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Fri March 24, 2023       Laid-off Indeed employee goes beyond cleaning out office, cleans out office snack pantry, dumping everything from potato chips to cup noodles to chocolate treats into tote bag as part of "final office snack run" source: asiaone.com   |   share: 12         Want to see a magic trick? source: bbc.com   |   share: 153   (Some Guy)       ARM will soon cost a Leg source: wccftech.com   |   share: 40         What's the world coming to if you can't work one out in the privacy of your own car without Google Maps spying on you? source: dailyrecord.co.uk   |   share: 23   Thu March 23, 2023       Google's Bard AI: "I hope the court will find in favor of the Justice Department and order Google to take steps to break up its monopoly" source: vice.com   |   share: 2   Wed March 22, 2023       [Image of a Fark headline. This headline has been greenlit and is viewable on the main page] source: futurism.com   |   share: 21         Google Introduces Bard, a New Chatbot to Compete with ChatGPT: Brace Yourselves for the Battle of the Bots source: cnn.com   |   share: 37   Tue March 21, 2023       Mariners players ordering In N Out burgers for the whole team try to order 120 double doubles and 60 fries in the drive throuigh source: msn.com   |   share: 35         Because taking it in the ass when buying from NVIDIA might not have been enough for you, you can now take it from both ends source: engadget.com   |   share: 8         Crypto was dumb. Meta was dumber. But ChatGPT is proof that hard-wired stupidity has become an unavoidable and possibly essential part of our modern-day existence source: slate.com   |   share: 32         Got a Google Pixel? Forward some redacted screen grabs of your junk to someone in the past four years? Guess what, there's a way to unredact them, and there's no way to stop it from happening source: arstechnica.com   |   share: 21         What plug-in EV owner wouldn't want to deal with a crowd of pan handlers offering to clean their windows while they charge up their batteries? source: arstechnica.com   |   share: 54   Sun March 19, 2023       Subby tried an edible for the first time last night and that was a big mistake. How do I get rid of this groggy, nauseated feeling (besides waiting and waiting)? source: fark.com   |   share: 54         Not very well source: abcnews.go.com   |   share: 19   Fri March 17, 2023       YouTube becomes BoobTube once again source: engadget.com   |   share: 34         Sage advice about what printer to get, presuming you don't want the one from "Inkjet Supply and Hostage Situations Incorporated" source: theverge.com   |   share: 51         Does your phone have the Voice over LTE or Wi-Fi Calling features enabled? You should check if this zero-day exploit is about to ruin your day source: 9to5google.com   |   share: 28   Thu March 16, 2023       Zuckerberg finally realized nobody was rushing to join his metaverse fantasy. So AI it is, then source: gizmodo.com   |   share: 29         Google raises the price of YouTubeTV to "why don't you just pay for cable at this point?" source: cnbc.com   |   share: 50         Google Glassholes to the the Graveyard source: theverge.com   |   share: 10   Wed March 15, 2023       Is it possible that Mark Zuckerberg doesn't actually have any idea what he's doing? asked a moron source: cnn.com   |   share: 28   (BaT)       FS: Newman's Own 1988 Volvo Grand National Turbo-powered 740 Wagon source: bringatrailer.com   |   share: 23   Tue March 14, 2023       Disney: "Lawyers...assemble" source: engadget.com   |   share: 57   Mon March 13, 2023       If you want to sound highfalutin, never use large words where minuscule ones will do, and check out this article on phrases to eliminate. You may just enhance your credibility and chances high enough to be sponsored for TF source: cnbc.com   |   share: 31   Sun March 12, 2023       YouTube actually scales back some ads, saying they're too intrusive. No, not the two unskippable ads at the beginning of the video source: androidpolice.com   |   share: 31   Sat March 11, 2023       The remorseless enshiattification of the internet source: theguardian.com   |   share: 63   (Some Guy)       Facebook decides no news is good news in Canada source: michaelgeist.ca   |   share: 18   Fri March 10, 2023       These are the most popular Girl Scout cookies by state. Does your tastes match where you live? source: msn.com   |   share: 49   Thu March 09, 2023       Put your combat helmets on and let's take a cruise through the Korean DMZ on Google Street View source: cnn.com   |   share: 16         Ireland has the legend of the Kilkenny cats: a pair of feral cats who fought each other so fiercely that they ripped each other to shreds and only their tails remained. In the US we have right-wing Twitter source: politico.com   |   share: 57         Again, Black Mirror wasn't an instruction manual source: theverge.com   |   share: 29       Founder and CEO of commercial real estate company says what most of us have been saying all along source: msn.com   |   share: 57         MAGA-PAC Freedomworks just gave 40% of their staff the "freedom" to work somewhere else source: politico.com   |   share: 20   Wed March 08, 2023       What kind of monster lies to a judge about imaginary pet fish dying? Difficulty: not Floridaman source: lgbtqnation.com   |   share: 33         Bing: I'm sorry, I don't know how to discuss making a bomb at home, but did you know that 3% of Antarctic glacier ice is penguin urine? source: benzinga.com   |   share: 13   Mon March 06, 2023     Unreleased Scooby Doo and Krypto Too movie leaked. Do Batgirl next source: torrentfreak.com   |   share: 13   Sun March 05, 2023       If passwords are too daunting for you to manage, good news: third-party apps and rectal scanners will handle all of that in the near future source: tomsguide.com   |   share: 16   Sat March 04, 2023       "Absolutely nobody needs this much HDD storage space", says writer who's clearly never seen the average Farker's porn collection source: gamesradar.com   |   share: 91         Online therapy company BetterHelp: "We will not use or disclose your confidential health data... unless we feel like peddling it to Facebook, Snapchat, or Pinterest for a quick buck" source: theverge.com   |   share: 29   Fri March 03, 2023       Google "The Mandolorian" for some company during your internet searches. This is the way source: google.com   |   share: 26   Thu March 02, 2023       While you're waiting for a new season of Rick & Morty, Dan Harmon is off launching a new animated series on Fox source: avclub.com   |   share: 19         STOP, HAMMER PILOT No, wait- stop early release of hammer-killer pilot. Hammer trifecta complete source: bbc.com   |   share: 24   Wed March 01, 2023       OpenAI is now everything it promised not to be. You mean a glorified version of Google Search's autocomplete? source: vice.com   |   share: 24   Tue February 28, 2023       Article suggests we address climate change by going Mr. Burns on the sun instead of simply transitioning away from fossil fuels. Somewhat unsurprisingly, article is "presented by BP" source: politico.com   |   share: 25         Microsoft announces newest batch of Windows 11 bloatware users will need to disable upon installation source: cnbc.com   |   share: 40   Mon February 27, 2023       Following the Saturday Night Massacre, Elmo claims remaining Twitter employees will get significant stock awards if they aren't fired by March 24 source: theverge.com   |   share: 36   Sun February 26, 2023       Increasingly nervous Slate writer explains that he's much more valuable than a chat bot and nobody should believe one could ever replace him source: slate.com   |   share: 51         When you are an international comedy mega-star, it is inevitable that your backstage rider is ridiculously luxurious, including that $10 bottle of supermarket wine and the box of over-the-counter heartburn medicine source: cracked.com   |   share: 35   Sat February 25, 2023       Alphabet shuts down its armed-robots project, but will use the tech elsewhere within its portfolio of companies, so as to not delay SkyNet source: theverge.com   |   share: 6   Fri February 24, 2023       Google a company who handled a mass layoff worse than Twitter. Oops, forgot the comma after Google source: nypost.com   |   share: 16         The robots that took your job have been laid off source: cnet.com   |   share: 9   Thu February 23, 2023       Google pissing off boyfriends across the globe source: techxplore.com   |   share: 11         Making it from people? source: techcrunch.com   |   share: 4         Google employees searching for elbow room, how to say, "THIS IS FLAMING BS" to the boss in the nicest, firmest way source: theregister.com   |   share: 27   Wed February 22, 2023       Not that tricking them takes much effort in the first place source: gizmodo.com   |   share: 21   (Some Guy)       This gives a whole new meaning to the term "Blade Runner" source: ifunny.co   |   share: 15         In this deeply divided country there's one thing that unites all Americans:we are sick to death of paying "resort fees", "baggage check fees" , "Balance check fees"', "Oxygen consumption fees", "fee assessment fees" etc. Uncle Joe is here to help source: politico.com   |   share: 122         Elmo: we're hemorrhaging advertisers, so we need to implement ad targeting on par with Google AdWords. Serfs, you have one week source: theverge.com   |   share: 49         Dear Abby: If it walks like a duck, talks like a duck, and secretly googles duck porn, is it a duck? source: chicago.suntimes.com   |   share: 35         High School wrestler costs his team a Championship for the heinous infraction of *checks notes* premature removal of shoulder straps during celebration. Guess they didn't want to get cut off from the Google ad network source: wfsb.com   |   share: 29         Amazon CEO Andy Jassy: All employees must return to the office, effective immediately. Amazon employees: How about "no"? Does "no" work for you? source: cnbc.com   |   share: 51   Tue February 21, 2023       Leave it to Fox News to come up with the most accurate headline concerning the Section 230 SCOTUS case source: foxnews.com   |   share: 81         I'm not going to go out on a Nostromo here, but I'm going to guess either these people have never watched a SciFi flick, or they have and know exactly what they've called their new company. Ash last heard talking about directives source: reuters.com   |   share: 10         Home Depot helps its people. No word if it has any plans to help the birds that seems trapped in the one Subby goes to. But helping its people is a good start source: cnbc.com   |   share: 16   Mon February 20, 2023       Big tech is in the hands of the Supreme Court. Which doesn't understand tech of any size source: axios.com   |   share: 93         Al Gore will not be silenced source: huffpost.com   |   share: 44   Sun February 19, 2023       Old and busted: cats attacking their reflections in mirrors. New Turing hotness: humans arguing with their reflections in chatbots source: theverge.com   |   share: 3   Fri February 17, 2023       NPR asks the question: Is corporate America going to care about Americans' desire for basic privacy rights to be protected when it comes to using AI to profit off them? Narrator: No source: npr.org   |   share: 57         The Big Lie of the next election won't be election denial, it'll be deepfake porn source: cnn.com   |   share: 119         Fast-food restaurant employees reward patient customer with five-star service source: yahoo.com   |   share: 3         Youtube CEO Susan Wojcicki steps down after nine-- *Headline will play after ad* source: cbc.ca   |   share: 10   Thu February 16, 2023 (Comparitech)       Best private search engines that won't track you in 2023. Wait...search engines track people? source: comparitech.com   |   share: 10         Google says AI learns best by human example. Welp, we're boned source: cnbc.com   |   share: 5   Wed February 15, 2023       Microsoft releases Tay 2.0 source: independent.co.uk   |   share: 38         Elon Musk warns the world that AI is the greatest threat to humanity, surprisingly does not mention his underground volcano lair and sharks with laser beams on their freaking head source: cnbc.com   |   share: 160         Billionaire investor warns remote work is 'not a good life' for young workers. And who would know more about that than a billionaire investor? source: news.yahoo.com   |   share: 66         Nothings says tone deaf like laying off thousands off employees then hiding from the world in a tropical paradise source: finance.yahoo.com   |   share: 28   Tue February 14, 2023       A.I. could be the military's new nuke, according to Google's former CEO Eric Schmidt. Maybe they could call this new project SkyMesh or NetSky source: fortune.com   |   share: 20         About Goddamn Time (I gave up on it in '99) (possible nsfw content on page) source: dailystar.co.uk   |   share: 18         In its demo launch Microsoft's AI Bing generated factual errors and fabricated text, meaning it was an out-of-the-park success by Redmond standards source: theregister.com   |   share: 83         Microsoft's new AI chatbot Bing gets 'aggressive', demands apology after becoming furious with human who asked where Avatar 2 was screening nearby (possible nsfw content on page) source: dailystar.co.uk   |   share: 57   Mon February 13, 2023       Google employees take to Memegen, rip CEO, Bard for being rushed to market to throw AI hands with Microsoft and ChatGPT. Yes, they've got a Nic Cage meme for that source: cnbc.com   |   share: 9         E(asterisk)Trade source: apnews.com   |   share: 7   Sun February 12, 2023       In additional to all its other ways to kill you, Australia has many types of dragons. This young man found out how dangerous Blue Dragons are when he failed his Save Versus Poison roll source: au.news.yahoo.com   |   share: 64   Sat February 11, 2023 (Some Guy)       Sometimes you need to just stop and smell the bricks source: jaysbrickblog.com   |   share: 18         Google's Go language may be getting a new "feature" where it tells Google everything you're doing source: theregister.com   |   share: 17   Fri February 10, 2023       In related news, Yahoo apparently still has staff, is a thing source: axios.com   |   share: 9         PowerPoints to make us even dumber source: theverge.com   |   share: 9         Yelp shouts from the rooftop on record revenue, positive reviews source: marketwatch.com   |   share: 3         Last year's Super Bowl ads aged like milk source: vox.com   |   share: 30   Thu February 09, 2023       1Password is tired of carrying the 1 source: theverge.com   |   share: 11         Japanese antitrust officials agree with European counterparts, label Google/Apple dominance in smartphone OSes anti-competitive, urge government to act source: www3.nhk.or.jp   |   share: 15   (QSR)       Shaq wants to put a Big Chicken restaurant into orbit. Unlikely: Teaming up with Blue Origin seems like a great idea source: qsrmagazine.com   |   share: 17         Yahoo to fire 1,000 employees by the end of 2023. Not sure what Yahoo is? Just Google it source: cnbc.com   |   share: 18         "This is so stupid". Indeed, Defector. Indeed source: defector.com   |   share: 14         Bard botches softball question, can't find Sarah Connor source: metro.co.uk   |   share: 6         Global megacorporation loses $100B in value because its AI program got confused about space telescopes during a social media demo. Mad Libs product, dystopian novel plot, or actual news article? source: cnn.com   |   share: 21         Stray dog chooses family, with link to video long enough to tell the story source: yahoo.com   |   share: 3         "69 problems on the bench for New Jersey courts." Are we not doing phrasing anymore? source: politico.com   |   share: 10   Wed February 08, 2023       Google announces its desire to increase the numbers of Bing users source: gizmodo.com   |   share: 18         Bing, now with ChatGPT - anyone want to try a few free queries and see what results you get? source: apnews.com   |   share: 33         Master-thief accused of embezzling $31,000 from the Wally World cash registers. With bonus master-thief name of Shadymon source: newson6.com   |   share: 51   Tue February 07, 2023       Pinterest hand-crafts a loving, unneeded, crappy quarter source: marketwatch.com   |   share: 13         Kim Jong Un missing as food crisis worsens. Maybe they ate him source: nknews.org   |   share: 95         Maybe the two can have a nice conversation with each other source: thehill.com   |   share: 10   Mon February 06, 2023       Alabama Sheriff's offices are reeling from a loss of pistol permit revenue. How can they stay afloat? How about free government money? source: wtvy.com   |   share: 75   Sun February 05, 2023       OpenAI CEO touts ChatGPT's summarizing abilities. "I don't have to read the full article anymore." Isn't it nice knowing the guy in charge of a company leading us toward machine singularity doesn't concern himself with details? source: finance.yahoo.com   |   share: 33   Fri February 03, 2023       Google Ads now serving up malware links disguised as popular apps such as Adobe Reader, Microsoft Teams, GIMP, Tor, and Thunderbird source: arstechnica.com   |   share: 19   Thu February 02, 2023       Microsoft announces new feature that will let you simulate your participation in Teams meetings for just $10/month source: reuters.com   |   share: 14   (Some Guy)       Old and busted: Don't let your kid talk to strangers. New hotness: Don't let your kid talk to ChatGPT source: gadgets360.com   |   share: 18         Today's "free service" you're paying for with your personal data: GoodRx pharmacy discount cards source: statnews.com   |   share: 24   Wed February 01, 2023       Mark Zuckerberg defeats the FTC's antitrust challenge. Still not a real, live boy source: politico.com   |   share: 10   Tue January 31, 2023       PayPal says ByeNow to 2,000 employees source: cnbc.com   |   share: 9         Ohio and Indiana: "Gilead: Love it or leave it." Michigan: "Come to Michigan We love brains and business." Ohio and Indiana: "WE'LL BUILD A WALL" source: lgbtqnation.com   |   share: 194         A social platform based on links to news articles? What kind of stupid idea is that? source: techcrunch.com   |   share: 61         Person who should be civilly committed paints an entire Victorian red-brick house black source: msn.com   |   share: 80   Mon January 30, 2023 (Some Guy)       After the NFL sets 2023 cap at just over $224 million, how did your team fare? Bears look to spend with nearly $100M and Saints are drowning at -$59M source: spotrac.com   |   share: 42         Facebook, Google, and Amazon leadership: How do you do fellow employees? source: vox.com   |   share: 36         Yahoo could be making a return to search. They should probably google if that's a good idea first source: searchengineland.com   |   share: 13   Sat January 28, 2023       Truth Social users beg TFG to please stop running shady ads: "I've been scammed more than once"...and that doesn't even include getting swindled into voting for him in the first place source: uproxx.com   |   share: 144   Fri January 27, 2023       The wonders of Google Street View. Come for the car being smashed with a giant hammer, stay for the elephants sitting in the shade source: neal.fun   |   share: 14   Thu January 26, 2023       Laid-off Googlers of TikTok literally sob in front of followers, as the office perks they once flaunted for social-media clout are suddenly gone source: dailymail.co.uk   |   share: 54   Wed January 25, 2023       Please, please, PLEASE...aww, damn source: lifehacker.com   |   share: 4   Tue January 24, 2023       Hedge funds can now tell your employer you're being paid too much and demand they fire you source: marketwatch.com   |   share: 19         Doing remote work but not living close to your "assigned" office? That's now a firing at TikTok source: businessinsider.com   |   share: 17         DOJ files SECOND anti-trust lawsuit against Google. Will be split up into GOO and GLE source: cnbc.com   |   share: 23         GPT 'not particularly innovative,' and 'nothing revolutionary', says man who totally could've invented it himself, but just didn't want to source: zdnet.com   |   share: 31   Mon January 23, 2023       This just in: Google doesn't care about workers and sees staff as '100% disposable'. Also, Drew may enjoy the occasional tipple source: businessinsider.com   |   share: 34         Washed-up rock band sues mega-corporation for biting its name source: thetakeout.com   |   share: 74   Sat January 21, 2023       You get an AI And YOU get an AI EVERYBODY GETS AN AI source: androidauthority.com   |   share: 33         And the newest business buzzword: "career cushioning." It just means looking for potential new jobs when you think yours might be at risk source: marketwatch.com   |   share: 25   Fri January 20, 2023       Sharing a common culture and religion, Serbia as a country is usually pretty reliably pro-Russian. However, they seem to draw the line of being asked to serve as cannon fodder in their pointless wars source: bbc.com   |   share: 105         Meta's chief product officer says the metaverse will one day be as 'important as the smartphone.' Plastic-looking Marcia avatar nods in agreement source: businessinsider.com   |   share: 37   Thu January 19, 2023       While Zuckerbot is dropping billions trying to get humanity into the Metaverse, Microsoft's CEO thinks integrating AI in all of our documents, correspondence, and presentations is what the world needs source: forbes.com   |   share: 22         I had a hen that could count her own eggs... She was a mathemachicken. It's your Bad Joke Thursday thread, so gird your... peckers? source: google.com   |   share: 71   Wed January 18, 2023       Speaking at Davos, Palantir CEO provides a stellar example of why everyone currently in Davos is nearly universally despised source: cnbc.com   |   share: 31   Tue January 17, 2023       Apple AirTag meets its stalking match: Google's upcoming "Grogu" tracker, presumably a small box with an inverted V-shaped antenna and a red light source: arstechnica.com   |   share: 13         RNC sues, claiming Google is biased against them for filtering their spam email. Court: GTFO here with that ignorance source: arstechnica.com   |   share: 47   Mon January 16, 2023       Of course an "AI expert" would say that 90% of online stuff will be generated by AI by 2025 source: finance.yahoo.com   |   share: 25   Sun January 15, 2023       Depend on someone else's platform as your main source of income? That will always be a *you* problem source: theverge.com   |   share: 158   Fri January 13, 2023       Google announces a new game for Stadia, and bluetooth support for the controller. And yes, Stadia is still being shut down in less than a week. Play now, while you still can source: theverge.com   |   share: 15   Wed January 11, 2023       None of these people are getting a raise source: cnbc.com   |   share: 17         What was the first record you ever bought for yourself? I'm old. Google it yourself source: en.wikipedia.org   |   share: 78         Adventure with a Purpose founder arrested for his first purpose source: the-sun.com   |   share: 38   Tue January 10, 2023       Support for Windows 7 and 8 closes this week. You're gonna need a bigger boot source: theregister.com   |   share: 28         Microsoft to throw $10 billion at latest, greatest shiny keys being jingled in its face source: cnbc.com   |   share: 9         Venture Capitalists are like horny teenagers with a bad case of blue-balls source: techcrunch.com   |   share: 6   Mon January 09, 2023       Saying "this is like a Black Mirror episode" Is soooo five years ago. We're actually living it now source: cnet.com   |   share: 10         "I ended up doing an origami heart out of the $20 and dusting it with glitter. Then I took a pair of Barbie shoes and stamped a glitter walking path on her nightstand" source: mirror.co.uk   |   share: 39         John Deere decides to allow the serfs to repair their own property source: engadget.com   |   share: 29   Sun January 08, 2023       Let's see how GM has implemented Android Automotive. Fark: already on Volvo & Polestar and coming to Ford & Honda source: arstechnica.com   |   share: 29         6,000 bitter moms are trying to ban....(spins wheel) Turbo Tax source: lgbtqnation.com   |   share: 182   Sat January 07, 2023       Because it's idiotic source: spectator.co.uk   |   share: 86   Fri January 06, 2023       Bing's about to get a whole lot more racist source: theguardian.com   |   share: 21   Thu January 05, 2023       Open AI is very proud of its new chatbot ChatGPT, but it's pretty much garbage in, garbage out because of bias programming source: theverge.com   |   share: 12         Meta fined €390m after the EU's data authority rejected the company's argument that users agree to receive ads based on their personal data when they enter into a "contract" with its social media platforms via the terms and conditions they sign source: theguardian.com   |   share: 5         World Junior Hockey Gold Medal Game: Czechia vs Canada v. USA at 6:30pm ET Bronze Medal Game USA vs Sweden at 2:30pm ET North America vs Europe for both games source: iihf.com   |   share: 195         Google meteorite. Do it now. Or click this link as we have done it for you. Step 2: vote for it in the next election source: google.com   |   share: 52   Wed January 04, 2023       Salesforce: Now with 10% less force source: marketwatch.com   |   share: 10         Apple hiking battery replacement prices by $20+. Tim Apple's got to get you one way or another source: appleinsider.com   |   share: 33         Yeah, he broke source: politico.com   |   share: 30   Tue January 03, 2023       The Tuesday Night Science Channel Discussion Thread, 9PM Eastern source: fark.com   |   share: 109   Sun January 01, 2023       I've found several sites that describe how to do a "vacuum" (abdominal exercise), but none of them say how long you're supposed to hold each one. Can anyone give me a thorough description of how long to hold each "vacuum" and how many to do? source: fark.com   |   share: 18   Thu December 29, 2022       Running out of hard drive space for your porn collection? Handbrake to the rescue with software AV1 encoding and smaller file sizes source: arstechnica.com   |   share: 46         Oh, SNAP source: thedrive.com   |   share: 55         As bad as Facebook and Google are, there are actually tech companies in the world who are vastly worse when it comes to wielding their power to control and harm customers source: slate.com   |   share: 4         The motto used to be Do No Evil source: techcrunch.com   |   share: 16         So, you think the power button on your phone is for shutting it off? I laugh at you source: theverge.com   |   share: 91   Wed December 28, 2022       The saddest gadgets of 2022 source: gizmodo.com   |   share: 21   Mon December 26, 2022       Some customers aren't lovin' the new automated McDonald's source: cbsnews.com   |   share: 77   Fri December 23, 2022       Google says it didn't take a picture of an invisible jet, which is exactly what you would expect if it was an invisible jet source: apnews.com   |   share: 18         "I'm Catholic, I'm Christian, I'm everything you are. But I was taught to love your neighbor as you love yourself," she said. "That's not what I hear every day. Not from you" Hell hath no fury like a librarian source: lgbtqnation.com   |   share: 265         The Metaverse is a Metanothing. TikTok is about to become illegal. Elmo is burning Twitter to the ground. Is it the end of social media as we know it? source: npr.org   |   share: 117   Thu December 22, 2022       No, Obama wasn't arrested for espionage. No, your penis won't grow with this simple life hack being censored by big pharma. Yes, this sounds a lot like your recent YouTube commercial break source: propublica.org   |   share: 19         As everyone prepares to bunker down for a white Christmas, let's take a moment to learn about the already scary-sounding "bomb cyclones" source: npr.org   |   share: 9         Google is worried that its search engine could be replaced by an AI bot that: "is unable to fact-check what it says and can't distinguish between fact and misinformation and can make up answers, a phenomenon that AI researchers call "hallucinations" source: msn.com   |   share: 17   Wed December 21, 2022       Snow-blowing unicorn returns source: vicnews.com   |   share: 23   Tue December 20, 2022       Bezos bends to antitrust socialistic euro-weenies, will have newer, primer, bigger cowboy hat in two days source: ca.finance.yahoo.com   |   share: 7         With job perks disappearing, what was/is the best perk you've had/have? source: businessinsider.com   |   share: 78         Headline of the Year 2022 final voting for Food. Voting closes 4pm Eastern today! Vote! source: fark.com   |   share: 28         Headline of the Year 2022 final voting for D'awww. Voting closes 4pm Eastern today! Vote! source: fark.com   |   share: 36         Headline of the Year 2022 final voting for Fandom. Voting closes 4pm Eastern today! Vote! source: fark.com   |   share: 34         Headline of the Year 2022 final voting for Business. Voting closes 4pm Eastern today! Vote! source: fark.com   |   share: 32         Headline of the Year 2022 final voting for Sports. Voting closes 4pm Eastern today! Vote! source: fark.com   |   share: 29   Mon December 19, 2022 (Some Guy)       If you let Google Maps know your location during the last month, you have let every Google advertising service track you 24/7 source: garrit.xyz   |   share: 28         The EU takes control and hits Zuckerbot with antitrust charges over its marketplace service because the US still stays a little more bought source: msn.com   |   share: 25         Yes, she's wonderful and I love her dearly. But I don't want her to move in here and constantly biatch about every aspect of my life. What to do? Tag is for me source: fark.com   |   share: 48   Sun December 18, 2022       Defund the police source: news.yahoo.com   |   share: 74         Workplaces discover TikTok and Minecraft did not transform young workers into tech wizards source: businessinsider.com   |   share: 46         Microsoft gets put on the kiddies table concerning browser benchmarks source: engadget.com   |   share: 25   Fri December 16, 2022       Oranges can take photos source: petapixel.com   |   share: 18         California sues Big Tech over not protecting children online... Wait, hold on... sorry, Big Tech sues CA over trying to protect children online source: arstechnica.com   |   share: 62   Thu December 15, 2022       "No way to prevent this," says country that has already banned everything source: bbc.com   |   share: 201   Tue December 13, 2022       Japandi is not the name of a new band. It is the combination of Japanese and Scandinavian design styles that dates back to the 1860s. It looks pretty good for being over 160 years old and it is taking over the internet as we speak source: cnn.com   |   share: 38         For the past few years right wing busy-bodies have been focusing their addictive personalities on banning books. If only they actually read books, they'd know that librarians have been getting the better of them for millennia source: progressive.org   |   share: 52   Mon December 12, 2022       Matter now matters in the Eves. Eve Motion, Even Energy, and Eve Door & Window. They are the first to do so. With a simple firmware update, you too can create Matter source: theverge.com   |   share: 9         The American government is trying to block Canadian journalists from getting paid, saying the 2 new laws "discriminate" against the poor downtrodden Zuckerbergs and Musks source: nationalpost.com   |   share: 47   Sun December 11, 2022       Elon Musk has discovered a new revenue stream for Twitter that doesn't rely on advertising source: fortune.com   |   share: 92         Bailey's Irish Whiskey is great in coffee. Is it good with hot chocolate? If not, what do you prefer? source: fark.com   |   share: 48   Fri December 09, 2022       This project was originally named JEDI, so there's probably a Force Ghost meme for this news, but I think Bill Gates would have to be dead source: arstechnica.com   |   share: 12         Something finally happens in Wyoming source: bbc.com   |   share: 11   Thu December 08, 2022       Pair this Dyson headphone/mask abomination with a pair of Google Glasses, and you're pretty much guaranteed that you'll never get laid, ever source: gizmodo.com   |   share: 35         EU top court: Google must remove 'manifestly inaccurate' data. Google: Bless your robe-y little hearts source: msn.com   |   share: 11         New Google Chrome features will waste sightly less battery power source: cnbc.com   |   share: 2         Google: "Everything at Waze is fine". Translation: Waze is doomed, will be merged in with Google Maps, and later recreated as a messaging app called Google Streets source: arstechnica.com   |   share: 54         So you're saying $8/month is too much for a blue check mark? OK, fine. How about $11? Is that more reasonable? source: gizmodo.com   |   share: 46         Okay, is the most popular Google search not related to sex this year or am I being incepted? source: bbc.com   |   share: 44         Topless beaches now legal on Nantucket / There's no more finin' / So there's no need for whinin' / But by going free in winter you've said "fark it" source: cnn.com   |   share: 40         They say Santa puts you on the naughty list if he has just claus... I only said "That look doesn't soot you" and now he won't make it rein. It's your Bad Joke Thursday thread source: google.com   |   share: 78   Wed December 07, 2022       People google: 'Are Eggs Dairy?' so much that there is actually confusion about it source: famadillo.com   |   share: 40         Senate passes Big Cat Public Safety Act to ensure private owners of lions and tigers never financially recover from this source: bbc.com   |   share: 68         The perils of bilingualism or why I had to tell my manager's manager to stop referring to some employees as "fappers" source: fark.com   |   share: 34         Facebook approved 75% of ads threatening US election workers. Because, hey, that's ad revenue source: theregister.com   |   share: 12         Amazon will give back some of that money you spend on Prime, all you have to let them do is monitor your mobile phone traffic source: businessinsider.com   |   share: 16   Tue December 06, 2022       When it comes to Facebook, maybe no news really is good news source: gizmodo.com   |   share: 51         *scroll* *scroll* *scroll* *scroll* *scroll* *scroll* *scroll* *scroll* *scroll* *scroll* *scroll* *scroll* *scroll* *scroll* *scroll* *scroll* *scroll* *scroll* *scroll* *scroll* *scroll* *scroll* *scroll* *scroll* *scroll* *scroll* *scroll* source: techcrunch.com   |   share: 14   Mon December 05, 2022       Samsung on the topic of losing their Android cryptographic signing key since 2016: "We have issued security patches since 2016 upon being made aware of the issue, and there have been no known security incidents regarding this potential vulnerability" source: arstechnica.com   |   share: 17         Herschel Walker: I don't even know what the heck is a pronoun. Or a noun. Or a verb. Or an adjective. Or a dangling participle -- but that sounds funny, at least. Or a preposition. Wait, is that when I introduce myself to a future baby-mama? source: news.yahoo.com   |   share: 188         Hola, creative Farkers. This is your weekly Arting thread source: fark.com   |   share: 11         Air Force General sits down with venture capitalists to "pick some winners" of future defense contracts. Apparently you can just do this publicly now source: defensenews.com   |   share: 39         Nothing talking to carriers about US smartphone release. No word on who is talking to carriers source: pcmag.com   |   share: 21         The blast from the past, zombie Bob sputters a bit source: subgenius.com   |   share: 25   Sun December 04, 2022       I'm looking for a VR headset to do flight simulators. what do I need? source: fark.com   |   share: 27   Thu December 01, 2022       Netflix' Reed *GET LOW LOW FINANCING* Hastings says the *SPRINGTIME FRESHNESS* quiet part *YOU WON'T BELIEVE WHAT HAPPENS NEXT* out loud source: marketwatch.com   |   share: 13         Don't check out today's Google doodle unless you have hours to spare source: google.com   |   share: 9         1Password, no longer 2 things to remember. No need to recall whether you made the poor choice to use your Facebook or Google login to that obscure snarky comment site. 1Password will helpfully remember third-party logins for you source: theverge.com   |   share: 39         YOU MATTER. Unless you multiply yourself by the square of the speed of light. Then... you ENERGY. It's your Bad Joke Thursday thread source: google.com   |   share: 60         When it comes to Disney films opening on Thanksgiving ,"that overall fukn attendance was down 53 percent from 2019.' Wow, someone sounds angry source: advocate.com   |   share: 81   Wed November 30, 2022       So for those of you like me who love getting internet feedback. Which do you prefer, being found Smart or Funny? source: fark.com   |   share: 86   Tue November 29, 2022       Is a person who is able to grow a full head of hair but shaves it all off bald? source: fark.com   |   share: 50         Pixel-ola source: theverge.com   |   share: 11   Mon November 28, 2022       "Why is my baby crying? I used to Google for hours, then discovered the real answer." I've been Googling for hours instead of looking after my baby source: theguardian.com   |   share: 18   Sat November 26, 2022       It's the most scammy time of the year source: vox.com   |   share: 13   Fri November 25, 2022       Search engine Yandex aka "Russia's Google" has decided it doesn't want to be "Russia's" anything anymore, and is looking to sell its in-country operations and move what's left to the Netherlands source: msn.com   |   share: 10         The evidence is undeniable. How long can it remain secret? source: msn.com   |   share: 47

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