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Mon July 13, 2020
(WKBW Buffalo)
 
 
 
According to the poll's data, by 70-22 percent, New Yorkers prefer the government's priority be containing the spread of COVID-19, even if it hurts the economy. Maybe some people are listening after all
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(WKBW Buffalo)
 
 
 
According to the poll's data, by 70-22 percent, New Yorkers prefer the government's priority be containing the spread of COVID-19, even if it hurts the economy. Maybe some people are listening after all
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Good thing the US government has given a clear channel for the Taliban to do whatever they want, they are now in the midst of staging a major attack on an intelligence complex in an Afghan city
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Donald "Winner" Trump continues his string of record setting accomplishments with a projected $3.74 Trillion annual deficit. Eclipsing weak Obama's measly $1.4 Trillion record. You libs must be so triggered
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
The United States government is a glorified crime family
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(Salt Lake Tribune)
 
 
 
I want my Mormon stimulus check
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Brexit 5: This time it's serious
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(White House)
 
 
 
Kayleigh MugInanely to offer frank, respectful answers to Press Corps questions any minute now
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(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
During World War II the U.S. government did not send the country's most troublesome conscientious objectors to Detroit, it sent them to live among the Yoopers
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(NHK World (Japan))
 
 
 
Hokkaido opens national museum of the Ainu, which should make up for over a century of Japan mistreating its indigenous people and nearly extinguishing a culture
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Sun July 12, 2020
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Rudy 9-11 admits that there is no tax audit going on with Trump's taxes, the real problem is that Trump doesn't want to turn his taxes over to "Soros-elected, anarchist DAs" that are getting "paid by Soros". Well that should help, thanks Rudy
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(CTV News)
 
 
 
"Sorry, no"
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(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
Shop sign demands customers TAKE OFF their face coverings before entering store because the owner doesn't want the government in his face. Difficulty: Store is not in the US
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(The Week)
 
 
 
Covid-19 isn't going away any time soon
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(News4Jax)
 
 
 
Florida county commissioner who voted against a county wide masking ordinance now in hospital with COVID-19 organ failure. Ironic tag missing, because this isn't ironic in the least
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Sat July 11, 2020
(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Tiny goofball country threatens other tiny goofball country. And it's all Trump's fault, somehow (possible nsfw content on page)
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Fri July 10, 2020
(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
China's 2020 auto sales look like something Detroit dreamed up
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Citing security issues, Amazon.com bans TikTok from employees' phones. Some are even calling this a Prime Directive
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(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
Electron rocket falls from the sky, ♬Jews in Space♬, iRocket wins contract & is gunning for SpaceX, Minotaur spotted, UK government buys OneWeb, and another COVID-19 delay. These and other stories plus Andy Rooney on this week's Rocket Report ⏱
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
The government is banning all government contractors who use Chinese espionage companies
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Canadian Tories ask police for a criminal investigation of PM Trudeau after it emerges that a charity his government awarded a no-bid $900m contract to had paid hundreds of thousands to his mother, brother, and wife
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Over 160 cases of UK football coaches playing the "I may be creepy, but it's still legal" loophole since 2016 have been discovered
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(Reason Magazine)
 
 
 
Today in silly questions being asked: Has the U.S. government finally spent too much because of Covid-19?
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(Fox 31 Denver)
 
 
 
Colorado governor: "Wear a damn mask"
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Thu July 09, 2020
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
The BBC is resuming its TV fee for most people over 75 because they're not going to have to pay it much longer anyway
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(Media Matters)
 
 
 
"It is time for the government to take decisive action against terrorist organization Black Lives Matter," rants a deranged Tucker Carlson in a personal plea to Trump
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(Media Matters)
 
 
 
"It is time for the government to take decisive action against terrorist organization Black Lives Matter," rants a deranged Tucker Carlson in a personal plea to Trump
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Would Alexander Hamilton be a Democrat or Republican if he were alive today?
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(The Motley Fool)
 
 
 
Reason 4: You might not live to see 63 anyhow
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Wed July 08, 2020
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Apparently former House Speaker Newt Gingrich has lost his mind like Ronald Reagan did, he thinks Trump's Mt. Rushmore address may have been his most important yet. Almost Reaganesque
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Thomas Massie (R-eally) believes the Founding Fathers would NEVER have allowed mandatory masking or vaccinations. Actual historians and Constitutional scholars: yeah, about that
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
In which the UK government announces bold plans to charge NHS employees for parking while at work
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
In which the UK government announces bold plans to charge NHS employees for parking while at work
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Tue July 07, 2020
(Patheos)
 
 
 
Ken Ham is now a millionaire, thanks to the taxpayers
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(Patheos)
 
 
 
Ken Ham is now a millionaire, thanks to the taxpayers
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Blonde clown doubles down on verbal jackassery. Guess which one - it's not like you could tell from this headline
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Trump awarded government contracts to agencies that had previously defrauded the government
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Australian government: Melbourne will go into Stage 3 lockdown. Also Australian government: "There is no 'bonk ban'" (Translation: booty calls are still ok)
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Topless women protest against Macron's cabinet reshuffle. Les gendarmes: "There's nothing to Elysee here, move along"
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(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
Afghanistan's president says "Taliban violence poses 'serious problems' to peace," possibly in the same way that swallowing an entire drum of Crisco poses problems to weight loss
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
"Among the entities cashing checks from the government's Paycheck Protection Program in recent months were Jared Kushner's Family, Aides to Barack Obama and other political elites"
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Anti-tax crusader Grover Norquist's anti-tax foundation took between $150,000 and $350,000 in very pro-tax generated PPP funds
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Anti-tax crusader Grover Norquist's anti-tax foundation took between $150,000 and $350,000 in very pro-tax generated PPP funds
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Yes, Sweden is the cautionary tale here. Definitely it's Sweden. Yup. The world is learning from Sweden
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Large movie theater chains filing suit against NJ for wanting to be treated similarly to churches and indoor malls. It's all make believe and entertainment, so why not?
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Lufthansa: Thanks for the bail-out. Oh, BTW, we're gonna need 20% of management to not let the door hit you in the backside on your way to the unemployment office. Yeahhhh, that'd be super
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(CNN)
 
 
 
43 Florida hospital ICUs in 21 counties have hit capacity and show zero ICU beds available
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Former New Hampshire governor John Sununu attempts to frighten voters, says that if Biden wins, the once great capitalist nation will be transformed under 'socialists' like Warren, AOC
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Ho££ywood $tar$ to be exempt from UK's coronaviru$ quarantine ru£es
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Mon July 06, 2020
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Guess Kanye is in on the grift
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
UK government uses photo of a happy baker returning to work as lockdown lifts.... using a photo from an old tourism campaign... of a baker who sold "F*ck Boris" bread during the last election
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Organization formed to shrink federal government until it was small enough to drown in a bathtub is drowning in federal PPP grants
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Lightning strikes goalkeeper. God given red card, suspended for 3 games
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(Daily Dot)
 
 
 
Imagine being so fragile that you can be chased away from your favorite pastime by a song that includes other people
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Sun July 05, 2020
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Garbage in, Garbage out
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
UK relaxing film regulations, and the Culture Minister is speaking to Tom Cruise about restarting filming for Mission Impossible
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Maybe they should have attached a case of beer to the request
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Prosperous country offering incentives to citizens from shiathole country to relocate
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(The Indian Express)
 
 
 
Man protects himself from coronavirus with facemask made of gold:"The metallic mask is light-weight with holes, ensuring that there is no difficulty in breathing". Coming up next: Man infected with coronavirus on medical ventilator made of gold
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(The Indian Express)
 
 
 
Man protects himself from coronavirus with facemask made of gold:"The metallic mask is light-weight with holes, ensuring that there is no difficulty in breathing". Coming up next: Man infected with coronavirus on medical ventilator made of gold
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Sat July 04, 2020
(Guardian)
 
 
 
...and yet, the UK will still blow it, Boris
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(CTV News)
 
 
 
Think covidiots are exclusively south of the 49th? Nope
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Fri July 03, 2020
(Daily Express)
 
 
 
BoJo sure loves his fish sticks (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Private plane full of rich American plague rats rejected from Italy
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(CNN)
 
 
 
It's almost as if having universal health care, a competent government, nonpartisanism, and deference to experts makes a difference
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(Grub Street)
 
 
 
You should tip at least 50% if you go to a restaurant or get takeout
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(Digg)
 
 
 
Just in time for the 4th of July weekend, test dummies getting obliterated by badass fireworks in government firework safety video
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Thu July 02, 2020
(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
France bans e-bike ad because it might trigger the flailing automotive industry. Common sense, sustainability, environment surrender
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(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
France bans e-bike ad because it might trigger the flailing automotive industry. Common sense, sustainability, environment surrender
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(Loudwire)
 
 
 
Not news: Tennessee mayor votes on mask ordinance. News: Mayor votes no. Fark: It's WWE's Kane, who is famous for wearing a mask
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
I dug for gems in the fertile ground... then felt the mountain as it rumbled down... and I felt trepidation in the steep Burmese hills... as the landslide brought me down
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(AP News)
 
 
 
The pain in Spain is coming mainly from the empty plane
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
With the market crashing and more evidence emerging of high climate impacts, Japan's investment drive in LNG is becoming a bit stinky
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(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Over 1,500 musicians and Radiohead have signed a petition to demand the UK stop damaging live music and toss some money to the industry
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Today's Fark-ready headline: "Regulate Lootboxes Immediately, Lords Say"
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Wed July 01, 2020
(BBC)
 
 
 
Ok...who had "Mass unexplained elephant deaths" for July?
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Putin basically elected President for life as overwhelming majority of voters say they prefer to not have their entire family killed
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(CNN)
 
 
 
How much is your company worth, $70 million? Okay, so you think $700 million would help you out a little?
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(Politico)
 
 
 
The runaway freight train that is Trump's approval rating continues, rising all the way to 39% from its already respectable 41%
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Tue June 30, 2020
(WTOL 11)
 
 
 
Toledo city council meetings will have fewer attendees for the immediate future. Four fewer, to be exact
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
BoJo announces bold plan to toss $10 billion at Coronavirus to see if a cash bribe will make it go away (possible nsfw content on page)
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(The Root)
 
 
 
The Racist White People of America Summer Tour makes a stop in Michigan with Noise Complaint Nancy
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Coronazona to err on the side of murdering Arizonans
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Coronazona to err on the side of murdering Arizonans
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Sun June 28, 2020
(Global News (Canada))
 
 
 
Top Cop fired for buying unauthorized weapons, Saskatchewan ??
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(Global News (Canada))
 
 
 
Top Cop fired for buying unauthorized weapons, Saskatchewan ??
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(WFAA Fort Worth)
 
 
 
"I trust our citizens to not sneeze on each other" might just be the most idiotic thing a Texas city council member could say about his city's citizens. So... guess what
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(WFAA Fort Worth)
 
 
 
"I trust our citizens to not sneeze on each other" might just be the most idiotic thing a Texas city council member could say about his city's citizens. So... guess what
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(9News (Australia))
 
 
 
Sure global coronavirus cases have topped 10 million, but this will be a minor number as most of the hardest-hit nations are easing lockdowns too soon
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(Times of Israel)
 
 
 
Taking a cue from Trump, Lebanese judge bans media from talking to US ambassador for a year, in a reverse chicken vs egg scenario
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(Times of Israel)
 
 
 
Taking a cue from Trump, Lebanese judge bans media from talking to US ambassador for a year, in a reverse chicken vs egg scenario
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Sat June 27, 2020
(WDRB Louisville)
 
 
 
Louisville Metro government: We are cutting library funding by $750k. Sheriff: Check out our sweet new boat
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(Independent)
 
 
 
UBI to be tried on a slightly larger scale
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Dotard does executive order to protect the losers participation trophies while calling protesters marxist terrorists who want to destroy the US government
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Fri June 26, 2020
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Mexico's economy hits a wall in April, shrinking by a record 17.3%
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(Daily Star)
 
 
 
It's a green light for Red Light District (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Daily Star)
 
 
 
It's a green light for Red Light District (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Do you even lift lockdown, bro? (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
That sinking feeling when you've bought all the wrong satellites
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
"The so-called cyanide bomb was not the work of some rogue actor or terrorist cell. It had been installed by a federal employee on official business." "The US government put (it) 350ft from my house, and killed my dog and poisoned my child"
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(AP News)
 
 
 
India's cases spike again, affecting almost a half-million people and untold past, present, and future lifetimes
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(AP News)
 
 
 
India's cases spike again, affecting almost a half-million people and untold past, present, and future lifetimes
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
At today's task force briefing, Pence refused to tell people to wear a mask. But three different times he said we should hope and pray. Is that the official COVID response from the federal government now?
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(Market Screener)
 
 
 
American Airlines will stop limiting seat capacity on flights beginning July 1. Don't worry - these things usually self-correct
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Prominent Russian theater director who lampooned authorities found guilty of fraud. But isn't great acting sincere fraud?
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Donald Trump's "rocket ship economy" is less "Saturn V thundering skyward" and more "Falcon 9 exploding on the launch pad"
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
New Jersey cop caught mocking the death of George Floyd could soon be your bartender or roofer
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Big government for me but not for thee
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Thu June 25, 2020
(Thread Reader)
 
 
 
You know things have gotten bad when the people who poured millions of dollars into lying about government-run health care actually admit they made a mistake
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
You'll never believe this, but that guy Trump picked to head up the SDNY won't commit to recusing himself from cases involving Trump and Trump cronies
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Federal government sent $1.4 Billion in stimulus checks to dead people. Most seemed to have an address at some resort in Palm Beach, Florida. You can't explain that
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(Metro)
 
 
 
The UK has decided if you want to visit the pub for a pint once things reopen and infection fate is tempted, you must follow Town From Footloose Rules: No touching; no large groups; no shouting; and of course, no loud music
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Dear sir/madam, I am a prince of a small African nation and wish to share this windfall of a resource found only within our borders, in the amount of 3.4 million US dollars
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Texas governor ordered all licensed hospitals in the hard-hit Bexar, Dallas, Harris and Travis counties to postpone elective procedures but still thinks it's enough of a hoax to not fully stop reopening plans
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(KOMU Columbia)
 
 
 
Missouri Governor and Andy Rooney cosplayer Mike Parson says he's not to blame for surge in COVID-19 cases since he reopened the state, the media and the people who died are
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(Forbes)
 
 
 
So, that 2nd stimulus check, well turns out Steve doesn't think you need one, but hey don't worry, the next "stimulus" is going to be "jobs" focused. You might say, it will have a laser like focus on "jobs"
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(CNN)
 
 
 
"Djokovic's folly is a lesson to the world"
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Wed June 24, 2020
(Barron's)
 
 
 
It's by no means definitive, but here's a decent starting point for nongovernmental sources of financial aid for small businesses
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
With the virus, can I get married in Wales now? Short answer: aye. Long answyrr: Gydol yr amser ers i'r cyfyngiadau gael
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Scottish pubs and restaurants can reopen in July, will reshutter around oh, say, August 1
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(Politico)
 
 
 
All those foreign governments that Trump has promised favors to would kinda like to cash them in NOW, as for some reason, they're worried those promises will be as worthless as Taj Mahal poker chips after November. Spoiler alert: they already are
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Everything's bigger in Texas, including the number of demands from locals for the federal government to keep supporting COVID-19 testing sites in the state. Seems like they haven't bought into the idea that cases will drop if they just stop testing
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(MSN)
 
 
 
25% of the UK's furloughed workers will get an update to their employment status in September, and it's not a good one
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Much like a doctor at a free clinic down the street, BoJo warns us that the ball is a natural vector of disease
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Pilot programme allows Chinese residents to check if their partner has a history of domestic abuse before getting married. However, you must provide your ID as well as the ID of your future spouse. Because that conversation should go smoothly
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Two-thirds of Americans think the government should do more on climate, the remainder refuse to wear masks and rolls coal
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Tue June 23, 2020
(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
In today's edition of Our President Obviously Never Learned Middle School Civics and Government, ex post facto laws
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Mike Huckabee on tearing down Confederate statues: "This is a violation of everything civil about us and it's also people deciding that they are their own government." You know who ELSE decided that they are their own government?
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(Politico)
 
 
 
There is nothing we can do to stop Covid, it's all up to you - Florida government to public
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Trump orders feds to arrest anyone vandalizing a statue, makes order retroactive. Unclear if statue of limitations applies
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
The UK announces cultural Coronavirus spreading will commence July 4
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
The UK announces cultural Coronavirus spreading will commence July 4
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Mon June 22, 2020
(CNBC)
 
 
 
NASA is now farming out astronaut training to Branson
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(The US Sun)
 
 
 
Hold out all you people who have been living off the measly $1,200 the US government gave you way back when, a second coronavirus stimulus payment could be approved by Congress by August 8. Maybe it will last you until the second wave passes
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Fri June 19, 2020
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Captain Obvious went from selling hotel rooms to heading up the NSA
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
An historic pandemic originates in your country. Should you: C) Blast a neighboring country with a sustained cyber assault targeting a wide variety of institutions, including healthcare
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Will the government keep the Small Business Loan program going?
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
The UK's debt is now larger than its economy. "Welcome to the big leagues," says the US
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Thu June 18, 2020
(AP News)
 
 
 
Burundi meets the new boss, is waiting to see if he's same as the old boss
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(AP News)
 
 
 
The Bank of England says the UK's recession is "less bad," but refuses to go so far as to say it's not "doubleplusungood"
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(AP News)
 
 
 
US mortgage rates hit an all-time low, mirroring most people's credit scores
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
But her emails, too: Ivankaboogaloo
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(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Dude who claims he's had sex with 'plenty' of chicks all through lockdown is definitely not exaggerating. Oh no (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Dude who claims he's had sex with 'plenty' of chicks all through lockdown is definitely not exaggerating. Oh no (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
A book cannot be simultaneously "classified" and "full of lies"
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(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
The National Drug Stockpile is now stuck with 63 million doses of obvious tag
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(Axios)
 
 
 
How do we know Trump Incorporated is in Panic Mode? His DOJ files a request for an Emergency Restraining Order against John Bolton's book
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Wed June 17, 2020
(Daily Express)
 
 
 
It's BoJo versus Keir Starmer in a Tory/Labour showdown over the Coronavirus, Brexit, and economy in the House of Commons today. How will the weak-willed Boris fare? (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
In this opinion column, we learn how one nation's conservative government is eroding the rule of law to suppress the Palestinian cause through slavish devotion to Zionism, and that nation is . . . Canada?
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Pols slam dithering Sturgeon
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(Regina Leader-Post)
 
 
 
Meanwhile in Canada, Trudeau suggests a gun ban. Saskatchewan responds with a gun ban ban. Canadians wait with bated breath to see if Trudeau moves for a gun ban ban ban
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Rick Romero Institute for Contact Tracing discovers that homeowners don't answer phone call from numbers they don't recognize
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(AutoBlog)
 
 
 
For sale: 1998 Plymouth van, V-6, auto, periscope camera, blacked-out windows, electronics enclosure, AC, stereo, 100K miles, runs good ... wait, back up
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(AutoBlog)
 
 
 
For sale: 1998 Plymouth van, V-6, auto, periscope camera, blacked-out windows, electronics enclosure, AC, stereo, 100K miles, runs good ... wait, back up
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Never failing to miss an oppurtunity, Congress decides not to include anything about climate change in the stimulus
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(Click On Detroit)
 
 
 
Only 2 states are on track to contain Covid and you can thank Mario Cuomo and That Woman From Michigan
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Brits, 2016: We want to leave the EU so we can bring back blue passports. Brits, 2020: We don't like the new colour (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Oregon Live)
 
 
 
"Guess it's gonna be hard for the coronavirus to spread with the government not allowing churches to hold large gatherings." "Actually, it's gonna be super easy, barely an inconvenience"
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Duh, duh, doy, duh, and in conclusion: No shiat Sherlock
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Tue June 16, 2020
(Five Thirty-Eight)
 
 
 
White Americans are increasingly likely to say businesses should open up, even if it puts people's lives at risk. Black & Latino Americans: "We've been trapped in here with you nutjobs for 400 years, why should we expect anything different now"
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(Metro)
 
 
 
It's hard determining who belongs in your social bubble
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(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
The UK government understands how to reopen music venues almost as much as it understands what today's music is about
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(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
The UK government understands how to reopen music venues almost as much as it understands what today's music is about
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(WMDT Maryland)
 
 
 
In Germany pets with ze virus now must be reported regardless of zeir papers
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
There are more people collecting unemployment than are unemployed. Some economists call it "puzzling", which is a nice way of saying "the government is lying"
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
New Zealand makes it eight virus-free days before going back down under
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
The handling of Covid has been so bad in Belarus, President Lukashenko may finally be toppled after 26 years. Of course, the first opposition candidate is already in jail and the second just had his company's office raided, but there's a chance
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(Barron's)
 
 
 
Old and Busted: Fed printing money for government. New hotness: Fed printing money for corporations
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(Independent)
 
 
 
Economic fallout from a pandemic hitting UK was never modelled, senior civil servants admit. Sir Humphrey says it would have cost money, been depressing and required the government come up with a plan
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(Independent)
 
 
 
Economic fallout from a pandemic hitting UK was never modelled, senior civil servants admit. Sir Humphrey says it would have cost money, been depressing and required the government come up with a plan
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
"Disturbingly, the US seems to have given up on trying to control the spread of the disease, the only wealthy country in the world that just said, "screw it, let people die"
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Providers accused of cheating Medicare get $50bil in HHS aid because that's how it works in Donnieworld. "They're all feeding at the trough. There are so many defrauding the government. And we're making it easier"
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Mon June 15, 2020
(Deadline)
 
 
 
Maria Ressa, a Filipino journalist whose online newspaper has been routinely critical of dictator Rodrigo Duterte, has been found guilty of "cyber libel." Cyber police unavailable for comment
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
'Nam bans drone flights near all government buildings, borders and factories. There are rules
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Report details how woman with no ticket boarded airline flight, centering on the absence of Indiana Jones onboard to throw her out a window
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
"There is no doubt in my mind that my paper was denied government approval because it had to do with efforts to mitigate climate change." It seems lower level apparatchiks are taking their cues from Donnie's stooges these days
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(Time)
 
 
 
Sweden's PM rejects criticism of his strategy to deal with Covid-19 claiming, despite a death rate that 10x higher than his neighbors "it's too early to draw conclusions about the success of our strategy," adding "hern-de hern-de bork bork bork"
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(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
Taxi driver turns hearse driver as coronavirus deaths spike in India, says you're only as healthy as you feel
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Bolton's Lawyer volunteered in a Wall Street Journal op-ed that Bolton had violated both his NDA and perhaps a few criminal laws like the Espionage Act. Well, that's an interesting book publicity strategy
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Sat June 13, 2020
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
The unusual happenstance of Hero trumping the Florida tag
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Government pandemic team scrapped prior to Coronavirus outbreak. No, not that one, although if you guessed it was done by an absurdly-haired buffoon have half a point
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(KJZZ Tempe)
 
 
 
♪ You and me, and COVID-19, must live together in perfect harmony. ♪
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(KJZZ Tempe)
 
 
 
♪ You and me, and COVID-19, must live together in perfect harmony. ♪
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Fri June 12, 2020
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Mikey Flynn's lawyers are having a tough time convincing Second Court to tell First Court to flush before it's done. "This shiat takes time"
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(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Racist ranting entitled white lady from Torrance prequel video comes out
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
The UK's economy shrank a record 20.4% in April. To put this in perspective, during the Great Recession it shrank by no more than one point in a month. Blimey
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Thu June 11, 2020
(Patheos)
 
 
 
Refusing to attend Bible Study? That's 5 months in prison. Next Case
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Scottish government to offer Trump's failing golf courses a 1M Pound tax bailout even though the course has always lost money, never produced the jobs he stated, gone further into debt to pay his salary, hey, have we seen this before?
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
British Airways is auctioning off artwork to raise cash, which demonstrates its commitment to solvency. In other news, BA has at least one piece valued at $1.3mil
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Attention, UK: Your sex bubble is approved
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
EU now openly asking the UK to delay leaving the EU
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Chinese smog's thicker as sales are getting larrrrger - up 14.5%
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
If you had "zombie markets" down for the next disaster, claim your prize
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Swiss federal officials will soon have to take the train - not a plane - where available for work trips as their government reaffirms its neutrality, in this case to carbon
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(New Zealand Herald)
 
 
 
Not news: Restaurant stocking pamphlets on "How to Keep Yourself & Others Well." News: What happens when you scan the barcode
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Wed June 10, 2020
(Forbes)
 
 
 
Thanks to Republican malgovernment, Arizona hospitals are now overwhelmed by Covid patients. Sick tag is in the ICU
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
DOJ decision on Flynn is "gross abuse of power", says N.S. Sherlock
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Review of court documents show none of the indviduals facing federal charges in connection with the unrest have links to antifa. Logic dictates that can only mean one thing: Antifa has successfully infiltrated the US courts
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(News 13 Orlando)
 
 
 
Good news, unemployed Floridians: you now have a full-time job of trying to get unemployment benefits from the government
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Gallant Germany with its educated scientist leader is turning excess renewable energy into hydrogen for cars and trucks. Goofus US with its painted clown imbecile flinging poo on the walls is still rolling coal
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
The UK to reopen zoos but not schools - you do the math
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(Wm Barr is a fart)
 
 
 
In re US v Flynn, John Gleeson writes as a "friend of the Court": "The Government has engaged in highly irregular conduct to benefit a political ally of the President." Then he really gets going...(PDF warning) (PDF)
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(CBC)
 
 
 
190,000 Canadians who received COVID-19 emergency response benefits they did not qualify for: "Sorry. Here is the money back"
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Despite the bearish market conditions, Fiat Chrysler to resume Panda production on June 16
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(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
Tennessee tells judge to get screwed, refuses to allow four million people a chance to vote. If only there were a higher level of government to enforce this
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Tue June 09, 2020
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Greece and Italy sign a deal on the Ionian Sea. This is not a repeat from 300 BC
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Mon June 08, 2020
(Medical Xpress)
 
 
 
With lockdown easing, Ireland's coming back to life as reports of properly masked leprechauns begin to appear
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(9News (Australia))
 
 
 
The US government's supply of remdesivir, the only proven COVID-19 drug that works, runs out at the end of the month. Worry not though, surely we know the Trump Administration has a well thought out system to fix this
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
35 million stimulus checks are still out there. What you need to know if you're waiting for your money (and ridiculously patient)
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
The new UK travel quarantine rules are a stunt according to Ryanair's boss, who's really just chapped because he can't figure out how to turn them into a penny-ante additional fee
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Always a bold move going on live television and accusing furloughed employees of getting money for nothing and accusing them of living their best life as unemployed during a pandemic (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Brazil's government is just going to pretend that this whole coronavirus thing never happened
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Sun June 07, 2020
(NPR)
 
 
 
Libertarians pick their 2020 presidential candidate and...okay, we have got to find her running mate's Fark handle because damn
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(Omaha World Herald)
 
 
 
Man steals bulldozer to drive to the city to protest
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Sat June 06, 2020
(Fark)
 
 
 
Subby's going to turn his goatee into a 'stash and soul patch. Difficulty: not a musician
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
The thirteen best movies about why you should never trust the government
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Fri June 05, 2020
(MPR News)
 
 
 
The Labor Department has acknowledged making errors in how it classified people as employed and said the real May rate is worse than the numbers indicate. Oops
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(Metro)
 
 
 
BoJo's approval rating hits Trump levels
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(Metro)
 
 
 
BoJo's approval rating hits Trump levels
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(Daily Record (UK))
 
 
 
Manky swan
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(Law.com)
 
 
 
Whistleblowing about the government can get you death threats. Whistleblowing about a company to the SEC can net you $50M
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
20%
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(Medical Xpress)
 
 
 
Drinking alone at home in your underpants proven most effective way to stop Corona virus from spreading as Finland reports zero new cases and virus reproduction rate of 0.8
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(Medical Xpress)
 
 
 
Drinking alone at home in your underpants proven most effective way to stop Corona virus from spreading as Finland reports zero new cases and virus reproduction rate of 0.8
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Thu June 04, 2020
(History Channel)
 
 
 
On this day in history, in 1989, a brutal, repressive regime massacred its own citizens in the name of power. Welp, it's a good thing we all learned our lessons from that and it'll never repeat
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(Sky.com)
 
 
 
British Airways owner burning '£178m of cash a week'. That's a lot of cigars
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(Sky.com)
 
 
 
British Airways owner burning '£178m of cash a week'. That's a lot of cigars
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Chinese dissident to be honored by PEN American, showing again how strong and vital the American PEN is
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(The Shovel (Australia))
 
 
 
NRA has apparently 'forgotten' to rise up against tyrannical government
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
A third former President has hit the Trump tower
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Wed June 03, 2020
(Japan Today)
 
 
 
COVID-19 is doing what 30 years of Japanese top-down policies could not -- encouraging citizens to migrate from an overcrowded Tokyo into the rural countryside. Jobs are there "as long as you're not particular"
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(The Hour)
 
 
 
Company supported by Google, Twitter and Facebook sues Trump over executive order on social media clampdown. You can read about it all over the net
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(The Verge)
 
 
 
AMC doubts that it'll be able to continue after the pandemic now that the studios realized they can start their own versions of Netflix and skip theaters entirely
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(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
Harvard University study says couples should wear face masks during sex to cut risk of spreading the coronavirus, big brown bags if partners are fugly
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(WRAL)
 
 
 
Pentagon official resigns over Mark Esper clearing park of protestors for Trump. "Support and defend the Constitution of the United States ... and to bear true faith and allegiance to the same".... "I believe that you violated that oath"
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Tue June 02, 2020
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Even China cheats on Chinese embargoes
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Nothing says "champion of limited government and free-market principles" like going totally silent as the government YOU'RE PART OF is turned violently against its citizens
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Crowds at the UK's famous beach, the Jurassic Coast, 'showed shocking disregard for area.' Where do they think they are, America?
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Mon June 01, 2020
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
If you bet on pigeon racing to be the first sport to return to the UK, collect your winnings, punter
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(Indy100)
 
 
 
Which is more likely to spread coronavirus, going to a pub or singing hymns? Let's ask British Housing minister Robert Jenrick
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(Indy100)
 
 
 
Which is more likely to spread coronavirus, going to a pub or singing hymns? Let's ask British Housing minister Robert Jenrick
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
SecDef Esper on phone call to governors: "We need to mass force and dominate the battlespace." Just in case you were wondering how your government now sees you
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(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
Armenian prime minister tests positive for Covid-19, putting the future of Armani suits in jeopardy
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Grand Bazaar, cafes open and flights resume as everybody's business opens for the Turks
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Piers Morgan fears his mortal enemies are using the Covid-19 tracing app for force him off Good Morning Britain (possible nsfw content on page)
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Her Majesty figures you Americans could use a reminder of what the front end of a horse looks like
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
June 1, 2020: The day the UK made it illegal to have sex with a person from another home in your own home
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
June 1, 2020: The day the UK made it illegal to have sex with a person from another home in your own home
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Sun May 31, 2020
(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
You wouldn't think the transplantation of goat testicles into human scrota, the FCC, Hawaiian folk songs, amputations, the Mexican government, Jimmie Rodgers, Gene Autry, and autographed pictures of Jesus could be related. Yet here we are
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Sat May 30, 2020
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Scientists say that eventually it will be us or them. Personally, I'm taking the side of the chickens
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Yes, the lockdown and quarantine sucks, now imagine doing it without the internet like millions of your fellow Americans have had to do
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(CTV News)
 
 
 
"It almost seems like they're sending them out without any real background checks or doing things without due diligence or process" says man receiving a stimulus payment addressed to his dead mother
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(The Hindu)
 
 
 
Just in case things weren't 2020 enough the POTUS is now inventing entire conversations with foreign leaders that never happened
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(The Hindu)
 
 
 
Just in case things weren't 2020 enough the POTUS is now inventing entire conversations with foreign leaders that never happened
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Fri May 29, 2020
(White House)
 
 
 
White House press conference on reopening the pandemic. 5pm ET
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
China's foreign ministry says Canada is an accomplice to US government's efforts to bring down Huawei. Its cooler, more polite accomplice
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(Playboy)
 
 
 
Donald Trump, 1990: "When the students poured into Tiananmen Square, the Chinese government almost blew it. Then they were vicious, they were horrible, but they put it down with strength. That shows you the power of strength"
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Japan won't let the sun go down on Nissan
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Put away the Xbox and stop looking up old matches on Youtube, Premier League action resumes June 17th
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Sounds like someone in Moscow is about to "fall" out of a window
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Don't shred that incredibly spammy looking envelope with no official markings. It's your Covid-19 money
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Several States take up mushroom farming, you know, keep us in the dark and feed us you know what
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Thu May 28, 2020
(Politico)
 
 
 
NIH director says "we have no way of knowing" whether something we absolutely know did not happen happened
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Germany: Twitter is welcome here if Trump kicks you guys out of the US
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(CNN)
 
 
 
After six-day manhunt, UConn student suspected in two murders and a kidnapping has been arrested, also facing extradition request from Greece, whose government demands he change his last name or take the middle name North
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
In a blow to those expecting more financial help soon from the government, cocaine Mitch says they won't even consider something for another month
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
These two guys predicted 'The Crisis of 2020' in 1991. They also coined the term "millennial." One has passed, but the other has some 'splainin' to do
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
American cuts 30% from its bloated midsection. This is not a metaphor
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
New challenge for the feds in these coronavirus times: Workers who don't want to come back to their jobs
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(The Joplin Globe)
 
 
 
The infamous Ben Dover, subject of crude middle-school jokes, has pleaded guilty to felony drug offense
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(New Delhi TV)
 
 
 
Invasion of locusts in India. 2020 : it was biblical is what I'm gonna tell my kids because really it's what's happening
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(Midland Reporter-Telegram)
 
 
 
Houston billionaire warns of real estate collapse since he has stopped paying rent
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Wed May 27, 2020
(RealClearPolitics)
 
 
 
Soon the government will taking your right to anonymously infect people with a deadly virus
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Japan and Europe are cranking up the money machines. "Politics" tab has the strangest boner right now
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
British Grand Prix that was on, then off, then on again and then off again is now back on. Maybe
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(The Register)
 
 
 
Uber moves its Asian HQ from Singapore to Hong Kong. No word on when the main HQ moves to Camden, New Jersey
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
The cost of the UK's virus support jumps about $12 bil in a week, which is like £ somethingsomethingnumber in a fortnight
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Tue May 26, 2020
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Appeals Court to K Street: No there is no Constitutional right to Lobby congress so denying your industry PPP loans does NOT violate the 1st amendment you blood-sucking weasels
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Miami Dolphins owner says fans will definitely be in stadiums for the NFL season, somehow forgetting he owns the Dolphins
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Afghan government to set 900 prisoners free, although some critics suggest it's probably just some kind of doorbuster scam to get people into their store
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(One Mile at a Time)
 
 
 
German government gets 20 percent of Lufthansa in bailout deal. US airline execs shrug, say they gotta move those refrigerators, color TVs
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(Metro)
 
 
 
One idiot employee defies a stay-at-home order, you defend him, and suddenly your approval rating plunges by 20 points
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
France's Minister of Culture--which is responsible for maintaining the Jerry Lewis Shrine--says cinemas will all reopen at the same time across the country
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Are some states manipulating pandemic statistics? Does a bear shiat in the woods?
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Federal Government: We can't do widespread Covid-19 testing. Bill Gates and Washington Health Officials: It's ok, we got this. FDA: Not yours, can't haz
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Mon May 25, 2020
(Santa Fe New Mexican)
 
 
 
50,000 GOP volunteers in 15 states will watch polling places "to challenge people they believe are not eligible to vote". Papers, please
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Chinese company accuses US of 'politicizing business,' claims its kettles are all black
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Out of 20,000 motorists surveyed, 40% say they plan to walk more, 50% say they plan to drive less, 25% say they plan to fly less and 25% say they plan to work from home in future. Let's see how this turns out in real countries
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Taiwan pledges "necessary assistance" to embattled Hong Kong, forgetting that the government has already sold out
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(Axios)
 
 
 
Old & stale: Grover Nordquist shrinks government so it can be drowned a bathtub. New hotness: Jared Kushner shrinks GOP platform from 58 pages down to a bunch of talking points on a pocketable card, presumably so Trump can understand it
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Time to reset the clock. No, not that one, thank God. It's just Argentina defaulting again
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Sun May 24, 2020
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Wait... there are people who still have faith in Washington?
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Wait... there are people who still have faith in Washington?
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(The Week)
 
 
 
Why aren't Trump's scandals sticking?
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Fri May 22, 2020
(BBC)
 
 
 
Is it time to stop giving carers the clap? Use protection when having sex with front line workers, people
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(White House)
 
 
 
Mayor from Jaws addresses the nation
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(The New Civil Rights Movement)
 
 
 
London calling other areas to let them know Pompeo is trying to fundraise for a potential 2024 run at the presidency
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
"Have YOU donated 110,000 masks to rural Texas hospitals? Be a lot cooler if you did"
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
"Have YOU donated 110,000 masks to rural Texas hospitals? Be a lot cooler if you did"
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Thu May 21, 2020
(Daily Express)
 
 
 
For once a right wing loony doesn't want thoughts and prayers (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Rock Paper Shotgun)
 
 
 
System Shock 3 development taken over by Chinese government-owned media conglomerate Tencent. On the bright side, at least we can be sure that the hacking minigame will be 100% legit
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
To prepare for full reopening, Tokyo izakaya unveils "carwash for humans" where pubgoers are sprayed with chlorine-based disinfectant for 30 seconds before being allowed to take seat
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Wed May 20, 2020
(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Reporting on what the government is up to has its drawbacks, like looking over your shoulder for the rest of your life
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(Entertainment Daily)
 
 
 
Tattoo designs range from rolls of toilet paper and a cartoon germ to people declaring: "I survived 2020, "This is awful. People are f**king dying"
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(Chattanooga Pulse)
 
 
 
Not even a Nigerian prince would fall for these coronavirus check scams, right? Right?
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Following the UK government's advice not to visit beauty spots as the lockdown eases, let's see how that British common sense is holding up
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(DW)
 
 
 
Palestinian President ends all agreements with Israel and the US. Great job, Jared
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Tue May 19, 2020
(NBC Washington)
 
 
 
John Glenn's wife: Killed by Covid-19 at 100 years old
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Wish this were The Onion: Kentucky convenience store posts 'No face masks allowed' sign
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Walmart online sales up 74% as average store BAC slips to 0.8%
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Roger Daltrey: "I'm not moaning about anything, but equally as a 76-year-old, I'm not going to be told by anybody to stay in. Go f*** yourselves. We can't wrap ourselves in cotton wool." In other news, younger Farkers ask; "WHO"? (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
The French find out the hard way that kids are not the best at keeping themselves clean
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(Variety)
 
 
 
Shakespeare's Globe Theatre may close due to plague sweeping the land. This is not a repeat from 1603
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Sorry, eh
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(The Register)
 
 
 
The UK plans to hand all of England's health data over to Amazon, Google, and Microsoft. Let's see if anyone notices
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(The Register)
 
 
 
The UK plans to hand all of England's health data over to Amazon, Google, and Microsoft. Let's see if anyone notices
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(Vox)
 
 
 
Hong Kong used masks to stop coronavirus, and yet Americans are upset at the inconvenience
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Mon May 18, 2020
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Profiles in Courage: Wisconsin edition
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Never letting a perfectly good crisis go to waste, many state and local governments are now using the pandemic as an excuse to shield public records
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
BLM plans to spend one billion dollars to slaughter, remove 220,000 wild horses and burros from US public lands
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(AP News)
 
 
 
The Israeli government is more than happy to take American evangelicals' money, and use their political influence in Washington DC to their advantage, but they draw the line at them actually evangelizing, especially in Israel, that's offensive
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(New Jersey 101.5)
 
 
 
Protestors who look like they haven't seen the inside of a gym since 11th grade come out to support opening of gym despite government orders to stay closed
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(Sky.com)
 
 
 
Bold of you to assume we can just up and book a flight to Paris these days
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
No
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
A report from a military contractor purporting to show that COVID-19 escaped from the Wuhan Institute of Virology "is an illustrated guide on how not to do open source analysis." Good thing no one in the U.S. government would take such a thing seriously
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
They wanted a seat at the table. "Now that they've been granted a seat at the table, they have set the table on fire and thrown it out the window"
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Sun May 17, 2020
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Trump has taken a hatchet to our institutions so severely that widespread testing is unlikely to work in America because too many people now distrust science and "the deep state"
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(The Sun (Ireland))
 
 
 
Idiot rips up his coronavirus stimulus check. Something about not wanting 'Trump money' in his house
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Sat May 16, 2020
(Daily Dot)
 
 
 
Here's the list of Canadian government's six guiding principles for working during COVID-19. America, you need dis
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(BBC)
 
 
 
UK teachers: "Don't reopen schools." School leaders: "Don't reopen schools." Doctors: "Don't reopen schools." Government: "Stop squabbling between yourselves so we can settle on a plan to reopen schools"
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Fri May 15, 2020
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Senior UK government adviser says BoJo's air passenger quarantine plan "doesn't make sense" at this stage of the pandemic, but they desperately want to shut that stable door
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(Green Bay Press Gazette)
 
 
 
Wisconsin Supreme Court says the legislature should make the COVID rules. The legislature says local governments should handle it. Local governments say "No, thanks." Meanwhile there were 410 new deaths reported today
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