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headlines found matching 'Goldman Sachs'
Tue August 11, 2020
(Politico)
 
 
 
Bankers backing Biden, surely this proves that Biden is the choice of Wall St not Main St and we must vote Trump to ensure that bankers will continue to make money and then the money will trickle down to real Americans instead of going to rich banks
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Sun August 09, 2020
(NPR)
 
 
 
How do you convince people to voluntarily accept wearing masks? This being Fark, the solution involves Heineken
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Thu August 06, 2020
(The Week)
 
 
 
There's a terrible tradeoff of keeping schools closed
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Tue August 04, 2020
(AIdaily)
 
 
 
Who wants to be a trillionaire?
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Mon August 03, 2020
(Deadline)
 
 
 
Louie Gohmert and Trump roasted for their their fragile maskulinity; "Nobody should be berated for wearing a mask unless of course, it's hanging below their chin which is a bit like putting a diaper around baby's ankles"
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Fri July 31, 2020
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Hanes turned tighty-whiteys into PPE gold
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Tue July 28, 2020
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Goldman Sachs gets heavy into metals
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Mon July 27, 2020
(Mediaite)
 
 
 
The I'm too Rich to get Sick or Care Concert took place in the Hamptons this past weekend with The Chainsmokers and an opening DJ Set by the CEO of Goldman Sachs
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Fri July 24, 2020
(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
Goldman Sachs in $3.9bn settlement with Malaysia over 1MDB. Man, online movie ratings are serious business
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Here comes covid economic tsunami II: Small Business Boogaloo and the Fed is still on the beach applying sunscreen
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Mon July 20, 2020
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Goldman Sachs execs have rushed to Malaysia to settle in their role in the 1MDB corruption scandal. Like their motto says, "if there's corruption to be had, a Goldman exec will be there with sack in hand, expecting his payment"
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
BJ Services to no longer slurp up Earth's oil
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Goldman Sachs, Deutsche Bank, and Google walk into a bar. Made of solid gold
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(Fark)
 
 
 
So what is the best joke from any comedian that you ever heard?
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Fri July 17, 2020
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Noted pharmaceutical firm Goldman Sachs confident a vaccine will be available this calendar year
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Warren Buffett engages in self-love, and it's not nearly as unsightly as you want to believe
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Thu July 16, 2020
(Economist)
 
 
 
Headline: "What Wall Street's results tell you about America's economy" Article: nothing. Fark: because the stock market is about betting that you can predict what other bettors will predict is the prettiest girl. Or the most precious tulip
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Wed July 15, 2020
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Goldman Sachs sucked down a metric buttload of vigorish from all the government spending
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Old & getting pricey: ARM RISC architecture, owned by Softbank who needs cash to offset yuuuge losses. New & open source: RISC-V from UC Berkelely. Cool: named Rocket, BOOM (Berkeley Out-of-Order Machine), and Sodor
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Tue July 14, 2020
(CBS News)
 
 
 
Wearing masks doesn't just save lives, it saves money. But isn't it just more fun to whine about masks like a baby?
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Mon July 13, 2020
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
"We're now seeing the normal recession dynamics we were trying to avoid"
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Thu July 09, 2020
(MSN)
 
 
 
Wells Fargo preparing to fire thousands even as it continues to rake in millions
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Tue July 07, 2020
(Barron's)
 
 
 
Nvidia nside
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Tue June 30, 2020
(Forbes)
 
 
 
A National Mask Mandate Could Save The U.S. Economy $1 Trillion, Goldman Sachs Says
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Mon June 29, 2020
(CNN)
 
 
 
While Republicans bemoan Minimum Wage Wally getting a living wage for the first time in his life while on unemployment. The Fed now owns Walmart's debt. Privatize the profits, and socialize the losses, eh 'Murica?
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Dow Jumps: Shakes magic 8 ball...because it believes in Peter Pan and Tinker Bell
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Sun June 28, 2020
(Forbes)
 
 
 
Wall St. upset the money spigot might be partly diverted somewhere other than Wall St.
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Fri June 26, 2020
(Barron's)
 
 
 
Stonks drop as the market realizes all the peasants are farking broke, not printing more money
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(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
Goldman Sachs releases its own font Goldman Sans, forbids criticism of Goldman Sachs with it. LGT criticism of Goldman Sachs using Goldman Sans
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Thu June 25, 2020
(Politico)
 
 
 
Yes, NIST but what about all the POSITIVE connotations those words have among the BDSM-American Community? Did you ever think about THAT?
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Wed June 24, 2020
(CNBC)
 
 
 
CNBC's Jim Cramer has determined why the market dropped 700 points today. And it ain't Trump and it ain't COVID-19. Take a wild guess who is to blame
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Let's all break out our tiny, tiny violins for Wall Street, who spent millions to take down AOC in her primary and failed utterly. No, no, those violins are still too big. Tinier
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Mon June 22, 2020
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Slack or Microsoft? IDK; TTY, K?
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
The Big Apple's offices begin reopening. "What Monday is going to look like at this point is going to be anyone's guess"
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Fri June 19, 2020
(Fark)
 
 
 
Can't sleep. Got Adam Sandler's "Hanukah" and Rick Astley's "Never Gonna Give You Up" stuck I'm my head. Playing Civ6 drinking vodak. Just ordered a used copy of Margaret Cavendish's "The Blazing World" on eBay. WYD?
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(Financial News)
 
 
 
Goldman Sachs tried to be "hip" and "cool" with the kids of today. As you can imagine, they wound up making a complete ass of themselves
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Tue June 16, 2020
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Robinhood investors will end up in tears. Should exchange tight tights for something less manly
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Mon June 15, 2020
(Economist)
 
 
 
Investment in oil supply has collapsed and may not come back
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Thu June 11, 2020
(Reuters)
 
 
 
PayPal pledges over $500mil to support minority-owned U.S. businesses, saying the funds should be there by the end of the next business day
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Wed June 10, 2020
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
US fracking's on its way to shale in a shandbasket
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Mon June 08, 2020
(CNBC)
 
 
 
In case you were wondering, the US pandemic recession began in February
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Wed June 03, 2020
(Oscar Goldman Sachs)
 
 
 
"After all, central Paris office space isn't cheap." Must be nice to be rich
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Mon June 01, 2020
(CNBC)
 
 
 
I'm certain that shorting a currency is a sign of a recovering national economy. Right? RIGHT?
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Wed May 27, 2020
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Maybe it's because people who play the market don't typically die from coronovirus?
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Fri May 22, 2020
(The New Republic)
 
 
 
The restaurant industry needs to be blown up
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Fri May 15, 2020
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Bank of America on the new world order: Bigger governments, tech wars, less privacy, 'health the new wealth,' dogs and cats considering if they want to live together
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(Page Six)
 
 
 
Law firm hackers threatening to release records to Trump voters: "we can let you know that after such a publication, you certainly don't want to see him as president." Have these idiots seen the crap Trump voters have already ignored?
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Wed May 06, 2020
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Capital One tells staffers that they'll see them in September. What's in your home office?
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Tue May 05, 2020
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Zillow says home prices could fall as much as 4%, which would leave them wildly overpriced if you're still deluded enough to buy Zillow's numbers
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Mon May 04, 2020
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Apple is planning a four-part bond deal for later Monday because why spend your billions of cash when you can spend someone else's?
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Wed April 29, 2020
(CNBC)
 
 
 
US first-quarter GDP shrinks 4.8% vs 3.5% expected. Pants soiled accordingly and collectively
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Wed April 22, 2020
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Can you be 'down slightly' if you were at $0 before?
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Bejing re-shutters the city's gyms in an attempt to stay healthy
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Tue April 21, 2020
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Here's the list of publicly traded companies that leeched millions out of the paycheck protection fund, stiffing actual small businesses. Feel free to research them and boycott their subsidiaries
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Emblem of every wrong with the economy calls something else the emblem of every wrong with the economy
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Fri April 17, 2020
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Could Cantor Fitzgerald be the investing name we remember as the tipping point for the next collapse?
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Thu April 16, 2020
(Reuters)
 
 
 
The Minneapolis Fed president says major U.S. banks should raise $200 billion in capital. Wonder where they'll get it from?
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