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Sun September 26, 2021
(The Verge)
 
 
 
Apple and Google are getting patent trolled by former Jawbone fanboy
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Sat September 25, 2021
(BBC)
 
 
 
Horticulturalist can't (see tag) being chopped down
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Fri September 24, 2021
(Page Six)
 
 
 
Lunatic car company CEO no longer in relationship with absurd pseudo-surrealist bohemian because of outer space
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Navalny leaves 1 star reviews for Apple, Google, and the psychological gulag imprisoning him that's somehow not Facebook
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Thu September 23, 2021
(CNN)
 
 
 
Apple: No, we're still not letting Fortnite back in our app store. Not until they apologize for calling us out on our heavy-handed monopolistic tactics and agree to give us all the money
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(Google)
 
 
 
What's the ratio of a pumpkin's circumference to its diameter? Pumpkin Pi. It's your Bad Joke Thursday thread
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Wed September 22, 2021
(Kotaku)
 
 
 
Blizzard's chief legal officer says, "Screw it, I'm outta here." Gee... wonder what could have been behind that decision?
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(The Markup)
 
 
 
Facebook rolls out newsfeed change that blocks watchdogs from gathering data, which is totally what not-shady companies do when they have nothing to hide
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Mon September 20, 2021
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Meat and potato pie sees off rise in vegan bakes to be crowned supreme champion at British Pie Awards 2021
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(The Register)
 
 
 
The end of the chip shortage is beginning to appear like the bottom of a bowl of salsa after ordering another round on a Friday happy hour
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Sun September 19, 2021
(Some Buccaneer)
 
 
 
Shiver me timbers, 'tis Talk Like a Pirate Day agin. Open the grog and buckle those swashes, ye scurvy sea dogs
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Nike, Amazon openly advertising on Covid conspiracy websites
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Tree snake orgy
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Fri September 17, 2021
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Google and Apple remember who pays the bills
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Silicon Valley billionaire too cheap to install sprinkler system
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Thu September 16, 2021
(AL.com)
 
 
 
Alabama Pickers couple: "I've got my own passport. It's called the Bill of Rights." Now they have another passport. It's called a Death Certificate
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Google gives police newer, more innovative ways to violate your privacy
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Google temp employees claim they were cheated out of pay
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Wed September 15, 2021
(Live Science)
 
 
 
Google makes an otherworldly "time crystal" inside a quantum computer. Gelflings and Skeksis look on with interest
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(Jezebel)
 
 
 
Another day, another "Facebook is a festering boil on the perineum of humanity" story
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(Hack A Day)
 
 
 
You may think smart home devices are stupid. But at least your contractor didn't embed obsolete tablets full of bloatware into the wall of your apartment
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Weber stock back to IPO level and rising, execs endorse "low and slow"
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(The Korea Times)
 
 
 
Worst Korean antitrust regulator slaps Google with $177 million fine for abuse of market dominance. Oooh, that's gotta itch
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Tue September 14, 2021
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Anti-vaxxer Bob Enyart -- the Denver pastor who used to gleefully read AIDS victims' obituaries on TV over Queen's "Another One Bites the Dust" -- has bitten the dust
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Mon September 13, 2021
(The Verge)
 
 
 
Mozilla reverse-engineers Microsoft's underhanded bollocks of a default browser selection process
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(Axios)
 
 
 
Firm launched to protect CEOs from being canceled, because won't somebody please think of those poor CEOs
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Sun September 12, 2021
(Engadget)
 
 
 
TIL: a 5TB monthly cloud storage plan is now considered "middle-tier". Just how much pr0n are you folks needing to save, anyway?
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(KITV Honolulu)
 
 
 
Brilliant idea
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Sat September 11, 2021
(MassLive)
 
 
 
An apple a day keeps the doctor away, but if you are a Black couple at a farm, possessing six of them will result in the police being called
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(Android Authority)
 
 
 
So, do you have a smartwatch that runs WearOS? You *might* want to take a look at this article
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(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
Google embraces the dark side. This is not a metaphor
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Fri September 10, 2021
(Guardian)
 
 
 
After being informed that it's illegal to replace employees with poorly paid contractors, company goes with the old "We are above the law" strategy. Let's see how that worked out for them
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(MSN)
 
 
 
That sound you hear is the world's most ironic violin
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(The Verge)
 
 
 
Google decides that if the drought in the US West is going to keep getting worse, they will magically create water for their data centers
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
His big butt has a butthurt
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Thu September 09, 2021
(Google)
 
 
 
I saw an ad for a TV, in perfect shape other than the volume stuck at full... I thought- I can't turn that down It's your Bad Joke Thursday thread
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Wed September 08, 2021
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
22 poor management mistakes that bankrupted (or nearly so) successful businesses. Come for Yahoo declining to buy Google for $1M, stay for Schwinn deciding mountain bikes were a fad
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
With the fourth iExec leaving this iYear, the iCar is rapidly iCrashing
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(Axios)
 
 
 
Founders abandon the Great Link
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(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Anyone up for a game of tic-tac-UFO? (possible nsfw content on page)
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Businesses, especially tech ones, are finding it really hard to end remote working. Good
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Mon September 06, 2021
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Alex, I'll take $200 Phones for $500
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Thu September 02, 2021
(CNBC)
 
 
 
WhatsApp hit with a $267mil fine for breaching EU privacy rules. Zuckerbot shoos a fly away
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Wed September 01, 2021
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Google will no longer be searching for Chromebook chips
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Authorities still don't know what killed a family of three along a California hiking trail, and have now closed down the whole area because of "unknown hazards." I saw this X-Files episode. It ends badly
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(C|Net)
 
 
 
He's here, he's there, he's every-farking-where, Roy Kent...or is he?
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Tue August 31, 2021
(Politico (Europe))
 
 
 
Darn it, a "glitch has caused dozens of FB posts to become "unavailable" on a FB "transparency tool" that it provides to researchers and academics to track activity on the site, and, as luck would have it all the posts were right around 1/6/21
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(PetaPixel)
 
 
 
Zoom in and enhance
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(Slashdot)
 
 
 
Facebook is like that toxic, shiatty ex you just can't shake off
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Fri August 27, 2021
(Politico)
 
 
 
Insurrectionists: "Uploading the videos of this crime spree on social media platforms is the best idea we ever had." Investigators: "We totally agree"
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
If there's grift to be had, his fingerprints are there: Trump connected telehealth app is prescribing horse medicine to the Q cult
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Thu August 26, 2021
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Google checks under the couch cushions again
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(The Conversation)
 
 
 
Learning from home is testing students' online search skills. Kids, ask your parents if FARK is right for you
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Wed August 25, 2021
(CNN)
 
 
 
Special Purpose Acquisition Companies, or SPACs, aren't collecting penises, although they are run by a bunch of dicks looking to scam investors without those pesky things like regulation, or due diligence
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(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
Google has been in the messaging business for over 15 years. Here's a look at EVERY SINGLE APP they've created. Even the small one-offs. And Google Buzz
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(APM Marketplace)
 
 
 
"If an employee says, 'I don't want to get vaccinated,' and they're fired for it ... they're being fired for cause. That's generally a barrier to collecting unemployment benefits"
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Sun August 22, 2021
(Fark)
 
 
 
Anyone familiar with Lionel train sets? Is there a particular accessory that's well known as the top accessory that everyone wants, and is really expensive? Like an airport or something. No it's not for a gift, it's for a metaphor
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(Eat This Not That)
 
 
 
Analysis of Google search data of the past month reveals the most popular beer on Earth. #1 will be no surprise using this method
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Sat August 21, 2021
(Inc)
 
 
 
Nine words that describe the problem with Facebook. Also applies to Google, Apple, Microsoft, and just about every other big tech
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Fri August 20, 2021
(The Verge)
 
 
 
Nice competing app store you pre-installed on the devices you make. It would be a shame if something happened to your revenue because of it
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Thu August 19, 2021
(BNNBloomberg)
 
 
 
A $13bil sneaker fortune started on a Taiwanese pig farm. This is not an allegory nor a sequel to a Nic Cage movie
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Wed August 18, 2021
(The Verge)
 
 
 
Hey, here's an idea: While there's all this new antitrust scrutiny, let's make it hard to change the default Windows browser and ignore it in many cases when users do so
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
In a long-running lawsuit, a judge has rejected Disney's argument that its legal adversary can't establish a link between the use of special effects software and why consumers are buying movie tickets
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Mon August 16, 2021
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
I'm not interested in signing up, signing in, or jumping through hoops to eliminate YouTube's on-going desperate revenue invasions. Is anyone else just leaving the website when those loud endless YouTube commercials start?
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(Sad and Useless)
 
 
 
"Dogues" vogue along with other sexy beasts. Giggity, weird & creepy tags had a cage match for dominance
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Fri August 13, 2021
(C|Net)
 
 
 
Apple explains to confused people that think Apple is planning to scan all photos on your iPhone to report illegal porn to the police, clarifying that the plan is to scan all photos on your iPhone to report illegal porn to the police
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
U.K. mass shooter said he was an American, Trump-supporting Incel virgin. Are you not surprised?
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(The Verge)
 
 
 
A site named after a time-traveling alien named Snoo is worth $10B. The rest of us can bid on websites about squirrels with large nuts
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Thu August 12, 2021
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Want to buy and sell some stocks? Better get vaccinated
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(Google)
 
 
 
How many beers does it take to get a bird sick? Toucans. It's your Bad Joke Thursday
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
'Hey Sonos,' WHY?
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Wed August 11, 2021
(Bangor Daily News)
 
 
 
The field of magnet fishing is attracting attraction
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(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
I'm with stupid ↓
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Tue August 10, 2021
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Want to work from home while working for Google? It could cost you a 5-25% pay cut
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(My Modern Metropolis)
 
 
 
I don't need your pricey prom dress; I'll just get my brother to make me one
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Fri August 06, 2021
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Larry Page flees to New Zealand to avoid the apocalypse or something
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Priests switching to Samsung phones in 3...2
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Thu August 05, 2021
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Using the power of Google Maps, you now have proof that an X-wing can fit in your driveway. You're still out of luck if God grants you the Serenity
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Weber unveils new line of smart grills, with "game-changer" features like internet connectivity, integrated social media, subscription service plans, and sensors to alert you when it's time to buy more propane and propane accessories
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(The Register)
 
 
 
A reclusive billionaire gave Caltech $100 million. To develop an orbital platform that shoots high energy beams onto very small spots. It's fine. Everything is fine
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Tue August 03, 2021
(NPR)
 
 
 
Facebook account hijacked? Prepare to spend days or weeks dealing with customer support bots. Or... buy a $300 Oculus and jump to the head of the queue with proof of purchase
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Mon August 02, 2021
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Smiles are still free, but you'll never notice
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Sun August 01, 2021
(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
Begun the Remote Work War has
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Australia's version of Fox News banned from YouTube for a week for Covid disinformation
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(The Next Web)
 
 
 
Google may have created the greatest scientific breakthrough in our lifetimes, if you can figure out exactly what it is
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Sat July 31, 2021
(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Mario shocked to discover his princess is not in another castle (possible nsfw content on page)
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Fri July 30, 2021
(Deadline)
 
 
 
There will be no plague rats working for the mouse house
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(Fark)
 
 
 
What is your favorite video game character?
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(The US Sun)
 
 
 
Because it worked so well for Google and Snap
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Robinhood managed to steal from the rich after all
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Thu July 29, 2021
(Engadget)
 
 
 
What does Google have against Sugar Babies? Sure, the caramel gets stuck between your teeth and Milk Duds are the superior movie snack, but is that really reason to ban them?
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(The Register)
 
 
 
YouTube channel "Tech Support Scams" taken offline by...wait for it...tech support scam
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Wed July 28, 2021
(Bleeping Computer)
 
 
 
In news that should shock absolutely no one, Google is worse at detecting Android malware than literally every other company that makes a malware scanner
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Robinhood: begging for spare change
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Tue July 27, 2021
(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
"Live, Laugh, Murder Congress"
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(NPR)
 
 
 
The HQs of some of the US' richest companies, including Facebook and Google could find themselves underwater soon unless the SF Bay area spends billions to build defenses against rising sea levels. But who should pay for it? Gee, that's a stumper
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Mon July 26, 2021
(Page Six)
 
 
 
Semi-celebrity bails on scheduled event because mid-size restaurants don't usually have spare private jets lying around
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Music festival cancelled due to Standon water
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Fri July 23, 2021
(Ranker)
 
 
 
British person is trending on Twitter for guessing what all 50 states are famous for without using Google. FL tag is for his hilarious spot on tweet about FL and news articles, has the same reaction as everyone in the 49 states who don't live in FL
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(KGW Portland)
 
 
 
It's bad when you sue a person for leaving a 1-star review on Google. It's worse when you forget to lock your self-publishing "Testimonial" page on your website and end up with dozens of 1-star reviews
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(Kotaku)
 
 
 
Google's Olympic doodle is a full JRPG to play
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
The truth is out there--in the Pentagon's film archives (possible nsfw content on page)
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Wed July 21, 2021
(ZDNet)
 
 
 
Some call this app the space cowboy
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Australia's oldest man dies at 111, having advised eating chicken brains to fend off aging
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(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
The 500 dollar Freedom Phone appears to be a modified 120 dollar Umidigi A9 Pro with an open-source version of the Google Play store. This is going to be some quality grifting
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Mr. Car Wash is cleaning up as Bodgon continues to waggle his eyebrows with glee
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(Fark)
 
 
 
What is your favorite fish?
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Tue July 20, 2021
(NPR)
 
 
 
People are searching for dating on Google like never before. In other news, there are people who search for dating on Google
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Sun July 18, 2021
(Wired UK)
 
 
 
"Play some farking pop music" "Okay. Playing some farking pop music"
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Fri July 16, 2021
(CNN)
 
 
 
"Hey let's go for a walk." ... No Google Maps, I'm not going on any more walks with you
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(History Channel)
 
 
 
On this day in 1995 a little online bookstore opened for business. I wonder whatever happened to them
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
The MAGA world's "Freedom Phones" are as American as their red hats
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Thu July 15, 2021
(Kotaku)
 
 
 
Xbox Game Pass has been described as the Netflix of Gaming. About that
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(9 to 5 Mac)
 
 
 
Zuckerbot short-circuited when told that only 25% of iPhone users are letting themselves be tracked by Facebook's app
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Wed July 14, 2021
(CTV News)
 
 
 
Canada's NDP announces they will do what everyone just kinda figured was implicit because it is the NDP
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(The Verge)
 
 
 
Google thinks you should only meet for an hour or less
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Tue July 13, 2021
(Fark)
 
 
 
The Tuesday Night Science Channel Discussion Thread, 9PM Eastern
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
France fines Google a total of about 37 seconds of their operating revenue. Yep, that'll teach them a valuable lesson
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(Axios)
 
 
 
Star Trek had us believing space was the final frontier, but it's actually billionaires
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Mon July 12, 2021
(CBS News)
 
 
 
Amazon given approval to use radar to monitor sleep. Hawkeye and Klinger in charge of lunch breaks and PTO
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Fri July 09, 2021
(The Verge)
 
 
 
News Corp admits it's 'Knewz' news aggregator is farked
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Turns out the "Big Lie" isn't even close to Florida Man's biggest. Now he claims that his Twitter ban was a good thing because it gave him time to read
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Thu July 08, 2021
(Fark)
 
 
 
Subby has a few hundred shares of AMC. Would like the top financial non-advisers at Fark,Fark, & Fark to tell him just how brilliant he is. (Difficulty: No real financial advice)
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(eBaum's World)
 
 
 
A recounting of the epic journey of two dudes who tweeted at Billy Zane for five years
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(Fark)
 
 
 
It's your inaugural Fark Fursday Thread. Rawr
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(CBS 21 Harrisburg)
 
 
 
Many states suing Google over its Play Store practices, presumably to get a refund over all the money they spent there
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(Axios)
 
 
 
"There is no chance Trump's lawsuits will do any better than the dozens that have preceded it, and Trump and his lawyers surely know that"
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(Google)
 
 
 
To the person who invented zero, thanks for nothing. It's your Bad Joke Thursday thread
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Wed July 07, 2021
(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
Viera High School teacher arrested on Capitol riot charges, attempting to impersonate totally normal human smile
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Mon July 05, 2021
(AlterNet)
 
 
 
Rep. Boebart (CO-isuRrectionist) celebrates the 4th of July with a stirring rendition of "Onward Christian Soldiers"
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Okta CEO had one simple question for his 3500 employees: Where are you going on vacation? Apparently, this guy is the opposite of Jeff Bezos
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
Anonymous poster requests hit on feral peacock via Craigslist ad, fails to notice Google Maps identifying his home address after bird is shot and killed
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(Forbes)
 
 
 
The Chrome is tarnished...yet again
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Fri July 02, 2021
(The Register)
 
 
 
Google wants to replace cookies with CHIPS, Will probably still get fat munching them
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Thu July 01, 2021
(Tech Times)
 
 
 
Google Assistant recording leak: "the AI Assistant still listens to your conversations discreetly"
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(Tech Times)
 
 
 
Facebook, Google, Twitter, and TikTok have committed to overhauling their moderations systems to investigate the reported abuse of women on their respective platforms
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(Financial Post)
 
 
 
Are you a diminisher or a multiplier?
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(Politico)
 
 
 
What does this even stand for? Gettr done? Wallowing in the Gettr? Gettr by the p****?
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(Android Central)
 
 
 
Apparently the trick to make smartwatches attractive to consumers is to make them look nothing like smartwatches
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(MSN)
 
 
 
The Internet is one big collective hallucination
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(Google)
 
 
 
I got into a fight with an HVAC repairman... it was a pretty heated discussion. It's your Bad Joke Thursday thread
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Google an ICE officer's patch and find out it's a white supremacist one, not a union one? That's a mistrial & 11k fine for contempt. Fine for the officer lying in court? Haha nope
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(Android Authority)
 
 
 
Nice APK you've created, developer. Give us your signing keys and we might let you distribute it outside our app store
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(Sun Journal (Maine))
 
 
 
We've reached a new level in the opioid crisis: Pilot program has McDonald's distributing treatments in happy meals
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Wed June 30, 2021
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Google agrees to curb - but not attempt to eliminate - financial scam ads in the U.K. So they're still not being evil. Kinda, sorta, not really
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(MSN)
 
 
 
John Bolton wanted a book title more appropriate for BDSM fanfiction. "Sit On My Mustache" was also rejected
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(9 to 5 Mac)
 
 
 
Apple says yes, you need to put on pants and come to the office
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Tue June 29, 2021
(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
Technically it's an EV but let's not split crankshafts
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(Fark)
 
 
 
What would be a petition you would like to see?
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Mon June 28, 2021
(Axios)
 
 
 
Developers, developers, developers, developers
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(The Verge)
 
 
 
Facebook is now worth a million dollars. *Checks notes* Sorry, Facebook is now worth a million MILLION dollars
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(Google)
 
 
 
Toyota's market cap dropped nearly $2 billion today following news they gave $55,000 to traitors
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(KBZK Bozeman)
 
 
 
Magnet fishing is the attractive new sport that's sure to draw you in
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Hey, you think it might be a good idea to look at some of these other buildings?
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Google: Hey, let's forcibly insert advert...err, "recommendations" into Android TV at the next update, but make them be banners so big, the users can't ignore them. Also, make it difficult to disable them. BRILLIANT
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Sat June 26, 2021
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
The end of Big Tech (attempt #1369)
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Fri June 25, 2021
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Six months after the Jan 6 insurrection, Kevin McCarthy sees fit to meet with Capitol Police officers hurt in riot. Oh the Human Ity, that's awe fully White of him
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Thu June 24, 2021
(C|Net)
 
 
 
Google delays Chrome's cookie-blocking privacy plan by nearly 2 years because that's the way the corporate profits crumble
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Wed June 23, 2021
(The Register)
 
 
 
Skynet may have found a backdoor
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Submitter just realized he's running low on whiskey and out of vodka. Donations are encouraged in lieu of flowers
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(Google)
 
 
 
You know how Google has "doodles" for special days? Design a Fark doodle
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(The Register)
 
 
 
Facebook granted patent for AR hats for some damn reason
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(Tech Xplore)
 
 
 
"When you search for something at Google or Bing, your mouse movements are sending a tiny signal to the search engine indicating if you are interested or not in the content you have been shown"
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Tue June 22, 2021
(Merriam-Webster)
 
 
 
The Merriam-Webster word of the day for June 22 is 'miasma' as in: 'A hot, dry summer means more risks of wildfires, and the clouds of choking smoke are bad for miasma'
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(Engadget)
 
 
 
Lol' Kim needs to watch out. Worst Korea soon to field hordes and waves of killer robots
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Mon June 21, 2021
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Google shuts down its London start-up space
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(Axios)
 
 
 
Apple has started a technology war for control of your wrist (jerk off motion)
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Sun June 20, 2021
(Vox)
 
 
 
The dead have risen and they're on Google Maps
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Sat June 19, 2021
(Fark)
 
 
 
Need advice on 3d modeling software for 3d printing. I have been using sketchup but have hit the limits of what it can do. I was going to learn fusion 360 but the new subscription model makes it useless. Is there a free / inexpensive replacement?
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Therapeutic 'shrooms are booming
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Fri June 18, 2021
(Google)
 
 
 
"A bomb detonated at a residence...in Port Hadlock Tuesday night, causing the...46 year old suspected bomb maker's arm to be amputated and injuring his 6-year-old granddaughter." - how many bad decisions can you find in this headline?
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Thu June 17, 2021
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
And they said there was always money in the banana stand
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
UBS' CEO says AI won't replace the role of financial advisors. Skynet itself couldn't write an oily-enough algorithm
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(Sad and Useless)
 
 
 
Foolish guy builds a mini-bedroom for his cat in a futile hope that Kitty won't annex the rest of the house
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Wed June 16, 2021
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Do you even have to ask what the response from Apple is to the EU law being proposed that would require ANY phone to be able to sideload?
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(TwinCities.com)
 
 
 
Most people learn plagiarism is wrong as students, but others make it a little further into their school career
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Tue June 15, 2021
(Android Central)
 
 
 
Google's motto is 'Don't Be Evil', maybe they should change it to 'Don't be Petty'
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Mon June 14, 2021
(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Hey, they got streetlights in the desert now (possible nsfw content on page)
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Electric truck maker Lordstown Motors sees its CEO and CFO abdicate
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Sun June 13, 2021
(MIT Technology Review)
 
 
 
Plague rats upset with not being served by some businesses are taking to Yelp and Google to review bomb them
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Sat June 12, 2021
(Facebook)
 
 
 
Bloom County 2021? More like Opus and Hobbes
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Fri June 11, 2021
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Google is finally implementing measures to counter slander scam sites
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(Bellator)
 
 
 
Friday Night MMA: Bellator 260 features Douglas Lima vs Yaroslav Amosov for the welterweight title. Prelims at 6 PM ET on YouTube, main card at 9 PM ET on Showtime. Invicta is having a one-night atomweight tournament at 8 PM ET on AXS TV and YouTube
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Thu June 10, 2021
(Polygon)
 
 
 
Tim Apple to get xCloud for xmas
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
They come from the land of the ice and snow, with their PERL scripts and their Python codes
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Luxembourg: Amazon, we're gonna hit you with the largest-ever fine for breaking EU privacy laws. Amazon: Oh, OK. We just made that much in the time you took a breath *farts*
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Or, better yet, use simple tricks to make your password easy to remember. For example, subby always uses the word "password" except the S's are dollar signs. And then he includes the year, but using the letter O instead of zeroes. Never been hacked
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Google and Facebook pledged $millions for local news operations- for three years. Then what? Let's listen in
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Anybody in these here parts ever use the car auction site Bring a Trailer?
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(Google)
 
 
 
Why do cows wear bells? Because their horns don't work. It's your Bad Joke Thursday thread
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(The Verge)
 
 
 
While Ceiling Cat watches you masturbate, the upcoming Facebook Watch can count the strokes and put you on live video
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Wed June 09, 2021
(Fark)
 
 
 
Is there a song that really has changed your life?
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Tue June 08, 2021
(WJAC TV Johnstown)
 
 
 
Ohio attorney general files lawsuit to declare Google a public utility and that's not how this works
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(Metro)
 
 
 
The Verge uses Google Docs to report on internet outage but forgets to make document private. The internet does the rest
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(International Business Times)
 
 
 
Much like the Borg, Apple will learn resistance is not futile
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Mon June 07, 2021
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
After East Texas bakery revealed they'd faced backlash and cancelled orders for daring to sell rainbow cookies, better people flood the store and buy it out to the bare walls, and when there was nothing left to buy, gave money to charity in its name
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(Wired UK)
 
 
 
Why it's time to ditch Chrome, which is no longer shiny and will not lead you on the road to Valhalla
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Sun June 06, 2021
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Why electric cars will take over sooner than you think. Say that with a straight face
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Freakshow Boxing: All-time great Floyd Mayweather, Jr. vs YouTube D-bag Logan Paul in an exhibition match. Undercard has real boxing as well as former NFL star Chad "Ochocinco" Johnson. Main Card PPV starts at 8 PM ET. Youtube prelims at 5 PM ET
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Thu June 03, 2021
(Google)
 
 
 
Why can't Dalmatians play hide and seek? Because they're always spotted. It's your Bad Joke Thursday thread
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(Washington Free Beacon)
 
 
 
Google's chief diversity officer "apologizes" for suggesting that Jews ask themselves why they have an "insatiable appetite for war" in an email sent only to Jewish employees
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Wed June 02, 2021
(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
Amazon gets arbitrated into submission, now demands you sue them like a civilized customer
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Tue June 01, 2021
(9 to 5 Mac)
 
 
 
Apple and Google working with Coinbase to allow you to pay with crypto and earn crypto rewards
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Boomers: We are altering the work from home deal and require you to come to the office for a six minute meeting. Pray we don't alter it further. Millennials: Take this job and shove it
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(Financial Post)
 
 
 
Just like your blood sugar levels after you eat one, Krispy Kreme revenue surges ahead of planned IPO
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Mon May 31, 2021
(Fark)
 
 
 
Google your user name and fark. Post the headline and your comment from the top hit. Subby's is a random entertainment link from 4 years ago
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(Google)
 
 
 
Google "Cha Cha Slide" Click the microphone at the top right. Keep clicking the icons as they appear. You're welcome
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Sun May 30, 2021
(Google)
 
 
 
Google "The Fresh Prince of Bel Air." Click the license plate at the top left. At some point click the back link on your browser. You're welcome
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