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headlines found matching 'God'
Mon May 21, 2018
(KATV Little Rock)
 
 
 
Act of God destroys faith-based pregnancy crisis center
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(The Week UK)
 
 
 
Churchivus, for the rest of us
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Man who wears dresses and flamboyantly fabulous hats proclaims his love of gay men
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Santa Fe church community reflects on Santa Fe shootings and arrives at the same sort of well-considered, intelligent, and productive solution at which you'd expect a church community to arrive
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Sun May 20, 2018
(ABC7 New York)
 
 
 
And the hard rabble of Fark felt their hearts grow 3 sizes that day. Well, a little bit anyway. OK, their hearts didn't grow at all, but this story made them a little, tiny bit less jaded about the world. They still got drunk later
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(WRAL)
 
 
 
As God as my witness, I thought diesels could run on liquid meth
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(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
Ten artists who have delivered B+, but never A, work. YOU TAKE THAT BACK ABOUT BILLY JOEL THE MAN IS A GOD. Also, Wilco is barely a D
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(NASA)
 
 
 
My god, it's full of stars
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Sat May 19, 2018
(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Some people turn to God to help with alcoholism, some to AA, this guy to a parrot
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Fri May 18, 2018
(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
Betsy DeVos wants public funding for private religious schools. Goddammit
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Thu May 17, 2018
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
An oral history of artificial intelligence, as told by its godfathers, gadflies, and Justin Trudeau
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
And on the sixth day, God said, Let the earth bring forth lizards that bleed lime green
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(The Oakland Press)
 
 
 
72% of atheists believe in God, don't know the meaning of words
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Tired of Southwest Airlines making headlines for all the wrong reasons, United steps in to reclaim its title. Actually, another passenger was nice and so was the flight attendant. We dipped into a good timeline
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Dolly Parton has two things, rather one thing, that has saved her marriage of 50 years
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Wed May 16, 2018
(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Vatican tells nuns to stop Tweeting so much
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Mon May 14, 2018
(Patheos)
 
 
 
Believe it or not, "Priest Says God Planted Corn Dog That Led to Return of Stolen Virgin Mary Statue" is not a religious mad-lib
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(YouTube)
 
Video
 
And you may ask yourself, "How is David Byrne already 66?" And you may ask yourself, "My God, can we wish him happy birthday?"
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Sun May 13, 2018
(Variety)
 
 
 
Family Guy renewed for a 16th season and... oh my god who the hell cares
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Sat May 12, 2018
(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
Stryper is still touring, understands why their Christian metal style is dissed by music critics, but really doesn't understand why Walmart and Christian chains won't carry their new "God Damn Evil" album because of filthy words in title
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
So whatever you wish that others would do to you, do also to them, for this is the Law and the Prophets. Matthew 7:12
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Fri May 11, 2018
(Politico)
 
 
 
Condi to Trump: for the love of God, leave this to the adults in the room
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(Variety)
 
 
 
Lucifer damned
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(Tech Crunch)
 
 
 
Klout, the company which scored your social media "influence" and rewarded you for it, is finally dead. Thank God
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Thu May 10, 2018
(NHL)
 
 
 
The Hockey Gods have smiled upon us & granted us a Johnny Sex Cup game 7. Will "A Word With Perd" get renewed for another round or will the Jets get extended stick time? May the goonjuice & bonus hockey be plentiful. Jets/Perds @ 8pm ET. SHUT UP, JT
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(Nerdist)
 
 
 
Disneyland's Loki gives a tour to a little girl dressed as Loki. Stay for the hug
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(Bleacher Report)
 
 
 
Trump once offered John McEnroe $1M to take on the Williams Sisters
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Wed May 09, 2018
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Shh. Be very quiet and crouch down behind this thicket as we observe the rarest of God's creatures: a question headline to which the answer is 'yes.'
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(CNN)
 
 
 
I believe... that in 2018 God changed his mind about the Boy Scouts
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Tue May 08, 2018
(Marie Claire)
 
 
 
Met Gala's theme is "Heavenly Bodies: Fashion and the Catholic Imagination" so naturally the celebrities are nearly naked. Thank God my 3rd grade teacher Sister Mary Francis didn't dress like that. Warning: slideshow
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Mon May 07, 2018
(The Week)
 
 
 
Goddamn I sure hope so
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(Belleville News-Democrat)
 
 
 
The end of the world is coming, so buy real estate from Jim Bakker
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(Boston.com)
 
 
 
2012: I swear to God, if I'm still working at this gas station when I'm 24 I'll set myself on fire
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Sun May 06, 2018
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Mother signs papers to take son off life support. Kid comes out of his coma. Talk about awkward conversations
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Sat May 05, 2018
(Patheos)
 
 
 
Franklin Graham in 1998 says Clinton's affairs "have public consequences." Franklin Graham in 2018 says Trump's affairs are "nobody's business." Obvious tag explodes from hypocrisy
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(WPTV)
 
 
 
It's not normal to find a credit card you think is a gift from God, use it to buy a plane ticket to Fark's favorite state, and then drive to Mar-a-Lago with the intention of smoking a joint with President Trump ... but on meth it is
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Thu May 03, 2018
(National Review)
 
 
 
An Open Letter to Evangelical Christians: "Soon enough, the 'need' to defend Trump will pass. He'll be gone from the American scene. Then, you'll stand in the wreckage of your own reputation and ask yourself, 'Was it worth it?'"
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Wed May 02, 2018
(ESPN)
 
 
 
We go to Game 2 of the Jazz-Rockets series. Can Utah be even Stevens with Houston? Or will the Rockets blast off to a 2-0 series lead? Who will score big? Tip-off is at 8:00 PM ET on TNT
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(Kotaku)
 
 
 
The new "God of War" game has an awesome "Avengers: Infinity War" easter egg (w/video)
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Mon April 30, 2018
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Workers claim Bain firings tied to age, medical conditions and the god-damned Batman
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Sat April 28, 2018
(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
Jim Bakker says God wants you to heed his warnings that the apocalypse is nigh and the only way to ensure your survival is buying one of Bakker's prepper buckets
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Fri April 27, 2018
(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
Come for the amazing Chris Pratt vocals, stay for the surprise center square. Presenting: The Marvel Bunch
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Thu April 26, 2018
(ABC7 Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Athletes take a knee and offend nobody
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(WTKR)
 
 
 
Baby kittens brought back to life after IHOP fire. Wait, wha-DAAAAW
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Wed April 25, 2018
(Fox 40 Sacramento)
 
 
 
"God the Father told me to kidnap your child." "Really? That's interesting, because my Mama said knock you out"
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(Fark)
 
 
 
As many times as I've seen it I never fail to marvel at how great 'The Godfather' is
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
My God, panda rape expert Tucker Carlson actually said something halfway intelligent
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(Patheos)
 
 
 
Waffle House shooter's mom is home school advocate who claims mass shootings are caused by a lack of God in public schools
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(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
Jim Bakker says God gave us two scientists who were going to cure cancer, but they were aborted as babies
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Tue April 24, 2018
(Ukkusiksalik National Park)
 
 
 
Who wants to go to Ukkusiksalik National Park or some other back-of-beyond Godforsaken corner of northern Canada? Important: read up on the "how not to be eaten by polar bears" guide, available from the Parks Canada website
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Cal Thomas has actually read his bible
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Thank God, the man bun is expected to die off this year
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Michael Flynn Jr says his dad didn't lie to Pence about his contacts with Russian ambassador Kislyak. That means Pence lied about it and the whole justification for firing Flynn is a lie. Or Jr.'s just talking out of his ass again. #PIZZAGATE
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Mon April 23, 2018
(Some Guy)
 
Video
 
Because normal mobile phone fishing games are too namby-pamby, Japan unveils "god-level" fishing game Fishing Strike for serious gamers only. Admire boobalicious babes, Satriani-esque guitar work, and great white sharks. Goddam
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
The FBI is struggling to find good hackers who aren't also potheads
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Sun April 22, 2018
(International Business Times)
 
 
 
Will The Man in Black find his answers? Will Maeve bring her reign of terror to other parts of the park? Will the architects pay the price for playing God? Will there be any Anthony Hopkins this season? Westworld season two premiere, 9pm ET on HBO
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Fri April 20, 2018
(Fox5 DC)
 
 
 
Starbucks: We need some good news, anyone have any ide....OH GOD
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Human beings hunting animals to extinction predates pollution, cities, written language, Abe Vigoda
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Wed April 18, 2018
(Patheos)
 
 
 
"Dear Mike Pompeo, Thank you so much for hating gay people. You have my full support. God bless. Sincerely, Franklin Graham
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
All we have to fear is fear itself... and snakes... and clowns
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Tennessee lawmakers move to punish treason... to the Confederacy
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Tue April 17, 2018
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Bryce Harper's bat died a hero last night. Godspeed, Wonderboy
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Mon April 16, 2018
(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
"Alex Jones Claims Attractive Women Tried to Date Him In High School To Convert Him To Satanism." The joke is that anyone attractive, or intelligent, would have spoken to him at all. How about no
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Thu April 12, 2018
(Christian Post)
 
 
 
The Christian Bestseller "The Boy Who Came Back From Heaven" has a sequel: "The Boy Who Sued A Publishing Company For Keeping All The Profits The Other Book Made, Which Was All Made Up Anyway"
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Tue April 10, 2018
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
Weeners
 
Fark-ready headline: Religious leader called Penis Baba 'pulls car 100ft using only his MANHOOD' while stunned crowds watch
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(Scientific American)
 
 
 
The number of Americans who are godless heathens is rising
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Mon April 09, 2018
(Bleacher Report)
 
 
 
Guy charged in a double-murder tells another guy he needs Jesus in his life
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(Splinter News)
 
 
 
Article on how to pay for real news. Or you just sign up for TotalFark and ascend to the Olympus of the news gods...because the path to information enlightenment goes through the squirrel's nutsack
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Prince Charles has admitted he may never fit into a pair of "budgie smugglers" again as he approaches his 70th birthday. God save the eye bleach
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Sun April 08, 2018
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
John Kelly was so fed up with Trump he threatened to quit, but then he realized just how the country would be even more screwed
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
What's it like in a Bible study group chock filled with liars and reprobates?
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Fri April 06, 2018
(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
Republicans outraged "Love, Simon" did not feature God's smiting of homosexuals
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Wed April 04, 2018
(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
Will Julia become a god? What evil lurks in the Castle at the End of the World? Will we see more interspecies romance and cursing bunnies? It's The Magicians season finale discussion. The magic begins at 9pm on SyFy
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(Patheos)
 
 
 
Dead-ant. Dead-ant. Dead-ant, Dead-ant dead-ant dead-ant dead-ant. Pastor claims to have revived dead ant
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(Salon)
 
 
 
Donald Trump - Defender of Christian America. well, Christ DID hang out with a lot of hookers, so there's at least ONE similarity
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Tue April 03, 2018
(PopCulture)
 
 
 
Jared sues judge and prosecutors for 11.4 million footlongs in damages
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Mon April 02, 2018
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
God as my witness, I thought SUVs could fly
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
I still don't know what a Bieber is, but apparently it was born again over the weekend
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Fox News must be running with the bullshiat "caravan" story again this morning
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Sun April 01, 2018
(Salon)
 
 
 
Jesus Christ, it's a live-action adaptation of Jesus Christ Superstar starring John Legend as the Son of God. How many botched lines will there be? Will audiences suffer for what seems like 40 days and nights? The suffering begins at 8pm ET on NBC
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Sat March 31, 2018
(Fox5 DC)
 
 
 
Taking the Plunge, literally
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(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
Jim Bakker calls Trump God's latest test of our faith
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Fri March 30, 2018
(CNN)
 
 
 
Clueless candidate withdraws from congressional race
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Thu March 29, 2018
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
The Eruption of the Eldgja Volcano in Iceland may have played a key role in convincing a lot of Viking motherfarkers they needed some Jesus
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(Syfy)
 
 
 
From Ghidorah to Mechagodzilla to the Mothra Twins, here are 5 silly Toho monster moments we hope the new Godzilla movies keep
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(CNSNews)
 
 
 
Pope declares there is no hell. Next he will be farking with the Easter Bunny. At least one Farker is off the hook
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Tammy Duckworth demonstrates why you shouldn't make fun of her legs
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(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
"Jesus advocated for the Second Amendment"
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Wed March 28, 2018
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Dutch schoolteacher who saved hundreds of Jewish children during Holocaust dies at 107. We could really use more people like him today. Godspeed sir
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
CNN host quotes the Bible at evangelical Rick Santorum and calls out his complete hypocrisy for continuing to claim piety while supporting Trump and his profound lack of morals or ethics
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Tue March 27, 2018
(Northwest Indiana Times)
 
 
 
Women in Indiana: Thank god Mike Pence is gone. Now we can finally have some common sense laws again. Indiana: Hold my beer
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Sun March 25, 2018
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Recently discovered journal uncovers yet another brave female pilot who, despite also being deaf and blind, also managed to be killed by the Nazis, becoming the bravest woman ever, and going on to become Shirley Temple, or possibly Eleanor Roosevelt
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(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
Sweet Baby Jesus, some people are easily offended
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Sister Jean down to hang with Sir Charles. God not only obviously wants Loyola to win the whole thing this year, God also shows off a wicked sense of humor
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Sat March 24, 2018
(Atlanta Journal Constitution)
 
 
 
Eager to prove to your kids that God is real? There are better ways to do that than sending them to meet him
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Fri March 23, 2018
(Atlanta Journal Constitution)
 
 
 
Former senator Zell Miller challenges God to a duel
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Thu March 22, 2018
(5 News Fayetteville)
 
 
 
Arkansas mental hospital psychologist decides to Harley Quinn roleplay with patient
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(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
Direct to DVD, one assumes
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Tennessee lawmakers pass bill requiring public schools to post 'In God We Trust' motto. Better than the old one 'Third cousins are okay'
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Wed March 21, 2018
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
George Nader was given immunity for his testimony and oh god, I need a towel
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(WCAX Vermont)
 
 
 
What the fridge? NH Lottery Commission replaces "Luck Yeah" ad campaign because the original phrase sounded like profanity. Shut the front door. Get the fudge out. God bless America
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(Patheos)
 
 
 
US Navy rejects humanist chaplains due to their lack of belief in god. Next up: banning non-stamp collecting as a hobby, claiming that bald is a haircut
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Tue March 20, 2018
(NPR)
 
 
 
Republican lawmakers explain that Mueller is so strong, such a big, strong, strapping man and his build. Oh my God, his build. Look at how he stands there. Like a wall. Mmm. Anyway, surely a man like that doesn't need laws protecting him from Trump
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(SacBee)
 
 
 
Man files class-action consumer suit after being shocked to discover Olympia beer is nasty crap made from SoCal tap water rather than nectar of gods made from pure Mt. Rainier snowmelt. Wait until he learns truth about Bud's "beechwood aging" process
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Yet another school shooting, and what does Trump tweet about?
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(Ledger-Enquirer)
 
 
 
News anchor arrested after being accused of assaulting her son because he didn't believe in God. But the real story is SHE'S BEEN WEARING A WIG ALL THIS TIME???
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Mon March 19, 2018
(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
Stephen Hawking was a demon sent here to battle Billy Graham. Seriously. That's what it says
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(Shareblue Media)
 
 
 
Ty Cobb: Oh god. Oh god. Shut up, just shut the f*ck up, Dowd. Christ, this is bad. Has the Big Man had his Big Mac yet? No? Oh thank Putin, this hasn't gotten wors-*checks Twitter* SONOFABI-
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Inertia is just God's way of checking how good your auto insurance is
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Sat March 17, 2018
(The Sun (Ireland))
 
 
 
Leprechauns are real ya know, just ask Ireland's only leprechaun whisperer who talks to the 'little people' all the time
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(PC Magazine)
 
 
 
Family Guy will be commercial free on Sunday, thanks to Sony and God of War
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Thu March 15, 2018
(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
All those high school students protesting lax gun laws are a sign of "God's judgment against America"
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(That Eric Alper)
 
 
 
As God as my witness, someone created a spreadsheet of all the songs ever played on WKRP in Cincinnati
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Wed March 14, 2018
(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
Hillary turned me into a newt. But I got better
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Tue March 13, 2018
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Trump-endorsed candidate in Pennsylvania Rick Saccone, down 6% in the polls with voting today, throws a Hail Mary and says anyone who doesn't support him hates Trump, the U.S. and God
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
God busy auditing the accounts from the Bookkeeper of Auschwitz
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Mon March 12, 2018
(Pix11)
 
 
 
Floyd Carter Sr., one of the remaining Tuskegee Airmen who received the Medal of Honor and also flew during the Korean and Vietnam wars has died. He also served in the NYPD for 27 years. Godspeed sir
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Sun March 11, 2018
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Helicopter crashes into New York City's East River. Amateur video of the crash in the link
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Apocalyptic sex cult, limited time to join
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(Tech Times)
 
 
 
Gouging your own eyes out as a personal sacrifice to free trapped spirits and allow them to pass to the afterlife isn't normal. On meth however
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Sat March 10, 2018
(NYPost)
 
 
 
NYC: Look, we need to make more room for hedge fund gods and hipsters, so we're just going to dump you poors upstate, kthxbye
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Fri March 09, 2018
(Vice)
 
 
 
#poopwatch ends as suspect gets some relief
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(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
Christian conservative warns that God could destroy America because of Grinding Nemo
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Thu March 08, 2018
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Godspeed to this Russian official who will have a terrible accident by the time this goes green
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Wed March 07, 2018
(AP News)
 
 
 
My God, it's full of pepperoni
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(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
🎶 I'll be the roundabout, The words will make you out 'n' out, I spend the day your way 🎶
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(Jezebel)
 
 
 
One of the only things that would ever make all Farkers leave their basements and march might happen in Rhode Island: $20 to access porn. May God have mercy on their souls
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
GOP: Mississippi? Goddamn
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Tue March 06, 2018
(AZ Capitol Times)
 
 
 
"God enriches." There. Now all our school problems will go away
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
"Fortunately, Nick is not entirely human," said Gaiman. Nick Offerman joins cast of 'Good Omens'
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(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
And you may ask yourself, "Why didn't I collaborate with women on my new album?" And you may find yourself saying, "My God, what have I done?" And you may find yourself apologizing to everyone for it
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Mon March 05, 2018
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Irish granny has "a go at some sledging" which is A) a new slang term for downing tequila shots, B) freebasing the latest street drug to hit Dublin, C) absolutely adorable
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Fri March 02, 2018
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Either Diablo 3 is coming to the Switch, or Blizzard is about to release the most terrifying nightlight ever
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(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
And you may ask yourself, "can I listen to David Byrne's new solo album for free?" And you may hear NME say, "my god, click here"
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(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
Evangelical Republicans desperate to protect Trump from himself have gathered in a D.C. area hotel to cast spells and use necromancy to defeat the anti-christ and save the nation. And that's not even the strangest thing to happen this week
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Thu March 01, 2018
(LA Times)
 
 
 
"The Faith of Donald J. Trump: A Spiritual Biography.". Bound in 2 Corinthian leather, twice. It will grab you by the
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
John Kelly tells ABC News God punished him by making him Chief of Staff, he misses his job at Homeland Security, sighs and hangs his head at the mention of his current job, and appears to pray for death multiple times
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Wed February 28, 2018
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Oprah, who wanted to run for President, then didn't want to run, may want to run again but ONLY if God gives her a sign. Michele Bachmann unavailable for comment
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Maplin has gone into "Administration", which is the polite British way of saying "Oh God we've become Radioshack"
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(C-SPAN)
 
 
 
Godzilla is here with a Heart Full of Black. It's More Than a Feeling that I Wanna Be Sedated. Will the press Bark at the Moon or find Higher Ground? No One Knows. This is YOUR WH Press Briefing (LGT C-SPAN @ 1400'ish)
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Tue February 27, 2018
(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
"Emptiness is loneliness, and loneliness is cleanliness, and cleanliness is godliness, and God is empty, just like thousands of seats for the upcoming Smashing Pumpkins reunion tour"
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Mon February 26, 2018
(Patheos)
 
 
 
There are good reasons why God allows mass murders of schoolchildren. Well, in America, anyway
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(CNN)
 
 
 
"It's better to be an atheist than a bad Christian" says noted critic of those who practice false religion A: Penn Jillette? B: Richard Dawkins? or C: Pope Francis?
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(Time)
 
 
 
Evangelical preacher discusses why guns are the furthest thing from Christian
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Fri February 23, 2018
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
If you are wondering why Manafort hasn't flipped yet, it may be because he's figured out that life in prison in the U.S. is preferable to being a free man who ripped off $20 million from a Russian oligarch who is also a godfather in the Russian mafia
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(5 News Fayetteville)
 
 
 
Man learns to use robotic arm controlled by his thoughts, now learning to deal with chafing
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Dana Loesch packs extra "pannies" in case she accidentally drops a smelly Loesch in her pants
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Thu February 22, 2018
(Twitter)
 
 
 
The NRA's Wayne LaPierre today at CPAC: The right to bear arms is "not bestowed by man but granted by God to all Americans as our American birthright"
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
It's time for another exciting round of NRA hate bingo
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Trump says the fake media was wrong in reporting that he wants to arm teachers. He actually wants to arm teachers. Big difference
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Wed February 21, 2018
(Patheos)
 
 
 
Florida state house responds to school shooting by A: Hiring more armed guards? B: Passing more funding for better security? or C: Forcing schools to post "In God We Trust" signs?
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
New Comics (2/21): Comics about Mata Hari, Pumpkinhead, Birdman, Batman investigating a war between Celtic gods and the Fairy Folk....it's a weirder week than usual
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Sun February 18, 2018
(NW Florida Daily News)
 
 
 
Having solved all their issues with guns in school, the Florida Legislature moves to put "God" in schools
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Sat February 17, 2018
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Where is your God now? Not in iOS 11.2.5
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Thu February 15, 2018
(Patheos)
 
 
 
Christian radio host: "God could have prevented this, if only He had known it was going to happen." God unavailable for comment for some inexplicable reason
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(AL.com)
 
 
 
So because of one lady who said "you shall not pass," there was only one mass shooting yesterday
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Sebastian Janikowski will no longer be a part of the Raider Nation anymore
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Wed February 14, 2018
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
A YouTuber who claimed being vegan cured her cancer has died from cancer
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Life imitates SNL: On "Fox and Friends," Brian Killmeade said, "Well, she's Jewish, isn't she?" in response to Tomi Lahren attacking Joy Behar for "mocking" Pence's faith, only to have to cut in seconds later to admit Behar is, in fact, Roman Catholic
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Tue February 13, 2018
(CBS Pittsburgh)
 
 
 
Pastor says nothing weird was going on with the bound, naked man in his car
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(CNN)
 
 
 
"Mercedes has been a godsend ... Every time there is a void because there is some craziness going on, Mercy's always there to be the leader of the team" "Otherwise, we'd all be chickens with our heads cut off, just running around rudderless"
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Mon February 12, 2018
(MSN)
 
 
 
Former KKK leader finds God and now is a security chief at a black church. 'Brother, where there's God's grace, there is no race.'
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Sun February 11, 2018
(The News Enterprise)
 
 
 
Stop me if you've heard this one before: Woman leads police on a high speed chase because she is on her way to pick up baby Jesus and has authority from God
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Sat February 10, 2018
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Melania Trump would not move into White House until evil spirits were removed. Personally, I'd take evil spirits over creepy lowlife conservatives who like to punch their wives
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
John Kelly may resign this weekend
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Wed February 07, 2018
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Tony Dungy under fire for saying Foles played well because he's Christian and that God hates the Patriots
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(Salon)
 
 
 
Actress Diane Neal of Law and Order is running for Congress. Can't be any worse than that moron from The Apprentice
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Tue February 06, 2018
(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
"Moneyball"-era Oakland A's outfielder/MLB Network host Eric Byrnes graphically recreates all those times he sacked Tom Brady back in the South Bay's Western Catholic Athletic League. This is what happens to Gridiron Gods who lose to the Eagles
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Mon February 05, 2018
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
God won't return Michele Bachmann's calls, so she won't run for Franken's seat
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(Scotsman)
 
 
 
Originals of Final Fantasy and Donkey Kong 64 worth "thousands". In other news: WHY GOD WHY DID I SELL MY OLD COPIES FOR NEXT TO NOTHING
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(CBS 46 Atlanta)
 
 
 
High school senior donates kidney to her grandfather after she turns 18. "Watching papa just be on the transplant list for the past six years has been super hard. We've always been really close"
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(The Drum)
 
 
 
Spamming the Internet with ads disguised as information only loses marketers millions every year. "Content marketers" -- we award you no points, and may God have mercy on your souls
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Sun February 04, 2018
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
"Christian" Blogger: Yoga was designed to cause a 'Demonic Trance'. Rest Of The World: Are you a complete moran, or are there some pieces missing? BONUS: Links to his Twitter Page
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(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
Let's disassemble a Tesla 3 to see how carefully it's made -- Oh, dear God
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Sat February 03, 2018
(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Why? Why? For the love of God, WHY?
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(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
1 in 4 Americans believe God will listen to their prayers and not those loser fans' prayers
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
#YoMemoJokes is trending on Twitter, with examples like "Yo Memo is so dumb it's co-hosting Fox & Friends" and "Yo memo bombed so hard, Isis claimed responsibility." You know what to do, Fark
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Fri February 02, 2018
(Local10 WPLG)
 
 
 
I'm not dying?
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(The Morning Call)
 
 
 
Nick Foles plans to become a pastor after football. Will practice Sunday by exclaiming "Jesus Christ" and "Dear God" at least a hundred times
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
US stock indexes continue downward spiral for worst week in 2 years because of: A) Trump's first SOTU; B) Trump releasing partisan memo; or C) God answering our prayers
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(Wimp)
 
 
 
The cutest creature God made when he got stoned
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Thu February 01, 2018
(WKRG Mobile)
 
 
 
10-year-old boy suffers severe allergic reaction to antibiotic, loses all skin, eyes. While unresponsive for 45 minutes, says he saw man in white robe standing in room. Was it God, Jesus, an angel? Who cares? Kid's blind. GoFundMe link in story
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
I'M ERIC says Democrats must applaud Trump if they love Jesus and be united under god. Because mindless obedience to authoritarian theocracy is what's going to Make America Great Again
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Just a typical day at Goddard Space Flight Center: Tracking satellites, developing Mars landers, uncovering one of the world's premier sets of dinosaur tracks
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Wed January 31, 2018
(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
...just like Islam and Christianity?
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
NFL players are unanimous in their hate of Thursday Night Football, so the NFL has decided to scrap it. Just kidding, they signed a new deal with FOX until 2022. Goddell says, "The players are unanimous in their love of the 10 days off afterwards"
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Tue January 30, 2018
(The Intercept)
 
 
 
Douchebag pro-life centrist Democratic representative will likely win reelection because... the AFL-CIO still supports him despite his stance against raising the minimum wage to $15/hr over the next 7 yrs. GOD DAMNIT I WANT OUT OF THIS SIMULATION
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(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
50 Shades of Christ Darker
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(International Business Times)
 
 
 
Shockingly, gay man who married straight woman to uphold Mormon values getting divorced
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Trump was pissed on the way to Davos because the DOJ was doing their goddamn jobs. Seriously
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Sun January 28, 2018
(TreeHugger)
 
 
 
Entrepreneur grows mushrooms inside the very restaurant where they will be paired with melting chimera hearts dipped in the primal soup swirling inside the emerald goblet of the elder god Kthanid
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Sat January 27, 2018
(Metro)
 
 
 
Woman gets frostbite after wearing a mini-skirt in subzero temperatures
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Fri January 26, 2018
(WTAE)
 
 
 
14-year-old kid threatens to harm classmates, so as a precautionary measure, they search his room and find a semiautomatic rifle, shotgun, two lever-action rifles, machetes, throwing knives, a revolver, and a crossbow with arrows. The aristocrats
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(Fox 17 Nashville)
 
 
 
Google, is there anyone you can't identify? Jesus Christ
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Scaramucci has lost his goddamned mind
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Thu January 25, 2018
(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
Actress hides under desk during audition saying "Oh my god, you're a freak," but it has nothing to do with sex stuff this time
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(The Tennessean)
 
 
 
And the latest sexual misconduct allegations are brought against...(spins wheel)... the Southern Baptist Convention
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Wed January 24, 2018
(C-SPAN)
 
 
 
Nashandra seeks her place upon the Throne of Want. Can the souls beneath her use the Wrath of the Gods to stop her, or is her dark magic too powerful? Find out at 2:00 PM EST
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(KIRO-7 Seattle)
 
 
 
Elementary school P. E. teacher in jail after threatening to murder every kid in school, possibly by making them climb that goddamn rope in gym class
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(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
Florida schools could be forced to display 'In God we Trust' under new bill, because apparently the ACLU and the Supreme Court haven't been seeing each other enough lately
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Tue January 23, 2018
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Oklahoma State Sen. Nathan Dahm (R-Broken Brain) wants to reclassify all wildlife in the state as the property of "Almighty God", so if you hit a deer the state isn't liable
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Mon January 22, 2018
(AL.com)
 
 
 
The strange case of the Florida expat who became an Alabama stay-at-home mom running a subscription-only adult website. (w/SFW pics)
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