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| Tue August 09, 2022 |
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Hold on to your butts. Turtle comes out swinging at the DoJ
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Travis Scott is selling tickets for a Vegas concert ranging from $7k to $27.5k. Guess he's saving up for the oncoming settlements
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Since their path to a majority effectively depends on Wrong Johnson, Herschel "Baby Daddy" Walker, and the Weak and Carpetbagging Oz *all* winning, the GOP is trying to lower expectations about retaking the Senate
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TV evangelist is half right: He says meatless burgers are evil, which of course they are, which in turn alters DNA so vegans aren't human anymore, which means they can't get saved by Christ, which means.... they're stiggin' it to God, maybe?
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Man arrested for bad singing, a move supported by anyone who's ever been to a karaoke bar
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Duke football player does not suck at singing
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For the three of us that liked the original Wind Waker, someone created a mod for all the lines of dialogue, now including fart jokes
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The engine flooded
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| Tue August 02, 2022 |
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Like a rom com written by an electrical engineer, this heat engine has no moving parts
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Spotify CEO says the company continues to manage to barely scrape by using strategy of charging foie gras prices to graciously give artists a grain of rice
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"Black rat snakes are native to Virginia, but are not commonly found in bags of grocery store popcorn"
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Pelosi lands in Taiwan: The war of 'serious consequences' will now begin with the Chinese, hopefully the implements will be harshly worded letters
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Since there are no signs of an explosion at the Kabul house where the US took out Al_Qaeda leader Al-Zawahiri with a drone strike, it seems as if the US used "The Flying Ginzu" variation of the Hellfire missile, which is as terrifying as it sounds
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16 greatest replacement singers in heavy-music history. In other news, Ronnie James Dio was not the original singer for Black Sabbath
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Streamer intends to kill someone in Tarkov, finds out they're also streaming, because they lost their job, and they need money for their cancer treatments. Original streamer now driving viewers to second streamer for donations and support
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| Thu July 28, 2022 |
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Former NASA engineer and current Squirrel obstacle course designer takes on the spicy wings
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Entitled millionaire guitarist does the aging musician version of yelling at a cloud
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Subby's high school changing its team name 'Rebels' due to white supremacy associations. Which didn't make sense in the first place since this is Canada
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Now trending on Twitter- #PrinceOfPegging
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Take a moment to imagine the liberal reaction to Donald Trump, during his presidency, announcing that he was allowing one of his adult children to use the White House as their wedding venue. Got that picture in your head? OK, now click the link
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Aging, conservative con-man wants freed from the liabilities of his societally damaging behavior. No, not that one. Nor that one. Not that one, either
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West Virginia moves to stop banks from doing business with them if they have stopped supporting the coal industry. Coal, in farking 2022
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Finally, there's a monkeypox suggestion from the World Health Organization that most can follow without changing their lifestyles
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"There I was, digging a hole," - RIP Bernard Cribbins
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Apparently competitive tree-hugging is alive and well in Scotland
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| Mon July 25, 2022 |
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Monty Python super fans go on the Holy Grail of honeymoons in Scotland to see all the places it was filmed. No word on whether she let him go to the church of the virgins
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25% of the most insufferable bros you know will be bugging you for job leads soon, bro
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Someone's edging into being a little too koo-koo bananas for a base that's already foaming-at-the-mouth batshiat, which is weirdly impressive
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No, you're not imagining it: today's music sucks, and this is not a repeat
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The Claremont Institute in Upland is finally beginning to realize that continuing to support alumni John Eastman, who actively worked to "jettison the Constitution", is really bad for their reputation
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"The loss of access to our VPN system to our core network nodes affected our timely ability to begin identifying the trouble and, hence, delayed the restoral efforts," so Canadian phones are Borg technology?
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| Thu July 21, 2022 |
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Rare lobster rescued from restaurant, taken to the Virginia Living Museum, where it stops living. Might wanna rethink that name guys
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Imagine you're the San Antonio Chamber of Commerce. You've put years into nurturing your city's image and showcasing its crown jewel, the River Walk. And then...
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The amount of Greenland ice that melted last weekend could cover West Virginia in a foot of water. Now do Florida
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Ginger, get the popcorn The January 6th Committee plans on calling out lawmakers who have been downplaying the Capitol insurrection
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When IPCC WGII spoke of the risk of cascading climate impacts, they probably meant Eddie Vedder would have to cancel his concert because the smoke in France damaged his singing voice
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In tonight's news, people are still willfully stupid. Digging deeper, people love attention for being willfully stupid
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Former clerk for Supreme Court Justice Clarence Thomas says he is a 'wonderful' person with 'originalist' views, but 'he will be judged for what he does as a justice
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*checks date* Nope, not April 1
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| Thu July 14, 2022 |
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Your brain may be sabotaging your financial or career success. Thanks a lot, brain
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Let the Equestria Games Begin - causing injuries, lawsuits and a level of disaster not seen since the last series. It's My Little Pony: Tell Your Tale - On Your Cutie Marks where Sunny learns the Best Time Ever is an ancient pony curse
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Boris Johnson's past is even darker than you can imagine, and his future is worse. Wait, is he being set up to be the next Marvel supervillain? Was this all just some elaborate form of viral marketing?
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Judge denies Steven Bannon's motion to delay his criminal contempt trial which is due to begin Monday. No, this isn't a repeat from last Monday, but the ruling is the same this time too
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The average rent in Manhattan has broken $5,000, setting a record. Imagine paying that kind of money to live in an overpopulated dump with all those smug people
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Marriage is more about a tax arrangement than love and commitment in the eyes of the government, and it is discouraging people from tying the knot
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The cost of commuting is up 60 percent in Pittsburgh. Even worse, it still begins and ends in Pittsburgh
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Thom Hartmann is sorry that his Boomer generation didn't stop Reagan Republicans from engineering a Sweltering Nazi Gilead Kleptocracy and making you into debt-hobbled corporate serfs one infected pimple away from bankruptcy. Like, really sorry
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| Tue June 28, 2022 |
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Affordable, healthy, fast-food with an alternative franchise model challenging capitalist giants? It's more likely than you think
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Ally's merging both Earths, and Clark still has no powers. Smallville and the whole world are anxiously "Waiting for Superman" on the Season №2 finale (Ep. №15) of Superman & Lois at 8 ㏘ EDT on The CW (then something else at 9 but no1curr)
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Remember the GOP candidate from yesterday who downplayed the likelihood of rape resulting in pregnancy? Ginni Thomas donated $500 to her campaign
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The impossible has been accomplished, Billie Eilish's wax figure looks even more bored and disinterested than the original
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Will we learn what documents Meadows burned? Will we learn of more congresscritters begging for pardons? Will TFG meltdown? This is your Surprise Sedition hearing thread (12:45 ET start time)
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Judging by her track record with ARK Invest, I now doubt the existence of Recessions
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My dear Bagginses and Boffins, Tooks and Brandybucks, Grubbs, Chubbs, Hornblowers, Bolgers, Bracegirdles and Proudfoots, we are launching to the farking Moon. Liftoff is at 5:55 AM ET. Coverage starts at approximately T minus 45 minutes
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| Mon June 27, 2022 |
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What a merry Monday The sun is shining, the birds are singing, SCOTUS murdered the Establishment Clause... test cases to nullify the rest of the Constitution underway. Let's chat about the burning pyre of our country in the MSNBC thread @ 7PM EDT
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Photoshop this HyperCurie rocket engine
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Toyota dealers marking up new BZ4X EV as much as $20,000. Imagine how bad markups would be if the wheels would stay attached
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Clinical trials for male birth control pill begins in Sacramento
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"Originalism" , the conservative Supreme Court's favorite judicial philosophy requires a very, very firm grasp of history - one that none of the justices seem to possess
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Forget Commander Shepard, Mordin Solus is the most talented badass in Mass Effect -- science, singing (included in video), story writer and survived sleeping with sinister despot Aria. Or did he just make that up for a good noir story?
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After public hearings and his removal from office, support for charging Nixon with crimes had soared to 58%. Support for charging Trump is up to 50% now with more hearings to come
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| Thu June 23, 2022 |
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NYC: Whaaat? No of course we're not cutting funding for schools. We're just...uh..changing the formula for how much schools get per student and the fact that it's significantly less is just a coincidence and entirely the fault of teachers
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Jacob Rees-Mogg, Minister of State for Brexit Opportunities and Arthur Slugworth stand-in, praises Brexit for preventing the UK from having to adapt to USB-C charging
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Virginia woman shoots multiple rounds "ambush style" over a period of 20 minutes at sheriff's deputies, somehow ends up not dead
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Animals with physical or chemical traits that confer protection, such as armor, spines, shells or venom, have slower aging and greater longevity. Benefits of wearing a tricorn hat, bazooka, and horse floatie were unclear
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Feds served a search warrant on Jeffrey Clark. The nothing is really beginning to happen
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To the left: Story about how gas prices sting workers who depend on their cars. To the right: shiat-tons of humblebragging by transit riders
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The globe's lone maker of monkeypox vaccine says it's ready as it settles in the catbird seat and begins thumbing catalogues for private islands, mega-yachts, and gold mini-giraffes
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Disney World is celebrating its 50th anniversary. Here are 13 original attractions that are still there for you to enjoy
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Rocket engineer and CEO Tory Bruno who is FAR cooler than Elon Musk and probably a lot nicer thinks he has saved the United Launch Alliance so it can keep on massively overcharging the government for launches forever
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Scientists engineer a quantum processor to emulate a small organic molecule before getting sucked into 6 new alt-universes
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That Google engineer who thinks that the AI named LaMDA is sentient - let's just call him Mr. Nutjob - he says that LaMDA's lawyer was scared off the case by powerful forces
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Those four inmates who escaped a Virginia satellite prison have successfully complete re-entry
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Some genetically engineered pig hearts are less equal than others
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| Thu June 16, 2022 |
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Cassandra Peterson originally had a more colorful design something something...sorry, was distracted for some reason
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Acknowledging rollercoaster of American economy, Tacoma Narrows Bridge anticipates reduction of toll rates this fall, a move expected to resonate with drivers
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French, German and Italian leaders visit Ukraine. No word on who was in charge of cooking, engineering, or policing
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You know how I know America needs a financial counseling intervention: "Consumers face monthly new car payments averaging $656, financed at 5.1% over 70.5 months"
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With hundreds of thousands of new stars inside, the Tarantula Nebula's radiation should be bringing star-formation to an end. But somehow, gravity's still winning
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Ginni Thomas come on down, you've been invited to speak to the Jan. 6 committee
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"TFG's aims were autocratic in that he wanted to turn public office into a vessel of making money for himself; to have private profit of public office." Obvious tag doesn't begin to cover this
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The Jan. 6 committee has the John Eastman-Ginni Thomas coordination emails. The hearings might get a whooole lot more interesting now
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| Mon June 13, 2022 |
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With the series at 2-2, it is now a best-of-3 NBA Finals. Can the Boston Celtics steal another one on the road? Or will the Golden State Warriors be the ones that win and be one game away from being crowned NBA Champs? It begins at 9:00 PM ET on ABC
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Explanation of "fan fiction left" to the left. Original fan fiction left to the right
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Trumpers are merging with Flat Earthers, presumably to form mega-derp-tron
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After a Google engineer claims the company's AI chatbot LaMDA has become "sentient", Google suggests the engineer take a paid vacation on STFU Island
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A second Crypto Exchange has hit the "do not withdraw" button as the entire Crypto Industry begins to unravel
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What would happen if a multi-billion-dollar company with thousands of employees bet EVERYTHING on Bitcoin with a margin call at $24,000 and Bitcoin fell below that amount. Well, lets find out
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Easier than dragging Walton and Lanier up and down the court it's the Fark Monday Movie Rewind. A thread to discuss the movies/TV seen this past week. What have you been watching? LGT Actors Playing Themselves. What did they miss? Which did you like?
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Texas tops all-time electricity use, on a weekend, when demand is typically lower, still early in the summer, sending ERCOT systems engineers' sphincters to a clinch and Ted Cruz to Cancun booking options
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Friggin ouch. Duke sucks
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| Thu June 09, 2022 |
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Japanese IT engineer creates creepy spider night lamp that walks you to the bathroom in the dark. The internet gets a little freaked out about the idea
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See the curtains hangin' in the window in the evening on a Thursday night. A little light a-shinin' through the window lets me know everything's all right. January 6th hearing blowin' through the jasmine in my mind. It's the 7 p.m. ET MSNBC thread
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Some original actors? Do I want to see dinosaurs stomp the shaite out of everything, a tale that started when I was a kid? Well Grandpappy told me the legend of Godzilla, and his even his Pappy talked of this King Kong myth
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The most important equation in cosmology has become more powerful than you can possibly imagine
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I'll take, "Headlines I don't want to ever visually imagine in my head, ever," for $1000, Alex
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Compelling video evidence to support the case that Virginia drivers are, in fact, the worst in the nation
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Sheena Greitens will not go gentle into that good night, requests Missouri government records of Eric Greitens raging, raging at the wife. Missouri will deliver the records, 1 day after Eric's primary election
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June 9 is National Donald Duck Day. What are you favorite things about the original angry bird?
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