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Tue May 11, 2021
(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
The last time I saw a police cruiser wreck this ridiculous, it involved two guys in suits and sunglasses claiming to be on a mission from God
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(KSDK St. Louis)
 
 
 
And fark this highway in particular
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Sun May 09, 2021
(Twitter)
 
 
 
That high suspension bridge with glass panels in China? Strong winds blew out the glass panels stranding some of the vistors
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Fri May 07, 2021
(CBS News)
 
 
 
The NRA's Person of the Week is a plucky little twelve year old girl from Rigby Idaho who is doing her part to smash that "glass ceiling" by showing that girls can be school shooters too
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(Channel News Asia)
 
 
 
Australian zoo welcomes ugly-ass rare echidna puggle without the need for antivenin, body armor, glass walls, or laser pistols
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Thu May 06, 2021
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
"Random close packing or jamming of spheres in a container" does not involve your mom in this particular instance. Maybe
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Mon May 03, 2021
(Chron)
 
 
 
Scientists say aliens could be using The Sun to communicate, MIB unavailable for comment
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Fri April 30, 2021
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Do you hate having to take long walks from the bathtub to the kitchen because you forgot your glass of wine? If so, do I have the apartment for you. And it's just $2,500 a month
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Thu April 29, 2021
(People Magazine)
 
 
 
Don Jr. buys his girlfriend a mansion near Mar-A-Lago and plans to furnish it with only glass tables
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Wed April 28, 2021
(Readers' Digest)
 
 
 
Can you guess the 6 steps to cleaning inside car windows, all by yourself? Compare your score with your friends and family. For even more fun, save this article in your glove box. Try out its handy hints with your own car, or rent one for practice
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Tue April 27, 2021
(AsiaOne)
 
 
 
Restaurant mocks commenter for leaving passionately negative review over glass-of-water incident from three years ago. "We are amazed you kept that emotion for so long"
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
500 couples from around the world time how long sex lasts using a stopwatch. Subby would have participated but no one offered an hourglass
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Mon April 26, 2021
(The Art Newspaper)
 
 
 
'Hurrah, it's leprosy' - Decoding the grisly tales in Canterbury Cathedral's stained-glass windows. Next up: Spotted dick
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Sat April 24, 2021
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
And now we know what the opposite of Johnny Cash is
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Fri April 23, 2021
(CNN)
 
 
 
Is cocktail smoking worth it? It seems like a lot more effort than just drinking it, so probably no
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Thu April 22, 2021
(American Chemical Society)
 
 
 
They found a way to use their grant money to drink beer, that's gotta be a heartfelt hero tag
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(Sad and Useless)
 
 
 
Warning: Remove all shatter-prone glass from your area before viewing these operatic-SQUEE-inducing kittahs
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Wed April 21, 2021
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
When calling DC "corrupt" and "crime-ridden" maybe don't have a Congressman from Louisiana be the guy making those claims. People in glass houses and all
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(We Are Central PA)
 
 
 
The latest thing waiting to kill you in your own home? Glass shower doors. The explody kind
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Mon April 19, 2021
(The Hill)
 
 
 
How about a tall cold glass of go fark yourself Marjorie
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Sat April 17, 2021
(Eat This Not That)
 
 
 
Because if there is one thing we have learned, it's that drinking alcohol boosts our memory
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Thu April 15, 2021
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Subby just got called a Farking liar by 'Federal Reserve Law Enforcement' who then hung up on him. So Subby's used Al should be High Glass or Homer next time?
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(My Modern Metropolis)
 
 
 
It Came From Below... the assault of adorable pet photos taken from beneath a glass table, that is
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(AutoBlog)
 
 
 
The new Hyundai Staria van: check out Dat glAss. Also, the limousine's roof is full of stars with a 25" monitor. Not for you, Murica, you can keep your lifted pickup trucks + nutz
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Wed April 14, 2021
(NPR)
 
 
 
No charges will be filed against officer who fatally shot demonstrator
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Tue April 13, 2021
(We Are Central PA)
 
 
 
Man escapes from hospital, steals a truck, holds relatives at gunpoint, gets arrested, writes country song
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
♬ Oh they boo and they hiss and they holler at me, Just because it's a ball and I call it strike three, I'm not wearing my glasses so how can I see, Nobody loves the ump, except the judge in my defamation lawsuit against a former player
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(LiveJournal)
 
 
 
Photoshop this glass of wine
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Fri April 09, 2021
(New Zealand Herald)
 
 
 
Instagram model threatens to blow up airplane after being told she needed to pay for her glass of wine
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Thu April 01, 2021
(Daily Star)
 
 
 
SpaceX new sightseeing Dragon's will sport an all glass bubble canopy to allow space tourists a 360 degree view of space (possible nsfw content on page)
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Tue March 30, 2021
(KIRO-7 Seattle)
 
 
 
Please note: if you have to google 'How to make Molotov Cocktails' you're probably not responsible enough to actually handle them
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Sat March 27, 2021
(L'OFFICIEL)
 
 
 
Inspired by famous divas of the 70s, fashion designers are bringing back huge sunglasses. In related news, one-hit wonders of the 80s still wearing sunglasses at night
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(KFOR Oklahoma City)
 
 
 
Missed it by that much
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Thu March 25, 2021
(We Are Central PA)
 
 
 
Offering a minor family member cigarettes, alcoholic beverages, and methamphetamine is a good way to get police to find that pipe bomb on your dresser. So don't, mm-kay?
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
A major paparazzi agency declares bankruptcy thanks to COVID-19 and massive litigation. You could say... *puts on sunglasses*... they won't be making a splash for a long time
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Sun March 21, 2021
(Lifehacker)
 
 
 
Want to make your mint julep really stand out? Add in some maple syrup, of course. Duh, everyone knows that
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Tue March 16, 2021
(Drone DJ)
 
 
 
What the cops really need is a SWAT drone that can break through windows using its 30,000 rpm spinning blade with tungsten teeth
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(Drone DJ)
 
 
 
What the cops really need is a SWAT drone that can break through windows using its 30,000 rpm spinning blade with tungsten teeth
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Mon March 15, 2021
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Dear Miss Manners: I was eating at a buffet and someone told a funny joke, which caused me to spray red wine on the food. People who eat at buffets deserve this, right?
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Thu March 11, 2021
(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
DuckTales to become an Ira Glass podcast
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Tue March 09, 2021
(Some Lugosi)
 
 
 
"Listen to them, the children of the night. What music they make"
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(Live Science)
 
 
 
Scientists have identified the 19th form of water ice. Farkers wonder how to get it into a rocks glass
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Sat March 06, 2021
(UPI)
 
 
 
Large turkey angry over tooth fairy money
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(UPI)
 
 
 
Large turkey angry over tooth fairy money
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Fri March 05, 2021
(TMZ)
 
 
 
Norwegian DJ Kygo hires helicopter to have concert on the summit of Norway's Sunnmore Alps. Seems like an awful lot of effort just to hit play on iTunes
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Thu March 04, 2021
(Oddity Central)
 
 
 
Proving that air suckers are born every day, UK company sells bottled fresh air for over $100 a bottle of the finest coastal air in all of Cornwall
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Wed March 03, 2021
(Delish.com)
 
 
 
Your scientists were so preoccupied with whether or not they could, they didn't stop to think if they should
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Tue March 02, 2021
(Anchorage Daily News)
 
 
 
Dear workplace coach: Our employees are drinking while working from home. What can we do to eliminate their last coping mechanism and destroy any shred of happiness?
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(Fox 43 Pennsylvania)
 
 
 
There is no evidence to suggest that people who wear glasses are less likely to develop COVID-19, so no nerd immunity here
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Mon March 01, 2021
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
It's been a couple of weeks due to work and family priorities, so let's catch up and talk laser cutting in this Fark Maker Monday Thread. This week's link goes to the updated 40W desktop engraver/cutter
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(Vintage Everyday)
 
 
 
Let's take a road-trip through time & space with these postcards of 60's downtown American. Meet you at the malt shop, fellow travelers
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Fri February 26, 2021
(Nerdist)
 
 
 
A contest is offering $250k to people with a proven superpower. Nice try Senator Kelly, but you won't catch me that easy - SubbyMan
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Vandals decapitate a fiberglass statue of a horse, running off with its head. Don Corleone to make an offer they can't refuse
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(Messy Nessy Chic)
 
 
 
Glass houses, yellow submarines and Jacobin pigeons: a curiously weird rabbit hole to dive into
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(Buzzfeed News)
 
 
 
Facebook's forthcoming smart glasses might have a feature to help you recognize your friends, Sarah Connor
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Thu February 25, 2021
(6ABC Philadelphia)
 
 
 
Target now offering drive-in pickup
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Stephen Miller says President Biden's immigration policies are cruel and inhumane. We're through the looking glass, people
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Wed February 24, 2021
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Chinese court rules a woman's housework is worth $128 a month as long as she stays in the kitchen and keeps that glass ceiling spotless
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Oops, forgot to open up that great bottle of wine so it can breathe before service? Just toss it in the blender. And hey, at this point you may as well add a banana and some ice cubes
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(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
In Cinderella, the fairy godmother's magical clothes all disappear at midnight, but the glass slipper doesn't vanish. Totally fake
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(Fox 40 Sacramento)
 
 
 
'bringg kids bacc': Vandals target school board members, leave note, don't use spell checker
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Mon February 22, 2021
(CTV News)
 
 
 
Another example of why trying to put out a flame with water may not be such a good idea. "But it was just a damned candle, FFS"
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Sun February 21, 2021
(Independent)
 
 
 
Do you wear eyeglasses? New study says you are three times less likely to catch the coronavirus. Lucky nerd
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Fri February 19, 2021
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
'We deeply apologize for causing inconvenience to customers due to the omission of glass barrier coatings ... in some areas of the women's sauna'
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Thu February 18, 2021
(The Sun (Ireland))
 
 
 
How pouring the perfect pint of Guinness evolved from the 1900s to today's iconic method being used by Irish publicans. The article is interesting but still will not get you a towel
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Wed February 17, 2021
(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
A lawsuit about how much beer should go into a glass, gives judge license to fit as many puns as he could into his judgement
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Tue February 16, 2021
(WKBN Youngstown)
 
 
 
Violent gang damages houses and breaks into homes in city-wide crime spree
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(WKBN Youngstown)
 
 
 
Violent gang damages houses and breaks into homes in city-wide crime spree
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Fri February 12, 2021
(UPI)
 
 
 
Utah man stops over at relative's house, finds a lonely cougar. Surprisingly not a pornhub plot
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Thu February 11, 2021
(Irish Post US)
 
 
 
How to make a McDonald's Shamrock Shake at home, courtesy of the Irish Post
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Wed February 10, 2021
(Politico)
 
 
 
Norm Eisen is definitely a glass half full type of guy
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Tue February 09, 2021
(Louder Sound)
 
 
 
Alan Parsons and the Three Laws of Robotics
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Grandfather of the Year candidate gets three years probation for killing his granddaughter
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Sun February 07, 2021
(CBC)
 
 
 
Scientists develop a cheap procedure to make wood transparent that doesn't involve dirty movies
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Fri February 05, 2021
(Eat This Not That)
 
 
 
Optimistic people suffer 15% longer, those poor souls
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Thu February 04, 2021
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Like sands through the hourglass, so must Shell Oil's profits hit a 20-year low
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Wed February 03, 2021
(Curbed)
 
 
 
Who cares if the Chrysler Building will be overwhelmed by the new 1,646 tower across the street? It's replacing a black glass prism, polished with golden trim, building renovated by Florida Man in the 1970s
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
"A new way?" This implies there's at least one more
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(The Takeout)
 
 
 
Have you ever wondered why you can't drink a big glass of creamy half-and-half? They should have called it "3% Milk"
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Tue February 02, 2021
(NJ.com)
 
 
 
2020 meet 2021. Ghost train tracks suddenly appear on beaches
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Fri January 29, 2021
(Gallup)
 
 
 
We are now through the looking glass US citizens, new Gallup Poll says Congress's job approval has improved by 10 points
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(Q13 Fox)
 
 
 
Things to put in the recycling bin: Plastic containers, cardboard, glass bottles, aluminum cans. Things to NOT put in the recycling bin: Pizza boxes, light bulbs, ceramics, human bodies
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Wed January 27, 2021
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
If you're going to mess around on a dating app while you're literally on a first date with someone, be sure to wear glasses with non-reflective lenses
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Tue January 26, 2021
(Atlanta Journal Constitution)
 
 
 
Eat mor chikin. Brayk mor windoze
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Mon January 25, 2021
(Laughing Squid)
 
 
 
People who live in glass houses....have great imaginations
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(TimeOut)
 
 
 
Architect reveals plans for NYC skyscraper that...no. Just no. That's farking hideous, like a moldy sandwich on its side
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Thu January 21, 2021
(Missoulian)
 
 
 
Bureau of Land Management transfers 5800 acres of land to Montana as payment of debt from 1889, throws in some dirigibles, opera glasses, velocipedes to sweeten deal
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Wed January 20, 2021
(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
The best way to keep your car from being stolen is to drive a stick. Because only those with honor can drive a stick, and car thieves are without honor
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Tue January 19, 2021
(WBTW Myrtle Beach)
 
 
 
Couple accused of having sex on Myrtle Beach Skywheel ride and in community pool to make porn videos will go far in that industry
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(UPI)
 
 
 
News: Woman narrowly avoids injury in her bathroom. Fark: Because a swan crashed through the window
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(UPI)
 
 
 
News: Woman narrowly avoids injury in her bathroom. Fark: Because a swan crashed through the window
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(SoraNews24)
 
 
 
Cylon Defensive Measure stops robbers from stealing store's cash from register
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Sat January 16, 2021
(We Are Central PA)
 
 
 
Hot Pockets recalled, and not fondly
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(Fox Business)
 
 
 
Can you smell what The Rock is selling?
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Fri January 15, 2021
(Fox 2 St. Louis)
 
 
 
'If it explodes, I guess this is where God meant me to go'
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Man found driving with pants down, axe in backseat, and window smashed convicted of drunk driving, not utilizing the Freebird rule
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Man found driving with pants down, axe in backseat, and window smashed convicted of drunk driving, not utilizing the Freebird rule
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Thu January 14, 2021
(Food and Wine)
 
 
 
This is the outside-the-box thinking we need more of
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(WHDH Boston)
 
 
 
Masshole makes a mass hole
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