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Wed July 06, 2022
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
The goal of every American is to work your whole life, retire to Florida, and complain about golfers drinking beers in a parking lot
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Sun July 03, 2022
(The Spectator UK)
 
 
 
Why do the English love lazy sports? Easier to hold a pint, innit luv?
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Fri July 01, 2022
(SBJ)
 
 
 
Apple to Big Ten: Saaay, can we touch base on getting TV rights for football? We've come into a bit of money and are now interested in what you're selling
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
There may soon come a time when even the Saudis realize that pouring billions of dollars into the Bonesaw Tour so that Greg Norman, Phil Mickelson, and other washed up golfers play exhibition golf isn't worth it
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Thu June 30, 2022
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Egypt's planned new "dickwaving" capital in the desert is a monument to Ozymandias' ego, Akhenaten's hubris, Dubai's excess, Third Reich propaganda architecture and Phoenix's golf courses and lawns everywhere logic
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Donald Trump is no longer contemptible
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Wed June 29, 2022
(Awful Announcing)
 
 
 
Retired ESPN legend Bob Ley says if you want to slam LIV Golf for sportswashing, you had better do the same with the NBA and its tight relationship with China, calls out LeBron: "If you are a billionaire, you can afford to perhaps make a stand"
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Sat June 25, 2022
(Golf Digest)
 
 
 
The PGA blinked
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Fri June 24, 2022
(BBC)
 
 
 
Dear local council: I'd like to congratulate you for the wonderful rewilding work you've been doing giving that abandoned golf course back to nature. Dear resident: Yeah, our lawnmower broke. But it's fixed now
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Thu June 23, 2022
(Outkick)
 
 
 
'If the PGA let me play drunk, I'd win a lot more tournaments' ~ You already know who said that
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Wed June 22, 2022
(Summit Daily)
 
 
 
When you get to the 7th hole, you're in trouble already. When there's a ravine across the fairway, club choice is crucial from the tee. If there's a moose chasing you, your clubs aren't going to help but you might go faster if you shift to neutral
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(KNBC 4 Los Angeles)
 
 
 
The Royal and Ancient Golf Club announces that golfers who compete on the Bonesaw Golf Tour will be allowed to participate in the Open Championship
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(Gothamist)
 
 
 
Swingers club opens in Manhattan. You clicked already and now the golf demons have you
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Tue June 21, 2022
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
After getting butthurt by being asked about it Brooks Koepka is hastening his speed run into irrelevance by joining Saudi-backed LIV Golf Series
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Mon June 20, 2022
(WCVB Boston)
 
 
 
Hole 7 is a par 5, 450 yards. The green is guarded with two bunkers, a water hazard, and a speeding Range Rover pursued by police cars
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Sun June 19, 2022
(Metro)
 
 
 
Tips on how not to ruin a first date by getting staggeringly drunk. "You can play mini golf, go on a taco crawl, have a picnic in a park, or visit a café with live music. Skip the cocktails and focus on date ideas that involve play and connection"
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Thu June 16, 2022
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Phil Mickelson 4-putts from 13' out. He'll never LIV that one down
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Tue June 14, 2022
(Medium)
 
 
 
Why Heaven is Dreadful
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Mon June 13, 2022
(Mediaite)
 
 
 
"Phil, what do you say to the thousands of families who lost someone on 9/11 when you take money from the Saudis?" Dispassionate Gambler: "Is there a question in there?"
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Sat June 11, 2022
(KOIN Portland)
 
 
 
The Saudi "Can we buy respectability" Golf Tour decides that screwing with a small Oregon town's 4th of July festival is good PR
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Thu June 09, 2022
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
PGA to Phil Mickelson, Dustin Johnson, Sergio Garcia and 14 other defectors to Saudi. NO GOLF FOR YOU
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Wed June 08, 2022
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Rory McIlroy: The LIV golfers aren't doing it for the money. They're doing it for a shiatload of money
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
PGA bad boys Bryson DeChambeau and Patrick Reed are set to jump to LIV Golf, where they can continue to play the heel. Now watch this drive
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Tue June 07, 2022
(AP News)
 
 
 
USGA takes pride in "open" part of U.S. Open, announces Mickelson, Johnson, and other LIV golfers are welcome to play, and that it's against their code to bonesaw guys based on who they support
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Phil Mickelson's career takes sinister turn as Lefty makes $200 million deal to play in Saudi golf league despite admitting,"They killed Jamal Khashoggi and have a horrible record on human rights. They execute people over there for being gay"
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Mon June 06, 2022
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Factionalizing International Golf, Just Avoid Me
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Sun June 05, 2022
(KSTP St. Paul)
 
 
 
Two holes in one on same course by two different golfers on different holes is very rare but not unheard of. Fark: Same ball
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Fri June 03, 2022
(Fox 35 Orlando)
 
 
 
When Caddy shack meets Grumpy old man
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(Fox 35 Orlando)
 
 
 
When Caddy shack meets Grumpy old man
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Thu June 02, 2022
(NFL)
 
 
 
Tom Brady and Aaron Rodgers fail to score as high as Patrick Mahomes and Josh Allen
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(6ABC Philadelphia)
 
 
 
Fore
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Wed June 01, 2022
(Deadline)
 
 
 
Bart Bryant dies after 21 year-old fails to watch his drive
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(CBS Sports)
 
 
 
It's Mahomes and Allen vs Brady and Rodgers, but they're golfing. The Match 2022 starting at 6:30pm ET on TNT
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Phil Mickelson's dalliance with the Saudi Golf League is paying off handsomely as he is not one of the first 42 players announced for the inaugural event
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Mon May 30, 2022
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
There are difficult pin placements in every golf tournament. Then there's this
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Sun May 29, 2022
(Golf Digest)
 
 
 
Harold Varner was tied for the lead at -10, on the 12th hole on Sunday. He finished at even par. No, not on the day, for the tournament
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Fri May 27, 2022
(Medical Xpress)
 
 
 
Best Korea's miniscule COVID death rate is approaching L'il Kimmy's golf score level of global BS
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Wed May 25, 2022
(Denver Channel)
 
 
 
Ski patroller fired for failed drug test arrested for threatening to use fertilizer from his pot grow to blow up sheriff's office investigating his girlfriend's fentanyl-related death along with the cafe she worked at and a bike shop for some reason?
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Mon May 23, 2022
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Leading by one stroke and entering final hole of final round of PGA Championship, all Mito Pereira had to do was not double-bogey and the trophy was his. Mickelson unavailable for comment
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Fri May 20, 2022
(CTV News)
 
 
 
So you live next to a golf course? And you have solar panels on your roof? And some people are lousy golfers?
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Thu May 19, 2022
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Roo is all grown up now and he left the 100 acre woods for a golf course. Unfortunately he's not adjusting well
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(USA Today)
 
Hero
 
450lb, beer-guzzling John Daly briefly led the 2022 PGA Championship and the crowd went wild
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Wed May 18, 2022
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Golfer Justin Thomas thinks it's insane for fans to pay $18 for Michelob Ultra at PGA Championship, calls on PGA to treat them better
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Mon May 16, 2022
(ESPN)
 
 
 
The great fall of FIGJAM
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(NBC 2 Fort Myers)
 
 
 
What's the stroke penalty for golfing along I-75?
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Wed May 11, 2022
(Golf.com)
 
 
 
Amateur duffer loses Dungeons and Dragons Football bet, where the loser has to compete in a US Open qualifier. Fakes his golf pro status, ends up shooting a 112, and utterly befuddling the golf pros he got paired with
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(Fox 31 Denver)
 
 
 
'Mayor of Pickleball' settles with city of Denver for Sharpie-related vandalism. Cases against the King of Kickball and the Friar of Frisbee Golf still pending
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Tue May 10, 2022
(MLive.com)
 
 
 
Common obstacles on a golf course: trees, rocks, raw sewage, sand, water,...wait, back up a couple
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Fri May 06, 2022
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Old and busted: seniors fighting with canes. New hotness: seniors riding golf carts shooting at each other
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Thu May 05, 2022
(ESPN)
 
 
 
In case you thought Charles Barkley was bad at gambling, subby presents Phil Mickelson
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(Bangor Daily News)
 
 
 
Torn from the front page of the Bangor Daily News: a golf course that straddles an international border is inconvenient to use
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(Bangor Daily News)
 
 
 
Torn from the front page of the Bangor Daily News: a golf course that straddles an international border is inconvenient to use
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Mon May 02, 2022
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Greg Norman notes that a lot of top golfers were okay with working with people who have a horrible record on human rights so long as the public wasn't then focused on it
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
LPGA golfer Lydia Ko, on finishing 2 strokes off the lead, due to a sore back. "It's that time of the month, I know the ladies watching are probably like, yeah, I got you"
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
The problem with golf course arguments is that everyone has a weapon handy
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Sun May 01, 2022
(The Hustle)
 
 
 
A hole in one can be expensive. Better get some insurance
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Thu April 28, 2022
(NJ.com)
 
 
 
He-man Golfer's Club
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Wed April 27, 2022
(ESPN)
 
 
 
The Bucks are up 3-1 on the Bulls and would like to end their series Wednesday Night (7:30 PM ET). The Warriors are also up 3-1 on the Nuggets and would love to send them golfing (10:00 PM). Both games are on TNT and are elimination games. Here we go
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Mon April 25, 2022
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Given all of Tiger Woods' health challenges, it's probably not wise to name a golf course PopStroke
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Sun April 24, 2022
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Par, par, birdie, par, bogey, par, par, gator, par, par, WHAAAAT?
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(Boston.com)
 
 
 
Family sues golf course they live next to, win about $5000 for every ball hit into their yard and house. All 700+ of them
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Wed April 20, 2022
(I Heart Radio)
 
 
 
When they said "what can be greater than golf with a gator", I don't think this is what they had in mind
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Mon April 18, 2022
(CBS Sports)
 
 
 
Tom Brady, Aaron Rodgers, Patrick Mahomes, Josh Allen to square off this summer. Difficulty: In golf
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(CBS Sports)
 
 
 
Tom Brady, Aaron Rodgers, Patrick Mahomes, Josh Allen to square off this summer. Difficulty: In golf
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Sun April 17, 2022
(Golf Digest)
 
 
 
"The pills. Opioids. Oxycontin. Hydrocodone. Percocet. Muscle relaxants. Xanax. Heroin. I was a drug addict with a PGA Tour card"
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Nostalgia is poisoning society's minds
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Wed April 13, 2022
(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
Florida man gets 2 years in prison for golf cart thefts. No word if he did it for the green
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Well, that explains the situation in Ukraine: God was busy coaching a golfer
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Mon April 11, 2022
(The Spun)
 
 
 
The Masters, loved by golf fans across the world, but there's one growing conspiracy theory with the broadcast. Are fake bird chirping noises being pumped into it?
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Sun April 10, 2022
(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Gary Player thinks that Phil Mickelson is being crucified. Yep, he nailed it
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(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Gary Player thinks that Phil Mickelson is being crucified. Yep, he nailed it
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Sat April 09, 2022
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Not only is nothing happening to TFG, things are actually going backwards as consequences are undone and judge rules Trump gets to run NYC-owned golf course again
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Thu April 07, 2022
(Waffle House Nut)
 
 
 
Scattered, covered, capped, chunked.... and add a pair of shoes to cap them off
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(AP News)
 
 
 
For Tiger, a walk unlike any other awaits at the Masters, since everything bad that happens to him happens when he's in a car
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Wed April 06, 2022
(NHL)
 
 
 
{Charlie looks at Emilio}Wednesday night hockey thread? {Emilio looks at Charlie, nods} Wednesday night hockey thread. {clap, clap, clap} Five games tonight starting at 7:30pm ET. A couple with playoff implications. A couple with teams ready to golf
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Tue April 05, 2022
(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
Tiger Woods to return to the Masters tournament one year after car crash, proving he has leg he can stand on
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Sun April 03, 2022
(The Spun)
 
 
 
Might as well skip the Masters this year
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Mon March 28, 2022
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Still confirming if this also plays Journey
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Still confirming if this also plays Journey
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Wed March 23, 2022
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Keegan Bradley spends 45 seconds reading a 5' putt. Dumbass: *after* addressing the ball, meaning he had a legit 4-5 minutes to analyze the shot beforehand. Hero: missed it anyways
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Mon March 21, 2022
(TMZ)
 
 
 
Huge, three-footed gator visits golf course, plays through. Chubbs Peterson unavailable for comment
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Thu March 17, 2022
(Independent)
 
 
 
Hey, remember that fiery crash that killed a bunch of college golfers? A 13-year-old was driving the pickup truck
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(MSN)
 
 
 
One moment you're playing mini-golf and the next you're exploiting a 12-foot alligator
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Sun March 13, 2022
(ESPN)
 
 
 
17 at Sawgrass is making the world's best golfers look like your 31-handicap ass out there
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Tue March 08, 2022
(MSN)
 
 
 
What happens when you run out of golf balls during a pro tournament? While this player found out, Subby will now wash his dirty balls before playing
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