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Fri July 03, 2020
(WGN Radio)
 
 
 
It's a 106 miles to Chicago, we've got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes; it's dark and we're wearing sunglasses, and we'll have to quarantine for two weeks. Hit it
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Not enough toppings on your pizza? That's a shootin'
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Thu July 02, 2020
(Food and Wine)
 
 
 
Too weak for a glass bottle but too hoity and/or toity for boxed wine? Have we got the grape for you
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(Food and Wine)
 
 
 
Too weak for a glass bottle but too hoity and/or toity for boxed wine? Have we got the grape for you
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Wed July 01, 2020
(The Verge)
 
 
 
If at first you don't succeed, Google Glass 2.0
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Tue June 30, 2020
(Politicus USA)
 
 
 
☑ walk down a ramp. ☑ drink a glass of water. ☑ reads. Trump 2020
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(Liverpool Echo)
 
 
 
Signs you might need some help with your alcohol problem is when you feel the need to 'finish off the wine' after crashing your car as the police arrive
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Mon June 29, 2020
(Venture Beat)
 
 
 
Facebook unveils a pair of holographic glasses, CONSUME CONFORM DO NOT QUESTION AUTHORITY
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(National Review)
 
 
 
What would Frederick Douglass do about D.C. Statehood? He'd probably agree that capital's residents should become residents of a new Maryland county named after himself
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Fri June 26, 2020
(Food and Wine)
 
 
 
Pouch wine will get you through summer quarantine, breakfast
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this glass wall (challenge: no MJ)
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Wed June 24, 2020
(CBS News)
 
 
 
Madison protesters surround and beat openly gay senator after decapitating statue of abolitionist killed fighting for the Union. Even The Onion can't keep up with this news cycle
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Tue June 23, 2020
(KHOU Houston)
 
 
 
"Other officers arrived on scene to investigate and said Hogue had glassy eyes and slightly slurred speech. While questioning him, Hogue allegedly admitted to drinking seven glasses of a whiskey-beer mixture before going on duty"
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(WAFF Huntsville)
 
 
 
Cops install donated storm door for 98-year-old WWII vet after his previous door glass was shattered. Come for warmth of selfless deed; stay for vet's freaky girlfriend
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Sun June 21, 2020
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
"When Greg Glassman resigned as CEO CrossFit, people who have worked there were surprised that his downfall was tied to accusations of racism. They had assumed that the reason would be routine and rampant sexual harassment"
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Sat June 20, 2020
(YouTube)
 
 
 
This timelapse of a glass of tomato juice rotting is the perfect antidote to today's news cycle. Enjoy
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Fri June 19, 2020
(Page Six)
 
 
 
Lisa Rinna wears nothing but sunglasses in naked photoshoot and I could have stopped after the word nothing, right? Certainly after naked. So any plans for Father's Day weekend? [NSFW]
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Trump has been training hard for the debates against Joe Biden. By September he may even be able to lift a glass of water with one hand
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Thu June 18, 2020
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
First Hitler, now this half-naked bus attack. It's a troubling country
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Thursday. Raise a glass to celebrate the DACA win at SCOTUS during the MSNBC primetime thread, starting at 8PM Eastern
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Tue June 16, 2020
(WBIR Knoxville)
 
 
 
A guest "opting not to comply with posted rules of 'no running, jumping, or bouncing'" on the bridge attempted a baseball-style slide across the glass and chipped it with a metal object on their clothes"
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Sure we can get a dog but is this actually a dry run for a baby?
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Sat June 13, 2020
(Daily Kos)
 
 
 
Why does Donald Trump drink a glass of water with two hands? (w/West Point video)
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Fri June 12, 2020
(KFOR Oklahoma City)
 
 
 
Wrong chicken tender order leads to customers shattering front glass of Sonic. There was no gunplay or nudity, so that rules out Florida
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(Wired)
 
 
 
Anyone with a laptop and less than $1000 of gear can now listen to a room 100s of feet away in real-time by observing the tiny vibrations those sounds create on the glass surface of a light bulb inside. Wanna-be spies and stalkers alike rejoice
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Thu June 11, 2020
(CBC)
 
 
 
Walmart will no longer keep beauty products for people of color under lock and key. In other news, Walmart was keeping beauty products for people of color under lock and key
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(The Philadelphia Inquirer)
 
 
 
Hospital tries new plan to drum up business by dropping window from 20th floor
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(The Philadelphia Inquirer)
 
 
 
Hospital tries new plan to drum up business by dropping window from 20th floor
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Tue June 09, 2020
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Tuesday. Once you get your tacos, raise a glass to those who made them. Then, turn on to the MSNBC Primetime thread, starting at 8 PM Eastern
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Mon June 08, 2020
(Poynter Institute)
 
 
 
And the hits keep coming: A glass shortage could be a huge problem for distributing a COVID-19 vaccine
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(Omaha World Herald)
 
 
 
Omaha area County Attorney under investigation after his estranged wife's boyfriend loses his job and gets committed to a mental institution
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Sun June 07, 2020
(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Photoshop this girl on glass
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Fri June 05, 2020
(Metro)
 
 
 
Pour me wine in a tumbler? You bet that's a pooping on your doorstep
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Wed June 03, 2020
(Stack Exchange)
 
 
 
My eyeglasses broke the first week of lockdown. I will have had opportunities to fix them if I just understood the future pluperfect tense
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Tue June 02, 2020
(Collector's Weekly)
 
 
 
People are collecting hypocaust tiles, sugar crushers, aglets, and goblets adorned with raspberry prunts along the the muddy banks of the Thames
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Raise a glass to "Ruby Juice". Sounds like it might go well with some Bacardi
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Sun May 31, 2020
(UPI)
 
 
 
Meanwhile, in Idaho...
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Thu May 28, 2020
(The Sun (Ireland))
 
 
 
Glimpse of what post-coronavirus restaurant seating plans will look like, complete with glass 'lampshade' bubble pods to keep us safe. No word yet on whether they will come with state of the art "Get Smart" communications
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Uncle Bunky you were the one, Uncle Bunky you were so much fun. Why yes a beer has been created in your honor. Prosit🍺
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Wed May 27, 2020
(CBS 46 Atlanta)
 
 
 
Woman, brother okay after seeing a turtle
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(Bon Appetit)
 
 
 
Wine cubes. They're not just for breakfast anymore
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(Bon Appetit)
 
 
 
Wine cubes. They're not just for breakfast anymore
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Tue May 26, 2020
(Atlas Obscura)
 
 
 
South Africa banned alcohol sales during lockdown. So of course everyone started making their own beer. Out of pineapples
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(Imgur)
 
 
 
It's Happy Towel Day. Raise a glass to Douglas Adams and Don't Panic
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Sun May 24, 2020
(CarBuzz)
 
 
 
What do you have to have on your resume to apply for this job?
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(I Heart Radio)
 
 
 
Here's an article telling you to worry about something that they say is very unlikely to happen to anyone
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Fri May 22, 2020
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Fresh victory Friday sees Rachel Maddow prevail in lawsuit brought by OANN. Let us raise a glass in a toast to her as we recognize the sacrifices made for all people with the MSNBC Primetime block, starting at 8 PM Eastern
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Thu May 21, 2020
(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
Attempted Murder-Suicide ends with unsuccessful murder but successful suicide, so glass half full?
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
Glassdoor shatters
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Wed May 20, 2020
(Amazon)
 
 
 
Because Google Glass isn't douchey enough and what else is going to tell you that you have to be at the gym in 26 minutes
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Man winds up getting delivery instructions etched on gin glass he got for his girlfriend's birthday
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Tue May 19, 2020
(Laughing Squid)
 
 
 
This amazing artist takes burning things with a magnifying glass to audacious levels
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Sun May 17, 2020
(LiveLeak)
 
 
 
Large pane of tempered glass won't fit in an elevator without some gymnastics that require letting go of the door open hold button. You know where this is going
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(LiveLeak)
 
 
 
Large pane of tempered glass won't fit in an elevator without some gymnastics that require letting go of the door open hold button. You know where this is going
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
In which Lauri and Anni break panes of glass with bowling balls
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Wed May 13, 2020
(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
Massachusetts Attorney General is worried about the drop in domestic violence reports. Somebody's glass is definitely half empty
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Sun May 10, 2020
(Taste of Home)
 
 
 
Costco knows us. Costco understands us. Costco just wants us all to be happy
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(Taste of Home)
 
 
 
Costco knows us. Costco understands us. Costco just wants us all to be happy
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Wed May 06, 2020
(EurekAlert)
 
 
 
Regardless of transparent aluminum, 'metallic glass' may blow up research, shatter previous paradigms
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Here's an essential tip for our essential workers: How to stop your glasses from fogging up while wearing your face mask
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Sat May 02, 2020
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Is it Quarantini time for you again? You just might have an everyday drinking problem in these coronavirus times
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Fri May 01, 2020
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Welcome to Fresh Baby Friday. Today we welcome the offspring of one of our own. Let's raise a glass and toast the new family in the MSNBC Primetime discussion thread, starting at 8 PM Eastern
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(Bothell-Kenmore Reporter)
 
 
 
Much like a good glass of prune juice, Covid-19 lets the freight move easily
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(India Today)
 
 
 
"Oprah? Uma. Uma? Oprah." "Penguin, Orangutan"
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Mon April 27, 2020
(Miami New Times)
 
 
 
Florida woman would like you to know that she's "not a moron" after her impression of moron who supports reopening beaches was too realistic
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Thu April 23, 2020
(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Las Vegas mayor gets Anderson Cooper to take off his glasses and perform a rare double facepalm at 16:50
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
It looks like Las Vegas workers don't appreciate it when the mayor says she wants to gamble... *puts on sunglasses* ...with their lives
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Tue April 21, 2020
(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Michael Savage questions Rush Limbaugh's sanity and we've gone through the looking glass again
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(My Fox 8 Greensboro)
 
 
 
ER doctor self-isolates in his kids' treehouse, With pic of pretty cool treehouse
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Mon April 20, 2020
(NYPost)
 
 
 
People in glass dressing rooms with naked teenage girls shouldn't throw stones
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Sun April 19, 2020
(Inverse)
 
 
 
One type of exercise reverses the effect of aging on stems cells. Please be "lifting pint glasses", please be "lifting pint glasses"
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Sat April 18, 2020
(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
A look at how Eddie Murphy crashed through Hollywood's racist glass ceiling and became the biggest star of the 80s thanks to Beverly Hills Cop
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Fri April 17, 2020
(Gamespot)
 
 
 
"...which depicts a demon wearing Converse shoes and skinny jeans, sipping a giant mug of coffee, wearing yellow sunglasses, and with hipster hair"
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Mike Conley wins HORSE
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Thu April 16, 2020
(KOMU Columbia)
 
 
 
How much is that old man in the window? The one with the scraggly beard
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(KOMU Columbia)
 
 
 
How much is that old man in the window? The one with the scraggly beard
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Wed April 15, 2020
(Public Radio Tulsa)
 
 
 
Rents have been waived for a second month in a row by the housing authority in the Soviet Socialist Republic of *adjusts glasses* Tulsa, Oklahoma
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Sen. Richard Burr owes "owes everybody in North Carolina and the United States an explanation" about his stock trading according to Nanc- excuse me, Senator Chuck Schu-, uhh make that *rub eyes, cleans glasses* Sen Thom Tillis (R-NC)
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(GQ)
 
 
 
Glass half-full: A step up from douchebag
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Manhattan man, probably already through the looking glass, arrested for threatening to blow up Central Park's Alice in Wonderland statue with a pipe bomb
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Sat April 11, 2020
(C|Net)
 
 
 
Put down the shot glass, it's still too early. Take a virtual trip to Tokyo instead, you can/will get hammered later
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Thu April 09, 2020
(ARL Now)
 
 
 
Governor Goofus shuts down liquor stores as non-essential. Governor Gallant authorizes local restaurants to start selling mixed drinks to-go, curb side (and they immediately step up to the challenge in Subby's community)
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Wed April 08, 2020
(The New Civil Rights Movement)
 
 
 
Can we break glass in case of republican insurgency?
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Sat April 04, 2020
(AskMen)
 
 
 
Farkers can now claim to have been following a proud Finnish tradition for all these years
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Tue March 31, 2020
(Interesting Engineering)
 
 
 
Mission control, this is moon base Alpha. We have three walls completed and Jerry is working on his fifth glass of Tang. Do you copy?
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Fri March 27, 2020
(Fox 43 Pennsylvania)
 
 
 
Wear contact lenses? You probably should switch to glasses because of that virus thing going around
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Sat March 21, 2020
(Imgur)
 
 
 
Photoshop this sea glass
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Tue March 17, 2020
(The Street)
 
 
 
Corona virus develops taste for Gorilla Glass
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(Gothamist)
 
 
 
Scenes from the bitter last calls at NYC bars where New Yorkers poured out their souls, left glass water rings on the counters because of the Coronavirus shutdown
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Mon March 16, 2020
(AP News)
 
 
 
No. Right now it's a double Irish whiskey with a shot of coffee
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(Mental Floss)
 
 
 
When you pour milk into a glass, you say "I drank" the milk". But what do you call it when you pour it over your cereal? "Eat"? That can't be right. You don't say "I ate the milk". But you can't say you drank it either. What is the proper verb here?
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Sun March 15, 2020
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Do you know how to hold a beer? (possible nsfw content on page)
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Fri March 13, 2020
(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Suddenly, wheel
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Fri March 06, 2020
(Action News Now)
 
 
 
C'mon Texas, that ain't no kind of way to treat a Bartender
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Thu March 05, 2020
(Futurism)
 
 
 
I, for one, welcome our T-1000 overlords
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(Variety)
 
 
 
Fifteen pics of former Beverly Hills home of Dr. Phil - "J.R.R. Tolkien-meets-Lewis Carroll"
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(Pro Football Talk)
 
 
 
Message to all NFL players: There's a benefit to being seen chugging a beer, even if you get fined first
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