermining) a scientist
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Sell the kids for food. Weather changes moods. Spring is here again. He's the one who likes all our pretty songs and he likes to sing along and he likes to shoot his gun, but he knows not what it means. It's the 7 p.m. ET MSNBC thread
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Gene Simmons gives the unvaccinated a good tongue-lashing
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Thu November 11, 2021
(Tampa Bay Times)
 
 
 
Look, a responsible politician, and in Florida too
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
On this Veterans Day 2021 this is your 7 p.m. ET MSNBC thread
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(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
Dutch experts recommend COVID-19 lockdown, possibly by trapping people under blankets for some nefarious reason
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Coincidentally, subby is launching Absolutely Haramcoin
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(Globe and Mail)
 
 
 
Governments shouldn't use taxpayers' money to help the less fortunate. Bank of Canada: hold our socialist beer, eh
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Wed November 10, 2021
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Solar Company owner who managed to bilk Warren Buffett out of $340 million with a Ponzi scheme is sentenced to 30 years in prison. I'm not even mad, that's impressive
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Country music legend Rosanne Cash tearfully recounts the time she was subjected to "government propaganda"
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(EuroNews)
 
 
 
Portugal bans companies from contacting workers outside of office hours, forces them to help cover remote working costs, and forbids them from monitoring employees as they work at home. Subby is now learning the language
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Well, take my advice. You better wise up Janet Weiss. The transducer will seduce ya. It's something you'll get used to. A mental mind fark can be nice. Planet, schmanet, Janet. I'll tell you once, I'll tell you twice, it's the 7 p.m ET MSNBC thread
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(Business Insider (Australia))
 
 
 
Afghanistan military made up of Ghost soldiers. When asked, they replied "I'm gone"
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Elizabeth Holmes con-splained why women were showing prostate cancer antigens from her magic box
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(Crooks & Liars)
 
 
 
Faux News stooge Harris Faulkner claims Sesame Street is nothing but a propaganda piece
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(Crooks & Liars)
 
 
 
Faux News stooge Harris Faulkner claims Sesame Street is nothing but a propaganda piece
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(Trust.org)
 
 
 
Social media users could disable algorithms in a new US proposal. Like anyone would want to read an online message board's posts in simple chronological order
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Are you telling me that this sucker is nuclear?
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Half of the British population do not know that 6 million Jewish people were murdered when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor during the holocaust
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(CNN)
 
 
 
QAnon shaman looking at four years of prison sushi
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Pandora papers given a Chile reception
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Labour calls for Cox Virgins probe
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Labour calls for Cox Virgins probe
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Tue November 09, 2021
(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Survey from the Institute of the Obvious: Fox News, OAN, Newsmax viewers more likely to believe COVID misinformation
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
"We want a system of govt in which the rule of law works, not one that responds to crowds that loudly chant "lock him up"..while it's not easy to live thru the struggle to restore a functioning democracy, the hard work & the waiting are worth doing"
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Ortega wins another rigged Nicaraguan election, but has been duly put in his place by international finger-wagging and frowning. He keeps this up, there'll be a strongly-worded letter in his file
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(MSN)
 
 
 
"Yeah, that looks bad." Metallurgist falsifies reports from 1985 to 2017 on steel for submarine hulls, because she thought the requirements were "stupid"
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Mon November 08, 2021
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Starting December 8th if you're not vaccinated you have to pay for your medical bills...in Singapore
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(Global News (Canada))
 
 
 
The Canadian government is set to give Indigenous Peoples a 4,000 year old knife. Hopefully not in the "traditional" Canadian government way of giving Indigenous Peoples knives
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
How can the UK government smooth over The Troubles? Probably not by passing a criminal prosecution amnesty that violates the European Convention of Human Rights
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
A $500k fine on $100MIL in action? What casino wouldn't take those odds?
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
No one is willing to change their lifestyle to save the environment
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
No one is willing to change their lifestyle to save the environment
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Sun November 07, 2021
(Blogger.com)
 
 
 
Subby is curious: how many of you Farkers are currently wearing a poppy? (Subby is, albeit to honour his grandmother who worked in the Land Army) (LGT a town in north-west England)
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(Blogger.com)
 
 
 
Subby is curious: how many of you Farkers are currently wearing a poppy? (Subby is, albeit to honour his grandmother who worked in the Land Army) (LGT a town in north-west England)
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
You'll never guess what Candace Owens compares COVID-19 child vaccination to
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
You'll never guess what Candace Owens compares COVID-19 child vaccination to
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(Independent)
 
 
 
The good news: Brexit did result in trade deal gains for the UK. The bad news: The losses from Brexit are 178 times bigger than those gains
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Redistricting is already underway to ensure Lauren Boebert remains in Congress for 50 years
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Sat November 06, 2021
(The Drive)
 
 
 
It may not be as fancy as some other animal crossings: behold this Australian crab overpass
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Canada holds out Johnson
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Canada holds out Johnson
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(WFLA Tampa Bay)
 
 
 
Florida judge dismissed lawsuit by six Florida school districts against Florida Governor's ban on mask mandates, quarantining infected students, parents because Florida
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Fri November 05, 2021
(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
Ethiopia is going to fall
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(CBC)
 
 
 
And that's why I became my own boss
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(AP News)
 
 
 
The GOP strategy to win back control of government: protecting white people from feeling bad about themselves. Fark: It's working
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Marjorie Taylor Greene claims she visited the "Patriot Wing" of the DC jail where the 1/6 insurrectionists are and says it is "like a prisoner of war camp" (ummm) and "there is virtually no medical care, very poor food quality." So, jail then?
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(WBTV 3 Charlotte)
 
 
 
South Carolina's governor and chief plague rat demands that state government help spread COVID
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(Global News (Canada))
 
 
 
"I took some horse paste so I'm feeling better" said COVID denier and flat earther before winning a Herman Cain award
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Thu November 04, 2021
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Hoodlums Seinfeld and Leno causing problems in the parking lot
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(BBC)
 
 
 
"That thing we rammed through Parliament yesterday about changing the rules to protect our guilty party member from punishment? We had no idea it would be so unpopular with everyone else. Never mind"
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(BBC)
 
 
 
After backlash for changing the rules to make breaking the rules not be against the rules, Owen Paterson says he'll resign, that last few days have been "intolerable" - a word that also nicely encapsulates Boris' governments handling of the affair
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Pakistani T20 World Cup fans are jailed for cheering for the wrong team
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Australian government now sponsored by PornHub
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Banana republic politician found to have breached parliamentary rules, government votes to change rules so he won't suffer consequences for his actions. Did I say banana republic? I meant the UK
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