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headlines found matching 'Goldman Sachs'
Wed January 19, 2022
(CNBC)
 
 
 
There it is: Bank CEO blames profit loss on higher wages, precipitous drop in hooker and cocaine reserves
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Tue January 18, 2022
(CNN)
 
 
 
The CEO of Blackrock may be a capitalist Fink, but he understands that you can't make a profit if the climate is in chaos. Oh, and he notes that employees are in fact people, that people like to be paid, and that for now employees are still necessary
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Sell, Mortimer, sell
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Sat January 15, 2022
(ABC News)
 
 
 
Bank profits soared in 2021. Banks surely happy to finally repay US for their 2008 bailout in 3... 2... 1... 0... -1... -2... -3 ...you know what, never mind
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Mon January 10, 2022
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
"Death Cross" is also the name of my Christopher Cross / Slayer mashup band
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Thu January 06, 2022
(ABC7 New York)
 
 
 
Office workers commuting to Manhattan five-days a week? What do you think this is? The 2010s?
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Young people are missing out on things by not going to the office, things like traffic, a soul-sucking cubicle, and not being around their work "family"
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Tue January 04, 2022
(CNN)
 
 
 
New NYC mayor Eric Adams begs the big banks to be petri dishes
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(BNNBloomberg)
 
 
 
Gas is either going to drop to $1.99/gallon or shoot up to $4.99/gallon. At this point it's anyone's guess
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Wed December 29, 2021
(Salon)
 
 
 
Add "hanging up a phone" to the list of things Dr. Oz isn't qualified to do
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Tue December 28, 2021
(NY1)
 
 
 
Tim Apple unavailable for comment
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Sat December 25, 2021
(Salon)
 
 
 
The ten biggest corporate f**k-ups of the year. Only ten?
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Tue December 21, 2021
(Global News (Canada))
 
 
 
Manchin confirms it's all about him. "They hurt my fee fees"
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Mon December 20, 2021
(CNBC)
 
 
 
With Omicron approaching and the Decepticons infighting, Cyberton markets sell. Optimus seen rolling out
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Sun December 19, 2021
(NPR)
 
 
 
The horses, hay, stalls, and barn itself are long gone, but sure, let's lock, double bar, and barricade that door
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Wed December 15, 2021
(CNN)
 
 
 
"One of the more insidious myths this year was that young people didn't want to work because they were getting by just fine on government aid. People had too much money, went the narrative. Only trouble is, the numbers don't back it up"
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(CNN)
 
 
 
I can want a 65-inch TV for $50, but it doesn't mean there's a TV shortage, it means I'm not willing to pay enough to get somebody to sell me a TV
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Wed December 08, 2021
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Senate GOP: we'd like to politically grandstand and have a series of utterly pointless votes on bills to repeal Biden's vaccine mandates that will never pass the House and would be vetoed if they did. Sen Manchin: sure, fellas sounds good to me
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(Tech Crunch)
 
 
 
This implies there is a happier and more thoughtful way to mass fire a bunch of people
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Tue December 07, 2021
(Hazlitt)
 
 
 
A story of America in three scams
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Wed November 24, 2021
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Turkey's looking about as appealing right now as a 5th straight day of leftover sammiches
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Tue November 23, 2021
(NYPost)
 
 
 
"If you're 21 to 35, you are nuts not to be in the office all the time"
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Thu November 18, 2021
(International Business Times)
 
 
 
Y'know, there used to be this thing called Layaway
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Wed November 17, 2021
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Companies that earn negative dollars in revenue have raised $1,000,000,000,000 in "value" on the stock market this year. I'm sure this can only lead to good things
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Tue November 16, 2021
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Biden is a complete failure because he hasn't solved all of the country's problems in his first 10 months in office
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Thu November 11, 2021
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Hey, Dikshiat, people might notice if you use insider info to buy short-dated call options on the company Goldman Sachs is acquiring. Also, your Google search history will be subpoenaed, Dikshiat
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Wed November 10, 2021
(Slate)
 
 
 
"How can I convince my parents to eliminate my lazy, evil, vindictive, good-for-nothing sister from their will?"
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Wed October 27, 2021
(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
Goldman Sachs, Harvard, Microsoft team up with Al Gore's investment firm to help decarbonize the economy. Rumors the firm will be called Manbearpig & Partners have not been confirmed
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Wed October 20, 2021
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Magician buys majority stake in Spanx, presumably to make them disappear
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Tue October 19, 2021
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Northeast manufacturing facility, northeast manufacturing facility, northeast manufacturing facility, tuppence a bag
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Tue October 12, 2021
(Fox Business)
 
 
 
Apparently Fox Business thinks that if you say "Stagflation" in front of a mirror enough times, Nixon's ghost will appear and start its rampage to secure the robot vote
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Mon October 11, 2021
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Junk gets shaky(er) as tower of cards wavers more(er)
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Thu October 07, 2021
(The Root)
 
 
 
The Ozy hustle explained
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Tue October 05, 2021
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Big Oil guffaws, settles back into its easy chair, and lights up another $100 bill
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Mon October 04, 2021
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
If you could give back the $29m that our buggy cryptocurrency software accidentally assigned to you, that'd be great
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Ozy media refuses to get on the cart which is, kinda metal \m/
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Sun October 03, 2021
(CNN)
 
 
 
America declares victory in the War on Christmas
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Sat October 02, 2021
(The Verge)
 
 
 
2013: Ozy Media created. 5 days ago: NYT publishes expose including co-founder having impersonated a YouTube exec on a conference call with Goldman Sachs. Today: Ozy out
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Fri October 01, 2021
(Slate)
 
 
 
Why it's unfair to raise flood insurance premiums on coastal homes, presumably by some asshole who owns beachfront investment properties
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Wed September 29, 2021
(South China Morning Post)
 
 
 
China's hidden local government debt rises to over half of GDP at US$8.2tril. 这很好
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Tue September 28, 2021
(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
'Unprecedented' power cuts in China hit homes and factories amid coal shortage, as industry watchers predict China will suddenly and miraculously find an ancient map showing a historical claim to all of Siberia
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Mastercard enters 'buy now, pay later' battle with new installment loan program. Next up: check cashing, payday and title loans, leg breaking
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