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Fri October 22, 2021
(Popular Science)
 
 
 
But why do we need to learn how to use a phone with just one hand? Oh wait... um... nevermind
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(The Register)
 
 
 
Apple hopes to keep their App Store going by making the internet terrible
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Thu October 21, 2021
(Google)
 
 
 
What position does a ghost play in hockey? A ghoulie. It's your Bad Joke Thursday thread
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(Thurrott)
 
 
 
Privacy browser Brave removes Google as default search, promotes own search engine instead
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Wed October 20, 2021
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Alibaba's Jack Ma magically reappears in Europe and suddenly Chinese stocks are moving up again
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Tue October 19, 2021
(Truth or Fiction)
 
Weeners
 
What was JesusWeen? "The dictionary meaning of Ween is to expect, believe or think. We therefore see October 31st as a day to expect a salvation gift or re-think receiving Jesus"
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(Android Central)
 
 
 
The Google Pixel Watch is still happening. Maybe. Possibly. We think. Eventually
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(Android Police)
 
 
 
If you roll this Pixel 6 joint early, Target will throw in some buds for free
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Mon October 18, 2021
(The Verge)
 
 
 
WSJ: Facebook AI identifies and removes only 3-5% of hate speech, and 1% of all content violating its rules against violence and incitement. Facebook: Nah, we're doing great. You just have the wrong definition of *fingerquotes* 'vIoLeNt HaTe SpEeCh'
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Thu October 14, 2021
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Palm to release wireless earbuds. No word yet on how they'll fit a full keyboard in there
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Apple TV+ is struggling to control digital piracy yet quite proud everyone's seen 'Ted Lasso'
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
GitLab codes its IPO at $77
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
LinkedIn to UnLink China
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(The Register)
 
 
 
Apple says sideloading iOS apps will ruin everything and make you a very, very, very, very bad person, too
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(Google)
 
 
 
What do you call a hairy, howling beast that is lost? A where-wolf. It's your Bad Joke Thursday thread
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(Lost Coast Outpost)
 
 
 
Another rural town gets bypassed by a super highway
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Wed October 13, 2021
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Today's mass shooting brought to you by...that's new. A bow and arrow in Norway
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(CNN)
 
 
 
We hope you enjoyed the ride
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(APM Marketplace)
 
 
 
Wendy's and Google announce alliance to bring AI into the Franchise Wars. Taco Bell and Cyberdyne Systems reportedly close to a deal
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Tue October 12, 2021
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
People really like these phones and can't get them yet. Hold me, I'm scared
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(The Register)
 
 
 
Google Cloud will let you know how your workloads (and certainly NOT theirs) are damaging the environment, all you horrendous meatsack carbon units
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(Kotaku)
 
 
 
Someone you've never heard of has been banned from social media sites you barely use. This means something
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Mon October 11, 2021
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
There's a new theory about how the election was hacked and ... WTF? Seriously?
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(Music Radar)
 
 
 
Stay... Tuned
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Sun October 10, 2021
(Fark)
 
 
 
Is it acceptable to use Fark whilst intoxicated?
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Fri October 08, 2021
(Inc)
 
 
 
Want to encourage your team at work? Well don't, as apparently that is "toxic positivity". Just get intoxicated, instead
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(The Verge)
 
 
 
You mean you can't lie your ass off, and get paid for it? Outside of Madison Avenue, I mean
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Thu October 07, 2021
(Google)
 
 
 
Why are graveyards so loud? Because of all the coffin. It's your Bad Joke Thursday thread
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Google Flights will show users carbon emissions in search results. Of course, you gotta watch out for all that extra carbon they tack on for checking luggage, in-flight wifi, ordering booze, etc
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Wed October 06, 2021
(SoraNews24)
 
 
 
Is it powered by Brownian motion?
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Tue October 05, 2021
(Military.com)
 
 
 
If you are serving Tang please avoid Buzz Aldrin who punched a man for a much lesser offense. If you are too young to know what Tang is, you don't want to know: don't click, don't google
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Mon October 04, 2021
(The Register)
 
 
 
CLEARLY that's a streamlining feature, not a browser bloat bug
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Sun October 03, 2021
(Kotaku)
 
 
 
Bing, please take me to Google
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Sat October 02, 2021
(Forbes)
 
 
 
Forbes presents an article about Google Chrome that pretty much paints it as the Antichrist
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(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
Senator Richard Blumenthal goes full "How Do You Do, Fellow Kids?" with Facebook Security Chief during committee hearing
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Thu September 30, 2021
(Google)
 
 
 
How do monsters like their eggs? Terri-fried. It's your Bad Joke Thursday thread
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Wed September 29, 2021
(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
Youtube finally shuts down Russian state broadcaster channels over Covid-19 misinformation. Wait, only in Germany? Were they not showing enough David Hasselhoff?
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Youtube banning all manner of vaccine misinformation from its platform, now looking into horses and stable doors
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(Fark)
 
 
 
I just had to google how to microwave bacon. Tell me you're a bad cook without using the words "I am a bad cook"
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(DW)
 
 
 
In Putin's Russia, government cancel you(tube)
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Tue September 28, 2021
(Slashdot)
 
 
 
Hey Siri, tell Alexa to Bing "Google"
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(Fark)
 
 
 
The Tuesday Night Science Channel Discussion Thread, 9PM Eastern
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(The Verge)
 
 
 
Google to NBCUniversal: "It'd be a real shame if something happened to your content"
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Into Google Cloud a little rain must fall
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(Lifehacker)
 
 
 
You're hiding your house on Google Maps wrong
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Mon September 27, 2021
(New Delhi TV)
 
 
 
Happy 23rd birthday Google
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
A Black Google employee said he was 'escorted' off the campus by security because they didn't 'believe' he worked there. If only they had some sort of Internet search engine to--oh, wait
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Sun September 26, 2021
(The Verge)
 
 
 
Apple and Google are getting patent trolled by former Jawbone fanboy
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Sat September 25, 2021
(BBC)
 
 
 
Horticulturalist can't (see tag) being chopped down
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Fri September 24, 2021
(Page Six)
 
 
 
Lunatic car company CEO no longer in relationship with absurd pseudo-surrealist bohemian because of outer space
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Navalny leaves 1 star reviews for Apple, Google, and the psychological gulag imprisoning him that's somehow not Facebook
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Thu September 23, 2021
(CNN)
 
 
 
Apple: No, we're still not letting Fortnite back in our app store. Not until they apologize for calling us out on our heavy-handed monopolistic tactics and agree to give us all the money
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(Google)
 
 
 
What's the ratio of a pumpkin's circumference to its diameter? Pumpkin Pi. It's your Bad Joke Thursday thread
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Wed September 22, 2021
(Kotaku)
 
 
 
Blizzard's chief legal officer says, "Screw it, I'm outta here." Gee... wonder what could have been behind that decision?
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(The Markup)
 
 
 
Facebook rolls out newsfeed change that blocks watchdogs from gathering data, which is totally what not-shady companies do when they have nothing to hide
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Mon September 20, 2021
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Meat and potato pie sees off rise in vegan bakes to be crowned supreme champion at British Pie Awards 2021
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(The Register)
 
 
 
The end of the chip shortage is beginning to appear like the bottom of a bowl of salsa after ordering another round on a Friday happy hour
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Sun September 19, 2021
(Some Buccaneer)
 
 
 
Shiver me timbers, 'tis Talk Like a Pirate Day agin. Open the grog and buckle those swashes, ye scurvy sea dogs
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Nike, Amazon openly advertising on Covid conspiracy websites
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Tree snake orgy
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Fri September 17, 2021
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Google and Apple remember who pays the bills
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Silicon Valley billionaire too cheap to install sprinkler system
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Thu September 16, 2021
(AL.com)
 
 
 
Alabama Pickers couple: "I've got my own passport. It's called the Bill of Rights." Now they have another passport. It's called a Death Certificate
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Google gives police newer, more innovative ways to violate your privacy
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Google temp employees claim they were cheated out of pay
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Wed September 15, 2021
(Live Science)
 
 
 
Google makes an otherworldly "time crystal" inside a quantum computer. Gelflings and Skeksis look on with interest
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(Jezebel)
 
 
 
Another day, another "Facebook is a festering boil on the perineum of humanity" story
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(Hack A Day)
 
 
 
You may think smart home devices are stupid. But at least your contractor didn't embed obsolete tablets full of bloatware into the wall of your apartment
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Weber stock back to IPO level and rising, execs endorse "low and slow"
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(The Korea Times)
 
 
 
Worst Korean antitrust regulator slaps Google with $177 million fine for abuse of market dominance. Oooh, that's gotta itch
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Tue September 14, 2021
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Anti-vaxxer Bob Enyart -- the Denver pastor who used to gleefully read AIDS victims' obituaries on TV over Queen's "Another One Bites the Dust" -- has bitten the dust
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Mon September 13, 2021
(The Verge)
 
 
 
Mozilla reverse-engineers Microsoft's underhanded bollocks of a default browser selection process
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(Axios)
 
 
 
Firm launched to protect CEOs from being canceled, because won't somebody please think of those poor CEOs
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Sun September 12, 2021
(Engadget)
 
 
 
TIL: a 5TB monthly cloud storage plan is now considered "middle-tier". Just how much pr0n are you folks needing to save, anyway?
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(KITV Honolulu)
 
 
 
Brilliant idea
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Sat September 11, 2021
(MassLive)
 
 
 
An apple a day keeps the doctor away, but if you are a Black couple at a farm, possessing six of them will result in the police being called
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(Android Authority)
 
 
 
So, do you have a smartwatch that runs WearOS? You *might* want to take a look at this article
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(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
Google embraces the dark side. This is not a metaphor
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Fri September 10, 2021
(Guardian)
 
 
 
After being informed that it's illegal to replace employees with poorly paid contractors, company goes with the old "We are above the law" strategy. Let's see how that worked out for them
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(MSN)
 
 
 
That sound you hear is the world's most ironic violin
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(The Verge)
 
 
 
Google decides that if the drought in the US West is going to keep getting worse, they will magically create water for their data centers
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
His big butt has a butthurt
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Thu September 09, 2021
(Google)
 
 
 
I saw an ad for a TV, in perfect shape other than the volume stuck at full... I thought- I can't turn that down It's your Bad Joke Thursday thread
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Wed September 08, 2021
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
22 poor management mistakes that bankrupted (or nearly so) successful businesses. Come for Yahoo declining to buy Google for $1M, stay for Schwinn deciding mountain bikes were a fad
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
With the fourth iExec leaving this iYear, the iCar is rapidly iCrashing
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(Axios)
 
 
 
Founders abandon the Great Link
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(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Anyone up for a game of tic-tac-UFO? (possible nsfw content on page)
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Businesses, especially tech ones, are finding it really hard to end remote working. Good
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Mon September 06, 2021
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Alex, I'll take $200 Phones for $500
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Thu September 02, 2021
(CNBC)
 
 
 
WhatsApp hit with a $267mil fine for breaching EU privacy rules. Zuckerbot shoos a fly away
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Wed September 01, 2021
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Google will no longer be searching for Chromebook chips
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Authorities still don't know what killed a family of three along a California hiking trail, and have now closed down the whole area because of "unknown hazards." I saw this X-Files episode. It ends badly
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(C|Net)
 
 
 
He's here, he's there, he's every-farking-where, Roy Kent...or is he?
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Tue August 31, 2021
(Politico (Europe))
 
 
 
Darn it, a "glitch has caused dozens of FB posts to become "unavailable" on a FB "transparency tool" that it provides to researchers and academics to track activity on the site, and, as luck would have it all the posts were right around 1/6/21
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(PetaPixel)
 
 
 
Zoom in and enhance
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(Slashdot)
 
 
 
Facebook is like that toxic, shiatty ex you just can't shake off
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Fri August 27, 2021
(Politico)
 
 
 
Insurrectionists: "Uploading the videos of this crime spree on social media platforms is the best idea we ever had." Investigators: "We totally agree"
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
If there's grift to be had, his fingerprints are there: Trump connected telehealth app is prescribing horse medicine to the Q cult
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Thu August 26, 2021
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Google checks under the couch cushions again
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(The Conversation)
 
 
 
Learning from home is testing students' online search skills. Kids, ask your parents if FARK is right for you
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Wed August 25, 2021
(CNN)
 
 
 
Special Purpose Acquisition Companies, or SPACs, aren't collecting penises, although they are run by a bunch of dicks looking to scam investors without those pesky things like regulation, or due diligence
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(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
Google has been in the messaging business for over 15 years. Here's a look at EVERY SINGLE APP they've created. Even the small one-offs. And Google Buzz
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(APM Marketplace)
 
 
 
"If an employee says, 'I don't want to get vaccinated,' and they're fired for it ... they're being fired for cause. That's generally a barrier to collecting unemployment benefits"
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Sun August 22, 2021
(Fark)
 
 
 
Anyone familiar with Lionel train sets? Is there a particular accessory that's well known as the top accessory that everyone wants, and is really expensive? Like an airport or something. No it's not for a gift, it's for a metaphor
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(Eat This Not That)
 
 
 
Analysis of Google search data of the past month reveals the most popular beer on Earth. #1 will be no surprise using this method
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Sat August 21, 2021
(Inc)
 
 
 
Nine words that describe the problem with Facebook. Also applies to Google, Apple, Microsoft, and just about every other big tech
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Fri August 20, 2021
(The Verge)
 
 
 
Nice competing app store you pre-installed on the devices you make. It would be a shame if something happened to your revenue because of it
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Thu August 19, 2021
(BNNBloomberg)
 
 
 
A $13bil sneaker fortune started on a Taiwanese pig farm. This is not an allegory nor a sequel to a Nic Cage movie
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Wed August 18, 2021
(The Verge)
 
 
 
Hey, here's an idea: While there's all this new antitrust scrutiny, let's make it hard to change the default Windows browser and ignore it in many cases when users do so
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
In a long-running lawsuit, a judge has rejected Disney's argument that its legal adversary can't establish a link between the use of special effects software and why consumers are buying movie tickets
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Mon August 16, 2021
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
I'm not interested in signing up, signing in, or jumping through hoops to eliminate YouTube's on-going desperate revenue invasions. Is anyone else just leaving the website when those loud endless YouTube commercials start?
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(Sad and Useless)
 
 
 
"Dogues" vogue along with other sexy beasts. Giggity, weird & creepy tags had a cage match for dominance
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Fri August 13, 2021
(C|Net)
 
 
 
Apple explains to confused people that think Apple is planning to scan all photos on your iPhone to report illegal porn to the police, clarifying that the plan is to scan all photos on your iPhone to report illegal porn to the police
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
U.K. mass shooter said he was an American, Trump-supporting Incel virgin. Are you not surprised?
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(The Verge)
 
 
 
A site named after a time-traveling alien named Snoo is worth $10B. The rest of us can bid on websites about squirrels with large nuts
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Thu August 12, 2021
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Want to buy and sell some stocks? Better get vaccinated
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(Google)
 
 
 
How many beers does it take to get a bird sick? Toucans. It's your Bad Joke Thursday
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
'Hey Sonos,' WHY?
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Wed August 11, 2021
(Bangor Daily News)
 
 
 
The field of magnet fishing is attracting attraction
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(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
I'm with stupid ↓
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Tue August 10, 2021
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Want to work from home while working for Google? It could cost you a 5-25% pay cut
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(My Modern Metropolis)
 
 
 
I don't need your pricey prom dress; I'll just get my brother to make me one
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Fri August 06, 2021
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Larry Page flees to New Zealand to avoid the apocalypse or something
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Priests switching to Samsung phones in 3...2
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Thu August 05, 2021
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Using the power of Google Maps, you now have proof that an X-wing can fit in your driveway. You're still out of luck if God grants you the Serenity
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Weber unveils new line of smart grills, with "game-changer" features like internet connectivity, integrated social media, subscription service plans, and sensors to alert you when it's time to buy more propane and propane accessories
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(The Register)
 
 
 
A reclusive billionaire gave Caltech $100 million. To develop an orbital platform that shoots high energy beams onto very small spots. It's fine. Everything is fine
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Tue August 03, 2021
(NPR)
 
 
 
Facebook account hijacked? Prepare to spend days or weeks dealing with customer support bots. Or... buy a $300 Oculus and jump to the head of the queue with proof of purchase
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Mon August 02, 2021
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Smiles are still free, but you'll never notice
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Sun August 01, 2021
(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
Begun the Remote Work War has
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Australia's version of Fox News banned from YouTube for a week for Covid disinformation
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(The Next Web)
 
 
 
Google may have created the greatest scientific breakthrough in our lifetimes, if you can figure out exactly what it is
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Sat July 31, 2021
(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Mario shocked to discover his princess is not in another castle (possible nsfw content on page)
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Fri July 30, 2021
(Deadline)
 
 
 
There will be no plague rats working for the mouse house
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(Fark)
 
 
 
What is your favorite video game character?
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(The US Sun)
 
 
 
Because it worked so well for Google and Snap
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Robinhood managed to steal from the rich after all
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Thu July 29, 2021
(Engadget)
 
 
 
What does Google have against Sugar Babies? Sure, the caramel gets stuck between your teeth and Milk Duds are the superior movie snack, but is that really reason to ban them?
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(The Register)
 
 
 
YouTube channel "Tech Support Scams" taken offline by...wait for it...tech support scam
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Wed July 28, 2021
(Bleeping Computer)
 
 
 
In news that should shock absolutely no one, Google is worse at detecting Android malware than literally every other company that makes a malware scanner
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Robinhood: begging for spare change
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Tue July 27, 2021
(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
"Live, Laugh, Murder Congress"
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(NPR)
 
 
 
The HQs of some of the US' richest companies, including Facebook and Google could find themselves underwater soon unless the SF Bay area spends billions to build defenses against rising sea levels. But who should pay for it? Gee, that's a stumper
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Mon July 26, 2021
(Page Six)
 
 
 
Semi-celebrity bails on scheduled event because mid-size restaurants don't usually have spare private jets lying around
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Music festival cancelled due to Standon water
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Fri July 23, 2021
(Ranker)
 
 
 
British person is trending on Twitter for guessing what all 50 states are famous for without using Google. FL tag is for his hilarious spot on tweet about FL and news articles, has the same reaction as everyone in the 49 states who don't live in FL
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(KGW Portland)
 
 
 
It's bad when you sue a person for leaving a 1-star review on Google. It's worse when you forget to lock your self-publishing "Testimonial" page on your website and end up with dozens of 1-star reviews
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(Kotaku)
 
 
 
Google's Olympic doodle is a full JRPG to play
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
The truth is out there--in the Pentagon's film archives (possible nsfw content on page)
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Wed July 21, 2021
(ZDNet)
 
 
 
Some call this app the space cowboy
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Australia's oldest man dies at 111, having advised eating chicken brains to fend off aging
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(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
The 500 dollar Freedom Phone appears to be a modified 120 dollar Umidigi A9 Pro with an open-source version of the Google Play store. This is going to be some quality grifting
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Mr. Car Wash is cleaning up as Bodgon continues to waggle his eyebrows with glee
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(Fark)
 
 
 
What is your favorite fish?
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Tue July 20, 2021
(NPR)
 
 
 
People are searching for dating on Google like never before. In other news, there are people who search for dating on Google
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Sun July 18, 2021
(Wired UK)
 
 
 
"Play some farking pop music" "Okay. Playing some farking pop music"
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Fri July 16, 2021
(CNN)
 
 
 
"Hey let's go for a walk." ... No Google Maps, I'm not going on any more walks with you
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(History Channel)
 
 
 
On this day in 1995 a little online bookstore opened for business. I wonder whatever happened to them
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
The MAGA world's "Freedom Phones" are as American as their red hats
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Thu July 15, 2021
(Kotaku)
 
 
 
Xbox Game Pass has been described as the Netflix of Gaming. About that
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(9 to 5 Mac)
 
 
 
Zuckerbot short-circuited when told that only 25% of iPhone users are letting themselves be tracked by Facebook's app
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Wed July 14, 2021
(CTV News)
 
 
 
Canada's NDP announces they will do what everyone just kinda figured was implicit because it is the NDP
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(The Verge)
 
 
 
Google thinks you should only meet for an hour or less
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Tue July 13, 2021
(Fark)
 
 
 
The Tuesday Night Science Channel Discussion Thread, 9PM Eastern
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
France fines Google a total of about 37 seconds of their operating revenue. Yep, that'll teach them a valuable lesson
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(Axios)
 
 
 
Star Trek had us believing space was the final frontier, but it's actually billionaires
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Mon July 12, 2021
(CBS News)
 
 
 
Amazon given approval to use radar to monitor sleep. Hawkeye and Klinger in charge of lunch breaks and PTO
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Fri July 09, 2021
(The Verge)
 
 
 
News Corp admits it's 'Knewz' news aggregator is farked
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Turns out the "Big Lie" isn't even close to Florida Man's biggest. Now he claims that his Twitter ban was a good thing because it gave him time to read
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Thu July 08, 2021
(Fark)
 
 
 
Subby has a few hundred shares of AMC. Would like the top financial non-advisers at Fark,Fark, & Fark to tell him just how brilliant he is. (Difficulty: No real financial advice)
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(eBaum's World)
 
 
 
A recounting of the epic journey of two dudes who tweeted at Billy Zane for five years
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(Fark)
 
 
 
It's your inaugural Fark Fursday Thread. Rawr
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(CBS 21 Harrisburg)
 
 
 
Many states suing Google over its Play Store practices, presumably to get a refund over all the money they spent there
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(Axios)
 
 
 
"There is no chance Trump's lawsuits will do any better than the dozens that have preceded it, and Trump and his lawyers surely know that"
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(Google)
 
 
 
To the person who invented zero, thanks for nothing. It's your Bad Joke Thursday thread
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Wed July 07, 2021
(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
Viera High School teacher arrested on Capitol riot charges, attempting to impersonate totally normal human smile
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Mon July 05, 2021
(AlterNet)
 
 
 
Rep. Boebart (CO-isuRrectionist) celebrates the 4th of July with a stirring rendition of "Onward Christian Soldiers"
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Okta CEO had one simple question for his 3500 employees: Where are you going on vacation? Apparently, this guy is the opposite of Jeff Bezos
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
Anonymous poster requests hit on feral peacock via Craigslist ad, fails to notice Google Maps identifying his home address after bird is shot and killed
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(Forbes)
 
 
 
The Chrome is tarnished...yet again
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Fri July 02, 2021
(The Register)
 
 
 
Google wants to replace cookies with CHIPS, Will probably still get fat munching them
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Thu July 01, 2021
(Tech Times)
 
 
 
Google Assistant recording leak: "the AI Assistant still listens to your conversations discreetly"
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(Tech Times)
 
 
 
Facebook, Google, Twitter, and TikTok have committed to overhauling their moderations systems to investigate the reported abuse of women on their respective platforms
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(Financial Post)
 
 
 
Are you a diminisher or a multiplier?
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(Politico)
 
 
 
What does this even stand for? Gettr done? Wallowing in the Gettr? Gettr by the p****?
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(Android Central)
 
 
 
Apparently the trick to make smartwatches attractive to consumers is to make them look nothing like smartwatches
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(MSN)
 
 
 
The Internet is one big collective hallucination
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(Google)
 
 
 
I got into a fight with an HVAC repairman... it was a pretty heated discussion. It's your Bad Joke Thursday thread
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Google an ICE officer's patch and find out it's a white supremacist one, not a union one? That's a mistrial & 11k fine for contempt. Fine for the officer lying in court? Haha nope
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(Android Authority)
 
 
 
Nice APK you've created, developer. Give us your signing keys and we might let you distribute it outside our app store
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(Sun Journal (Maine))
 
 
 
We've reached a new level in the opioid crisis: Pilot program has McDonald's distributing treatments in happy meals
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Wed June 30, 2021
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Google agrees to curb - but not attempt to eliminate - financial scam ads in the U.K. So they're still not being evil. Kinda, sorta, not really
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(MSN)
 
 
 
John Bolton wanted a book title more appropriate for BDSM fanfiction. "Sit On My Mustache" was also rejected
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(9 to 5 Mac)
 
 
 
Apple says yes, you need to put on pants and come to the office
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Tue June 29, 2021
(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
Technically it's an EV but let's not split crankshafts
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(Fark)
 
 
 
What would be a petition you would like to see?
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Mon June 28, 2021
(Axios)
 
 
 
Developers, developers, developers, developers
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(The Verge)
 
 
 
Facebook is now worth a million dollars. *Checks notes* Sorry, Facebook is now worth a million MILLION dollars
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(Google)
 
 
 
Toyota's market cap dropped nearly $2 billion today following news they gave $55,000 to traitors
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(KBZK Bozeman)
 
 
 
Magnet fishing is the attractive new sport that's sure to draw you in
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Hey, you think it might be a good idea to look at some of these other buildings?
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Google: Hey, let's forcibly insert advert...err, "recommendations" into Android TV at the next update, but make them be banners so big, the users can't ignore them. Also, make it difficult to disable them. BRILLIANT
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Sat June 26, 2021
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
The end of Big Tech (attempt #1369)
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